The Saddest Player In The Pros
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 10, 2010 9:47 PM PDT
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PrintSay hello to the newest Tacoma Rainier: righty Scott Patterson.
I think the Mariners' reputation may precede them.
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Schadenfreude!!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Jun 10, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you lady-
That’s what stairs are for!
Rooting for lovable losers since 1984.
by seattlecougar on Jun 11, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Seems like a Scotty
Instead of a Scott.
You can't be a catcher if you can't catch. Rob Johnson will henceforth be listed as a traffic cone on the roster.
He looks like he just got busted for cooking meth.
by I Lick Squirrels on Jun 10, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
He looks like he just found out what a minor league salary is.
He should know by now.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
He looks like he long ago gave up giving a shit about a goddam thing
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 10, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
If I dropped my kid of at Little League practice and his coach looked like that
I’d run back to the car with my kid, lock the doors, and drive off but not before I wrote down the license plate numbers of every van in the parking lot.
by RustyJohn on Jun 10, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I was hoping we would get a bit more for Lee.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
by the other side on Jun 10, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
Actually...
I think that is the definition of half bad, 29-28…
by ambrosia2112 on Jun 10, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Almost!
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by Griffin Cooper on Jun 10, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
But seriously we just signed the baseball version of Eeyore
His hat probably falls off his head all the time, and he just stares at it morosely and sighs.
by Gihyou on Jun 11, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
Apparently our plan is to have a Hundred Acre Wood reunion.
...and now I'm here
We've got Figger as Tigger.
I can't resist clicking "Rec" when I see a post with four [of them] already.
by thehemogoblin on Jun 11, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions
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