6/1: Open Game Thread, Part 2
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Did we get 'em?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
That royals 1B was one possibility.
I was waiting for someone to say Adrian Gonzalez so we could figure out if the Padres are rebuilding or not.
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by JY on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone said Berkman.
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by JY on Jun 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have!
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by JY on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Also it was a Ben Broussard joke.
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by JY on Jun 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Seemed to have whooshed on by everyone.
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by JY on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He is a Seattle Mariner
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
If you push the fast forward button on your TV set, the game goes faster.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
My TV set doesn't have a fastforward button
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by Griffin Cooper on Jun 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine does, you and your inferior technology.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
And then drop the pen in the middle of the Pacific Ocean
by JLC on Jun 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
During Shark Week on the Discovery Channel?
More exciting than a Griffey at-bat.
Thats not particularly hard to pull off.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
17 exactly.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Three swinging strikeouts, it seems there was a sort of trend that inning, I'll figure it out in a minute.
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Sean White came in for relief for Felix in very early 2007 when Felix got injured
I rolled into that game and arrived roughly 3 pitches before Felix got hurt. This will forever be my first thought when I see Sean White and the sinking feeling of sadness will be the feeling I feel whenever he comes in.
Fuck you, Sean White
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I just get sad because he sucks
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by Griffin Cooper on Jun 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
and looking at BBRef, it was Jake Woods that actually came in, not White
That indicates how much I hate Sean White that I strongly associate him with that negative memory
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Did Silva get 11 strikeouts?
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't even go there.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So, we're going to give up nine home runs now?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NOT SEAN WHITE, PLEASE NO
Rob Johnson invented AIDS
by I Lick Squirrels on Jun 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Not complete numbness. Strangely I feel nothing
The wry comment was purely reflex
Fister
I’m still a novice at sabermetrics and all the analytical stuff, but it just seems like he’s got a more sustainable package to me.
He throws one of the worst pitches in baseball like 75% of the time
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but I also think it's a stretch to call it more sustainable than Vargas
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they are just about equally okay as back-of-the-rotation starters
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Man if we get another Mauricio Robles I will be happy.
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by JY on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't Fister have better command, though?
I know “stuff” and velocity are sometimes easier to sustain than command, but my heart just always wants to go with the guy who can command his pitches – some part of me just feels that’s more “skillfull” than whipping your arm at blinding speed.
Fister has better command and is a great deal more hittable
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You build me up, you tear me down
But OK thanks. I continue to learn.
(I thought he was only marginally more hittable)
Vargas
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by Griffin Cooper on Jun 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Just because he's better
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by Griffin Cooper on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Over
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by Griffin Cooper on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a wash, Doug's name is the tiebreaker.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Much better to put a pin sized hole in the top of them so the brake fluid doesn't all leak out at once
No point in destroying the brake lines so he’ll instantly realize it when he backs out of his driveway at 4 MPH, causing no damage.
Better to have him realize it when he’s going 60 down a mountain road
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SR 7 between the McKenna cutoff and Elbe would work too, if we have to stay in the Seattle area
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Hey, this was an open question "what highway"
After the baseball/football fiasco in the last thread I double checked this time
Pick a highway I might have a slim chance of driving.
Haven’t been in Eastern Oregon since the 1980’s.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we make it SR 410?
It’s so scenic.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that would work as long as we make sure your brakes go out right around the top of Chinook Pass
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But of course!
Though coming down the backside towards Ohanepecosh is even better. Lots of switchbacks.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
But SR 129 is more scenic in my opinion
No giant mountain to look at but the rest of the scenery is awesome
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
There's SR20 and Washington Pass.
In fact, SR20 is pretty damned gorgeous AND excellent driving.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Because when we go down that road it's like we can never find the exit.
...and now I'm here
Stay off controlled-access roadways and you won't need to look for an exit
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I got this one covered, Corco.
Highway 1. When he crashes into the ocean, there will be little evidence left of what went wrong.
You can always hope that Sean White's in the car.
Of course, with the M’s luck this yeat, it would be Fister AND Vargas.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah it would just be a relative of Jose Lopez
by killer_ewok18 on Jun 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent!
Loafie will be good for the rest of the season!
You are a scary person.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
One Lost One Won votes for Sean White.
...and now I'm here
No, he's not
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by Griffin Cooper on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
First year as a mariner?
I just really don’t know what to say.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ogopogo.
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by JY on Jun 1, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got to vote for the lesbian mafia don.
Sorry Doug, I actually like you better, but the other guy gets my vote here.
by TrustBaseball on Jun 1, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Greasy lesbian mafia don from New Jersey who might also be amphibious.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Jun 1, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, isn't he also a vampire?
Shit.
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by JY on Jun 1, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
WE COME AGAIN!!!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Jun 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite Felix memory is stealing the spotlight from Matsuzaka in Boston.
Complete game 2-hitter…awesome.
The Twins feel our pain
And are trying to get out as quickly with as few pitches as possible for Vargas so that he stays in.
Using your worst relievers with a 4 run lead isn't dumb
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It bothered me with Vargas still on the mound, depending on how long his leash was
He could have gotten into trouble pretty quickly at this point in the game
It's not that bad in the 8th, either.
It’s still not all THAT likely you score a 4-spot off of bad relievers.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep your fingers crossed
I can’t take it anymore. Every single game I feel like we’re gonna lose in the 8th or 9th inning.
I'm having a great evening so far, but by God if Sean White ruins it I'm going to stab things.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Better sharpen that knife.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If we lose I am officially at the Tropic of Cairo
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't decided but I'm pretty sure that isn't something you can know ahead of time
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Regardless, it's not an event horizon or anything.
You can come back.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Jun 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck. You.
I got that damn song stuck in my head because of YOU PEOPLE!
I saw that!
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by JY on Jun 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Christopher Lloyd was awesome.
Also, Joseph Gordon Levitt! He looks so weird, even as a kid…
Well I'm relieved. I can go do homework now.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It's actually Alfonzo.
But yeah, I’m kind of a big fan of him too.
Maybe it's just me...
But it looks like he’s been swinging the bat more, and his average is actually rising.
Or anywhere else, right?
Am I misunderstanding the site guidelines?
You're new here.
So, just a heads up: we do not talk about fantasy baseball here. No one cares. Really.
Quick start guide!
This off-topic thread was very helpful to me. I’ve only been here a few months, but it’s a pretty easy to follow style guide and rules of the road. Read the fanpost itself, and scroll down a bit to read a comment that was rec’d into green-ness. Both are helpful.
Neither mention fantasy baseball, but they probably should. Because it’s a generally acknowledged fact of the site. I’m new; you’re new. But it’s a great site, good community. Welcome.
by harkening on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who did you bench in favor of him?
And what round did you draft him in, anyway? I want every detail about this team of yours.
Corrected:
So Chone Figgins is good again?
He was never bad, he just chose to walk more than hit, and had some bad luck for awhile.
He's was kind of a pile of shit in April
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys have Joe Freaking Mauer, we deserve one per series.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you seriously complaining about Mauer?
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That's like complaining about Ichiro.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
It’s like saying “You’re fucking awesome, why aren’t you pitching like it!?”
You ever seen Ichiro during a month when he hits .260?
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro has done this a grand total of six times since 2001.
And 3 of them were March/April splits.
Guilty.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
We could probably take em off your hands if you want.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I would give him my own mother's decapitated head for Mauer
by JLC on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
*On your mantle.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
In other news, who the hell has a mantle anymore?
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
My current chapter covers Mount Pinatubo!
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
To wikipedia!
Great, now I won’t get anything done.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
All in stocks.
Come to think of it, I wonder how they’re doing. I stopped checking around October 1929.
by Matthew on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh I love it when he plays well.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
And so marks the death of the Snoqualmie Casino joke.
Time of death: Yesterday.
...and now I'm here
Calling it a joke would make it seem like it was funny at one time.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
We're actually losing the Anthony Rendon sweepstakes by quite a bit and we're also way behind in the AL West standings.
The big picture says we’re losing.
Damnit.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Wha?
I have no issues with LL on Chrome.
Chrome is the best thing to come out of the internets.
Well… porn, so second.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I detest Google.
But I can’t walk away from their web browser until Firefox fixes all its memory leak problems.
Hate the company, love the product. Story of my technological life.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, I hate Apple and its products.
Works out really well.
Corrected:
Remember Windows ME?
(I’m an IT Manager)
Meh.
Windows 2000, XP, and 7 have been very stable operating systems and have served both my work and home environments well.
Vista after SP1 was decent, too.
I never had any problems with it.
Oh sure, get all serious on me
Decent versions: XP SP2, Win Server 2003 and later, and MAYBE Win7 (I’m reserving judgement until its been out a little longer).
Also, OS X 10.5.6 and above; in some environments (home and a few specific business cases).
I have no respect for OS X.
Slapping a user interface shell on BSD Unix is not building your own operating system.
Uh...
A BSD-compatible layer =! BSD. I know people who contribute to BSD and they’d throw that one back into your teeth. BSD doesn’t have a Mach microkernel. OS X does.
Also, you might go look up Mach and where the grad student who helped develop it ended up working.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer the classic interface of 3.5.1- it could do everything NT4 could without the goddamn start button
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If you're running Windows, open up an instance of Firefox.
Perpetuate it with a few different tabs. Now hit Ctrl+Alt+Del and view the processes tab in your task manager. Under the memory column, watch the Firefox usage tick up and up and up and up and up in an unstoppable fashion. Bad coding does this.
So thats what they use. I always thought macs smelled a bit funny.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure if the problem occurs on Firefox for Mac.
But that just makes me ask why you bother running Firefox. Safari is programmed natively for Mac OS X, and both are running the WebKit rendering engine.
No.
I demote myself one geek point.
OTOH, Camino DOES use Firefox's rendering engine, and IS programmed natively for OS X.
If you’re going to use a Gecko browser on OS X, use one that doesn’t look like a shabby port.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahahahahahaha
It’s called “Activity Monitor” on your Mac
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Firefox do that?
Does Internet Explorer?
TAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Who the hell replaced Mike Sweeney's eyes?
I want to thank that person…
Well that was horseshit.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
You know, this is one version of Loafie I can actually get behind.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
What the fucking hell is going on?
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Can we keep this Figgy? Please?
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
In baseball, yes.
Apparently, even in Mariner baseball…
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Kotchman actually hits ball well and not at someone?
(Surprised face not used due to non-ironic use)
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Getting rid of those two relievers was the BEST MOVE EVER
just look at the results!
DIdn't we win the game after we fired Cockrell?
That turned out so well after that also
by killer_ewok18 on Jun 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Saunders
He needs a hit. That way all 9 can have at least a hit.
Apparently if you swing the bat...
You might get basehits? Perhaps this has been Casey and Chone’s problems all season.
Haha, well, you get what I mean.
Figgy has had a pretty high strikeout ratio. He’s been taking too many pitches. I love walks and all, but there needs to be a happy balance.
I'm a twins guy, and maday has been awful
but probably not as hard to take as figgy not swinging the bat well.
Wait so this game went from being close to not being close so we brought in Kelley instead of White
That’s fucking stupid
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I'm in, what theatre?
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That movie was way too terrible to make as much money as it did.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It was really just, meh.
Exactly like whoever plays Alice, plain and boring.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
So is every other live action Tim Burton movie.
Except Sweeney Todd.
You should, it actually turned out working.
I had the exact same skepticisms.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Depp was the one who pulled me in. I love him.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I was disappointed with Rickman's turn as Judge Turpin.
Which I don’t like saying because he is, as you say, glorious.
Oooh, look, it's our non-suck reliever.
Let’s pitch him in a 6 run game.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Do you recall what happened when we pitched our suck relievers with a 5 run lead?
I think you are underestimating just how much some of our relievers suck
Except we were warming up Sean White
Then we scored a few runs and widened the gap, so Shawn Kelley came in. There are two things that could have happened
1) White got injured
2) We don’t want to “waste” White on a 7-1 game
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Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
How did I not know that was a Clint Eastwood movie?
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Donald Sutherland steals every scene he's in is my theory.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Great movie. When there still was a few original ideas.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
His brief role as the judge in Reign Over Me was astounding.
Donald Sutherland is awesome.
That Mauer guy fucking blows.
...and now I'm here
Oh hey!
The Twins #3 and #4 hitters are pun-opposites!
...and now I'm here
"Morneau stays behind everything"
as the replay shows him getting way out in front.
Yes, we have a coupon.
The single most depressing aspect of my fandom is the fact that the UW softball team registers on my radar.
That one pitcher is really good, she'll probably get drafted by the
oh
by killer_ewok18 on Jun 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not? She can't be any worse than Sean White.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
She'll go to the A's
They have to keep at least one submariner/underhand pitcher on their roster at all times.
Is this an ironic racism joke?
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Yuni is really really dark.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope. Just night-time.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Awwww he's got his "They told me to smile but I'm feeling kind of depressed today, but that nice Lou guy made me feel better so I guess I will smile" smile on.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this Alfonzo guy
Better than Rob Johnson. Also, Eliezer sounds cool.
Holy crap - warning track hit off the end of the bat on a bad swing?
Power is enticing!
Dangit
No hits for Saunders. I really really want him to be good.
Get a hit Michael. A single would be fine. Stop missing
and striking out twice on 6 pitches.
I too really want you to be good.
ignacio
Good point.
I forgot how good this team was once.
by FairWeatherFred on Jun 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a hard time remembering the starting pitchers.
Freddy Garcia, Jamie Moyer, Gil Meche, then?
ignacio
Paul Abbott had 18 wins!
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I hated Aaron Sele
For some reason he occupies the space between Jeff Fassero and Jarrod Washburn in my mind
From my high school!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
We had this weird deal called an offense too.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That 2001 team was 80% the result of the position players
which is insane.
Pshaw, only in terms of wins...
who cares about those when we have other fancier stats?
They tied the 1843 Cubs or something who had like 4 ties.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I got the millenium.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
And didn't even make it to the GODDAMN WORLD SERIES.
FUCK YOU YANKEES.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Not only did they not win it....Oh never fucking mind.
We won this goddamn game.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The game that shall not be mentioned!!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Game A?
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck
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by JY on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It would make the flameout even more painful
116 was good enough for me. And it’s not like people actually thought the 1906 Cubs were actually better than us.
They proved otherwise with a TV commercial!
by Matthew on Jun 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'd prefer a more catastrophic flameout.
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by JY on Jun 1, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, why?
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that we all collectively salt this wound.
by FairWeatherFred on Jun 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
They won 116 games!
How is that a wound?
Nobody in this city can be happy about anything.
Winning 116 games was amazing.
Stalling in the playoffs made my teenage self cry.
by FairWeatherFred on Jun 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Bahahahaha the first time was gold.
God I hate Eli though.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
If I recall correctly
Olerud lined out to first with the winning run aboard.
by Matt Erickson on Jun 1, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Touche
You are correct. Can’t figure out which game I’m thinking of…
by Matt Erickson on Jun 1, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
117 really is a lot more than 116.
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit.
You’re right.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
We're through the looking glass now, people.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Jun 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
A sweep would have been. That shit we could have won.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
95 got me interested in baseball
2001 is when I fell in love with it.
But I’m a weird kid from Spokane who couldn’t see games on TV until we got cable in ’01.
I remember Sasaki
And how he didn’t lose games in the 9th inning.
What?
Pitchers do that?
I've heard about this shit. Might have to look it up on snopes.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I really liked Kaz too
but there’s no way anyone gets past Randy and Felix
Randy left too early
Kaz replaced Jose Mesa and was not Jose Mesa for 4 years. And was a cheating drunk!
The only reason why I still like Piniella is the fact that he pubiclly humiliated Jose Mesa by replacing him with a position player.
The first time I watched a game from start to finish on TV was the Safeco inaugural game
It was all downhill from there.
Ayala was my first hated player. Mesa was my second.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Who's the first?
Are you talking about relief/closers or pitchers overall?
We seem to do pretty well with the Japanese players.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
When's Langerhans gonna play?
Not that i miss him for Saunders, but just curious.
I never understood the Langerhans love...
Isn’t he just another backup player in a long line of serviceable replacement guys?
With ya there!
For the record, I never claimed Tui was serivceable or replacement level!
It's like if Dan Cortes came up to Seattle and killed an Angel player
We would love him.
by Matthew on Jun 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Very good defender, lefty, patient, has pop
He might be a league-average player.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Basically, he does all the things "stat heads" appreciate
by JLC on Jun 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Right, but not a level that puts him solidly above "average"
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate the guy, but still. I’m sure it doesn’t help that the first time I saw him, he had an atrocious game in the field and I couldn’t believe people were talking about his defense.
No one's going to assert that Langerhans is above average.
Above replacement? Most definitely.
by Jackle Mackle on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
But good enough to displace any of our regular OF starters? No way
unless somehow Saunders fails to develop into a consistent hitter.
A league average fourth outfielder is a very valuable thing.
If he actually plays, that is.
Probably not but two of our OFers are stars and Saunders needs to play.
He’s probably better than Saunders at the moment.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at the game where he hit a walk-off dinger off the Rays
so I will always have an irrational liking for him.
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Jun 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
0.00 ERA. And he's sustained it for the entire start of this season.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Everybody clap your hands!
clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
(As my girlfriend claps and looks around the stadium laughing and wondering “why? why do we allllll do this?”
Olson looks like he knows he's on a pitching mound.
Already an improvement over last season.
I see Garrett Olson took better acting classes this winter
by Matthew on Jun 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This weather must be confusing Vargas,
no need to harvest for the summer lil’ Jason.
That felt dirty. Like it wasn't really the mariners.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
If it's on your left side, could be a heart attack.
If it’s elsewhere it could be a different stroke.
Love the specialty high-fives...
Did you catch Alfonzo’s “Claw” five?
No!
I must will myself back to the Tropic of Cairo!
I just had a thought. Maybe to change his luck
Kotchman should start wearing a helmet while he plays 1B.
ignacio
He's so stupid but so loveable.
...and now I'm here
Less than Clint Nageotte
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Jun 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
At least you still remember it!
Future generations will be baffled by our Clint Nageotte stories.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Jun 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss him.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Jun 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't!

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Shigetoshi?
He was pretty baller.
by FairWeatherFred on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I vaguely remember a Padres pitcher (can't recall his name)...
About 10ish years ago that was the same way.
Can Jeff or someone with a better memory help me out?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Jun 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
YES I REMEMBER NOW
Andy Ashby!! His face would be pouring sweat by the end of his warmup pitches.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Jun 1, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I got my picture taken with him when I was a kid
I hugged him. He asked why I was wearing a Seahawks sweatshirt to a Padres game.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
No, Lopez
you do not try to hit it in the other way.
PLAYOFFS!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
If Charles Dickens was Mexican, he'd write a book with a character named Eliezer Alfonzo
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
You don't know that.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus he's dead. Like Nick Adenhart dead.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate him even more.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Jun 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He really loves looking into the camera.
by Bicycle Rider on Jun 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He was gazing into the averted eyes of unrequited love.
Are you in an abusive relationship with the Seattle Mariners?
He is a bad actor
He does what bad actors do
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow on the replay, Vargas snagged that comebacker and whipped around to 1B
Pretty sweet, thinking double play that quick
Holy crap, no Red Sox among AL starters for All-Star balloting.
I’m genuinely shocked.
I can't believe Pedroia's not there
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
by Griffin Cooper on Jun 1, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it Cano that's in the lead?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Jun 1, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
by Griffin Cooper on Jun 1, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, what the hell does Justin Morneau have to do?
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The ASG is really fucked up.
Is Griffey still third for DH?
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by the other side on Jun 1, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions

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