Famous Last Words OT 5/10/2010
Run of the mill fare here for the dread 75, but last words are a constant source of amusement. There's the famous "Rosebud" and then the not so famous, and then the standards. My personal favorites are varied, but typical for the genre as they precede disaster.
"We can make it!" (or an even better alternate "You can make it!"). "I've got it!" -lots of exclamations with famous last words. They're annoying to read, but hey. "Lookout!" This one is probably famous last heard.
The classic exchange. Wife- "Did you pack everything?" Husband-"Yes dear". Yes dear punctuates a lot of conversations for married men, at least it appears to.
"What was that?", or "Did you hear something?". If I had to guess the most common of all famous last words, "Oh shit" would top the list.
Beautiful weather, favorite places and favorite things? Favorite games for the PS2. Um, I'm horrible at topics. Bring back tags. This is for SB. Sorry NOLA. Other memorable and famous tags
Oh yeah, has anyone checked out the M's website for awhile? Their game wrap ups are so much better now (IMO), much easier to navigate with options for play by play, game scoring. Reminiscent of Gameday, except they include a graph of tweets inning by inning. Check it out, kind of interesting I guess. Video for plays corresponding to spikes is provided. Neato, whatever will they think of next?
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Usain in the Membrane.
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club
by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT reply actions
"Hurrah, Boys! Let's get these last few reds then head on back to camp. Hurrah!"
— Lieutenant Colonel George Custer before Custer’s Last Stand.
I would like to nominate Kermit for commenter of the year
by Aaron Campeau on May 10, 2010 12:32 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
I bet he'd look extra sexy in that sash.
mariners fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 10, 2010 9:19 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Most famous last words ever.
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club
by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
"It'll be fine."
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
"You're on the pill, right?"
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 10, 2010 3:47 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
"No, hold on, I can do this..."
...and now I'm here
My favorite "last words" before I know I'm really going to fuck something up are, "this WILL work!"
Favorite historical last words?
Metaphysical poet John Donne, who was active around the turn of the 17th century, who rehearsed his death for a few weeks before finally buying the farm. The last words? “Thy will be Donne”. Massive ego, even commissioned a portrait so people would know what he looked like when he arose for the Apocalypse, but then he hung it in his house to remind himself that he was going to die, so he’s also a rather cool dude.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Writers in general are good for last lines:
Chekov: “It’s a long time since I drank champagne.”
Joyce: “Does nobody understand?” (probably talking about Finnegan’s Wake)
O’Neill: “I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room – and Goddamnit – died in a hotel room.”
And of course, the attributed Dylan Thomas, which is likely a lie but I will take as good nonetheless…
“I’ve had eighteen straight whiskeys, I think that’s the record . . .”
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 10, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm a fan of Robert Louis Stevenson's "Does my face look strange?"
by marc w on May 10, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wonderful, because it is true.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
May or may not be true
But my group of friends once heard that Pablo Picasso’s last words were “Drink to me!” So now, whenever we gather and drink, the first drink is always to Picasso.
Hmm.
Oscar Wilde: “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.”
and attributed to many actors through the years, “Dying is hard, but not as hard as comedy.”
I had heard "either that wallpaper goes, or I do."
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club
by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
"And here it is. Mariners down to their last strike with the bases loaded here in the bottom of the 9th.
They win and their in the playoffs. Lose and the season is over. The 0-2 pitch to Junior…"
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2010 7:36 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Should I be upset or happy that I wasn't able to participate in Game Threads this week?
On one hand, yeah, kind of glad I wasn’t able to because I would have just bitched but on the other? I am pretty sure I missed some tremendous GTE.
by seattlesundevil on May 10, 2010 9:22 AM PDT reply actions
You missed ten kinds of GTE, let me tell you.
It depends on if you enjoy agony.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
For some odd reason, I think all Seattle fans enjoy some sort of agony.
Or else we wouldn’t keep on rooting for our teams.
by seattle_since_81 on May 10, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
That implies that Seattle fans root for the teams that aren't doing well :/
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I've been making a conscious effort to avoid the Game Threads recently.
It seems like people are less friendly when we’re losing and I’d rather not see new posters (or myself) get torn apart by LL’s collective cynicism.
Existence is tautological.
by .Taylor on May 10, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
People who post stupid things get torn up
by seattlebruin on May 10, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the yankees hater guy.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
There have been a bunch of other really bad posts
by seattlebruin on May 10, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Well that was retarded.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I've been avoiding baseball in general, not just LL. I didn't even watch the majority of the game on Sunday - usually I never miss the Sunday game.
I hate it when the M’s do poorly because it means I don’t watch ANY baseball to shield myself away from the pain.
by EnglishMariner on May 11, 2010 5:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I tend to do the same thing.
It’s nicer sometimes to look at the box score and be happy that we won. Also, I can catch the replay on FSN (unfortunately, I don’t believe you have that option) if we did win.
by seattle_since_81 on May 11, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure EM has MLB.tv
If so then he can watch the archived games.
by Eyeball Kid on May 11, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
John Adams: "Thomas Jefferson still survives."
Adams and Jefferson were the last two “founding fathers”, and both died on the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence (July 4, 1826). Jefferson had died a few hours before Adams, though word had not yet reached the second president. So, no, Jefferson did not still survive.
Akiba ben Joseph: “The paper burns, but the words fly free!” (said regarding the Torah, which was being burned at the stake alongside the rabbi)
John Barrymore: “Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would let such an ordinary thing happen to him.”
Thomas Peacock: “By the immortal God, I will not move.” (his library was burning around him, and he wanted to save his books)
So...
Is the Jack Wilson version of Loafie more valuable than the Yuni version of Loafie? (so to speak).
I was going to say, "but Loafie hit better than Yuni"
and then I looked up the OPS and became sad.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
He does hit better than Yuni!
just not right now… =(
by seattlebruin on May 10, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Did Loafie at least look better over the weekend? I didn't see either of the games
but saw he had a few doubles and a walk(!)
by seattlebruin on May 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
This is hilarious.
That being said, he has been very good.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh.
Larry LaRue thinks the end is near for Griffdawg
Last week, when some members of the press corps asked manager Don Wakamatsu why he hadn’t used Griffey as a pinch hitter for Rob Johnson late in a game, Waskamatsu was vague.
Two Mariners players, however, weren’t. Both are younger players, fond of Griffey. Neither had an ax to grind.
So why didn’t Wakamatsu go to Junior off the bench.
"He was asleep in the clubhouse," one player said. "He’d gone back about the fifth inning to get a jacket and didn’t come back. I went back in about the seventh inning – and he was in his chair, sound asleep."
The other player, who knows Griffey a little better, tried to ratonalize.
"He doesn’t sleep well at night, he’s away from his family, he’s comfortable in the clubhouse," he said. "They could have awakened him …"
So in short
Ken Griffey Junior can’t hit, can’t field, can’t run, and is hurting clubhouse chemistry.
As acblue pointed out over twitter
Griffey fell asleep during the game, but Milton’s the dick for leaving a game after striking out.
Although I will think it's hilarious in a day or two
by Aaron Campeau on May 10, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I laughed now.
But it was a painful laugh to avoid crying. I stick up for that guy! I know he’s terrible, but I’d rather see Sweeney off the team. I was told he’s good for chemistry! What the fuck!? I’m pissed and sad and forget pinch running, a guy sleeps mid-game and STILL GETS STARTS AT DH!?
Holy fuck.
Seriously.
I think falling asleep is at least at the same level. A clubhouse attendant didn’t want to wake him up?
by seattle_since_81 on May 10, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
That was my first thought, too
Yay, media!
by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Awww, if only he had retired we would have been able to avoid the inglouriousness of all this.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Divish put it on twitter and the TNT servers dropped
M’s fans rule the internet.
by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Although I would love to be able to read the damned thing today.
Divish got the server back up, Dave Cameron tweets that the article is a must read, site goes down instantaneously.
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"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I am unable to even get worked up about this.
This is Griffey the selfish prick from the 90’s all over again and yet no one seems to care.
It truly is absurd... If this story coming out doesn't make people look at him in a different light, I'm not sure what will
On the bright side, this story leaking may force the old man to rethink some things w/r/t his career and pending retirement.
by seattlesundevil on May 10, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Now all we need to do is plant a "Sweeney was jerking it in the clubhouse" rumor
by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Griffey just needs a knitted afghan for his legs and a comfortable rocking chair
by yakvalleycardinal on May 10, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is pretty much the exact mental picture I had in my head
by seattlesundevil on May 10, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
That's true, it's a long walk from the clubhouse to the dugout so he probably needs one in the dugout as well
Seriously they should get him a rocking chair in the dugout to go with it.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Perfect.
I think we can circulate the rumor that he has dentures.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Break that angels record damnit.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Here.
Read it and weep. Link.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I would have left the ballpark.
I want a goddamn refund.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Not sure what this means.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't follow the Sounders much. I probably should.
I seriously respect that though. Thats awesome.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks.
I think I just became a sounders fan.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
"Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?"
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 10, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Bahahaha Yuni
Fines now, and in the future, for dropping pop-ups
"He’s been doing it like that for his whole life," Hillman said. "If you can’t get comfortable with (the correct technique), then understand the next part of the equation is if you drop it, it’s going to make us look bad, and it’s going to affect our club, and we’ve got to have some recourse and take some action."
In short: Betancourt can expect fines for any future drops if he continues with his style of catching pop-ups. Friday’s drop came with a runner on second base and two outs in the second inning. The error permitted an unearned run to score.
by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
So much talent, so little work ethic.
You escaped Cuba FOR THIS!?
Love it.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
So for those wondering why Twitter follower / following count is at 0
by seattlesundevil on May 10, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions
No shit.
Good job crashing the fucking system guys.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Gizmodo sure isn't making many friends recently!
by seattlesundevil on May 10, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously you have Steve Jobs AND Twitter on your ass. Look the hell out.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Because an Apple tech fucked up and they capitalized?
by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Sure, I don't deny that
At worst it’s possession of stolen property. However raiding him seemed questionable, as well.
by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
It's not good PR for Apple, and right now they can't afford any more PR hits.
Right now they seem scarier than Microsoft ever was.
Steve Jobs has that serial killer smile. Bill Gates never rocked that shit.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Serial killer? No.
But Gates seems like the type of guy who would smile at a really efficient killing machine in sheer admiration of the engineering.
I've always thought Jobs's smile was creepy as hell.
But yes I can totally picture a Gates geek out over some robot weapon.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Some of the things they're doing have left me shaking my head
Between this and the way they’re handling developers, Apple’s showing a side nobody wanted to see.
by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't help but feel that Apple is headed into dangerous legal territory.
Microsoft got slapped with antitrust charges for integrating Internet Explorer into their OS. Apple outright banning third-party APIs and compilers for their mobile environment seems more anti-competitive, especially considering their dominance of the smartphone market.
I think it's different though
Apple owns their OS – while they can’t prevent development, they can restrict how it goes into their system and what types of apps they’ll support. Microsoft was just needlessly spamming consumers
by seattlebruin on May 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Hardly.
Microsoft owns the NT Kernel, and they license its use to third-party manufacturers for use on hardware.
Apple owns OS X and builds their own machines. They’re a cartel.
To me it seems like a worse "crime"
Forcing devs to use your, and only your, development environment is really ridiculous. By banning everything except for their own, they’re controlling every aspect of development in a bad way.
by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Doing this forces smaller dev studios into a bad situation as well.
Somehow find the resources to support this stupid new rule, or choose between Apple or everyone else.
Which severely limits the market for smaller studios
iPhone is a big platform to develop for. Smaller companies that can’t afford what’s needed to develop for the iPhone lose a good chunk of the market because of it.
by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
It's not just the developing environment, it's the distribution, too.
Since you have to deal through the app store, Apple gets a cut of every little dime even after development is over.
Correct, I forgot about this
They get to skim because it all has to be sold through their system.
by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
No.
Because they knowingly purchased stolen property. If it was the Apple tech selling them the phone, whatever. It wasn’t. It was someone who had picked it up in a bar. If Giz had found the phones themselves, whatever.
But paying a third party to take possession of another’s goods…can’t get behind it. The phone was offered to Engadget and CNET, too. Guess who didn’t pay $5,000 to get the phone? Oh, right, the integrity folks.
Who knows.
Maybe he’s developing a new weapon to do it himself.
“This everyone is the iBomb.”
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
This hurts. Look how many more plays he has though. Love you Gutz.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions
Yep classic.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Adam Jones has had the most plays in CF.
There is an 18.5 point difference between him Guti, interesting.
by seattle_since_81 on May 10, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I blame the new park factors.
Because my fandom says Guti is superior to everyone. All statistics that say otherwise are lies. LIES!
He's been worth as much as Pujols so far, which is kind of fun to sit and think about for a few minutes.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Best webcomic around
She doesn’t update as often as others, and obviously there isn’t a good storyline, but her humor is astoundingly smart and intensely juvenile at the same time. I never fail to laugh at it. Also, every now and again she draws something that just looks absurd. For instance, the baby in these cartoons.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Her spin on the Mystery Solving Teens was pretty awesome.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 10, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I do love the Mystery Solving Teens
But this one is my all-time favorite.
by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite was...
I attached the Yeats one to the back of an essay on him once! It was mostly because I knew the TA and figured he’d appreciate it.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 10, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Topical famous last words...
“Hey guys.. I am gonna go grab a nap real quick.”
by seattlesundevil on May 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
I am now the owner of an England Twenty20 cricket national team jersey.
This has been a really strange day.
You know, listening to Brock & Salk over the Internet sounds a lot like the LL Podcast for audio quality.
It’s weird.
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club
by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
Salk is fine
the problem is that Brock Huard isn’t in Seattle and is on a remote link.
Foo-koo-doh-may?
’Cause then he pronounces it correctly.
I'm gonna say it this way from now on.
Awesome.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
(sigh)
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I was actually laughing to myself about what you would think of this.
Your response was perfect.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Nope. I have just "known" Jay for years on blogs/forums.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Nobody has said this one yet?
“He y’all, watch this!”
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Yeah, you slow son of a bitch.
Burn!
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Man I suck.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
That came off WAY more dickish than I meant it to!
by seattlesundevil on May 12, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah - mine too.
I mean, Thingray is a dick, but we were waaaaay to hard on her.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
With Twilight?
Did her book come to life?
He's describing two girls from his work.
One is crazy girl, the other is Twilight girl.
by seattle_since_81 on May 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
For some reason I had the two conflated.
I know his office horror stories. It’s just the sheer amount of stupidity in one work place.
We need to hook those chicks up with BrianL's perfume Girl.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
No, Peaches is Twilight's dog
(I am not making any of this up)
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait a minute.
Fuck. By herself, but with Twilight? This is getting weird.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Brandon Morrow is hilariously 2-outcome.
Recorded 4 outs so far, all K’s. Also has 4 BB’s.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
Submitted without commentary.
Just watch and enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mTLO2F_ERY
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 10, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
So right now I really hate Final Fantasy 13
But not for the reason most of you hate it. I can’t even play the damn game. I got to the end of chapter 11, and now the controller is unresponsive because of some glitch/corruption. Everything is fine with other games, the PS3 menu, even the fucking FF13 Title screen. But once I load the game – it’s frozen.
It affected all of my FF13 saves, and it even affected the new game I just attempted to start. Why would it fucking do that??
Fuck.
Holy crap - how are you going to ever get laid now??!
Leid? Leia’d? Shit – I’m bad at this…
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
I think it may have been deserved.
13?!?!?! how the hell do they make 13 of a game. God.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 11, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I had posted it because I'm not the only Final Fantasy fan here, and felt like sharing my experience about the latest controversial game.
But humor me if you will. How does the number in a video game title mean anything beyond how popular it is? Or how does it separate itself from any other popular video game for that matter, like Call of Duty or Guitar Hero?
I ask this out of sheer curiosity at how they can create a unique game the 13th time.
Any jab at you is purely in jest. I have a bunch of friends who enjoy this type of thing.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 11, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Each game is vastly different.
Almost all of them take place on different “worlds” and they all have entirely unrelated stories, at least for the most part. They also change up the game play from game to game to keep things fresh on the playing end.
Hey fuckhead be nicer to people you don't know
by Graham MacAree on May 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Don't be Graham. I love you, sweetie.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
That's weird that it happened.
I just finished with the game and my files are fine. I haven’t had any trouble with glitches at all.
I didn't have any glitch issues either.
I just quit ~30 hours in because oh my god this game sucks
I liked the game quite a bit.
But then again I am a sucked for any sort of story that is moderately interesting.
To go further on that
I don’t look at each FF game as a part of a series but rather as a completely individual game so I don’t get my expectations too as I am playing. It was a good game but definitely not the best Final Fantasy. I don’t think I’ll ever play a game that is better than FFIX or FFX, though.
I don't think that much of it was in the codex.
It gets less and less later in the game too. Like a few entries per chapter.
The first 10 chapters were pretty tough to get through
I began to love it once the world opened up on Pulse. Unfortunately, I haven’t found a solution to my problem yet – Even re-formatting the HD and starting a new file didn’t change anything – so I doubt I can finish it.
Try to get it returned for your money back or traded for a new one.
You clearly got a defective disk.
The bowling alley has been hella quiet for the last few days.
Anyone want to come by West Seattle Bowl around 9? If it stays like this, I’m gonna be bored. We can talk baseball and you can bowl on the cheap.
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club
by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 11, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions
By the way, that's 9pm on Wednesday.
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club
by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 11, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Anyone want to give Ess a ride to West Seattle? Damn...
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
I literally might be interested in this,
If I can talk the wife into going we could even pick you up Ess (although I see a ride has been offered already). Let me find out what our plans are. We can discuss it on the google wave if necessary.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
That sounds intriguing.
I will see if I can make it out there. If you’re not too far out of the way, Ess, I could pick you up. Send me an email if you want.
by seattle_since_81 on May 11, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Holy fuck -- Dicky V just on the radio sounding fucking NUTS.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
WAAAY crazier than normal. He was flipping out.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
OMIGOD WAS HE SHOUTING STUPID THINGS????
by waldo rojas on May 11, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was like his regular shouting self had tourettes.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Now, we can shut up about Lincecum.
Because we were too dumb to make that decision in the first place…
On draft day in 2006, the Mariners had narrowed their decision about the fifth overall selection of the first round to two choices.
"The day before the draft [the Mariners] said they had it narrowed down to me or [Brandon] Morrow," recalled Sox reliever Daniel Bard. "They said, ‘We’re 50-50. We’re split. We’re going to make a game-time decision, and go with who we go with.’ They went with him."
http://fullcount.weei.com/sports/boston/baseball/red-sox/2010/05/11/how-daniel-bard-almost-became-a-mariner/
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
It would emphasize the appalling incompetence of it all...
In four years, with our top picks, we drafted three pitchers who were questionable for starting and a catcher who couldn’t catch.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 11, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Different front office, but sure.
Fascinating that Adam Jones turned out to be the best draft pick given how controversial it was for about a year after the draft.
I thought it was Adam Jones in 2003, new FO and then Tui in 2004
by seattlebruin on May 11, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
It was.
2003 was Frank Mattox’s best draft for Gillick, but I’m pretty sure we’ve already talked about that a fair amount.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
We also didn't have a first or second round pick that year :\
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
As miserable as most of those drafts were, we rocked the draft-and-follow route.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 11, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You sent me a link to your own comment in here.
This would be like me beating you with a shovel after you claimed you didn’t have any bruises and then giving you hell for being wrong.
by abender20 on May 11, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Because you said that Lopez was leading the UZR leaderboard despite it being a LATE comment that was already posted by me on LL
by seattlebruin on May 11, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
It's only LATE if it's been written somewhere I've been reading.
Otherwise, every single of piece of news is LATE because the event already took place.
Congratulations, you've just made a Twilight girl argument
by seattlebruin on May 11, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Sorry, Aron, but he's right. (shudder)
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Is it actually late if it's been written somewhere else? Yes.
Are you allowed to harangue me for it? Definitely not. That was the point. Now pardon me while I return to paying attention to Neuro lecture on the Limbic system.
Now you're just being sensitive
all you have to do is toss in some vague, passive aggressive, sweeping generalizations and you’re refuse2lose2010!
by seattlebruin on May 11, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
This little subthread was awesome!
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
With the domestic season out of the way* it's now time to focus on the World Cup
*Except for the Europa Cup and FA Cup finals of course go fulham
So yeah, it’s less than a month now until the World Cup, and exactly a month until the US takes on England in the biggest grudge match since the US put two fingers up at King George and told him to sod off. The English will be looking to exact revenge for 1950 when the unheralded US beat the mighty English at the game they invented. Those Limeys have long memories, and they’ll be out for American blood and oh god I can’t go on it’s really just a WC first round match. But I’m really looking forward to it, and in preparation for it I’ve been YouTubing my favorite World Cup moments. There’ve been several – Baggio missing a penalty in 1994, Petit and Anelka leading the French to the 1998 Cup, the US doing so well in Korea/Japan 2002…
…but my favorite World Cup moment, by far, is this one. It helps that Dennis Bergkamp is pretty much my favorite player ever, his finish was amazing, but the pass from de Boer is breathtaking. And the commentary from the Dutch announcer makes it perfect – you can have your boring, cliche’ GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL, I’ll take nearly-heart-exploding passion any day.
by pdb on May 11, 2010 10:09 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I waffle back and forth as to who I will be cheering for when the US and England play.
On the one hand, I want soccer to grow in popularity in the US and that happens when they do well in the World Cup.On the other, my favorite player will be playing for England, many other players I like very much will be playing for England, and I want them to do well for the same reason I wanted the Canadian hockey team to win the gold medal in the Olympics.
And really, these are the two best teams in the group and should go through to the knockout stages no matter what, so unless one of them fuck up badly elsewhere they’ll be fine.
England should destroy the US in any case, but Spain should have done the same thing last year so we’ll see.
by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't bring myself to root against the US this time around
I have never, ever rooted against England, but when they play the US I just have to go with the home team. I’m not even particularly patriotic most of the time; I just really want the US to not embarass themselves, and that match against England is a great chance to show if and how much they have improved since 2006. The 2010 England team is…not great, but if the US can manage to win or draw, it’ll be fantastic.
I will not be in the least upset if England win, but during the match I have to root for the US.
Me too. Have to go for the US, and it'll make things interesting at home.
England’s my 2nd team, and I always cheered for Norway when they were in it.
Slovenia was another team I sort of liked after trying and failing to secure a nat’l team jersey while I was there. Since they’re in our group, screw ’em.
I’m really hoping for a draw in the England game – they’ve drawn patently inferior sides often in the group stages (Sweden last time, I think), so it’s a realistic goal.
I cannot understand why it's not cool to be patriotic these days.
I won’t get into politics, etc, but fucking sports? Come on. I ALWAYS root for USA.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
I don't not root for the USA out of non-patriotism though
(wow that was an awkward intro)
Like ac, I don’t link patriotism and sports. I’ve never rooted for the US because in the soccer world, they’re decidedly irrelevant and have never attracted my attention – it’s not even a “they don’t have stars” thing, it’s more like “in a tournament of big fish they’re a minnow”. I always want them to do well, but I never really actively rooted for them – but I have also never hoped they’d lose.
I’m not explaining this very well, but to put it in baseball terms, the US National Team, to me, is like the Brewers. They’re a team and they play other teams, but I really don’t give them more than a couple seconds’ worth of thought. I’m happy for them if they do well, though – I am tired of the US team being such an irrelevance.
This is pretty clearly the best team they've ever had, and they're a legitamite top-15 team in the world.
They’re beginning to shed some of that irrelevance, which is nice.
But they’re still nowhere as good as a lot of people want to believe.
by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just really skeptical
that being anointed “best team they’ve ever had” by a media that only pays attention every four years means they’ll do well. Before 1998, they said the same thing; the US didn’t earn a single point, even in a group that contained Iran. Before 2002, the US was predicted to finish dead last and they made it to the quarterfinals (beating Portugal in the group stage), and before 2006 it was back to “they’ll be really good”, and aside from a well-earned point against Italy they were blanked. So I really don’t trust anything but what I see on the field, as far as the US team goes.
As you say, the quality of play in the US has steadily gotten better; that doesn’t really translate to the national team though. Why? I don’t know, but I think part of it is a lack of the US scheduling any serious opposition.
I would really love to see the US team, in between World Cup years, do nothing but play friendlies against Top 5-quality European opposition, at least as much as possible; that way they can easily see where they stack up and what they have to do to get better. Winning the CONCACAF Gold Cup every couple years is nice, I guess, but it doesn’t do anything to increase the overall level of competitiveness of US Soccer. the US and Mexico are like the Real Madrid and Barcelona of CONCACAF, they have no serious competition in the federation, and until the US starts facing serious opponents on a regular basis they’ll never get inside the top 10 or top 5 of the world.
This is a team that ended Spain's 35-match unbeaten streak.
They almost beat Brazil in the final of the Confederations Cup after that, too. I don’t disagree with what you’re saying re: the need to increase the level of the international competition they face, but they’re better now than they ever have been going into a World Cup.
by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You're completely right, but I told myself the same thing in '98 after the Gold Cup win
When Kasey Keller was the goalkeeping Jesus for a day against Brazil.
But yes, there’s no serious argument to the assertion that this is the best the team’s ever been. They’ve also faced decent teams – it always looks bad because of their qualifying process. Yes, they play Grenada because they have to. But they’ve played the Netherlands, Germany, Poland, etc. in friendlies. Then there was the Confed. Cup run. They’re not ducking top-flight competition anymore.
I’ll be cheering for them, and for reasons that I don’t fully understand, it’s an easy choice. I’m pretty much like Kevin, I guess. (I wanted the Canadian hockey team to lose by 9).
It's an easy choice for me too
I really do want them to do well, I’m just so used to being burned by that feeling that I refuse to acknowledge that they can do anything good until they actually do.
This, incidentally, is why I would make a horrible parent.
For me, it's like all the arguments made for fanhood.
Why is it that my place of birth determines it? The US soccer team bores me. I watch the English, I love the English. Therefore, I root for the English.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Because of Marco van Basten, Dennis Bergkamp and Marc Overmars I always have a soft spot for the Dutch
And they always, always disappoint. But I can’t not root for them.
Besides the US, Holland is my team.
I got to go with my heritage on that one, plus I’ve always liked their kits.
by seattle_since_81 on May 11, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I root for the Swiss for similar reasons but they always disappoint.
This year I will watch even close because of N’Kufo.
The US kit is the best I've seen.
Argentina’s is also really good.
by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I've loved the US kits since I first saw the leaked pictures of them.
I really want to get one. I haven’t checked out the Dutch one yet.
by seattle_since_81 on May 11, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
LOOK! heeheehee I'm going to get killed.
I don’t remember your reasoning for why you were being killed, though
by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait for the WC this year. I'll be at Glastonbury for our final group game and first knockout game, so I'll be watching along with a bazillion people for those games.
I’m in Ibiza for the last week of the tournament as well, so if England [or Spain] are still involved that will be epic.
I have a bad feeling about the England/USA game, I think we might slip up … but the USA are easily my second favourite team, so if we got beat to them I wouldn’t feel so bad, particularly if it helped raise the profile of soccer across the pond.
by EnglishMariner on May 11, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Also a rec to pdb for that awesome link!!!
by EnglishMariner on May 11, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Every four years in this country
we are “treated” to a large series of articles, from every conceivable media source, about how the World Cup will "raise the profile of soccer in the US’. It does, for the length of the tournament, and then the attention dies down because nobody cares. And I’m fine with that – I’d much rather have MLS become a better league and have nobody notice than to all of a sudden have eleventy billion Americans start paying attention to soccer.
Plus which I really get tired of reading articles that contain the phrase “beautiful game” and that wax rhapsodic about soccer like it’s the sporting equivalent of a Picasso painting; it’s a sport, and it’s my favorite sport, but American writers lay it on a bit thick around World Cup time in an effort to convince people that soccer is a wonderful game, and it makes me crazy.
At least they're being positive in their coverage
unlike the English press, which seemingly goes out its way to make life as difficult as possible for the players.
by Eyeball Kid on May 11, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
It's an incremental thing, I think.
It’s not like the World Cup happens and KABLAMMO, Americans love soccer. But I’m convinced the sport picks up followers every time it happens. The 1994 World Cup was pretty much directly responsible for MLS, and coupled with the Champion’s League Final being shown on FOX I think the sport could get a pretty nice bump this year.
Which would be awesome because wow would I like to have FSC in HD.
by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's definitely a slow creep
My problem is mostly with the overwrought media coverage that swells around the Cup. I’m glad people are gravitating towards the game but I’d settle the press providing even a quarter of that level of coverage of the game year round, rather than a SPORTGASM every four years around the World Cup that then goes away until four years later.
I can’t wait until I get FSC in HD either…I’m hoping by August but it also was promised in January and it’s not here yet. Bah.
Part of it is how many sports "news" outlets have staff who do not care about the game.
They will cover the World Cup because they have to, but once it is over they go back to ignoring it.
You read the English sports press. They'll out SPORTGASM the US easily.
What I’m not looking forward to are all of the “heh heh, the rest of the world seems to really care about this” articles written by people who obviously hate the game.
Ah, yes, basically Sec 108’s point
But the English sports press are entertaining
because they try to delude the English into thinking their team has a chance of winning the tournament, which lets them engage in their favorite pastime – foreigner-bashing! But it’s OK because it’s sport!
I am endlessly entertained by the British press.
My teams at the World Cup (after England are always
Japan, the USA and Sweden
Then when they all go out, Italy. Now that Italy are shit I’m not sure what I’ll do come the final.
by Eyeball Kid on May 11, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Aaaahahahahahaha
first comment on that video:
THERE IS BEAR CUM!
by Eyeball Kid on May 11, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
He's basically saying
“Dennis Bergkamp is sex on two legs and I want to have his children and I want all his children to form their own soccer league in many countries so they can spread their awesomeness over dozens of teams in nations all over the world because he’s more awesome than any 15 people you can name”.
Or at least I think that’s what he’s saying; my conversational Dutch is shaky at best.
This whole subthread is fantastically informative.
I think that expanding on the history of expectations for the US team might be a great topic for a post or a series on 7500 to Holte.
Neither one of like the US team though
by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
But look for something like it in SBN's World Cup coverage!
by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys don't get any bonus points if you get a lot of members do you?
I don’t watch soccer but I’d join your blog if there was a good reason and if it helped something.
...and now I'm here
Wow, sucks to be a sports gamer.
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2010/05/11/ea_sports_used_games_tax/
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
They only had to do that because every person that plays PC games is a dirty dirty pirate.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Not really new I don't get why people are flipping out
Madden 10 came with a code for online franchise, or cost you $10 or whatever to unlock the feature.
Given that I gameflied the game and played four seasons of online franchise that $10 was well spent.
[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]
IT BURNS
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/13/ventblockers/
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I ALMOST PUKED WHEN I SAW THE KEYBOARD
FUCKERS WONDER WHY I WEAR GLOVES WHEN I GO TO THEIR MACHINES
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I like the one from a school
I can just imagine some punk-ass kids shoving trash into the case of one, until it is overflowing with wrappers and shit
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by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
If only they conducted electricity.
mariners fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 11, 2010 11:26 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
If they conducted electricity then that damn case would have been a Tesla Coil
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by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I read a story from one of the repair folk about this once
it involved a computers being kept in the kitchen, and cockroaches living in the damned thing.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 11, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohmygod!
That is just…I want to go clean my desktop now. =/
Yikes
Luckily I tool around with my boxen enough that they get cleaned out regularly. Although the amount of cat hair buildup is pretty bad even after a few months.
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
The first rule of Lookout Landing is...
by appleshampoo on May 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Google Wave is apparently down for maintenance
I was presented with an animated splash screen that looks like it was drawn in MS Paint, telling me to “chillax.” I like Google for this reason. When Chrome crashes, it says “Oh, snap!” and when Wave has a small hiccup, it says that “Everything is bright and shiny, Cap’n. Not to fret!”
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I'm kinda pissed though, because it un-synced me while I was replying to stuff
I made like 8 comments and none of them synced >:( Now all of my info about Space telescopes will sound forced and like I researched it
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Among others
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Look up the JPL for more pictures beyond the APOD site you mentioned, by the way
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I detest Google as a corporate entity.
But I love the collective humor and nerd cred that goes into their products.
God damn I love Shannon Drayer.
Do yourselves a favor and listen to the Brock and Salk podcast when it goes up.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Good news guys
by BrianL on May 11, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah but then we can also use it as a defibrillator
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta love the internet
I once bought a sword from a similar site.
by Eyeball Kid on May 11, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean self defense sites, sure, but wholesale self-defense products?
who wakes up one morning just decides “today I am going to start a giant warehouse to offer self defense products including tasers at below market prices!”
by seattlebruin on May 11, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorites are the sapper gloves
They are cheesy-looking leather gloves with steel shot and the like packed into the knuckles for extra knockout power
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh, Shannon has an update
I mention in the post below that players were concerned that two teammates would talk to a reporter about something that happened in the clubhouse during the game. I have talked to several players since and this is the overwhelming sentiment. They are angry, and they want to know names. There has been talk of a players only meeting before the game, we will see if that happens.
I wonder if Griffey wears a snuggie to the meeting.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 11, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Or maybe a part of his sleep disorder is some weird multiple personality thing?
Where he thinks that he is two other, younger, players? This could be why he won’t retire because maybe he thinks that he is a young man in the prime of his career
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The conspiracy theorist in me almost thinks that this could be a propaganda leak from the front office
What if Z and Wak never wanted Griffey back, but ownership demanded it? They’ve asserted themselves on things like that in the past, so it’s plausible. But what if somebody from the front office picked LaRue because he would have credibility, and told him that the team was looking to be rid of Griffey soon and this would be a way to make it happen? What if there weren’t two younger players, but it was instead just something to add further credibility to the report?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I keep re-writing the headline and entire story.
“Local sports journalist takes it upon self to save the Mariners”
“Turns the tide of public opinion single handed”
When Griff left town the last time, weren’t there all kinds of stories about his sleeping in the lounger floating all over the press? Or did that happen long before the contract shit storm before he went to the Reds, as in long enough it was a separate event? After reading the comments from the players after the hitting coach was fired, and comparing them to the Pentland articles, I’m amazed by how repetitious things can be and therefore are seeing patterns everywhere now.
"These mine shafts have the best ventelation systems."
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 11, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Good one! Reminds me of bailout bottles.
“Did anybody check the pressure in his bailout bottle?”
Germany circa 1942:
“I hate communal showers”
I fucking hate you Mariners
Lineup!
Ichiro
Figgins
Guti
Lopez
Langerhans
Jo Wilson
Griffey
Johnson
Griffey is hitting 8th against a RHP.
Progress!
by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoops I cut one off.
Saunders is hitting 9th, Griffey is hitting seventh.
Still better than him hitting 5th or 6th.
by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Why on earth is Wilson hitting sixth instead of Saunders?
Just to mix it up L/R/L/R?
by seattlebruin on May 11, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, he nearly hit for the cycle the other night
If anything he should be hitting cleanup.
by Eyeball Kid on May 11, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
We are intentionally batting Josh Wilson 6th in an AL lineup
non-progress!
by seattlebruin on May 11, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He's tied for the team lead in HR for the month of May
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, plug Bradley in there someplace and pull Griffey, and there you go.
Only took just over a month. Wonder if there’s been some collaborating with Tony Blengino. One could hope.
Ok, because I was getting confused for a moment there
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not just go with four batters then?
by seattlebruin on May 11, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Ghost runner on third!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
You can still use subs
look how deep our bench is now!
by seattlebruin on May 11, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Cliff Lee can probably draw a walk
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, Lookout Landing
how did this thread not get nominated for a LLemmie last year?
In that vein, how did this not get turned green?
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/5/5/1459311/why-bradley-left-the-game-per#36817169
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Man I completely forgot about that
Apparently my subtle racism is not funny at all. I bet people flagged the shit out of it though, which is fine by me, I suppose
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Only with your tutelage can I learn the true power of race-hate
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hitler was part jew. I don't see the problem, as long as his heart's in the right place.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
What you referenced in your joke was the apogee of LL racial humor.
It’s all been downhill since then.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
At least I indirectly led to something funny happening. I think my WAR went up from -2.0 to -1.9!
Existence is tautological.
by .Taylor on May 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
So...Argentina's World Cup squad hasn't be announced yet and it's due in fifteen minutes.
Anyone want to guess Maradona is on a coke binge?
It sucks because how can you not love Messi?
But I hate Argentina and always will. Same with Italy. Of course Argentina is the Italy of South America so there you go.
I hate Diego Maradona so I wish them nothing but disaster as long as it doesn't involve Messi getting hurt
by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He has a very long history of being a very outspoken shitbag, and several of the reasons cross into no-politics zone.
But in general, he’s loud, stupid and by all accounts an awful, awful human being. He was clearly one of the greatest players of all time, but he’s used his stature to be a total dick in public for a great many years now.
by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Tevez and Messi are both there, but Esteban Cambiasso is not.
Uh…
by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I am guessing Diego did not watch the Champions League Semi.
by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it because they don't need to contain Messi.
Messi is on the team, dude. So why use Cambiasso?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Awww nuts
@GrantWahl: FIFA has Argentina roster, says @VarskyMundial, who adds Maradona must be dying of laughter making ARG journos sweat. #MakesDomenechLookSane
by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
OK Tacoma people I need your help
A friend of mine is in town Thursday night and wants to know of a good bar to go to. She will have no car and will be staying downtown, so those are parameters to keep in mind. Shortish cab rides are acceptable, but the closer to downtown the better. GO GO GO GO
What kind of bar?
The Red Hot is good for beer, but is she likes schmancy cocktails and doesn’t mind a cab ride 1022 South is the way to go.
by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If you need closer to downtown, the Parkway or Doyle's.
So yeah, the Red Hot, Parkway, Doyle’s.
Depending on where she’s staying downtown, Doyle’s might be walkable. the others are shortish cab-rides.
And to clarify further... if she's looking for interesting US micros, then it's Pkwy or Red Hot.
Doyle’s is going to have moderately interesting european/british ales (Belhaven Wee Heavy!), but not craft micros.
LLLJ
But I’m apparently Brad Pitt in Bangladesh.
by Scruffy Lefty on May 11, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Really well.
Minus the Government almost not letting us leave the country.
by Scruffy Lefty on May 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
To make this non LLLJ
Anyone else experience something like this in another country? Where ever you went you had 50 people following you?
by Scruffy Lefty on May 11, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I was once stood near the front of the group on a school trip to France
Does that count?
by Eyeball Kid on May 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Are you implying you don't normally ride with a posse?
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by JY on May 11, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This is awesome
It’s like you’ve finally gotten the cult you deserve.
by Eyeball Kid on May 11, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
I don't see any Nick Reed jersey's there....what the hell
I fucking hate you Mariners
Welcome back! I see that you did not contract any strange illnesses which is always a plus.
How was the whole experience, aside from the Brad Pittesque following?
by seattle_since_81 on May 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The whole experience was pretty interesting.
The idea of a schedule and getting stuff done does not work in their country. We lost 3 hours a day of shooting to having customary tea with each shooting location owner.
by Scruffy Lefty on May 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
But besides having a 165 million people in a country the size of Wisconsin.
The people there were pretty upbeat. And technology wise weren’t that far behind the world.
by Scruffy Lefty on May 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So then how many children did you bring home for your wife?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He's making the right decisions.
Sweet, I’m in charge now. Look out Britain, you’re going to have to get good at celebrating Felix Day.
http://twitter.com/d_a_cameron/status/13806219078
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by JY on May 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
This boy might be better than Lady Gaga
Funny to watch the girl in the back row develop a crush on this boy as he goes along.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
No kidding, that blonde is falling hard for him
He kicks the shit out of that song, though
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. He's going to pull some middle school ass.
Even if he’s gay. Guys are going to out themselves for him.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I like to think he gave his life for people.
Possibly a few thousand people if the area had been reopened to the public. He just used science as his tool to save lives!
by John Edwards on May 12, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
"Hey, is that the world trade center?"
I fucking hate you Mariners
I have a friend who's in Teach for America who sent me this posting...
so which one of you all is the math teacher?
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
According to Mike Salk
Cliff Lee refused to talk to the media post-game until Larry LaRue left the clubhouse.
And according to LaRue, the players are acting like bitches
Why harass a reporter trying to make him give up sources?
by Brian Floyd on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LaRue must feel like crap, I feel sorry for him.
by EnglishMariner on May 12, 2010 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions
At the same time, Larry's been doing this long enough to know what would happen.
It’s not fucking rocket science. Hall-of-famer sleeps in clubhouse, stupid teammates tattle to local writer. Huh. Yeah, THAT’S going to go over well.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
He has been brave reporting it, but stupid. This may well end his career in Seattle.
by EnglishMariner on May 12, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions
They can both walk into the sunset together.
Hand in hand. Perfection.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
No. This sort of thing happens a lot. It'll blow over.
Wasn’t everyone mad at Baker (or LaRue) in 2008?
It isn't the first time a player (or players) have been mad at him.
I’m sure he is used to it— he isn’t the only reporter they have on the Ms beat; since his illness last year, Divish has been splitting time with him, so they can always let Divish take it for a while ’til things calm down.
Sue, my point is that he should have known better.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Eric Byrnes sighting
Living in the Bay Area, I often watch the Giants play on CSN Bay Area. It just so happens that they’ve brought in Byrnes as an “analyst”. In tonight’s postgame the dialogue went something like this:
Host: So Eric, what was the most disappointing part of Zito’s performance tonight?
Eric: The walks, definitely the walks. Whenever you can’t control your stuff, you give the opponent easy chances to score, and that’s what happened.
Host: Is there anything more annoying for a manager than walks (from a pitcher)?
Eric: Well—
Host: Maybe sleeping in the clubhouse, but Griffeys done that and it didn’t cause to much of a ruckus.
Eric: (meakly) Or holding back on a suicide squeeze.
Byrnes proceeded to go on a rant about the merits of WHIP, which I find hilarious.
M's fan in the Bay, soon to be LA
Awww.
I almost wish I knew Eric Byrnes personally because of this. I’d invite him to come play on my rec-league baseball team. I’m told we know someone who knows Scott Hatteberg, but nobody’s been able to budge him.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That's pretty cool.
Eric Byrnes seems like a such a cool guy. I just wish he didn’t blow ass at baseball now.
SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS

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by Eyebrows on May 12, 2010 1:15 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Fuck you.
I was about to go to bed. Not happening now.
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 12, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I only find it mildly creepy, but this comment makes me worry that I'm missing something.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 12, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions
What's that from?
It looks like Casper after somebody kicked him in in his spectral nuts.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Fuck you guys Ken Griffey naps and we win fuck you!!! fuck you!!!
Yeah, go back to sleep, dude.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Strange things going on in Tacoma
Hit it, Mike Curto:
Outfielder Mike Wilson has been promoted to the Rainiers, and he is in the lineup today.
Wilson finished the 2009 season with Tacoma and was with the team during the playoffs. Wilson opened this season at Class-AA West Tennessee, where he hit .292 with 8 home runs and 22 RBI while posting a .402 on-base percentage.
The Rainiers have taken Matt Tuiasosopo off the roster, and I have heard that he is not currently in Nashville. A rather grumpy Daren Brown didn’t want to talk about it, just saying "he’s not here."
I can't imagine the team releases him
so this has to be either a call-up or a trade.
Another thought
Jack Wilson is going to the DL.
That would make me unhappy.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 12, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
That would be something.
I always like Jack’s trades. It’s like getting a present from someone who knows you well enough to know what you need/like without getting you the one specific thing you asked for (Langerhans excepted)
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by JY on May 12, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Yo, we heard you like the George Foreman grill, so we put a grill in your grill, yo.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Almost clever, because that's like putting a grill in your FACE.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 12, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Does this mean that Saunders is going to have to be our "local guy"?
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by JY on May 12, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Halman?
He’s from the Netherlands, not the Antilles.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 12, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Wyoming is about as far as you can get from England and still be on planet Earth
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
So... which hand does he use now?
Larry William “Bucky” Jacobsen (born August 30, 1975 in Riverton, Wyoming) is a former Major League Baseball first baseman and designated hitter. He was right-handed.
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
what that article obviously didn't mention
is that he lost his right hand in an unfortunate accident – it got stuck inside a jar of peanut butter when he was trying to get the last of the delicious peanut butter out of the bottom of the jar with his finger. Attempts to cut off the jar went hopelessly awry, so they had to cut off his hand at the wrist; thus, “was right-handed”. He is now left-handed.
by pdb on May 12, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well doesn't left versus right handed imply that the person has two hands, and thus one is on the left side of their body and one on the right?
I think I would simply refer to him as “handed” at this point of his career.
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
The thing was
once they cut off his right hand, he started having all sorts of balance/inner ear/vertigo issues, so in order to correct that they lopped off his right arm and grafted his entire left arm to the middle of his chest so he could continue walking upright. So I guess you’re right, he’s just “handed” since his left hand is now his center hand, and nobody’s really center-handed, now are they?
by pdb on May 12, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well in baseball there's a left fielder, a right fielder and a center fielder
and if the right fielder and left fielder went away, the other guy would still be the center fielder, right? I think he’s center-handed, not just handed. It would be silly to just call Franklin Gutierrez a fielder
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I see what you did there.
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by JY on May 12, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
No no no
if it’s a home game, we can cut out our left and right fielders and then the other team has to do the same, silly!
We can just get rid of fielders any time we want. We’re allowed to use UP TO nine players in the field!
(I’m actually pretty sure if don’t have nine players you lose, but whatever)
by seattlebruin on May 12, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
There's plenty of time betwen rosterbating.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
I'm in fucking tears laughing. Literally.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Huh.
I’m glad we have another Wilson on call.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
What if we put all three there at the same time?
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Wouldn't work.
He doesn’t have a J- name.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 12, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Why must you constantly make sensible comments and such?? Jeez, man.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
You didn't see me in the gamethreads last week, did you?
I’ve had a loooot of subthreads hidden lately. And with good reason.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 12, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I love you, Jay. Call the police.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
I may need to reschedule that flight tomorrow...
In all serious, where is it you’re working these days? Additionally, we have probably postponed beers for too long.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 12, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's do the non-LLLJ thing and email.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Last thing I need is Sullivan trying to hold Mathew back from maiming me.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
ruh rohs
England’s Brave John Terry has apparently crocked himself in training today. With Terry out, who will miss penalties for England in the quarterfinals now? A nation needs you, John.
Crocked himself? Seriously? This is why we don't like people from the UK.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
"Ken Griffey Jr Slow-Cooked Himself, Ribs While Sleeping at Game.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Jesus that was a fast reply. It's not even 9AM, dude!
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Fuck - me too now. I hate myself.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Harold Ramis insists
that Ghostbusters 3 is really happening.
Seriously. For realsies this time.
The rational part of me knows that this movie is going to suck hard. The 12-year-old Ghostbusters fan in me is ready to camp out to see this movie now.
Well, it's official, world's gonna end.
I heard that Bill Murray isn’t on board unless he gets offed in the first few minutes though :\
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by JY on May 12, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions
That was awesome. "So what's the worst thing about this place, other than me killing Bill Murray of course."
That whole movie was brilliant.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 12, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked it, but am getting pretty tired of the whole
horribly-awkward-and-nerdy-yet-witty leading male phenomenon. I think Michael Cera has this market cornered!
by waldo rojas on May 12, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I really want him to star in a testosterone-fueled action shootup blockbuster
just so he can play against type for once.
Haven't seen the rest of those, but it played pretty well off Woody Harrelson
But then I’m not burned out on that type of lead, and will also watch anything Woody Harrelson is in so I had that going for me.
Zombieland was stellar
but after you’ve seen Juno you’ve seen every Michael Cera movie ever made. Had the main character of Zombieland been Cera instead of Jesse Eisenberg, it would have been a far inferior film.
The best part of the whole movie had to be "You know that is a nice minivan..."
Just once in my life I want to do that.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 12, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This shit never works when you get older. I'm still holding out for a Mac and Me sequel, however.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Christmas 2012?
Yeah, this ain’t happening. Or it’ll be a double feature with the Arrested Development movie.
Color me impressed
I’ve just finished listening to an NPR All Songs Considered podcast in which John Lydon was the guest DJ, and in a 30 minute podcast, John Lydon didn’t irritate the piss out of me even once. I still can’t say I like the guy, but it’s nice to know he’s capable of not being a prick for at least 30 minutes.
I didn't think he was doing anything these days apart frpm appearing on reality TV shows and advertising butter.
That was under my picture in my senior yearbook.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
I think world-class is an underappreciated adjective.
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by Eyebrows on May 12, 2010 10:07 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I work in IT and it's both overused and misused in this industry
I just try to use it correctly every now and again because it’s an amazingly expressive modifier when used properly.
After some time to think about all of this,
I think I’m supposed to be upset with Larry. Griffey is Griffey – whether he should still be on the team or not (note – he should not). If the Mariners were winning, none of this would have been brought up. I kind of feel bad for Larry, though, as he likely won’t be welcomed into the clubhouse ever again. This is all over national news now. It’s silly, especially after another win by the guys that should have been up since day one. Larry kind of fucked it up for everyone. Sometimes doing your job reporting is counteractive. Sometimes you need to step back and think about the repercussions of your work.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
OKAY GODDAMNIT I GET IT
YOU JUST GOT A NEW DROID. Do you really have to restart it 34 times in the last hour or so just so you can hear it say DROID? Again? GOD I HATE SMALL OFFICES
Anybody else having an annoying day at work today? Uh, go Fulham! Whee!
Could be they're still using the default text msg sound
Annoying as shit, still.
by Brian Floyd on May 12, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
The single most amazing things about getting an office job is the realization that no one in the world uses their vibrate feature.
by Aaron Campeau on May 12, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I never have my phone on "ring". Ever.
I think I’ve heard my phone ring once in the year-plus that I’ve had it, and that was just so I could confirm that all the rings that came with the phone are annoying as hell.
Same...always..ALWAYS on vibrate. I hate the sound of cell phone ring/ringtones.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I only have it on ring when Im at home
and its in the other room. Otherwise it is always on vibrate.
[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]
I keep mine on vibrate at work.. I don't understand why people don't
I don’t want to hear your random ass ringtones all day.
by seattlesundevil on May 12, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I pretty much exclusively use that.
My ringtones embarrass me even if they are not terrible songs.
by Mariner John on May 12, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, he's just gleefully rebooting the phone a lot because he likes the sound
he admitted as much. I don’t think he realized how much it was irritating the rest of us though so I think it stopped once I threw a pen at him.
This is why you don't give idiots new technology
There’s an easier way to play that sound :(
by Brian Floyd on May 12, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
In other less DROID-y things
We finished watching season 4 of The Wire last night. Prior to this season, I didn’t get the “OMG THE WIRE IS THE BEST SHOW EVAR ON TEEVEE” thing, but damned if season 4 didn’t get me to that point. What a jaw-droppingly amazing season of television. WIthout giving anything away, is Season 5 as good? I’m watching it regardless, but I was so blown away by season 4 that I hope season 5 doesn’t let me down.
I keep forgetting to get started on that show.
Once LOST is over I think I’m going to get into that, Always Sunny and Breaking Bad.
Sister you are in for some great television.
I have not watched The Wire yet, but the other two are fantabulous.
by seattle_since_81 on May 12, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Let me be contrary!
I watched about half of Season 1 of It’s Almost Sunny and….I just don’t get why people think it’s funny. It’s just kind of annoying.
Couldn't disagree more.
Season 1 is absolutely brilliant, and Danny DeVito kills all the humor when he’s on screen. Just my opinion, of course.
by Chris Hafner on May 12, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Season 1 is insanely superior to the terrible inclusion of DeVito in season 2
They have gotten better with him, but it was WAY forced in season 2. Season one was amazing.
by seattlesundevil on May 12, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, it falls off a bit.
Some of the story arcs in five are ludicrous. Still better than 99% of the stuff on teevee. I’d rank the seasons 4, 3, 1, 5, 2 in that order. I’m looking forward to rewatching the Wire in a couple years.
by waldo rojas on May 12, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Who are your favorite characters, major or minor?
by waldo rojas on May 12, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
There's a few
and for those that haven’t watched yet I will not say whether they are alive or dead at this point in the series:
Bodie
Bubbles
Stringer Bell
Omar (we’re getting a cat this fall and have already planned on naming it Omar)
Lester
Carver
and as much as I disliked him in Season 3, Carcetti’s growing on me.
I can roll with those (add Slim Charles and Bunk), least favorite?
by waldo rojas on May 12, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Bunk is good too
I would say least favorite, actually, is McNulty; in Season 1 he was a trainwreck which set the tone for the show, and I’m glad that by Season 4 his character has calmed down and become more of a fringe player. I also don’t care much for Marlo Stanfield, but I think that’s because his character is written to be dislikable.
I liked McNutty, but I have a soft spot for womanizing drunks.
I thought Brother Mazzone was ridiculous, and Method Man sucked too (Cheese?).
by waldo rojas on May 12, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I found Brother Mazzone rather entertaining
he was basically Omar without the personality, in a way. Method Man was just sort of irrelevant…now that I think about it I didn’t really like most of the dockworkers from Season 2 either, but that whole season was, like you said, my least favorite.
you wouldn't have owed me money because I came from po'folk
but I do accept your apology, the scars are healing nicely.
This was a fantastic subthread!
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Crazy girl just asked me how to print in color
bachelor’s in engineering. US DoD TS clearance. Doesn’t know how to print in color.
Hand her a pack of Crayolas and tell her to get to it.
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by Eyebrows on May 12, 2010 12:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
But seriously the stupid makes me so mad I want to scream at her.
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by Eyebrows on May 12, 2010 12:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I haven't had a good rant in a while.
I’ve probably got enough energy for three or four in a row.
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by Eyebrows on May 12, 2010 12:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Government spending at its finest!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
To the bowlers
I assume 9pm is too late for most of you guys to (want to) go bowling on a Sunday night? I’m working the Seattle Storm game that day, but would be available around then to shoot games with the LLers.
Also, Wednesday and Sunday are the dollar-beer nights at my alley after you pay an $8 cover. Come see me tonight at 9, I’ll be bored.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 12, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions
I told you to start coming to Imperial, buddy. I'm there every Wednesday.
It’s also cheaper than West Seattle.
...and now I'm here
I used to work at Imperial
and W. Seattle is a touch more expensive, but overall I think it’s pretty equal. I think we actually offer more specials on weeknights than they do.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 12, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
... Probably.
But the 5$ Wednesday quarter bowling is spectacular.
...and now I'm here
That's really the only one I do since both would be a far drive and I don't think I know anyone that would want to go more than one day a week.
...and now I'm here
I don't really want to go anywhere that spells "Night" N-I-T-E
...and now I'm here
That's actually not terribly special.
We offer 4 free games for pitchers of better beer (i.e. Manny’s, Mac & Jack’s, a couple others) on Mondays starting at 9pm. Sure you get two more games, but we’re more awesome, and you have a decent chance of meeting me in real life.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 13, 2010 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, our cover is $8 instead, but we also offer the $0.25 games and $1 domestic drafts.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 12, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I will be.
Look for the fedora-like hat.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 12, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted Byrd to win :(
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on May 12, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That's brilliant
I’m not watching any of the videos, though. Seems like I might die of cringing.
by Eyeball Kid on May 12, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
That first one is pretty good, just the right length too.
“Now we’re going to do a Huey” ahahahaha
Seems kind of Borat-ish.
If he’s just doing that for kicks, that is freakin awesome.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 12, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
"Let me find that Jeff-Clown picture..."
I fucking hate you Mariners
What the fuck
Lineup
Ichiro
Figgins
Kotchman
Lopez
Tuiasosopo
Langerhans
Josh Wilson
Moore
Saunders
Guti gets a day off, Lopez is at DH, and Tui is hitting fifth.
Um wow.
There is so little Sex in this lineup. So it’s Ichi, Figgy, then Wak throws darts?
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 12, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I know he needs days off its just a shock when hes not out there.
We are so fucking spoiled by Gutz.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 12, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Tui at SS and j. Wilson at 3B that's the puzzler.
Guess they think Wilson is the backup and it’s easier for him to make the move? But Tui has had more than a few reps at 3B in his minor league career, and Wilson would appear to be the superior fielder…. uh sure. What do I know.
Probably isn't anywhere near permanent so no, not really.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 12, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Langerhans CF, Saunders stays in LF. I like that.
It may not mean anything, but it’s something.
Lopez as DH...
Loafie’s 214 / 241 / 282 line this year is better than either either Griffey or Sweeney. Improvement or just sad?
Both.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 12, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Who are the people in the ad for New Zealand that keeps popping up on this site?
Is that the national Jazzercise team?
I always loved the NZ tourist posters that Murray Hewitt had in his office in Flight of the Conchords, but this might top them for sheer surreal WTF-ness.
I get something about turning a busty blonde into a cartoon character
which is awesome in a small office in which I sit right by the owner and can’t install Firefox! Thanks IE!
Sounds like they have to just hang on for penalties
by Aaron Campeau on May 12, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The second half of extra time in any match is usually an ugly defensive slog
because nobody wants to lose. But I hate penalties so I hope at least one side tries to end it.
It's one of my favorite things in the world.
(Not that particular line, but Guardian minute-by-minute in general)
I take no pleasure in Lily Allen crying
I just love the fact that the Guardian always mentions things like this. I love the Guardian so much because the writers there all realize that sports is primarily entertainment and not actually serious business, and they write like it, which is awesome.
Now Fulham can go back to being ignored by everyone again with their heads held high
It’s just too bad they nlost the way they did. That’s even worse than losing at penalties.
I know. Poor Leicester...they had it!
Cheer up, Arlo! Tacoma loves Leicester so much, our strip club is called Foxes!
I can't decide whether I want to see Cardiff or Blackpool in the Premiership next year
I think Blackpool, but only because I have bad memories of Cardiff from the 2001 Cup final, which most assuredly wasn’t Cardiff City’s fault. But still.
Cardiff. CARRRRDIFFFFF.
I find Blackpool the city fascinating and tacky (in a mixed way; I don’t mean that purely pejoratively), but Blackpool are to Preston North End what Birmingham are to Villa.
CAR!
DIFF!
Dave Sim is friends with Linda Blair, via friend recommend thingy on FB.
Not important at all, just caught my attention. Her pictures are a bit unsettling. Link

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