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Famous Last Words OT 5/10/2010

Run of the mill fare here for the dread 75, but last words are a constant source of amusement.  There's the famous "Rosebud" and then the not so famous, and then the standards.  My personal favorites are varied, but typical for the genre as they precede disaster.

"We can make it!" (or an even better alternate "You can make it!").   "I've got it!" -lots of exclamations with famous last words.  They're annoying to read, but hey.    "Lookout!" This one is probably famous last heard. 

The classic exchange.  Wife- "Did you pack everything?"  Husband-"Yes dear".   Yes dear punctuates a lot of conversations for married men, at least it appears to.

"What was that?", or "Did you hear something?".  If I had to guess the most common of all famous last words, "Oh shit" would top the list. 

Beautiful weather, favorite places and favorite things?  Favorite games for the PS2.  Um, I'm horrible at topics. Bring back tags.  This is for SB.  Sorry NOLA.  Other memorable and famous tags

Oh yeah, has anyone checked out the M's website for awhile?  Their game wrap ups are so much better now (IMO), much easier to navigate with options for play by play, game scoring.  Reminiscent of Gameday, except they include a graph of tweets inning by inning.  Check it out, kind of interesting I guess.  Video for plays corresponding to spikes is provided.  Neato, whatever will they think of next?

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"It'll be fine."

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on May 10, 2010 1:57 AM PDT reply actions  

My favorite "last words" before I know I'm really going to fuck something up are, "this WILL work!"

Favorite historical last words?

Metaphysical poet John Donne, who was active around the turn of the 17th century, who rehearsed his death for a few weeks before finally buying the farm. The last words? “Thy will be Donne”. Massive ego, even commissioned a portrait so people would know what he looked like when he arose for the Apocalypse, but then he hung it in his house to remind himself that he was going to die, so he’s also a rather cool dude.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 10, 2010 5:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Writers in general are good for last lines:

Chekov: “It’s a long time since I drank champagne.”
Joyce: “Does nobody understand?” (probably talking about Finnegan’s Wake)
O’Neill: “I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room – and Goddamnit – died in a hotel room.”

And of course, the attributed Dylan Thomas, which is likely a lie but I will take as good nonetheless…
“I’ve had eighteen straight whiskeys, I think that’s the record . . .”

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 10, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

May or may not be true

But my group of friends once heard that Pablo Picasso’s last words were “Drink to me!” So now, whenever we gather and drink, the first drink is always to Picasso.

by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2010 7:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Hmm.

Oscar Wilde: “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.”

and attributed to many actors through the years, “Dying is hard, but not as hard as comedy.”

by msb on May 10, 2010 7:32 AM PDT reply actions  

"And here it is. Mariners down to their last strike with the bases loaded here in the bottom of the 9th.

They win and their in the playoffs. Lose and the season is over. The 0-2 pitch to Junior…"

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 10, 2010 7:36 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Should I be upset or happy that I wasn't able to participate in Game Threads this week?

On one hand, yeah, kind of glad I wasn’t able to because I would have just bitched but on the other? I am pretty sure I missed some tremendous GTE.

by seattlesundevil on May 10, 2010 9:22 AM PDT reply actions  

I've been making a conscious effort to avoid the Game Threads recently.

It seems like people are less friendly when we’re losing and I’d rather not see new posters (or myself) get torn apart by LL’s collective cynicism.

Existence is tautological.

by .Taylor on May 10, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tend to do the same thing.

It’s nicer sometimes to look at the box score and be happy that we won. Also, I can catch the replay on FSN (unfortunately, I don’t believe you have that option) if we did win.

by seattle_since_81 on May 11, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure EM has MLB.tv

If so then he can watch the archived games.

by Eyeball Kid on May 11, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

John Adams: "Thomas Jefferson still survives."

Adams and Jefferson were the last two “founding fathers”, and both died on the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence (July 4, 1826). Jefferson had died a few hours before Adams, though word had not yet reached the second president. So, no, Jefferson did not still survive.

Akiba ben Joseph: “The paper burns, but the words fly free!” (said regarding the Torah, which was being burned at the stake alongside the rabbi)

John Barrymore: “Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would let such an ordinary thing happen to him.”

Thomas Peacock: “By the immortal God, I will not move.” (his library was burning around him, and he wanted to save his books)

by harkening on May 10, 2010 9:37 AM PDT reply actions  

So...

Is the Jack Wilson version of Loafie more valuable than the Yuni version of Loafie? (so to speak).

by Drew_D on May 10, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is hilarious.

That being said, he has been very good.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on May 10, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh.

Larry LaRue thinks the end is near for Griffdawg

Last week, when some members of the press corps asked manager Don Wakamatsu why he hadn’t used Griffey as a pinch hitter for Rob Johnson late in a game, Waskamatsu was vague.

Two Mariners players, however, weren’t. Both are younger players, fond of Griffey. Neither had an ax to grind.

So why didn’t Wakamatsu go to Junior off the bench.

"He was asleep in the clubhouse," one player said. "He’d gone back about the fifth inning to get a jacket and didn’t come back. I went back in about the seventh inning – and he was in his chair, sound asleep."

The other player, who knows Griffey a little better, tried to ratonalize.

"He doesn’t sleep well at night, he’s away from his family, he’s comfortable in the clubhouse," he said. "They could have awakened him …"

by BrianL on May 10, 2010 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

So in short

Ken Griffey Junior can’t hit, can’t field, can’t run, and is hurting clubhouse chemistry.

by BrianL on May 10, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhhhhhh

Holy shit. That’s pretty stunning.

by marc w on May 10, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

As acblue pointed out over twitter

Griffey fell asleep during the game, but Milton’s the dick for leaving a game after striking out.

by BrianL on May 10, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed now.

But it was a painful laugh to avoid crying. I stick up for that guy! I know he’s terrible, but I’d rather see Sweeney off the team. I was told he’s good for chemistry! What the fuck!? I’m pissed and sad and forget pinch running, a guy sleeps mid-game and STILL GETS STARTS AT DH!?

Holy fuck.

by harkening on May 10, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

I think falling asleep is at least at the same level. A clubhouse attendant didn’t want to wake him up?

by seattle_since_81 on May 10, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 10, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although I would love to be able to read the damned thing today.

Divish got the server back up, Dave Cameron tweets that the article is a must read, site goes down instantaneously.

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"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 10, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?"

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 10, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Bahahaha Yuni

Fines now, and in the future, for dropping pop-ups

"He’s been doing it like that for his whole life," Hillman said. "If you can’t get comfortable with (the correct technique), then understand the next part of the equation is if you drop it, it’s going to make us look bad, and it’s going to affect our club, and we’ve got to have some recourse and take some action."

In short: Betancourt can expect fines for any future drops if he continues with his style of catching pop-ups. Friday’s drop came with a runner on second base and two outs in the second inning. The error permitted an unearned run to score.

by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Love it.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on May 10, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

No shit.

Good job crashing the fucking system guys.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, I don't deny that

At worst it’s possession of stolen property. However raiding him seemed questionable, as well.

by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Serial killer? No.

But Gates seems like the type of guy who would smile at a really efficient killing machine in sheer admiration of the engineering.

by harkening on May 10, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've always thought Jobs's smile was creepy as hell.

But yes I can totally picture a Gates geek out over some robot weapon.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the things they're doing have left me shaking my head

Between this and the way they’re handling developers, Apple’s showing a side nobody wanted to see.

by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't help but feel that Apple is headed into dangerous legal territory.

Microsoft got slapped with antitrust charges for integrating Internet Explorer into their OS. Apple outright banning third-party APIs and compilers for their mobile environment seems more anti-competitive, especially considering their dominance of the smartphone market.

by BrianL on May 10, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's different though

Apple owns their OS – while they can’t prevent development, they can restrict how it goes into their system and what types of apps they’ll support. Microsoft was just needlessly spamming consumers

by seattlebruin on May 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hardly.

Microsoft owns the NT Kernel, and they license its use to third-party manufacturers for use on hardware.

Apple owns OS X and builds their own machines. They’re a cartel.

by harkening on May 10, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

To me it seems like a worse "crime"

Forcing devs to use your, and only your, development environment is really ridiculous. By banning everything except for their own, they’re controlling every aspect of development in a bad way.

by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doing this forces smaller dev studios into a bad situation as well.

Somehow find the resources to support this stupid new rule, or choose between Apple or everyone else.

by BrianL on May 10, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which severely limits the market for smaller studios

iPhone is a big platform to develop for. Smaller companies that can’t afford what’s needed to develop for the iPhone lose a good chunk of the market because of it.

by Brian Floyd on May 10, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Because they knowingly purchased stolen property. If it was the Apple tech selling them the phone, whatever. It wasn’t. It was someone who had picked it up in a bar. If Giz had found the phones themselves, whatever.

But paying a third party to take possession of another’s goods…can’t get behind it. The phone was offered to Engadget and CNET, too. Guess who didn’t pay $5,000 to get the phone? Oh, right, the integrity folks.

by harkening on May 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who knows.

Maybe he’s developing a new weapon to do it himself.

“This everyone is the iBomb.”

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

This hurts. Look how many more plays he has though. Love you Gutz.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on May 10, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Best webcomic around

She doesn’t update as often as others, and obviously there isn’t a good storyline, but her humor is astoundingly smart and intensely juvenile at the same time. I never fail to laugh at it. Also, every now and again she draws something that just looks absurd. For instance, the baby in these cartoons.

by Robert Lintott on May 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her spin on the Mystery Solving Teens was pretty awesome.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 10, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite was...

either this one or this one.

I attached the Yeats one to the back of an essay on him once! It was mostly because I knew the TA and figured he’d appreciate it.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 10, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Topical famous last words...

“Hey guys.. I am gonna go grab a nap real quick.”

by seattlesundevil on May 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   8 recs

Nobody has said this one yet?

“He y’all, watch this!”

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on May 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, you slow son of a bitch.

Burn!

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on May 10, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I suck.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on May 11, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah - mine too.

I mean, Thingray is a dick, but we were waaaaay to hard on her.

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute.

Fuck. By herself, but with Twilight? This is getting weird.

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Morrow is hilariously 2-outcome.

Recorded 4 outs so far, all K’s. Also has 4 BB’s.

FUCK THE MARINERS!

by Fuckmikereilly on May 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Submitted without commentary.

Just watch and enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mTLO2F_ERY

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 10, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I'm glad Eyebrows found a job.

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on May 10, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So right now I really hate Final Fantasy 13

But not for the reason most of you hate it. I can’t even play the damn game. I got to the end of chapter 11, and now the controller is unresponsive because of some glitch/corruption. Everything is fine with other games, the PS3 menu, even the fucking FF13 Title screen. But once I load the game – it’s frozen.

It affected all of my FF13 saves, and it even affected the new game I just attempted to start. Why would it fucking do that??

Fuck.

by Jaejo on May 10, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap - how are you going to ever get laid now??!

Leid? Leia’d? Shit – I’m bad at this…

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on May 10, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it may have been deserved.

13?!?!?! how the hell do they make 13 of a game. God.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on May 11, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had posted it because I'm not the only Final Fantasy fan here, and felt like sharing my experience about the latest controversial game.

But humor me if you will. How does the number in a video game title mean anything beyond how popular it is? Or how does it separate itself from any other popular video game for that matter, like Call of Duty or Guitar Hero?

by Jaejo on May 11, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I ask this out of sheer curiosity at how they can create a unique game the 13th time.

Any jab at you is purely in jest. I have a bunch of friends who enjoy this type of thing.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on May 11, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Each game is vastly different.

Almost all of them take place on different “worlds” and they all have entirely unrelated stories, at least for the most part. They also change up the game play from game to game to keep things fresh on the playing end.

by Kirk on May 11, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flibby dibby Poopiness.

Huh?

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's weird that it happened.

I just finished with the game and my files are fine. I haven’t had any trouble with glitches at all.

by Kirk on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't have any glitch issues either.

I just quit ~30 hours in because oh my god this game sucks

by BrianL on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the game quite a bit.

But then again I am a sucked for any sort of story that is moderately interesting.

by Kirk on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

To go further on that

I don’t look at each FF game as a part of a series but rather as a completely individual game so I don’t get my expectations too as I am playing. It was a good game but definitely not the best Final Fantasy. I don’t think I’ll ever play a game that is better than FFIX or FFX, though.

by Kirk on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first 10 chapters were pretty tough to get through

I began to love it once the world opened up on Pulse. Unfortunately, I haven’t found a solution to my problem yet – Even re-formatting the HD and starting a new file didn’t change anything – so I doubt I can finish it.

by Jaejo on May 12, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bowling alley has been hella quiet for the last few days.

Anyone want to come by West Seattle Bowl around 9? If it stays like this, I’m gonna be bored. We can talk baseball and you can bowl on the cheap.

Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club

by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 11, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Anyone want to give Ess a ride to West Seattle? Damn...

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on May 11, 2010 4:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I literally might be interested in this,

If I can talk the wife into going we could even pick you up Ess (although I see a ride has been offered already). Let me find out what our plans are. We can discuss it on the google wave if necessary.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on May 11, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good!

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on May 11, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds intriguing.

I will see if I can make it out there. If you’re not too far out of the way, Ess, I could pick you up. Send me an email if you want.

by seattle_since_81 on May 11, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck -- Dicky V just on the radio sounding fucking NUTS.

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on May 11, 2010 4:35 AM PDT reply actions  

This is a surprise somehow?

Vitale has been insane for years. He’s just louder now.

by pdb on May 11, 2010 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now, we can shut up about Lincecum.

Because we were too dumb to make that decision in the first place…

On draft day in 2006, the Mariners had narrowed their decision about the fifth overall selection of the first round to two choices.

"The day before the draft [the Mariners] said they had it narrowed down to me or [Brandon] Morrow," recalled Sox reliever Daniel Bard. "They said, ‘We’re 50-50. We’re split. We’re going to make a game-time decision, and go with who we go with.’ They went with him."
http://fullcount.weei.com/sports/boston/baseball/red-sox/2010/05/11/how-daniel-bard-almost-became-a-mariner/

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 11, 2010 8:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Bahahaha

On a more serious note, does this mean “We should’ve drafted Bard” is born?

by Brian Floyd on May 11, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would emphasize the appalling incompetence of it all...

In four years, with our top picks, we drafted three pitchers who were questionable for starting and a catcher who couldn’t catch.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 11, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Different front office, but sure.

Fascinating that Adam Jones turned out to be the best draft pick given how controversial it was for about a year after the draft.

by marc w on May 11, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was.

2003 was Frank Mattox’s best draft for Gillick, but I’m pretty sure we’ve already talked about that a fair amount.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 11, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

We also didn't have a first or second round pick that year :\

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 11, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

You sent me a link to your own comment in here.

This would be like me beating you with a shovel after you claimed you didn’t have any bruises and then giving you hell for being wrong.

by abender20 on May 11, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

It's only LATE if it's been written somewhere I've been reading.

Otherwise, every single of piece of news is LATE because the event already took place.

by abender20 on May 11, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it actually late if it's been written somewhere else? Yes.

Are you allowed to harangue me for it? Definitely not. That was the point. Now pardon me while I return to paying attention to Neuro lecture on the Limbic system.

by abender20 on May 11, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now you're just being sensitive

all you have to do is toss in some vague, passive aggressive, sweeping generalizations and you’re refuse2lose2010!

by seattlebruin on May 11, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

This little subthread was awesome!

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on May 11, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

With the domestic season out of the way* it's now time to focus on the World Cup

*Except for the Europa Cup and FA Cup finals of course go fulham

So yeah, it’s less than a month now until the World Cup, and exactly a month until the US takes on England in the biggest grudge match since the US put two fingers up at King George and told him to sod off. The English will be looking to exact revenge for 1950 when the unheralded US beat the mighty English at the game they invented. Those Limeys have long memories, and they’ll be out for American blood and oh god I can’t go on it’s really just a WC first round match. But I’m really looking forward to it, and in preparation for it I’ve been YouTubing my favorite World Cup moments. There’ve been several – Baggio missing a penalty in 1994, Petit and Anelka leading the French to the 1998 Cup, the US doing so well in Korea/Japan 2002…

…but my favorite World Cup moment, by far, is this one. It helps that Dennis Bergkamp is pretty much my favorite player ever, his finish was amazing, but the pass from de Boer is breathtaking. And the commentary from the Dutch announcer makes it perfect – you can have your boring, cliche’ GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL, I’ll take nearly-heart-exploding passion any day.

by pdb on May 11, 2010 10:09 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I waffle back and forth as to who I will be cheering for when the US and England play.

On the one hand, I want soccer to grow in popularity in the US and that happens when they do well in the World Cup.On the other, my favorite player will be playing for England, many other players I like very much will be playing for England, and I want them to do well for the same reason I wanted the Canadian hockey team to win the gold medal in the Olympics.

And really, these are the two best teams in the group and should go through to the knockout stages no matter what, so unless one of them fuck up badly elsewhere they’ll be fine.

England should destroy the US in any case, but Spain should have done the same thing last year so we’ll see.

by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't bring myself to root against the US this time around

I have never, ever rooted against England, but when they play the US I just have to go with the home team. I’m not even particularly patriotic most of the time; I just really want the US to not embarass themselves, and that match against England is a great chance to show if and how much they have improved since 2006. The 2010 England team is…not great, but if the US can manage to win or draw, it’ll be fantastic.

I will not be in the least upset if England win, but during the match I have to root for the US.

by pdb on May 11, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Have to go for the US, and it'll make things interesting at home.

England’s my 2nd team, and I always cheered for Norway when they were in it.
Slovenia was another team I sort of liked after trying and failing to secure a nat’l team jersey while I was there. Since they’re in our group, screw ’em.

I’m really hoping for a draw in the England game – they’ve drawn patently inferior sides often in the group stages (Sweden last time, I think), so it’s a realistic goal.

by marc w on May 11, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot understand why it's not cool to be patriotic these days.

I won’t get into politics, etc, but fucking sports? Come on. I ALWAYS root for USA.

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on May 11, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't not root for the USA out of non-patriotism though

(wow that was an awkward intro)

Like ac, I don’t link patriotism and sports. I’ve never rooted for the US because in the soccer world, they’re decidedly irrelevant and have never attracted my attention – it’s not even a “they don’t have stars” thing, it’s more like “in a tournament of big fish they’re a minnow”. I always want them to do well, but I never really actively rooted for them – but I have also never hoped they’d lose.

I’m not explaining this very well, but to put it in baseball terms, the US National Team, to me, is like the Brewers. They’re a team and they play other teams, but I really don’t give them more than a couple seconds’ worth of thought. I’m happy for them if they do well, though – I am tired of the US team being such an irrelevance.

by pdb on May 11, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty clearly the best team they've ever had, and they're a legitamite top-15 team in the world.

They’re beginning to shed some of that irrelevance, which is nice.

But they’re still nowhere as good as a lot of people want to believe.

by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just really skeptical

that being anointed “best team they’ve ever had” by a media that only pays attention every four years means they’ll do well. Before 1998, they said the same thing; the US didn’t earn a single point, even in a group that contained Iran. Before 2002, the US was predicted to finish dead last and they made it to the quarterfinals (beating Portugal in the group stage), and before 2006 it was back to “they’ll be really good”, and aside from a well-earned point against Italy they were blanked. So I really don’t trust anything but what I see on the field, as far as the US team goes.

As you say, the quality of play in the US has steadily gotten better; that doesn’t really translate to the national team though. Why? I don’t know, but I think part of it is a lack of the US scheduling any serious opposition.

I would really love to see the US team, in between World Cup years, do nothing but play friendlies against Top 5-quality European opposition, at least as much as possible; that way they can easily see where they stack up and what they have to do to get better. Winning the CONCACAF Gold Cup every couple years is nice, I guess, but it doesn’t do anything to increase the overall level of competitiveness of US Soccer. the US and Mexico are like the Real Madrid and Barcelona of CONCACAF, they have no serious competition in the federation, and until the US starts facing serious opponents on a regular basis they’ll never get inside the top 10 or top 5 of the world.

by pdb on May 11, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a team that ended Spain's 35-match unbeaten streak.

They almost beat Brazil in the final of the Confederations Cup after that, too. I don’t disagree with what you’re saying re: the need to increase the level of the international competition they face, but they’re better now than they ever have been going into a World Cup.

by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're completely right, but I told myself the same thing in '98 after the Gold Cup win

When Kasey Keller was the goalkeeping Jesus for a day against Brazil.

But yes, there’s no serious argument to the assertion that this is the best the team’s ever been. They’ve also faced decent teams – it always looks bad because of their qualifying process. Yes, they play Grenada because they have to. But they’ve played the Netherlands, Germany, Poland, etc. in friendlies. Then there was the Confed. Cup run. They’re not ducking top-flight competition anymore.

I’ll be cheering for them, and for reasons that I don’t fully understand, it’s an easy choice. I’m pretty much like Kevin, I guess. (I wanted the Canadian hockey team to lose by 9).

by marc w on May 11, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's an easy choice for me too

I really do want them to do well, I’m just so used to being burned by that feeling that I refuse to acknowledge that they can do anything good until they actually do.

This, incidentally, is why I would make a horrible parent.

by pdb on May 11, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me, it's like all the arguments made for fanhood.

Why is it that my place of birth determines it? The US soccer team bores me. I watch the English, I love the English. Therefore, I root for the English.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on May 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait for the WC this year. I'll be at Glastonbury for our final group game and first knockout game, so I'll be watching along with a bazillion people for those games.

I’m in Ibiza for the last week of the tournament as well, so if England [or Spain] are still involved that will be epic.

I have a bad feeling about the England/USA game, I think we might slip up … but the USA are easily my second favourite team, so if we got beat to them I wouldn’t feel so bad, particularly if it helped raise the profile of soccer across the pond.

by EnglishMariner on May 11, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every four years in this country

we are “treated” to a large series of articles, from every conceivable media source, about how the World Cup will "raise the profile of soccer in the US’. It does, for the length of the tournament, and then the attention dies down because nobody cares. And I’m fine with that – I’d much rather have MLS become a better league and have nobody notice than to all of a sudden have eleventy billion Americans start paying attention to soccer.

Plus which I really get tired of reading articles that contain the phrase “beautiful game” and that wax rhapsodic about soccer like it’s the sporting equivalent of a Picasso painting; it’s a sport, and it’s my favorite sport, but American writers lay it on a bit thick around World Cup time in an effort to convince people that soccer is a wonderful game, and it makes me crazy.

by pdb on May 11, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least they're being positive in their coverage

unlike the English press, which seemingly goes out its way to make life as difficult as possible for the players.

by Eyeball Kid on May 11, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's an incremental thing, I think.

It’s not like the World Cup happens and KABLAMMO, Americans love soccer. But I’m convinced the sport picks up followers every time it happens. The 1994 World Cup was pretty much directly responsible for MLS, and coupled with the Champion’s League Final being shown on FOX I think the sport could get a pretty nice bump this year.

Which would be awesome because wow would I like to have FSC in HD.

by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's definitely a slow creep

My problem is mostly with the overwrought media coverage that swells around the Cup. I’m glad people are gravitating towards the game but I’d settle the press providing even a quarter of that level of coverage of the game year round, rather than a SPORTGASM every four years around the World Cup that then goes away until four years later.

I can’t wait until I get FSC in HD either…I’m hoping by August but it also was promised in January and it’s not here yet. Bah.

by pdb on May 11, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Part of it is how many sports "news" outlets have staff who do not care about the game.

They will cover the World Cup because they have to, but once it is over they go back to ignoring it.

by Sec 108 on May 11, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

You read the English sports press. They'll out SPORTGASM the US easily.

What I’m not looking forward to are all of the “heh heh, the rest of the world seems to really care about this” articles written by people who obviously hate the game.

Ah, yes, basically Sec 108’s point

by marc w on May 11, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

But the English sports press are entertaining

because they try to delude the English into thinking their team has a chance of winning the tournament, which lets them engage in their favorite pastime – foreigner-bashing! But it’s OK because it’s sport!

I am endlessly entertained by the British press.

by pdb on May 11, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

My teams at the World Cup (after England are always

Japan, the USA and Sweden

Then when they all go out, Italy. Now that Italy are shit I’m not sure what I’ll do come the final.

by Eyeball Kid on May 11, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaahahahahahaha

first comment on that video:

THERE IS BEAR CUM!

by Eyeball Kid on May 11, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's basically saying

“Dennis Bergkamp is sex on two legs and I want to have his children and I want all his children to form their own soccer league in many countries so they can spread their awesomeness over dozens of teams in nations all over the world because he’s more awesome than any 15 people you can name”.

Or at least I think that’s what he’s saying; my conversational Dutch is shaky at best.

by pdb on May 11, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, sucks to be a sports gamer.

http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2010/05/11/ea_sports_used_games_tax/

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by Faux on May 11, 2010 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Not really new I don't get why people are flipping out

Madden 10 came with a code for online franchise, or cost you $10 or whatever to unlock the feature.

Given that I gameflied the game and played four seasons of online franchise that $10 was well spent.

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT BURNS

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/13/ventblockers/

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by Faux on May 11, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I ALMOST PUKED WHEN I SAW THE KEYBOARD

FUCKERS WONDER WHY I WEAR GLOVES WHEN I GO TO THEIR MACHINES

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by Faux on May 11, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the one from a school

I can just imagine some punk-ass kids shoving trash into the case of one, until it is overflowing with wrappers and shit

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by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read a story from one of the repair folk about this once

it involved a computers being kept in the kitchen, and cockroaches living in the damned thing.

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by JY on May 11, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohmygod!

That is just…I want to go clean my desktop now. =/

by harkening on May 11, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

Luckily I tool around with my boxen enough that they get cleaned out regularly. Although the amount of cat hair buildup is pretty bad even after a few months.

Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
The first rule of Lookout Landing is...

by appleshampoo on May 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google Wave is apparently down for maintenance

I was presented with an animated splash screen that looks like it was drawn in MS Paint, telling me to “chillax.” I like Google for this reason. When Chrome crashes, it says “Oh, snap!” and when Wave has a small hiccup, it says that “Everything is bright and shiny, Cap’n. Not to fret!”

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by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

I detest Google as a corporate entity.

But I love the collective humor and nerd cred that goes into their products.

by harkening on May 11, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

God damn I love Shannon Drayer.

Do yourselves a favor and listen to the Brock and Salk podcast when it goes up.

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by kevin_ess on May 11, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Gotta love the internet

I once bought a sword from a similar site.

by Eyeball Kid on May 11, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean self defense sites, sure, but wholesale self-defense products?

who wakes up one morning just decides “today I am going to start a giant warehouse to offer self defense products including tasers at below market prices!”

by seattlebruin on May 11, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorites are the sapper gloves

They are cheesy-looking leather gloves with steel shot and the like packed into the knuckles for extra knockout power

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by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh, Shannon has an update
I mention in the post below that players were concerned that two teammates would talk to a reporter about something that happened in the clubhouse during the game. I have talked to several players since and this is the overwhelming sentiment. They are angry, and they want to know names. There has been talk of a players only meeting before the game, we will see if that happens.

by BrianL on May 11, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Or maybe a part of his sleep disorder is some weird multiple personality thing?

Where he thinks that he is two other, younger, players? This could be why he won’t retire because maybe he thinks that he is a young man in the prime of his career

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by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The conspiracy theorist in me almost thinks that this could be a propaganda leak from the front office

What if Z and Wak never wanted Griffey back, but ownership demanded it? They’ve asserted themselves on things like that in the past, so it’s plausible. But what if somebody from the front office picked LaRue because he would have credibility, and told him that the team was looking to be rid of Griffey soon and this would be a way to make it happen? What if there weren’t two younger players, but it was instead just something to add further credibility to the report?

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by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep re-writing the headline and entire story.

“Local sports journalist takes it upon self to save the Mariners”
“Turns the tide of public opinion single handed”

When Griff left town the last time, weren’t there all kinds of stories about his sleeping in the lounger floating all over the press? Or did that happen long before the contract shit storm before he went to the Reds, as in long enough it was a separate event? After reading the comments from the players after the hitting coach was fired, and comparing them to the Pentland articles, I’m amazed by how repetitious things can be and therefore are seeing patterns everywhere now.

by Kermit. on May 11, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Germany circa 1942:

“I hate communal showers”

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 11, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Lineup!

Ichiro
Figgins
Guti
Lopez
Langerhans
Jo Wilson
Griffey
Johnson

by BrianL on May 11, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, Lookout Landing

how did this thread not get nominated for a LLemmie last year?

by seattlebruin on May 11, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Man I completely forgot about that

Apparently my subtle racism is not funny at all. I bet people flagged the shit out of it though, which is fine by me, I suppose

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by tootthekazoo on May 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What you referenced in your joke was the apogee of LL racial humor.

It’s all been downhill since then.

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by Faux on May 11, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww nuts
@GrantWahl: FIFA has Argentina roster, says @VarskyMundial, who adds Maradona must be dying of laughter making ARG journos sweat. #MakesDomenechLookSane

by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK Tacoma people I need your help

A friend of mine is in town Thursday night and wants to know of a good bar to go to. She will have no car and will be staying downtown, so those are parameters to keep in mind. Shortish cab rides are acceptable, but the closer to downtown the better. GO GO GO GO

by pdb on May 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

What kind of bar?

The Red Hot is good for beer, but is she likes schmancy cocktails and doesn’t mind a cab ride 1022 South is the way to go.

by Aaron Campeau on May 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you need closer to downtown, the Parkway or Doyle's.

So yeah, the Red Hot, Parkway, Doyle’s.

Depending on where she’s staying downtown, Doyle’s might be walkable. the others are shortish cab-rides.

by marc w on May 11, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And to clarify further... if she's looking for interesting US micros, then it's Pkwy or Red Hot.

Doyle’s is going to have moderately interesting european/british ales (Belhaven Wee Heavy!), but not craft micros.

by marc w on May 11, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LLLJ

But I’m apparently Brad Pitt in Bangladesh.

by Scruffy Lefty on May 11, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The whole experience was pretty interesting.

The idea of a schedule and getting stuff done does not work in their country. We lost 3 hours a day of shooting to having customary tea with each shooting location owner.

by Scruffy Lefty on May 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But besides having a 165 million people in a country the size of Wisconsin.

The people there were pretty upbeat. And technology wise weren’t that far behind the world.

by Scruffy Lefty on May 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's making the right decisions.
Sweet, I’m in charge now. Look out Britain, you’re going to have to get good at celebrating Felix Day.

http://twitter.com/d_a_cameron/status/13806219078

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by JY on May 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Mike Salk

Cliff Lee refused to talk to the media post-game until Larry LaRue left the clubhouse.

by BrianL on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

At the same time, Larry's been doing this long enough to know what would happen.

It’s not fucking rocket science. Hall-of-famer sleeps in clubhouse, stupid teammates tattle to local writer. Huh. Yeah, THAT’S going to go over well.

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by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It isn't the first time a player (or players) have been mad at him.

I’m sure he is used to it— he isn’t the only reporter they have on the Ms beat; since his illness last year, Divish has been splitting time with him, so they can always let Divish take it for a while ’til things calm down.

by msb on May 12, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sue, my point is that he should have known better.

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by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Byrnes sighting

Living in the Bay Area, I often watch the Giants play on CSN Bay Area. It just so happens that they’ve brought in Byrnes as an “analyst”. In tonight’s postgame the dialogue went something like this:

Host: So Eric, what was the most disappointing part of Zito’s performance tonight?

Eric: The walks, definitely the walks. Whenever you can’t control your stuff, you give the opponent easy chances to score, and that’s what happened.

Host: Is there anything more annoying for a manager than walks (from a pitcher)?

Eric: Well—

Host: Maybe sleeping in the clubhouse, but Griffeys done that and it didn’t cause to much of a ruckus.

Eric: (meakly) Or holding back on a suicide squeeze.

Byrnes proceeded to go on a rant about the merits of WHIP, which I find hilarious.

M's fan in the Bay, soon to be LA

by perfectstrat on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Awww.

I almost wish I knew Eric Byrnes personally because of this. I’d invite him to come play on my rec-league baseball team. I’m told we know someone who knows Scott Hatteberg, but nobody’s been able to budge him.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty cool.

Eric Byrnes seems like a such a cool guy. I just wish he didn’t blow ass at baseball now.

by Kirk on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you.

I was about to go to bed. Not happening now.

ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER

by I Lick Squirrels on May 12, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's that from?

It looks like Casper after somebody kicked him in in his spectral nuts.

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on May 12, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you guys Ken Griffey naps and we win fuck you!!! fuck you!!!

Yeah, go back to sleep, dude.

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by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 2:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Strange things going on in Tacoma

Hit it, Mike Curto:

Outfielder Mike Wilson has been promoted to the Rainiers, and he is in the lineup today.

Wilson finished the 2009 season with Tacoma and was with the team during the playoffs. Wilson opened this season at Class-AA West Tennessee, where he hit .292 with 8 home runs and 22 RBI while posting a .402 on-base percentage.

The Rainiers have taken Matt Tuiasosopo off the roster, and I have heard that he is not currently in Nashville. A rather grumpy Daren Brown didn’t want to talk about it, just saying "he’s not here."

by BrianL on May 12, 2010 8:09 AM PDT reply actions  

That would be something.

I always like Jack’s trades. It’s like getting a present from someone who knows you well enough to know what you need/like without getting you the one specific thing you asked for (Langerhans excepted)

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by JY on May 12, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean that Saunders is going to have to be our "local guy"?

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by JY on May 12, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Halman?

He’s from the Netherlands, not the Antilles.

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by JY on May 12, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bucky?

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by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

So... which hand does he use now?
Larry William “Bucky” Jacobsen (born August 30, 1975 in Riverton, Wyoming) is a former Major League Baseball first baseman and designated hitter. He was right-handed.

by seattlebruin on May 12, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

what that article obviously didn't mention

is that he lost his right hand in an unfortunate accident – it got stuck inside a jar of peanut butter when he was trying to get the last of the delicious peanut butter out of the bottom of the jar with his finger. Attempts to cut off the jar went hopelessly awry, so they had to cut off his hand at the wrist; thus, “was right-handed”. He is now left-handed.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

The thing was

once they cut off his right hand, he started having all sorts of balance/inner ear/vertigo issues, so in order to correct that they lopped off his right arm and grafted his entire left arm to the middle of his chest so he could continue walking upright. So I guess you’re right, he’s just “handed” since his left hand is now his center hand, and nobody’s really center-handed, now are they?

by pdb on May 12, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Well in baseball there's a left fielder, a right fielder and a center fielder

and if the right fielder and left fielder went away, the other guy would still be the center fielder, right? I think he’s center-handed, not just handed. It would be silly to just call Franklin Gutierrez a fielder

by seattlebruin on May 12, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

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by JY on May 12, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

No no no

if it’s a home game, we can cut out our left and right fielders and then the other team has to do the same, silly!

We can just get rid of fielders any time we want. We’re allowed to use UP TO nine players in the field!

(I’m actually pretty sure if don’t have nine players you lose, but whatever)

by seattlebruin on May 12, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ICHIRO in the outfield.

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by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in fucking tears laughing. Literally.

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by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right?

Trades this time of year are usually underwhelming, yet Jack never fails to surprise. Tui traded to the Raiders for Campbell??!!

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by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

I’m glad we have another Wilson on call.

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by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if we put all three there at the same time?

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by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't work.

He doesn’t have a J- name.

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by JY on May 12, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you.

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by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why must you constantly make sensible comments and such?? Jeez, man.

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

You didn't see me in the gamethreads last week, did you?

I’ve had a loooot of subthreads hidden lately. And with good reason.

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by JY on May 12, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love you, Jay. Call the police.

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by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I may need to reschedule that flight tomorrow...

In all serious, where is it you’re working these days? Additionally, we have probably postponed beers for too long.

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by JY on May 12, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let's do the non-LLLJ thing and email.

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by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last thing I need is Sullivan trying to hold Mathew back from maiming me.

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by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

ruh rohs

England’s Brave John Terry has apparently crocked himself in training today. With Terry out, who will miss penalties for England in the quarterfinals now? A nation needs you, John.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 8:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Harold Ramis insists

that Ghostbusters 3 is really happening.

Seriously. For realsies this time.

The rational part of me knows that this movie is going to suck hard. The 12-year-old Ghostbusters fan in me is ready to camp out to see this movie now.

by BrianL on May 12, 2010 8:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, it's official, world's gonna end.

I heard that Bill Murray isn’t on board unless he gets offed in the first few minutes though :\

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by JY on May 12, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it, but am getting pretty tired of the whole

horribly-awkward-and-nerdy-yet-witty leading male phenomenon. I think Michael Cera has this market cornered!

by waldo rojas on May 12, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen the rest of those, but it played pretty well off Woody Harrelson

But then I’m not burned out on that type of lead, and will also watch anything Woody Harrelson is in so I had that going for me.

by Kermit. on May 12, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zombieland was stellar

but after you’ve seen Juno you’ve seen every Michael Cera movie ever made. Had the main character of Zombieland been Cera instead of Jesse Eisenberg, it would have been a far inferior film.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christmas 2012?

Yeah, this ain’t happening. Or it’ll be a double feature with the Arrested Development movie.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Color me impressed

I’ve just finished listening to an NPR All Songs Considered podcast in which John Lydon was the guest DJ, and in a 30 minute podcast, John Lydon didn’t irritate the piss out of me even once. I still can’t say I like the guy, but it’s nice to know he’s capable of not being a prick for at least 30 minutes.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

After some time to think about all of this,

I think I’m supposed to be upset with Larry. Griffey is Griffey – whether he should still be on the team or not (note – he should not). If the Mariners were winning, none of this would have been brought up. I kind of feel bad for Larry, though, as he likely won’t be welcomed into the clubhouse ever again. This is all over national news now. It’s silly, especially after another win by the guys that should have been up since day one. Larry kind of fucked it up for everyone. Sometimes doing your job reporting is counteractive. Sometimes you need to step back and think about the repercussions of your work.

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by kevin_ess on May 12, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

OKAY GODDAMNIT I GET IT

YOU JUST GOT A NEW DROID. Do you really have to restart it 34 times in the last hour or so just so you can hear it say DROID? Again? GOD I HATE SMALL OFFICES

Anybody else having an annoying day at work today? Uh, go Fulham! Whee!

by pdb on May 12, 2010 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

I do!

But that’s only because the toggle switch on my iPhone broke off and I can’t turn it back onto ringer.

by BrianL on May 12, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never have my phone on "ring". Ever.

I think I’ve heard my phone ring once in the year-plus that I’ve had it, and that was just so I could confirm that all the rings that came with the phone are annoying as hell.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only have it on ring when Im at home

and its in the other room. Otherwise it is always on vibrate.

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on May 12, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pretty much exclusively use that.

My ringtones embarrass me even if they are not terrible songs.

by Mariner John on May 12, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other less DROID-y things

We finished watching season 4 of The Wire last night. Prior to this season, I didn’t get the “OMG THE WIRE IS THE BEST SHOW EVAR ON TEEVEE” thing, but damned if season 4 didn’t get me to that point. What a jaw-droppingly amazing season of television. WIthout giving anything away, is Season 5 as good? I’m watching it regardless, but I was so blown away by season 4 that I hope season 5 doesn’t let me down.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

I keep forgetting to get started on that show.

Once LOST is over I think I’m going to get into that, Always Sunny and Breaking Bad.

by royalcurve on May 12, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let me be contrary!

I watched about half of Season 1 of It’s Almost Sunny and….I just don’t get why people think it’s funny. It’s just kind of annoying.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I quit after one episode

lame ass frat boy humor.

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by bluemax on May 12, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, it falls off a bit.

Some of the story arcs in five are ludicrous. Still better than 99% of the stuff on teevee. I’d rank the seasons 4, 3, 1, 5, 2 in that order. I’m looking forward to rewatching the Wire in a couple years.

by waldo rojas on May 12, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's a few

and for those that haven’t watched yet I will not say whether they are alive or dead at this point in the series:

Bodie
Bubbles
Stringer Bell
Omar (we’re getting a cat this fall and have already planned on naming it Omar)
Lester
Carver
and as much as I disliked him in Season 3, Carcetti’s growing on me.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunk is good too

I would say least favorite, actually, is McNulty; in Season 1 he was a trainwreck which set the tone for the show, and I’m glad that by Season 4 his character has calmed down and become more of a fringe player. I also don’t care much for Marlo Stanfield, but I think that’s because his character is written to be dislikable.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked McNutty, but I have a soft spot for womanizing drunks.

I thought Brother Mazzone was ridiculous, and Method Man sucked too (Cheese?).

by waldo rojas on May 12, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the bowlers

I assume 9pm is too late for most of you guys to (want to) go bowling on a Sunday night? I’m working the Seattle Storm game that day, but would be available around then to shoot games with the LLers.

Also, Wednesday and Sunday are the dollar-beer nights at my alley after you pay an $8 cover. Come see me tonight at 9, I’ll be bored.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 12, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

I used to work at Imperial

and W. Seattle is a touch more expensive, but overall I think it’s pretty equal. I think we actually offer more specials on weeknights than they do.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 12, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

... Probably.

But the 5$ Wednesday quarter bowling is spectacular.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 12, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's actually not terribly special.

We offer 4 free games for pitchers of better beer (i.e. Manny’s, Mac & Jack’s, a couple others) on Mondays starting at 9pm. Sure you get two more games, but we’re more awesome, and you have a decent chance of meeting me in real life.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 13, 2010 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck

Lineup

Ichiro
Figgins
Kotchman
Lopez
Tuiasosopo
Langerhans
Josh Wilson
Moore
Saunders

Guti gets a day off, Lopez is at DH, and Tui is hitting fifth.

by BrianL on May 12, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Um wow.

There is so little Sex in this lineup. So it’s Ichi, Figgy, then Wak throws darts?

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on May 12, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez as DH...

Loafie’s 214 / 241 / 282 line this year is better than either either Griffey or Sweeney. Improvement or just sad?

by urchman on May 12, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on May 12, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are the people in the ad for New Zealand that keeps popping up on this site?

Is that the national Jazzercise team?

I always loved the NZ tourist posters that Murray Hewitt had in his office in Flight of the Conchords, but this might top them for sheer surreal WTF-ness.

by marc w on May 12, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

New Zealand

Come Visit Us Down Underer!

by pdb on May 12, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Zealanders

Just like Australians, but don’t let us hear you say it.

by ToddK on May 12, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extra time in Germany....

….c’mon Fulham, you can do this.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

The second half of extra time in any match is usually an ugly defensive slog

because nobody wants to lose. But I hate penalties so I hope at least one side tries to end it.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you, Guardian minute-by-minute

118 mins: The camera pans back to Lily Allen. She’s crying.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's one of my favorite things in the world.

(Not that particular line, but Guardian minute-by-minute in general)

by royalcurve on May 12, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take no pleasure in Lily Allen crying

I just love the fact that the Guardian always mentions things like this. I love the Guardian so much because the writers there all realize that sports is primarily entertainment and not actually serious business, and they write like it, which is awesome.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Fulham can go back to being ignored by everyone again with their heads held high

It’s just too bad they nlost the way they did. That’s even worse than losing at penalties.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. Poor Leicester...they had it!

Cheer up, Arlo! Tacoma loves Leicester so much, our strip club is called Foxes!

by marc w on May 12, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't decide whether I want to see Cardiff or Blackpool in the Premiership next year

I think Blackpool, but only because I have bad memories of Cardiff from the 2001 Cup final, which most assuredly wasn’t Cardiff City’s fault. But still.

by pdb on May 12, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cardiff. CARRRRDIFFFFF.

I find Blackpool the city fascinating and tacky (in a mixed way; I don’t mean that purely pejoratively), but Blackpool are to Preston North End what Birmingham are to Villa.

CAR!

DIFF!

by marc w on May 12, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Sim is friends with Linda Blair, via friend recommend thingy on FB.

Not important at all, just caught my attention. Her pictures are a bit unsettling. Link

by Kermit. on May 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

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