5/9: Open Wow Ervin You Are Terrible Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on May 9, 2010 2:25 PM PDT
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ROBOTS?!?!??!
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
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You know it.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
It is the time of the Gathering, when the strike of a sword can unleash the Quickening.
All the mothers should go at it with the pink bats at game’s end. In the end, there will be only one.
by harkening on May 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm having a hard time deciding between you and E-Lizz for rookie poster of the year.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd pick E-Lizz.
Because, whoa, hey, a girl!
There aren't many of them around here, but all of them are excellent.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as he replaces Colome instead of Kelley in the rotation that'll be awesome
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
A home run does not make JoWil as good as the Condor.
Saunders forever!
Well, not forever.
Because dammit we have Griffey for that.
Definitely not.
But without mom’s they would not have existed and we wouldn’t have had the back to back dingers.
Hey, what's our WE now?
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
Whoa now.
300 pixel height limit.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
This Ump is weird.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
WAIT A MINUTE
I LEAVE FOR LIKE THIRTY MINUTES AND WE HAVE 5 RUNS
EXPOUND
Back to Back
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
2 home runs in one game?
What the fuck is going on?
"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki
Deceptive stuff from a lefty!
Also: exclamation points!
by eponymous_coward on May 9, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Our WE is at 98%! ZOMBIE CLOWN TIME!
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
by esoteric on May 9, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
You do not want to perform the google search necessary to find this, by the way.
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
I hope this one comes with a grand slam version too.
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
I've been hoping that the crap Angels team would finally show up.
Hopefully the crap Mariners forget where the stadium is
Someone loves his mother...
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by JY on May 9, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Eat it, Gerut!
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 9, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
JOSH WILSON??
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
A DOUBLE AWAY FROM THE CYCLE?
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
I repeat: JOSH WILSON??
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
Careful guys.
We don’t want to regress to the mean all in the same game.
Annnnnd then he gets picked off.
Hahaha oh well.
Mike Brumley
Needs a stern talkin’ to
Gritty... that's the term I think of when I see Jack Wilson play. Gritty
by A Steamy Day in Cleveland on May 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He's the one who should be out of a job.
Since this was nothing more that “we did something”.
by TrustBaseball on May 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, I really want Josh Wilson to hit for the cycle.
Because, really? Josh Wilson?
You're dead to me.
Griffey is more likely to do it with an inside the park home run in which the right fielder drops the ball, picks it up and inadvertantly throws it backwards
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by Corco on May 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
....AAAAND THAT'S THE MARINERS
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
So, does wilson deserve some capital letters in his name now?
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
Im afraid to turn on the game.
That’s usually when the bad things start happening. Still awaiting the patented bonehead 2010 m’s play.
Just happened!
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
Naps isn't that good.
Mike Scioscia doesn’t play him. Managers play their best players. QED
Well, that's the common mis-conception.
Napoli must have slept with Sciosca’s sister or something.
Sigs are lame.
by JamMasterJesus on May 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He should cycle because it would be so dumb at this point.
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FIRE BRUMLEY!
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by skywaker9 on May 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
A lot, if you were watching yesterday
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, wait, Willits?
I thought you were talking about Rivera!
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd put up the Bad Baserunning .gif, but this is just hilarious more than angering
by eponymous_coward on May 9, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
Really, that seems like it was just a well done pick play
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 9, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Our lineup really need to face Ervin Sanatana today.
"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki
Infinity.
I do not think this word means what you think it means.
Your logic is flawless!
You should teach maths.
And we chased him.
So we’re gaining momentum?
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by JY on May 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, off to the north.
Hope that isn’t the butterfly effect to bring down this fragile ecological structure.
Me too, in about 20 minutes!
PS: LAX sucks.
by eponymous_coward on May 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
If Jack Wilson is back
I’d consider giving Figgins a day or two off.
Stop trolling.
Seriously.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm trolling because I'm saying his defense at 2B has been around average
and not great. Okay bud
Torii is so much better than Gutz.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry that you can't accept that Chone Figgins hasn't been an elite defender
at his new position
Did I say elite?
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh I said something in the other thread but I'm too happy to argue right now.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
All I said was that he's played a mediocre 2B to date.
I don’t see anything in the data to date to indicate otherwise. He’s been about average defensively. He’s made some great plays, but he’s also had some balls eat him up. Granted they were not easy plays to make, but the great ones make a good number of those plays
What data are you looking at? It's way too early to use UZR
You pretty much have to trust your eyes at this point and to mine he’s looked solidly above-average.
It should be factored in that this is a new position for Chone.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really
but even despite that he’s looked to be well above average at second.
I'm just saying if we give Loafie that break Chone should get it too.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think anybody is casting judgment on his long
term potential at the position
Defensive runs saved and my eyes. I think he's/ made some very tough plays
and I think he’s missed a good number of balls that were tough, but that the top guys make.
He’s made most of the routine plays.
Overall, I think he’s been about average or maybe a tad better so far
Does this help?
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
by ErictheRed on May 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I actually want Wak to leave him in here...
Low pitch count, soft part of the lineup coming up…he can do it.
I'm pretty sure he is a vampire.
"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki
Vampire lesbian from New Jersey.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He just looks like it.
He was actually born in Washington and grew up in California I think.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah shit needs to stop.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This is great. I might only add, vampire MAFIA lesbian from New Jersey.
by TrustBaseball on May 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
We are thisclose to writing Jason Vargas fanfic.
sb, where are ya, bud?
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How's Luke French been in AAA?
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Flukey.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I see what you did there.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
VARGAS IS A SEXY ANIMAL WHO I WOULD RAVAGE
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by Corco on May 9, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Everyone raise your hand who thought that by May 9
King Felix would have allowed the same number of earned runs as Fister and Vargas.
by eponymous_coward on May 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Who do they think they are, the Mariner's?!?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Not Australian enough >:(
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by JY on May 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Transylvanian.
"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki
by Slow Country on May 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would be thrilled if he carries that through and gets the grail.
Because fuck Alex Rodriguez, that’s why.
by 1L on May 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You think that's the only reason I hate Alex Rodriguez?
Then you are not paying attention to anything about that man, my friend.
by 1L on May 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Like when he saved that kids life by pushing him out of the way of an on coming truck in Boston?
50!
by joof on May 9, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Sounds like something Nomah would do, not A-Rod.
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
Imagine if Sweeney had just taken the walk last night...
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
Ahhh I see. It just seems like everything I remember about Seattle is being destroyed.
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
Maybe the gods are smiting us now so they can reward us for our perserverance later
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
God I hope.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
.
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
Adam Moore needs to shave,
he looks freaking weird.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Why do all our highly touted catchers turn out shitty?
Moore, Clement…Please go get Doumit and fix the backstop.
But hey, Heathcliff Slocumb was worth it, right?
This still haunts me…
Ichiro is doing his best Sweeney impression
swinging at every pitch.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
OK, boarding now.
Don’t fuck this up, Mariners. >:
by eponymous_coward on May 9, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
Does the 1st base person ever try to talk to ichiro?
I bet it goes like this
1st base: Nice hit.
Ichiro: Shhhhh I know.
Ichiro's going to bad annoying if he ever gets old.
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*to be
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by JY on May 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Do something Chone. Get hit by a pitch.
Hit something.
Brett isn't at the game
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by Griffin Cooper on May 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
For all we know it was overconfident karma of that poster that CAUSED ALL THIS TO HAPPEN
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
Chone Figgins has an OPS of .566 on the season.
It seemed like the right move at the time.
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
I still can't beleive we got 9 walks last night.
9! and still lost.
"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki
God, last night I was just yelling at him to lean into one.
Because nothing else was going to end well.
50!
Please start hitting Figgy.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
My god, Chone, my god.
OPS .562 now.
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
DON'T YOU FUCKING EVER DO THAT ERVIN
DON’T YOU FUCKING EVER DO THAT AGAIN
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His beautiful face!
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
I feel like Elaine in that one Seinfeld episode.
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
To be fair.
The wind was blowing in hard.
Against the 22-8 Rays
Now we all check that game out and there goes the perfect game…
If he pulls it off against the Rays then wow.
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
I think its so that hitters can't tell whether he's changing his grip or not.
Sometimes pitchers will not have to move the ball to get a fastball grip, but do to throw a breaking ball. Maybe Santana shakes his glove to cover up whatever difference there may be when he gets his grip.
Must be swing at everything day at Safeco.
"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki
Haha. Just thinking about how much it would suck to get beated with a pink bat.
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
THAT SHIT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
I AM GOING TO MURDER YOUR FUCKING FAMILY ERVIN SANTANA
I WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER IN FRONT OF YOU ON MOTHER’S DAY
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Ok no baserunner mistakes
And Wilson will get a chance for another atbat!
Bahahahaha
@mattpitman: NOT THE FACE!!! NOT THE FACE!!!
by BrianL on May 9, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
OH ERVIN YOU FUCKING BITCH I WILL CARVE UP YOUR MOTHER ON MOTHERS DAY WHICH WILL BE PARTICULARLY DARK AND EVIL
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
Wow, Braden is three outs away from the perfecto.
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
It's hard not to want to see him do it...especially against the best team in baseball.
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
He called himself a nobody.
He himself said “I probably don’t even register on that guy’s radar.” It’s not like A-Rod was being a dick to him.
He’s a self-aware man.
I guess, but Arod also has a history of being an elitist when it comes to baseball.
He always pot shots guys who he feels aren’t in his class of player.
And all of his quotes since the Braden thing, have centered around not giving a no name player any attention or as he said, not extending his 15 minutes of fame
His blog is fantastic.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys want Braden to get it?
I hate him and the A’s, but I always root for history
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I vote yes.
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
Fuck Dallas Braden.
And fuck the A’s.
Fuck it, if they're going to win anyway then I hope he gets it
It’s not like they have Hawk to ruin it for me.
I hope he loses it with 2 outs in the 9th on a HR to a pinch-hitter.
Brian Holman must be avenged.
by drblacknwhite on May 9, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
It gives him credit for flipping shit at A-Rod earlier in the year.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
If the perfect game is ended
then I want the Rays to score a crapload of runs and win, otherwise perfcet game is ok.
Well mine too but I still hate them
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by Griffin Cooper on May 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to run with the "it's good for baseball" line
It’s good for baseball if a small market team with no fanbase like the Athletics has a pitcher throw a perfect game
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
My second favorite team in the AL West is the Rangers now, I think.
And that’s a reaaally distant second.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The Rangers are my second favorite team in the AL West.
Which means they’re my 28th favorite team overall.
Since it's basically out of reach...God I hate the A's though.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Kenji Johjima has back spasms
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
Somebody Jinx it already
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Will they celebrate on the mound?
Or is that a no no too.
Back to fucking back.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually think it would be bad for the A's to have a long inning here.
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
I just want the timing to work so Josh Wilson comes up at a different time than Braden pitching the 9th so I can watch both
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I hope he gets the chance. 5 run lead Wak let the kid have it.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez defines consistencey.
If only he can become productive now.
Ichiro has 3 hits and 3 SB, and only 1 run
Let’s go CFig you gotta step it up and get way past 0.200
I want Braden to pitch a perfect game so Hawk Harrelson can be miserable.
Fuck you for the worst play by play of a perfect game ever.
That's a good reasoning for anything.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I must be one of the few who doesn't mind Hawk on that call.
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
HISTORY!!!!!
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by Griffin Cooper on May 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Woot! Taking Vargas out at a good time!
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
I think Wak is channeling the spirit of Mclaren.
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
Why is Brandon League up?
Are you trying to ruin his arm so that Sean White can pitch more often?
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
If only I were a gay woman
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by Griffin Cooper on May 9, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Fixed!
I don’t like when Rizzs stares into the camera.
There it is.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The rays are a good team you realize?
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS IT FOLKS.
Top of the 9th
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
Brandon League doesn't make me forget Brandon Morrow.
But he makes me happy in his own way.
Vargas allowed 0 runs, he is under 100 pitches
just let the success of this game finish up and enjoy it, questionable call
PERFECT
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
I'm SHAKING
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
Nicely done Braden
Only the 17th perfect game since 1900 and the 19th in MLB history.
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Two in the last two years
both against the Rays.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 9, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I really don't mind. That was exciting.
I’d be pissed if it happened to us. But against Tampa Bay? That’s pretty incredible.
...and now I'm here
Awwww
I wanted us to pitch a shutout.
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Too bad Oakland fans suck
And there aren’t many there to see that epic performance.
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Struck out 3 in 2/3 of an inning.
"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki
Good God.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
thats a rare feat aswell. Probably never happend in the same game where a player hit a cycle.
If Josh Wilson hits for the cycle within ten minutes of Dallas Braden throwing a perfect game against the Rays
the universe may explode.
No doubt.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay after hearing his interview I've decided he really is a douche and I wish he didn't get it
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
His inflection just sounded douchey and he called his perfect game "perfect"
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
He's pretty well known to be a little bitch after all the nonsense with Rodriguez
The moment with his grandmother was nice, but beyond that, it’s going to be pretty annoying.
Wait what?
Willits scored from 2nd on the wild pitch?
There was an error too.
Bascially league got 4 outs in those 2/3 of an inning.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, thank you,
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So am I, but holy shit.
Also, it’s widely acknowledged that his potential with the bat far, far outpaces his potential behind the plate, which is how a run scores on a WP. His defense.
His defense has always sucked.
The best he can hope for is to be passable.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
And I don't mean passed balls.
Heyoooooooooo
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So, again.
In the context of a run scoring on a wild pitch, “our catchers are not very good.” I wasn’t saying “give up on him.”
Great, you jinxed us.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Well then he just won't hit anything.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, I had that ready to go, too.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 9, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
There needs to be a "shallow right field derby" just so Griffey can win something.
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
RETIRE
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
by BRKLN M'S on May 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Who gives a fuck?
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot about Beltre's cycle.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
If he hits it out of the park is he allowed to stand at second and not advance?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Conor Jackson a couple of years ago went 5-5 with a homer, 2 singles, and 2 triples.
His last at bat was a triple that he could of stayed on 2nd for to get the cycle, but he didn’t. I was pissed.
You're dead to me.
In 546 career MLB PAs, Wilson has 4 triples and 5 homeruns coming into this game.
He has one of each so far tonight.
Do you know what this means?
Time to bat around!
Awwww, now we have to bat around.
This is going to suck.
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Hey let's not
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by Griffin Cooper on May 9, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Condor...
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When Stokes misses, he really misses....
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Ichiro RBI this season-5, Josh Wilson RBI this season-4 (3 today).
There is a lesson to be learned here.
"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki
Saunders!
Stay forever.
Welp, that settles it.
When Bradley comes back, he’s fulltime DH, Saunders is fulltime LF, and Langerhans is our permanent and only backup OF.
HAHA FUCK YOU ANGELS
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
I just woke up. Saunders!
And he hit one out? Jesus.
ignacio
Felix is smiling. This is good.
Pump it loud tonight, boys.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
That's well and good
but I was always partial to “in play, run-scoring play”
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Those are three words that matter a lot to me.
Seeing as how I can’t watch any games…
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate seeing that
I’d rather have to read the full line of the play that happened then right away knowing if its an out or a run…
And they never listen!
See what happens!?
The Mariners love their moms more as a team than any other club in the league.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 9, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, all set up for a Guti
Grand Salami.
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It's not her fault she got on the roller coaster with the Western Kentucky baseball team.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
How many more runs until we double our runs-scored for the season?
Two?
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
I guess all this proves is that the Mariners really love their Mothers'...
by I'mSureI'veSeenWorse on May 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
Someone wins money if the M's score exactly 7 runs.
Guti says: Fuck that guy.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 9, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
They changed it this year.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 9, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Loafie's second career slam (and of the season!) + Braden perfecto + Wilson cycle...
This day would be so fucked up.
Way to go out on a limb there.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 9, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he turning Japanese?
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I never get these.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Lopez.
Bases loaded walk and Lopez swings at his eyes.
Yeah I almost feel sorry for him
But then I remember he plays for the Angels so fuck him.
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by BRKLN M'S on May 9, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 14 recs
He's worried Josh Wilson might take his job
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by Corco on May 9, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jose Lopez takes pride in his defense?
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 9, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez isn't a team player
He just wanted his own.
ignacio
Fister is not a rookie.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Walkamatsu Ball!
Except Lopez. You suck Lopez.
Mariners: .363 with 2 HR, 8 RBI, and 7 BB today
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by Alexander Calloway on May 9, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
I guess he really was the problem
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by Alexander Calloway on May 9, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
16, count 'em, 16 walks in the last 2 games.
16!
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Stone's twitter:
RT: @susanslusser Dallas Braden’s grandmother is here and speaking to the press. She says, and I’m not joking, “Stick it, A-Rod.”
Fuck yes.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahaha
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by Griffin Cooper on May 9, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I would of been. had he just said one thing about it and then that's it.
But he keeps mouthing off about it. Him and his grandma need to shut the fuck up already.
You're dead to me.
Bradens Grandma woud kick A-Rods roided ass. She knows proper mound etiquette.
by FisteeFisterer on May 9, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Loafie is not Beltre.
by harkening on May 9, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why are we walking Michael Ryan?
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There we go.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
THANKS ALAN COCKRELL FOR YOUR INSTRUCTION LEADING TO THE TWELVE HITS ACQUIRED TODAY
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OOPS.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 9, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's have a parade!
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MARINERS ACTUALLY WIN
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on May 9, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
We need more opportunites to use this.
Also Scruffy’s version.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Mariners 1-0: .363 with 2 HR, 8 RBI, and 7 BB today since firing hitting coach
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by Alexander Calloway on May 9, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm reccing this because I suspect it's referencing a tune I quite enjoy.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Good man.
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by JY on May 9, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
WE WIN!
Hopefully we can be like the Rockies (from last year), and win like 13 in a row or something like that
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Firing people works!
Quick Z, fire someone else. we need to get to .500.
I wonder if Griffey or Sweeney
would have any 3rd base coaching ability.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
We already switched once. Let's do it again!
After all, this guy hasn’t exactly been lucky or anything
ignacio
Hire Byrnes back
So we can fire him again.
by FisteeFisterer on May 9, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dammit, we won.
I guess Lookout Landing is about to get 73% less funny.
...and now I'm here
In the last 2 games combined the Mariners have walked 16 times.
16!
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