5/8: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Matthew on May 8, 2010 8:21 PM PDT
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So Jeff lied to us.
Here is a second thread.
If that doesn't hit Kotchman, we would have actually had the lead
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
I think Napoli blocks it
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by Griffin Cooper on May 8, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Flagging as inappropriate
Weapon of mass destruction. Will cause too many people to die of laughter.
Losing is better for the writing material.
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by JY on May 8, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The first pitch wasn't a ball.
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by JY on May 8, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Pitch 1 was also strike 1 so I'm not complaining.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Son of a bitch.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
fjmghjkjnhljujuerilΩßjdfxj,
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
So I have no idea how I made the Greek letters.
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 8, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was gonna ask...
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Anger seemed to do the trick.
Sigs are lame.
by JamMasterJesus on May 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
µ
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by Griffin Cooper on May 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that strikeout erase RJ's having done something right?
by magistermilitum on May 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
RJ already has a huge suck deficit to deal with so, I don't know.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY FUCK HOME PLATE UMPIRES WHO THINK THEY CAN FUCKING MAKE THAT CALL
I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF HE DID GO THAT PISSES ME OFF
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God damnit Guti.
Should of been on 1B anyway. Garbage.
Gave a strike, took away a strike.
I see it as even.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Lower part of the zone has not been called all day
Can’t say the same about pitch #4.
Cripes.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I wonder if Eric Byrnes ever says
“We can never go back to Arizona”
He can say whatever he wants while playing slow pitch softball.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone should tell people about this.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny thing is between 2006 and 2009,
Meche had a cumulative WAR of 13.2. Two seasons of 4+ wins (one at 5.0!). What the fuck?
Dave Niehaus calles Sims David. I like that, keeps it straight in print
Plus typing Niehaus sucks
David Aardsma has a long head.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
So you've seen the pictures?
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
*Groan*
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
About fucking time.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a beauty.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
At least they know why they can't hit the fucking ball.
Fister has to be frustrating.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I would kind of like it if they scored so we could walkoff versus Fuentes.
Then again, that would make me very nervous, so just score some damn runs Mariners.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
I'd watch it.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Milton would be fantastic.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That is not a win vulture.
Win vultures come in, let inherited runners score so that the starter gets the no decision, and then pick up the win themselves.
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by JY on May 8, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I would love a walk off.
What a way to pump up a team who’s lost seven straight
It will be Langerhans
He was the king last year of walk off hrs
Holy shite, for the first time in a long time this feels like a good baseball game instead of a losing battle of wrist arterials and razorblades.
by wazzu93 on May 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Holy Shite indeed.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT???????
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 8, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Goddamn it.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Already Impossible.
YOu should know Sweeney isn’t that patient.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
That would mean there's going to be 3 pitches he DOESN'T swing at.
Impossible.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday broke so something interesting must have happened.
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Stupid fuck.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
How.
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by JY on May 8, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Was it like...
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by JY on May 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Former M's farmhand!
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by JY on May 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This is crazy!
I thought the video kept skipping.
He hit it, and then it bounced up off his outstretched bat on the follow through.
Nobody realized it and so initially it looked like an infield hit until the plate umpire called it back.
by drblacknwhite on May 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure why the ump decided to wait until well after the play was over to call it.
Seems like a dick move.
It sounds like we found a new way to cock things up.
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by JY on May 8, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Once in a little league game I swung waaaaaaaaaay early and missed but I still hit the ball on my followthrough.
The Third baseman was too busy laughing to field it so I got a single.
You got slurved!
Dude you deserve a single on that.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, look, Sweeney still sucks.
Order is restored to the universe.
I'm pretty sure that was his 1st extra-base hit of the year.
He’s still completely terrible.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a fucking terrible match. The first one I attended too.
:(
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
They were in control for, what, the first 20ish minutes?
BUT COULDN’T PUT THE GODDAMN BALL IN THE BACK OF THE NET!!! AGAIN!! They’re nearly as frustrating as the Mariner’s now.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
At least the Mariners can look to San Francisco and hope.
In comparison the Sounders can’t seem to get a break or put things together.
by magistermilitum on May 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Their midfield passing is absolutely terrible.
Once they get scored on, they seem to completely lose all cohesion and go for the punt-and-pray approach, which is what frustrates the hell out of me. AND Fucito got put on IR (or whatever it’s called). GOD! FUCK! SHIT!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
There's another place and time for this.
by magistermilitum on May 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but
it’s a shameless attempt to promote another SBNation site for non-Mariner’s discussion.
Not sure if that is against the rules on this board. Please let me know if it is.
by magistermilitum on May 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
At this point the Sounders and the Mariners are basically the same team so it's no big thing
by Nick S on May 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
ME!
BANE!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a perfect time and place for it.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Soft liner to the right side kicked off the dirt and turned left as Kendrick went right.
He tried to reverse his momentum and fell over as the ball squirted into the shallow outfield.
HAHAHAHAHA Holy shit!
YOU SEE THE FUCKING MOVEMENT ON THAT BALL?!
If Simon Cowell suddenly became a Mariners fan and started posting here.
I wonder what he would say.
I've never seen a ball do that before
once again cool
Please....no.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Anna Kendrick could've fielded that
Hotly, too
by Grady Clapp on May 8, 2010 8:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
He walks too sometimes
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by Griffin Cooper on May 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Wish I wasn't right all the time
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by Griffin Cooper on May 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit Griffin.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm back from dinner. its late as fuck in chile
go rob johnson. don’t suck. woooooooooooooo.
The shift key on this laptop is basically fucked
also, rob johnson can lick my donkey sack.
I won't
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by Griffin Cooper on May 8, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it.
Way to mess with us Rob.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Look on the bright side.
Ichiro can go for the walk off
Not if the Angels score.
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 8, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Boy, I'd hate to actually capitalize on a bounce like that.
by drblacknwhite on May 8, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd settle for a Kenji Johjima now
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on May 8, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It's really depressing that a person like Rob Johnson literally has to hit against ML pitchers in key situations.
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
That's not Mariners baseball
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Rob should be in the...
Lookout Landing Center For Kids Who Can’t Hit Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
That ball was hit way too hard for my liking.
Please don’t give up another run Aardsma.
I hope David Aardsma walks in on his wife pleasuring a very unconvincing shemale.
by Robert on May 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Why is League not out there still?
I just don’t understand Wak.
since we don't have a lead does this mean League is our closer now?
That would be a small victory
Get it together Aardsma.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
I wanted Willitts to run.
Just so Ichiro would throw him out.
Use the...oh it's not even worth it.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
God damn.
I might of gone for the DP there though …
Thank you Jose Lopez.
Now please take care of Aybar, David.
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Thank you Kevin.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Now we're playing Mariner baseball!
Oh, that was the Angels.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
I kind of want to make fun of the picture of Rob Johnson and his mother on the M's homepage.
But that just doesn’t seem right
Chones due for a dinger...
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
League threw TEN pitches in the 8th.
I just don’t understand why Wak would put Aardsma out there.
To be fair, League did pitch yesterday.
by Jackle Mackle on May 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO WIN IT IN THE NINTH!
High five!….
ANYONE
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by JY on May 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LET'S DO THIS THING
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by JY on May 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I'VE GOT YOU TOO DAWG
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by Griffin Cooper on May 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking heart attack Aardsma.
PLEASE WALK OFF. PLEASE!
Every single damn outing.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I told Aardsma to get it together and he did.
Ain’t I motivational?
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
IT'S WINNING TIME. LET'S GO.
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club
by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
It's my 18th birthday tomorrow.
It sure would be nice to have a Mariners win tonight and tomorrow.
woo extra inning baseball...
will we set a record for most extra inning games in a season?
The Angels are giving the game away
with Rodney pitching.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
TOUCH ME
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
by BRKLN M'S on May 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
He's horrible at $11M
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 8, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait he was?
Maybe I need to pay more attention
by Jackle Mackle on May 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Linkin Park's "What I've Done" on the PA.
Yeah, let something come and wash this shit away.
I remember when Ichiro homered against Rivera.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn. Nevermind.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
Wak’s game management is so sad.
I'd be lovely to have Milton hitting somewhere this inning
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
I think Rodney's plan is to walk the bases full, knowing that will kill any chances of the Ms scoring a run.
by msb on May 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Based on how the offense is performing so far this year,
I think he’s about as Mariner as he can be.
OM NUM NUM NUM!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep workin on that boog Aardsma
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 8, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
Does Figgins bunt every time?
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
HELP MY TEAM IS BUNTING
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Dear mlb.tv
I am in some other country where I don’t need to use a proxy to see a home game and it still doesn’t work. Fuck you greatly. gameday is shittier than I remember. waiting patiently for in play *(runs) but would rather watch. why do you suck?
Don't even try reasoning with it.
It doesn’t work. :(
Sent us into a 7 game tailspin.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Niehaus sounds positively shocked that a Mariner is in a big slump.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Kind of sounded like his exasperated voice
But I didn’t have a good ear on the radio for all of that buildup.
Figgins should walk in to Hypnotize instead of Griffey
Just dub over biggie biggie biggie with figgie
I was thinking this earlier.
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by JY on May 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
-1.1%
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by JY on May 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That assumes Figgins isn't terrible.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Franklin Franklin!
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
MAKE HIM PAY LOAFIE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Well, it's Loafie time.
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In fact, doesn't that lower our WE? Since now they've got the force at 2B
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Nope, guess not
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by Griffin Cooper on May 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Jose's gloves are distracting.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
If Griffey does not pinch hit I will kill something cute and fuzzy.
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 8, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
BRB finding a kitten
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just thinking this.
Please Sweeney, don’t swing until he proves he can throw a strike.
by magistermilitum on May 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
...Sweeney.
Extra innings!
OH GOD OH GOD.
SWEENEY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT SWING AT THE FIRST PITCH.
Come on. 3 fucking walks in the NINTH inning.
If we lose. I don’t fucking know.
Can we please have a lefty PH?
Like, say, Griffey?
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 8, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Fucking Sweeney....
If he gets a hit or walk Wak will claim he is useful, if he doesn’t we lose. Great.
Well, not necessarily.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Just be patient you SOB.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Ground out please.
Please don’t let Sweeney be the fucking hero.
Oh my, he took a ball. Amazing.
Asking Sweeney to walk is like asking a blind kid to read you a book.
Karma police, arrest this man.
ROBOTS!
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
K time
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 8, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
THIS IS KILLING ME
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
STOP FOULING SHIT OFF YOU FUCK
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I'm trying to figure out how Sweeney was ever good
Was he always this stupid at the plate?
None of these pitches have been strikes.
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YOU'RE JUST PROLONGING THE INEVITABLE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Thanks something.
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by JY on May 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK YOU SWEENEY!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
MOTHERUCKGJKDLLLLLLLLSFJLDKJF ALKJDLASJFIEOJ OIJNOKFIEONIEE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
KIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
This will take several hours.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Rodney realized "oh wait, I'm facing Mike Sweeney."
“I’ll just throw it down the middle and he’ll ground out.”
YOU STUPID COCKFACE
I HOPE SOMEONE GROUNDS GLASS INTO YOUR APPLESAUCE AND GERITOL
by craig3410 on May 8, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I was about to say, "he's going to take, it's going to be a strike, and we're going to cry"
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In his defense, the last pitch was a strike.
Too bad he didn’t get a fucking hit.
Maybe 2 pints are needed.
Time to crack into a new sixer.
Mariner’s baseball!
All That was amazing.
I miss Keenan & Kel.
Old school? Try Hey Dude.
Ben Stiller’s wife when she was young. Rawr.
by magistermilitum on May 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Thing to look forward to:
Extras with Langersex in the lineup!
Ball eight, Mariners fuck up again.
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FUCK YOU YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT
I HOPE YOU GO HOME TONIGHT AND FIND YOUR WIFE FUCKING A LARGE BLACK EX-CON AND TRY TO INTERVENE AT WHICH POINT HE ATTACKS AND RIPS YOUR PENIS OFF AND THEN YOUR WIFE GETS PREGNANT AND YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN AND YOU ARE EATEN ALIVE BY MONGEESE
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 8, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
Like he'll care what you say.
His hate mail stack must be overloaded by now.
The part about mongeese really ties it all together. Well done
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
No Mariner is allowed two clutch hits in the same game.
Which is why you should have fucking walked, Sweeney. FUCK.
If you have to ask, you don't want to know.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
0? 1 maybe?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
One.
And it was borderline.
I think that last one was a strike
Probably the only one
by JLC on May 8, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If Sweeney is not released I don't fucking understand this team.
That is the 2nd time he’s fucked us with bases loaded and it could of been a walk off.
BUT HE HUGS PEOPLE!
So does Barney the goddamn dinosaur, and I wouldn’t fucking want him up with the bases loaded and two outs in the ninth, either.
by craig3410 on May 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He doubled in the tying run.
There’s no way they’re releasing him.
by drblacknwhite on May 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
David Aardsma going wild heading into the heart of the order
I smell the end
FUCK YOU M"S
MY SHIFT BARELY WORKS BUT MY CAPS LOCK DOES.FUCK YOU I’M TIRED. ENTERTAIN ME
by Astrobiology on May 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You picked a great time to leave the country.
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
The first rule of Lookout Landing is...
by appleshampoo on May 8, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Rainiers also loaded the bases with no outs and have yet to score anyone.
Tui coming up….
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RUNS
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by JY on May 8, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Two RBI SINGLE. WOOOOO.
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by JY on May 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The Sweeney AB on Gameday, what an asshole
by Gihyou on May 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Don't bother with a graph, Jeff.
Just put this graphic up.
I love Dick burgers.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh hey, me too!
Deluxe cheeseburger with fries and a chocolate shake…
by angrypachyderm on May 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'M GOING OUT AND IM GONNA DO SO MUCH HEROIN AND FUCK SO MANY WHORES. FUCK THIS
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
by BRKLN M'S on May 8, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Remember, share needles and no condoms.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It's hard to do both. Get some black market viagra, crystral meth and an online escort.
$350/hr
ignacio
OF COURSE IT WASN'T SHAWN WHITE
BUT WAS IT SEAN WHITE?
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on May 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but he'd probably be better than Sean White.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Matsui over Morales.
Not sure…
Absolutely in every scenario.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Morales is much better than Matsui
and performance in a 7 game span granted to him by his superior team in no way gives Matsui an advantage.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I would. World seeries MVP means what exactly? He had a good gamr?
by Mariner Melee on May 8, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta drag it out...
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
No Sims, we have not been entertained. Not in the least.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Robots
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 8, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Yes it was right down the middle
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on May 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddamn it.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Pitch four was not a strike and pitch five was.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
FUCK YOU MIKE SWEENEY
FUCK YOU DAVID AARDSMA
FUCK YOU UMP
by Eyeball Kid on May 8, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why do you hate pocupines?
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
We're boned.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 8, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not gonna lie
I feel like breaking down and crying right now.
I have had this in my subject line since Ichiro's AB in the 9th:
A win! A win! I’m gonna cry!
Just waiting for the chance to hit post. And now this. I am going to cry.
DECOMPOSING DICKS WOULD BE EASIER TO SWALLOW
by Jackle Mackle on May 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, yes it is.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't take this. Call me fairweather, whatever.
I’m not watching tomorrow.
GODDAMN COCKSUCKING UMPIRES! FUCK THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS!
Ahem, robots please.
Karma police, arrest this man.
Is it wrong that
I’m kinda hoping we lose so that there’s a very clear loss that can be directly attributed to Sweeney?
twitter.com/b_dids Here, I am batman.
Already forgotten Lee's debut game?
I envy you.
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on May 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Except he tied the game.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
BURN THE TREE?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
THERE IS NO FLOOR
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Have we covered them all? Oh wait...
SWEENEY SUCKS
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
.
Everything is Rob Johnson’s fault.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
There is that.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
THEN CHOP DOWN THE TREE AND CUT IT INTO BOARDS AND BUILD A FLOOR
PROBLEMS SOLVED
by Nick S on May 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
But it's so far down!
That’s where I land. A bottomless hit wouldn’t end in death, but this…
Thats an illusion, it's actually just a thing that kills Felix, Franklin, and Ackley.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So Ichiro survives? There is a bright side!
Needs more despair. Work on it, people!
Nah Ichiro died long before this event.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry guys! I am sure that Mike Sweeney will save the day
with his grit and clubhouse influence!
He’s such a nice guy and such a great clubhouse chemistry influence that the ball will literally become bewitched by him and land for a game winning hit. Probably with the bases loaded.
If Mike Sweeney is on this roster tomorrow....
…just close the book on the season. And don’t open it again. Sell your tickets, get a refund on your MLB.TV subscription even though that’s totally not possible, and then contemplate suicide. A team that bats Mike Sweeney in high leverage situations just doesn’t want to win enough.
Mike Sweeney leaving won't save this team.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, totally not my point.
Hence the: “A team that bats Mike Sweeney in high leverage situations just doesn’t want to win enough.”
Time to trade Lee now.
Can probably get more for him earlier in the season than just before the playoffs.
Yes we have been.
You are overreacting. At worst after today we will be 5.5 games out. Plus, Lee is worth Type A compensation.
We've all been watching the same games
This team isn’t realistically going to trade Lee now, and if you didn’t feel like trading Lee was a good idea 3 or 4 games ago, you shouldn’t feel like trading him now.
by JLC on May 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck progress!
I want a win, god dammit!
Um wow.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck progress I want a win.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinda goes beyond it.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Langerhans! Fuentes!
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, asswipes. There's still half an inning left for us to score.
Take your head out of your asses and fucking root, root, root, dammit.
Sigs are lame.
there's more utility
in losing this game and the slight glimmer that it gets Sweeney dropped than there is winning it at this point. This team is so broken that wins with the current roster don’t really serve us that well.
twitter.com/b_dids Here, I am batman.
You people make me sick.
Sigs are lame.
by JamMasterJesus on May 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So... I'm not just a crazy fan?
Hope is a good thing?
Sigs are lame.
by JamMasterJesus on May 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Walkoff dinger!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Go on the internet. You can get outcall. Elite International.
Tell’m Ignacio sent you.
ignacio
He doesn't want a male prostitute.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind!
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The hookers weren't a problem though?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did Wak keep Aardsma in for a second inning?
Does he give Don sexual favors?
by stredarts on May 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He was at 9 pitches and is one of our best relievers.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
There's only two guys worth a shit in the entire order.
I guess Chone’s walks are worth something. What do I know. Eyebrows is a fucking idiot.
We are going to win! This ship is going to be righted tonight!
Believe Big, even when the odds seem against you.
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Jack Wilson broke his wrist.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I would think you pinch hit for RoJo because you do have a replacement for him.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Pinch hit with who?
‘Cause I’d rather have Wilson batting than… him.
Langy!
But ya.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
As is Craig Breslow.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Brewers score 17 runs.
I cannot even fathom such a number.
I'm pretty sure that's about half the runs we've scored this year.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Mariners can only count to 3.
One higher than Yuni!
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever happens here Fuentes gets the loss
for having that moustache
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
They should put a sign under the Aurora Bridge
LOOKOUT! LANDING!
by Kermit. on May 8, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Why is everyone trying to bunt for a base hit?
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Is this item new?
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
We don't believe in those
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 8, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Well now you can hate him all the more!
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The hell was that?
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Because Wak doesn't care.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Who's going to hit for him?
Griffey? Moore? Injured Wilson?
Fuck that
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
by Griffin Cooper on May 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
This is worse than an abortion.
After an abortion, you’re no longer pregnant. After this, we still suck.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, it's up to Rob Johnson.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Why on earth would you not pinch-hit now?
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 8, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Rob Johnson is a rare talent.
I am in awe of his pure physical abilities every time I witness his Greatness.
Erik Bedard may want to take his 1.5M and just phone it in this year
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 8, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Vargas always looks depressed and hungover.
Those sunken eyes are a little bit disturbing.
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
The first rule of Lookout Landing is...
by appleshampoo on May 8, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a fitting end.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Fuck. This. Shit.
Die in a fire, Sweeney. And Rob Johnson. You, too.
If I were Vargas tomorrow I'd just start the game by hitting every Angel batter in Doc Ellis fashion
BUT THEY"RE HAVING FUN
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on May 8, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
Mike Sweeney needs to get cancer, get better, then get AIDS.
by Eyeball Kid on May 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Anyone in that clubhouse who keeps talking about "not hitting the panic button"
Someone should hit it soon. We can’t lose these games.
I was worried you had actually taken your own suggestion seriously.
Glad to see you didn’t jump off a bridge.
baseball is gay
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 8, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
I was worried that Sweeney would actually help us win this one
Luckily he is awful.
I'm trying to be really, really angry right now.
I’m mostly just apathetic, though. We need to win, so I can get angry when we lose the next eight in a row.
Post game interview with Wak...
I was pleased with the effort the guys gave- they never stopped fighting. Sweeney had a nice long at bat, and hit the ball hard, so we’re moving him up to the clean-up spot tomorrow. Rob Johnson was just great, he really showed what an athlete he was getting that pop-up, so we’ll start him tomorrow too- hitting third. I’m not worried, we have a belief system.
by RustyJohn on May 8, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
What
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
by Griffin Cooper on May 8, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind I think
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
by Griffin Cooper on May 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
We said this last week too.
And we were right!
by E-Lizz on May 8, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ichiro, Felix and Guti aren't dead yet.
I’m so thrilled.
Remember 2008? at this date, we were 14-22.
by angrypachyderm on May 8, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
But buried in the AL West.
We’re only 5.5 out right now.
Geoff Baker is a professional troll
"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."
by Fearless Frog on May 8, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If the options are Griffey and Sweeney, I'd rather see Sweeney.
But frankly I’d rather see Tommy Everidge than both of them.
I'm composing fan mail to everybody in the clubhouse (including coaches) except Felix, Guti and Ichiro.
Because fuck them. Fuck all of them.
Seems like those are the only guys you should be sending fan mail to...
Also League, Jack Wilson and Langerhans
It's not "Can I get your autograph fanmail?"
It’s “GOD DAMMIT STOP MAKING ME CRY YOU SUCK!” fan mail.
At least I hope this game made clear that League > Aardsma. Kelley also.
Closer: League
Setup guy: Kelley
7th inning: Aardsma
Less important situaions: Lowe
What does a "less important situation" mean to you?
by 1L on May 8, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess it could be worse.
We could still have Ronny :(edeno
"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."
Wonder how long this particular game can go on for.
“It could be worse…”
by 1L on May 8, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
A long time. Because...
THERE IS NO FLOOR!
Maybe time makes all memories sweet, but did :(edeno really have a worse bat than Josh Wilson?
He might have been able to pinchhit for Rob Johnson. Or was :(edeno really so insufferably bad?
Salk just twittered that the team hasn't won since Lee debuted.
Methinks we should ride Lee out of town on a rail!
The time has come to give Barry Bonds a telephone call.
The fucking umpires are already trying to shit us up as much as they can because of Bradley or because the M’s were preseason favorites and the powers that be dont want that.
Adding the hated BB would make no more trouble for us and at least Barry, even a Barry who hasn’t seen active play in 3 or 4 years and is probably close to 50 or something, could probably hit better than any Mariner now not named Ichiro or Gutierrez.
Someone in the minors got traded for bats and killed himself later, didn't he?
by Jackle Mackle on May 8, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Was it Billy Batts?
Wait, that was the guy who got beaten up in the bar by DeNiro and Pesci in Goodfellas, while Donovan’s “Atlantis” played in the background.
A nifty cocktail he had in his blood stream...
I like to drink when I use my meth and benzies- it takes the edge off.
It is very bad to steal Jobu's rum.
It is VERY bad.
Ah Jesus, I like him very much.
But he no help with curve ball.
I think our catcher is actually Rube from Major League 2.
by Hopefulmsfan on May 8, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
So Rob is the inverse Rube.
‘Cause Rube couldn’t throw.
Well who's got some Victoria's Secret catalogs for Rob to memorize?
by Hopefulmsfan on May 9, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Being the inverse of Rube,
Rob wouldn’t be reading the articles.
Boo...
Don’t you have a ground ball to not field that an average third basemen scoops up while you flail away as Elvis Andrus saves your ass by making a play that would make God himself fist pump?
by ghostofErikThompson on May 8, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's an internet meme.
Started on 4Chat, as usual. The idea is that someone with an abnormally small penis and adequacy issues comes to a blog, website or forum and types in #6org. Kind of like “Hai” for “Hi,” the number 6 is short for “Sex.” The “ORG” is:
Orgasms
Really
Gayly.
The # symbol is because of Twitter. Like: #Sex, and then “O-R-G.” So basically, the meme is that the user with the small penis advertises that he has really gay orgasms. I know it’s pretty stupid, but it’s kind of like those flashers that run into alleys and then open their trench coat to reveal their swollen member and then runs away. Just ignore it.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 9, 2010 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
I love this explaination.
Sigs are lame.
by JamMasterJesus on May 9, 2010 5:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm just going to assume you're right.
knowyourmeme has failed me in this instance.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 9, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking it was something like that.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 9, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hashtags make everything more obnoxious.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 9, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I take some responsibility for this.
I wondered aloud (in type) what the reaction would be if someone just came over and posted this here.
I didn’t expect anyone to actually do so. Sorry.
I just don't know what to say anymore.
I was watching at work and I said all Mike Sweeney needs to do is not swing and we’ll win. Once LA scored that run, I just sat there watching, knowing we weren’t going to win. I really do want to cry at this point.
I have a question...
Is the fans humming Seven Nation Army between at-bats new to Safeco?
by ghostofErikThompson on May 8, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions
Yes.
Replaced Zombie Nation tonight. I hate it.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks...
At first I was thinking it was bizarre that the entire crowd had gotten in on it. It was terrifying. Then I heard the song playing at the same time and I was less unnerved.
It still ultimately sounded like the crowd was trying to summon something from beyond.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 8, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually they still did the Zombie Nation "oh oh oh oh oh" thing tonight at some point too
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
The first rule of Lookout Landing is...
by appleshampoo on May 8, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so glad I become a season ticket holder this year!
I’ve never been happier for the team to leave town. This has been extremely painful.
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
The first rule of Lookout Landing is...
So after tonight.
Anybody for putting Saunders in left and just DHing Langerhans? At least he can take a pitch. (I’m only half serious.)
So I fell asleep in the 8th inning. What happened?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
We won right? Nothing bad happened right?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Guys?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
lets get the 1995 sonics to replace 1/2 of the 25 man roster
the same players, 15 years older with no idea of how to hit a major league can do better than this club in this configuration
Well, would you looks at that. A loss. Meh.
Though the GTE in this gamethread was fantastic.
You're dead to me.
Hey wow I just woke up after shutting off the game in the 4th inning. We had a lead and blew it, losing in extras? AWESOME
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME.
FLOORLESS.
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
EVEN BETTER
I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.
What does this tell us, we suck?
I think we already knew that.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Problems Over!!!!
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Today's lineup features Saunders in left and Langerhans at first.
So that’s something.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Griffey DH?
He always plays on Mothers Day, pink bats and all that.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 9, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh yes.
Batting fifth!….
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 9, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Bwahahaha
shannondrayer Felix walked up to Jr gave him a big hug and wished him a happy mothers day 20 minutes ago via web
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 9, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
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