5/6: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Matthew on May 6, 2010 9:32 PM PDT
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Coconut is gross
Its like chewing cardboard
by Edgar for Pres on May 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Just so.
This gentleman speaks truth.
The taste is fine. Coconut milk based curries are great.
Whoever thought sprinkling dried coconut on stuff improved them in any way is a retard.
by Edgar for Pres on May 6, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you Tineye!
mariners fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on May 6, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Humpty Dumpty.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 6, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I am constantly scarred by gifs on LL
And keep coming back to see them.
The clown ban is lifted
It’s really quite simple
by Jeff Sullivan on May 6, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
As I just posted...
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 6, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably one of the best zombies of all time.
I might put the zombie Hare Krishna in the original Dawn of the Dead ahead of him though.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 6, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Hare Krishna zombie at least caused some suspense by wandering down the wrong tunnel.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Dole has a juice blend.
Pineapple-peach-mango. It’s like drinking liquid Heaven. Olympian nectar.
I have never seen the pineapple peach mango blend in anything other than individual 18 oz bottles.
If I could buy it by the carton, like pine-orange-banana, I would. I can’t even find it in concentrate. It’s an expensive addiction, but it’s healthier than cigarettes!
LET'S GO NATIONALS.
I have nothing to say about this game, or the Mariners right now.
Oh, and the answer is pomegranate.
Jigsaw falling into place
Tangelo!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I turned off the game. I have no idea what is going on.
We’re losing though, right?
I thought for sure this was going to be the SNL skit.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I assume that we're perpetually fucked until I heard otherwise.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 6, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Right proper.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 6, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
MANGO.
Although given the circumstance, Durian might be more appropriate.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Remember that time Guti hit a home run?
That was awesome.
by wetzelcoal on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wasn't it back when he played for Cleveland?
Rooting for lovable losers since 1984.
by seattlecougar on May 6, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't want nothing but a good time, how can i resist, dont need nothing but a good time,
and it don’t get better than this! Name that band.
Poison.
This game is more fun than the Mariners! Keep going!
Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbow everything ....
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
Lesley Gore isn't a band.
She was a solo artist.
Mostly I was trying to induce good vibes, with thoughts of Felix.
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
Free association game!
Felix—>Mariners—>offense :-(
You can replace all the arrows with ">", and it is still a true statement!
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
Are they all women oblivious to the fact there is actually a game going on?
Otherwise I don’t know why they are still there. . . . .unless they are Rays fans.. . . or the bat boys mother.
Thats a great idea for M's marketing.
Target women, they don’t actually follow the team or watch the games so they won’t know how truelly shitty the team is.
I left in the 7th
You know its bad when the loudest the stadium gets is when the college kids get off to the Moose dancing around like a tard in the upper deck.
Apparently if you peel the banana from the bottom you don't get those.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
They are easier to open from the bottom.
Thats how monkeys do it. You just pinch the bottom and spread em apart.
Sorry Dave Niehaus
Nobody wants to pay $2k to watch this team.
So just 8 more runs and we're right back in this!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
But in the end, the Wizard gives us a heart
Could this be a symbol of our journey from mediocrity to legitimate playoff contender?
Yes that was shortly after I turned on gameday.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 6, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
And remember when that last pitch was way inside
and the ump was too busy sucking dick to notice. What an asshole.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still at the game.
I am stupid.
by ScottBrowne on May 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 19 recs
Let's turn this fucker green.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Like a puppy who keeps getting kicked but loves unconditionally.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
My 2 hour drive back home in the dark will be more entertaining than this game.
by ScottBrowne on May 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I can see why you'd stay at that game over going home.
I’d want to avoid the return, too.
by harkening on May 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It doesn't smell too bad when you've lived there your whole life.
It’s still Longview though.
by ScottBrowne on May 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
There was a reason Green Day wrote that song about it.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
An unprovoked reference to the smell
Love it
by Edgar for Pres on May 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the easiest way to describe the town to people not familiar with it.
That and “Green Day named that one song after us.”
by ScottBrowne on May 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
My lasting memory of Longview
is passing through on my way to Oregon and seeing a man with a mustache, wearing a wife beater, sitting on his porch drinking a beer and looking on at the torn up plaid couch that sat on his mostly dead lawn.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes it's most fun to be at blowout games and be one of like 40 people left
You know, since winning clearly isn’t an option
I'm watching the Rays feed,
and they just showed this little piece of awesomeness.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
by kevin_ess on May 6, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Alligator pear!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Our lyrics come from the Necronomicon ex Mortis.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Klaatu Barada.... Necktie? Nickel....
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think he's afraid to pitch to him.
No, maybe not.
by TrustBaseball on May 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
21 and 7! These guys are good, I'm so glad they're leaving
by Kermit. on May 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
They're playing that LFO song as the crowd leaves.
That’s cruel.
by ScottBrowne on May 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I had fun.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
If they keep this up we could go with just one game thread!
by Cantu Easley Winn on May 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Tui has run a 4/8 K/BB in four games since going to Tacoma.
WHAT
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Triple A is not as good as the MLB.
Newsflash.
I know that better than most people here.
And still find this to be outrageous.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not in favor of "panicking" this early in the season
But I would like to see a sense of urgency with this team. Someone needs to step up and light a fire under these guys.
Poll question:
Wasn’t common opinion that the Rays would be a bit worse off this year, and should finish third in the AL East? Is this coming out of nowhere? Or am I just a big dummy?
mariners fan in seattle
Popular media.
Grain of salt.
I heard a few predictions saying they'd win the Wild Card
A few others say they’d win the division. I really hope they win the division. I don’t want to watch the Yankees or Sox win it.
Most estimations had them about even with the Red Sox, maybe a win worse.
But with the Sox OF injuries and the Rays being awesome and athletic, it’s easy to see why they’re in first.
I understand why the Red Sox are doing so well.
I guess I just am not sure if the Rays are overperforming or if this was more or less expected.
mariners fan in seattle
Good GT tonight.
Felix pitching tomorrow, something to look forward to. Night all!
He's like an ex-girlfriend.
Love him, but he broke my heart and is now with the enemy. He no longer makes me happy. He makes me sad.
I want him to be like 2004 Ichiro.
Incredible season, complete team futility.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
The Mariners only have three players batting over .220 this year.
Gutierrez, Jack Wilson, and Ichiro. :..(
We could win the next 6 games and I won't feel good.
Not until we play quality baseball against a quality team.
Well, that went well.
Oh, and it’s a tie between Mai Tais, Mango Margaritas, and Pina Coladas. I like my tropical fruit with alcohol.
by eponymous_coward on May 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK ALL OF THESE STUPID CUNTS I HATE THEM AND I HATE THIS TEAM AND I HATE THE SEATTLE MARINERS
GO PIRATES OR OR NATS OR WHATEVER
by Aaron Campeau on May 6, 2010 11:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
IN THE EAR WITH A THOROUGHBRED'S DICK
by Aaron Campeau on May 6, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
BY YOU I MEAN YOU, DON WAKAMATSU
by Aaron Campeau on May 6, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey buddy!
How’s it goin’?
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
by kevin_ess on May 6, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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