5/30: Open Game Thread, Part 2
Worst baseball game of the year. Awful.
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There have been 12 walks in this game
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by Cantu Easley Winn on May 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
I've watched enough Arizona games this year that there is no amount of bullpen suckage that can phase me.
You're dead to me.
The Nationals last year -- all time worst bullpen I've ever seen in living memory.
Embrace floorlessness.
Is that allowed?
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by Cantu Easley Winn on May 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Throwing two strikes in a row?
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by Cantu Easley Winn on May 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Shawn Kelley kinda looks like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Can Kelly pitch 6, 7 and 8?
So we don’t have to go to RRS?
THIS IS THE WORST BASEBALL GAME OF ALL TIME
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by Cantu Easley Winn on May 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
UNFUCKINGBELIEVEABLE
HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS CAN WE FIND TO GIVE UP A RUN
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Let's lose this game!
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
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As depressing as this has been to watch
we’re somehow still winning. But maybe that’s just because there is a delay on my mlb.tv feed…
by exquisitedeadguy on May 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
I am actually disappointed that the Angels didn't break it open there.
DISAPPOINTED. WTF IS WRONG WITH ME.
Embrace floorlessness.
"At this rate we'll be going through a case of.............antacids"
Yeah I’m sure that’s what you wanted to say Sims.
You're dead to me.
To Wak,
Kelley must be your next Jesus. Believe in him!
Huh...
I thought Wak was a good manager last year.
But memorial day was the 25th
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by Cantu Easley Winn on May 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
No Kendry Morales this time though!
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Everything. Right down to the obscure catcher nobody's heard of.
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Colome and Texeira showed up in low-leverage situations
by Jeff Sullivan on May 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
And then turns them into high-leverage ones
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And then Kelley pitched well
Thanks to everyone for contributing in this 6th inning recap, brought to you by Ford
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
our greasy talons shall ensnare me no further! fuck you bitches,.
...and now I'm here
You got here just in time for the crappiest part!
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it has to do with his head being crooked
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by Cantu Easley Winn on May 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe someone should rotate him a little to the left.
...and now I'm here
I may have said this before, but Casey Kotchman looks like a mole.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Aaaand they have figured out Alfonzo
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by Cantu Easley Winn on May 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
I like Dave Sims asking if the M's can keep the Angels "off" the board
That is the wrong question. The question is can the M’s stop “putting” the Angels on board.
You'd think crappy paintshops would be fast enough to be on time
by Kermit. on May 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I know the joke coming, and it is awful
by Jeff Sullivan on May 30, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Why so serious?
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by Cantu Easley Winn on May 30, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You've never heard of Bozo the clown?
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Hey Guys... I'm going to hit a 3 run home run
Then drop a pitch, have trouble sliding into 3rd and get called for Catcher’s interference.
We’re still cool, Right?
Yeah, we're cool Rob Johnson.
...and now I'm here
I like him much better than the alternative.
Missing Bard, though.
by ambrosia2112 on May 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Shawn Kelley is good Shawn Kelley is good Shawn Kelley is good Shawn Kelley is good
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*Shaun
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Nationals AAA?
Last I remember.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to say Washington
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
If he isn't Wak's a retard
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Darn.
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One run game!
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
I didn't think there was any way in hell that was going out
But yeah we’re going to lose this game
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I HATE THIS GAME
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by Cantu Easley Winn on May 30, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, Howie did he hit that so far?
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm positive that's not the case.
It’s a soft science.
...and now I'm here
You have no idea how bad my punning abilities are
The intentional ones are hilariously awful.
Aw hamburgers.
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Lowe isn't exactly a destroyer of worlds
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by Cantu Easley Winn on May 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
HEs bettter than Hawaii and Jesus
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I predict Kelley for a couple of outs
and then Aardsma with a long save.
White would certainly be a neat trick
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Only 23 pitches for Kelley
He could start and RRS could come in for the lefties if need be.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 30, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey at least Aardsma can get a save!
Unless we blow it, which seems very likely.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
I'm turning on the Xbox.
The best case scenario won’t make me feel any better, and watching us finishing blow it will ruin my afternoon.
A one run lead going into the 8th and 9th innings always feels like a lost cause with this team
But I think we’re gonna pull this one off.
Carlos Silvelite
Damn straight.
If we’re gonna play The Most Annoying Game In The World, we might as well be the ones to win, not those fuckers.
We have the 5th worst record in MLB
A few key injuries, a Cliff Lee trade, and with our bad luck persisting we could theoretically have the worst record at the end of the 2010 season and thus be eligible for the 1st overall pick in the 2011 draft. But probably not.
Don't throw the same pitch twice to Ichiro!!
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I love how Ichiro makes himself look bad on a pitch
to bait the pitcher into throwing another one!
(see walkoff vs. Toronto last year)
All Ms broadcasters suck
Mentink just said that Nix took Bartlett deep, not Shields
Mentink isn't an M's broadcaster
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Just kidding guys
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still impressed.
He was there for a while waiting for it with his belly on the top of the wall. Just hangin’ out.
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They bring in Kevin Jepsen, we have RRS warming up in the pen
Nobody actually wants to win this game
Our draft pick is gonna be better than yourrrs!
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Managers make way more decisions than just line up cards.
And Wak isn’t responsible for this team sucking
Not soley. No. Yesterday was flat out retarded though.
Sweeney was going to hit for Johnson instead of Tui…why?
"It's a light bat"
He's not perfect. No manager is.
But firing him is reactionary and not going to solve anything.
Ok so here we go again. get in line... right?
What exactly to the masses think one should be fired for then if it’s not atrocious decisions late in games or horrible line up calls or the apparent lack of preparation & leadership.
"It's a light bat"
You will never find a manager who does everything right
and Wak’s decisions are not the problem. What does firing him accomplish?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 30, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
We have used Colome, Kelley, Texeira
League is probably unavailable, Aardsma will undoubtedly pitch an inning. Jesus Wak, be less terrible and warm up…erm…
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody called Figger a traitor.
Figger looked concerned.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Umm so apperently he cant throw strikes
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This is driving me crazy.
It’s like I know we’re gonna lose but I’m not sure how painful it will be.
I could be at Folklife right now but nooo.
The Mariners had to go and make me care about them.
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What the hell happened? MLB.TV GRRR!
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He got his hand down, then it came off before his body reached the base.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He never tagged when he came completely off past the base
but as he was sliding in, his hand touched then came off. Figgins kept the tag on.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
.
“Erick Aybar singles on a bunt ground ball to shortstop Josh Wilson. Erick Aybar out at 2nd, shortstop Josh Wilson to second baseman Chone Figgins. One out.
If Fister doesn't go deep tommorow
We are screwed
No we're not.
Nobody except Kelley will likely be unavailable tomorrow
I don't care if that was a bad call on the Aybar play
We deserve a break.
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Because a ball hitting an umpire to give us a run was totally fair.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh
The way this season has gone, we deserve a lot of breaks to rebalance the karma.
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Maybe the gods would give us a title
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Or at least not another crap losing season.
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Catcher's interference is the fault of the catcher
Hitting an umpire is complete dumb luck. But whatever, lets get some runs.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Kelley is good.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
I just noticed
…Alfonzo is wearing a Tacoma Rainiers helmet while catching.
by FrayLo on May 30, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I thought he was, but I wasn't sure.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Sucks Bradley's the only guy without a hit
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Rodney will not help you with that
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Oh good its Rodney. We have a chance
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C'mon Lopiewalk!
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Weee!
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This has honestly been one of the least entertaining games of baseball I have ever watched.
Should have known with the pitching matchup.
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And it's going to be at least 3.5 hours long.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what the most pitches thrown in a 9 inning game is
and is this game getting close to it?
by seattle_since_81 on May 30, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
It would have to be a high scoring game.
25-14 or something.
by Maury Povich on May 30, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose Lopez wears earplugs because the sound of his thighs scraping together when he runs gives him a headache.
Fernando Rodney’s pickoff throws are why people hate baseball.
Kotchwalkit!
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Now that's a pun!
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All I ask is that this godforsaken game doesn't go into extras.
I’m a cynic.
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I hate to add to the side conversation
But i agree, her necklace is terrible
by ambrosia2112 on May 30, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I was also thinking this.
What is it? A mutated star?
by Maury Povich on May 30, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Buckle your seatbealts, men and women
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Why would we not pinch hit there?
I understand he’s had a home run and 4 RBI today, but he’s Eliezer Alfonzo.
Also, Kotch easily could have gotten into more of a rundown to avoid the DP.
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One of the 3 lefties we have sitting around?
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Looked like a strike to me.
Maybe Alfonso interfered by catching it?
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Just in time!!
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Sam Holbrook and the tale of the incredible shrinking strike zone
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That's why.
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64 right now
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He had a reaction time of literally 0 seconds.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He did catch it, but it rubber-gloved.
:(
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Or some glue in his fucking glove
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Somwhere, Buffalo Wild Wings is involved in this
by Grady Clapp on May 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
This made me laugh.
But I fucking hate that commercial.
Gameday hates the ump something fierce.
by Jon S. on May 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
GIDP. PLEASE.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Throw a fucking strike you cock fucking twat bitch ass fuckwad
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on May 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Damn, we coulda had a baserunner there, according to the radiocast.
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WE SUCK.
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HAPPY FUCKING MEMORIAL DAY!!!!!!!!
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FUCK THIS SHITHOLE TEAM
AND EAT A DICK, AARDSMA
Pathetic. I quit.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
Didn't realize Kendrick had that kind of power
Pretty impressed
by Jeff Sullivan on May 30, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He has his flashes.
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by TheAngelsColts on May 30, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It was well-hit
It also seemed to have a bit of carry to it. I was surprised it went out. Regardless, it’s not like it was a meatball like League’s pitch to Morales yesterday. I’m not terribly mad at Aardsma.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Warm day, wind blowing out
Usually a double
by Jeff Sullivan on May 30, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
SAW THAT COMING
I like blackjack.I'm not addicted gambling.I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Catchy.
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Aardsmregression.
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Maybe the secret to winning is to have more people thrown out on the basepaths.
We don’t do that nearly enough.
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I can see where Don Quixote was coming from..
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He must have been a Mariners fan.
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Fuck this, I'm going to Folklife.
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I'm so sorry, LL.
Life is not being fair to you. At all. That fucking sucked.
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It's fair.
We’re really that terrible.
...and now I'm here
You guys are so similar to us, it's not real.
We just seem to win the 1-run games this year and y’all seem to be losing them all. And two walk off wins, especially against the hated Slegna is not fair.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 30, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
We're really that terrible though.
Every game has about 3 or four ridiculous baserunning mistakes, among many, many other things. This team loses games on its own. It’s not just the 8th inning onward – most of the runs this team scores are undeserved, and it purposely tries to score less runs throughout the game, and that’s not even discussing the bullpen management. It’s really not a good team. This is a bad team.
...and now I'm here
I'm not convinced of this.
Depending on how you define “decent.”
...and now I'm here
.500 or real close will win the west.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 30, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
For discussion:
1) Do you consider the massive amount of baserunning errors a lack of skill or simply poor playing?
2) wOBAr is based on previous BABIP for individual outcomes, but is it possible that they are simply hitting it much worse?
3) Our bullpen, a should-be strength, was made worse by the changes to League’s delivery, Colome, Aardsma’s struggles, etc..
I have a feeling I have a different answer to these than you, so to me this is a less than decent team.
...and now I'm here
This is really painful for me =(
...and now I'm here
Also, one of these days I'd like to break into an "All offense, no defense vs no offense, all defense" discussion.
But at the moment I’m not sure how to write out my thoughts.
...and now I'm here
As fans we did though
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys are solid.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 30, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Please win the west.
You’re the only other AL West team I can stand, and we’re obviously not going to.
I'm really not convinced it can.
One of these days I’ll use a fanpost to illustrate some thoughts on the idea.
...and now I'm here
Right, read AC's.
I’m not convinced that our team’s talent could make this work.
...and now I'm here
This model can work.
This collection of talent is not good enough to make it work.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I still would like to see this team with better on-field management, fewer injuries, and better luck
I really think this team was constructed well
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
This team was constructed where some things had to work out.
Almost none of them have. Plus, we’re terribly unlucky. Thus, we suck.
Kinda makes GMZ’s optimism in the Times a bit, erm, out of place though.
by eponymous_coward on May 30, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The back of the rotation
and Lopez’s move to 3B have worked out wonderfully. More than wonderfully. It’s not like everything has gone wrong. You can contribute much of it to bad luck, but the roster just wasn’t constructed to win this division. It’s not GMZ’s fault, of course. Too many constraints.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Part of the back of the rotation's worked out OK.
Keep in mind Snell and RRS are a chunk of “back of the rotation”.
If you don’t think the non-Griff/Sweendawg parts of the roster hitting at career norms and an extra month of Cliff Lee would have us ~.500, I really don’t know what to say, other than “I think you’re wrong”. The Rangers are 26-23, and I don’t see why a roster like this isn’t capable of contending IF most of it isn’t hitting below the Mendoza line.
by eponymous_coward on May 30, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
We've had our share of bad luck.
That being said, it was a very risk-filled roster. It was counting on performances out of Kotchman, Vargas, Fister, Griffey, Bradley, and a handful of relievers. None were a certainty. A few panned out, a few didn’t. We couldn’t have anticipated Lopez and Figgins struggling this badly, but I don’t think career average performances from them would have saved this team. We would still probably be in it, but the talent just isn’t there.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd say that it was constructed well, given the situation (cumulative Bavasi buttfuck to the farm system and major league organization, weak FA class, and apparent budget constraints).
Obviously, there are several players on this roster that you wouldn’t normally expect on a “well-constructed” team, but I have to keep reminding myself that the M’s lost 101 games just a month and a half ago. That we even expect to do well is saying something.
by Matt Erickson on May 30, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoops,
Year and a half ago. I should type and read at the same time.
by Matt Erickson on May 30, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
How did we lose so many games in mid April
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was constructed with a great deal of inherent risk.
The risks didn’t work out, or at least haven’t so far. It was probably close to as well put together as it could have been, but the bust potential was there and it appears to have been realized.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. I am absolutely rooting for the A's if we can't do it
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Seconded.
I have so much respect for that team, even if I do want to punch a baby whenever we play them.
by Matt Erickson on May 30, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Rationally, I feel I shouldn't hate the Rangers.
They’re well-constructed with a shitload of young talent, including some I love, like Andrus. Maybe I just don’t like Michael Young.
And I really love Brett Anderson.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh, they're chair-throwers.
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by Leopold Bloom on May 30, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Tropic of Cairo, here we come!
Do they serve drinks on the beach there?
by eponymous_coward on May 30, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
Disgusting game absolutely disgusting
I’m glad I didn’t decide to pay money to see this one.
[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]
SEASON OVER
TRADE LEE FOR A TALENTED LITTLE LEAGUER
FIRE AARDSMA INTO THE SUN
FORCE GRIFFEY TO RETIRE AT GUNPOINT
by craig3410 on May 30, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
"FIRE AARDSMA INTO THE SUN"
This phrase pops up ever now and then, but never fails to amuse me.
Embrace floorlessness.
Maybe they should change Kelley's delivery for funsies.
...and now I'm here
Thats what I was thinking when I saw him on deck
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by TheAngelsColts on May 30, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Tori is a girl's name.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 30, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
This may sound stupid, but I'd be more comfortable with Kelley closing.
Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...
I don't think it's irrational at all.
I hate using pitchers like Aardsma in high-leverage situations.
by Aaron Campeau on May 30, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
3 home runs for the DA on the year, after having 4 all of last year.
Remember when he took offense to any talk of regression?
Disregard women, acquire currency.
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by .Taylor on May 30, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I wonder what happens if the umpire is, you know, competent
and calls those two pitches in the Matsui at-bat strikes?
I'm tired of watching this team.
They are miserable to watch, Wak keeps sending in Colome, and it’s time to blow this train of crap up.
Someone wants Lee? Great, trade him. Get something worth it.
Someone wants Lopez? Gone.
Someone wants Figgins? Bye.
Someone wants RR-S and Snell? Bucket of balls.
Someone wants Fister and Vargas? Buy low, sell high.
Felix, Guti, and Ichiro are staying. Everyone else is on the table, and we’ll take what we can get.
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Oh what didn't notice the carpet part
Odd
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah trading Figgins seems real likely
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by Griffin Cooper on May 30, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Umm... this won't solve much.
Unless you plan on getting better pitchers than Vargas, Snell, RRS, and Fister for Figgins and Lopez and better 2nd/3rd basemen than Lopez and Figgins for Vargas, Snell, Fister, and RRS.
by Matt Erickson on May 30, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
When you put together Aardsma, League, Sean White etc
this bullpen has really blown a lot of games.
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