Fan Gauge: Jack Hannahan
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2010 1:00 PM PDT
in Seattle Mariners Polling
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PrintOnce again, vote based on your own personal opinion, using whatever criteria you like.
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I'd like BananaHands more if he was a better hitter.
But I still like him.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
I think Hannahan is a cheap serviceable player with value.
Maybe that means I should have voted ‘like.’ damn. You screwed up again brain!
I'm not sure why anybody would actively hate Jack Hannahan
That seems weird
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
One time I was in the same restaurant as Jack Hannahan. He let out an impressively raunchy fart.
It just lingered there, too. The food had just arrived to our table and my girlfriend and I were unable to enjoy our $65 meal. I didn’t get any I-just-spent-money-on-you sex that night. I hate Jack Hannahan.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 3, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I voted like because he hasn't played middle infield for the Rainiers yet.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Jack is like your little brother's best friend. You like him because
he hangs out with your little brother which keeps him occupied and he’s not bothering you.
Hannahan is adorable.
Therefore, I love him.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on May 3, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
Jack Hannaha is like toothpaste
I don’t care what flavor it is as long as it isn’t cinnamon. Jack’s cinnamon is bad defense, or something.
Fuck I don’t know.
Carlos Silvelite
Love Hannahan
Don’t know why, but I love most of Jack Z’s acquisitions last year. I love Langerhans, Guti, Aardsma, but probably Hannahan the most. Completely irrational. But, if there was a Josh Wilson one of these I’d probably vote “I like Josh Wilson” which is probably even stranger.
I can't remember the last bench players I loved as irrationally as Hanners and Langersex.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
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