Fan Gauge: Franklin Gutierrez
by Jeff Sullivan on May 3, 2010 12:00 PM PDT
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Haha, nothing but love votes so far! Awesome.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on May 3, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions
Kittens additionally
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
The first rule of Lookout Landing is...
by appleshampoo on May 3, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Puppies have the worst smelling breath on the face of this Earth.
Because we’re rebels. Accurate, intelligent, introspective rebels. And damn proud of it my friend. - CapSea
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It does if that particular breath makes you throw up in your mouth a little bit every time you smell it.
Because we’re rebels. Accurate, intelligent, introspective rebels. And damn proud of it my friend. - CapSea
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
How many hippos have you been face-to-face with?
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by Matt Erickson on May 3, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
SOMEONE VOTE LIKE
That person needs to be tarred and feathered
by Matt Erickson on May 3, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I voted like.
If he invented a cigarette that was 100% healthy and I was allowed to smoke anywhere and it didn’t stink and it was cheap and it was made and grown locally, then I might love him.
Which one of you bovine rapists picked "Like"?
Come forward now and receive swift swift justice.
by abender20 on May 3, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Two people now
Attention two people: I hope your significant other leaves you for Franklin Gutierrez
by Graham MacAree on May 3, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions 13 recs
These fan gauges are proving very useful to me right now and I thank you.
After getting the MLB package down here in LA, I’m making my roommate from Tacoma watch all the M’s games. He’s a fan but he doesn’t really know baseball all that well but I’m trying to learn him. One of his main questions when he hears about a new player is “how much do you like him?”
With these polls it makes it a lot easier.
by Kenny Knows Sports on May 3, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions
Those are probably those who can't ever admit they "love" anything
and do the awkward back pat in lieu of a man hug.
Anything less than love is grounds for heads rolling.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
A friend who disdains the giveaways did opine that she would take a Guti poster.
by msb on May 3, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
There needs to be an additional level above Love for this poll
To see how many people would answer that they want to have sex with Gutierrez.
He looks like the gay love-child of Ricky Martin and Dolph Lundgren...
In this particular picture.
by Ike Clanton on May 3, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Holy shit! You are right.
“I must la vida loca you.”
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 3, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It was very nice.
She took a long sleeved cotton t-shirt, and in two colors of glittery fabric paint wrote Fister and 58 on the back and “I ♥ D.F.” on the front.
That would have been awkward if the end of the top bar on the "F" ran a little bit.
by Matt Erickson on May 3, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Two people are now getting flayed.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 3, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
To whoever voted that they hate this beautiful man...
Thank you for proving that no matter how great the community is, there will always be an idiot that thinks he’s funny and actually isn’t.
Loving Guti is serious business around here.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 3, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the hate votes are obviously born out of the fear of the homosexual feelings they have created in the voter.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 3, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else see it?
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 3, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
How many different goatee styles has Guti rocked so far?
I noticed he is clean shaven now.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on May 3, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions
Nothing is equal in stupidity to not voting "love" for Gutierrez.
"Probably won't make a decision until after the decision starts"
I, for one, am proud of the M's lack of Cupcakes.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Wow I did not not that I was so close to the line with that.
Fuck the Angels
I can only imagine it's fans of other teams trolling.
There’s absolutely no way a Mariners fan could hate Franklin Gutierrez.
People who want you to think that he's not great...
…in hopes that you’ll leave him alone. Then they’ll have him all to themselves.
by groovewrangler on May 3, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
There obviously have to be baseball players that read this blog
and voted hate because Guti has robbed them of a home run or a double into the gap.
by seattle_since_81 on May 3, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Franklin Gutierrez is incredible. I have never loved a player like I love Franklin Gutierrez. I hope Franklin Gutierrez never leaves us, as I would cry.
And 2 of you fuckers just made my list
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
Three.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 3, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the people of LL are unaware of how painful real love actually is.
You are all actually in masturbatory infatuation land.
by Sec 108 on May 3, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Guilty as charged.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Since April 20th, Guti is 8-for-43
We know how painful love is.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 3, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
I’m saying Hitler did.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on May 3, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've never met him, I know nothing about his personal habits.
He may be a nag, pick his nose, eat crackers in bed, and leave his dirty clothes in heaps on the floor. I have not a clue as to any of this. However I am familiar with all the peccadillos of the people I actually do love. Believe me buster, it’s easy to love the imaginary Gutierrez.
Now don't get me wrong. I am not saying voting love is wrong.
I am saying that freaking out that I only voted like is a bit retarded and your bib needs to be replaced from the excessive drooling.
Well, that part I get. Guess I got a bit defensive there.
I’m gonna go look at that picture of Joe Mauer and Hannahan some more.
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