19-29, Chart

by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2010 4:24 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Biggest Contribution: King Felix, +23.7%
Biggest Suckfest: Chone Figgins, -25.9%
Most Important AB: Aybar error, +14.2%
Most Important Pitch: Abreu homer, -31.6%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +29.6%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -95.9%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +16.3%
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I can't recall feeling this satisfied with a loss.

by ThundaPC on May 29, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions

Is it wrong to hope he misses a lot of time?

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on May 29, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions

Absolutely not.

I haven’t stopped grinning yet.

Karma police, arrest this man.

by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Good, but with our luck, he'll only miss a week or two

I haven’t seen the highlight yet thanks to FOX’s blackout bullshit, and it doesn’t appear to be online yet.

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on May 29, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions

They were putting an aircast on his ankle.

Possibly broken :D

Karma police, arrest this man.

by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Ichiro and the Kamikaze kids

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on May 29, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions

This makes the Felix/Morales baseball commercial even more hilarious

Nearly prophetic in more ways than one.

by Jaejo on May 29, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions

Gif please, for those of us that didn't get to see it live

by craig3410 on May 29, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions

That made losing easier..

But a certain fat man won his 7th today and K’d 11 Cards in the process….

Still at war with Fred Peete

by blueside714 on May 29, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions

Really? I hadn't heard

My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed

by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I know that a lot of people don't read the game threads

But believe me, we know. And now we can stop talking about this.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah I wasn't home til the 8th.

I’m going to the game tomorrow though, hopefully Snell can- yeah I won’t kid myself.

Still at war with Fred Peete

by blueside714 on May 29, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Soft tossing lefty + Cardinals lineup = two- or three- hitter

It’s one of the strongest constants in the universe.

by craig3410 on May 29, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions

True, except for Silva being a RHP.

by drblacknwhite on May 29, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Soft-tossing anyone, then.

They just especially have troubles versus lefties.

by craig3410 on May 29, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions

The Cards are a mess right now, but Silva was getting some real sweetheart calls.

I was following both games on gameday, and gameday hated a lot of Silva’s called strikes as much as it hated that called strike against Ichiro to end the top of the 10th. By the way, what the FUQ was up with that call? It was a plate-width outside according to gameday. Was it that bad on the TV?

by Jon S. on May 29, 2010 6:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

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You got slurved!

by Slurvey on May 29, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs

Holy Jeezus!

by faceplant_04 on May 29, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions

That has to be photoshopped. Holy shit. >_>

38!

by joof on May 29, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, it definitely is, considering it was the other foot

But even the actual injury looked almost identical to that.

by Matt Erickson on May 29, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Can you tell which leg is which from that still photo?

I sure as hell can’t.

by MarkE on May 29, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions

It isn't photoshopped.

It’s an AP picture.

http://tiny.cc/wcyrr

2nd row, 2nd from the left.

by faceplant_04 on May 29, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Well dammit, now they added more pictures.

Just go to AP images and search for Kendry Morales and it will pop up.

by faceplant_04 on May 29, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, you're right

After looking at it several more times, I all of a sudden saw it differently. It kind of popped out at me, like an autostereogram.

by Matt Erickson on May 29, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Woo

My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed

by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions

It's on youtube, if anyone is interested in seeing it before it gets taken down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGuQ54krieo

by faceplant_04 on May 29, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Awesome.

I don’t think MLB has the rights to have that video removed.

by Wilder. on May 29, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on May 29, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions

That photo was shopped but, it was really close to how far it actually turned.

Barring a miracle he’s done for the year.

"It's a light bat"

by DHforHOF on May 29, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions

AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god that is amazing.

You're dead to me.

by Goose on May 29, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions

Other silly celebration injuries

here

by msb on May 29, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions

Holy Shit... Either it's real or the Photographer credited (Mark J. Terrill) is the real Eddie Brock.

"It's a light bat"

by DHforHOF on May 29, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

ESPN Linked photo #6 of 15.

"It's a light bat"

by DHforHOF on May 29, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

Sorry.

ESPN link

"It's a light bat"

by DHforHOF on May 29, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Makes me think of Kendall's ankle.

by msb on May 29, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

By the way gents, Roy Halladay

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on May 29, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions

Shhhhhhhhhhh!

Seriously, awesome.

by Wilder. on May 29, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

This is not a game thread

by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Roy Halladay didn't injure his ankle in the postgame celebration, unlike Kendry Morales

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on May 29, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Kendry's ankle is broken and will require surgery

by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions

I'm kind of surprised that teams have been doing that since (before?) 2004 and it didn't occur to the players that something like this might happen.

Jumping onto a slippery surface that you can’t see while wearing metal spikes and getting mobbed by 25 guys… That kind of sounds like Injurytown to me.

by Jon S. on May 29, 2010 6:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions