5/29: Open Game Thread, Part 2
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"I wanna warn you about this video, it's very graphic"
Perhaps issue your warning prior to the video.
"The necrophilia would look something like this."
Hold up sign.
“Now we probably shouldn’t show you this.
38!
A-rod does anything he can to be center of attention
5 MORE YEARS OF FELIX!
I bet the line drive to the head has a high safety percentage.
It seems like people aren’t taking advantage of this enough.
38!
I'm going to warn you, this video is graphic
ANDTHEGRAPHICPARTISRIGHTNOW!
by Jeff Nye on May 29, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
That strikeout pitch was worse than the pitch before it
by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Its a lumpy bumpy strike zone
Just like the girls in Texas
by Chad Johnson on May 29, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
There have been
quite a few 4 strike strikeouts today
And he never will
5 MORE YEARS OF FELIX!
hit a homerun that is
5 MORE YEARS OF FELIX!
by Marinerfanjake on May 29, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The part of you that wanted him to get his first dinger should be drowned in a bathtub
A really shallow bathtub
by lemonverbena on May 29, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Willits tried to hit a homerun.
That was cute.
No, this is a boring fucking game.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Well to be fair
they do have similar facial hair.
Rob Johnson invented AIDS
by I Lick Squirrels on May 29, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Milton had to swing at it.
The umpire called it a strike just 4 pitches earlier.
by faceplant_04 on May 29, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Milton getting the special strike zone again.
Fuck you umpire.
SO inconsistent
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit Angels Stadium is a terrible location in the worst
major city in America filled with the worst people spawned my planet earth. Quit talking about it.
Willits that bitch!
5 MORE YEARS OF FELIX!
That was the stupidest looking dive ever.
Rob Johnson invented AIDS
by I Lick Squirrels on May 29, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
You had only Jack Murphy to compare it against
by lemonverbena on May 29, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
A-ha
And I was a kid when I went to the old Big A, so its all childlike wonderment.
by lemonverbena on May 29, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Same sell out bullshit?
They need to be more indie?
Reporting shit that will only get ratings aka skrillz.
by Tyler is a G on May 29, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes money.
But angers fans who don’t live in LA, NYC, Boston or Chicago. And makes me blow the wad on special cable packages.
by Tyler is a G on May 29, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN MLB's top story right now is about CJ Wilson
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
MLB network is good. ESPN, not so much. Thus we have to give in and pay more to get good coverage.
by Tyler is a G on May 29, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Im speaking of TV.
Even Gammons sees the errors of ESPN’s ways. He said he was retiring, then two days later went to MLB network.
by Tyler is a G on May 29, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
No, he said he was leaving ESPN.
He never said he was retiring
by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That's true.
I don’t like ESPN’s over coverage of the east coast either, but it could be worse. They do a good job of covering most of the key things.
by BrettJMiller on May 29, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LA, NY, Boston and Chicago have a lot of fans who don't live in those cities.
Hence, they’re very popular teams. It makes sense for a network to cover popular subjects.
Yeah espn and fox do tend to latch on to teams for a while
But seems to me it all has to do with winning, star players, etc.
I don’t really follow the NBA anymore, but I remember being so fucking sick of hearing about the Pistons and the Spurs.
They’re just reporting what’s the most popular at the moment.
by Karma Police on May 29, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, especially 2001
I mean the name “Ichiro” was constantly being drilled into everyone’s head 24/7. If I wasn’t a Mariners fan that would annoy the hell out of me.
by Karma Police on May 29, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
And safeco
It’s pretty much mandatory to mention how much they love Safeco every time we play at home.
by Karma Police on May 29, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats a product of their jerking the USC cock.
…..and Duke. According to ESPN the Pac 10 didn’t have a football season this year.
by Tyler is a G on May 29, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoy how this game is so boring
people are commenting about the commercials.
by Chad Johnson on May 29, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Avodart can cause tenderness of the breasts
The male breasts
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why is Reggie Willits in the stands?
Rob Johnson invented AIDS
by I Lick Squirrels on May 29, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
Nice call.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know who house is
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone shoot me
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No, Jeff. Four. Fooooooooouuuurrrrr.
Sound it out with me.
by Matthew on May 29, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No can do with the droid
Got a little excited there for a second.
by Omerta on May 29, 2010 3:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I did that from a droid.
I just opened up the regular (i.e. non-mobile) Lookout Landing page, and it auto-updated and let me rec and flag. It took a while to load, though. I guess that’s why it didn’t say “via mobile”.
Josh Wilson is CLEARLY the utility guy when Jack comes back.
I wouldn’t mind him playing twice a week.
Felix 88
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Both Felix and Weaver cannot give their teams the edge.
At most, one team can have the edge. Weaver has not given the Angels the edge, since they do not have it. If, hypothetically, the did have the edge, then Felix could not have given the Mariners the edge, since they would not have it.
Rob Johnson invented AIDS
by I Lick Squirrels on May 29, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
The United States produces about 20%, or 1.1 billion tons, of the world's coal supply—second only to China.
Coal generates about half of the electricity used in the United States.
The United States has about a 245-year supply of coal, if it continues using coal at the same rate at which it uses coal today.
The average coal miner is 50 years old and has 20 years of experience.
Coal ash, a byproduct of coal combustion, is used as filler for tennis rackets, golf balls, and linoleum.
Each person in the United States uses 3.8 tons of coal each year.
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet 8.5 inches.
The earliest railway in Great Britain was built between October 1603 and October 1604.
The steepest Cogwheel railway in the world is in Switzerland. It has a gradient of 48%.
The highest railway station in the world is at Condor in Bolivia. It is an altitude of 4,787 metres which is three and a half times higher than Great Britain’s tallest mountain.
Every time a Virgin Pendolino train brakes they return 17 percent of electricity used back to the National Grid – enough to provide power for 11,825 homes for a year or to brew 2.6 billion cups of tea.
Around 70% of train journeys taken in Great Britain either start or finish in London.
BONUS TRAIN-VOLCANO COMBO!
The only railway to go to the top of a volcano was built on Mount Vesuvius in Italy, in 1880.
38!
by joof on May 29, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Catch a few White Sox games and see what you think
by lemonverbena on May 29, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if the A on the mound is for Adenhart
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Way to go, Corco.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 29, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish Rob Johnson would die
I think he would be more useful as a symbol for the team to rally around than as an actual player
Do you hate Jared Weaver as well?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit...
*Jered.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Both Saunders and Bradley have looked terrible today
Griffey will probably be in the lineup tomorrow
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What is your point
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
My parents are at that game sitting next to a Canadian Angels fan
both rooting against the Rangers! Woo Twins!
Key message in that commercial:
If you want to avoid old age, jump out a window!
The Fox broadcast team is starting to approach the WWE's commentators as far as inability to understand irony.
You're dead to me.
Irony is what happened to Gus Grissom
Came back from space, capsule hatch possibly malfunctioned, capsule sinks after landing in ocean.
So they fix the hatches to prevent this from happening in the future. A few years layer, Grissom dies in the Apollo 1 fire cause they couldn’t open the hatch in time.
by Karma Police on May 29, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Kanekoa is growing a mustache for as long as the winning streak lasts.
Must. Win.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
I wonder if the Angels fans are getting pissed when the broadcasters are talking about how well Vlad has done
I sure hope so.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Technically, that was mostly the starter.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
they cloned the oringinal 4 times
5 MORE YEARS OF FELIX!
by Marinerfanjake on May 29, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
"I don't know if monkeys go into hibernation or some sort of sleep pattern."
Ow, my brain.
You're dead to me.
Osaka!
Wait, what are we playing?
by Eyeball Kid on May 29, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The biggest reason to hate bunting for a base hit is that it almost never works and makes the pitcher throw only one pitch.
Holy crap that shit is so annoying.
Well I suppose technically speaking we're all making history
but I was referring to him being the 1st Cub starter to go 7-0 since 1934.
To make it clear:
People are making fun of you because this has been brought up about five times in today’s gamethreads despite its complete lack of relevance.
Oh, well thanks.
Perhaps I will scan the thread in the future to make sure I’m not rehashing old material, and of course reference our LL relevance guides to not step on any toes.
Oh my God
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
It started at 1. It’s one pace to be less than three hours long.
These announcers are more dead then Dennis Hopper.
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Let's drop some knowledge in this GT right here.
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The Angel's bats are as slow as BP's efforts to clean up their oil mess.
...and now I'm here
The Mariners are about to have a Haitian earthquake of a rally next half inning.
...and now I'm here
Your comfortableness makes me slightly more comfortable
but I feel pretty uncertain overall.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 29, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
well goddamnit.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 29, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Plows through their entire lineup
and gets destroyed by one pitch.
And Sheets is starting to do well.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It won't
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Now we really need to score a run
Sweeney, power up, quick!
The Angels are made of fuck
Rob Johnson invented AIDS
by I Lick Squirrels on May 29, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
Also Milton Bradley's
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Niehaus has a good HR call for the other team, but it's different than his call for Mariners.
Kind of cool how he does that.
He's actually kind of big
“Little bitch” makes me think of Adam Rosales
by Matt Erickson on May 29, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my fucking god
I mean I hate Hawk Harrelson as much as the next sane person but at least I can actually comprehend what he’s trying to say.
These announcers should have waited to sniff paint till after the game.
Towel-over-Felix's-head time!
"I just don't understand these newfangled defensive stats. I mean, what’s a 3? Who decides what that means? It all seems pretty arbitrary to me." ---- acblue
by .Taylor on May 29, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck this noise.
I fucking hate you Mariners
For some strange reason, I'm still confident that we'll win this.
I think I need shock treatment.
Karma police, arrest this man.
I doubt Wak called that
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopie - Hero Mode On
AND WHY NO PINCH HIT WITH SWEENEY???
I see you are engrossed in this game.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats great.
His real name is just as funny!
by Tyler is a G on May 29, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Dio?
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 29, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
God I hope you're ahead of me.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 29, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh cool, I've never seen Teej
...and now I'm here
I think that man stole my bike.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Tui is awsome!
Mostly for not GIDP there. I’ll take it.
Walkoff time
Rob Johnson invented AIDS
by I Lick Squirrels on May 29, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
Wait he pinch-hit for Johnson? I missed that
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He was on deck for Johnson
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 29, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotchya
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly she's not Chinese.
...and now I'm here
This was a flied lice joke.
...and now I'm here
It's really hard for me to get too invested
when we are still actively not putting our best players in position to win.
But that's okay, because Felix can dial it up to 11.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 29, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the worst subthread in the history of Lookout Landing.
"I just don't understand these newfangled defensive stats. I mean, what’s a 3? Who decides what that means? It all seems pretty arbitrary to me." ---- acblue
by .Taylor on May 29, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Argh. I hate real answers.
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I see your joke and raise you literal interpretation
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
If it's a fight you want...
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Then you should do a better job so I don't need to pick up the slack.
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Any dead baby jokes you want to throw out here?
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What is the best thing about abortion?
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The fetus won't cry when you rape it!
...and now I'm here
What's red and crawling up your leg?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
A homesick abortion!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
We are a hilarious people.
...and now I'm here
Why leave him in at all? Our whole bullpen minus Aardsma is rested
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Oh yeah
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I would imagine Felix pushed for it.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I have good news for you...
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This game needs more Sean White
...and now I'm here
Only works when we are batting.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The towel on head play wasn't a walkoff
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice hold
Mr. League
I had a dream last night that the Kid hit a home run...
I took League to lunch with a mutual friend this summer.
He ordered a salad. Don’t ask why I paid. It was even before we traded for him. He’s good guy, typical local guy.
by Tyler is a G on May 29, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry.
He lives in Honolulu now. I had to beg my friend to ask him to go to lunch. But it was probably the first and last time I’ll get to talk to a major leaguer not in a stadium or signing.
by Tyler is a G on May 29, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hawaii news channels love the "local guys." In other words Victorino is God.
The did a great piece on Kanekoa Texiera.
by Tyler is a G on May 29, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So a no-decision for Felix, huh?
Dammit.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on May 29, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
How about we pinch-hit for Johnson first?
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I want Saunders to go back to 2009 for one at-bat
and drag-bunt to get on.
FUENTES LOOKS LIKE MARIO!!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Woo Fuentes!
Time to score some runs up in this bitch!
Rob Johnson invented AIDS
by I Lick Squirrels on May 29, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
I blame my dad for Tui's suckiness.
We were on the same Tee-ball team and my Dad was the coach…
Oh, shit yeah it is absolutely your dad's fault.
...and now I'm here
No, it's my fault
I haven’t been in the gamethreads lately and we’ve scored five or more in each game.
It's hard to learn how to take a ball
when the tee is always in the strike zone.
Sorry - I was thinking K-Rod part II was still in the game
Still, putting Sweeney in for Johnson would have been the better play
For the one PA, sure.
There’s a greater context though. Removing Rob Johnson in a low leverage PA is a waste
You get to use Mike Sweeney once.
You want to use him with no runners on base?
It would have been far better to use him for Saunders
should Johnson have reached. Read up on pinch hitting penalties and platoon splits
I don't have time to hold an entire recitation every time.
We’ve talked about these points numerous times on this website. I did my best not to dismiss you out of hand but if you choose to not educate yourself, that’s not my fault.
What's the wOBA advantage of a cold Sweeney over Johnson there?
What’s the wOBA advantage of a cold Sweeney over Saunders?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
~77 points for Sweeney over Johnson
(that’s using about 35 points of wOBA for pinch hitting penalties)
Before factoring in the platoon difference between Sweeney and Saunders, the pinch hitting penalty alone results in a difference between the two of about 42 points.
Given he has such a small MLB sample to work with, I didn’t feel comfortable figuring a wOBA for Saunders vs. LHPs (although in the last two seasons Sweeney does better vs. RHPs).
So if you can figure Sweeney will be a good 35 points better than Saunders against Fuentes (not too hard), then Sweeney should be up for Saunders.
However, putting a man on w/one out, as opposed to no outs, in the top of an extra inning in a tie game produces a WE% 10 percent lower.
Does that make up for the difference between Sweeney and Saunders? I don’t know.
So, 3 attempted bunts for base hits in the last 2 innings
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Is there chicken involved too?
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on May 29, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
There better be peanut butter involved as well.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Chone Figgins is going to hit a walkoff
...and now I'm here
He just switched back to the Angels
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Told you
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
At least then you won't witness it.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a strike?
Get the fuck out of here…
A borderline ball being called a strike?
I think I’ve seen worse.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, it absolutely was.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Great Fox announcer gem
If Ichiro gets .41 of a hit here, he’ll match his career average of hits per game today.
Ichiro is a angry guy.
I love the look on his face when he strikes out looking, its like he is burning the umps face into his mind so he can fuck him up after the game.
I don't noramally.
But he is japanese, I’m sure its pent up somewhere.
Have you seen a angry japanese? Its their nature to be polite.
I believe you're thinking of Canadians.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Everybody crap your pants.
crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap
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by CapSea on May 29, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Based on what little I have seen today?
Either I have really bad baseball karma today, or they are playing like crap.
I just realized this.
What the I don’t even..
Good call on walking Abreu
A rare good decision by Wak.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Was that even a decision?
It’s pretty much given that he/anybody would do that in this situation to set up the DP.
Whatchu talkin' about Willits.
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Yeahhh that's the point of the joke.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
No, sir, I don't like this one bit.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on May 29, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU FIGGINS YOU FUCKING DOUBLE AGENT
Rob Johnson invented AIDS
by I Lick Squirrels on May 29, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
He was a spy this whole time
it all makes sense now….
Figgins is still playing for the Angels.
by Wilder. on May 29, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Okay fucking release Figgins.
God damnit you cocksucking piece of shit you just cost us the game.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
Walk off grand slam
Fucking brilliant
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fucking figger
Rob Johnson invented AIDS
by I Lick Squirrels on May 29, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
gay earth status: fucked
I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn't.
Congrats Mariners
You found yet another way to painfully lose a game.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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He did get the grounder.
That Figgins couldn’t handle.
by magistermilitum on May 29, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually yeah
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
IT MAKES ME FEEL MUCH BETTER!
HUNTER AND MORALES HURT!!??! BAHAAHHAAHA
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't visit that site for any reason, ever.
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by CapSea on May 29, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Halos Heaven is the rectal wart of SBN.
Don’t give them site traffic.
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Kind of hard to believe that
When we are cheering when someone got hurt. I love the Mariners, but I don’t know cheering for a injury seems wrong.
You should trust me on this one.
I’m a doctor.
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Nobody cheered for an injury, we cheered when an injury happened
Big difference
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Also, Halos Heaven is the worst blog on SBN.
It is legitimately terrible.
...and now I'm here
I have insanely low standards and find Hawk Harrelson to be greatly appealing
and I think Halos Heaven is the worst thing ever
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by Corco on May 29, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Absolutely.
I particularly enjoy masochistic fanbases that mimic our own, like found at royalsreview and lonestarball.
I give some credit to Royals Review for the fact that I love Kansas City, both the city and the team
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jeez...walkoff grand slam
that’s a memory those fans will have for a lifetime
I don't know if I should be happy or sad
We lost but Angels hurt Morales (literally)
I never wish injury on any athlete...
unless they play for the Angels.
FUCK YOU, TORII.
FUCK YOU, MORALES!
BHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
I wish injury when it benefits the Mariners.
by Tyler is a G on May 29, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I never wish injury on any athlete.
But if they get injured, it feels like it’s fair game to cheer.
I am still laughing
At least he didn’t die
now its ...
a wheel off in a stretcher grand slam
by Seishi on May 29, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Bwaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
we won. You lose fuckers.
Kendry hits walk off grand slam
Hurt himself celebrating Grammatica style.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
GAME/SEASON FUCKING OVER.
Just kidding…….not really.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on May 29, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
EWWW, it was broke..you see that?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Really?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Air Cast!
That motherfucker is broken.
Bwaaaahahahahahahahahaha
It's like playing Madden in the 90's. "Oh shit, here comes the Ambulance" Ha Ha Ha
"It's a light bat"
by DHforHOF on May 29, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
We need a special thread about this cart-off grandslam.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I second this.
Complete with pictures, captions, and .gifs!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Need some GIFs ASAP!
This is simply amazing.
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by sanford_and_son on May 29, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
He booted a ball the prevoius play
Might have been a DP, would have been at least one out.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Quick question, if Figgins doesn't boot that grounder, would he have had a shot at a double play?
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
No.
We could have won if he didn’t make that error. It in no way worked out for the best.
FUCK THE MARINERS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Morales might be out for quite awhile
Which might benefit us more in the long run than one win (without doing any actual research or statistical analysis)
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Also we still probably would have lost this game
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
2 outs, runners on second and third
hardly an automatic loss. Angels may be hurt but are they going to be the real threat this year anyway? I’d take the win over this any day.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Our WE would certainly still have been well below 50%
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, that is not an automatic loss.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Where did I say automatic loss
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It also hurts the Angels.
Even if we tank, trade Lee and struggle to finish above a .450 WP, I’ll be happy if the Angels end the season in third place.
This is true. Fuck the Angels.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I HOPE TORII IS ALSO OUT WITH A BROKEN WRIST TOO!!!!
They already x-rayed, just a bruise.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If he didn't touch home, it would have been a walkoff triple, since he had aready touched third.
Though he was collapsed on home, so I’m guessing he touched it.
38!
Hey, think of it this way Figgins makes that play & they keep Morales for the rest of the year.
He’s their best power hitter, almost makes them look like us without the pitching. Now we just need Chone to VooDoo something up for Vlade.
"It's a light bat"
League
Gives up a lot of homers for a groundball guy. But gb guys tend to have a high hr/fb ratio. I think.
They said just a bruise.
X-rays were negative.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Look on the bright side....
No matter what, Kendry Morales will be having a better week than Gary Coleman.
Look on the bright side
He can’t have complications from this stage.
Morales, on the other hand could have all kinds of subsequent hospital-based horror to follow.
Could get worse still, ala, Mike Modano
Fast forward to 1:16
I fucking hate you Mariners
I remember this. Good times.
Although he was the captain of my country at one point.
by Tyler is a G on May 29, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys are a special breed
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Any team's fans ever would have celebrated about this.
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by Fuckmikereilly on May 29, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, troll.
Feel free leave and drive your Volvo around the Valley some more.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on May 29, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to think so
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by Griffin Cooper on May 29, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You went to Northeastern
The Northeastern student section organized a “chugga chugga choo choo!” chant during a hockey game against Boston University after a BU student was killed walking across train tracks.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
BU sucks
I’m not particularly opposed to your mocking of Kendry in general…you guys are just dedicated.
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by Carl Johnson on May 29, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinda looks like Aybar.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Lets see
The ones I remember were all post-season celebrations … Denny Hocking got his hand spiked in a pile, right? Peavy messed up a rib jumping up and down … didn;t jj Hardy hurt himself in a pile, too?
There was a minor leaguer who messed up his leg doing the HR leap onto home plate.
Hurt Himself....
because he’s a communist. He should be learning how to walk again in 10-12 months.
It's probably in everybody's best interests that nobody from LL reads HH and nobody from HH reads LL right now
I thought Alexi Ramirez was the cuban missile?
Does this nickname apply to any Cuban position player?

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