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by Jeff Sullivan on May 23, 2010 4:06 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Biggest Contribution: Matt Tuiasosopo, +9.6%
Biggest Suckfest: Rob Johnson, -14.8%
Most Important AB: Tui double, +13.7%
Most Important Pitch: Gonzalez single, -8.4%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -10.4%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -39.6%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
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Still struggling to find a new team to follow

The Padres seem a little “meh.”

by tait644 on May 23, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions

It's all about the Giants.

West Coast, roster built around sweet pitching, nice stadium, lack of douchebag bandwagon fans. They’ve been my NL team for years.

by Rachmaninoff on May 23, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Doesn't sound like your weekend went well.

by ThundaPC on May 23, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions

lack of douchebag bandwagon fans.

false.

With stout hearts, and with enthusiasm for the contest, let us go forward to victory. ----Hero Defector Montgomery

by mikeA on May 23, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions

I have no compelling reason but I feel myself rooting for the reds as well.

I also have started cheering for the Twins because I know a lot of Twins fans, which is a weird reason. It also helps that they’re fun to watch. Maybe I’m just a bandwagoner?

by ABQmsFan on May 23, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

What about the Rays? :(

by Decatur on May 24, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions

Fuck the Rays

by Jeff Sullivan on May 24, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions

Biggest Contribution: Matt Tuiasosopo, +9.6%

Gawd.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on May 23, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions

If Tui has your biggest contribution, you can just automatically assume that your team got blown the fuck out.

What a shit game.

Karma police, arrest this man.

by wyte_lightning on May 23, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Hooray for the old blue and orange Padres logo

by lemonverbena on May 23, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions

Because this logo sucks my balls

by lemonverbena on May 23, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions

At least you have someone

by short on May 23, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Alas, my #1 team is the Mariners

and my NL team is a distant second in my broken heart.

by lemonverbena on May 23, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Mine too

I decided to follow the Nationals a couple of years ago. This is a much more fun year for Nats fans…and Strasburg hasn’t even pitched in the bigs yet. But it’s still M’s first and foremost for me. And it’s killing me.

by short on May 23, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions

They play in camo uniforms sometimes, heh.

David Eckstein is gonna fuck you up, Niehaus. - Jeff

by the other side on May 23, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Every home Sunday

America!

by lemonverbena on May 23, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions

When does this misery end?

Following the M’s this season, I am starting to feel like I am getting kicked in the groin day after day after day.

by Henry H on May 23, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions

Our opponents are apparently very crotch-focussed

by short on May 23, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions

"focused"

by short on May 23, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I missed the game today, only saw 3 innings yesterday.

I’m not sure if I’m committing myself to withdrawal or not, but I guess I’ve lost hope that they’ll “turn things around.” Griffey got the one pinch hit so I guess he’ll be here the whole season, and Sweeney had this spurt so likewise. Meanwhile Saunders is on the bench.

ignacio

by ignacio on May 23, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions