5/2: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Matthew on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM PDT
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So much for going to work on time.
I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.
Why do they always say "sit around wait for three run homers"
I’d rather sit around and wait for grand slams, myself
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I suggest meditation.
Calms the mind
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
Never mind
I can’t listen and type at the same time apparently
Looks like we need another Rob Johnson.
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A WILD PITCH? IT BOUNCED RIGHT OFF HIS FUCKING GLOVE
THIS IS THE WORST SPORT
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Does anyone else think that this feels cliche?
I mean, we’re about to lose on about ten weak balls in play and a crucial defensive play by a guy we cut for not playing good enough defense. Seems like it’s been done.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by Corco on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Apparently
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by Griffin Cooper on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like god likes to screw with us
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
You do realize that we won a game in KC on a Jose Lopez infield double, right?
We get breaks, just not this series yet.
by drblacknwhite on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Good point.
We barely beat KC, after all! All things are equal!
The Ichiro catch was our break for the day, I think.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe, but a strong gust of wind from the baseball gods and that's a home run.
So I’d say there is a touch of luck involved with that. Not to take away from Ichiro because it definitely was brilliant.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny. I feel nothing at all
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
by EequalsMc2 on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jeff should be tracking our negative doilies.
Annoying runs scored against us, or runs we really ought to have produced, but didn’t.
.
Do a period or something like this.
by seattle_since_81 on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The best part is that after the Rangers get two runs here
We get to watch the Mariners flail at the ball for three outs.
angels fan in seattle
Depends on how many assloads.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
63 Griffey assloads?
Hell yes.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 2, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
This would be an awful trade.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Griffey and Sweeney for some BBQ?
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
Not quite
We get another chance to show off our terrible offense
Yes let's trade Cliff Lee
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by Griffin Cooper on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't fucking trade your best player if you want to get better
by Graham MacAree on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, its just a hypothetical proposition. I'm not saying we should do it.
Do you think trading Cliff Lee would hurt us worse than not getting someone who can actually drive runners in?
2-1
The score. That’s the only thing that tipped me off to the fact that I wasn’t watching a replay of Friday’s game.
I don't blame them for anything, besides being awesome.
Just doing some un-PC venting.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on May 2, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Final Fantasy XIII or keep watching...
This is truly a tough decision.
by Belom3 on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey guys I'm back
And damn if this isn’t an awesome sandwich.
by Fett42 on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Can we pair the 97 Mariners offense with this pitching please?
Get Doc Brown on the phone.
Carlos Silvelite
So I searched for the dog saving the power plant .gif and didn't find it
But I found something I’d like to drink
BAHAHA, Rob is the best
I fucking hate you Mariners
This team is fucking awful.
Rob Johnson needs to fucking go. We need a real catcher and quick. I cannot explain how much I fucking hate Rob Johsnon.
I just said that we should trade Johnson for a Dicks burger
And my grandpa said ‘might not be worth one with cheese’
Soo why are we still here you guys?
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
To plan our revenge on Rob Johnson.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
A morbid humor in boredom?
Thats pretty boring.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Every Griffer groundball to second.
Every Rob Johnson passed ball.
They at least get a chuckle.
angels fan in seattle
Looks like that short thread/ long thread question was answered.
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
Hear it's nice this time of year.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You have weird impulses to kill Jews?
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe if the entire Mariner's fanbase consistently sends mail to the Mariners front office
we can get them to dump Sweeney, Johnson, DL Griffey, etc.
Perhaps by a child in goodwill?
They can’t refuse those!
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
You can't coach heart.
You can’t coach really shitty players, either.
Captain Planet coached Heart... We just aren't trying enough.
Plus games are won by runs, not team love.
Equations can't however.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
We are definitely going to lose.
Unless we don’t.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Here's my best attempt at optimism:
Z is generally a very smart GM.
Z is watching the same thing we are.
The division is still very winnable.
Changes must be coming soon.
Right? Right?
Griffey and Swenney both blow out a knee and is on IR?
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
Gets old, doesn't it.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
What a pussy
Felix had a bad back and still pitched.
I mean really, even in top condition, Sweeney would get out anyway, right?
I’m sure he could manage that with a sore back
Nope
The suck we know is the same as the suck we don’t quite know as well.
Either way, we suck on offense
Sweeney in the dugout with a helmet and a bat
Sounds about right
I hate how the Rangers as a whole didn't play all that much better than us
And they’re leaving with a sweep.
Thank god no more rangers for a while
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
We'll just suck against other teams.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Sooner or later a rangers pitcher is going to blow out a arm
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
OH GOD HE WAS LOOSENING UP IN THE CAGE BECAUSE THEY WANTED HIM TO PH FOR JACK WILSON
I GUARANTEE IT
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
POOP!!!
I feel like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Ugh
You mean after the shit hole we're in?
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It's only the hottest team in baseball, what could go wrong?
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you for catching that home run Ichiro.
That cost me an extra 30 minutes of my life.
Was Robert the one who got Lopez that grand slam?
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
I don't want any moves to occur..I want to see the gloves come off!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Isn't Jason Bay sucking anyway.
Results based analyses sucks, but still.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
NO FUCKING FLOOR!!!!
On the bright side we are like 1 game out, with the best team in baseball coming to town.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
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by Griffin Cooper on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You are a bad person.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what's sadder. Us or the fact we're only a few games within the division
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
Best division in baseball motherfuckers.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Byrnes is nothing. I could bat .094.
That isn’t a joke.
I played baseball in college.
I’ve seen plenty of 90 mph fastballs?
Not gonna win this one, might as well stop.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
DeVry has a team?
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
by ErictheRed on May 2, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was sacarcism. I am sure you played at an accredited university.
I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...
Or New York. Try again.
Also Division 1. What’d you play?
Don't get defensive this series sucked, noones happy.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Just kidding anyway..
I’ve heard of it. Pretty cool you played there.
This argument makes no sense.
You don’t use wooden bats in college. The competition is much worse. You aren’t still playing, et cetera
I'm glad the Mariners have good clubhouse chemistry because most teams would feel bad about getting swept by a division rival in a series where they scored 4 runs total.
by JLC on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
AND AARDSMA, and, and, ah shit.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever. I'm too mad to care at the moment.
I’m out of here.
slams door
Well......Doug Fister!
If we had managed to score 2 runs today we would have won. 2 runs. Two. We don’t ask for much
Peace, Love and West Coast Hip Hop, Go Mariners!
NOBODY PANIC!
EVERYONE KEEP YOUR FUCKING COMPOSURE!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT2ae1WkuC0&feature=related
I LOST MY COMPOSURE A LONG TIME AGO!!!!
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Personally I'm done experimenting with old unathletic DH's.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I know this is a background issue compared to some of the more glaring ones, but is it time to relieve the DA of the closing duties?
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
After 2 blown saves on the season? Come on, dude. They've got bigger problems than the Aardvark blowing 2 saves.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on May 2, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not just the two, this wasn't really unexpected. Too many fly balls, etc. etc.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on May 2, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This Mets Phillies game is ridiculous, three HR's in the first inning.
I can’t imagine what it would feel like to have offense
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