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5/2: Open Game Thread, Part 2

I wonder if our team could score more runs if they literally never swung the bat. Ever.

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ReJoyce in weird strike zones!

I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.

by thehemogoblin on May 2, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

2-seam for the win?

I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...

by ErictheRed on May 2, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Drayer's poll question for today: Which is more likely to happen?

A. Guti batting title, B. Fister Cy Young, C. Lopez Gold Glove.

by drblacknwhite on May 2, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on May 2, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Longoria has the bat and the glove

Right now, Beltre’s just got the glove

by cwel87 on May 2, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

C; at least his looks sustainable.

I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.

by thehemogoblin on May 2, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our only run so far has been a doiley as well.

If it stays 1-0, the Rangers will have a taste of how we felt on Friday and Saturday only worse.

by EnglishMariner on May 2, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Saturday, maybe

There’s no way they’d feel worse than we did on friday.

by Eyeball Kid on May 2, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well even though Fister obviously isn't this good

He’s 26 and doesn’t even hit arbitration for a few years. Kickass.

by Fett42 on May 2, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He can't keep this up

but it certainly gives me hope that he can be a decent back of the rotation guy for a few years.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on May 2, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not is Rob Johnson has a .341 wOBA we don't.

That’s not borderline mediocre, especially not for a catcher.

by Aaron Campeau on May 2, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first line I have no idea.

The second line makes sense.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on May 2, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fisted, perhaps?

I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...

by ErictheRed on May 2, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people need to learn when to take a strikeout looking.

I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.

by thehemogoblin on May 2, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll give you 50% of their home runs.

Or 50% of their extra-base hits, rounded down.

I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.

by thehemogoblin on May 2, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on... I can find decent hitmen for a rack of Bud Light. Seriously.

I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.

by thehemogoblin on May 2, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 IP!

I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...

by ErictheRed on May 2, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOO CHONE!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FISTER!

by Eyeball Kid on May 2, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't we like our infield?

I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.

by thehemogoblin on May 2, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're obviously not going to replace the left-handed part of that platoon.

If we do, we’re obviously going to put Bradley at DH and put in Langerhans or Saunders in left.

Maybe I shouldn’t say “obviously,” given this year’s developments.

I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.

by thehemogoblin on May 2, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point about there being a lack of space for Gordon still stands.

I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.

by thehemogoblin on May 2, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll cash in on his defensive reputation!

I cannot believe that’s sort of not a joke.

Hey remember the speculation that we hoped moving Lopez to 3B would increase his trade value because he might show he’s able to play multiple positions?

by Matthew on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do!

And I still think he’s likely to be traded.

by Aaron Campeau on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't the cost be really high to just stuff him in Tacoma though?

I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.

by thehemogoblin on May 2, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not.

The Royals obviously don’t like him.

by Aaron Campeau on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like fast players on base.

I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...

by ErictheRed on May 2, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Acblue, you just don't understand baseball.

Maybe if you spent a little more time on the diamond and a little less time in your mom’s basement, you’d get it.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm going to gut you like a goddamned fish

for saying this to my frie— Oh. I get it. You’re making fun of the fact that his parents don’t have a base—- wait — I’m still going to gut you like a goddamned fish, you GIF WIELDING BASTARD.

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on May 3, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Triple play would have been the worst thing. That was the second worst thing to happen.

by Wilder. on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like At Bat's / Game Day's batting info on Lopez.

Loves to face: 4-seam Fastball
Hates to face: Fastball

by stredarts on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

At least that wasn't a triple play?

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOPEZ

Why do you hate it when our team is doing well?

by Fireball309 on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Still

Except for his grand slam earlier this year, I havent enjoyed Lopez playing. The only player I dislike more is Tui.

by Fireball309 on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has been awesome in the field!

Come on now, struggling at the plate, but just a tad unfounded.

by Limerickx on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, his fielding has been great

But he needs to hit just a titch better for me not to dislike him.

by Fireball309 on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please DA.

Close the case without theatrics!

by Ender15 on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed.

I can’t actually see them on the MLB.tv but they’re on ESPN Player all the bloody time.

by Eyeball Kid on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're a regular detective, mattlock!

I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.

by thehemogoblin on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, sorry about that.

In complete seriousness, where is the line between inane and not inane? It seems like a lot of inane happens on these threads. Though I do remember your post about cutting down on the comments in the game threads, and that would definitely include comments like mine.

by Matt Erickson on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no line

but that wasn’t part of any subthread and nobody cares about someone else’s post count

by Matthew on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the panic now.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That only requires that he walk near the mound.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 2, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it David

I can throw a changeup.

At least fucking learn one to keep them honest.

by craig3410 on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.

You're dead to me.

by Goose on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go!

Thanks for the call ump. Oh joy Michael Young!

by Ender15 on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Good question.

I was for the first few games of the season, but then they weren’t on for a few days so I kind of gave up.

by zeeehjee on May 2, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a strike and we are quite probably boned.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

When I die of a heart attack, Aardsma,

I’m having my estate fucking sue you for damages.

by craig3410 on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by E-Lizz on May 2, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BS

What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

by rickpo on May 2, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM

WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT THAT BLOWING EASY RUN SCORING OPPORTUNITIES WOULD HURT US

My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed

by Griffin Cooper on May 2, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the part where we get swept.

And I’m not watching it.

You're dead to me.

by Goose on May 2, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Newsflash: Everything is still horrible.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This is true.

I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.

by thehemogoblin on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DA is stupid.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

POOR DOUG FISTER

LOOK AT HIS FACE DA. LOOK AT HIS FACE AND SEE HOW YOU FAILED HIM

by TWownsU on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Does that count as redemption at all?

I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.

by thehemogoblin on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever

Just hit a walkoff

by ThundaPC on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

We'll get a run

… Next week! Hey-oh!

by katal on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Next time Fister gets to pitch the 9th.

I don’t care what his pitch count is at the time.

by drblacknwhite on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm gonna call it here and now.

If we don’t walk off next inning, we lose the game

by Allen Wu on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So we haven't hit a home run since last Sunday

Now would be a good time for our weekly home run.

by Gihyou on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD I HATE YOU ELVIS

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Byrnes is now hitting below the Byrnes Line

What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

by rickpo on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Aardsma gave up a run.

The first batter walked and stole 2nd base. Then Young struck out. Next batter singled home the run.

by seattle_since_81 on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Rob Johnson walks here, we will pinch-hit for Jack Wilson and no runs will be scored.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

And thank goodness we managed to avoid that.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

All aboard the extra inning train!

I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...

by ErictheRed on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Rob Johnson has hit the ball hard.

I will temporarily stop ripping on his offense.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

But that will destroy the evidence!

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Routine GB for a hit

meanwhile our last two LDs have been right at someone

by tait644 on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't the team look kind of "hangdog"?

That looks like the prevailing chemistry to me. Hopeless looks on their faces,

ignacio

by ignacio on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Just came in, Doesn't seem like we miss much did we?

I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus

by EequalsMc2 on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It's like a "choose your own adventurer" novel

that always leads to the same ending.

I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...

by ErictheRed on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

always ended up in that damn alligator pit.

by Omerta on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiros got it

I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus

by EequalsMc2 on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that terrified me

We’ve gotta get it done this inning. Seriously.

My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed

by Griffin Cooper on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew.

I thought that line drive was going to touch down.

by Wilder. on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Griffey Sighting? Nahhh

I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus

by EequalsMc2 on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Griffey needs more ABs, to reach that 650 HR goal

by 2015

I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...

by ErictheRed on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im suprised those fan comments don't mention griffey or sweeney

I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus

by EequalsMc2 on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ICHIRO IS UP.

Pretend he’s Mariano Rivera.

by E-Lizz on May 2, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH

I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus

by EequalsMc2 on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS A STRIKE

I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus

by EequalsMc2 on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I see that Jen wants us to have a fun-filled season.

Darien is encouraging some “Sodo Mojo”, and Mike reminds us that our starting pitching has been exceptional.

I love these scrolling fan-text comments.

by katal on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Katal, they forgot the damn hyphen between fun and filled.

COMPOUND MODIFIERS NEED TO BE COMPOUNDED!

I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.

by thehemogoblin on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figgens bomb coming up

Then a Guti double to bring him home.

by Sam Regens on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Ehh

I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus

by EequalsMc2 on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

What do you consider a “bomb” in baseball?

by Wilder. on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe he is saying

that Figgy is incapable of hitting a walk-off

by yessirrr on May 2, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figgins

He has been in the league for years now. They show his name on the screen. It is sewn onto the back of his jersey. F-I-G-G-I-N-S

by Aaron Campeau on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Better than...you know

I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus

by EequalsMc2 on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fries?

I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus

by EequalsMc2 on May 2, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like them

as much as I like The Wave.

by zeeehjee on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not gonna lie, I kind of like the wave

I don’t like it when it goes around 10 times or when I miss important events and people need to give up when they try to start it 18 times but there is something about the wave that makes me smile.

by Edgar for Pres on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And figgy walks.

I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus

by EequalsMc2 on May 2, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMNIT

I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus

by EequalsMc2 on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you horseface

Fucking David Murphy bullshit

by cwel87 on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Should we even be surprised anymore?

This series is like some sort of cruel torture experiment

by Gihyou on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

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