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5/13: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Michael Saunders, Ryan Langerhans, and Ichiro are good. Rob Johnson is the absolute God damned worst player of all time and I would take pleasure in gutting him.

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Ichi-Bombs make me very happy

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Let's gut Rob Johnson....together.

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Like in "Mr. Brooks."

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

In that case

We’d round up all the pitchers ever to have a fastball down the middle dropped by Rob Johnson

by BrownL on May 13, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why must our big $ free agent acquisitons (except Ichiro) suck

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

I always have stupid things to say that don’t get posted in time.

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by JY on May 13, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched it recently with a friend.

It’s still kind of awesome, because you realize Deep Roy is the snail rider, but then you look up Wikipedia or IMDB to figure out what the kid’s mother’s name is and you feel like you’ve been used.

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by JY on May 13, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I laugh at Blowers making excuses for Johnson.

“He’s not using a 1B glove.” What? Everyone else uses a catcher’s mitt and seems just fine. I much prefer Sims’ honestly, he will call a player out.

by refuse2lose2010 on May 13, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT LAUNDRY?

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

You're dead to me.

by Goose on May 13, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

He is

Hopefully this will get him back in his groove.

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

SWEENEY BOMB!

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Uh what?

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

SWEENDOG

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by JY on May 13, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY, ADMIT: You are a Mariners fan. Get it over with.

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

He already did?

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by JY on May 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, somebody hide this subthread.

Or at least install spoiler tags.

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by JY on May 13, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do skip out on quite a bit.

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bhahahahah

Rec’d for innocent ignorance.

by Wilder. on May 13, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

Worst Mariner to hit a homerun.

by w00tah on May 13, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Greg Dobbs is the only Mariner to his a home run in his first at-bat.

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by JY on May 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn't cheap either.

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by JY on May 13, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

And now Lopez gets a hit?

Geeze.

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Cleanup hitter!

Too bad the bases were already clean.

by Wilder. on May 13, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Good lord

I’ve never been so angry at a home run being hit by a Mariner in my life.

by seiferguy on May 13, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

KE VIN MILL WOOD

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

by Eyebrows on May 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

And he's caught stealing

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

SWEENEY!

It sure feels good to have a DH.

by mvjournal on May 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Worst Hit and Run of the year!

An automatic strike, Lopez out with no contact. unbelievably dumb.

by refuse2lose2010 on May 13, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

It has some competition.

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by JY on May 13, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunatlely yes.

They all seem so obvious to me. I’m not sure there is an optimal hit-and-run situation that I would actually approve of.

by refuse2lose2010 on May 13, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not everything is coming up Millhouse.

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by JY on May 13, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang it

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN TEJADA!

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

I love it when "Felix does it to Tejada."

Nice one Sims.

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by kzuudj on May 13, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

So...what happens when Milton gets back?

Because if Colome is still on this team and Saunders isn’t, well that would just be plain ridiculous.

by Mariner Melee on May 13, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Sullivan to Johnson (as seen in the Rock)

“I’m going to take pleasure in guttin’ you, boy!”

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Saunders!

Let’s go Rainiers!

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by kzuudj on May 13, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU SAUNDERS!

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Bye bye Kevin

FAIL!

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

FIVE RUNS.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS. OR FEET.

by Ender15 on May 13, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

So when Milton comes back

Milton to DH, Saunders in LF, Langerhans 4th OFer? and hugging tandem to the far end of the bench?

by seattlesundevil on May 13, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Let's just say

a) we don’t know
b) this would be a nice problem to have for a change, rather than NOBODY CAN HIT AAAAAUUUUGGHHH

by eponymous_coward on May 13, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

since you want to rosterbate...

how do you propose they keep Saunders, Bradley, Langerhans, Griffey and Sweeney on the roster when Jack Wilson comes back off the DL?

Oh, you must have meant the far end of the bench down at Alki Park. Gotcha.

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

rosterbating=

“when milton comes back”

I didn’t say I was chastising you for rosterbating. I am a chronic rosterbater, myself. But you added a player to the roster and kept his replacement, and didn’t explain how to do it.

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know that, and I know that...

you actually expect them to do that? (and the original rosterbater kept both designated huggers in his “when Milton comes back” scenario)

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those are guys we already have.

I thought ‘bating is more of a "why don’t we trade our shitty players for these good ones" kind of thing — things that are highly unlikely to happen. Milton’s coming back.

by Teej on May 13, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don't see the mystery here

Playing with your roster = rosterbation.

Also unlikely to happen = Milton coming back, Griffey and Sweeney on the bench and Saunders AND Langerhans on the team, unless one of them can be the backup shortstop as well.

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chone....

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

God!

Get Figgins out of the 2 hole!

by Ender15 on May 13, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

The first game I went to this season

I was torn between buying a Guti jersey and a Figgins jersey. Man did I dodge a bullet on that one.

by Rollo Tomasi on May 13, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Wade Davis and Austin Jackson are probably the current favorites.

Not much after them, unless Justin Smoak starts hitting or Cleveland decides to call up Carlos Santana.

by schismatix on May 13, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

CONDOR OF THE YEAR

Voted in by the Audubon society.

by voltron27 on May 13, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I can't speak for everyone else,

but I am watching the Mariners on gameday. We are winning and there was an Ichiblast.

by Slow Country on May 13, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

FELIX!

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Also

McPherson Career wOBA: .323
Brandon Wood Career wOBA: .224

HAHAHAHAHA

by Eyebrows on May 13, 2010 11:40 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

They have Izturis

Stop saying silly things.

by Eyebrows on May 13, 2010 11:41 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm fine keeping Chone, thanks

he won’t hit this bad, and even if he does hit just a little bit better, he still has a lot of value.

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of!

He moved to Chicago like five years ago or something. He was one of the earlier members of the M’s blogosphere, around the same time as the Bremertonians from what I remember.

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by JY on May 13, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hehehe

Sims: “The Mariners have hit three home runs. REPEAT. The Mariners have hit three home runs!”

50!

by joof on May 13, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Going into this series

The Os and Ms were the bottom two in MLB in HRs.

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um, no?

Astros and Mariners have been the bottom two for a while. The O’s have 31 dingers, more than double the Mariners’ total.

by harkening on May 13, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

My bad

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

They've lengthened Felix' leash this year right?

Any way of know his average pitch count per game this year vs last?

by voltron27 on May 13, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

103.2 this year

106.9 last year. But 96.7 through his first seven starts.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 13, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow! One minute reply!

Did you even have to look this up? Color me impressed.

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 13, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

No worries

Easy popup.

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

21k fans

How many of those are kids getting in for cheap…

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

A League of our own

Coming in.

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I like the nickname "Ponyhawk"

For his haircut and thusly the man himself. I made it up myself but I don’t think anyone else is going to use it.

by RunningFool on May 13, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Corey Patterson hit a home run off a Mariner.

It’s to weep.

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

So I was going to fill out the All Star ballot, but it's too early.

Do we have any all-stars on this team? Ichiro, Guti, Felix, Lee, Fister, League.

by refuse2lose2010 on May 13, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

hell yeah!

Ichiro, Gutierrez better get voted in if the Mariners have fans at all. Lee, Felix and Fister will all have outside shots.

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck Rob!

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Remember: Rob Johnson is Felix's favorite catcher.

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Here come the Os

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Felix isn't getting a victory today.

Calling it right now.

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes I am.

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Told you

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be sure not to eat the fortune cookie the next time you get Chinese takeout.

I’m just saying, is all. I have a bad feeling about it.

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I'm the only one who can predict the future around here, it seems.

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently I can't.

Had no idea. “Our meme?” Hard to tell when people are serious around here.

I feel completely out of the loop, here, and I hate being put out of the loop, so I’ll stop.

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Told you

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I WISH ROB JOHNSON WAS FUCKING DEAD

I’M NOT EVEN WATCHING THE GAME THOUGH HOW BAD WAS IT

My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed

by Griffin Cooper on May 13, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

I AM FROM THE FUTURE AND I DO NOT BEAR GOOD NEWS

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh man, life is terrible again.

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by JY on May 13, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

No luck.

2010 Safeco Field Record: 0-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4

by Fin on May 13, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

So is the team.

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by JY on May 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate to say that I told you so, but...

…aw fuck who am I kidding. This is pretty funny again!

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 11:55 AM PDT reply actions  

I'll stop. I'm not happy either, trust me.

I feel like William Tell, or Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet, pulling mussels from a shell.

by esoteric on May 13, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good news!

Thanks to Fangraphs, we know that this is what we call a ‘meltdown’

by pmc47 on May 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Brandon League an all star?

Who the fuck was the assclown who said that?

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Brandon League

Gives up a lot of homers for a groundball guy. Bad luck on FB/HR? And bad luck on guys getting on-base on K’s too.

by wobatus on May 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Looked like good hitting there.

That pitch was way off the plate according to Gameday.

by Wilder. on May 13, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

But his career rate is 17.6% HR/FB. That’s kinda freakishly high. And he tops 10% year after year. He isa groundballer, but has bad luck on any balls up, I suppose.

by wobatus on May 13, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck happened

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

and Sean White

and underusing Shawn Kelley, and David Aardsma as well. There’s no excuse for David Aardsma to have less appearances than Brandon League.

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

sss?

are you saying that’s why League has more appearances than Aardsma? Surely, you’re joking. And if I needed a big strikeout, I’m still going to Aardsma. Every. Single. Time.

(By the way, how do the numbers look now?)

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

If I want a big strikeout I’m going straight to League and that splitter of his.

by Eyeball Kid on May 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Further:

I don’t see much of a difference between the two. They’re both solid relievers who, like every reliever, are going to have awful days.

by Teej on May 13, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's May 13...

David Aardsma, your best reliever a year ago, has seen two appearances so far this month. That’s not acceptable.

Further, Brandon League has pitched now, 7 times. Even if you think League is better, there’s something wrong in that ratio.

If I want a big strike out, I’m going to Aardsma and his 9 K/9 vs League at 5.5 K/9. And before you start screaming small sample size crap, it gets worse when you go to previous years.

Not sure what you guys want, but less League and White and more Aardsma and Kelley will balance out the workload and put the better pitcher on the mound more often.

If you have justification for League working practically every other day while Aardsma gets entire series off, I’d love to hear it.

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reason it gets worse as you go further back is because he didn't have the most unhittable pitch in baseball in his arsenal until recently.

Brandon League is definitely the best reliever on this team and David Aardsma in Camden Yards would not be pretty, what with his extreme flyball tendencies.

What happened today was a big surprise but I’d have almost been expecting it with Aardsma.

by Eyeball Kid on May 13, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really get the tone, but anyway . . .

I’m only responding to your comment that it’s “inexcusable” that League has pitched more than Aardsma.

David Aardsma was our best reliever last year. Brandon League was not on the team last year. Brandon League is just as good, if not better. I just don’t see the big deal in using a good reliever more than a different good reliever. Sure it’s not perfectly efficient, but we all know Wak saves his closer for save situations, just like pretty much every other manager. It’s not ideal, but this team has so many problems that I can’t for a second get worked up about a good reliever pitching too much.

by Teej on May 13, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I hate Lopez lazily hacking at the first pitch last inning. NO LEAD IS BIG ENOUGH YOU LAZY FUCK!!!!

Not that the blame doesn’t fall squarely on League, who also might have assumed victory and didn’t bring his best.

by refuse2lose2010 on May 13, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Whats with the language on here?

Is it really necessary to swear all the time? Do the people running this site monitor this or just allow anyone to say whatever they want?

by ajs8026 on May 13, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

GTE

Game Thread Emotion

by Wilder. on May 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on May 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Swearing is practically mandatory here

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Ryan wears LangerHanes

Existence is tautological.

by .Taylor on May 13, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

If he hadn't gone to League and the M's blew it

You’d be bitching that he didn’t go to League.

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on May 13, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back spasms.

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by JY on May 13, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes a 4-6-3 DP

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by JY on May 13, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, yes, getting Rob Johnson out of there is good

HOWEVER GRIFFEY SUCKS GIGANTIC PURPLE ELEPHANT TESTICLES

by Smegmalicious on May 13, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed most of the game due to classes in the morning..

But it looks like it was pretty good until Rob Johnson probably let a past ball like usual and now we’re gonna lose according to the comments.

by TWownsU on May 13, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, we need Tui for... something.

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by JY on May 13, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAUNDERS

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on May 13, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro time

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel sick

I’ve felt sick for a while now

by Smegmalicious on May 13, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I-CHIRO I-CHIRO I-CHIRO!

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Josh Wilson you slow fucker!

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That was fucking retarded.

Our third base coach is fucking retarded.

by TWownsU on May 13, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you really think that was close?

He seemed out by a mile there. A whole 5280 feet.

by Kirk on May 13, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was dumb to wave him around because of how close Patterson was playing

but the throw was offline enough and Wilson fast enough that he got about five feet away from making it.

by Matthew on May 13, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Five feet is a whole human body or about two steps.

I don’t think he could have made it. Brumley made a terrible decision since that would have only tied the game.

by Kirk on May 13, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the throw was made I thought he was out by a lot.

But then Weiters made a nice catch, block of the plate and tag to finish the game. I hope Rob Johnson was watching and taking lots of notes.

by ABQmsFan on May 13, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL BRUMLY? And screw Patterson!

Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...

by SeaKoala on May 13, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Motherfucker.

At this point, nothing suprises me.

by angrypachyderm on May 13, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU MIKE BRUMLEY

YOU JUST FUCKING COST US THE GAME. YOU"RE FUCKING WORSE THAN GRIFFEY AND SWEENEY AND ANGEL HERNANDEZ AND MIKE REILLY COMBINED. GO DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE YOU FUCKING CUNT.

FUCK THE MARINERS!

by Fuckmikereilly on May 13, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

WHY DOES BRUMLEY SEND EVERYONE?!

WE WOULD’VE HAD THE GOD DAMN BASES LOADED WITH A PATIENT HITTER UP AGAINST A GUY WHO CAN’T THROW STRIKES

by BrettJMiller on May 13, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Similarly, why was there a hit and run earlier

with Langerhans hitting – Langerhans. The team’s been bad, but the management is making it worse.

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on May 13, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So should I break out the scotch for this loss?

Or will beer be enough?

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

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MIKE BRUMLEY IS THE WORST PERSON EVER

by I Lick Squirrels on May 13, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I dont' do illegal drugs

Now alcohol yes.

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there was ever a time I wanted that stuff....

Alcohol works too, but these damn early games make you go through it sober.

by refuse2lose2010 on May 13, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

It was a good throw.

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't stop Saunders...

from only taking one pitch when not one of them looked like a strike. Who knows what Figgins does, but Wilson had no chance to score there with Patterson in shallow left field.

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

Brumley sent him when even a poor throw only makes it close.

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell are you talking about?

Saunders isn’t as patient as Figgins so that comparison is moot right from the start and secondly, the pitches Saunders swung at were reasonably close to the zone.

by Matthew on May 13, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't comparing anybody

Just not trying to tell the future, just as Mike Brumley shouldn’t have (if that was what he was doing when he sent him).

Saunders went up there and swung at the second pitch from a guy that couldn’t find the strike zone against the remains of Junior Griffey… and started him off with a ball. I’m not saying Figgins would have done that, I’m just saying any manager worth his ass would have instructed a player to take a couple pitches.

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figgins' lack of hitting may well have equaled a bases loaded walk

If Bumley was thinking about it then he’s even more of a fucking idiot than he first seemed.

by Eyeball Kid on May 13, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the season over?

After this loss I really want to cry. This team makes me so angry. Fire that stupid cow Brumly too.

Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...

by SeaKoala on May 13, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fire them all

Except our pitching coach.

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 outs, .180 hitter coming up.

Those are reasons, maybe not good ones, but Brumley has his own methods over there and seems to justify sending them more than holding them.

by refuse2lose2010 on May 13, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they keep getting thrown out

in baseball, making outs is bad, so we should try to avoid making them on the bases. This is because we only get three (3) outs per inning and they are a valuable resource which Mike Brumley SHOULD NOT WASTE SO FUCKING CASUALLY.

by seattlebruin on May 13, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, a little miscommunication here I think.

I am not a Brumley fan. When I said he can justify sending people through his methods, that was a criticism of his methods. If you’ve seen the spring training video of him describing his system he developed, it’s pretty annoying. He says he has developed his own system for evaluating the defense and game situation. Which, apparently, goes against conventional baseball wisdom sometimes. I don’t think this is the worst send, but it was so shallow that a good throw wasn’t necessary (which is a bad time to go).

by refuse2lose2010 on May 13, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Brumley...

thought for a second Wilson had a high chance of success in scoring there, they should reassign him immediately. He’s cost this team more wins than Cockrell.

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah they do.

Matt Wieters, Adam Jones, etc. make Bmore fans delusional each spring. Trust me I followed the O’s for 27 years until I moved out here and started following the M’s. it went from a crotch kicking, to an eye gouging.

by Poulsbo Lumberjax on May 13, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the Os have a title

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don't think hopes should run as high in the AL East.

They are worse than the M’s, and we have the worse division. However the M’s discover ways to lose everyday, so maybe the O’s actually finish with a better record. This is like the regression from last year, when our run differential was negative but we were over .500

by refuse2lose2010 on May 13, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They get it worse than we do

Also there are more than two teams in baseball.

by Jeff Sullivan on May 13, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to Baseball!

Logs of wacky stuff can happen over a 162 game season.

by urchman on May 13, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes

I have watched thousands of MLB games over the years and this is nowhere near the craziest I’ve ever seen.

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 homers, Felix Day, Loss.

Slumps hurt, but we all have to stick with the team because the good times feel better after the doldrums.

by refuse2lose2010 on May 13, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Amen.

It sucks but sticking with them will pay off one day. Just not sure when that day will be…

by bomdal on May 13, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my God, it's starting to finally sink in.

We just lost a series to the Baltimore Orioles. This season is over.

by angrypachyderm on May 13, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GIVE US OUR WIN BACK BALTIMORE!

FUCK THIS SHIT!

God Wilson was out the moment he left second base.

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on May 13, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

League

25 HR/133 FB in his career. 18.8%. The home runniest groundballer on the planet it seems.

by wobatus on May 13, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Brumley needs to die.

Also, Saunders needs to hit third.

MIKE BRUMLEY IS THE WORST PERSON EVER

by I Lick Squirrels on May 13, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

God damnit.

Shouldn’t of lost today. How fucking demoralizing.

by Ender15 on May 13, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Over the course of a season, how much should you notice a 3rd base coach?

Honestly, probably less than 5 times, right? We’re on pace to openly question Brumley’s decision-making like 30 times this season. If he does his job, you shouldn’t even notice he’s there. Any valid reason why he shouldn’t be let go? Shit, Byrnes got cut for being an idiot and not performing. Same standards should apply for coaches.

by hova9 on May 13, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

30 times this week practically

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it seems like Brumley is trying to make a name for himself, when his job is not to get noticed.

If they had Rob Johnson at catcher, then I would send him all day, because Rob is going to drop the ball or lay down a shitty tag.

by refuse2lose2010 on May 13, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DIDN'T WAK PUT IN MOORE AS A DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT FOR ROB

IF HE WAS GOING TO JUST PINCH-HIT FOR HIM ANYWAYS?!? ARGGGGH!

Got my sig stolen

by Coach Owens on May 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Christ people.

I know the loss is upsetting but why do people seem so eager to abandon all reason for the sake of emoting all over the place?

by Matthew on May 13, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant that if he was going to pinch-hit for Rob.

If he doesn’t believe that Rob is the better hitter, what’s the point of him even being on the team?

Got my sig stolen

by Coach Owens on May 13, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then fire Wak.

Because anyone can see that Rob is horrendous behind the plate. And if they’re really calling pitches from the dugout, that takes away Rob’s best “quality”.

Got my sig stolen

by Coach Owens on May 13, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who said that they were calling pitches from the dugout?

Moore is also pretty bad behind the plate and it’s pretty obvious as well. I just don’t see much of a difference between the two except Moore is really, really struggling to do anything offensively at the plate. At least Rob is walking.

by Kirk on May 13, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't Jeff and, like, Matthew and stuff agree that was probable?

With that whole comparison of fastballs thrown and stuff?

Got my sig stolen

by Coach Owens on May 13, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because it's probable doesn't mean it is happening.

Rob and Moore both came up in the same organization too. They both learned from the same coaches or a least similar coaches. They could have very similar game calling strategies.

by Kirk on May 13, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if they aren't calling it from the bullpen,

I thought one of the main reasons was the language barrier as well? Moore speaks English, he can actually catch the ball and he’s not any worse of a hitter. There’s still no spot whatsoever for Rob on this team.

Got my sig stolen

by Coach Owens on May 13, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is because that limits flexibility the next inning.

I know Griffey sucks and all but he can walk sort of still and you can’t pinch hit Moore when you’ve already taken out Johnson. Also, Moore is pretty bad a defense too from what I’ve seen.

by Kirk on May 13, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But there's no need for that inning (possibly)

if Adam Moore catches that ball when Jones struck out.

Got my sig stolen

by Coach Owens on May 13, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Griffey...

just walked… which is about his upside, at this point. Johnson could have done that, too.

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by jameslcrockett on May 13, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saunders is keeping me sane

With the realization that we’ll get some talent for Lee. And even if those guys take a trip to the Moon tomorrow we still have Pineda!

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on May 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

So have we decided whether the GS was FI yet?

FSN didn’t seam to replay it from a good angle to tell.

by EnglishMariner on May 13, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He might have caught it

But it was over the fence so its hard to call it fan interference.

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by skywaker9 on May 13, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure it was legit

Should definitely have been reviewed, though.

by Eyeball Kid on May 13, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I'm at work and had been listening to the game and now ...

…. I just don’t want to do anything but cry and not do work.

by Ender15 on May 13, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

We need a Miguel Cabrera type player to make the playoffs.

This team just pisses me off. The bullpen is only good when we are losing.

by refuse2lose2010 on May 13, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

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