Amazing
by Jeff Sullivan on May 1, 2010 6:51 PM PDT
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PrintWent to the corner convenience store. Bought some beer. This was my change.
Mike, I literally have $5 with your name on it if you do the honorable thing.
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I'd be careful from now on
you’re obviously being followed.
by mark2 on May 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You can fold up a dollar bill just the right way,
and it says “Tits of America”.
http://tinyurl.com/2c4woxm
by dkulich on May 1, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have some calculator tricks that you guys would just love
by DrunkAmerican on May 1, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you Flo from Progressive?
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club
by Two Rs and Two Ls on May 1, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Do not tell this to Adam at LSB.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on May 2, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
For an equally useful warning, you could have said:
Do not carve this into an oak tree and mail it to Marlon Wayans.
did you hear about...
…the agnostic dyslexic atheist? He stayed awake all night wondering if there’s a dog.
I'll respond on the premise that I'm posting about vocabulary, not religion:
Would’t that just be an agnostic dyslexic?
Do you have a belief system in your beer?
I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.
Sweeney > Sexson, Bloomquist, Spezio, Ect.
It has been worse after all.
by Nobody Anonymous on May 1, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
I would trade Mike Sweeney for Willie Bloomquist in a hot minute.
Neither one can hit, but Sweeney can’t run or play the field either.
The honorable thing...
would be to pull off a ritualistic sacrifice with himself and Griffey.
I'd be fine with a ritual sacrifice of his hamstrings.
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on May 2, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Coach you are less a nerd and more a humunoid version of Pete-The Repeat Parrot who gets fixated on things for two months at a time.
For example you are now fixated on Starcraft II.
by Robert on May 2, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Ancillary benefit of a Sounders scarft part two
Making a noose of it and trying to convince your seat neighbor to do the right thing and just pull it.
... we can believe in.
I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.
by thehemogoblin on May 2, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, Sweeney was in the lineup an hour ago
But was just scratched with a stiff back, according to Stone. C’mon DL stint.
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