4/6: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2010 9:14 PM PDT
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Nice job Lowe.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 6, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
That was just an unfair inning thrown by Lowe.
Pure dominance.
Great D!
Once again, Kotch’s glove is impressing me!
HEY GUYS THE JOKE HERE IS THAT THE TACO GUY IS STONED?
That means he smokes marihuana! GET IT
No. Explain it to me.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 6, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't be the only one who hasn't figured it out.
I’ll put it in a FanShot tomorrow.
Geico Commercials are approaching repugnance.
Assuming I spelled repugnance right.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 6, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Are we going to lead the league in double plays?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Kotchman: Great offense one night
Great defense the next. Now he needs to put them both together on the same night.
On the 15 day DL I believe
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 6, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I smell Milton Bradley dinger....
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 6, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Combination of salty and sweet.
...and now I'm here
Apparently I'm just smelling something else.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 6, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
WE'RE NOT COMMENTING FAST ENOUGH
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I can list every single milepost on every single state highway in Washington and tell you what sign is at said milepost in reverse numerical order in single post increments if you would like
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Our team is so fucking annoying
...and now I'm here
And the Oakland fans boo...
Come on now, the Raiders are still months away…
It's the proper pronunciation.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 6, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I understand that and respect his attempt-but it still drives me nuts.
Kind of like Eyebrows and Jon Miller’s proper belTRAY thing.
Gutierrez is faster than I thought. How sexual. How sexual indeed.
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
by BRKLN M'S on Apr 6, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The WE chart is a perfect heart-beat chart
(I don’t actually know the correct term for those heart-beat chart things)
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Yes. That thing.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
oh jesus please let milton get a hit
i cant watch this
I swear to God if he GIDP...
I will personally remove him from the lineup…
Give it time.
He’s understandably on edge starting this season. And it’s two games.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 6, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh,
it is the beginning of the season.
"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki
Yes, two games is a perfect sample to decide someone is done.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
during his at bat
the oakland radio guys said he’s “off to a slow start” or something like that
at the time he was, what, 0-6?
seems damn early
We should trade for Ross Gload.
He would come through in the clutch.
We gonna have a Kanekoa sighting?
Dang Kotch. Too bad it was right at em.
Angie...
Is seriously Bret Boone with a wig on… TELL ME I’M WRONG!
Now they're asking Krueger's opinion DURING the game?
Come on
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
If Kreuger's hair could talk, I would totally listen.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I can't even take this game anymore
somehow a tie game against a division rival in the bottom of the 9th just isnt that exciting when in oakland
IT'S TEIXEIRA TIME
No, not that Teixeira.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Perspective: Ian Snell SP Game tied 1-1. I'll take it.
We need a bit of offense!
Can we somehow dupe the Yankees?
And sneak-trade the Teixeiras? Even though they are spelled differently, maybe the Yanks won’t notice…
Hey, they look a lot alike…
But if he goes 0-4 tomorrow
I would re consider
Sorry...
would “HAHAHAHHAHA” work?
Yankee Hater.
by Ef the yankees on Apr 6, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That beard is freaking awesome.
His first name being Kanekoa pretty much guarantees that I love him.
I'm not liking how this rookie debut is going.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Nice throw noodle arm.
Impersonating Chad Pennington.
He is the spy!
From Oakland!
Yankee Hater.
by Ef the yankees on Apr 6, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Robert on Apr 6, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Well this is disappointing.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
What a pussy ass way to win a game. At least we didn't use our best pitchers, WAK
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
Come on, get a strikeout!
SHOW THOSE BULLPEN FUCKERS.
Not a fan of this bullpen management!
by Poochie on Apr 6, 2010 9:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Is this one of those situations that a IBB is actually a good idea?
Seeing as the A’s only need any type of hit and there’s only one out.
I think I'm going to turn this off now.
Send this guy back to the Yankees.
Why the fuck do you do a pitchout in that situation?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
If they're running a suicide squeeze, the runner on third is gone.
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Apr 6, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This might be an unintentional intentional walk
Pretty much just pitch around and see if he swings at junk…
If we don't get a DP I'm going to break things.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I think you need to ask this a few more times.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 6, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That's exactly what I was thinking
Yankee Hater.
by Ef the yankees on Apr 6, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
CLUTCH
Kanekoa Texeira has proven to me that it exists.
Me heart
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Ugh. Don't walk in the loss, dude.
Don’t be that guy.
THROW IT OVER THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE PLATE AND LET GUTZ CATCH IT AT THE TRACK
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
PLEASE GOD NO WALKOFF WALK
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I think I have to close my eyes.
Fuck the Angels
Texiera's etymology if Portuguese and most specifically Portuguese of Jewish descent.
So suck my left one sunshine.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Stop trolling and being a dick.
It’s annoying when you do it at FG, it’s annoying when you do it here.
Or abender to stop trying to be a doctor.
by DrunkAmerican on Apr 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus.
When I (of all people) tell you to shut the FUCK up, you should take note.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
When asked to respect the site rules you acted like a petulant twat and proceeded to try to pick fights.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No unwarranted hostility is a site rule
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
If you think that was bad (it was an atymology joke for Christ's sake)
you should really leave now.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If something is funny, it doesn't bother me.
When Jeff makes comments, it’s funny. And really, all I said was “fail.”
Sorry for being hostile.
If you don't like the comments then stick to the front page posts.
Plenty of other people do.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He posts like all the time
What the heck
by Jackle Mackle on Apr 6, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't really have to know who we are
You just have to follow the rules, and the writers can’t be here all the time moderating every single comment so oftentimes the regulars will try to remind the new people.
We are nice to begin with.
When people don’t respond to nice we tell them to leave. This isn’t rocket science.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You know who else was nice to begin with?
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Really, please stop and take a break.
You’re not doing much right now to endear yourself to anyone here.
You were reminded nicely, then proceeded to act like a dickrag over someone correcting you
That tells us you don’t really give two shits about following the rules. And if that’s the case then yeah, you can go away.
I would be tickled if we could just end this subthread
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It looks like you'd break in two if you were tickled.
Three shirts and still look like a holocaust victim? You must be super self-conscious.
Okay, now ban me. Thanks!
Contrary to popular belief, Jew is not always a racial slur.
Sometimes it is merely a description of a person’s background.
And also the easily offended part.
by Mariner John on Apr 6, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That's true, but "dirty Irishman" is always a racial slur.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, when connected with the proper adjective it is.
by Mariner John on Apr 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
And is there a more proper adjective for Irishman than “dirty”?
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe the proper terminology is "Sepharidic Jew".
Anti-semite.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Clutch Lost reference
I actually laughed out loud when I saw this. I figured you deserved to know.
by scottykimberly on Apr 6, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Flyout to Byrnes
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 6, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EXTRA BASEBALL!
I take back most of the things I just said about you.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
YES YES HOLY FUCKING SHIT I NEED A FUCKING CIGARETTE BE RIGHT BACK
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Flyout to Byrnes
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 6, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
ARGH DON'T YOU SEE THAT YOU SAYING THIS IS THE SAME AS YOU SAYING THE THINGS THAT BREAK THE RULES
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
NO SINCE THERE WERE SEVERAL POSSIBLE DIRECTIONS I COULD HAVE TAKEN IT, ALL OF WHICH BROKE RULES
I DID NOT SPECIFY WHICH ONE
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Holy shitballs.
I’m shaking. Win it for the dude someone.
Holy shit, I can't believe we didn't just lose the game
This kid has never pitched above AA ball and he gets out of that mess
HOLY SHIT! SHIT JUST FLEW OUT OF MY ASS IN TO THAT RECEPTICLE!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
I had a few pretty sweet puns earlier that are worth a looksie.
...and now I'm here
God is real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he does love the homeless and their look alikes!!!!!!!!!!
Stats are not a euphemism for tits
I WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
by BRKLN M'S on Apr 6, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why is this rookie pitching?
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
by Griffin Cooper on Apr 6, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't want it to become one either
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
by Griffin Cooper on Apr 6, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
We should refrain from making that a thing.
by DrunkAmerican on Apr 6, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Edwar looks like a fucking alien.
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
That made my sphincter twitch a little bit.
Fuck the Angels
I think he changed teams at least twice.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 6, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahahaha.
He hit a groundball and looked straight up.
...and now I'm here
HAHAHAHAHA BYRNES
I like how he looked up like it was a pop up and was surprised that it went off to the side instead.
First thing Byrnes did after he swung?
Looked straight up in the air. Hahaha
This is amazing.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 6, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else think Byrnes looks like Pedro Cerrano out there?
Those low breaking balls are TORCHING him.
Except he cannot hit straightball very much.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 6, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE HAVE BASERUNNERS AND DRIVE THOSE BASERUNNERS IN PLZ OKAY
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
DON'T WORRY, HE WILSON
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 6, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
This is why Jeff cannot skip all the comments.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 6, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to leave him little nuggets of goodness.
Like coming home after leaving the rabbit loose in your bedroom.
...and now I'm here
We need this win before we face Duchscherer (sp?) tomorrow
by JetersNeverProsper on Apr 6, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Doucherererer
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 6, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
God that kid swings at everything.
"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki
Well...
At least Ichiro leads off the top of the 11th…
Did he actually get it this time?
...and now I'm here
FUCK GOOD DEFENSE WHEN IT'S AGAINST US
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
FUCK RAJAI DAVIS
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NAME IS RAJAI ANYWAY?
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 6, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
DON'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Who the hell said other teams could have good defense?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Just means Ichiro homerun.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Pinch hitters!
It's a Casio on a plastic beach
by Roy Weaver Stuckey on Apr 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Unless the pinch hitter is really good and the hitter is really bad, there's little to gain
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Since players generally take a huge performance hit when they come off the bench
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Wasn't 2010
supposed to be the year of short M’s games?
Carlos Silva is latin for "Let the buyer beware".
We're in extra innings after only 2 1/2 hours.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Unlike Yankees/Sox games that last 3 1/2 hrs
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 6, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKE THE FUCK OUT YOU NON-HUGGING SWEENEY
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY CRAP WHO IS THAT BIG FUCKER? IS THAT TEIXEIRA?
by royalcurve on Apr 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
It's the ghost of Carlos Silva...
Come to haunt us!
"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki
They should remove the foul screen in Oakland.
It would lend an air of excitement to the games.
No way is he only 190 lbs
It's a Casio on a plastic beach
by Roy Weaver Stuckey on Apr 6, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
I'm hoping Teixera gets an easy popup.
So that it will be a KenaKoarn for Ichiro.
...and now I'm here
I hope they get 1 and with the bases loaded fail miserably
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Lots of balls are going past Wilson
Overrated I say!
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Aardsma, White, League, all of whom pitched yesterday.
by drblacknwhite on Apr 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
People still say "ruh roh"?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Beltre would have gotten that.
...and now I'm here
GODAMMIT KANEKOA STOP RUINING MY BLOOD PRESSURE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
The only thing he wrecks now are his own dreams.
I’m jinxing things, aren’t I.
Not when you consider the alternatives.
by DrunkAmerican on Apr 6, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LAMEST. PICK OFF MOVE. EVER.
Just don’t try, Kane. Just don’t
Let's not have the bases loaded again please
...and now I'm here
"Imagine the SIZE of those butterflies in the belly of Kanekoa Texeira."
What are you saying, Rizzs?
Damnit Dave!
Don’t say “playable” unless it’s fucking playable!
Yea...
I was explaining to my wife how he used to be a HUGE Mariner-Killer
by scottykimberly on Apr 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
What did Kimberly say?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Press your luck!
So weird that you said that. Just talked about that show at work today, couldn’t think of the name, had to google it when I got home.
It's things Aston Villa will never win.
by Robert on Apr 6, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm sorry shouldn't you be giving an oil millionaire a rim job?
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
So you'll like Arsenal and lick Russian mobsters assholes.
Still just as hairy.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You have no idea how much I want you to become a Liverpool fan
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, if you're going to root for a team based on beer...
Newcastle United is headed back to the Premiership next season.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which...
Newcastle’s fans are called the Toon Army, which is based on how Geordies would say “town army”, and by the way the Geordie accent is the 2nd most impenetrable one in the UK to one in Scotland whose name escapes me right now.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
THANK YOU.
That is correct. Even that crap that Brad Pitt was doing in “Snatch” (Irish Traveler) is easier to understand than those guys, and ITs are trying to be obscure.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The #1 reason to not get into the Spurs is...
…they’re managed by Harry Redknapp, who is like the Isiah Thomas of the EPL. Maybe not as bad of a coach, but he is hugely responsible for where Portsmouth is right now. He’s a carpet-bagging jerkwad.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Everton.
The correct answer is Fulham. They play in London and even wear Yankees-like colors, but they aren’t a top-table team so nobody can call you a front-runner. Also, they’re owned by the dude whose son died in the Lady Di car crash.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus, American Dempsey.
Who is awesome.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Who cares about Yankees-like colors?
Ugh. I don’t hate Fulham, but I don’t like the “the correct answer is” attitude. He’ll like whoever he wants.
He will, of course.
But he will become a terrorist unless he roots for the Cottagers. Which, by the way, is the other reason they are awesome. Their stadium is called Craven Cottage.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodi Al-Fayed's dad is like half Donald Trump, half Osama bin Laden.
And he owns Fulham!
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, it's English Premier League football.
You’re not going to root for a team based on location, are you? Root for the craziest guys in the land!
On a slightly more serious note, Roy Hodgson is a genius, fantastic at taking one of the smallest draws in the EPL and not only making it into a mid-table team but giving them a chance at winning the Europa Cup this year. AND they were in the final 8 in the FA Cup.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I love Fulham
Despite the fact that they play like 12 yards away from Stamford Bridge. Al-Fayed is fucking crazy though.
Blame that on Chelsea!
Who actually play in Fulham. I went to London twice last year and was one bit of poor bus etiquette away from seeing the Cottage. Stupid me.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Arsenal have won lots of championships
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
And their manager's name is Arsene.
Which is beyond awesome.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No, Arsene Wegner is a fucking pile of shit and he's quickly becoming irrelevant.
He needs to die.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 6, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree that he's an ass.
But he has a cool name.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't giving Pompey a silly nickname adding insult to injury?
I mean, they’re already about to get wound up at season’s end.
That would make me more comfortable
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 6, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Just what I needed
another pitcher who induces heartburn.
WAY TOO FUCKING CLOSE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Patterson tags and holds... while Byrnes looks like a dick throwing the ball in once more.
Seriously, I have never wanted to punch a Mariner more since Rey Quinones left town.
Holy fuck hurry up and get this fucker out
...and now I'm here
If we make it to the 11th, we'd better do something.
Make them suffer, not us.
Mark Ellis.
You are fucking shitting me, right?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Thank Wak
way to burn Kelley for an innings, fuckface
SEASON OVER
Well, it was a nice try but there’s no way the M’s can win it now.
It wasn't a good pitch in that scenario
I fucking hate you Mariners
Will do
Thanks
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Go suck a back of razor lined dildos dickface.
by Mariner John on Apr 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hope Ellis gets an itchy disease from fucking his dog.
I fucking hate you Mariners
But seriously, why burn Kelley and Lowe for an inning while throwing Tex to the wolves in a high-leverage situation?
I love you Wak, but stop doing things like this, please.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
STOP THAT KING
HE IS GOING TO GIVE CHOLESTEROL TO MIDDLE AGED WOMEN
Their easily noticed by their explosive nature and flying human body parts.
I fucking hate you Mariners
From the planet Pandora.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
IF BRADLEY DOESN'T GET A HIT TOMORROW
I will break a baseball bat.
Those things are pretty sturdy.
Maybe you can just throw it at a pigeon.
by the other side on Apr 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Teix didn't do that bad.
Can’t win games without hitting the damn ball. Tomorrow is a new day.
Extreme denial.
In fact I’m pretty sure there wasn’t baseball in 2008.
by the other side on Apr 6, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody please give me a list of offenders or offending comments so I can moderate this game thread later
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Corco started it.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 6, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't remember acting up but Fogel never lies so I guess its time to turn myself in
by Robert on Apr 6, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There were a few newbies that acted up.
I was prickish a couple times, but for the most part tried to restrain myself. The new season always brings in a flood of newbies, some of whom don’t bother to read the LL rules, and act shocked when we ask them to follow them.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
E-Lizz was cool, magistermike or whatever the one that isn't MagicMike is was cool, LL 1.0 guy screwed up at first but is fine now
All the other new guys suck, unless I’m forgetting somebody
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You're fine.
Keep posting!
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I like E-Lizz a lot.
There’s a couple other guys I hope stick around, they followed the rules and didn’t piss anyone off. The ones that didn’t can bugger off.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I'm not actually going to moderate anything btw
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 6, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
No Chatspeak please
Here at LoL we take things pretty seriously
by Dewey N on Apr 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Goddamn I look good in this reflection!
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
Bullpen usage was questionable--Kelley could've gone another, Lowe probably could've too. Don't mind Tex though, and he pitched well, just got unlucky.
Gotta wonder why Wak didn’t pinch hit for Jack Wilson in the 10th either. Yeah, Tui would have to play short, but letting Wilson hit seems like a move to not lose instead of going for the win in the 10th.
*4500 people
10,000 came out to see the Athletics tie.
Damn, Dave Cameron is a fucking robot of efficiency with these recaps.
He probably types as fast as he speaks.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I kinda figured as such
Most beat writers pretty much have the story written before the game actually ends.
Out of curiosity, do you have the same method with your recaps, or do you mostly write up the whole thing spontaneously?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Bradley hasn't helped much
But then, neither did Figgins with the bat. Just a bad night.
by lemonverbena on Apr 6, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm really pulling for Bradley tomorrow
mainly because i’m afraid he’ll go ape shit if he doesn’t get a hit
Horray somebody to join me in my unbridled hatred for Eric Byrnes!
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
Comes a point when you kick so much ass at commenting that you can say blatantly racist things whenever you want and no one can do dick
by Poochie on Apr 6, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No offense, but puns are Portugese and Jewish in nature.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
"A" racist.
Not necessarily “the” racist. Japanese people are also racist.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I stand corrected.
…upon my copy of “The Protocol of the Elders of Zion”.
by Johnny Slick on Apr 6, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Made a quick statement about Braden being good
And then sat in silence as nobody asked any questions. He also has sweet hat hair.
Not so much what he said.
After he finished talking, he sat there looking back and forth while nobody talked for ~ 10 seconds.
I would have run out of the room.
I can’t handle such awkwardness.
So, in other words:
“I have no idea why I thought running Kanekoa out there was a good idea. Um….can I go now?”
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
my blood pressure cant take this all year long, well fought game though.
I was very impressed with our pitching though. But seriously, we let the a’s beat us….
by mariseanerhawk on Apr 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
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