4/5: Open Game Thread, Part 4
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 5, 2010 8:53 PM PDT
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"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
So my friend is a dodger fan saying that his team's outfield is one of the best ever
Wasn’t there rumors about the M’s gunning for Crawford next offseason? Imagine that outfield…
So now the bottom edge and corners of the strikezone are strikes?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I would prefer if Ichiro was a little more Ichiro-y today.
...and now I'm here
Because it's so dangerous?
What with all of the walks we are getting.
by seattle_since_81 on Apr 5, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
CUM
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 5, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
VAGINAL DISCHARGE
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Makes me hungry.
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
I don't know right now I felt pretty good
by KarateManChan37 on Apr 5, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm confused by this too.
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 5, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I know Matthew has participated in the martial arts
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 5, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I can confirm that Matthew has a penis and not a vagina
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 5, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I am this committed to making other people uncomfortable
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 5, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
If the kid has two fathers I don't know how he'd go about being a bastard
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I always wonder how bugs could be so dumb to get stuck in a Venus Fly Traps
Then I remember you.
by Robert on Apr 5, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Half of all of those people your website saved have picked it back up again.
...and now I'm here
You're jealous that you don't have my ability to find Jeff's head with a baseball
Or the relative ability to get it very close to us having Coma Jeff
After last year's close call I have decieded to change the offer to a nice homemade steak
by Robert on Apr 5, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Umm...traffic safety commercial?
This isn’t the 1950s. Women are now allowed to drive.
No I mean that commercial was kind of ridiculous
“Most accidents are caused by MEN who thought…”
I mean come on
Typo. Obviously was supposed to be "women"
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 5, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to Russian soccer players!
7500 to Holte - American footy fans are slightly unprepared
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I can answer the question, if anyone ever asks me, "What does PITCHfx have in common with life insurance for Virginia miners?"
by Fett42 on Apr 5, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
You are a national treasure
A shame you will die at war
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 5, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
How come Felix isn't getting those calls on the lower outside corner
Blevins was getting them the last two innings
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Home field Bias?
5 MORE YEARS OF FELIX!
by Marinerfanjake on Apr 5, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No I'm thinking just a shitty, inconsistent ump
Because Sheets wasn’t getting them earlier
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I hate it when the knob gets hit by a ball.
...and now I'm here
That usually stings.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Apr 5, 2010 9:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Keep the ball down Felix!
5 MORE YEARS OF FELIX!
Lopez looked good there
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Based on a sample size of two I'd say he's not a disaster
...and now I'm here
Good thing we don't have to face Jack Cust...
Am I right or am I right?
"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki
He'd probably be on the DL by the end of the week
5 MORE YEARS OF FELIX!
by Marinerfanjake on Apr 5, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
he looks like a total douche
i’d make him back off the plate, too
Permission granted.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Eric Chavez looks like he's about to die in a Robert Rodriguez movie
by Karma Police on Apr 5, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
That's what he said?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You keep a calendar?
7500 to Holte - American footy fans are slightly unprepared
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Shipping up to Bothell!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Apr 5, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sean White warming up.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Dave didn't sound like he knew what "Death Cab for Cutie" was...
Or if he should want it at opening day.
They should make up their mind with this strike zone.
...and now I'm here
This is such a retardedly small and misshaped strike zone.
Reminds me of other small, misshapen things.
Jack WIlson's face?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
A newborn puppy you accidentally sat on when you were six and oh god I am so sorry Mr. Kibbles
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Apr 5, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Raisins.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
This douche umpire is making felix mad.
This shouldn’t be permitted
"not missing by much"
He isn’t missing at ALL!
JESUS FUCKING FUCK
DID A LOW STRIKE RAPE MRS. TSCHIDA OR SOMETHING?
UGH
7500 to Holte - American footy fans are slightly unprepared
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
We have 6 walks, they have 6 walks...
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 5, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix clearly routinely fucks this guys wife for sport
by edddgar on Apr 5, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
If Shaun White fucks this up I'm going to.......be very sad.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
His mustache scares me
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Mr White,
Please dont allow any runs, so our King earns his W, and ERA does not go up. Thank you
Someone should tell this umpire what a strike zone is!!
by BrettJMiller on Apr 5, 2010 9:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
He couldn't read the umps mind
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
At least White can get a ground ball or two...
Sometimes…
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 5, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Jeff is already constructing his post-game criticism of Wak's selection of White that blew the game.
angels fan in seattle
6 walks in 6.2 innings
I would not guess 101 pitches based on that
GAWD
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
We're doomed....
DOOMED!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
FUCK YOU UMP, WHITE, AND WAK
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
FUCK
7500 to Holte - American footy fans are slightly unprepared
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKTHISSHIT
WHERE THE FUCK IS LEAGUE?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
SERIOUSLY WAK WHY WHITE?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Felix looks how I feel:
Scared out of my fucking mind.
HAIRY BALL CHEESE WITH A SIDE OF NUT BUTTER!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
And Texeira and Aardsma
But the worst member of our pen in a crucial spot, whatever.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 5, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
In Kotchman's gameday picture he looks like a pedophile.
"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki
HE'S FUCKING SAFE YOU FUCKING FUCK
...and now I'm here
This game has turned from awesome to absolute shit in about 10 minutes
And Jesus Christ that was a fucking obvious trap
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JESUS FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKERS
...and now I'm here
IT'S A FUCKING TRAP WHERE THE FUCK IS INSTANT REPLAY
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
WHAT
7500 to Holte - American footy fans are slightly unprepared
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
ROBOTS
GIVE US ROBOTS
THIS UMPIRING CREW IS PATHETIC
Gameday is run by ROBOTS
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 5, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
How do you miss that? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND YOU SHIT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
No, but I don't know about how each RP is feeling
and it’s hardly within the stratosphere of “piss poor managing”
Piss poor managing?
Are you serious? Based on one bullpen decision?
YES LET'S NOW BRING IN LEAGUE AFTER ALREADY PISSING AWAY THE GAME
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Kotchman
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 5, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh okay I was confused because it said:
“Casey Kotchman singles to center fielder Rajai Davis”
for about 5 minutes on Gameday.
Fuck that fucking shit Wak. Fuck it hard and long.
Fucking boneheaded decision to possibly cost the team a game. FUCK
by Woodinville_12thMan on Apr 5, 2010 9:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Yeah, Fuck Wak for choosing these umpires.
...and now I'm here
Second time letting Griffey hit vs a leftie..
No interest in winning this win, eh Wak?
THIS IS THE GREATEST ICE CREAM EVER!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
UMPIRE AFTER THE GAME: "WELL WE FEEL PRETTY BAD, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT"
FUCK YOU UMPIRES FUCK YOU
We could even have robots screw up the call at random intervals to make things more fun
If we’re so concerned about that being part of the game
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Literally.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Double is still nice.
Good, solid hit.
...and now I'm here
You should expect to be corrected when you break site rules.
If it’s an accident say so and move on.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 5, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Byrnesie!!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
GRIFF DAWG
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Isn't Byrnes pinch-running for Griff kind of a wash?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Uh..
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 5, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Put Edgar in there
and it is still a plus
I'm guessing no.
I was under the impression Byrnes was slower than molasses too. I’m a dumb.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I'm pretty sure this statement can never be true.
...and now I'm here
DON'T FUCK THIS UP LOAFIE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Welcome back MagicMike!
No chatspeak please!
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 5, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you get cancer in your testicles
...and now I'm here
Wait, this is an overreaction, please delet.
...and now I'm here
No, it's MagicMike.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Apr 5, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You guys evidently have broken the approximated comment record for yourselves, by the way.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com
I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
For all of the wrong reasons
...and now I'm here
Oh yes that will show them.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 5, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Pennington is such a white name
I bet his great great great great grandfather was a slave owner
Figgins is such a white name
I bet his great great great great grandfather was a slave owner
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 5, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
There's nobody named Cal Turk.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Apr 5, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU LOPIE AND COMPANY
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
PLATE DISCIPLINE ASSHOLE.
LOOK INTO IT
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
FUCK THE UMPS
If that call takes away my happiness for the night I will be very angry.
I want to stab
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
An umpire made him cover up a few years ago and wear sleeves
I forgot about that until you mentioned it
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
How foreboding
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Normally I like the way Wak works.
But I’m going to have to say that this bullpen usage was a serious error in judgment.
...and now I'm here
Felix had 6 BB in the game
It was obvious he wasn’t sharp.
The ump is calling a terrible shaped strike zone.
Felix was pretty sharp.
by seattle_since_81 on Apr 5, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
No they were not
Most of them were obvious strikes
Not to mention I'm talking about the choice between League and White
...and now I'm here
Don't fail me Barney Nullsperm!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Apr 5, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm pretty sure Jesse James would fuck Brandon League.
by circa81 on Apr 5, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Holy Shit
Brandon League is asian?
Seriously, I never noticed
I WANT BULLWINKLES TESTICLES ON A PIKE!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
It's time for some good ol DP action
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This is annoying
And does Ryan Sweeney really come out to that?
Toronto of the West?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Apr 5, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
In times like this
I almost wish Wak would go take one for the team and scream his lungs out at Tschida.
Or make good managing decisions
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 5, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Brandon League
Has the weirdest picture I have ever seen on Gameday.
BAHHHHHHHHH
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
WHY DO THE GODS HATE THE MARINERS?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
BRING BACK RONNY!
7500 to Holte - American footy fans are slightly unprepared
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Sweet shit, why do I like this sport.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
So, what do we now?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Kill all humans.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Apr 5, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think I'm going to follow the Royals this year
Better to follow a team you know is going to suck then one you think is going to be good but ends up sucking
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by Corco on Apr 5, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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