4/5: Open Game Thread, Part 3
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Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
750 comments
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun fact: I was watching Pat White highlights yesterday and evidently Dave Sims used to call West Virginia games.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com
I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
I mean, he still does. But he used to, too.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com
I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
My CPU hurts
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54-51 Duke with 7 minutes left.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 5, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Yay for picture in picture!!
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by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck was that shitty graphic?
...and now I'm here
New server?
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by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
As if we have time to read all these comments
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a record?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
I'm guessing the A's blog has it.
...and now I'm here
The stupid A's are going to keep our division from being undefeated today.
by Kevman22 on Apr 5, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE SEXY
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Bad umpire. BAD
DP is good though
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Wooo double play
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Still no balls hit out of the infield.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Heh, sliding way off the bag...
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 5, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
GROUNDBALL SEX MACHINE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
He has not looked awkward 8 times in his life
and 4 of those were sleeping
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by Dids on Apr 5, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good thing I have one testicle for you to suck on apiece
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Boy if their lips touch each other while they're sucking your balls then they'd be pretty gay
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
And scare away the children/Blowers?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
It can't be as scary as those BK commercials
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Commercial... Basketball score check time!!
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That commercial is worse than the Match 4 commercials.
7500 to Holte - American footy fans are slightly unprepared
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Play Match 4 To-Day!
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
High
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, we're not talking about Sheets?
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Smaller
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop replying to yourself
that’s not acceptable on Lookout Landing
This is like a Beckett play or something
Waiting for Marginal Catcher
I can see him now at the FSN Sports Desk!
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Booing Ichiro should be Beane's excuse for leaving Oakland.
Classy folk there. Classy.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 5, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Er.. "The A's excuse".
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 5, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I can name several of them
http://kansascity.royals.mlb.com
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OH ZING!!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't know Yuni was an amateur photographer!
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
This split screen thing
is fucking terrible. We know that Dan Wilson looks like a boring white guy, I do not need to see microbaseball to confirm that.
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This strike zone is horseshit.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
This is my favorite segment.
I love Dan Wilson chiming in. It’s like I can imagine him saying what ever I want him to say.
Are Oakland fans STILL pissed about the Ichiro/Blanton confrontation?
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
It will never die.
7500 to Holte - American footy fans are slightly unprepared
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
goddamn it why did I instantly think "what about a TV?"
The hell is wrong with me
Is anyone else watching on mlb.tv?
and not hearing the interview with dan wilson. They ask him a question, then silence, then ask him another question. It’s pretty funny. Oh and sorry if this was brought up but too many comments to look through.
BOOO!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
We didn't score.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
There are Robots watching this game
knowing they can call balls and strikes better, and they are angry.
YOU’RE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED BLUE,
By Robots.
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Christ on a cracker
Has he swung at anything today?
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Fuck tomorrow
I really wish Cliff Lee was pitching next Monday
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Felix
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by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Touche
Though I plan to be too drunk to notice. Yay free pregame beers at Pyramid!
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow this is a surprisingly close not-baseball game
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First time in 6 years having MLB EI
It is glorious.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 5, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
My pirated radio stream seems to be ahead of MLB.TV and Gameday.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Goddammit
I still get a blackout error when I try to watch the Seattle feed, even after calling support, who basically said “Whoa, that’s weird”
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
CATCH THE FUCKING BALL YOU CUNT
YOU ARE A CATCH-ER!
Yeah what?
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by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
So is Felix throwing a sinker or a 2-seamer? Gameday can't make up its mind.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I just started watching this over the weekend and it is amazing
Tuco’s out of his goddamned mind
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Every second he was on the screen was really intense
I loved it. The bag of money for Jesse? Jesus christ
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Be a little patient with it though.
The first season was a little uneven, but they get their feet under them in second season. It’s off to the races then.
by seattle_since_81 on Apr 5, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely this
Season 2 ripped my face off about 3 or 4 episodes in
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Those things Chavez is wearing make him look like a lizard.
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
IT'S A PARADE OF GROUNDBALLS
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
That would have been a single with Lopez at 2nd
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Wow, classy Cust!!
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Scathing quote about how pissed he is he was cut
Talking about the A’s being stupid for judging him on 50 ABs and how the team has no power without him
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
No it was given in an interview or online or something
I didn’t catch the source
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
They just put some comments that he made on the screen.
He was not happy about being DFA’d.
by seattle_since_81 on Apr 5, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It appears Jack Cust is unhappy
...and now I'm here
Jack Cust? More like Jack Cass!
...and now I'm here
Jack Cunt?
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
by Fin on Apr 5, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Griffey has a .500 OBP you fartwacker.
...and now I'm here
There is a motion on the floor to change the "catcher" position to "dropper" on days Rob Johnson womans the plate.
Is there a second?
Call it you fucking cunt ump!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Correct.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Mother. Fucking. Robots.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
DAMN!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
WE'RE NOT WORTHY
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Felix: (to ump) "Fuck you. I do eet myself."
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 5, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Ah... cycling through posts... and accidentally hitting post yourself...
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 5, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
60-59! 49 seconds!
Holy crap!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 5, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
My god he has become everything that we had hoped for and then some.
by Robert on Apr 5, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It's really amazing.
The fact that he looks to have finally taken that step just makes it all worth it
by seattlesundevil on Apr 5, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He's evolved into a superior being?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, was that chatspeak?
My bad.
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by Fin on Apr 5, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That was sexy lovespeak
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey look, it's Pat O'Day!
He should do a special commercial for Mariners fans about how he’s helping Kaz Sasaki
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We should sign Felix to a 5 year extension.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 5, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It must be so tempting for the ladies to Gaudin on you
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 5, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
How long have you been sitting on this one?
by Dewey N on Apr 5, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So is the charades sign for a vagina
Which is what this umpire is
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well played sir
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by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT BUTLER BALL
They might win this!!!
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That would be AMAZING!!!
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by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Cougs!
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is it that MB always looks pissed off. Even in the batters box he looks like he
is going to choke a bitch
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
He can keep looking like that if he keeps getting on base.
I’m ok with it!
I have no problem with it and if it works, more power to him.
He just looks so scary
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Hayward or Mack is getting the shot.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot what plate discipline looked like.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
These spooks are made for walking
And that’s just what they’ll do
by Fett42 on Apr 5, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
That pitch would normally be in San Francisco.
...and now I'm here
Now would be a good time to watch basketball
If you’re gauche like that
twitter.com/b_dids Here, I am batman.
Hey, you're right.
This is the only reason to watch college basketball.
...and now I'm here
Let's not blame the dead
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless I am forgetting a game this is the most exciting National Championship that I have ever seen.
Best one in quite a few years
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by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think everyone's watching the National Title game right now.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Duke wins
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Yay
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Oops, boo
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Twins tied it up in Anaheim.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Apr 5, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This ones yay
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Go Twins!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
OH FUCK
That was so close!!
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OH WOW
That was almost pretty awesome, and is still mostly awesome.
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I HATE DUKE
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Damn, that shot almost went in
2 shots off the inside of the rim in the last 4 seconds for Butler.
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I love the hot cocktail waitresses
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by seattlecougar on Apr 5, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOO!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
JACK FUCKING WILSON
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Damn Jack Wilson is ugly...
and pretty good with the glove
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Jacoby Ellsbury?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Wilson looks like if someone shrunk Aardsma in the dryer.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Apr 5, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Did Sims just say "Wilson's throw"?
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You are annoying Rajai.
Rob Wilson shoulda had ya
FUCKING HELL ROB WILSON CATCH IT
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by Eyebrows on Apr 5, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON GO THE FUCK AWAY
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I wonder if one the surgeries that Rob Johnson had over this offseason was his mom aborting him
by Robert on Apr 5, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 14 recs
This inning is dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
by Fett42 on Apr 5, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I don't think that would help him catch.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Well there goes Felix's ERA
Season over.
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This is all Rob Johnson's fault.
...and now I'm here
Yeah, I wondered where they were going with that.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they want to join LL
And thought they’d get it on the racial-humor fun.
But why.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll accept that answer.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's because they were playing the theme from Zorba the Greek as his up-to-bat music
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 5, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 5, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That was ugly, Lopez.... but I'll take it.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 5, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
YES LOPEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NICE TAG KROTCH ROCKET!!!!!!!!
by seattle_since_81 on Apr 5, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Double Play senior nacho!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
This Loafie at 3B experiment is looking alright so far.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
It's like we have Beltre 2.0!
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The last 30 comments sound like the parents of a retarded kid praising it for shitting in the toilet
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 5, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
You got most of it in!
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 5, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wasn't alive in 1973.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 5, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
M tard is better than your tard!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Still plays a bit like a 2B
but given his inexperience, I think its working out okay.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
ANGELS ANGELS ANGELS ANGELS ANGELS ANGELS
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angels fan in seattle
What is it again?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 5, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT has got to go.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 5, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Sometime this year at least
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Apr 5, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Or a plagiarizer you bastard!
Or great minds think alike, not sure which.
by seattle_since_81 on Apr 5, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Love the slide whistle sound effect for the Sound Transit ad
I approve of the sue of lower-tier instruments
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
There's a bus that's been driving around Laramie lately that drives retarded and handicapped people around
That has giant signage on it that says “RIDE THE WAVE”
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Aggression is fun!
/that’s what she said.
5 walks?
When was the last time we got 5 walks in a game, let alone 5 innings.
"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki
This is the most annoying team ever.
...and now I'm here
God my heart stopped with Jack running full speed
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
I'd like to watch Edwar pitch
see how he got that ridiculous k/9
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