The 2010 Griffey! Challenge

Considering my rate of consumption is currently two 2 liters a day, I assume that if it takes him any longer than like 2 minutes, I will die a terrible horrible death.

It’s gonna blow.

lord knows I need to lose some weight.

There are not many vices in my life.

Reading and participating on LL might be the only thing that would drive me insane. Do I dare quit LL with the game threads and recaps now here?

I pledge to give up sex drugs alcohol caffeine road rage exposing myself to strangers, ah fuck it, I will give up all non-homemade meals until Griffdawg hits a dinger. Goodbye restaurants and fast food!

I’ve been meaning to drop this habit anyhow, so soda it is. Come to me you glorious iced tea! I bet I’ll drink 2 quarts of it a day.

C’mon Griffdog!

Everything I do from here on out will continue until I throw up or pass out.

More seriously, I don’t have enough vices to qualify. Ordinarily, I think I’d give up alcohol, but I’m in a bartending class right now and am helping with a charity event at a bar on Thursday, so it might be unfeasible. Giving up cigarettes would be less impressive as I pick up and drop the habit at random, and will go months without smoking when I’m back in Seattle, but I could still try.

I could give up Wikipedia? That would be impressive, right?

It’s a repulsive disgusting habit, and I think that my life will be much better off without it.

I have gone the last 2 weeks with only having had it twice (to practice!), and have already started feeling better as a result.

I think I can give it up again for two innings.

Or, as a way to mix it up, I’ll bike the equivalent. What would that be? 12 miles on a bike = three miles running?

Just like I gave up Catholicism for lent oh so many years ago.

it completely destroys my already minuscule entertainment budget. I should be focusing on school anyway.

Along with the soda I’m already giving up for the quarter.

I’m giving up all snacks between meals until Griffey homers. Jesus, I either better start eating huge meals, or I’m going to be one hungry motherfucker.

Know you’re not supposed to but I was not getting under a glass coffee table, and I forgot about the dining table.

I started growing the growest mustache possible the day pitchers and catchers reported. I said I would shave it off with the first Seattle loss which I hoped would not come in the first week.

I would post a pic but it may make you nauseous and fear for your children.

But I’m watching the Giants tonight, so I’ll probably need it afterward.

see ya soon Monsters

I am going out on a high note, too. Last night, inspired by the California State Fair, I had a Krispy Kreme Fried Chicken Sandwich.

Honestly, the latter will probably harder unless Griffey starts off the season in a prolonged slump.

However, it isn’t 7:07 yet!

and sleeping past noon.

I’m such a loser.

I hope he doesn’t hit one for months so I can stop being such a broke, out of shape fuck

Basically, I’ll be busting my ass so I don’t become old and fat until KGJ proves he isn’t old, fat, and entirely useless.

All of my vices have already been exercised since last night. And I have no self control anyway.

But I’m sticking with it. Go Griffey, go!

Damn it! Just hit a HR already.

I already feel less lazy and bloated!

which is an increase of % over my normal yearly workout.

I’m just eating more expensive fast food instead of McDonald’s and that isn’t helping anything

He needs to get going. It’s been too long since I’ve taken a dump on my neighbor’s lawn and watched him blame it on my other neighbor’s dog…

If Griffey goes the whole season, or as much of it as he is allowed to play, without homering, and then retires, are y’all stuck giving this stuff up permanently?

GO AWAY

This may be the most frustrating start of a baseball season I remember.

but I’ll hop on the no fastfood bandwagon.

How are we doing?

So I might be outie on the no caffeine part. No soda is still going strong!