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4/25: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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Boo-yrnes! I was saying Boo-yrnes!

Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...

by SeaKoala on Apr 25, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Byrnes

is oblivious to the term “routine fly ball”

by Mario Shawn Hayden Jr on Apr 25, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

So the gamethreads have been improving?

"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki

by Slow Country on Apr 25, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Griffey's bobblehead looks like it is in pain.

I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...

by ErictheRed on Apr 25, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Tui sucks.

He is going back to Triple A when Hannahan is ready yay!

by Ender15 on Apr 25, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I was hoping that Danks would manage to complete the spider he was throwing at Moore.


Oh well, nine pitch at-bat.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Positive!

Get out of the game Danks!

by Ender15 on Apr 25, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay

Now hit another home run Guti.

by Mariner John on Apr 25, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how Beckham flails his arms like he's going to catch it.

Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...

by SeaKoala on Apr 25, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, lets go Passed ball!

PASSED BALL PASSED BALL PASSED BALL PASSED BALL

50!

by joof on Apr 25, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I am the lock!

"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki

by Slow Country on Apr 25, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

That sounds sexual.

Right now I'm dreaming of Carl Crawford. Maybe next year...(or this year at the trade deadline)...

by SeaKoala on Apr 25, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. So who is the gatekeeper and who is the keymaster again?

I would like to thank the wolves that raised Eric Brynes ...

by ErictheRed on Apr 25, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sigourney Weaver and that guy from Little Giants.

"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki

by Slow Country on Apr 25, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Him.

"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki

by Slow Country on Apr 25, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no RBI only Zuul.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw Shit.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 25, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki

by Slow Country on Apr 25, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I can see it.

But you need to make a .gif or something of it.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good ol' Greeks...

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

For FUCKS sake.

Swept by the fucking White Sox.

by Ender15 on Apr 25, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD

Milton Bradley apologist

by sanford_and_son on Apr 25, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PUT IT ON THE BOARD!!!!

WAIT- FUCK

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 25, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Well there we go...

"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki

by Slow Country on Apr 25, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Olerud?

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Olerud sucked

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 25, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

Just checking to see if the meme is still alive.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won three Gold Gloves with us.

For whatever that’s worth. He was pretty good. Big guy, ranged well to get to balls.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And by ranged...

I mean more he was rather good at having one foot on the bag and managing to stretch his way to wherever the throw was coming in.

I don’t remember him being especially mobile otherwise.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could agree to those terms.

Either way, ecstatic that Kotch is working out so well for us.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gold Gloves....

Heh.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 25, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe so.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loafie, Sweendog, and Kotchrocket??

We could do worse.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excluding Kotchman.

I’m not counting on another Loafie homer.

by E-Lizz on Apr 25, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm beginning to suspect not.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-5-6 batters coming up!

Oh wait, that’s not a good thing.

by Ian Smell on Apr 25, 2010 1:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

DANG IT

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 25, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Sweeney.

Fuck you Wakamatsu for leaving him in.

by Ender15 on Apr 25, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DAG FUCKING GRAVY

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 25, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Just stop Sweeney.

Like the whole baseball thing.
Just stop.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 25, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

KOTCHMAN RAN OUT OF GAS AND MADE IT

by Mario Shawn Hayden Jr on Apr 25, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOHOO

HOLY FUCKING WHAT

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 25, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

AND ITS ALL UP TO BYRNES!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You're dead to me.

by Goose on Apr 25, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

JUAN PIERRE SUCKS

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 25, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 25, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

WAK!

WTF! YOU NEED A LEFTY OUT THERE

by Mario Shawn Hayden Jr on Apr 25, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA BYRNES TOOK A PITCH

<3

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 25, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

THREE AND OH? WHAT

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 25, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I, for one, am terrified.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

DAMMIT NOT GRIFFEY

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 25, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S 1997

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 25, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

God I wish.

For many reasons.

Milton Bradley apologist

by sanford_and_son on Apr 25, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call me crazy...

…but I’m sort of expecting a groundout to second here.

by Ian Smell on Apr 25, 2010 2:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

0-3 3K's.

FUCKING GOOD JOB GRIFFEY, GOOD FUCKING JOB WAKAMATSU.

by Ender15 on Apr 25, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This is Jack's mistake.

He should have talked GRIFFEY into retirement.

by LonelyintheBleachers on Apr 25, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

F You, Wak

Seriously.

And you too, Jack.

Screw off.

by tait644 on Apr 25, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE THE BANNER DOWN!! NOT WORTHY

But seriously, this can’t go on any longer.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 25, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-Fricken-Men

Sweeney earned a spot on this team?

Bullshit.

by tait644 on Apr 25, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is wrong with Wakamatsu?

Why not use Milton. So fucking shitty. It’s like he DOESN’T want the team to have a fucking chance.

by Ender15 on Apr 25, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Milton is injured

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 25, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh bullshit.

He can walk up to the plate and swing a fucking. I don’t care if he even ran to 1B after hitting the ball.

It most likely would of been better than what Griffey can do.

by Ender15 on Apr 25, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all want that

But Milton has to heal first

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 25, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Sweeney needs to go

I don’t have the hatred for Sweeney other peeps here do, but really, seriously, he hardly gets any at-bats and is basically irrelevant at this point.

by E-Lizz on Apr 25, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could live with Sweeney being on the roster if the rest of the bench wasn't so bad.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he'd be fine if he got more at-bats

But there’s no way he’s replacing Griffey as the every day DH. So what’s the point? There isn’t one. Hugs ain’t enough for me.

by E-Lizz on Apr 25, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of it this way:

Griffey K’s, we lose the ballgame.

Milton gets a hit, we tie the ballgame. Milton gets injured running the bases. We lose Milton.

I’d rather lose the ballgame than Milton.

by E-Lizz on Apr 25, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a long season. Do we have to start saying this again?

That is the worst stadium of the M’s. They’re banged up, and we have some on the way. They could have easily won that series.

by refuse2lose2010 on Apr 25, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

But the White Sox are not a good team.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are a good team actually.

Just have gotten off to a shitty start.

by E-Lizz on Apr 25, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does that make us?

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to believe that.

But Oh My God we are 2-8 on the road.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, or...

We recruit Robert to blow up most of the stadiums in the AL, thus allowing us to play more games at home this season.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He know's their weekness's.

Am I right? Also, spelling is my strong point.

by LonelyintheBleachers on Apr 25, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So are apostrophes.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please help me!

I consider “spelling” to be anything connected with language and syntax.

by LonelyintheBleachers on Apr 25, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's more of a grammar thing.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or grammer.

You win. M’s lose. Let’s go beat our wives. Sub-thread over.

by LonelyintheBleachers on Apr 25, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Grammar

I’m not usually like this, it’s just an error I used to catch myself making a lot.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right on. Thanks for the correction.

I don’t mind getting called out, I just like to know how to fix it.

by LonelyintheBleachers on Apr 25, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get rid of Sweeney

And put a machine that gives out hugs in the clubhouse.

by Brian Floyd on Apr 25, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're not bad, they can play over.500.

The team we had out there this weekend is actually kind of average, with Tui, Byrnes, Sweeney, Griffey, Moore, and Johnson not being much better than replacement players. Combine that with the fact our bullpen had a bad weekend (even though are starters weren’t bad), they’re just going have trouble winning in that park with this team. We could have won at least one of those game, too.

Someone couldn’t choose a worse series to judge the M’s.

by refuse2lose2010 on Apr 25, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right

If Wak knew how to make up a lineup and he and Jack knew how to construct a roster.

Comiskey (yes, I know it’s not Comiskey) didn’t beat us. Wak and Zduriencik did. Plus a shitty effort by the bullpen.

by tait644 on Apr 25, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another Kliff K!!!!

Shit this still sucks.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 25, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This roster is fucked

We really didn’t deserve to win any of the three games with the lineups that were out there. Also, we’re 9-10 with magnificent starting pitching so far and during an easy stretch of our schedule.

We’re seriously no going to do shit this season until the front office wakes the fuck up and realizes their major league bench is anything but major league.

by cwel87 on Apr 25, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This organization is such a fucking joke.

Griffey and Sweeney are self-centered pricks.

Fuck everything.

by Ian Smell on Apr 25, 2010 2:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

A punchline?

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 25, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done.

Unless that was an unintentional GM thing.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 25, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's using the British variant.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO NOT start that.

Graham might kill you.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 25, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the mods is from the UK

Several of our posters are also from thereabouts, so adding a u to things like color or honor, or using a s instead of a z in things like utilize or organize, or putting the r before the e in things like somber or theater, are perfectly acceptable.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was trying to make a joke concerning our GM, but everyone is testy after the sweep.

I’ve been lurking long enough to know this, but there’s no way for you to know that. The internet is wierd.

by LonelyintheBleachers on Apr 25, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Weird.

You’re okay, but I recommend working into drunk posting. It’s not something to do right away.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 25, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lighten up, Francis.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it a few months back.

I like it on the Bill Murray factor, but it’s one of those movies where it runs a bit long without enough funny, even though the funny is fantastic when they get to it.

Like the Aunt Jemima treatment

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to find Bill Murray movies for a friend.

He hadn’t seen Ghostbusters in about ten years, so we had to do that, and it still holds up I have to say. Stripes, not so much, but there are great moments in it, like the recruitment office and the on-field demonstration, it just largely falls flat in the second half.

I’ve been trying to think of others to watch. He’s not so much into the Wes Anderson thing though, which I can understand, and Lost in Translation, while good, is not especially funny. Broken Flowers was another possibility, but again, it’s not outright funny.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did Groundhog Day!

I think that was the intermediary between Ghostbusters and Stripes, but those are great suggestions. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Caddyshack in its entirety myself, so it always slips my mind.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seasonal, but okay.

I still can’t get used to the idea that the irate office drone is Bobcat Goldthwaite. It surprises me every time.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meatballs -one of my favorites

Corny 70’s summer camp movie, but I had a crush on Chris Makepeace-aka Rudy the Rabbit

by wazzu93 on Apr 25, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick Change

Bank heist movie where he dresses up as a clown… includes Geena Davis and Randy Quaid. The awesomeness quotient is pretty high in that one.

by Cougriculture on Apr 25, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Jack Wilson doesn't get hurt..

Do we win this series? We might have been our hottest hitter.

by Maury Povich on Apr 25, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Or here is a novel idea:

Bradley can DH, Langerhans and Hannahan can come up, and Griffey and Sweeney can go away forever.

I thought of this all by myself.

In 2.1 seconds.

Whilst on the toilet.

Not. That. Hard.

by tait644 on Apr 25, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know Z has been good at being objective when it comes to the roster,

but does he really have the balls to DFA two clubhouse/fan favorites?

2010 Safeco Field Record: 0-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4

by Fin on Apr 25, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said 80-85?

Oh well, we still love him.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bees are not a good team.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Apr 25, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure didn't seem like it

At least Lee got some live game experience in. It seems like he’s good for liftoff.

by Brian Floyd on Apr 25, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough series

If the Canucks lose I might have to go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.

I bought into it

by ChaseB on Apr 25, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

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