4/23: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT
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I think RRS should try pitching his next start without glasses
like League did for that one appearance
Haha Lopez.
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
How embarrassing is it to get run down by Lopez?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
He's not relaxing and letting his body perform naturally
Muscling up on swings, and throws, trying to force everything. I’d hate to be in the stall next to him right now.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You can see his ass cheeks clenching.
What haven’t you been paying attention?
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That's just how he looks
I see it all the time with guys I coach, it’s pretty common when you’re frustrated. I could be wrong, but that’s just how it looks to me.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
2nd best Lopez faceplant near second base ever
by Matthew on Apr 23, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Who's laughing at him?
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
How can't you?
At least he’s interesting.
by Edgar for Pres on Apr 23, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
There is a 66% chance you're referring to someone shitty
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 23, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite players are Jose Lopez, Lucas French and Alex Liddi
there is a 100% chance I am referring to someone shitty
by seattlebruin on Apr 23, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Why French?
I am a sucker for shitty players too but even i have limits.
by Edgar for Pres on Apr 23, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Great- I'm running on the backup generator now
Stupid snowstorms in late April- if this weather makes it all the way to Chicago we won’t have a series
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Jayson Nix?
More like Gayson Dicks.
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Seriously though the guy pisses me off.
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird because I thought you weren't easily bothered.
...and now I'm here
I would imagine that's a balk somehow.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 23, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Blowers: "Ryan...didn't really throw too badly tonight..."
No, Mike, you are wrong.
Dave Sims is REALLY excited for Cliff Lee.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
So is fucking everybody.
CLIFF LEE WOOO!!!!!!
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
If its a rainout
does the weather get WPA?
It makes sense
Because to whom else would you assign it? I mean, Mike Hargrove can’t argue a stop to every game.
by Robert Lintott on Apr 23, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Moore!
Make that starting job yours!
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
Shannon says there's no fracture in Wilson's thumb.
by BrianL on Apr 23, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Gonna be one helluva bruise.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Our bench is going to be:
Mike Sweeney
Backup C
Milton Bradley (hurt)
Jack Wilson (hurt)
Not us
Maybe someone with good clubhouse access could have foreseen it by getting player interviews
by Matthew on Apr 23, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Well there goes BrianL and DMZ
And Goose.
by Robert Lintott on Apr 23, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing Tui is here for that offensive boost.
...and now I'm here
I just have no read on him as a player.
His AAA stats seem inconclusive and he plays so sparingly.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 23, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
At least Morse got lucky and did well for a while
by Edgar for Pres on Apr 23, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
In the end I think this just made him more annoying.
Due to his legions of adoring fans
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 23, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know
Who is more annoying, Ben Davis or Mike Morse?
by Edgar for Pres on Apr 23, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
At least Morse turned into Ryan Langerhans
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
So, if Lee goes the 30th, and Felix stays on 5 days & pitches May 1st, who goes next?
am I getting stuck with Snell on the 2nd?
Not if you take a shower
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 23, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did I miss a name pun?
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wow I'm tired.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Its definitely the venue.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think this is true.
...and now I'm here
I did not know this rule.
...and now I'm here
I understand the logic.
I was under the impression that MLB didn’t use that logic.
...and now I'm here
I kind of hope he comes in and just dominates so I can watch it again.
by Edgar for Pres on Apr 23, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
Come on its Guti.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Woo our hitter is up!
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
I think Figgins has 70 PAs and 15 ABs
...and now I'm here
Not what I expected from someone named Adam Moore.
Adam Moore Photography – Black and White Darklands
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
HOLY SHIT
Is that actually him? This is amazing.
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather have Putz shut us down than Thornton
I don’t think I’ve ever come around and recognized he has become a good pitcher and I’d rather not have to.
by Edgar for Pres on Apr 23, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Clearly your living in Sand Diego was poisoning the team.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I'm going to throw Putz through a wall in he gets out of this.
by Robert on Apr 23, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Bradley's stil resting, Jack got hit in the thumb while fielding a ball.
X-rays showed no break.
by Jackle Mackle on Apr 23, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Milton's been out since Wednesday
Jack had a ball skip up and hit his thumb. Not broken though.
by seattle_since_81 on Apr 23, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Putz was a douchebag that shit talked Ichiro after 2008 to Larry Stone...
I have no sympathy for him.
Come on, give us a fielding error
thats our only chance.
LOAFIE SLAM YES!!!!!!!
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
That was such a typical Lopez homerun
Out by like 3 inches
More than 3 feet fair!
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 23, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that was a Loafie slam if there ever were one!
Gone by an inch!
You can't read the comments above you?
Not trying to be mean but it was mentioned twelve times already.
by seattle_since_81 on Apr 23, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Griffey needs to fail quickly due to his knee acting up.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 23, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I was watching to see JJ's sadface.
by shinallsrevenge on Apr 23, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Guti's game-saving catch in Texas is still the best.
by drblacknwhite on Apr 23, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, ha, remember when Kenji homered off Jarrod and his Dolphin last year?
by angrypachyderm on Apr 23, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I leave to do math homework
And low and behold Loafie hits a grand slam. Is this really happening?
Whoa I missed this.
Nice work.
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU ARE LIKE THE GIRL VERSION OF KERMIT
by seattlebruin on Apr 23, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You're a boy version of Kermit?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
No. I just don't hold a candle to Kermit.
I know it, you know it, we all know it. It’s sweet just the same though.
Here we go
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/search?advanced_search=true&all_these_words=go+lopez!&any_of_these_words=&btn_advanced=Search&created_after=&created_after_freeform=&created_before=&created_before_freeform=&order=date&results_per_page=10&scope=community&search_user[username]=robert&this_exact_phrase=&type=Story
...he...did.
I’m speechless.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Nope, Rizzs
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
On the radio, I mean
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
by appleshampoo on Apr 23, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
If Griffey homers off Thornton Grifflent should be cancelled.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Apr 23, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Matt Thorton is a worthless ass clown who Giambi destroyed many years ago
Chicago actually just used his body to cover a pitching robot.
It kind of feels like they will
We really don’t deserve this game
What would be more depressing;
losing the lead immediately here in the 7th, or losing it in the 9th?
Well I failed two midterms today but this takes a lot of the sting off
If only it was Griffey, then I could masturbate to relieve some more of the stress
Still at war with Fred Peete
JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!
JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!
I THOUGHT OF THIS
THINGS-JOSE-LOPEZ-DOES-THAT-ARE-AWESOME – EVERY FUCKING THING
by seattlebruin on Apr 23, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Favorite
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut share the same knowledge of the strike zone
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 23, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm late, but I like what happened.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
Nice alliteration, Jeff.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm really sick of seeing Sean White pitch in close games
We have Brandon League and Mark Lowe.
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
Win vulture?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wak's saving him for the 8th
When we’re down by 2
Got to save your closer and set up man for the 9th and 8th respectively, dude.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
League, Lowe, Aardsma.
One of those three is not our setup man or closer and better than White.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 23, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe White has pics of Wak fucking a bat boy or something
by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe it was Rob Johnson.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. Yes it would.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I think someone needs to explain this.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 23, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Wak's decisions are starting to piss me off.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Almost as if the game were tied....
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
HOW MUCH BEER HAVE YOU HAD?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
(but it was a 750 of a 9.5% Dupont saison and then JOSE LOPEZ HIT A GRANDFUCKINGSLAM)
by seattlebruin on Apr 23, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been drinking for like two weeks
it’s the only thing that could wash away the suck from Jose Lopez’s hitting
by seattlebruin on Apr 23, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing that he'll remember.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM WORKING 50 HOURS A WEEK AND LIKE DRINKING TILL 2 AM I NEED CAFFEINE
And I sent my roommates a random “GRIFFEY!!!!@!!!!! daa” text today so they assumed that he homered and got taco bell and hot sauce
It is the multiplier effect
Beer + Lopez Grand Slam
Carlos Silva is latin for "Let the buyer beware".
I like it when we use our shitty pitchers less often.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
God Sean White sucks.
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
TELL WAK THIS.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALREADY?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Old friends....Only person I would rather hit a Grand Slam against is Sean White, after we get rid of him.
by refuse2lose2010 on Apr 23, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Adrian.....
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeremy Reed looks like he should be wearing a wifebeater.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so glad the MLB Network game's the Chicago feed
I fucking want Hawk Harrelson to fucking choke on it once the M’s win
You can switch to Sims/Blowers
if you want (on the internet feed).
Hey that pitch sucked less.
More like it!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
I'm sure Wakamatsu knows a lot of things we don't
Like the reason he won’t buzz his head
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 23, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The button you are looking for is below the Tab and above Shift
Carlos Silva is latin for "Let the buyer beware".
Excellent.
Yet the Rangers are still winning.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Gameday wrong or are none of these pitches anywhere close to the strike zone?
...and now I'm here
His intentional ball was closer to a strke than his 3 unintentional balls
...and now I'm here
Nah, they all sucked
The fourth one was intentional, though
by Astrobiology on Apr 23, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be believeable to someone who has never seen/interacted with you through any medium
by Fett42 on Apr 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Boo for missing Loafie's grand slam.
Yay for missing White’s suckage.
(Hi guys!)
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
The White Sox may have been awful at hitting this season
but their lineup and ballpark terrifies me.
It looked kinda tribal
Is he part native american.
by Edgar for Pres on Apr 23, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
GOD DAMNIT.
Would of been fucking amazing if he caught that.
WHY DIDN'T YOU EXPLODE WHEN YOU HIT THE GROUND!
You're dead to me.
by Goose on Apr 23, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Mercy.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
that was actually a decent pitch too
but where the fuck is the splitter?
Oh, and fuck you Wak.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Someone sold their soul for that Lopez grand slam.
Do we have another volunteer?
Carlos Silva is latin for "Let the buyer beware".
Where did this opinion come from?
He’s not great or anything, but it really seems like people are assuming he’s Miguel Batista-bad.
Yes
Hurt his thumb, no fracture though
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 23, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Lofie Dinger!
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Infield pop-up.
Awesome. Nothing like putting the pressure on em.
NICE POP-UP HIT ASSHOLE.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I like random commas....,...
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to see more pitches.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
What, you don't like Joe Borchard?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I do miss Morrow.
I fucking hate you Mariners
He was bad when we had him.
White Sox traded for him because the pitching coach saw something that he believe he could fix.
Wetteland could of fixed em!
Need a hot tub time machine.
Doesn't it always work that way?
Guy who didn’t make the great play to end the inning is up first to make the popup.
by Paytheline on Apr 23, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
C'mon 1st HR for Moore
Would be a good time here
Goddamnit, someone hit a home run for the Mariners
so Hawk has a heart attack in the dugout.
Way to look at the big picture.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It was kinda pre negated by the RRS suckfest.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you prenegate things?
This is an interesting thought.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that too.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Then he hit a home run, and we were up by one.
Then they scored a run in the bottom of the inning and now we’re tied.
...and now I'm here
But how does giving up a run negate a grand slam?
I know we’re no longer winning, but we would be losing if not for that Lopez Slam
It has been mathematically negated.
...and now I'm here
Your assertion was that nothing can negate Lopez's grand slam.
And I have proved mathematically this is not true. I never said I was arguing the emotional aspect of the grand slam.
...and now I'm here
Something that happened before the grand slam cannot "negate" it, if you want to get this technical.
The grand slam negated RR-S’s mediocre start. RR-S’s mediocre start did not negate the grand slam. Get the order right.
And the “nothing can negate Lopez’s grand slam” remark was purely on the emotional aspect of it, so this whole argument is pointless.
So what do you think of Byrnes right now?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
So after search started working, I looked to see if I had actually said that phrase it regard to Baker.
and no I haven’t. In fact, before today, I had only said it once here. and it was this terrible terrible comment in 2006.
You're dead to me.
Oh my.
Probably should have just kept that in the past.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
A few games, yes.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure they'd put their backup catcher in the field.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, but the might pitch him.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Tui to left, Figgins to short, Lopez to 2nd....oh shit.
by drblacknwhite on Apr 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Tui to left, Sweeney to third, either Chone or Lopez to second?
Maybe just Sweeney in left.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Kotchman might be able to play 3B.
I know Don Mattingly did on a couple occasions.
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be ugly
I can’t imagine that’s anything more then an emergency option
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I know it would be a disaster
but what about Jr in left? Has Wak/JZ completely ruled out playing him at all ever?
by Astrobiology on Apr 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't imagine he would be better then Kotchman out there, which I suspect would be what would happen
No reason to forfeit the DH for what would likely be a marginal upgrade
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Oh yeah
Somehow I forgot that Mr. Jr. was in fact actually playing in this particular game of baseballs. I even forgot about his funk FC RBI!
by Astrobiology on Apr 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
They'd burn through their whole bullpen too
So it’s not like we’d be at a disadvantage
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
HAWK HARRLESON CANNOT BE GIVEN THE SATISFACTION OF A WIN!
It’s like if the annoying guy next door fucked your wife. Unacceptable!
Carlos Silvelite
How does it get old
When it sucked horribly to begin with?
Cmon League we basically gave up Tim Lincecum for you!
by Punkhazard on Apr 23, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
I haven’t really mastered how to be sarcasm on the internet yet
There's not really any way to do it effectively.
Glad to hear you’re not really one of…them.
Thats like a double negative.
I believe the expression is “haunt my dreams” as Rick Adair would say.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Neat there was the splitter.
Let’s make League 3-0.
I know it's a small sample size, but White's ERA is almost a full run lower than League's
I don’t know about this bullpen management
Good shit, man.
That was a really good laugh.
by refuse2lose2010 on Apr 23, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like this bespectacled fellow more if he hadn't allowed that double.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
I'm watching Gameday.
I can’t really tell.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I come home and flip on mlb.tv and realize I'm blacked out, but HOORAY THE GAME IS ON TV!
Then I realize it’s Hawk Harrelson. Fuck my shit.
Did anyone notice how Teahen was planning to swing...
And only managed a blooper back to League
Good job killing the clock there League,
almost through regulation time…
Things are looking up!
Or prenegated!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Amazing.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone should go down to the bullpen and make a recording while Tui is at-bat.
I know we’re more .gif oriented, but I think it could be valuable.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Aroldis Chapman
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I laughed.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Dalkowski
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
he was a right-hander.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is strange, because he has a twin and usually one of the two is left-handed.
But his brother was a catcher and that kind of confuses matters.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Matt Thornton so much.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Not in overtime yet!
Just got a few more minutes to get through… Should be just a formality though
And it hasn't even started yet.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That's how bad it is.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Less Thornton.
More run support.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
I mean, I can take homer announcers,
but these two are just ri-goddamn-diculous.
Wow.
Mark Teixeira just DESTROYED the Angels catcher. (Not Napoli)
Out of the game injured.
I sure Mark is going to be DRILLED by someone tonight.
Mark would’ve been safe without the bullrush.
I bet he will.
He has a hot wife right?
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Must be thinking of someone else.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Napoli will get playing time now.
Eyebrows will be pleased.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if the radar gun is off.
Thats some high heat for a cold rainy night.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
Oh wow good point.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Ranger's announcer: "You know, against Mark Lowe, Andrew's had a very good run..."
Graphic: “Jones vs. Lowe: 3-4, K”
Witchcraft.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
He did have experimental surgery.
So there is that. Or maybe he had the good kind of diabetes. The one that makes you not suck.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't his ass in his arm now?
That probably has something to do with it
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
That sure was an ass thing for an arm to do right there.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck everything
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I don't think Jose Lopez did anything tonight
I fucking hate you Mariners
that fucking negated the lopez slam
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Jose Lopez hit a grand slam?
I don’t believe you.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 23, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHA that was funny
Just when we thought all hope was not lost, it was lost.
Good thing Lopez hit that grand slam.
...and now I'm here
Prenegated!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
This doesn't really need to continue.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't intend to keep it going.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats so fucking lame
Nice of the ump not to call a couple strike threes there. Since Tampa raped them they’ll rape us, GOD!
Carlos Silvelite
I was miffed that Jones didn't offer at the sliders off the plate
and I got a bad feeling around pitch number 7
We could use more wins on the road.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 23, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Boy he didn't even pitch and he's getting undue credit.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I would argue it's partially on Mark Lowe and RRS.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, a bit of an exaggeration but still. Sean White?!
I can’t get over how bad he is at a bullpen.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Wak not have a raging boner for him though? He is being used horribly so far this year.
I fucking hate you Mariners
By throwing him in the 7th inning?
You people are way over-reacting.
by Matthew on Apr 23, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Of a one-run game with League and Lowe available?
It may not be the worst move ever, but it’s not good when you have much better relievers at your disposal that are rested.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 23, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Listen here Baker...
But seriously, I’m not blaming this loss on Wak. But he’s had me dumbfounded with his decisions. You can’t do League, Lowe, and DA in a one run game?
I fucking hate you Mariners
He's not?
It looks like only FIP likes him. xFIP and tRA don’t seem to think much of him.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that above average for a reliever or starter?
Not being snarky, just don’t know if tRA+ has different averages for both.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 23, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well then I stand corrected.
He sure is frustrating for slightly above average though.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 23, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Angels have 1st and third with no outs
but Matsui just hit into a double play.
[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]
We lost at the last second?
How is that even possible?
Being the home team, Chicago got to make the rules
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then why didn't they let us have a DH?
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 23, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
When things start going to crap they really go fast.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You can stop now, I get the point.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The M's would have won if they had "Pulled the string" and "Way back machined"
Thank god Bill Krueger is around tell us these things
by DMZ on Apr 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Woah it's DMZ
ROB JOHNSON IS THE WORST PERSON EVER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 23, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparantly you missed my hilarious earlier joke about soccer players taking dives
It was the height of humor
Isn't drunk posting frowned upon??
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
When I hear "funny drunk"
I think along the lines of slapstick humor.
Carlos Silva is latin for "Let the buyer beware".
Drunk Robert doesn't really behave much differently than sober Robert
At least as far as posting is concerned.
Ah I see. Noted
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the greatest episodes ever.
What the fuck is LOGO?
by Astrobiology on Apr 23, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
A gay-friendly channel I didn't know I got until I tripped over a Buffy episode
they tend to run several episodes in a row, in a vague chronological order
Any guesses on the picture attached to the WE chart?
Carlos Silva is latin for "Let the buyer beware".
I think it would ask what kind of fixin's you'd want.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I wouldve guessed JJ cockpunch but that kinda got ruined.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 23, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
God dammit did that whole thread just get killed or hidden
I demand access to the secret comments
seriously
you get the satisfaction of going green, without attracting all the attention and jealousy of earning acclaim in public
you should release that comment on a split 7' single
by DMZ on Apr 23, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
fett, not me
these threaded comments are fucking disorienting
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