4/14: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2010 8:41 PM PDT
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I don't think he's the best player of all time
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 14, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
"No" yet!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Grr Suzuki..
What happened to the Kurt Suzuki behind the plate from the first game!
Still at war with Fred Peete
Draw the work or get a hit.
Just don’t record an out
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
I don't think anyone knows.
Dave said they asked the A’s broadcasters and they were clueless as well.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WOOOOO.
Time for a Loafie bomb.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
It was over the plate though.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU JOSE
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
At least it wasn't a DP.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
MILTON BITCHEs
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
MIIIIIIIIILTON BRRRAAAADDDLEY!!!
BOO THAT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Milton Bradley has made the A's staff his bottom bitch.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com
I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING BOOING FUCKING HATERSSSS FUCK YEAHHH
MILTON FUCKING BRADLEY THATS RIGHT.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GTFO boo
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
Ichiro basehit, Figgins walk, Bradley scores them both.
Jack Z nods his head and smiles.
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
Yahtzee!
Ichiro and Fig Tree pass go!
I know, I am terrible.
Chicago-fags are getting ridiculous on the MLB forums.
There’s no reasoning with them, either. I even tried to pull out WAR on one of those dumbshits. What was I thinking!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I will never tire of this
"Abtholoootleee"
by Floyd Gondoli on Apr 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The best part is the blink.
I know everyone recognizes this though.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely.
He’s all “Cliche cliche cliche cliche cliche” then.. suddenly! MILTON!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
There is a charm in that.
He pulls away to do it and then immediately goes back to what he was doing before.
I guess if I had seen it in context, I might agree with you.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 14, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Take the pre-smile part
and have it go on for three minutes and then BAM! SMILE! GONE!
Milton Bradley: Smile Ninja
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Thank you.
The orbitz gum remix takes it to a whole ’nother level.
If this was pro wrestling Milton Bradley would then find and powerbomb the heckler
Giving that smile over his broken corpse.
So maybe Milton likes hitting in Safeco?
Hates running here, but likes hitting
Huh, we've drawn four walks tonight.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
Dear Milton,
I feel like I can call you Milton because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed by my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about. And more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I’m sure our relationship would be a real home run.
by edddgar on Apr 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Two games though.
Hasn’t walked anyone yet though.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
As much as I hate him.
I do think we need a LHP in our bullpen at some point.
Whether Vargas stays after Lee and Bedard come active or Olson.
Good numbers in 2 games.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He's always performed in the minors.
Just can’t fucking do it up in the Majors.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So what's up with the back of our rotation suddenly being effective?
by .Taylor on Apr 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Being in Safeco helps when our back rotation is ally flyball pitchers.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
And of course are on the side of the Allies.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Walk a walk a
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
I'm pretty sure Byrnes has not swung at a pitch yet
I approve of this approach
If he chases something out of the zone
I’m gonna scream
"Suzuki's made a career"
No he hasn’t. Not yet.
At least we are not losing
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Just out of curiosity, is the PH penalty offset in general by the diffrence between
say a pitcher hitting and your typical NL PH?
by seattlebruin on Apr 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Except Felix.
He routinely hits grand slams off of Cy Young caliber pitchers.
by Matt Erickson on Apr 14, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Gaudin is death to right handed batters.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
I don't think Milton would like being called Uncle anything
by OlSalty on Apr 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Daddy?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to the first time the lineup worked something like it's supposed to.
Except for maybe the first game.
Hasn't been that bad.
That I have noticed.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I realize that stranding baserunners is bad but... BASERUNNERS! we weren't even doing that before!
Progress!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Slumps are bad, mmk.
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
We have walked five times and the A's have walked not at all.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Gutierrez makes everything look easy.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Ya got me!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes let the defense do it's job
Thanks Oakland
God that was close
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Let's just not worry about it and enjoy it
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
But they taste so good.
Granted, after eating them it feels like you need a shower but they still taste great
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Taken out back and shot if there's a God in heaven
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 14, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked Rally Fries in theory.
In practice, the rewarding of addle-brained “creativity” irked me.
That, and inexplicably giving them out when the
other team was batting.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
In the back of Nick Adenhart's car.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Are you new here?
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Not funny to me
Don’t see why I can’t voice that if everyone else can voice that it’s just a “joke.” I’m not that offended, but I don’t see why I can’t say otherwise.
by oscartehgrouch on Apr 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't be offended?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrong
not everyone has the same sensibilities. If it offends you, you don’t have an obligation to comment on it
by seattlebruin on Apr 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno.
More things used to offend me more than they do now. Sometimes it’s good to re-evaluate what it is that makes you offended. If you can’t find a good reason, maybe it’s stupid to be offended.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair as well, but around LL, it's OK to be offended
like I said, if you don’t find it funny and it’s not actively hurting the site, ignore it
by seattlebruin on Apr 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Works for me.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be sure next time to say...
Tasteless and funny… just to appease the others sensibilities… win-win?
by oscartehgrouch on Apr 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think anybody wants you to lie.
Especially not to appease the teeming masses of lunatics.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't really see it as lying
I don’t want to argue with people whether I was actually offended or not… I just made a one word comment…
I just want to make it clear I’m not that offended, I just didn’t find it in good taste. Clearly, some people disagree, which is fine. I’ll leave it at that
by oscartehgrouch on Apr 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
A joke that a woman should wear less clothes on a predominantly male board
Should not offend people.
Okay here's a list of things wrong with this attitude.
1) Not a board!
2) The base demographics shouldn’t matter. There are women here, whether or not they’re the minority or not is irrelevant.
3) Offensive isn’t funny when a a large segment of the population shares the sentiment. You’ve got to go way, way over the top to reach the comfort zone, unless you’re well established enough that people know it’s not serious.
4) It didn’t offend anyone as much as it was retarded, not funny and (and this is the most important thing about tis entire response) hackneyed.
5) The community sets the standards as to what is and what is not acceptable, with the mods obviously having veto power. You were outvoted. Get over it.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
You seem really intolerant of new posters.
I’ve seen you talk in condescending tones to other newbies as well. Get over yourself.
by JBell523 on Apr 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's not about intolerance at all
It’s about maintaining LL and making sure it stays the best damned sports site on the web.
I understand that.
But there’s a certain way you can go about explaining things. See: Matthew. Acblue is just straight up rude.
I am intolerent of people that suck.
I don’t give a rusty fuck how new they are.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking as someone who's not a huge fan of acblue...
He gets to say these things because he cares about Lookout Landing, has been around for a long, long time, and wants to maintain its dignity and overall quality. And you, in turn, get to respect him. Sound good?
by .Taylor on Apr 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That's too bad.
Bucky Jacobsen is also pathetic—sounds like you two would have a lot in common.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends how big you like your orgies I suppose
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And that depends on how much whipped cream
and vegetable oil is on hand.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I've always thought of an orgy as a bunch of couples having sex at the same place and time.
Whereas group sex is, group sex.
Especially if you were a guy
and the second person was a guy too. Awkward
Then again, if it's such
a huge one, he could probably just sneak in through the back.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So are you offically a part of the orgy when you engage in any type of intercourse?
Or can you just, like, stand around and rub people’s backs or something?
by JLC on Apr 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I imagine you're still part of it.
But it’s kind of like how Eric Hinske was technically part of the 2009 yankees.
by katal on Apr 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I imagined it as just the opposite
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Because that's not how it works
sometimes posters post offensive things. Leave it alone if you don’t find it funny.
by seattlebruin on Apr 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sensitive
Just don’t see why I can’t post my opinion either…
I’ve accepted it now… doesn’t mean I have to shut up
by oscartehgrouch on Apr 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Your opinion is oversensitive in the context of humor
And in doing so serves only to kill humor, which is not really what we want here. If you don’t find the jokes funny, fine, but don’t bitch.
Or I can just post otherwise
And we’ll leave it at that
by oscartehgrouch on Apr 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally wrong.
Fries + garlic + apple slices = yum.
Are they really?
I’ve always assumed they were garlic fries. If they’re just handing out normal french fries, that’s bullshit.
One assumes they're there to cleanse your palate after you eat the fries,
but they arrive about as garlic-covered as the fries themselves…
I agree, Adenhart jokes should be off-limits.
We should be onto Chinese earthquake jokes by now. Gotta keep shit fresh.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix's curve drops like a Polish airplane.
by katal on Apr 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're right
They ended up through the back of Nick Adenhart when he hit that pole.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That would have been a Rob Johnson popup
on that same pitch
The Moore factor!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Would sure like to see Moore of that!
Get it? Because his last name is Moore.
by OlSalty on Apr 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That's Adam one.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Suprise bunt!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
I don't know how I feel about that bunt
In theory, stupid idea.
In practice, Jack Wilson didn’t have a useless at-bat.
Unless he runs out of the basepath to avoid getting hit by the ball
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Ichiro.
Jesus christ it almost bounced to the plate.
My back hurts just watching that
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Man alive...Ichiro
I fucking hate you Mariners
An extra leadoff type hitter makes those Ichiro mistake at-bats null and void, such a luxury
Still at war with Fred Peete
Adventure Time!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Mariners score a run
Score a run
Score a run-uuuuu-un
Come on Mariners score a run
Score a run
Score a run-uuuuu-un
by Robert on Apr 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
GUTI
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Was that Jack Wilson and Jason Vargas next to each other?
Dear god.
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
JOSE JOSE HOSE
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
What team is this?
And where are the Mariners?
FREE ADAM MOORE
Awesome stuff right HER
That’s what the cool kids are telling me, anyhow.
Where are the Llamapilars?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Single bunt walk single single
FREE ADAM MOORE
Finally, multiple hits in an inning
It’s almost like this was bound to happen at some point!!!
He hit Denard Span's mom!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Bradley sucks.
Trade him right now, is what I say.
Hey... no Milton argument with the umpire.
But I’ve been told he’s a horrible monster! That he’d meltdown! That… that’s he’s just a ticking time bomb ready to go off at the smallest infraction against his blackliness!
I don’t understand this! How can he be so… pleasant and a good sport?!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
I loved his angry glances out of the side of his eyes at the umpire. That was neat.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Oh man I hope this didn't jinx anything.
I’m still waiting for him to go apeshit.
Angelswin.com is funny.
Someone makes a post about Milton’s base running blunder only to have to eat their words when he hits that 2R Single later.
Well they didn't do anything
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
League is pitching blind right now
FREE ADAM MOORE
Kind of reminds me of this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUhSYLRw14&playnextfrom=TL&videos=CMx8ozVKl8I
Still at war with Fred Peete
God, game day is so slow.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
So, this is what a League leader in pitch effectiveness looks like
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
I was wondering when Rosales was coming up next.
I needed a fix.
It's hard to fucking tell.
His fastballs have so much movement on them.
It's a Brandon League pitch
It just kinda gets there quickly and moves a lot.
"Abtholoootleee"
by Floyd Gondoli on Apr 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Lotre!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
I know! I mean, yeah In Z We Trust and all, but still...
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
The mental image I have of League's facial expression as he gets an intimidating threat from RRS
cracks me up. It’s basically just his face from the bullpen commercial.
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
96 with sink.
SICK1
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Hey it's like Chinn is here, but shittier!
by seattlebruin on Apr 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Compared to Chinn.
I am ASU Boyd compared to Chinn
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
And learning about Corco's facial hair
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
We finished with the bodies last week.
Tomorrow I get my hands on brains.
Guess that's not one of Lopez' siblings then
by Kermit. on Apr 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Sorry, on Lookout Landing, we only like tasteful, proper humor
you must be new here
by seattlebruin on Apr 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You would make a mess of yourself.
Fuck the Angels
There's something endearing about a guy who violently curses
over his most common outcomes.
If you're going to flag something, just flag it.
Don’t write a comment that’s just “flagged”. Same as with “rec’d”
Fuck you Eddings.
I fucking hate you Mariners
He channeled his inner Felix
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally, somebody is making our shtty pitchers look like Cy Young instead of the other way around.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I thought of this last night
It was like a Felix vs Bergeson game
Fuck you Rob Johnson
Because every thread needs one
FREE ADAM MOORE
I wanna hit that guy who hits the fish
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
That or its that I have a violent mind
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that legal?
Is he still part of the roster?
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe I'm saying this but
I’ve had minimal to no problems with MLBTV tonight.
This is pretty typical every year. First week is shit. Rest of the year is generally fine.
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
Last year I started running MLB.tv in Chrome.
Per someone’s advice here. I have had no problems with it since (including the first week).
"Abtholoootleee"
by Floyd Gondoli on Apr 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously I can't fucking believe he's on our team
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 14, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He's probably my favorite person ever
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 14, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you want to bet he's still on the team in 4 years? As a starter?
I think he can pull it off.
$99 + personalization fee + tax + shipping
by seattlebruin on Apr 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not buying an authentic Lucas French jersey
I’m not insane
by seattlebruin on Apr 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know anything about jersey pricing, so I have no reference for what $99 gets you.
That sounds pretty good though, I might have to pick a player. Position though, no pitchers.
Slightly better, much handsomer Bloomie. Fine Irish sounding name, this might be it.
Liddi. Jesus. Poythress might be good, need to check out gameday pics first.
He does have a kickass name
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Texeira
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Why am I trying to make this bet with you.
Sorry, I’m new.
I just love that he looks every bit the competent hitter.
This is the greatest thing ever.
WE HAVE HIM FOR 4 YEARS AT LEAST
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Guti is awesome
It cannot be said enough
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
League looked disappointed in that pitch
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Safeco's CF is pretty neutral if I'm remembering right
but ask Matthew
by seattlebruin on Apr 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought left center was huge, but i could be remembering wrong.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe you're correct, but those both looked pretty dead center
by seattlebruin on Apr 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, left center is the worst part of the park for hitters
It’s probably worse than neutral overall, but right of dead center not so much.
Nothing is more awesome than a knuckleball
Every team should have a knuckleballer.
I miss Dickey.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Dyaearick Barton may be the most annoying player I've seen this season.
It seems like he swings about 10% of the time and bribes every ump to squeeze the pitcher.
Who?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Whom?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Listen to the podcast
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Twice in a row, actually
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
5 strikes called balls
League is too nasty for his own good
That's as far as he'll hit a ball.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Jack Wilson just hit the ball pretty hard.
This means anything is possible guys… When you believe.
Damn, you're right.
There goes my dissertation.
Figgy
he bats more and hits the ball more often
by seattlebruin on Apr 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm thinking this is very likely.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
ICHIRO!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
It's still April
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That guy is awesome
Booing is a hallowed tradition in baseball
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll boo the Yankees. I'll boo the Red Sox. I'll boo the Mets
But I ain’t booing Milton Bradley!!
by E-Lizz on Apr 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Anyone who boos Milton Bradley is by definition not awesome
by seattlebruin on Apr 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Except he's booing Ramirez.
If its even the same guy.
Seattle needs a better booing culture.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, look how long it took for us to boo Sexson
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's a different guy
The Milton guy’s voice was cracking.
"Abtholoootleee"
by Floyd Gondoli on Apr 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That one guy who boos is loud.
Good on him
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
I want to punch that guy in the fucking face.
I wish I were there.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
All of a sudden the top of the order is reminding me how this team is going to score runs.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
BA-OOOOOO
Is this the same guy that was booing Milton?
So does anyone know if there will be a dog day this year at Safeco
Meaning bringing your dog to the ballpark? i really wanted to do that this year, but I didn’t see anything under the promotions.
2010 Safeco Field Record: 0-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
Just throw the damn ball to the fucking plate
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
ICHIRO!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Fucking awesome.
How in the hell did he get all the way over there?
Maximize?
Or Terrorize?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that Beast Mode was exclusive to Juan Pierre
"Abtholoootleee"
by Floyd Gondoli on Apr 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Balk?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Yeah whats up with that
Our Suzuki draws lines in the dirt.
I heard him on MLB Network Radio
He seems ridiculously nice and polite. And to think I was hoping for more reasons to hate him.
He's good and he plays for a division rival?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I've already exhausted those sources of hatred
I was hoping he’d be a total asshole.
When Ichiro does shit like that they should play smoth criminal.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Haha he caught that so clean.
MAKE THEM PAY LOAFIE!
Fool Loafie once? Shame on you. Fool Loafie twice? Shame on Loafie. Fool Loafie three times? No real surprise.
He’s a direct descendent of dinosaurs.
by abender20 on Apr 14, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
So he doesn't exist?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The entirety of his head sticks out over his neck. None of it exists behind.
He looks like a chicken.
Make up call. I accept.
I fucking hate you Mariners
If that would of happened against us, if would of directly led to an RBI.
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
And the universe corrects itself
Why can’t we cash in on the umps stupidy?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
So while there's some downtime...
Has the daily “Fuck Rob Johnson” quota been met?
FUCK ROB JOHNSON.
Lawn darts
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Apr 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that from what I think it's from?
I hope so. Awesome.
Time to see who the lucky winner of the warning track game ender is tonight.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Bye bitch
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
A WINNER IS YOU
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Through the quad and into the gymnasium!!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
MILTON BRADLEY BREAKING IT DOWN!
MARINERS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by James F'n X on Apr 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Uh-Oh Bradley is feelin' the flow--he is riding the bull.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
So, turns out when we hit we win.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Gahh anything notable he said?
I WISH I WAS IN MARKET.
I counted 7 cliches.
It’s become my post game interview habit.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 14, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
“This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.”
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Except the ones who are dead.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake!
Dave already has his recap up.
What an overachiever. Time to go read….
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Can someone describe Milton right now?
MLB.tv not working for me.
He's a tall black guy... plays baseball
Has a Mariners jersey on.
C'mon Matthew, you know you want another 77 recs.
by Eyeball Kid on Apr 14, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I can only do it if someone gives me source material.
I cannot capture video off my TV
77? Is that all??
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what the smile got
That jig’s gonna have to have been pretty special to top the smile.
by Eyeball Kid on Apr 14, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah it wasn't as good as the 'smile and blink'
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Danced and smiled his special smile
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never posted in a game thread
BUT MILTON FUCKING BRADLEY JUST DANCED A JIG!
I AM NOW GAY.
by fmh2 on Apr 14, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm sure a gif will be up soon.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It showed like 10 seconds of post game
Then buh bye.
I DEMAND A GIF OF THIS
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Welcome to LL.
Don’t worry, everyone feels the same way.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, I remember when I first turned gay for a baseball player
It was somewhere around July 9th of last year, I believe
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It took til July for you to turn gay for Guti?!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
That’s when I stopped being self-conscious about it
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
There's no way Lolcat night 2 lives up to its predecessor.
by Eyeball Kid on Apr 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that was the best GT I've ever witnessed
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 14, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw man, I can't find it in the archives anymore
Did the first thread get dumped? Scruffy killed that sucker.
by Brian Floyd on Apr 14, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Celebrate!
by kschimke on Apr 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Jason Vargas has 11 Ks to 1 BB on the season
This is encouraging
Morrow 4 IP 8 hits 7 runs.
Heh.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 14, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
League 2 IP, 0 runs
Heh heh!
"Abtholoootleee"
by Floyd Gondoli on Apr 14, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Mark Grace just admitted he is drunk on the broadcast.
The game has been going on for about 4 hours now and Grace has been rambling for the last two innings. Just a few minutes ago he muttered:
“Just a little drunk folks.”
long pause
“Just a little……punch drunk.”
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
And then when the Dodgers brought Heager into the game to pitch the 9th, Grace started rambling about some 18 year old Japanese girl in the independent leagues.
Awesome.
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
In Grace's defense, her story is pretty damn cool.
I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.
by thehemogoblin on Apr 14, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Side-armed.
You left out the most important/awesome part about it.
I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.
by thehemogoblin on Apr 14, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
The part where she posted a 5+ ERA in Japan and yet somehow still secured an American contract?
Seriously, what the hell?
Miguel Batista.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I wish more announcers would admit to being drunk on the air.
It would easily explain so much of their inane “analysis” and weird non-sequiters.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
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