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This annoys more than Rob Johnson now.
Please quit it for the love of God.
Yankee Hater.
by Ef the yankees on Apr 13, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, won't happen again.
Didn’t realize it was annoying. I’m kinda socially retarded.
by RunningFool on Apr 13, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone didn't see the statement I made couple minutes ago, here we go.
I take my words back to boo Bradley. I hereby declare that I will never boo Bradley ever again. As a consequence of violation of the statement, I will let Robert rape my favorite parent.
Yankee Hater.
From booing Bradley*
I can ever write right.
Yankee Hater.
by Ef the yankees on Apr 13, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
How about instead you just don't boo good players for no reason?
...and now I'm here
I will not.
Especially Bradley.
Yankee Hater.
by Ef the yankees on Apr 13, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad you've seen the error in your ways.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I still hate you and find you stupid
Especially since you have such little conviction that your opinion does a complete reversal with one home run
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
I am stupid, what can I say.
I am also very forgetful. Hate me as much as you want.
Yankee Hater.
by Ef the yankees on Apr 13, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Your decision not to boo Milton Bradley is as arbitrary as your decision to boo him
Which tells me you didn’t really hate Milton Bradley in the first place, so why boo him?
That was stupid so I still hate you and hope you literally run into Milton at Safeway during the offseason and he responds in kind.
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Fister's performance
Can someone with more baseball smarts than me tell me if he was as awesome as he looked?
Is this just what he looks like when he doesn’t walk anyone? It seemed like quite the performance.
Yes, he pitched awesome
He threw a lot of strikes and made good use of a pitcher friendly park.
He did hang a few changeups, but it looks like for the most part he had the hitters fooled.
He was doing pretty good.
Spotted everything well. I’m not sure how much of that is “Oakland Sucks”, but it’s still something.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
This is what he looks like when he commands his curve
has a good change up and faces a meh lineup at Safeco. Which is to say, you can expect him to do this several times in a season, but don’t count on it any given night. He can have everything going for him but if he’s up against one of the ALE teams he’ll still get lit up.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 14, 2010 6:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Not necessarily.
He did pretty much shut out the Yankees last season.
Also a die-hard Hawks fan.
by Hopefulmsfan on Apr 14, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
"pretty much shut out"
is a weird way to say 3 runs allowed
And then he got lit up by them a couple of weeks later. I remember vividly, I was there with one of my Yankee fan friends.
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
by appleshampoo on Apr 14, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The A's offense sucks (yes, I know I'm a buzzkill) but Fister pitched well.
He threw strikes and let the defense and ballpark help him, which is exactly how he’ll find success.
Bradley's smile during the postgame interview

Big thanks to Don275
by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 78 recs
I want to invite him over for game night.
by Teej on Apr 13, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Oh God I'm sorry.
Total accident. I hate name puns with a passion.
by Teej on Apr 13, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh god I thought I was alone!
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 14, 2010 6:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh my God.
This is the best thing that’s ever happened.
If ever there were a smile with an implicit "fuck all the haters"
that’s it.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
Put a Bradley head on that shit and its perfect.
Awesome.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 13, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Asked for
and delivered

2010 Safeco Field Record: 0-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
by Fin on Apr 13, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions 38 recs
Fucking perfect.
That just made my night.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 13, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That is beautiful.
I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.
by thehemogoblin on Apr 13, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I love you
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
by Griffin Cooper on Apr 13, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Beautiful.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Wow...this is blowing my mind!
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
by Rich Langford on Apr 13, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe if it isn't too much to ask, the mods could side-bar this pic for future use?
2010 Safeco Field Record: 0-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
This has got to be the single greatest sports blog
by Torrid on Apr 13, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I love checking this site every morning
To find shit like this. Amazing.
This is the look he gets on his face
Right before he beats the shit out of you. I like it.
I may actually have nightmares because of this...
It’s like the look Chuck Norris gives you before a roundhouse to the face…
Same here... just something about that smile...
Wish my smile looked like that.
Thanks Jeff.
Just kidding. Way to go Matthew, via Don275!!!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Apr 13, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh God. This is my new troll face image.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That's like a "Just For Men" commercial smile.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 13, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the best part is how quick the smile goes away.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 13, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Considering how much credit Jeff gets for Matthew's work
I see nothing wrong with Matthew receiving all these recs.
Okay, I dig it.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 14, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
This makes me really happy.
Because I was thinking of that smile in the same context when I first saw it.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
A ballsier manager...
…would have put Byrnes in the field for the 9th inning.
Didn't he run for Sweeney?
I thought you couldn’t put a DH into the field.
by themanleyman on Apr 13, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You can
but lose the DH for the rest of the game.
by AnotherAaron on Apr 13, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Not true.
We’re the home team.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 20 recs
And have Mark Lowe play third base.
2010 Safeco Field Record: 0-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
I see
hence the ‘ballsiness’ of the move
by Snuffleupagus on Apr 13, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah,
But with Aardsma as your closer, it isn’t a stretch to think that he could walk two guys and let one hit it out, which puts you in a tight spot. Good call Wak!
by themanleyman on Apr 13, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
how would that have worked?
I was thinking about that when he pitch ran. Byrnes pitch ran for the DH. Does that prevent him from going into the field? If it doesn’t prevent him from playing the field, then could Bradley have been moved to DH?
by Snuffleupagus on Apr 13, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I may be wrong, but if he ran for the DH, he stays at DH. You can't switch a fielder and DH.
Putting Byrnes in the field would have caused us to lose the DH for the rest of the game. AKA The bottom of the 9th.
Someone put an Ms hat on that.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I'm glad you can see past the fact that I suck at operating LL
to realize that that was supposed to be in the Milton Bradley pic subthread.
I find myself trying to replicate it.
Just smiling randomly at my computer screen like an idiot.
by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought I was the only one doing that.
Thanks.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 13, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I have been trying to replicate this smile also
And I’m pretty sure my coworkers think I’m about to go gleefully postal.
I found doing this to random people at my college is extremely entertaining.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 14, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Bradley is OPSing .666 and Anderson had 6IP 6SO 6H...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by tintin on Apr 13, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This means...
When the Mariners win the World Series this year, the world will end!
I think you're wrong.
It clearly means that the Mariners will win the World Series in 2012.
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 14, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay...I can't take these anymore. You guys are too good at this.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
by Rich Langford on Apr 13, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't actually make this
Chances are if I post a .gif it came from the b3ta messageboard.
Scruffy, however, is too good at this.
by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Fister's incredible outing.
Milton’s home run. Milton’s creepy postgame smile. Fister trying to high five Milton. Great Fister/Milton night.
I didn't catch the attempted high-five.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 13, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhh M's postgame on gameday audio is going to get Rob Johnson's thoughts.
No thank you. Don’t ruin my night.
He's a swell guy.
Listening to him talk almost convinces you to like him. Until you remember how he plays the game of baseball.
I'd sooner interview Ichiro's dog than Robo Rob.
Ichiro’s dog would at least have some insight.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Roughly the equivalent of, "stay, stay"
Ikkyu informs both Ichiro’s contract situation and his baserunning (perhaps)
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
Obviously you don't know how the mind of a ninja dog works.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Stay, but only when people are looking.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 13, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ikkyu is apparently quite instrumental to Ichiro's success.
He thanks him along with Yumiko (the wife) for “support.” I remember him saying “I’d like to thank my wife, Yumiko, and my dog…” after the 262-hit season. It made me laugh.
But never underestimate Ikkyu’s power.
I figured it was a fielding thing.
Taking great routes and first steps, that sprint that’s more lope, springing off the balls of the feet…
I actually sometimes would rather have the dog's autograph than Ichiro's
I’m hoping for just a paw print on my Ichiro poster.
by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I remember they asked him how important his hitting streak was or something
He said something like “It is important… I should have invited my wife Yumiko and my dog Ikkyu to see me hit. I guess that shows you how important it is to me.”
I'm one day hoping someone will create a website
Dedicated entirely to Ichiro quotes.
Yes! I've read that a few times.
Whenever I need inspiration in anything in life, I read Ichiro quotes.
The comment about Dice-K is actually my favorite quote of all time.
In the history of quotes, ever.
Where did Robo Rob come from?
Wouldn’t a robot catcher presumably be able to catch?
by Mariner John on Apr 13, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
All his surgeries.
Six million dollar man reference and all that.
Personally, I’d like to call him Darth Rob. He’s more machine now than man, twisted and talentless.
by harkening on Apr 13, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
If anybody is a Sith, it's Bradley.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Bradley is too awesome to be a Sith.
Unless it’s like Darth Revan, prodigal knight. So badass that he can swing both ways.
Except Vader could kill you from across the room.
Rob has no skills.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 13, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He could kill you from the other side of the room if he stood between you and an approaching fastball
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
A fastball delivered by Doug Fister?
I think I’d survive.
Rob also catches Felix.
Who would immolate you with a glance.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I should be writing the paper I have due tomorrow.
Instead I just watched the video on the Mariners site of the Bradley home run, about ten times. I watched it again just after typing that out and am resisting the urge to watch it yet another time.
So many good things. The drive-by high-five of Brumley as he passed, the strange clap in the air before he high-fived Lopez, the way Fister is just kind of hanging there, waiting to be acknowledged, while Mike Sweeney, capitalizing on Bradley’s own momentary hesitation, grabs him off-center and hits him in the face with his bicep. Everything about it. Wonderful.
And Matthew’s gif of Bradley smiling in the postgame? Icing on the cake.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
I did the same exact thing
Glorious offensive nectar…it’s so much sweeter when you haven’t tasted it regularly.
Hell of a game to be at.
Doug Fister looked really, really good. He gave up a few deep fly balls, but hey, I guess you might as well utilize your environment. Great command, even struck out a few. Just a surprisingly awesome job.
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by Griffin Cooper on Apr 13, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
It's Doug Fister.
Deep fly balls are part of the deal, you just have to hope most of them stay in the yard
by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Safeco's the place to do it
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
by Griffin Cooper on Apr 13, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
So the word "balls" makes you laugh no matter what the usage is?
Because that isn’t even funny context
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
by Griffin Cooper on Apr 13, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
.
Dr. Elliot Reid: [back in Free Clinic] All right, now repeat after me…
Mr. Keck: [to Turk] “You can’t decide for me, that’s not your duty.”
Dr. Elliot Reid: And are they both trying not to laugh at the word “duty”?
Mr. Keck: [J.D. and Turk try to hold their giggles back]
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I have an irrational love of scrubs.
Call it a character flaw. I dont care.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 13, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
So do I. Let's not take this off topic though.
My Mariners blog SodoMojo, My Twitter Feed
by Griffin Cooper on Apr 13, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
So between Milton Bradley and Scrubs...
No thats a reach…
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 13, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Be right back booking hotel in Fister.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Apr 13, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hang on this one is better

2010 Safeco Field Record: 0-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
by Fin on Apr 13, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh man, the last headline.
It kills me.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
If you type "lookout" into Google, the fourth auto-complete is "lookout landing"
by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
But if you type "uss" into Google...
… the first auto-complete is “uss mariner.”
If you type "them" the first auto complete is Halos Heaven.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 13, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
And USS Mariner has been Google'd way more times than Lookout Landing
according to Google Trends.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think you meant viral
I know these Web 2.0 buzzwords are tough, but please try and work on them
by Robert Lintott on Apr 14, 2010 3:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Only three of our commenters are sexy, though.
Jeff, Matthew and Jon.
Says so right at the bottom of the page.
You've got those chambered and ready to go, huh?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
No, that's this gif

angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Apr 13, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
NONONONO
KILL IT WITH FIRE
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's how my scout master said hello.
...and now I'm here
Once it grabs you...you really can't stop.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 13, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at.
And I’m not sure I want to.
So I've noticed over the last several months.
This one, though…I dunno, it’s just abstract enough to not be disturbing, and having it identified would take away the mystery.
People swarm Dave on Fangraphs far more often than they swarm Matthew.
It’s as if he’s the only Mariner blogger there, given the apparent perception of ridiculous homerism.
I'm pretty sure USSM has a readership that is 2 or 3 times LL's.
So it makes sense he’d get more searches.
...and now I'm here
The great silent majority....
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
Old people can't read fast enough to keep up with game threads.
...and now I'm here
And can't stay awake long enough to see the end.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Another thing I have in common with your computer!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Apr 13, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bea Arthur's voice is like my brown note.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Apr 13, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
No, they just should be silent.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
Agreed.
Point being a portion of the “silent majority” of readers at USSM and LL are probably silent because of some underlying baseball bias, or perhaps disdain for the sabermetrically inclined.
I got that, I'm just being snarky.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
But if varies from person to person, right?
Doesn’t Google have a algorithm which would pull up the most likely searches for you? Like, since you’ve Googled “Lookout Landing” before, its programing says "Well, chances are good when he types ‘loo…’ he wants ‘lookout landing’.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
He's projected to be about 1-2 weeks behind Lee.
So if Lee is back in early-to-mid May, Bedard is back mid-to-late May.
So when is Jeff going to change the tagline (not sure what to call it)
of the site to “Milton is ours and you can’t have him.”?
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Bah, who needs that good for nothing Felix?
The guy doesn’t even have a win this year.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How about: We have a Milton where our Silva was.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
by Rich Langford on Apr 13, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Making a Milton out of a molehill.
?
I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.
by thehemogoblin on Apr 13, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So I was at the game and early on a beer vendor walked around and said "I've got bottles, you know, in case you want to send a message to Milton Bradley!"
Fuck that guy.
Milton Bradley is like sex with a beautiful woman. Rob Johnson is like being raped by an evil wookie.
by SethGrandpa on Apr 13, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I would report him to guest services.
He should be fired.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd report him to Milton Bradley
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
by Rich Langford on Apr 13, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions 17 recs
Immediately.
The M’s would jump all over this too. This shouldn’t stand in our park.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 14, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Honestly I would've, but I was too angry to think straight for a minute there.
By the time that crossed my mind he was long gone.
by SethGrandpa on Apr 14, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
You should still report it
Just tell them what section you were sitting in and at what time and they can probably figure out who it was.
It's shit like this that started stuff in Chicago.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 13, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I just don't get it.
Common sense would make you go, “Oh, this guy has been harassed and had problems in other cities, let’s try and support him and maybe things will be different.” Instead, it’s “Oh this guy gets harassed and becomes a problem everywhere, lets heckle him.”
Also a die-hard Hawks fan.
by Hopefulmsfan on Apr 14, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not a poor choice!
Figgins makes it to 3rd like 95% of the time there.
That was just way too athletic for a catcher.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 13, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Figgins got Doillied on that play.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I wonder what percentage of the time Rob Johnson makes that play
six? Lower?
by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That number you are looking for is 0%
Rob wouldn’t have gotten his glove within a foot of that.
Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.
by the other side on Apr 13, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd say roughly -1000 percent...give or take a point.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
by Rich Langford on Apr 13, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Johnson turns catchable balls into "wild pitches"
So, yeah, I’m going with a zero percent average success rate for the Robo catcher on the Suzuki play.
I just wanted a run, dammit.
But yeah, it took a stunning throw to nail him, and I guess I should defer to Ichiro and Figgins on the basepaths. They’re probably better at this than I am.
But wouldn’t he have made it anyway if the ball had gotten away from Suzuki? Seemed like he jumped earlier than he needed to.
I couldn't believe how perfect that throw was until I saw the replay
He cartwheeled to catch the ball and then delivered a laser right to the third baseman’s glove in the best possible position to tag the runner without moving. It was impressive.
by Brian Floyd on Apr 13, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Getting to third would have been a big boost to getting a run scored
and it was more about the chance that anyone could catch that and not fall on his ass
I agree with this. Very few catchers make that play look as easy as Suzuki did.
But, We won’t be sad to see Oakland leaving tomorrow to be sure
Absolutely
even with the remarkable stop it took a perfect throw to get Figgins. I haven’t seen Suzuki play that much, but I guess the average AL catcher air mails the ball half the time after making a stop like that, in which case, score.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 14, 2010 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions
He's a surprisingly good player, in my opinion.
He does get overlooked because he has played with a generally sub-par team over his career, but I really like his skill set. His athleticism behind the plate really gets my attention (and gets Figgins at third too, apparently, even though I missed that because I was working).
I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.
by thehemogoblin on Apr 13, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Suzuki's 2008 and 2009 were worth 2.7 and 2.8 WAR respectively.
In short, he produces at about the same level Kenji did before getting raped of his job by Rob fucking Johnson. In other words, best Mariners catcher of all time. I am a fan of Kurt Suzuki. Except he’s an A. Fuck that shit.
Kenji was not producing at nearly that level when he lost his job
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
In 2009, Kenji was worth 0.9 WAR in 258 PA.
Over the stretch of a full season, this works out to about 1.9 WAR. This is with inconsistent playing time and despite the nagging injuries that allowed Johnson to get playing time in the first place.
Was Kenji ever going to be 2006 good again? Probably not. But he was far better in 2009 than a lot of people seem to realize, and certainly far superior to Rob Johnson.
I don't think anyone questions his superiority to Rob Johnson.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 14, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
No.
But a league average catcher (2.0 WAR) would be valuable. That’s less than a full win off his ‘06 and ’07 seasons, and I’m willing to bet the injuries had something to do with it. I don’t think Kenji dropped off the cliff you seem to be implying by saying he “was not producing at nearly that level” (emphasis added for obvious reasons).
Except the pitchers, apparently
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 14, 2010 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions
A full catcher season is shorter than other position players
I’d say he was on pace for 1.5
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 14, 2010 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions
In '07 and '06, Kenji had 210 and 242 PA's respectively in 142 and 147 starts.
In other words, a full season is about twice the 258 PA’s. He played 71 games in ‘09 (to Rob Johnson’s 80—he only put up 0.3 WAR >=( ). Multiply either his PA’s by two or his starts by two and you get up to his actual full season length. “Full season for catchers” is actually pretty short given the standards Joh set.
Okay
but Joh was used way, way more than normal catchers and it seemed to take its toll. 120 games is a pretty standard catcher season.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 14, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Milton's clearly been reading LL.
From the post interview: "If you keep working hard, talent is going to surpass bad luck."
by aguay on Apr 13, 2010 11:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs
From Geoff Baker
Bradley was treated to a post-game beer shower, customary for Mariners players who were here last season. Not something Bradley is associated with all that often.
This one was about as festive as it gets, from what I’m told. An icy bath that didn’t stop.
Bradley is a serious guy. A player as intense as they come. But he told us on the weekend how much he appreciated being here, with this team, and I know, despite his stoic demeanor afterwards, that he had to enjoy what happened post-game tonight.
“We have fun every day,‘’ Bradley said. "That’s the one thing that makes it easy to come here every day. Guys are great. Top-to-bottom, that’s a part of this organization. And that’s something that I really can’t say I’ve had my entire career. I just feel like I’m in such a better place.’’
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Apr 14, 2010 12:08 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sounds hot
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 14, 2010 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Fantastic.
I don’t know which I’m happier about, Bradley saying that or Snell smiling constantly. I could stand them both producing more though.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 14, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Funk Blast is BACK.
I’m awaiting on confirmation of the music selection.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 14, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, seriously?! HELL YEAH!
I wonder why they did this?
by EnglishMariner on Apr 14, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
This is why white people and black people should not interact.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 14, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Especially tall, slender white people named Fister.
by Matt Erickson on Apr 14, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Can we still use the same water fountains?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 14, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions 12 recs
This .gifs is an example of what it was like between me and one of my roommates for a while.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 14, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions
He had to explain the expectation when he put his hand out like that.
Being white, I interpreted it as a handshake. I was mistaken.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 14, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm learning!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 14, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I was trying to insinuate that you were black and had a tall, skinny awkward white roommate
by seattlebruin on Apr 14, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm definitely the tall skinny awkward white one.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
by JY on Apr 14, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
What's funny is
Felix was way more excited, outwardly, about the homer than Fister was. Fister just looked a little less long in the face.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 14, 2010 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I would like to see
Fister High Fiving Milton after saving his win in the bottom of the 8th, next to Felix hugging Gutz for saving his win in the bottom of the 9th. (In case anyone was curious about what I would like to see).
by Attractive Nuisance on Apr 14, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh, I think Bradley just violated his parole in front of a cop.
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
I love how he just gives up after the second attempt.
Lazy good for nothing bum.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Apr 14, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh god. Watching this is painful
But I keep on watching.
A little ironic after a night of pin-point control.
I fucking hate you Mariners
This was just a night of awesome gifs.
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