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4/13: Open Game Thread, Part 3

by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 9:07 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Threads

Well, almost!

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Yay Fister!

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

Doug Fister is amazing

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

tonight

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Always.

by Kirk on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

in bed.

by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice Fister.

Come on bats.

by zeeehjee on Apr 13, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

Evantually we'll score right?

by cedarA on Apr 13, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

8 shutout innings from Fister holy tits

by Alto on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

I predict we do not score this inning

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

How bold.

by Bicycle Rider on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

I did it!

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Fister. Pitching a shutout and we can't score one god forsaken run?

by joeh312 on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

I'm on my knees here begging for a run.

JUST ONE FUCKING RUN.

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

8 IP 3 hits and if he doesn't get the fucking win ...

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

Spoiler

He won’t

FREE ADAM MOORE

by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Hell of a game, Fister.

NOW SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS

by drblacknwhite on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

Sims is practically on his knees begging for offense.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

Hes not the only one

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

8 SHUTOUT INNINGS! HOLY SHIT!

by Allen Wu on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

I think Dave Sims just orgasamed

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

From Fister pitching.

by w00tah on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

WHOA RAJAI DAVIS DIDN'T DO SOMETHING ANNOYING

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

Bring back Washburn!

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

So that just happened.

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

71 strikes out of 100 pitches.

by MFAN on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

Fister has looked good.

Sad that we are wasting it

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

Like Jakubauskas' 8 inning start.

I don’t want to mention the results of that game.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

It had better be Shawn Kelley time

by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK THAT

KEEP FISTING!

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

ATTA BOY!

by Kirk on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

We need t-shirts.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh god yes.

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I would buy at least one.

Maybe two if there was a V-Neck.

by Kirk on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

8 inning, 3 hits, has he walked anyone?

by TWownsU on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

No.

by Bicycle Rider on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Nope. 4 k's too

by chezbergrur on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

DOUG DOUG DOUG

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

You are like an encyclopedia of gif's

by JBell523 on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I HEREBY WAVE MY MAGIC WAND

To transform us into an incredible offense!

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

8 shutout innings from Fister!

Good thing we have a good offense to back him u—-wait………oh……….oh dear.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

Niehaus's sarcasm is simply hilarious now regarding our great hitting.

by wazzu93 on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

Wait what did he say?

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Every time we crap out he gets more worked up.

by wazzu93 on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Good start!

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

LOPIE

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

Yes Loafie!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

Yay Lopez!

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

Lopez!

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

Here we go Sweeney here we go

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

THIS IS A PROMISING START

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Time to score!

by Gihyou on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

We will score 1 run here and Aardsma will give up a walk followed by a home run.

by tintin on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Not in Safeco

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

COME ON GRIFFDAWG PH

by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Figgins just batted last inning

by Gihyou on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I'll take it Loafie.

Come the fuck on Sweeney.

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

I got what I wanted out of this game.

by ThundaPC on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Bunt, Sweeney, bunt!

by Jeff Nye on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

What the shit Gameday

It said Lopez popped out to Pennington

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Watch the game instead:

It’s a lot more fun, and accurate

http://atdhe.net/17311/watch-athletics-vs-mariners

by JBell523 on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

I’ve followed the game through this thread and gamecast for the past hour and a half

by chezbergrur on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I mentioned it earlier too

Around the 4th inning is when it started working

by JBell523 on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks by the way

by chezbergrur on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

All right here we go here we go here we go

here we go

by RunningFool on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Gameday Broken.

“Jose Lopez pops out to second baseman Adam Rosales”.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Lean into the pitch Sweeney.

by BeerDrinking on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, Gameday Sweeney'd itself.

by Spider Jerusalem on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

For God's sake score a run before Rob Johnson comes up.

Yes, we have a coupon.

by Crystal for DH on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

OK now to give ol' Fisty some fucking run support

by Alto on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

8 RUNS COME ON

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

THIS IS IT.

by Punkhazard on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

I feel like this part of the lineup results in a Catch 22 of sorts.

If they hit, its good, because they are hitting!
But if they are hitting, then Rob Johnson.

by Limerickx on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Milton Bradley HR.

CALLING IT

by TWownsU on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs

I like it.

by WestCoastBias. on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

3 run HR inc!

by TWownsU on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!!

by TWownsU on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

YES! Great call.

by WestCoastBias. on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck yeah

by cedarA on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Mike Sweeney and Rob Johnson will ruin this.

by Kirk on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

HR MIKE SWEENEY

I’m feelin’ it. God, I hate myself for this.

by mjhhiv on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

GIDP.

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Please just take Rob Johnson out of this game

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Wouldn't this be.... like the perfect time to PH a LEFT HANDED DH PLATOON PARTNER?

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Yes. Yes, it would.

by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

They'd probably just bring in that Devine doucher.

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Er Blevins.

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Let him!

Nothing but righties and switch hitters afterward save Kotchman.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Bad process = Success!

by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Buhner is making me angry.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Sweeney has a Home Run hit zone?

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

TAKE TAKE TAKE

Yes, we have a coupon.

by Crystal for DH on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

TAKE THAT PITCH

BE A MAN

FREE ADAM MOORE

by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Dont dodge it MIke youll get on base

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

How is Mike Sweeney such a great story?

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

The best comedies are well written.

by BeerDrinking on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

WOULDN'T THIS BE A GOOD TIME TO BUNT, WAK?

by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Good god Sweeney why did you get out of the way!

by tintin on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

I am feeling like a Jack Wilson HR.

by Kirk on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Yes Ziegler keep doing that you sub sandwich

by Alto on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Do not swing the bat in your hand.

by JLC on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

If this were Rob Johnson that would be 2 wild pitches.

by tintin on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

!

Mariners Offense= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IroLTPxJy3s

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

I keep forgetting that Oakland hasn't scored either and that we actually can win this.

The lack of offense is just so damn depressing.

(Maybe if I was actually getting watch Fister pitch I wouldn’t forget this; from what it sounds like he’s doing a beautiful job).

by Torrid on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Oh god jesus

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

PRODUCTIVE

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Walks are awesome

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Yay!

by el pato on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Yay Walks!

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Tape that bat to your shoulder, young man.

by Spider Jerusalem on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Rally rally

Their pitcher’s name is Sally

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Eric Byrnes!

Yes, we have a coupon.

by Crystal for DH on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Two on and nobody out?

Triple play!

by drblacknwhite on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Oh fucking thank you Sweeney.

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Well I'll be jiggered

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

SWEENDOG WALKKKKKKKKKKK OH YEAH

by Alto on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Nice.

PR for him please.

by zeeehjee on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Come on Bradley, be a hero!

by RunningFool on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

WOOOO FOR ONCE SWEENEY DIDN'T SHIT THE BED

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

SWEENEY WALK!

BYRNES FIRES OUT OF THE DUGOUT!

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Can we score some runs here?

by ThundaPC on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

OH FUCK YES ERIC BRYNES

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

RUNNERS ON BASE COMMENCE.....

well you know the drill by now.

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

OH LORD BYRNES!!

by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

That was a cute Byrnes-Sweeney high five

by Brian Floyd on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

TRIPLE PLAY

I’M FEELING IT

by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

MILTON IS MAD

by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

BUNTING MAD

FREE ADAM MOORE

by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Good at bat

by Punkhazard on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

BYRNES!!!!!

by JLC on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

And now Eric Byrnes is in the game.

Fuck.

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Yep

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Rather have him running the bases than Sweendog.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

God, I want Milton to drive in this run so bad!!

by MFAN on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

...and thus the provenance of the phrase:

“more embarrassing than walking Mike Sweeney”

by Cougriculture on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

Milton doing that bunt thing again...

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

Bunt to bring up Rob Johnson?

The ironings.

by Spider Jerusalem on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

JESUS JOHNSON IS ON DECK?!

by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Kotchman

by Brian Floyd on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Of course he is, we have runners on base.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Rob Johnson is on deck.

Jesus Johnson plays for the Mexico City MudSharks.

by HawkedUp on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

F THAT.

He better fucking pinch hit Griffey.

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Now you bunT?

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

Can Eric Byrnes not move at a normal pace?

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

He can, but then he has to twitch the rest of his body violently.

by JLC on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT

by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

Do not bunt

DO NOT BUNT

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

IF YOU'RE EVER GOING TO BUNT NOW IS THE TIME

by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't bunt.

CRUSH!

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

And now Eric Byrnes is in the game.

Fuck.

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Yep

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

DON'T BUNT

by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

This team is harder to watch right now the 2008 version

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

Agreed

This team has talent it’s not living up to.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

BUNT HOME RUN LET'S DO THIS

by Alto on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

BUNT?

NO

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

How the fuck hasn't Sweeney gotten HBP in this atbat

On Gameday, it looks like Brett and Jeff bribed Zeigler to kill Sweeney’s knees once and for all.

by Decatur on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

Go for it!

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by BrettJMiller on Apr 13, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions

I wonder who Gaudin is getting ready to face...

I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

Oh hey, lunatic is in the game.

by Kirk on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

Don't fucking bunt.

God, that would be too goddamn annoying

by chezbergrur on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

TAKE

by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

Milton is trolling us. He saw how pissed we got at his attempted bunt.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

BECAUSE ROB JOHNSON, JACK WILSON, AND CASEY KOTCHMAN ARE BETTER HITTERS

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

I just feel like we're going to score here.

by wazzu93 on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

INSANE!!!!

by spencer peaty on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

THERE IT IS

by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

MILTON!

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by w00tah on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

THANK YOU DON

by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

HE FUCKED CALLED IT

by Brian Floyd on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

FUCK YEAH

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!

by James F'n X on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

BOOM!

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs

I don't watch either of these shows but I love this .gif.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

I had this ready for the Milton AB

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

NICE FUCKING CALL JAY

FUCK YESSSSSSSSS

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKING MILTON!"

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

ALL XBH FOR MILTON

FREE ADAM MOORE

by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES

by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN

by Nate Dogg on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YEAH

"LARGENT! UNLOADED! and he got the ball!

by seattle_since_81 on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

ANGRY BLACK BALLS

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

HAHAHAHAHA

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKYES FUCK YES

by stupidquestions on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

BUHNER CALLS IT!

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

Yay!

by el pato on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by RunningFool on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

I like Milton

by Cougriculture on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

3... 2.... 1....

meltdown

by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

FINALLY!

by zeeehjee on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

HALLELUJAH!!!!!

by Xux on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

MILTON FUCKING BRADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

HALLELUJAH!!!!

by wazzu93 on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YES!

by chezbergrur on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YES!!!

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

OH MY GOD SEX YES YES YES

by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

OMFG YES

by Punkhazard on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

by JBell523 on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

KAFNBLOOOIE!!!!

by ThundaPC on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

Thanks Ziegler for losing the strike zone.

by Spider Jerusalem on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

MILTON MOTHERFUCKING BRADLEY!

by tintin on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

OH MY GOD KEEP BUHNER THERE

Yes, we have a coupon.

by Crystal for DH on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK ME SO HARD MILTON FUCK ME FUCK ME

by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

BRADLEY BOMB SEX ME THE FUCK UP OH YEAH HELL YEAH

by Alto on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

by stredarts on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

BILTON!

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAHFHDH OIAHOIDHOIDOIA

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

PRAISE THE LORD PRAISE THE LORD

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

JAY BUHNER HAS WON THE GAME!

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Nick S on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

MILTON BRADLEY

FUCK YES NEVER LEAVE OUR CITY

by JLC on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

I LOVE YOU BRADLEY

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MILTON FUCKING BRADLEY ALL YOU HATERS SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS

Milton Bradley apologist

by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

MILTON MOTHERFUCKIN' BRADLEY

by craig3410 on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Milton Bradley's OPS is .666

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

With a .080 BA

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

MY GOD HE IS THE ANTICHRIST

by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

I MUST MAKE SEX WITH MILTON BRADLEY

by mjhhiv on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

MILTON BRADLEY I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU MAY EVENTUALLY KILL

by drblacknwhite on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Excellent call by Sims

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

BOO HIM, I FUCKING DARE YOU

by Brian Floyd on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

I said it above but

IINNSSAANNEE!!!!

by spencer peaty on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Okay, Buhner, now call me winning a million dollars in the lottery.

Please and thank you.

by Jeff Nye on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU SILVA!

by ThundaPC on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

I wanted to post something, but I was just started spazzing out over my keyboard in excitement instead.

by Limerickx on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

MILTON FUCKING BRADLEY!!

"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."

by nickmo on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

BLOWERS, YOU ARE NOW REDUNDANT

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK ME SOOOO HARD

by Bicycle Rider on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

THEY'RE HUGGING MILTON BRADLEY!

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Milton Bradley apologist

by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

VINDICATED

FREE ADAM MOORE

by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

MILTON FUCKING BRADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

SEATTLE LOVES YOU YOU ANGRY, ANGRY MAN

by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

MILTON MOTHERFUCKING BRADLEY!!!

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

CURTAIN CALL!!!!!!

by HawkedUp on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

I AM DETERMINED TO HAVE SEX WITH MILTON BRADLEY

by mjhhiv on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

RUNS!

by Bicycle Rider on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

YES!! YES YES YES EYS

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Decatur on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

There he is.

"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki

by Slow Country on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Kiss kiss.

by Spider Jerusalem on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

WE HAVE OFFENSE!

Yes, we have a coupon.

by Crystal for DH on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

I like how he still looks pissed

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

It will never be enough

FREE ADAM MOORE

by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

FLY FLY FLY AWAY!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Thank you God.

THANK YOU.

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Sims lost his shit!

Milton Bradley apologist

by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

HEY NOBODY IS BOOING BRADLEY

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

YES YES YES WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRADLEY!

by Nate Dogg on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Well how do you do!

by Torrid on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Oh Milton, you sweet, sweet, beautiful human.

by mjhhiv on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Who was that dumbshit this weekend that was saying Milton

Wasnt going to turn it around? FUCK THAT GUY. I NEVER LIKED MYSELF ANYWAY.

by BeerDrinking on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Counseling is an option.

by Spider Jerusalem on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

MILTON BRADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

I just spent the last minute curled up on the floor freaking out

I am fucking beside myself.

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

He hit that ball like a white guy looking at him cross-eyed

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs

WE LOVE YOU MILTON BRADLEY

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

HE LOOKS PISSED!! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID SLUMP!

by I'mSureI'veSeenWorse on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

Don't use up all the runs!

by Spider Jerusalem on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

I CALLED IT FIRST

by TWownsU on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

Fister win, hopefully!

by Bicycle Rider on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

Milton Braldey you beautiful man

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

How could you trade Jay buhner????

by spencer peaty on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

God and its even better to get it off Zeigler

by Gihyou on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

Im crying right now

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

The only thing that would of made that better would of been had Milton flipped off the entire A's infield.

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Double-barrelled flipoff.

by craig3410 on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Pedro Serrano in ML2-style?

by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

YES

by hiskeyd on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

I love how mad he looked. You show him Milton.

by WestCoastBias. on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

HIRE JAY BUHNER AS OFFICIAL TEAM HOME RUN PSYCHIC

by Alto on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

That's Mike Blowers job.

by ChristopherA on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Platoon!

by Alto on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS GAME AND I LOVE THIS MILTON BRADLEY

HOLY SHIT YES YESY YES YES EYS EYSEDS

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YEAH FAGGOTS

by Poochie on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs

This is appropriately sized.

No sarcasm.

FREE ADAM MOORE

by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

gotta have that funk

by spencer peaty on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Please for your own sake please capitalize

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Is this all you even do here now?

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

You expect more of him?

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

He used to quite the poster.

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

And he didn't even make the gif.

Speaking of which who made the gif? I made the image then someone turned it into a gif.

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

100% of my comments in this thread went green

by Poochie on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Aw fuck

by Poochie on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

There there

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Holy shit I wish I didn't live in a dorm

Because I just woke up my whole fucking floor

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

Bradly has an OPS of .666

I find that humorous.

by Limerickx on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

He is the devil

And we love that.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Ahem

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/4/13/1420188/4-13-open-game-thread-part-2#34644083

by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

Ahem

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/4/13/1420227/4-13-open-game-thread-part-3#34650630

by cedarA on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah for the funk blast

by MarinerFaninAZ on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

Still not as impressive as Blowers' call last year

by JBell523 on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck Mike Blowers

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Endlessly sexier, however

by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

That was the best Sims call I've ever heard.

by ThundaPC on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

gus johnsonesc

by spencer peaty on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Please capitalize.

"LARGENT! UNLOADED! and he got the ball!

by seattle_since_81 on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

'AND ICHIRO HAS BEATEN MARIANO RIVERA'

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

The lack of offense was really getting to him

by JLC on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Jesus Christ I'm still shaking.

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

We can win

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Thanks Milton - that was no doiley.

by TrustBaseball on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

CUBS FANS WERE RIGHT I HATE THIS MILTON BRADLEY GUY

WAIT NO I DON’T

by JLC on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Did Rob Johnson just bunt?

Ah, who cares. MILTON I LOVE YOU I WANT YOUR BABIES

by mjhhiv on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Uh

Milton Bradley eats babies…

by voltron27 on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Can I give birth to his babies, then?

by mjhhiv on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes.

But Buhner would have to predict the pregnancy.

by voltron27 on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Less money to have to spend on food

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

MILTON: "I GOT SOME DIRT ON MY SHOULDER. CAN YOU BRUSH IT OFF FOR ME?"

by Decatur on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs

Weird because I was listening to that song as he hit that homerun.

by Kirk on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

They should definitely play that for his at bat's.

by WestCoastBias. on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Why bring Aardsma out

KEEP FISTING!

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

FISTER ALL NIGHT

by Bicycle Rider on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ROB?!?

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I think this best captures the essence of Rob Johnson.

by Torrid on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Bradley is already better than Silva

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

.

~~is already~~ has always been.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Doug Fister needs to work on his high fives

by JBell523 on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

Fisting

FREE ADAM MOORE

by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

BOOOS FOR ROB JOHNSON.

YES!

by w00tah on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

He really didn't get any cheers on opening day when he ran out.

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

There were a couple of people around me that were cheering for him.

Ugh.

"LARGENT! UNLOADED! and he got the ball!

by seattle_since_81 on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Overall it was pretty silent.

I was yelling at Sweeney to go on the DL.

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

And of course Johnson strikes out

For the third time.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

Rob Johnson still sucks. More at 11.

by Alto on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

Moore*

Fixed that for ya!

by tintin on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Ha.

Rob Johnson, I hope you hate yourself.

by Ian Smell on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

Aardsma is getting ready because Fister wet himself...

by I'mSureI'veSeenWorse on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

NOT EVEN ROB FUCKING JOHNSON CAN BRING ME DOWN

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

Do not tempt him

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Bunting at bad first pitches...YESSSS

I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

What's with the showing bunt?

by Xux on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

Rob Johnson with the ol Golden Sombrero!

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

He makes it look so easy!

by Bicycle Rider on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't you need 4 at-bats and 4 strikeouts to qualify for that?

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

FUCKKKKK YESSS GREAT INNING

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

Wow that ended a 20 inning scoreless streak

incredible

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

I wonder what the longest Astros streak is this year

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

The Astros have only led once the entire year

For a half-inning. That is sad.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I feel so bad for the Astros

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I meant sad in a bad way

Not sad in a feel sorry for them way.

I could give a fuck about the Astros.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't really like them. But I do feel bad for them. 0-7 would be horrible

by E-Lizz on Apr 14, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions

I do not believe you

by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I heard it straight from the horse's mouth so it must be true

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Was it a talking horse?

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

No.

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Then how do you know what he was saying.

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Was the horse from Enumclaw?

by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

No

That one came in his mouth.

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Wait THAT horse from Enumclaw?

by stredarts on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh shit

by Torrid on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

NO FUCK AARDSMA

FISTER CGSO LETS DO THIS SHIT

by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

Time to tell it to the DA!

Karma police, arrest this man.

by wyte_lightning on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

Come on baby! Can I get a "case closed"??

by I'mSureI'veSeenWorse on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

Atleast were not wasting all our offense on one game

by Punkhazard on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

The US Census commercial music is glorious.

by Ian Smell on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

Snoqualmie Casino commercials have it beat by a mile.

"LARGENT! UNLOADED! and he got the ball!

by seattle_since_81 on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Do you like or dislike Ian Snell?

Choose your words carefully here

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I find it humorous that Rob Johnson still has the second-highest OPS out of the starters.

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I also find it humorous that he's in the major leagues.

by Ian Smell on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

SHUT UP COACH

THAT’S NOT TRUE. THE NUMBERS MAY SAY IT’S TRUE, BUT NUMBERS LIE. THEY LIE COACH. YOU’RE WRONG COACH.

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Me too!

by MFAN on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Who else was nervous that Bradley would shank Fister for trying to high five him?

by Jeff Nye on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions

That was also the best "Oh-No" comment I've ever heard.

by ThundaPC on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

I still like the Natinals one that Matthew(?) posted a while ago.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Jeff.

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Jeff

by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Devin

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Gomez

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Horatio P Snuffenpuff

by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Easy mistake to make.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhh!!!!!

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Ms Jeff Interrupter

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Trent

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

That's what she said!

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

In the 8th?

by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Confusing the authors is really doily

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

DA TIME!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

That was such a white high five between Bradley and Kotchman

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

That was one of hardest hit balls that I have ever seen

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

Reminded me of a Russell blast

by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

So much anger

by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

ALL ABOARD THE AARDSMA EXPRESS

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

This is terrifying.

by w00tah on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

LET'S GO!

by ThundaPC on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

TOOT TOOT

by d0nkey on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Ominous start...

by Brian Floyd on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Oh fuck DA

A walk…

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Oh noes

by mjhhiv on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Oh cool, a walk.

Milton Bradley apologist

by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

BRING IN BRANDON LEAGUE

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

DUN DUN DUN

FREE ADAM MOORE

by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Aardsma: This is no time for walks.

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

GAME TERRIFYING

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Do not fuck this shit up Aardsma.

by drblacknwhite on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Ugh.

I would’ve rather seen Fister keep going

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Absolutely.

What was his pitch count?

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Never mind, Dave says 100.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Ya I know

But DA makes me so nervous

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

OH FUCK YOU

AFTER ALL YOU PUT ME THROUGH TONIGHT DO NOT SIC BAD AARDSMA ON ME.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

I think I would keel over if that happened

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

At least they don't have Nelson Cruz

by JBell523 on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

Oh boy

I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

Come on Buhner, call the double play.

by TrustBaseball on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

Use this power well.

by tintin on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

BRING IN BRANDON LEAGUE

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Soo, we're boned right?

by d0nkey on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

Just about.

by Bicycle Rider on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

NOPE

by Brian Floyd on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

DP!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

WOOOOOT

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

YES

by drblacknwhite on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

YES! YES! YES!

by I'mSureI'veSeenWorse on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

Ring it up!

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

Dave Sims taking announcing lessons from Brian Wheeler

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

DP FOR THE DA

by mjhhiv on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

ALL ABOARD THE DP EXPRESS

by Alto on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

YEAH!!!

by TrustBaseball on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

RING IT UP!

by ThundaPC on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

HIYOOOO

Milton Bradley apologist

by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

TIMELY DOUBLE PLAY!!!!!!!

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

Oh jeezeeeee! TWO DOWN!

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

AARDSMA'D

by Grady Clapp on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

Aawesome.

by chezbergrur on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

DP for the win

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

Even David Aardsma can get one out before letting three runs score.

(hopefully)

by Jeff Nye on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

SHUT

by moyerLIVES on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

DP YES

by TWownsU on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

DP ACTION BABY

by JBell523 on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS

I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

I'm in the bone-zone, officially.

by mjhhiv on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

DP with "soft hands"

Thanks, Jay.

by Brian Floyd on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

GROUND BALL AARDSMA!

by Bicycle Rider on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

NICE

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

Ground ball?

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

SHHHH!

by d0nkey on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Post a gif for out #3

by d0nkey on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

And we go to 3-0

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

BRANDON LEAGUE

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

Only if Rob Johnson calls a splitter

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Walk this way

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

Come on Dave!

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

You had to walk somebody dont you

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

That is his 2nd walk this inning.

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

The double play does not mean you can walk the next guy.

Goddammit.

by drblacknwhite on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

Jesus

Wak go say something to him.

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

A;KLGRJ;ALEHG;RLARJG;AKLJET;L

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

What the fuck. JUST FINISH OFF THE DAMN BALLGAME.

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

Aardsma.

Stop it.

by Limerickx on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

Get the fuck back behind the plate, Johnson.

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

Oh god its the bitch

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

Aardsma's just giving them some false hope.

by Alto on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

GODDAMMIT STOP SCARING ME

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

HEY AARDSMA

THIS IS WHAT REGRESSION LOOKS LIKE

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

Well, um, hmmm.

THROW STRIKES YOU WHITE BASTARD

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

BRANDON LEAGUE

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

OR FELIX

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I LIKE THE FELIX IDEA BETTER

GO WITH THAT ONE.

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

We're in serious trouble if Rob Johnson was telling Aardsma what to do next in that mound visit.

by Ian Smell on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

The fake Suzuki...

by voltron27 on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

Or perhaps the best Suzuki of the nascent decade

by yuniform on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

If he was a real Suzuki he would have one name, all hail Kurt.

by voltron27 on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I can see Aardsma being Francisco'd before long.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

THROW THAT SPLITTER YOU HAVE!

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

AARDSMA HAS 2 MORE WALKS IN 2/3 OF AN INNING THAN FISTER HAD IN 8

by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

Aardsma seemingly doesn't feel comfortable without someone on base.

by Bicycle Rider on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

SIT DOWN SON

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

WOOHOO WE WON WE ACTUALLY WON WE ACTUALLY FREAKING WON!!!

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by I'mSureI'veSeenWorse on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

MARINERS WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

YES YES YES!!!

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

VICTORY!!!!

by drblacknwhite on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

WHEEEEEE!

by wazzu93 on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

That is your ballgame

by spencer peaty on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

WIN!

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

A WINNER IS YOU

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

WE WON A GAME FELIX DIDN'T START

FREE ADAM MOORE

by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

AND OF ALL PEOPLE FISTER STARTED

by Torrid on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

2010!!!

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs

Its the only thing with Milton in it!

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

I have still not come to terms with this gif.

by Torrid on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

What are those and why is there a t-rex?

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Research Llamapillars and Rally Dino.

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Those llamas are well, I can't describe how I feel about them.

Carl Everett will be remembered

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Looks like Llamas,.

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Ah thanks, wasn't sure if that was an l or an i

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

WOOO!

by zeeehjee on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

Wee!@

by Kirk on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

CASE CLOSED

MARINERS WIN!!!!

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

VICTORY!

by ThundaPC on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

WIN!!

by Nate Dogg on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

Playoffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TrustBaseball on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

WE'RE ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!

by d0nkey on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

MOMENTUM

GET INTO IT.

Milton Bradley apologist

by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

WIN

by Bicycle Rider on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

CASE CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!

by I'mSureI'veSeenWorse on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WE HAVE VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

GUYS WE WON HOLY FUCK WE WON BRADLEY IS SEX WE WON WON WON

by Alto on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

WOO

by chezbergrur on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

YAY FUCK YEAH BITCHES DOUG FISTER AND MILTON BRADLEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU THE CUBS CAN SUCK MY COCK

by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

3-159!!

by JBell523 on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

Game.

Fuck Oakland.

by moyerLIVES on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

3rd place!

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AH AH AH AH AH

I’m exited.

by mjhhiv on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

HPOE

by Dewey N on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

THANK YOU CHRIST

AND FISTY

AND MILTONNNNNNNNN

by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

BRANDON LEAGUE

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

VICTORY FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

by TWownsU on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

TO THE MOON!!!!!!

"LARGENT! UNLOADED! and he got the ball!

by seattle_since_81 on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

TO THE FUCKING MOON!!!!!!!!

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

DOUGIE AND MILTON!!! Partners in crime!

by MFAN on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

Oh oh oh ohoh ohohhohohohohhohhooooooohhhhh yeah... spurt.

by stredarts on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Smile, boys!

You can look happy and relieved at the same time!

by Xux on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

VICTORY!

by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

I'm so relieved, not gonna lie

Great win tonight.

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

I'm confused, the announcers say the ball game is over, but the Mariners have more runs than the other team

That can’t be right, can it????

by hiskeyd on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

by Grady Clapp on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I really feel that spaghetti cat is underappreciated.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Indeed

Indeed.

by Grady Clapp on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

UNBELIEVEABLE

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

I hope Milton Bradley says something hilariously profane and/or controversial here.

by Ian Smell on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

Quite the opposite

by d0nkey on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

"Yeah I gotta give Doug credit but those other sons of bitches better step it up or else I'm gonna kick their ass. I can gurantee that Rob Johnson won't see anywhere on the field in tommorrow

by EequalsMc2 on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

I wonder what happens if they pie him?

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

Why Milton sounds downright placid

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

Bradley doesn't sound like I thought he would.

by zeeehjee on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

Home run over the In Z We Trust Banner

Should have a good shot of it now.

"LARGENT! UNLOADED! and he got the ball!

by seattle_since_81 on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

How visible is that on TV?

by BrettJMiller on Apr 13, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Big enough to just about see it on the mlb.tv highlights!

by EnglishMariner on Apr 14, 2010 5:13 AM PDT up reply actions

I saw it a few times last night.

Next time affix the lower outer edge straps also because it was hanging like a limp dishrag last night.

by Sec 108 on Apr 14, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions

Just watched fastcast on mlb.com as well and it was very clear on there, it looks great!

Sure it will get a mention some time this season on FSN as well.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 14, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions

Bradley is such a sweet sounding dude.

by ThundaPC on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

Must be related to Wayne Brady.

by voltron27 on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I wish MLB.TV would show the post game interviews.

by Ender15 on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

Me too :(

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

WIN

by hiskeyd on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

D'AWWWWW

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

The smile at the end...

Weird.

by w00tah on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

More like adorable.

by drblacknwhite on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

BRADLEY SMILE

FREE ADAM MOORE

by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

LOVE THAT SMILE

by BeerDrinking on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

That was hilarious

FREE ADAM MOORE

by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Awesome.

by TrustBaseball on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

DID YOU JUST SEE THAT SMILE?

by TWownsU on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

"Thank you."

and smile.

"LARGENT! UNLOADED! and he got the ball!

by seattle_since_81 on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

I love Milton Bradley.

by stupidquestions on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

Fister talking up Johnson in post game.

by wazzu93 on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

Bradley's smile made the whole interview

by Alto on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

Hahaha, Bradley's smile

by RunningFool on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

Boom.

Milton Bradley apologist

by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

We need a GIF of that, pronto!

FREE ADAM MOORE

by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

ARGH

That wasn’t captured on MLB.tv was it?

MUST GIF THAT SMILE

by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

No :(

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I agree

FREE ADAM MOORE

by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

NO

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes!

Griffey!

by Big Jared on Apr 13, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Griffey must have told Bradley to smile at the end.

by ThundaPC on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

MLB.TV doesn't do postgame either :(

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

Wahhhh :(

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Milton Bradley.

He’s just an all around great guy.

by Ian Smell on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

Radio interview he's really softspoken.

by wazzu93 on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh my God

20 recs to the person who can .gif the Bradley smile at the end

by JLC on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

And 20 more from me!

by RunningFool on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Offer void if your name is Jeff Sullivan

by JLC on Apr 13, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions

SMILE and PEACE

HAHA! That made ME smile!

He gave that crazy smile then wheeled the heck on outta there. .GIF PLEASE!

by Charles Gipson is a Mangod on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

Can someone transcribe the interview??

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

Nothing too groundbreaking.

by ThundaPC on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Here you go

All around team effort, we’re all loose…

Weird smile.

by Charles Gipson is a Mangod on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Weird...?

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

He said thank you, posed and smiled for the camera, and then took off.

It looked like he was taking his high school yearbook photo.

by drblacknwhite on Apr 13, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

It was random at the end.

Like a 6 year old smile. Kind of spaz like

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions

That's hilarious.

I hope there’s a gif somewhere.

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't see anyway how.

Can you run a TV cable signal to a laptop w/o a TV tuner card?

by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Wishful thinking that FSNW would actually post the interview

I know this won’t happen.

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions

I really wish I was in market

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Emailed a quicktime of it to you, hope the quality is good enough.

by Don275 on Apr 13, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 11 recs

Workable!

Thanks!

by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Doubtful

by Poochie on Apr 13, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions

No.

by Robert on Apr 13, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Or like he was reading off a cue card.

"LARGENT! UNLOADED! and he got the ball!

by seattle_since_81 on Apr 13, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions

I know what my next jersey is going to be!

by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions

JOHNSON

32

by RunningFool on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Very humble...team effort

by TrustBaseball on Apr 13, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions

He did mention that the whole organization had faith in him and that was important

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh well,

Time to read Dave Cameron’s recap.

by ThundaPC on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

Fist 'N Bradley

New toy company!

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

LIKE!

Its finally happened.

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions

I take back what I said about the Bradley smile gif

I just want the Bradley-Fister high five gif.

by E-Lizz on Apr 13, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions

I still want the Bradley smile gif!

by Allen Wu on Apr 13, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions

could someone get the dave's homerun call for miltons homerun please?

by C-Nage on Apr 13, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions

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