4/13: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 8:11 PM PDT
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I hate Geico
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
He's like Unicron
He can exist no matter what in all dimensions and universes
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Unicron also a giant flaming faggot?
Because then I can understand your simile.
by JLC on Apr 13, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He was destroyed by an 80's inspirational rock song and a glowing orb by a transformer named Hot Rod
Does that count?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thank God none of us are announcers
We would be so fired by now. Actually, but Rob Johnson’s first at bat of his career.
Didn't Rob Johnson homer his first at bat or something equally retarded?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
So I came in the game going all "hey it's scorless must be an awesome pitchers duel" then I checked the Fangraphs chart and was like "oh just another shitty game with the A's."
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
That's right.
Don’t fuck with the Jesus.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Pitching and defense. Right.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
I fucking quit.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
So I'm thinking about stopping watching and going away for a while.
Yeah I don’t need to watch this.
Except for those who are in on the Griffey Challenge.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 13, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Check out all the yawns in first row
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 13, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Nice throw!
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Yay, no damage!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
That what Robert said on his prom night.
by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice work Fister
I fucking hate you Mariners
Milton's like...
I got… I got… cheers?
This is… too good to be true!
Well it wasn't two inches left of his chest.
So he actually had a chance to catch it.
Former players rarely are.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fister throwing a sweeeeetttt game so far.
Now we must score.
Here's to getting out of a jam
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 13, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
And Jack Wilson grounds out first pitch
But his defense makes up for it, so no prob
Does Jack just hope that people are gonna throw down the middle so he can get a hit?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Pitchers generally suck when they're 35.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
God dammit Ichiro. Stop sucking.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Jack Wilson hits like I did when I played rec softball
He sucks. (I sucked at defense as well, so I guess he wins).
LET'S GO FIGGERS
HIT ONE OUT YOU MIDGET
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 13, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Close enough
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Jay Buhner's "analysis" is a positive Baseball Cliche Storm.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Figgers double!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Yeah our figger > yours!
Man that sounds racist…
Not Rob Johnson
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Yayyyy, another two out xbh
but gutisex, so maybe
Oh hey, a runner on base with 2 outs....
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
I'm Rec this.
Don’t care about catching you right now.
by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Annoying!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
DEFENSE
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
SO CLOSE TO A DOILY
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Lopez *bum-bum* Lopez *bum-bum*...
That’s hard to replicate in text form. Go figure.
He wants it so badly!
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
WHY?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Why the fuck?
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING FUCK WE CAN'T BUY A FUCKING RUN
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Eye level is not in the strike zone!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Yep.
You should be disgusted with yourself, Lopez. You’ve gone from being one of the harder players to strike out to this.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T WE SCORE ONE GOD DAMN RUN
THE FUCKING PADRES SCORED 17 RUNS LAST NIGHT. HELLO?
HI
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I love GTE
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
THE BAGS GOT MIXED UP HEADING OUT OF PEORIA AN DTHE PADRES TOOK BOTH OFFENSES WITH THEM
WE GOT BOTH BAGS OF STRIKEOUTS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by Corco on Apr 13, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd btich but... he's been fucking Anderson up all night.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING STRIKE 3!! FUCK
I fucking hate you Mariners
This ump is bad
But consistent.
FREE ADAM MOORE
So, uh, ump? Please starting calling those pitches in the strike zone strikes.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fister is like, 5/6th legs
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
FISTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Fist her?
I barely even know her
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's awesome
how did you come up with that?
by Eyeball Kid on Apr 13, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHA, YOU GOT FISTED!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Daric Barton ladies and gents.
Professional hitter. Can’t handle 88mph gas.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder how it feels to miss that pitch.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
So the A's lineup isn't great bu this is as good as Fister has ever looked.
He has pitched insanely well.
He has.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Anderson has thrown him like eight curves in his first two ABs
guess what pitch he was looking for there?
by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, nice stop Lopez
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Nice job Lopez.
That defensive switch has worked out fairly well.
!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
They need an 8 run inning just to get their confidence back
It’s obvious they’re pressing with guys on base
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
HEY A'S WANNA TRADE SWEENEYS?
OURS HAS HUGS!
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 13, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Bradley will hit a homerun.
I can see it in his eyes.
HEY ROB JOHNSON
THAT’S WHAT YOU DO WITH THAT DOWN AND IN SLIDER… DONT FUCKING SWING AT IT.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
No out baserunner?
Whos going to roll into the DP ?
Hey look, they recognized he always throws the curve at a 3-2 count
so one of them didn’t swing at it!
Gaudin prepares for his epic battle with "Rob Johnson"
I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
That died quickly
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
FUCK!
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
Well.... even Milton is gonna do that.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
IT'S OKAY BRADLEY GET 'EM NEXT TIME
I BELIEVE IN YOU
by katal on Apr 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
NOT FUCKING COOL ASSHOLES
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
It's so close to the coast and is surrounded on two sides by water
It’s almost an island
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I realize that
I said it hardly qualifies as the mainland, which means it still does a little bit, and it is almost an island, which means it is not
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
No, it is not.
Literally nothing has ever been less accurate and there are people that believe the earth is flat.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
But I said Seattle is the mainland and not an island
How is that not accurate?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
That is not what "hardly qualifies" means
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
With a few very minor changes to the surrounding geography it would not be the mainland
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
A massive seismic event != minor change to the surrounding geography
I was just talking about flooding Lake Washington
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
And I'm just talking about breaking creating four gigantic fissures on each side of a square state.
by abender20 on Apr 13, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
All I would have to do is dig a small canal from Lake Washington to the Puget Sound
by the King County airport, let nature take over, and Seattle would be an island
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
All you would have to do?
I don’t mean to pile on, but Corco…
Give me a shovel and right of way and I'll have it done by the end of FY 2013
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Actually, I just need to dig the canal from Lake Washington to the Duwamish River and let nature take over
I promise this will work
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
So is digging a canal from Seattle to Wyoming
by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
How did a canal from the Duwamish River to Lake Washington turn into a canal from Seattle to Wyoming?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Krotchwalket
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Oh look, base runners for Rob Johnson!
Commence Little League hitting.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Maybe MLB will implement a Mariners Mercy Rule
They feel so bad for us, they will allow us to skip Rob in the lineup.
HR...
Then passes Kotchman on the basepaths for third out. Inning over.
Go Unicron!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Something along the lines of "LOL"
FREE ADAM MOORE
by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, Suzuki is mocking Rob.
FREE ADAM MOORE
Wow, he takes 2nd base.
Now Rob will strike out anyway.
RISP for Rob to fail at driving in.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
HEY!!! ROB!!!
TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM! BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Wut?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
We're so close!
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
What the hell, now he gets on base?
At least this means Ichiro will lead off the next inning.
Hey the only way Rob Johnson can get on base.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Best thing about mlb.tv this season...
No stupid delay so I can follow game threads without knowing what happens in advance.
Way to Roger Dorn it Rob
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
TAAAAAAAAAKE!.... or not.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
DAMNIT ROB JOHNSON
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
Our offense makes me cry on the outside.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate this fucking game.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Gah, all these weak grounders
We have as much power as Haiti.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Looks like Di Nero with Dustin Hoffman's hair.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
So you can't think of a punchline?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is he doing that?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
15 left on base so far today......
i want to kill myself
Dear M's Offense;
THANKS FOR STRINGING ME UP TO DRY DESPITE MY SURPRISINGLY GOOD PERFORMANCE TONIGHT. YOU FUCKERS ARE ALL BUYING MY DRINKS TONIGHT.
—Sincerely, Doug Fister.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Apr 13, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This reminds me of my favourite football chant
‘Tall and thin, he looks like Niall Quinn, it’s Niall Quinn!’
I would have
but the codes don’t work in the subject line
That is never an acceptable excuse
Use a placeholder in the subject line
STRIKE THREE
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sit down Bitch!
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
THE FIST BRINGS THE PAIN.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
My computer flipped out.
What exactly happened to Wilson?
Yeah, he has.
I just thought it was important to point out that we’re not exactly facing the ’27 Yankees here.
Da fuck that miss?
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
REALLY? THAT WASN'T A STRIKE?
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
How on earth does Adam Rosales play baseball?
He looks like he should play World of Warcraft or something.
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 13, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
This is really a pitching clinic
Fister just outperformed Brett Anderson for seven innings, and didn’t need luck to do so.
Wow.
That is the only reason Wilson is allowed to live.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
ONE RUN.
ONE FUCKING RUN ASSWIPES. THAT’S ALL I’M ASKING AT THIS POINT. GIVE ME REASON TO GET INVESTED IN THIS GAME.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Jack Wilson is sexy.
Unless he’s batting. Then he looks like a beaver. Or perhaps a gopher? Hmm.
Fister is only at 89 pitches.
FREE ADAM MOORE
by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if he wants to flirt with some babes.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If I was Doug Fister I'd be punching everyone in the dugout in the face with my fist.
Get this man the win M’s.
FUCK THA RELIEVERS COMIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE BULLPEN MOUND
CHONE FIGGERS GONNA FUCK YOU UP CUZ HE BROWN
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 13, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
AND NOT THE OTHA COLOR SO THE A'S THINK
THEY GOT THE AUTHORITY TO K A MINORITY
FUCK YOU
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Ichiro, why you hurt me so bad.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I think you mean "bad".
“Poorly” would mean he sucks at looking at the plate.
Who is that guy and what has he done with Ichiro?
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Ichiro. :(
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Apr 13, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Guys. It's ICHIRO.
This happens every year!
FREE ADAM MOORE
Nobody important is turning on Ichiro.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember when Ichiro struggled in April of 2004.
The season ended well for him that year.
It's GTE.
I don’t truly expect Ichiro to continue to suck, but this shit is annoying.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Its still frusterating
Kind of like a child that is smart, but isn’t using his potential. So you beat and maybe piss in his lunchbox to set him straight.
So all we need is someone to piss in Ichiro’s lunch box
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That is a horrible metaphor
FREE ADAM MOORE
by killer_ewok18 on Apr 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Leave the Zen to Ichiro.
He will find a way to ignite the fire that lies dormant in the recesses of his own soul.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This is what Ichiro always looks like when he's just a bit off.
There’s a fine line being being amazing and looking silly when you hit like Ichiro.
It'll be really sad when he does fall off the cliff.
I don’t know how long it’ll take for us to really accept that it’s happened.
He looks exactly the same though.
There’s no reason, physically, to think it’s anything than a slump.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
When he does fall off a cliff, I suspect it won't last long.
Ichiro has a lot of pride. I suspect he’ll be willing to step back from starting the moment he begins to slip.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE TAKE OFF EVERY FIG!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
AT LEAST FIGGY CAN GET ON BASE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I want to sex up some Figgy Pudding.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Would you mind explaining this comment?
I’m not sure what you mean.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, just making sure.
She is a very classy lassy.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
"Mariners threatening here in the 7th"
That doesn’t really strike the fear of God into anyone right now
Thought the same thing.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Getting hit with a stick can still hurt.
Especially in the eye.
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
by beastwarking on Apr 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Pinch hit Sweeney with Tui imo.
If we get that far.
Well, almost time for LOST.
Time traveling sci-fi bullshit > Mariners faggotry.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Apr 13, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
Already watched it.
Good episode if you like Hugo.
I hear that.
I’m counting on this GT to keep me abreast of the score.
Yay!
Cliff Lee news
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
BALK!!!!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Pitcher was just doing his flamingo impersonation
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
With Rob Johnson, that's a run.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 13, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Damn, that sucks
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I just don't have anything to say
I don’t even know why I’m commenting.
Because if a human being is playing catcher that ball goes to the backstop
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Probably thought it was going wild. Or thought Suzuki would drop to the ground first.
I mean…. not a horrible idea to try to catch Suzuki napping…
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
22.
I’ve never used or have been around people that use chatspeak, so I don’t know many of the translations.
by Bicycle Rider on Apr 14, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions
It's short for "fuck my life."
like all of chatspeak, it’s just as stupid as it sounds.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
We sure this isn't a bot?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I could see that.
Set up with Gameday, whenever a new Ms batter comes up it automatically posts, and it is almost always accurate.
FUCK YOU SUZUKI YOU FUCKING SLANTY EYED PINEAPPLE PICKING MOTHERFUCKER
by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Dear Johnny Slick
this is racial humor. This is actually funny.
by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He wasn't stealing.
That was a wild pitch that Suzuki somehow corralled and he still had to make an absolutely perfect throw to even have a chance.
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
When you're going bad, don't risk anything. It will NOT GO YOUR WAY
You hear that Mariners?
Here comes the A's runs
I was confident for the first time we were going to win, now it feels like every other fucking game.
Carlos Silvelite
"There's a time when you just gotta sit back and laugh" - Jay Buhner
I’m not laughing Jay.
I kind of am.
I mean… Jesus… I thought we had done everything possible to be fucked into not scoring runs. Then that shit happens.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
If we win this game by some miracle
THEN I will laugh.
I agree. It's actually starting to get funny.
“It just continues, my oh my” ;-)
No fucking chatspeak
I swear I will start banning people
by Matthew on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YOUR MOM IN HER ASS WITH ROBERTS DICK!
by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 13, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
What the fuck are you talking about?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Fuck yourself with a rusty fucking fucktoy
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 13, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think we say Flemish that much.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez has the brakes of a Toyota.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 13, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YES YES YES
WE DID IT JAY BUHNER CALLED IT YES YES YES
WE SCORED A RUN
MILTOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
I want to see the curtain call so so bad.
Alright. I take my words back.
I hereby declare that I will never boo Milton Bradley ever again.
Yankee Hater.
3 K's for Rob.
Way to go bud. Get yourself an ice cream cone.
Come on DA, don't fuck this up.
Cause that’d be even more demoralizing.
I fucking love this night.
And thank you, Sir Fister.
"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93
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