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4/10: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Well, Lopez looks surprisingly decent at 3B at least

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I don't live in Washington

But I am totally against this carbonated beverage tax!

by E-Lizz on Apr 10, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

RAH!

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Perhaps if we get into a throw down argument

We will forget the fact that we’re losing this game. And that Rob Johnson is our catcher.

by E-Lizz on Apr 10, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Perhaps if we get into a throw down argument

We will forget the fact that we’re losing this game. And that Rob Johnson is our catcher.

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to go into this

but there’s no way it doesn’t get into politics, which is a no go here.

by Matthew on Apr 10, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This new thread will surely change our luck

Please, please, please!

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 10, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Jack Wilson.

He just looks like he tries so hard with what he has, and it’s sad.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 10, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY!

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

So Ichiro doesn't suck.

Duh

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEFTALI FELIZ WILL DESTROY US ALL

by I Lick Squirrels on Apr 10, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Load the base

And Guti will conveniently hit one out of Texas for you

Yankee Hater.

by Ef the yankees on Apr 10, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON GUTZ

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING ASS

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING TACOS

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Not fun

can’t wait to get back home where our offense will…coalesce, because..I..said so..?

by Omerta on Apr 10, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

At what point is it reasonable to start being worried?

I know it’s not quite yet, but we have to be getting reasonably close.

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

At the very least, the guys you know are gonna get on base

Figgy and Ichiro haven’t even BEGUN showing what they can do yet. We already knew we’d have trouble scoring with the bottom half of the order and a limited amount of power. If the top two start doing what we know they will, things will get better.

Problem is, doing it now, with Lee out until May, is a REALLY bad time. This is the month they just need to survive and try and stay close, and so far, its not going well.

by E-Lizz on Apr 10, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our lineup isn't going to continue having a below-50 OPS+.

That said, considering how close the division’s going to be, ending the first week five games under .500 is a terrible way to start.

by katal on Apr 10, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casey Kotchman is really ugly.

Not Jack Wilson ugly, but he’s a gnarly looking dude.

by ScottBrowne on Apr 10, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TIME FOR SOME PLATE TOUCHING

I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 10, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds dirty.

I like it.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit.

Feliz

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Great.

The destroyer of the AL West pitching.

by w00tah on Apr 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't wait for that second pitch.

It’ll be bad.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

We are so fucked.

Sorry Felix.
Not today.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Any other player I'd agree.....

But headcases aren’t known for recovering well.

by BeerDrinking on Apr 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, like Zach Grienke.

Bastard’s out of baseball.

50!

by joof on Apr 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

With everything that happened in Chicago

I don’t feel good about Milton’s start I have played sports with many of guys with tempers and “issues” they don’t respond well to starting out 1/20

by BeerDrinking on Apr 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I wish the best for Milton, I actually really like him. Just concerned with his start. Every at bat has looked the exact same.

by BeerDrinking on Apr 10, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Ty Cobb?

He had famous anger management issues! In fact, he both beat a man with no hands and stabbed someone!

50!

by joof on Apr 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowe?

I thought League was up.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Guterez?

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

At least

Sweeney and Griffey are around to keep everybody’s spirits up.

by tait644 on Apr 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Sarcasm or not...

That’s probably a good thing right now.

by E-Lizz on Apr 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it fuck

You know what would keep people’s spirits up? Winning.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

But there has to be some benefit to having veterans in there to make sure nobody get TOO down on themselves. At least that’s what I hope is happening.

by E-Lizz on Apr 10, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

All the tickles in the world aren’t gonna take the place of putting some wins together.

by Bicycle Rider on Apr 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad they could not teach Langerhans to hug.

Apparently he could not get the hang of it though. Just kept reaching for the hug and missing.

by Droid Rage on Apr 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to "Believe Big"

So we need a big inning. COME ON!!

by E-Lizz on Apr 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OT Whoa

Phil Mickelson had back to back eagles… he’s tied for the lead at -11.

by zeeehjee on Apr 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Was it Firestone

That had the magic ring commercials?

by forte40 on Apr 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally!!!!!!

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

GRIFFDAWG ON DECK

GET IT READY HAR HAR.

no lead is safe.

by sanford_and_son on Apr 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Griffdog really not hitting?

I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God GIDP coming.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE

I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 5

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

One more time.

RUNNERS ON BASE COMMENCE NOT HITTING

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK ALLAH

I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ALLAH HO AKBAR

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday still has a white Furby hitting

I want to be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 10, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

After last year

it would be pretty filling to get a comeback 9th inning win in Texas

by Matthew on Apr 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCCCCCCCCCK

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Please Wilson,

I know you can lay down this bunt

by forte40 on Apr 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice bunt

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok .... Good job Wilson.

IBB to Ichiro. Let’s go FIGGINS!

by Ender15 on Apr 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Please Ichiro.

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ICHIBLAST

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I-CHI-RO!!!!!

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLYT FUCK YES

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

UNOMAS

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ICHIRO!!!

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ICHIROOOOOOOOO

What the fuck how did Johnson not score?!?!?!?!

by OlSalty on Apr 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He's so bad

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck

Why weren’t they running

by JLC on Apr 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

CC is getting iced.

Long 8th inning.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Apr 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

GRIFFEEY?!?!

WHERE’S CHONE

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS GRIFFEY HITTING NOW

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It worked!

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Apr 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT WHAT WHAT

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

JUNIOR!

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

GRIFFFEEEEEEEEYYYY

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING ROB JOHNSON YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

CAN YOU NOT DO ANYTHING THAT EQUALS BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER!1

GRIFFEY!!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

TIED!!!!!!!!!!

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST PITCH MOTHERFUCKER

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

KEN GRIFFEY WHAT THE FUCK

THAT BASE HIT JUST WARMED THE COCKLES OF MY HEART

by JLC on Apr 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP CALLING IT PROCESS

YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THIS BASEBALL TEAM IS A PAPER COMPANY!

CALL IT A DECISION!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FEELS GOOD MAN

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was one clutch tickle.

I'd sleep at the Internet, but I've found servers don't make for good pillows.

by thehemogoblin on Apr 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the result

but the thought process was really awful right there.

by marinerdan on Apr 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YESSSSS.

So he is good for more than just tickles.

by E-Lizz on Apr 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

So Tui at 2nd now?

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Chone being replaced by Griffey

but us still tying the score count as an annoying run?

"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki

by Slow Country on Apr 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GUTZ!

YES!

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Apr 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAME

Still at war with Fred Peete

by blueside714 on Apr 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GURZ OH MY FUCKING GOD

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GUTI!

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SEX MACHINE

Stats are not a euphemism for tits

by Trenchtown on Apr 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That is a sexy motherfucker.

"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki

by Slow Country on Apr 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FRANKLIN GUTIERREZ FUCK YES

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

GUTI GUTI GUTI

GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 10, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE RUNS

AARDSMA IN ARLINGTON =|

by OlSalty on Apr 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Today is agood day

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew he was going to ground into a double play.

"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki

by Slow Country on Apr 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabathia looks gassed,

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez, you make me sad.

Stop it.

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Aardsma time.

Go get’em champ. You’re leading the lead in hearts per inning.

by ThundaPC on Apr 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday

Chug….chug………chug……………………wheeze

by Scrupio on Apr 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn I REALLY wish we could have scored a few more.

I don’t feel comfortable with any lead facing this lineup.

by E-Lizz on Apr 10, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

If we win this,

I feel like the last week gets erased.

If we lose this, it will feel like the season’s over.

This is completely emotional.

by Matthew on Apr 10, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

YAY BAD DEFENSE

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no-no for CC

Stats are not a euphemism for tits

by Trenchtown on Apr 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GOD

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on DA!

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Go on, Aardsma!

Just two more!

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That would have sucked for the Rays

They had that Buehrle perfect game against them last year, too

Still at war with Fred Peete

by blueside714 on Apr 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like I must be a damn good no hitter jinx

It seems like every time I turn one on the next batter gets a hit

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fly balls make me a sad panda

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This ends Tui's run

In 2008 he only played 3rd
In 2009 he only played 2nd
In 2010 he only played 1st

Until now :(

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN BITCH

I’ve been waiting to say that

by JBell523 on Apr 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit shit shit

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Apr 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Or not!

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Apr 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCK BALLZ

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GUTI!!!SEXXXXX!!!

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GUTI!!!

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST GUTI YOU SEXY MONSTER

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

My butthole!

"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki

by Slow Country on Apr 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GUTZ!

Death to flying things!

by Heydude on Apr 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD FRANKLIN

SCRATCH THAT, FRANKLIN, YOU ARE MY GOD.

by Eyeball Kid on Apr 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GUTI GUTI GUTI

GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA YES GUTIERREZ

I LOVE THE SOUND OF THE COLLECTIVE DISAPPOINTMENT OF TEXAS FANS

by JLC on Apr 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LATINO HEAT

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   7 recs

HE LIES HE CHEATS HE STEALS!

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didnt make thisbtw

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

by the way

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Guti in the outfield

HR/FB is sustainably low

Stats are not a euphemism for tits

by Trenchtown on Apr 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Go on, Aardsma!

Get this guy.

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 10, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU'RE WINNER!

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK YES!!!

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

K! MARINERS WIN!

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME

AND I’M SPENT

Still at war with Fred Peete

by blueside714 on Apr 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WE WON A GAME!!!

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, awesome win

Cheers

"Mayhap a hidden door lurks nigh. Let us search the environs."

by Fearless Frog on Apr 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GUYS WE WON A GAME

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG WE WON

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ICHIRO AND GUTI HUG!

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Apr 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES

COME ON!

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Apr 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GUTIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WORLD SERIES!

"Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?"
- Ichiro Suzuki

by Slow Country on Apr 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I laughed

Does that make me a bad person?

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Apr 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No that makes you real

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is a giant ignoramus and biased to the point of being insufferable.

Add to that the fact that he tells shitty stories and makes fucking horrible calls, no. He’s horrible.

by abender20 on Apr 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sarcasm (?)

Although Sonny Jurgensen makes me wanna puke even more than Hawk.

by jwolf0 on Apr 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corco is not being sarcastic.

He has a major boner for Hawk and wants him to play Daddy and “accidentally” touch him in the shower.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Apr 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

My younger years were spent listening to the Hawk

and my Dad still uses Hawk’s catchphrases in certain situations, so yeah, I love Hawk

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should be biased, he broadcasts for a team not all teams

His stories are good, his calls are better, and he is awesome

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

On opposing team homers, he'll go completely silent or just yell "NO!!"

He calls the White Sox “The Good Guys” and opponents are “The Bad Guys”. On any fly ball, he gives up providing information and just screams “Strrrretch! Stretch! Stretch!”. He’s a pile of shit.

by abender20 on Apr 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed

This bias and then there’s outright homerism, and Hawk is certainly on the extreme side of the latter.

by JLC on Apr 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a TV broadcaster

He’d be awful on the radio, but when you can see what’s going on there’s no reason to do anything other than provide sound effects

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Apr 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE MARINERS ARE UNDEFEATED WHEN WE CAN'T WATCH

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, RIGHT?

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

By this logic

I should always have afternoon quality time with my wife during M’s games. always.

Hey, wait.

Self-fixed.

by jwolf0 on Apr 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sports Center is on right now.

Highlights about the west will be on whenever they run out of Yankee/Redsox material they might recap it.

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow!

Unbelievable finish! Glad the Mariners didnt just bend over for this game.

Gooch deserves a nice tickle after the game…

by Slica on Apr 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Andrus doff his helmet to Guti??

If he didn’t, he should learn how to be a nice guy from Milton

by Matt Erickson on Apr 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Great finish!

Excellet game! Just leaving the stadium. The sad faces on all the rangers fans more than make up for the lack of runs until the 9th.

by joeh312 on Apr 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

It was

A really great game. 9th inning was incredible, so much energy in the ballpark. Fantastic game. And cheap beers!

by joeh312 on Apr 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

DAN WILSON!

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello!

Welcome to LL!

It looks underpaid now.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Apr 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trust me i thought it was a steal in January.

It’s gonna be a train robbery.

Still at war with Fred Peete

by blueside714 on Apr 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oceans 15

Or whatever their on right now.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He already does.

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to go clean the bathroom.

I come back down and we are ahead.

Glad I got see the Guti catch

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU MLB.COM

GET THE REPLAY UP NOW

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Apr 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The WP graph at Fangraphs is nice.

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Apr 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

*WS

Everything is Rob Johnson's fault.

by the other side on Apr 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

I heard that Jose Lopez is pretty good.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Apr 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly don't see why not.

He probably won’t get the RBI’s to be considered by the national media though.

by MFAN on Apr 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

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