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3/8/10 OFFTOP of Oscar annoyances


I am posting this OT because, well, the other one was too far down the page and I have grown tired of having to scroll down to find it. There. I said it.

 

ANYWAYS - I will be the first to admit, I didn't watch the Oscars last night. Although, judging by the running commentary in the previous OTFPOTD, there were quite a few who did. Here is what I know - The Hurt Locker beat Furn Gully in Space (told my fiancee that this morning, she asked "What's the Hurt Locker?" So that was interesting..) and Sandra Bullock won for something. That in and of itself is worthy of a "stop the presses" moment, apparently. 

But hey, she was hot in Speed!

 

Who watched the Oscars? What are your gripes? 

Finally, a couple more things. People in Seattle know how to drive in the rain - that is a simple fact. Another simple fact? Arizonans cannot.  Also, Battlefield Bad Company 2 - great game, or shitty game? Because in my time with it, I am leaning towards the latter.

Star-divide

As per the request on the last thread, OT poll time!

Poll
People who are horrible drivers are the most annoying when...
You need to go to the gym in the morning, but they prevent that
1 votes
They hit you
24 votes
They drive 30 miles per hour - no matter what the speed limit is
31 votes
They drive 30 miles per hour OVER THE LIMIT
4 votes
Other.
9 votes

69 votes | Poll has closed

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Yup.

have had to drive it a lot more lately.

by msb on Mar 8, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I try to keep up with the flow of traffic on 520

I’m almost certain that my speedometer is off a few miles, so I figured that if I’m the one being passed it won’t create an issue. But I agree with your frustration while driving across that sorry excuse of a road.

by Fuzz on Mar 8, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

The flow is often going about 5 over--

but there are the occasional ones (usually in very nice cars) who can’t be held back from their very important activities.

by msb on Mar 8, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I absolutely hate that.

Not just on 520, but anywhere. I also found people love speeding on the I-5 corridor near Bellevue.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4

by Fin on Mar 8, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

near Bellingham*

2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4

by Fin on Mar 8, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

LL Academy vote:

Generally ok with the results, but:

Give best cinematography to The Hurt Locker instead of Avatar (thus increasing Hurt Locker’s general pwnage.)
Give best original screenplay to A Serious Man (it was SO much smarter than anything else this year. This also balances Hurt Locker’s pwnage.)
Give Mo’Nique 2 Oscars instead of 1 for supporting actress due to how much her performance rocked everyone elses.
Take Sandra Bullock’s Oscar away from her. Clean it. Then give it to Meryl Streep. Then rename Best Actress the Meryl Streep Award.
Find a way to give In the Loop something.
Find a way to give District 9 something too.

by johnbai on Mar 8, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

District 9 not winning anything really bothered me.

That’s about it. I could make a case for James Cameron for director instead but I haven’t seen the Hurt Locker.

by Kirk on Mar 8, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

James Cameron should've won best director. But that was never going to happen.

District 9 should’ve taken best editing because well how do you define this damn award?

And there is no way in hell I would’ve of given best cinematography to Hurt Locker over Avatar.

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 8, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I disagree.

I thought Sherlock Holmes had amazing cinematography. The way they described the award, it was about the sets built for the movie. Avatar didn’t have large sets. It was mostly computers and no cameras.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Think about it though, and I could be wrong on this

But how many times has Best Director/Best Film been awarded to the same people

by Fuzz on Mar 8, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I will also gripe over this.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 8, 2010 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

He was so incredibly good in that movie.

Then again, I’ve never seen Sam Rockwell be bad. I don’t think he knows how.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 8, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind is still one of my favorite films.

Sometimes after a second viewing or a some time passes that opinion changes, but not yet with that film.

by Kermit. on Mar 8, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I made my dad watch LAC the other night.

It is such an awesome thriller. Gerard Butler is amazing and he has taken Russell Crowe’s career away.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Ahem.

Butler is Scottish.

by msb on Mar 8, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Stopping at the top of the on ramp, instead of matching speeds and merging.

If traffic is that heavy, there’s no way they’ll be able to find a gap big enough to jump into from a dead standstill. Instant rage inducer.

by Kermit. on Mar 8, 2010 8:38 AM PST reply actions  

Bad drivers annoy me the most when they are not considerate on the road

I can live with people who drive super fast but safely, and people who want to drive five under in the slow lane. It’s people who get to a right turn with room for two cars and don’t move all the way to the left of the lane who annoy me. People going too slow in the fast lane. People not pulling all the way up to the car in front of them in a traffic jam so one more car can get through the intersection. General non-awareness of surroundings on the road.

Some people are just awful drivers, and there’s nothing they can do about it – however, everyone should be able to be courteous and considerate to others on the road

by seattlebruin on Mar 8, 2010 8:44 AM PST reply actions  

This is only funny if it's intentional

And only funny to those performing the manuever

by Fuzz on Mar 8, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I did that to a guy driving an Audi yesterday

He was riding my ass at 70 in the carpool. He switched lanes to the right to try and get around me, only to have another person merge in front of him, and directly alongside me (which I always hate. DON’T MERGE WHILE DIRECTLY ALONGSIDE ANOTHER CAR). He then merged back in behind me and crept right up on me, so I slowed down to match the speed of the adjacent vehicle (~65). Drove like this for about 2 miles before the other rig moved back over, and he merged right and shot past me like a bat out of hell and of course flipped me off as he raced by.

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Mar 8, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The merging while directly next to another car terrifies me.

I was hit by a semi once while I was even with the cabin of the semi and now I can’t stay next to a car for more than it takes for me to pass them or slow down to let them pass.

by Kirk on Mar 8, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

It's probably my #1 unsafe driving thing that never gets mentioned

Speeding, tailgating, etc. are all dangerous but are well-known to be so. I cringe every time I see somebody switch lanes alongside somebody because you are making a complete assumption that the other person won’t decide to switch lanes at the same time

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Mar 8, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This is usually how it works

Non-verbal communication with you and another driver to block theblock the asshat driving like an asshat

by Fuzz on Mar 8, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I got the driver in front of me who slowed down the incline to the 5-way stop and then started waffling about whether the light was going to turn amber

so that it indeed DID turn amber, which she got through and left me behind at the stop light for the 5 traffic rotations.

by msb on Mar 8, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh!

driving in your blind spot for an extended amount of time on an open freeway. This is way worse than tailgating, if you’re tailgating, at least I know where you are. Blindspot, I have to turn my head to see you.

by seattlebruin on Mar 8, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

On that note

People who overtake at microscopic speeds on an open freeway.

I have my cruise control set at 80, you have your cruise control set at 80.001. You’ll eventually pass me, but it’ll take three minutes. Why can’t you just speed up an extra mile an hour or two just to pass me?

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Or the corollary to these people,

other driver’s doing 60, I pass at, oh, 70, and they instantly speed up to 69. Why? What’s the point of this?
I made no normative judgment of your speed; my passing you wasn’t a demand that you drive the same speed as me.

by marc w on Mar 8, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

When i see someone passing me

my natural instinct is “Oh shit, I’m going too slow.” so I speed up. This isn’t something i’m proud of but that’s the logic that goes into it.

by Mariner John on Mar 8, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Some people do this because it gives added protection when speeding

I’m much more comfortable going 90 in a 75 if there’s a car in front of me doing 90 then if I’m out on my own, because it gives me an extra couple seconds to slow down if there’s a cop.

I’m guilty of it, but I try to still leave plenty of room and wait until they have finished passing.

People who do it while the other car is still overtaking are douchebags

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

This

it’s OK to speed up following someone for the cop protection (plus drafting, if that you’re that adventuresome!), but speeding to keep someone from passing you is pretty dickish (unless they are driving like an asshole in the first place)

by seattlebruin on Mar 8, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

GOD

that just happened to me this morning on the freeway as I was trying to exit. I needed to merge over two lanes, and the car in the middle lane was going about 70, and I was going 80. As soon as I caught up, he sped up and I ended up going 95 just to get around him.

Not so bad if it’s not the God damn exit lane

by seattlebruin on Mar 8, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

What I really don't get are the people doing 60 in the fast lane

who suddenly speed up when I pass them, go 75 for a bit, then quickly drop back to 60.

I think this is a Washington thing more than a CA thing, but man.. I see this every day.

by marc w on Mar 8, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I've decided there are 5 main types of drivers.

The Yo-Yo, or the driver that refuses to be passed, even if it means temporarily speeding up to stay in front of you, then dropping back to his original speed. This plays hell with the cruise control. If you do pass them they try and keep up to eventually pass you again, it typically takes approximately .5 miles of separation to break the invisible bond. Contributes to monstrous packs.

The Serial Tailgater. Drives fast enough to pass you, but inexplicably tailgates you instead of passing. This type helps create monstrous packs.

The Lone Wolf. Will do anything to weave through a pack, break all contact and maintain a consistent 5 MPH minimum over the posted limit.

The Very Responsible Driver. Drives the speed limit, refuses to pass anyone, maintains a consistent 2 second gap because that’s what you’re supposed to do.

Socially Responsible Driver. 5 MPH under the limit, no matter what the traffic flow, no matter the conditions. Because fuck you, that’s why.

by Kermit. on Mar 8, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm generally the third, I like to be in gaps as much as possible

But I won’t do anything to weave through a pack- for whatever reason I absolutely refuse to pass ont he right

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Carpool lane I'll make an exception for

If I’m cruising down a two lane freeway and some guy is just chilling in the left lane going a slow speed, I’ll just stay behind him until he moves over, because that increases the chance a cop sees him and pulls him over for not keeping right except to pass

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never once seen any cop pull anyone over ever for that.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

A cop mentioned it to me once.

He had already pulled me over for speeding though.

by xero3k on Mar 8, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I've seen it done, but the asshat was left lane camping on a passing lane with a cop immediately behind him

I don’t think it happens very often and in rural areas I wish it was done more often.

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Mild Lone Wolf with Yo-yo tendencies in long haul driving

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 8, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Not equipped with cruise control?

Because the Yo-yo drivers piss the hell out of me when on long drives. I will be on cruise control ~10 mph over the speed limit and the Yo-yo will speed ahead of me, slow down, I pass, then repeat. Either pass me or fall behind me. Stop hanging around me like an annoying gnat.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My slight tendency to yo-yo is caused by a vehicle overtaking me slowly.

If I’m going to get trapped in the right lane behind a slower vehicle, I’ll speed up and move left until I’m clear. Jeez, driving sub-threads are kind of weird to participate in. It’s funny how people organize things when you’re driving down the road trying to kill mental time.

by Kermit. on Mar 8, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Not exactly.

It’s more of a product of driving some lonesome roads in the west, and after a certain point I get out into the middle of nowhere, no other cars to be seen, and sometimes I slow down slightly to take in the scenery, but then another car appears and I realize what I’ve done and re-align myself with the speed limit.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 8, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

#3 describes me pretty well, but I think that comes from my driver's ed

I think that it stuck in my brain that it is best to be a Lone Wolf because when you are in a pack you don’t have options to avoid an accident. As a Lone Wolf, I have other lanes to get into if something crazy happens in front of me.

by seattle_since_81 on Mar 8, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

But seriously on the keeping speed in Oregon.

Most of the highways and interstates have lower speeds than other states, and they still can’t go the speed limit. It’s amazing, and infuriating, all at the same time!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Mar 8, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I woke up to what appeared to be a fire alarm going off next door

but it was really loud so I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out where in my house it was coming from before finally hearing the neighbors wake up and fight the thing for another 20 minutes. It was somewhat hilarious and somewhat what the fuck I want to sleep it’s 12:15 AM

by seattlebruin on Mar 8, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

A companion to the Aybar bees gif!

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Mar 8, 2010 9:10 AM PST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Old people driving!

Growing up in Florida and learning to drive there is a real experience in it’s own. The snowbirds feel is absolutely necessary to drive about 45 on the interstate. The state instituted a MINIMUM speed limit of 50 on all major highways to combat this and it hasn’t really done anything. You usually see this in every part of the state except when you get closer to Miami/Fort Lauderdale, then if you aren’t doing 20 over then you’re going too slow

by Fuzz on Mar 8, 2010 9:37 AM PST reply actions  

NO

THIS IS NOT FUNNY

by OlSalty on Mar 8, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't make promises you can't keep.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 8, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I can see him angrily tearing it apart.

Hands at first, and then getting the teeth in just for effect.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 8, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

What disgusts me is that I'm starting to hate Tebow less with every passing day.

He’s supremely talented, physically. He has an insane work ethic and seems to be pretty bright. Now if only someone will teach him to throw a fucking football.

However, Alex Smith also looked amazing in an Urban Meyer offense, is bright, seems to have work ethic, and still sucks. Yes, that’s it. Alex Smith. Alex Smith. I can feel the anger rising.

by abender20 on Mar 8, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Hand size -

Alex Smith: 8 1/4"
Tim Tebow: 10 1/8"

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 8, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it's mostly a hand size problem.

People with bigger hands just do better in the NFL. Look it up, it’s true.

by Kirk on Mar 8, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

His delivery is really really really slow!

The only way he will succeed is if he goes to a team that runs a lot, has the “Wildcat” or if he magically learns to speed up that release of his

by Fuzz on Mar 8, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Tebow's still a dick

I don’t care what anyone says, he’s an asshole.

Also fuck Verne Lundquist.

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by bluemax on Mar 8, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Have to go with being hit by another driver.

It’s an on-going process that lasts 2-3 months until the insurance companies figure everything out. But, I can’t stand people who drive 30 mph no matter the speed limit.
 
 
OSCARS SUMMARY

Avatar should have won the Best Picture award. The movie was an amazing experience. The Hurt Locker was good, but I thought it fizzled towards the end and tried hammering home the point too much like the audience was stupid. Bigelow deserved Best Director, but I have a feeling Hurt Locker won a bunch of awards because it wasn’t a money-maker. Now that it has multiple Oscar awards, the movie will have an increased DVD release sales, which seems to be the purpose of winning the awards.

Sandra Bullock was an easy call. I haven’t seen The Blind Side yet, but looking at the other nominees, Bullock was the only choice. Mirren and Streep have won the award and careers littered with recognition. The two other younger girls were unknowns and I don’t know if the Precious actor would have won because of her acting or because she was the only person who physically matched the character. Bullock defaulted into the award and she appeared to know that when accepting the award.

I haven’t seen Crazy Heart, but Jeff Bridges earned the award because of his career work. He has such a commanding on-screen presence with every character he plays. He is a great actor and it was his time to win. George Clooney was in a similar situation, but I guarantee he will win the award within the next 3 years. Although, Up In the Air was Clooney’s career character. It had to be a bit disappointing for him not winning.

The only other award I have a problem with is Avatar winning the Cinematography award. I didn’t see every film in the category, but I thought Sherlock Holmes had incredible cinematography. Avatar was mostly computer generated and I just don’t think it should have won with its small sets that didn’t add much to the whole 3D experience or movie. To me, Sherlock Holmes was much more impressive.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 10:02 AM PST reply actions  

I couldn't disagree more with you about Avatar winning cinematography.

Sherlock Holmes was typical Guy Ritchie that has been done plenty of times before. Avatar changed the whole fucking industry which is frustrating cause I now have to figure out how to shoot 3D.

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 8, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

3D has been around for years, so I don't think Avatar changed the industry at all.

It’s the greatest 3D experience ever, but that is because computer generated scenes turned 3D was what set it apart. Most of the movie wasn’t about cinematography, it was about computer graphics.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

3D on that scale has never been around though.

Most of the 3D on films with live action tends to blow, if not all.

by Kirk on Mar 8, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Motion capture shooting difficultly > Choosing a lens and shooting something that exists.

I’m going to waist a whole day getting into this if I don’t stop at that.

And I actually have a shoot today.

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 8, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I won't pretend to know as much as you about cinematography because I know it's your career and life.

But I thought Sherlock Holmes had amazing sets built for the movie. I didn’t feel the same way about Avatar. It is probably good I didn’t have a vote because I don’t know the details all too well.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Have you watched Avatar NOT in 3D?

I ask because I wonder if your opinion would be different about the cinematography. I have only seen Avatar in 3D so I cannot say I have experienced it otherwise. What I want to know is if the 3D is what made the cinematography so amazing? And how much does 3D play into cinematography? I don’t know how 3D is captured, but I assume most filmmakers don’t do it because it can only be profitable on the big screen. So if Sherlock Holmes had been captured in 3D, would it have been deserving of the award?

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

This is a good point.

I’ll have to check it out non 3d when the Blu Ray comes out. I know BrianL saw it in non 3D first and was so amazed he went back to see it in 3D.

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 8, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

3D was somewhat gimmicky before Avatar. Now a lot of DP's are thinking of ways to tie it in that makes sense.

So its not just a random axe flying across the screen. Basically capturing 3D you need a camera with 2 lenses trying to replicate the distance between the eyes. Something like this.

Sherlock in 3D would’ve been awesome.

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 8, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not going to say Sherlock Holmes doesn't have a cool feel because it does.

But to me its like every other Guy Ritchie movie and wasn’t as impressive as Snatch was.

But shooting motion capture is a bitch.

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 8, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm still left thinking

that we differ about this. I think that you feel the award should go to the best technical achievement in cinematography… you keep talking about what’s “hard” to do. For my money the greatest achievement in recent cinematography was City of God. But not because any of it was hard to shoot… just because the film was stunningly artistic. It was like seeing the work of a favorite photographer turned into a movie.

The scene where this photo comes from is (to me) the best cinematography of the year.

A parallel example:
If I loved things just because they were hard to do… I’d probably listen to more metal. Instead, I listen to a lot of slowcore… choosing the right 4 notes is more interesting to me than the virtuosity of cramming in 64.

by johnbai on Mar 8, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

"stunningly artistic" is exactly why Avatar is better.

Hurt Locker did nothing special that separated it from War movies in the past. Cinematography is a technical award. Lighting/Color Grading/ Matte Painting etc…. All go into creating the perfect shot and its the creative vision behind the camera that create these moments.

Its kind of the same as photography. How much photoshop work until its no longer a “photo” – This is one of the best photos I’ve ever seen. But drew a ton of backlash when it was discovered that it was staged. Even if it was staged it was a creative vision that was masterfully executed.

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 8, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

it’s an interesting debate in artistic circles.
Science… more human than human. :)

by johnbai on Mar 8, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sorry your choice of movie didn't win, but I spit water all over my desk

when I saw this line used as a reason to vote FOR Avatar: “[other movie] tried hammering home the point too much like the audience was stupid.”

by marc w on Mar 8, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Avatar had a clear point, but Hurt Locker did some things they didn't need to do.

It’s like Martin Scorcese having the rat walk in front of the church at the end of The Departed. It was begging the audience to get the point of the movie. There’s a difference.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't deny Avatar was trying to send a message.

But it didn’t go out of the way to deliver it. It’s a fine line what I am talking about. Every movie has a message it is trying to deliver. Some are abrasively up front about what they are trying to accomplish (Avatar) and others want the audience to internalize what they just watched (Hurt Locker). My problem comes when the movie that wants you to internalize the message does one or two abrasive things so you no longer need to internalize the message. The Hurt Locker became deflated after a couple abrasive things and it became just another war movie to me. Avatar’s clear message allows the audience to get wrapped up in the visual spectacle and not think so much.

Both movies were good, but I came away with the better experience with Avatar. The Hurt Locker was almost there, but the one or two things ruined the opportunity to internalize what I just watched, even though that is what it was trying to accomplish. Avatar accomplished its mission better than The Hurt Locker. I guess this is a better explanation to Marc of my choice for Best Picture.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

It didn't?

I thought they beat me over the head with it.

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by bluemax on Mar 8, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I kept imagining writers meetings in which they tried to eliminate all traces of 'symbolism' or 'allusion' from the script.

You want to show that the Na’vi have a connection to nature? Make them connect to nature with their connectors!
You want to say that the mineral is rare and hard to get? Call it ‘unobtainium!’
You want to show the unthinking/idiotic nature of the human military contractors? Give them lines like… every line of dialogue they had! (“C’mon ladies, let’s bring the pain!!!” “Get some! RAaaaaa!”)

by marc w on Mar 8, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I disagree.

Only because the movie that is asking you not to think so much has another mission in mind. For Avatar, it was the whole visual experience. For comedies, it is trying to get you to laugh and escape life for 2 hours. But for Hurt Locker, it was supposed to be a thinking movie. When a movie is trying to be a thinking movie and it takes out the thinking, the movie treats the audience as stupid.

I guess it is a difference of opinion.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess it is

All good movies should ask you to think, that’s why they have a plot and a message in the first place. If you completely disregard those elements you shouldn’t be winning movie awards. A movie that doesn’t ask you to think at all is a light show.

by OlSalty on Mar 8, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Why does every good movie have to ask you to think?

I can name an endless number of movies that are good that don’t ask you to think. In fact, what makes most movies good is that it allows you to escape from reality.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I phrased that wrong

All movies that win oscars should ask you to think in some way. I love me some bad movies but I’m not going to give them the pinnacle achievement of the industry when they aren’t achieving the core elements of the medium.

And movies allow you to escape from reality by drawing you into an alternate reality, And personally I can’t be drawn into a movie that tells me to just roll with it despite complete negligence of storyline.

by OlSalty on Mar 8, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That's fair then.

I just think Avatar’s experience was just so amazing I think it deserves Best Picture.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone's probably going to drag me to it over spring break :(

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 8, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

I drag my feet on things like this. I have no intention of seeing it, but I know someone is going to twist my arm.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 8, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I WILL BITCH ABOUT IT ANYWAY.

All those people getting all suicidal because Pandora doesn’t actually exist?

What the flaming fuck America.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 8, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Those people are crazy.

But you should see Avatar on IMAX while it is still available.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Seconded

Also: Wilder, even though I disliked much about Avatar, you’re still right about Hurt Locker. HL did stray into the “too heavy-handed” territory… especially during the final act. That is why it shouldn’t have won for screenplay.

by johnbai on Mar 8, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

Cool movie. Definitely unique and interesting. Sam Rockwell is amazing and should be in more movies.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And that's part of my problem

with Avatar. I wanted it to be an escape from reality, but it’s terrible, anachronistic dialogue and plot holes kept jerking me back to reality. I liked it overall, as a cartoonish special effects extravaganza, but I can’t ascribe any higher meaning to it when it was a movie built around the effects. That’s a personal choice though, I prefer story-tellers to start with good writing, a good solid story. Avatar’s story was kind of a mishmash of others thrown together to display the effects.

And I agree with others who felt bludgeoned over the head with it’s message. Right up there with The Day After Tomorrow, which actually had a guy preaching from behind a pulpit to drive home the message.

by Craptastic-J on Mar 8, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I was able to get the message early and just take in the visual effects.

After I understood what was going on, I think I tuned out the whole message thing and just followed the story.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no way in any just world that Avatar was the best picture of last year

Best filmgoing experience of the year? Without question. Most awesome production? Sure. But there’s no excuse for that lame-ass script, and if it had won Best Picture I would have burned things down.

by pdb on Mar 8, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was basing it off it being the best movie experience.

This is why it’s best I don’t ever have a vote in the Oscars.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

DOUBLE PARKING!!!!!

Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.

p.s. fuck you angels

by InSpokane on Mar 8, 2010 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

New Jersey is the worst place.

<a href="http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/new-jersey-women-hospitalized-after-bogus-butt-enhancements/19386930?icid=main|htmlws-main-n|dl1|link6|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aolnews.com%2Fnation%2Farticle%2Fnew-jersey-women-hospitalized-after-bogus-butt-enhancements%2F19386930" target="new">Women hospitalized after “doctor” put the wrong kind of junk in their trunks

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

Fuck you autoformat.

ARGH

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 8, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

As the representative from NJ, I fully endorse this.

The last thing we need is the ugly-ass bitchy women getting even more cheap plastic surgery. Maybe this will keep a couple of them from doing so (either that or kill them), and NJ will be a better place.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

This is the best part.
Not only did the women suffer health setbacks in their attempt to gain shapely bottoms, the botched butt enhancements allegedly left them disfigured. A hospital source told the Post their backsides are so cratered and lumpy, they resemble “moonscapes.”

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 8, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe an amateur astronomer.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is your favorite under-appreciated drummer?

Meaning, no Mike Portnoy, Dave Grohl, Keith Moon, Danny Carey, and Neil Peart answers. I’m looking for somebody who doesn’t get very much attention, but is awesome nonetheless.

I have two: William Goldsmith from Sunny Day Real Estate and The Fire Theft; and Patrick Hallahan from My Morning Jacket.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 8, 2010 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

Gavin Harrison.

If that is unacceptable then Chris Pennie of Coheed and Cambria and ex Dillenger Escape Plan drummer.

Harrison

by Kirk on Mar 8, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah he really does.

The only drummer I have ever heard to use melody to an extent at the same time as he is playing his rhythm.

by Kirk on Mar 8, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yuval Gabay.

Made noises like a drum machine without actually using one. Scientists remain baffled.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 8, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not coming up with exceptional sources on this, so...

I Miss the Girl
Blame

And, proof that Mike Doughty was a crazy mofo back in the day, a live St. Louise is Listening, because in the future, we will all be Yuval Gabay.

(I don’t know what the deal with the cat is)

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 8, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

They only have two?

But Diary.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 8, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

They have 4

Diary, Sunny Day Real Estate (or the Pink album), How it Feels to be Something On, and The Rising Tide. If you like Sunny Day Reall Estate, I would also recommend checking out the band Mineral.

by seattle_since_81 on Mar 8, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 8, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Christopher Weingarten, before he left to write about music on the intertubes

But, and this may be cheating, Brian Chippendale of Lightning Bolt (he wasn’t listed!).

Another one would Jeremiah Green from Modest Mouse, whose last three records or so require no real drumming talent at all (quick! Which one did Green NOT appear on? I can’t remember either!). But Lonesome Crowded West/This is a Long Drive… had pretty great drum parts on them.

by marc w on Mar 8, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone has listed Up in the air as a "romatic comedy"

I’m not sure how I’d catagorize it, but I don’t think it would be as a romantic comedy.

by msb on Mar 8, 2010 10:39 AM PST reply actions  

I see the comparison.

Not in the shitty romantic comedy mold but I could see it being classified as such.

by Mariner John on Mar 8, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I had to re-read that statement

I first though that you said that about “Up”, as it was the only capital letter in that, but then I realized what you were saying and it kinda made sense then. I’d agree most likely though

by Fuzz on Mar 8, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I see the romance part, but comedy?

I smiled a few times, but I didn’t laugh much.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

In the context I am working

“Romantic comedies are constructed around the ups and downs of a couple’s relationship—the initial antagonism, the misunderstandings, the bouts of jealousy, the conflicts of interest, until all is well at the end of the film. "

not so much.

by msb on Mar 8, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

People who brake for no reason on the freeway

It wasn’t too much of a problem in Seattle, but in Denver it’s remarkably awful

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 10:40 AM PST reply actions  

It's the "I have been going without hitting the brake for too long!" issue

Arizona drivers do it too. I don’t understand. Just because you aren’t hitting the brakes, doesn’t mean you are continually speeding up.

by seattlesundevil on Mar 8, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

This is how my mom drives.

She never lets her right foot rest. It’s always hitting either the gas or the brake even if she is averaging about 80 MPH.

by Kirk on Mar 8, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

To me the brake shouldn't be applied unless you have to slow more than 10 MPH in under whatever number of feet

Even if it means I have to ride the car in front of me’s ass for a couple seconds, I won’t brake to slow down unless there’s serious congestion.

Braking should mean “Holy shit you’re going to have to slow down a lot and fast” not “Need to adjust my speed down 2 MPH”

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this wholeheartedly.

I want to punch her when I’m riding in the car with her.

by Kirk on Mar 8, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

If you aren't tailgating a ridiculous amount and you're not on a steep downgrade

There’s no reason why you shouldn’t be able to slow 4-5 MPH without braking or running into the car in front of you

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

For a maximum of about 3 seconds

That’s well worth the risk of not scaring the crap out of the driver behind you, likely causing a far worse accident

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

That accident would be happening behind you

Plus, what a load of bullshit. Brake lights ahead don’t cause panic, they make people think ‘hmm, people are slowing down ahead, perhaps I should be cautious’ unless they’re completely retarded. In that case, the accident would be behind me and happening to idiots, so it’s fine.

by Graham MacAree on Mar 8, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess the point is that you should never be so close that in order to not brake you have to put yourself within a dangerously close distance

If you do get dangerously close, sure, brake. If you’re driving correctly that’s likely a function of the car in front of you slowing down 7+ MPH

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess you're right.

I just don’t think you should use your brake all the damn time for every slowing down situation.

by Kirk on Mar 8, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree for the most part, and it's easy to avoid braking.

But eating up your safety zone just so you can be proud of never having your brake lights turn on is ridiculous.

by Graham MacAree on Mar 8, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

It's wasteful, and excessive braking leads to traffic jams

I hate to say it, but Corco is right on this one – you shouldn’t brake unless you need to.

by seattlebruin on Mar 8, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't really care about downstream traffic jams

There’s no reason to raise my chance of having an accident in order to make everyone else get to their location faster.

by Graham MacAree on Mar 8, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Which makes you an annoying driver

I get your point, but if the question is “What’s annoying for other drivers?”

That’s it

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

And I find people like you who think they're better drivers than they are pretty annoying

Because hey when you crash you cause traffic jams. Worse ones than are caused by braking to remain safe.

by Graham MacAree on Mar 8, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

That's just incorrect

What ends up happening is a sort of chain reaction. You brake, the guy behind you brakes slightly harder, and so on and so forth. Then you have a traffic jam and people dropping speed at a much higher rate than your initial tap, which makes accidents way more likely.

Read the opinion of any road engineer and you’ll find that the general consensus rear-endings are a LOT more likely to happen from unnecessary braking than people not braking, because people don’t generally not brake when it’s really necessary.

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

The reason being that when you tap your brakes

I don’t know how much you’re slowing down, so I’m going to brake a little bit more than you are to increase my following distance, and that continues all the way to the end. Your tap to reduce your speed .5 MPH will frequently end up being somebody braking 20 MPH 100 cars back.

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Really it's like I don't know anything at all about traffic dynamics

Do go on imagining that you know more about a field of engineering than I do.

by Graham MacAree on Mar 8, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I do believe you know about traffic dynamics

I also know that it is FACT that braking on the freeway is dangerous. You will not find a traffic (not biostructural) engineer that believes in braking on the freeway unless extremely necessary. Sorry.

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you know why? They're systems engineers

Do you honestly not understand that individual driving is never about altruism?

by Graham MacAree on Mar 8, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Right, but the question posed in this thread is

“What do you find annoying about OTHER DRIVERS?”

That has nothing to do with your self-satisfaction, that has to do with what other people think when they see you driving.

It’s not annoying to you, and sure, it’s probably even safer for YOU, but it’s annoying to other drivers.

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok:

I am annoyed by drivers who care more about causing traffic jams than their own personal safety annoy me because they’re clearly mentally unbalanced and shouldn’t be anywhere near something they can kill me with.

by Graham MacAree on Mar 8, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough

Although I’d argue I’m putting your personal safety ahead of mine by not braking if you’re the car behind me

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree totally on this

If that happened, all problems would be solved

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

This would be cool, especially coupled with LED technology.

Brake lights that lit up in rings or bars based on how much braking was being done.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

This would require to much reasoning on behalf of other drivers.

Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.

p.s. fuck you angels

by InSpokane on Mar 8, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate those 60mph to 0 in 3 seconds

Or being the ‘last in the pack’ of cars that suddenly stops. I’ve had to throw on my hazard lights a few times just to make sure the person behind me knew that I wasn’t just braking, but stopped.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Mar 8, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I was driving with my dad to Eastern Washington

At one point, we were the last care in the traffic jam on a freeway and a semi came up behind us and stopped 5’ past the end of the car. Fortunately, we were paying attention and jumped out into the shoulder before it hit, but that was fun.

by Graham MacAree on Mar 8, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes.

It amazes me how little most people utilize their rear view mirror. While I’m stopping I’m constantly glancing in mine to make sure the guy behind me is. If not, I’m getting out of the way.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Mar 8, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I do the exact same thing

Any time I have to “panic-brake,” I am eyeballing my rearview to make sure I’ll be ok.

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Mar 8, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you hate the bike lane?

This is something I have never heard of.

by Kirk on Mar 8, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Because even if there is a bicyclist in that lane, they generally do not follow the rules of the road

I feel as if they are subject to the same laws that I am in my car. If there is a red light, then they must have to stop and wait just like me, not be able to go and cross the intersection that their own damn leisure. If i do this, I get ticketed, if they do it, they think nothing of it, and if they’re hit while crossing said intersection illegally, they never get in trouble, it’s always the driver who is traveling legally in his own direction

by Fuzz on Mar 8, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that's not a problem with the lane that's a problem with the person.

I haven’t seen many people run the red light on bikes here in Seattle either.

by Kirk on Mar 8, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I fail to see how this is the lane's fault?

Not to open the bike wars again, but you can’t blame what some asshole do on every bicyclist.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Bike lanes done poorly drive me fucking batty as both a bicyclist and as a driver

The bike lanes that they had in Copenhagen are amongst my favorite things ever.

by Robert on Mar 8, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

It's twofold bad

It’s bad because nobody checks for bikers, and then it’s bad because if I’m upstream from a left turning car, I can use that gap to pull out of whatever parking lot. If some jackhat comes flying around him in the bike lane, I lose that gap and am stuck waiting.

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by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus I don't get a chance to see if a car is coming around, so my visibility is reduced

That’s the only situation in driving I can think of where I have no idea if a car is going to come when I pull out

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by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting turn of events on Road to The Show

Just tried to make an offensive player, literally the first pitch of my career I got hit by a pitch. Result, broken arm, 60 day DL.

by edddgar on Mar 8, 2010 10:42 AM PST reply actions  

I hit my first home run in the show

with Chone Figgins. Some scrub lefty reliever from the Marlins threw me a meatball heater and Chone took him deep. A wonderful 359 foot homer.

I’ve also homered with Garko and Byrnes and none of my homers has gone over 400 feet.

Oh, and I got the “out pitch” trophy with RRS against the Mets, that was cool.

And in annoying glitch news, I had a Mets pitch get an RBI single on me on a pitch where he didn’t swing the bat. He squared around to bunt, pulled the bat back and the game made the hit sound with the ball halfway to home plate. Then when it crossed home plate, with Niese still standing there holding his bat not swinging, the ball changed directions and landed for a single in RF.

I captured that video but haven’t had a chance to upload it yet.

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by bluemax on Mar 8, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

It's almost time for Book CLLub Part Deux!!!

Yay!

I have to admit that after waiting until everyone else had read it, I finally got around to reading it and was pleasantly surprised.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 10:51 AM PST reply actions  

My biggest Oscar gripe used to be

how it made getting around campus annoying for one day. But since I’m out of school I don’t give two shits about the Oscars.

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by bluemax on Mar 8, 2010 11:25 AM PST reply actions  

Fun find of the weekend

My local Von’s now carries Deschutes Black Butte Porter, and a Pale Ale from the same brewery.

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by bluemax on Mar 8, 2010 11:28 AM PST reply actions  

Black Butte is hands down the best of the six packs.

The rest of what Deschutes produces on a large scale (save for Obsidian maybe) is fairly standard.
However, their special editions are incredible—keep an eye out for those big bottles.

7500 to Holte - American footy fans are slightly unprepared

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 8, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree

I think some the crazy Cal. IPAs have made most other Pales flavorless, but I still enjoy their Porter.

Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.

p.s. fuck you angels

by InSpokane on Mar 8, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Disagree!

Red Chair and Cinder Cone (may it rest in peace) are both excellent.

by Aaron Campeau on Mar 8, 2010 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Chair is not a six pack, non?

And yes Cinder Cone is dead which is why it is not on there.

7500 to Holte - American footy fans are slightly unprepared

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 9, 2010 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Red Chair is/was a six pack.

I just bought one last month, though I think it’s a seasonal, no?

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Mar 9, 2010 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Fun find of the weekend

while looking for The Abyss at Whole Foods, I instead stumbled into Pipeline Porter (!!!!!!!!) which I thought was gone for the season. I cleaned them out of it.

by seattlebruin on Mar 8, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I finally caught up with NPH's opening song.

We didn’t realize the show had started, and were still plating dinner :)

by msb on Mar 8, 2010 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

Just started listening to Frightened Rabbit.

They’re pretty incredible from what I’ve heard so far.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 8, 2010 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

My car's transmission died this weekend.

It was a ‘94 Buick LeSabre. I’m on the lookout for another used car.

Things I’m looking for:
Better gas mileage (LeSabre got 17 city, 26 highway)
Comparable size (LeSabre had 109 cu. ft. of passenger area and a bench seat)
Hopefully made in ‘97 or later.
As cheap as possible. I’m not looking five-figures… I’m probably not even as high as $8k, but I may have to adjust that.

Any recommendations?

Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 8, 2010 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

2001 Honda Accord...

102 cu.ft., 14 cu.ft.

Comparable, anyway.

Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 8, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

109 passenger, 14 cargo (LeSabre was 17 cargo)

Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 8, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck, I can't type.

Accord: 102/14, LeSabre: 109/17

first number is passenger, second is cargo. I’m done posting now.

Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 8, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Finding a trunk as big as a Buick's is a hard feat.

Maybe one of the Accord wagons would work for you? (I’m actually looking at moving to an Impreza wagon, and I think they’re swell)

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not hugely concerned about the trunkspace.

I need to be more judicious with my trunk use anyway. I just like having the room to carry people around without having a minivan. Also, if I need to, I can put junk in the back seat.

Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 8, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I concur.

My Accord is the best purchase I have ever made. Bought it used for $6500 in 2007 (2000 Accord) and I haven’t had any problems and it gets awesome gas mileage.

by Wilder. on Mar 8, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I can sell you a 1990 Honda Accord with low, low miles*!

*Only 190,000!

The blower motor doesn’t work, it burns oil like a bastard, and has oil in the spark plugs. The motor for the radio antenna makes hilarious noises, and it has an exhaust leak somewhere, so it’s loud as fuck. Other than that, it’s as good as new! Oh, and it has a moisture leak somewhere, so if you don’t park it in a garage, it gets a fuck-ton of moisture inside the car.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 8, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a 97 Grand Am that has been very good to me for the price

Much, much cheaper than a Honda or Toyota and surprisingly not bad despite being 13 years old. Some minor electrical problems but that’s pretty much been it.

by OlSalty on Mar 8, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I loved my '93 Taurus

until it had its all-things-must-die-simultaneously meltdown.

by msb on Mar 8, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

A Grand Am is a bit small

But a Grand Prix or Bonneville might be a good buy

I suppose the thing that tips the Accord is that the only car roughly the size of his LeSabre that can be had with a 4 cylinder (and therefore the insanely good gas mileage) is an Accord/Galant/Camry and the last two options suck.

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by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I love my 00 Galant.

Never had one issue, aside from the crappy OEM brakes.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

1995 Buick LeSabre!

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Mar 8, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What's a reasonable place to sit/ticket price

for a Hockey game? I want to go to the Kings game this Sunday but it appears sold out (Ticketmaster isn’t finding me tickets anyhow) so I’m thinking I’ll have to go through Craigslist or something.

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by bluemax on Mar 8, 2010 12:03 PM PST reply actions  

My personal preference is in the corner to center ice, top of the lower level or bottom of the upper level.

Not sure what the conversion ratio is, but tickets like that are around $50-55/ea here in NJ for average opponents.

I always feel like I’m missing stuff when I sit on an end.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's rephrase that pricing for more than just the "Corner, bottom of upper level" that I had written before.

Lower level will usually go for 60-90 in a corner/around the end, same for upper level center.

So that’d put you somewhere around 50-90ea depending on how high and how center you want to be.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by bluemax on Mar 8, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB.com's spring training headlines make me laugh.

They act like these games mean something for the star players.

by Kirk on Mar 8, 2010 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

WOOOOOOO FFXIII SHIPPED YESYESYES

Forget housework, this weekend belongs to FF and FF alone.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

Mine shipped, too.

I’m sure I’ll quit halfway through, as I do with every FF game, but whatever. Should be fun for a while.

by Teej on Mar 8, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I usually make it to the point where they let you roam around freely, and just never beat the final boss.

That’s every rpg-ish game I’ve ever owned, from 7th Saga to Fallout 3 (which I actually did beat, but had to browbeat myself for a month and a half into doing so). I just don’t want the game to end.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That's exactly what happens to me

and what happened to me with FFXII. I’ve had the game for 3 months and haven’t finished it.

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by bluemax on Mar 8, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I was so pissed that they cut me off at 99:99:99 in FFVII

I spent a good 200-250 hours just finishing every quest and leveling every player to 99.

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by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Stopped rolling the time.

I had no way of knowing what my true game hours were after 100.

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by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn son.

I have done many things in RPGs, including beating Emerald Weapon in the most ass way possible in FFVII, and nearly collecting all the rages in FFVI, but I have never, ever, played to over a hundred hours or leveled everyone to 99. It would be too easy that way. Knights of the Round pretty much makes the boss fight a cakewalk anyway.

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I never even finished it, either.

It was a “level for the same of leveling” kind of thing, and I was between jobs and had no want to get another one right away.

In that span I also beat Chrono Trigger with every ending and collecting all the characters.

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by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I did that with Chrono Trigger, so I was a completionist insofar as that.

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, there was only one optional character in Chrono Trigger.

Chrono Cross, on the other hand… my god that was difficult.

by Jaejo on Mar 9, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

You could do it in three shots.

But would you WANT to?

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by JY on Mar 9, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I will say this about Chrono Cross

it had perhaps my favorite opening music of any of Squeenix’s games.

by BrianL on Mar 9, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

No kidding.

When I heard that I was SO excited to play the game. And that held true at least until I got through wandering around the world map for the first time, and it was all downhill from there.

I realize that most of the time when I think I feel like I want to play that game, I really just want to listen to the soundtrack.

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by JY on Mar 9, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

The soundtrack quite is underrated, there's a lot of good ones in that game.

Playing through it the first time I didn’t like it at all, but I listened to it sometime later and everything changed. Same thing happened with Final Fantasy 8 actually.

by Jaejo on Mar 9, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Pip had an evolution for every innate?

I distinctly remember a Demon/Angel Pip. Maybe that was all.

Oh, and trap elements. I shamelessly used a guide to get them all.

by Jaejo on Mar 9, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

HERETIC

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by JY on Mar 9, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I also think Chrono Trigger has become wildly overrrated

thanks to internet fan boys. I can’t even touch that game anymore.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't disagree.

There were aspects of it that I liked, though, like how despite its fairly linear gameplay, it seemed to inspire this sense of cause and effect like your actions truly mattered, a relative revelation at the time, and the combat system with the use of double and triple techs was also rather clever in its execution. It would be great if you could actually position your characters instead of having them arbitrarily stuck to one spot unless they were also performing some action.

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by JY on Mar 9, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I was saying that half for effect :\

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by JY on Mar 9, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I know, I've talked to those people.

I saw some virtues in it, but in comparison to CT, the vision seemed not nearly as realized, particularly with the “And Now We Fight Dragons!” sequence.

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by JY on Mar 9, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

CT has become

vastly over rated and CC vastly under rated.

Not that either is a horrible game by any means.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

THANK YOU

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by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

The playing parts weren't particularly fun either

too high of an encounter rate, crap rewards for fighting, repetitive combo system (points for trying something different though), annoying grunts while fighting etc etc.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't remind me. The Tower of Babil still brings nightmares

Fighting my way back to the top, only to miss a jump and fall to the beginning yet again.

by Jaejo on Mar 9, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You seem to have a problem with cutscenes.

First MGS, now Xenogears… maybe you just have a problem with horrible games.

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by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

You shut your whore mouth.

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by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

It's going to be awesome, it has to be.

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by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll be giving it a try

I need to buy a PS3 and finish Dragon Quest 8 before that happens though

by Jaejo on Mar 9, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Skip Dragon Quest 8 and play

one of the delightful DQ remakes for DS. I recommend DQ5.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Might as well finish it then

the remakes of DQ4 and DQ5 for DS are really top notch though.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

IM NOT LISTENING

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by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

This makes me smile.

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by JY on Mar 9, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I have lost many days to HM, so I know the feeling.

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by JY on Mar 9, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Original SNES and GB

The original partially because the “night doesn’t pass until you sleep” programming oversight allowed you to completely clear the farm with nothing more than time investment, and if you played your cards right you could be married and have a fully expanded farm by the end of the first week.

GB was the original one that I spent the most time on I think. I really ought to play one of the ones with actual features and a variety of things to do. It’s on my to-do list.

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by JY on Mar 9, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The 64 one is ridiculously amazing

The series has expanded a lot since then and I haven’t really touched it but oh my god that game.

by Graham MacAree on Mar 9, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I know where my spring break is going then.

I intended to get another game of Civ IV going, but I can put that on the backburner.

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by JY on Mar 9, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a fascinatingly bad idea.

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by JY on Mar 9, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I've wasted soo much time playing Harvest moon.

Played SNES, 64, Back to Nature, the one on GC, and both of the Wii ones.

Not only that, I also got my lil sis and two cousins hooked on the series.

by Jaejo on Mar 9, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You better not start defending Tactics: Advance.

That was one of the worst programmed games I’ve ever played.

It’s only redeeming feature was that the goal of the game was to blow up the world, making your friend a loser and your brother a cripple again in the process.

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by JY on Mar 9, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

The plot of FFTA was more comprehensible

than FFT! If they’d made the AI less stupid it would’ve easily trounced FFT.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

But I liked FFT nearly getting banned for being too heretical.

Besides, FFTA AI was up there in the top reaches of stupidest AI I’ve ever encountered. They’d have a long way to go to just improve it a little.

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by JY on Mar 9, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You know

it makes perfect sense that you like Pokemon. I bet you are one of those crazy EV/IV min maxxers.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, no

I stopped playing before competitive battling really came into being and started again recently when I accidentally walked into the DS section of Target’s electronics department. :(

by Graham MacAree on Mar 9, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It seems like that kind of thing would be right up your alley

Its a level too deep for me. I never finished Diamond or whatever the DS one was. The pacing and frame rate were too slow.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

They must have fixed both of those in the follow up

And yeah, I do find the crazy depths of battle tactics and strategies really interesting. I’m weird.

by Graham MacAree on Mar 9, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I like tactics and all

but the IV/EV stuff is a whole other level.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not sure why I found this, since I haven't played Pokemon in maybe 10 years,

But this is a ridiculously sweet guide that gives you the stats and battling suggestions and a bunch more stuff.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/gameboy/file/367023/54432

by Decatur on Mar 9, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop raping my hopes.

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by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I refuse to read any reviews/previews/etc because I want it to be good or bad on its own terms.

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by Faux on Mar 8, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

In this case they serve a function.

It sounds like an entirely different direction for the series (linear, adventure). Dammit I don’t want drastic innovation, I want iterative improvement!

by waldo rojas on Mar 8, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh.

FF has been mostly dead to me since IX. VIII should have done the trick though.

I’m still pissed about X taking away the Chrono developers too.

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't play it, obviously.

Kind of opposed to subscription games for some reason.

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay then.

So X was the one with the effeminate lead character?

(badumpish)

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If you like X you'll like XIII

If you didn’t like X you won’t like XIII its that simple.

Its very much like FFX in game structure just with less side content.

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by bluemax on Mar 8, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That link just takes me to Facebook. Do you still have one?

I was serious about taking one if one is still available.

by Kermit. on Mar 8, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking back, I see that RC actually volunteered to take them back at the end of February when I first whined about the overpurchase

so I think she gets first refusal…

I now feel like a tease, as well as a shill.

I do also have tickets for more than opening day.

by msb on Mar 8, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, apparently there is some confusion re: the tix I keep yammering on about.

Because of stupidity occurring on the flex pack early sale day, my game-day partner and I ended up with a second set of six-pack of tickets for the exact same days. RC has now staked her claim to the two extra opening day tickets. I do however still want to sell at some point:

Seattle Mariners vs Texas Rangers Sun, May 2, 2010 1:10 PM
Section 119 Row 18 Seat 9-10

Seattle Mariners vs Chicago Cubs Thu, June 24, 2010 12:40 PM
Section 129 Row 38 Seat 5-6

Seattle Mariners vs Minnesota Twins Sun, August 29, 2010 1:10 PM
Section 119 Row 19 Seat 3-4

Seattle Mariners vs Cleveland Indians Sun, September 5, 2010 1:10 PM
Section 119 Row 18 Seat 14-15

Seattle Mariners vs Oakland Athletics Fri, October 1, 2010 7:10 PM
Section 119 Row 18 Seat 910

by msb on Mar 8, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You caused that ruckus?

And was it in any way associated with the ass chewing Shannon Drayer issued? Sounded like Brock misquoted one of the players.

by Kermit. on Mar 8, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Not related to the Shannon thing

but I was the one who suggested that we replace Rob Johnson with a motivational CD, a blankie, and a teddy bear.

by BrianL on Mar 8, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah! Nice one! Man they didn't like that, and msb already posted it but the guy that "knows catchers" ahahahaha

That’s about all the non-baseball game radio I can handle, but the bear biting the grannies fingers off was funny.

by Kermit. on Mar 8, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone know the specifics about early ticket sales?

There’s something about a code they email to you if you register for an account. I’ve done that, so have they already sent the code? Or does that happen a few days before the 13th?

by Kermit. on Mar 8, 2010 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

Over the last couple of years I've started noticing a very distinct Pacific Northwest accent.

I was born and raised in California before moving to Bremerton when I was about 12. Therefore, I speak very California and am able to hear a distinct accent from most speakers in this area. The words I notice the most:

Both – Pacific Northwesterners tend to add an “L” sound into this word, kind of like “bow-lth” (almost like “bowl”), where I say “boh-th”.
Bag – Pacific Northwesterners tend to elongate the “A” sound so that it sounds closer to “beg”.
Leg/Egg – Again, an elongated sound, so it sounds more like “laig” or “aig”.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 8, 2010 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

There seems to be one.

I prefer to think we’re normal and everyone else is just weird, but the Seattle accent does make an appearance in the 21 accents video.

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard somewhere that PNW folks speak the most phonetically perfect english in the country

As in, they have no accent.. Not sure where I heard this though.

But in the spirit of this, I say “ornch” for orange as in “A glass of ornch juice please”

by seattlesundevil on Mar 8, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I would believe this.

As an aside, does anyone know the regional origin of the people who put an R in Washington, as in Warshington?

My grandma does that, but she’s lived here most of her life. I think she grew up in Edmonton. But then I was talking to a friend of mine a few minutes ago, who grew up in Pittsburgh and said she knew people there who would do it.

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I could buy that.

There’s still no explanation for my grandma’s pronunciation then. They were mostly central to western Canada going back forever. Well, whatever…

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm totally guessing here

It might be that the primary immigrant population (say Germans (I’m not sure if it’s German)) of Edmonton and Appalachia are similar and the pattern developed in isolation just because of linguistic tendencies in the transition from German to English.

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by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, and this is strange, out here in Wyoming

We have a “Chief Washakie” who has gotten lots of stuff named after him, and a not-insignificant portion of the population pronounces it “Warshakie”

So it might be a rural interior development of some kind that isn’t entirely predictable.

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by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Or the Germans are secretly everywhere, waiting to strike.

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Does your Grandma say

War-shington (as in War (like the word) shington) or W-ah-rshington (hard A)?

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by Corco on Mar 8, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it's closer to the first.

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom says W-ah-rshington

and she’s lived here forever. I’m not sure where she picked that up. I don’t know anybody else who does that like she does.

She is consistent, though, when she’s doing laundry, it’s a load of warsh.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 8, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a high school history teacher from Pennsylvania who pronounced George Warshington.

We gave him so much trouble wouldn’t even write “Washington” on tests. It was always “What year did George cross the Delaware?”

by Droid Rage on Mar 8, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I've never heard that. Lots of foreign people were confused by my accent because it didn't have

“enough” of a bouncing lilt that they associate with American accents (which foreigners categorize as Southern or New York).

It may also just be that I talk boringly.

by marc w on Mar 8, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

"It may also just be that I talk boringly."

I think that may be the defining NW accent trait.

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

My mother, who was born & raised in Bremerton, said 'die-ah-per".

I have never figured out what influence produced that diphthong.

by msb on Mar 8, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope :)

I wondered for a while if it was the influence of her southern first husband, but she never would have said the word diaper around him— he had no interest in children, which is why he became her first husband.

by msb on Mar 8, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

My fiancee, born and raised in Southern California, says I have a bit of an accent.

I personally don’t notice any difference in speech between here and the Northwest, other than the previously mentioned bits of Canadian influence.

by Teej on Mar 8, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

My ex used to insist that I said shoe funny.

Like “choo”

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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 8, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to pronouce pillow and milk as

“pellow” and “melk”, though I’ve corrected that for the most part.

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by Eyebrows on Mar 8, 2010 3:48 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Hmmmm

I’ve always thought that the ‘bolth’ phenomenon isn’t a regional accent, it’s one of those weird things like “warshington” where it affects a number of people in many, many regions.

I’ve not heard the beg/bag thing…. I’ll listen for it, though.

The one that I’ve heard a lot, though don’t know if it’s regional or just another quirk is roof. I say roof with a long oo sound, but many people say it something like ‘rough.’ Or maybe half-‘rough’ and half-‘rəf’.

by marc w on Mar 8, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations.

You just contributed the ~third instance instance of a schwa in Lookout Landing history.

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

-instance

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

WRONG!

My use of a schwa in describing the exact same linguistic tic did not appear by searching for the schwa on its own.
But lookie here! I’m repeaty!

by marc w on Mar 8, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Fine then.

I can see you being a repeat offender on the schwa too.

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

My dad pronounces roof like rough.

He’s from Ohio, so I just attributed to some midwestern quirk.

by Torrid on Mar 8, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I grew up in Florida (with family in Kentucky), lived in Spokane, go to school in Milwaukee.

So I’ve experienced a few accents, and I really don’t hear anything unusual in the average born and raised Northwesterner. I think a lot of an irregularities just trace back to where your parents and family are from. Pronouncing bag more like beg is classic Midwesterner (bayyyyyyg).

I’m usually a blend of southern and normal (depending who I’m around and what I’m saying) and I have had people comment a few times that I have a “west coast accent,” but coming from people out here, I figure that just means I don’t talk like a Midwesterner or an East Coaster so they needed a box to put me in.

by Torrid on Mar 8, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My fiancee says weekend like "weak-and"

I flip her crap for it all the time. I love it because when she says it, I mock her, and then she re-pronounces it correctly and says that she doesn’t hear a difference. Once she’s made aware, she corrects herself.

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by tootthekazoo on Mar 8, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

My whole life is a lie.

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by JY on Mar 8, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Caught isn’t supposed to sound like Cot? What is it supposed to sound like then?

by OlSalty on Mar 8, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Possibly the most interesting part of this is: he probably does

Your brain just doesn’t allow you to hear it that way.

The Smiths, natives of Philadelphia, have settled in California and are raising twins Dawn and Don. When Mom or Dad calls either child by name, both kids answer. Even though the parents are pronouncing "Dawn" and "Don" distinctly, the children can’t seem to hear any difference. Why not?

The Smiths’ experience highlights a dialect difference between the western states and much of the East. In the parents’ Philadelphia dialect, the names Don and Dawn are pronounced with different vowel sounds. (When saying Dawn the lips are slightly rounded; when saying Don, they are more open.) In California, where the kids learned to speak, Don and Dawn are pronounced the same, as are similar pairs such as caught ~ cot and Pauley ~ Polly. The twins’ speech illustrates a process called "merger," in which two sounds become one. That merger of Don-and-Dawn’s "o" and "aw" sounds has become widespread throughout the West. The Smiths’ case shows that people with the merger not only don’t distinguish between the vowels in their own pronunciation but also don’t hear the difference in the speech of others

by OlSalty on Mar 9, 2010 12:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Fascinating.

Although I do hear most of his weird pronunciations. I wonder what makes us hear some and not others?

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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 9, 2010 12:36 AM PST up reply actions  

It's a pretty rare thing I guess

Like we hear the vowel change in a Minnesota accent that has them saying bat like we say beat. For some reason our brains have been conditioned to ignore this particular difference.

by OlSalty on Mar 9, 2010 12:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I love stuff like this - particularly regarding the Pacific NW Accent here are some cool things I've seen about it.

Global Accent Database: http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_maps/namerica.php
Pacific Northwest Accent : Seattle Times;
NPR broadcast (quicktime) – CREAKY VOICE! ; (Here’s the transcript)
UW;
Wikipedia

The UW people (in the NPR report) seem to think that the Pacific NW accent will get stronger as time goes on and there are more second and third generation Pacific NW people. What do you think?

Another funny thing – my dad, who grew up in Wisconsin, has lost almost every trace of his Wisconsin accent in the bit over a quarter-century that he’s lived in the NW. The difference is striking when we visit his family (he’s the only one who moved away).

Also, do you say soda, pop, or coke? I say “soda,” even though I’m from the Seattle area, which is strong “pop” country – probably because both my parents are from “soda” areas of the country. Here’s this from Strange Maps: The spread of “pop” roughly coincides with the “Greater New England” cultural current that David Hackett Fischer talked about in Albion’s Seed – (amazon has more).

by Decatur on Mar 9, 2010 1:58 AM PST up reply actions  

My mom has pretty much lost all traces of her Minnesota accent, also

I never remember her having an accent, so she probably lost it fairly quickly because she moved out here when she was 19 and had me when she was 27. The best, though, is when she visits with her 2 sisters because she can pick it back up pretty quickly.

by seattle_since_81 on Mar 9, 2010 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

This.

My mom is the same way, has hardly any Michigan accent (says oil as uhl and boil as buhl) but when she is around her sisters? Totally different.

by seattlesundevil on Mar 9, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

My dad has no real Oklahoma/Kansas sound

but as he has gotten older, when tired, traces come back

by msb on Mar 9, 2010 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

It still gets me weird looks here.

That and sack over bag.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

That means you're a closet southerner!

I used to be pop, but consciously changed to soda because I found the word ‘pop’ sort of weird.

by marc w on Mar 9, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I did exactly the same thing

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Mar 9, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too.

 Pop is just an odd sounding noun.

by ToddK on Mar 9, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I say pop and sofa.

In our family we had divergent pronunciations of envelope vs onvelope and pecan vs pecon

by msb on Mar 9, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

My grandfather always made me pronounce the nut pecon

because the peecan was what he kept under the seat of the car in case he couldn’t find a rest area.

by Droid Rage on Mar 9, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured SE Missouri would be more "Other" than it is.

Everyone I ever met there (and I worked at a restaurant for a while) would ask for a “cola”.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

This hurts my brain

By phonetic symbols.

ɒ lot, odd, wash

ɔː thought, law, north, war

Lot and thought are not supposed to rhyme perfectly, and if you have the conversion you won’t distinguish that.

by OlSalty on Mar 8, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Or even better, note that the vowel symbol for law and north is the same

The oh sound became ah for certain words. So caught is supposed to sound more like how we’d pronounce coat than cot, I guess.

by OlSalty on Mar 8, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Although when around you guys I try to Americanise ‘pawn’ when, say, giving directions

by Graham MacAree on Mar 9, 2010 6:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Smart.

Let’s just say that this particular one has caused some misunderstandings in the w household.

by marc w on Mar 9, 2010 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Woah. No.

That’s one I never would have thought of.

by Torrid on Mar 9, 2010 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

This is giving me flashbacks to my final semester of college

when I took a linguistics class.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

If I may nerd out for a moment, I think linguistics absolutely fascinating.

I really hope I can take some courses in it just for fun sometime.

by Torrid on Mar 8, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Curses!

I’ve been sitting here at my desk mouthing out all these different words that are supposed to sound the same, and am starting to find out the differences. This will now drive me crazy for a while as I start to learn new ways of pronouncing my words

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Mar 9, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Jim Moore only saw the first third of Avatar as one of his five year olds got frightened.

Calabro then asked what had frightened him, rather than asking what seems the more obvious question, “you took a 5 year old to Avatar??”

by msb on Mar 8, 2010 3:34 PM PST reply actions  

I was 5 or 6 when Jurassic Park came out,

and I saw it at the theatre with my mom and dad. I was sitting on my dad’s lap and watching what I thought was the coolest movie ever made, and I got SO pissed when my mom kept trying to cover my eyes during the scary-ish parts. ("MOM! It’s only a movie!) But when the T-Rex got loose during the tropical storm and started eating people, my mom got so freaked out that she began instinctively to push me off my dad’s lap so she could sit on my dad’s lap herself.

In conclusion, it probably depends on the kid, but a PG-13 action movie shouldn’t be off-limits, period, for young children.

by Decatur on Mar 9, 2010 2:18 AM PST up reply actions  

My problem with Bad Company 2 is the framerate

I love how you can blow just about everything up, you can even take the whole building out. I’ve been waiting for a FPS to do that for years. But sometimes it’s hard to enjoy it because the framerate is complete shit during the more hectic moments.

And I have thus far been unsuccessful at getting the multiplayer to work, but that will probably get sorted out.

by OlSalty on Mar 8, 2010 4:32 PM PST reply actions  

I just finished watching the SNL from this past Saturday, Zach Galifinakis with Vampire Weekend.

I thought it was pretty good. I though the good sketches were the Bidet sketch and Pageant Talk, for which Mr. Galifinakis shaved his beard. This was the first time that I have heard Vampire Weekend and enjoyed them. Anyone else watch it? Thoughts?

by seattle_since_81 on Mar 8, 2010 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

I watched parts of it.

The bidet was good, as was his piano/comedy intro. I thought his comment about the kid that slept with his teacher dying from high fiving was hilarious.

by wazzu93 on Mar 8, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The pianio/comedy is what his usually stand-up is like

If you get a chance, check out Live at the Purple Onion, you should be able to find a couple decent quality versions online.

by edddgar on Mar 8, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

and his stand up is hilarious. Luckily, he doesn’t seem like a comic that will change anything to his style just because more people have seen him due to the Hangover.

by seattle_since_81 on Mar 8, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

"I drank so fucking much last night, my liver wrote his congressman." Hahahaha!

His stand up is 10 times as funny as The Hangover-which I really liked.

by wazzu93 on Mar 8, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh.

All the bats become pink in MLB The Show 10 on Mother’s Day.

by BrianL on Mar 8, 2010 8:00 PM PST reply actions  

That's a nice touch

Now if only they could fix the GM AI.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I've just been playing exhibition games against different teams

I started RTTS and played a weeks worth of games but when I saw that every team had 2 guys on the bench and 15 in the bull pen I decided to not keep at it.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Trade AI has always been bad

but this year the roster management AI seems worse than normal.

Although I remember playing FPS Baseball Pro on my PC back in the day and the CPU would never rest its players so they’d all get exhausted and be easy to beat.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

So anyone else have the Starcraft 2 beta?

I’m horrible so far because I never played the first one.

by lailaihei on Mar 8, 2010 10:16 PM PST reply actions  

This should be a crime.

If you didn’t play the first one you shouldn’t get a beta code :)

Is it awesome?

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 9, 2010 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

It seems amazing so far. I'm not used to the game mechanics yet, though.

I played the shit out of Warcraft III, but the focus of Starcraft is much more on macro and I’m not familiar with the buildings/units yet so I get destroyed by people with some sense of the game.

by lailaihei on Mar 9, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Starcraft is macro?

I guess compared to WC3, but its still a clicks per minute game.

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by bluemax on Mar 10, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

The drivers that annoy me the most

are the ones that speed up as soon you come to a passing lane where you could pass them, then hit their brakes as soon as the passing lane disappears.

by Droid Rage on Mar 8, 2010 10:25 PM PST reply actions  

This is one of the problems with passing lanes that I guess can't really be fixed

is that if you’re on a mountainous road, they tend to be built in the spots where there’s a brief flat, straight spot. The driver that goes painfully slow around corners but is comfortable on straightaways will suddenly gun it because “hey, the road’s straight,” forcing you to have to go really, really fast to pass him.

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by Corco on Mar 9, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot that the magazines are not a stock item

so they won’t show as having any on hand at the warehouses. I will probably be making a purchase today.

by seattle_since_81 on Mar 9, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I love those stores.

They still have the cafe at the one on 65th? It was closed for a while during renovations

by Decatur on Mar 9, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Greek restaurant now, took over some retail space but it's really good food.

They serve the bar downstairs as well. It’s a bit hinky how the two are separated yet mutually supportive, if the wait staff forgets to offer details don’t forget to ask about beer service in the restaurant, or available food not listed on the bar menu downstairs. There’s been a few changes since it’s reopened, ironing out the kinks and all.

by Kermit. on Mar 10, 2010 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

So...

what was so special about “The Hangover”? I thought it was okay, definitely better than “Old School”, but not worthy of all the critical attention it received.

“Adventureland”, however, was fantastic.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 9, 2010 7:22 AM PST reply actions  

I could only watch the Hangover a couple times, Old School, however, is one of my all-time favorites

But I really love Will Ferrell, so that could be it.

The Hangover was just a remake of “Dude, Wheres My Car?”

by seattlesundevil on Mar 9, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Adventureland was a fun movie.

The Hangover was good, but I also did not get the hype. I’ve had a number of people say it is the best comedy the have ever seen. I thought Role Models was more amusing than The Hangover.

by Sec 108 on Mar 9, 2010 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I laughed harder at the Hangover then any other movie when I saw it in the theater.

When I bought it and watched it a 2nd time – it hardly got a smirk out of me. For me I think it was the theater atmosphere.

“I Love you man” is amazing.

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 9, 2010 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh, spring.

Lary Stone has a blog post on Jason Heyward

by the way, only a few comments so far….

“And yet USSM and legions of bloggers following prospect insider treated Bob Fontaine like a God much like Jack Zduriencik is done today.

There was even talk by USSM authors that we couldn’t fire Bill Bavasi or fear losing Fontaine.

Fontaine is one of the biggest failures of a scouting director since Frank Mattox, and at least Frank drafted Adam Jones."

by msb on Mar 9, 2010 8:32 AM PST reply actions  

Fontaine actually wasn't all that good :\

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I understand that.

Marc and I have had discussions about this in the past, and I think one of the few things preventing us from jumping in and collaborating on some sort of larger study of Fontaine’s draft methods while here is the fact that drafts are 90% failure even in the best of circumstances, and if you’re getting multiple major leaguers out of any of them, you’re making a killing.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, the '06 draft was extraordinary.

I loved it even at the time. But it’s an instance where I think you could make a case for the same method used in all of his drafts just happening to check out that one time.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

It's Ozzie Time!

@OzzieGuillen Today is the birthday of one of my favorite people ever frank you are the best happy birthday my great friend and is not thomas

by msb on Mar 9, 2010 10:17 AM PST reply actions  

Even better ...

he added it in Spanish too “Hoy es el cumpleano de una persona muy especial en mi vida frank mi pana mano derecha dios me lo cuide y le de salud a mi pana mi gordo”

which Babel Fishes out to: “Today my velveteen is the cumpleano of a very special person in my life Frank right hand God takes care of me and him of health velveteen my fat person”

by msb on Mar 9, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently, pana is also a slang word for 'close friend'

“Also, pana, in Venezuela and other countries of central and south america is: Amigo, Compañero, friend, partner, socio, compadre, etc. Pana comes from the english word: “Partner”, that you must know. If you see the pronounciation of partner, you will see that it is something like pana in spanish. "

by msb on Mar 9, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, you MLB.TV Dual-Screeners (I know JI had this problem at least)

http://jmaxxz.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=89:flashhacker&catid=16:downloads&Itemid=32

This does the flash hacking for you. I’d give a review, but I don’t have my office set up yet.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

That does suck.

Oh, well, I guess I’ll just have to KVM the other out when I get my office done instead of hooking both screens to my main box.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

SUCCESS!

I did a complete uninstall of Flash, reinstalled, and then copied over the modified DLL and that did the trick. Just tested it with the mlb.tv demo as well and it’s working correctly.

by BrianL on Mar 9, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

So is that with the tool, or just hacking it on your own?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

The tool doesn't work with 64-bit operating systems

but I’ve got a solution that doesn’t require a hex editor. I went ahead and posted it as a fanpost.

by BrianL on Mar 9, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Everyone around me is freaking out about their midterms

and I’m listening to “Shit Luck” by Modest Mouse on repeat.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 11:57 AM PST reply actions  

Quarter schedule? Bummer.

I’ll be on Spring Break. And working. Because I have no money.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

We get a whole week of break!

I think I prefer quarters to semesters in general though.

by Mariner John on Mar 9, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this

The quarter system is far superior I think. You have less work and you don’t have to retain as much useless information for as long

by Fuzz on Mar 9, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree

I did some college stuff at a quarter system place and some at a semester place and the quarter system school always felt like they rushed to cover as much material as possible and you didn’t get the full understanding.

Of course this was also CC vs a University so that could be it.

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by bluemax on Mar 10, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Even in the rare cases where the curriculum is hard

the grading is disturbingly lenient.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh

I had some evil professors

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by bluemax on Mar 10, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet reading week was interesting for you.

If you even had it.

Exams are usually only 40% of the grade here, and that’s enough to get most people to panic.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 10, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I sure as hell wouldn't have.

I’ve got the worst case of exam/test anxiety ever.

One of my high school teachers was so baffled by one of my physics exams she kept me after class to work through a set of problems to see if I actually knew the material or not. She was even more baffled by the fact I worked through those problems quickly and accurately.

I just lock up on exams and I’ve yet to figure out why.

by BrianL on Mar 10, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It's funny

I used to have terrible anxiety issues and panic attacks growing up and for the most part, I seem to have outgrown all of that. The only thing that sets it off anymore is a goddamn sheet of paper that has “exam” written at the top.

by BrianL on Mar 10, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I was pretty bad at tests in college

but I think a lot of it came from lack of preparation. I think if I had a huge test every week it would’ve prevented me from slacking. Maybe.

Or I would’ve flunked out even sooner.

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by bluemax on Mar 11, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

No, it's not a huge test every week

It was one week in June where they tested you on every class for the whole year

by Graham MacAree on Mar 11, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Likewise.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 10, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 10, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I would fucking hope so.

So, with scaling and whatnot, what % would generally qualify you for an A?

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 10, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

70%

I once got a 25% on an exam scaled so that the highest mark went from like 45% to 75%

by Graham MacAree on Mar 10, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

So on reflection

I think Heavy Rain might be the single most disappointing game I’ve played since Deus Ex II. Did anyone else come away from that feeling as underwhelmed as I did?

by BrianL on Mar 9, 2010 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

And to continue the subthread

What video game has disappointed you the most?

by BrianL on Mar 9, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Good question

I’m not sure yet, but another recent game that disappointed me was Supreme Commander 2. The first was awesome but no one had a computer good enough to play it. The second is a confused mess.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Every Sim City after 2K

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

With a dash of Shadowrun (SNES) thrown in.

I loved the paper RPG so hard, and was looking forward to the game so much when it came out.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

If you think that is bad

check out the recent Shadow Run for 360/PC. It makes the SNES/Genesis one look amazing.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

At least that one I had warning on, so I skipped.

The SNES one I didn’t have any reviews, and bought it on drop day.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I spent my allowance for a month on that stupid game.

That being said, in terms of monetary value as a function of age, Terra Cresta for NES was the best game ever at 8$ used to endless hours of playing time as an 8 yr old.

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by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the SNES version of ShadowRun was generally liked

albeit not as much as the Genesis version.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea how much anyone else liked it, I just know I hated it.

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by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Tough one.

Mega Man 8? or 7? There have been such clunkers throughout both series coming through in recent memory.

I might say FFVIII just because scaling enemies, consumable magics, and the whole GF storyline just bothered me.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm going to have to keep thinking this one over.

I feel like throwing Fatal Frame II into the discussion here for how easy it was relative to the first one, and how it seemed to lose a lot of the intensity when rope guy wasn’t on the screen.

I think I would probably put Resident Evil 5 on this list if I had actually played it yet.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK

Resident Evil Code Veronica. Everyone told me that game was the shit and the dialogue and plot were just unforgivably bad. The only thing that sustained my interest was that the scarcity of ammo early on made it the hardest RE I had played to date, and I once beat 3 on Hard, killing The Nemmy every time I saw him, without saving once the whole way through.

For bonus points: most of the Castlevania games released between SOTN and Aria of Sorrow.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked Circle of the Moon

it was awesome at the time, being one of maybe 3 GBA games worth playing.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Not much replay value though.

I at least made it all the way through it on the first go, as opposed to Harmony of Dissonance, where I started saying “fuck all y’all” as soon as I started finding bosses that were larger versions of stock enemies.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it had more replay value than the subsequent chapters

because you could try the different “Classes” with their different challenges.

I think I’m done with DS Castlevanias, I got to the end but didn’t finish Portrait of Ruin and I barely played Ecclesia.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed Ecclesia for its combat.

The repetitive backdrops and lack of awesome items were an issue though.

Still like Dawn of Sorrow the best.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought VIII was the best of the new-gen FF games.

Damn I loved that card game.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

On that note, I would spend hours finding my DS if they came out with a new FF sprite-based game.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

My brother and I discussed this awhile back

with all the retro remakes, how awesome would a MM9 type of revival for FF be.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If you could take 8s gameplay

and put it on a story that didn’t annoy me I’d love it.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel this way about FFX-2

I love the mechanics, but themes they wrapped the mechanics in were dumb.

50!

by joof on Mar 10, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

Scaling enemy levels? Magic that had to be stolen from enemies, which made your items stronger, but kept you from using it if you wanted to maintain that strength? Getting allowance for taking time out of your busy saving the world schedule to answer a dumb quiz every now and then?

I liked the weapon construction thing as a concept, but the rest, blah…

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 10, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The Junction system is boss

once you learn how to abuse it.

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by bluemax on Mar 11, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

VII is way overrated

good combat systems, but surprisingly linear. i hate RPGs where locations only matter one time.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Most RPGs I would think, but it's hard for me to say precisely.

Another gripe about VII, that goddamned inside Cloud’s head sequence that goes on for eternity.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It has it's moments.

Both transitions between worlds blew me out of the water, but again, the linearity that you have to deal with where most places don’t matter more than once just bothers me.

That and I just felt it looked uglier in some way than IV, but I played it so much later anyway.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

From a purely gameplay perspective it might be the best one

story, visuals and music not as much.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I might be able to get on board with that.

I liked mixing and matching and periodically hauling off on some dude by launching a volley of pocket change into his face, but I think I liked the individual character abilities in VI more than I enjoyed the customizable end of V.

X-Death is a stupid name for a villain, but I think it’s been retconned to Exodus at this point which is still whut.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Unless you want to count Tactics, and then it gets a little tricky.

VI has very few flaws.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The Floating Continent tune blew me away the first time I heard it.

Also I was utterly terrified on my first tour of the WoR.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The World of Ruin portion of the game is kind of a mess

and became a typical design fuck up of every FF game that came after it. Have 3/4s of the game be tight and well designed, then open everything up and make it kind of middling and disconnected.

Not that I didn’t love the shit out of the game as a kid.

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by bluemax on Mar 10, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

That's my gripe.

You only need three characters to beat the game. An interesting challenge, no doubt, but not a whole bearing on your rediscovery.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 10, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Its fun to beat the game with only 3 characters

even more fun to do it with as little leveling as possible!

I was gonna try it on the GBA version but they fixed the glitch :(

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by bluemax on Mar 10, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

They've done that with a number of the remakes.

When they released FF Origins on the GBA, they took out the easy magic/weapon leveling trick in II, which makes me not want to play the game at all because the way you get experience in that game, while revolutionary for the time, was excruciating.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 10, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

They're close for me.

There aren’t really many parts of IV where I think “God, I hate this.” Maybe the magnetic cave and the Baron passage. Also the parts when you have Edward/Gilbert in your party.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 10, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sort of.

The abilities that made him okay to begin with, like distributing potions, were in the original Japanese version and eliminated from the U.S. version. Even then, the only thing that makes it work is everyone’s HP is low at that point and it frees up Rydia to use offensive magic. As I remember, his final weapon in the GBA was okay at least, but on abilities and the overall package he’s one of the last characters I want around in my party.

I think I may need to get the DS 3-D remake of it and give that a run. I had fun with the remake of FFIII they did, even though they completely screwed up the order of jobs you get late in the game.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 10, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The 3D DS Remake of 4 is so painfully easy

Rosa has a heal ability that is just entirely broken.

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by bluemax on Mar 11, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously?

Everything I hard was saying “Oh my god I’m dying constantly and there’s no way around this”. Maybe they fixed that issue, or whoever I read that from was dumb

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 11, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Enter the Matrix

God, what a piece of shit that was.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Mar 9, 2010 12:16 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I worked with a guy who worked on that

the stories he would tell.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Winner winner chicken dinner

Also the first MLB 2k game on the 360.

by Robert on Mar 9, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing is worse than the first time I played 2k6

I went down to blockbuster at 9am to rent it and I had returned it by 10:30. It even had a bug that deleted every thing on your entire hard drive!

At least MLB 2k7 is amusing in a Yuni sort of way now. A terrible 2007 Mariners tean on a terrible game? Sounds like a fun way to spend a drunken night!

by Robert on Mar 9, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

2K7 was an improvement, for sure.

But I still felt crushed every March.

by Teej on Mar 9, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Dante's Inferno

That is the last time I will ever do a blind buy. Look, EA, if I want to play a God of War clone I’ll just fucking play God of War.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Mar 9, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably Kirby's Dream Land 3

That came out shortly after Kirby Super Star, and.. the gameplay was sorely lacking by comparison.

by Jaejo on Mar 9, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Kirby Super Star is one of the great all-time fuckin' around games.

Though it still loses out in my heart to Legend of the Mystical Ninja. That was the greatest fuckin’ around game ever made.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Does the Diablo II 1.13 patch count?

Nearly a year since it was announced, and it still hasn’t moved out of beta. The changes made were quite minor to top it off, though they finally fixed TPPK for hardcore players. Just reset the ladder dammit!

by Jaejo on Mar 9, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You're right...

I hadn’t realized that it had been that long that we’ve been waiting for it. Of course, it was postponed for a month and a half because of some server issues, but they’ve been playtesting it for three months today. It’s not like they have a whole lot to balance out.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 10, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I sure did

I couldn’t help but feeling the whole thing would’ve been better as a movie and that it did little to advance the medium. I never really felt immersed by doing stupid button presses, mostly just annoyed.

I also hate the whole illusion of choice. I mean yeah there are multiple endings but why can’t I just up and talk to the cops at the beginning before I’ve become prime suspect #1?

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I mentioned before, the identity of the killer was the backbreaker.

It made absolutely no sense.

Also, “JAY-SON!” ARGH bad voice actors

by BrianL on Mar 9, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I would’ve preferred the initial red herring to be the actual killer. It would’ve made more sense even if it would’ve been predictable.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

True

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you gonna try the DLC?

I have a code for the first chapter, but I read that its pretty bad.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I'm just going to wash my hands of this game.

If they can’t get the plot of the core game right, I don’t trust them to write meaningful DLC.

by BrianL on Mar 9, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Its all prequel stuff

and the one chapter that is out has no story for the most part.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It's out?

I haven’t looked yet. I’ll probably check it out. I wasn’t nearly as disappointed as you guys were. I got lost in it and really enjoyed myself. It’s flawed, but the plot holes didn’t bother me that much.

by Teej on Mar 9, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it is

It came out in Europe earlier and Amazon finally sent me my code.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The two James Bond titles that followed GoldenEye, they sucked hard.

Didn’t bother with anything that followed. If anything else was actually made.

by Kermit. on Mar 9, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Jersey?

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Just barely, that's right across the river from Philly.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Mar 9, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope you saved the game first

Or maybe there will be a rubber tree at the bottom of the cliff

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Mar 9, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I love this.

It’s so close to being perfect.

by Kirk on Mar 9, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think my favorite road sign is still the one northbound I-5 heading towards Tacoma.

It’s so indecisive, it reads:

“Fort Lewis
No. Fort Lewis”

Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 9, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Reason #256 that I know I am old.

I looked at that car and immediately thought of the blind spots it would have.

by Sec 108 on Mar 9, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure it has blind spots

but it also has “Video monitors located on each door and on each side of the rear seating area project distorted fish-eye images from orange filtered cameras mounted beneath the A-pillars. While the vehicle is parked the driver and passenger can edit the scenes captured by the cameras to show their friends where they have been and perhaps even post the clip online for others to see.”

by msb on Mar 9, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I just push my side mirrors way out, they pick up where the rearview mirror stops.

Gives me roughly 160 degrees, so I can see the sides without turning my head. When a car is passing, it breaks into my side vision just as it leaves the mirrors. Works great until my wife pushes the mirrors back in so they aim right down the sides of the car

by Kermit. on Mar 9, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Concept cars are always fun

My most favorite concept car (with a caveat that it will not ever be built for consumers, in any iteration) is the Mazda Furai. Here is a video showing it off, and pay special attention to the sound it makes. Pretty sure I’ve heard that sound in a Star Wars movie before

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Mar 9, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanted Samurai Goroh to come out of that thing.

Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 9, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

F-Zero!

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by bluemax on Mar 10, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

This is a terrible car but I want one so hard.

Just so people will look at and be reminded not to buy one.

by Kirk on Mar 9, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I had the pleasure of driving one of those to Kansas City and back a few months ago

I’d never been more embarrassed behind the wheel of an automobile in my life, especially since I avoided the interstate most of the way. I got some weird stares driving through some tiny towns on non-major highways in southern Nebraska.

 The car was shit too- something that small better get more than 35 MPG.

I will admit the interior is quite comfortable- I felt like I was sitting on my couch driving a car in a video game.

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 9, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

*32 MPG

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Mar 9, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Bad ass

That would be an amazing moment.

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by bluemax on Mar 9, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Good for him

Seems like a hell of a kid, too.

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Mar 9, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Reading through the Annual I just bought at Walmart (yay!)

Does anyone else try to put on a sexy Aussie accent when reading RRS’ quotes in Shannon’s article? Or am I just weird?

Loafie’s spray chart is hilarious.

Geoff Baker’s article was tremendous. Hell, everything is tremendous. This is the new gold standard for annual mags.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Mar 9, 2010 4:16 PM PST reply actions  

I just tried to take a drink from my beer bottle without realizing it wasn't opened.

I know this has happened to others—you bring it to your lips expecting hoppy goodness, and instead get a taste of metal. What a letdown.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Mar 9, 2010 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

Dustin Ackley broke an aluminum bat?

Holy shit, that’s awesome.

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by Benne on Mar 9, 2010 4:49 PM PST reply actions  

Less awesome? Pedroia broke an aluminum bat against Auburn his last year at ASU

I was doing play-by-play for it and was completely confused as to what the hell happened.

by seattlesundevil on Mar 9, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Initial FFXIII impressions

I have no idea what the hell is going on.

Squeenix needs to pay Nobuo Uematsu whatever the hell he wants to write for them again. This soundtrack is god awful.

by BrianL on Mar 9, 2010 7:33 PM PST reply actions  

I was watching a justin.tv feed earlier

Looks more like a Star Ocean game than Final Fantasy, but it looks fun. Paradigm shift is a nice concept. Also, Snow is awesome.

by Jaejo on Mar 9, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't tell Faux.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm enjoying it a lot so far.

The game not the soundtrack.

by Kirk on Mar 9, 2010 8:40 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

It didn't have thirty minutes of dicking around...

 because the game assumes you didn’t read the instruction manual, did it?

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Not curl up in front of the fire reading, but bathroom reading, probably.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 9, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The game doesn't throw the real meat of the combat system at you until a couple hours in

So the early part is pretty well paced. Then about 3-5 hours in you start getting hit with tutorials every 10 minutes or so until you’ve unlocked the Paradigm system, Crystallium system and your summon.

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by bluemax on Mar 10, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Really my protip:

Always have:

Blaster, Blaster, Attacker
Attacker, Attacker, Blaster
Healer, Defender, X
Enhancer, Jammer, X

And anything else really and you’ll be good to go. I used Lightning, Fang and Hope for the majority of the game because Lightning and Fang’s second weapons got more powerful than everyone else’s when I upgraded them. Lightning probably had 100 points of attack on everyone and Hope had 50 or so magic on Vanille.

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by bluemax on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn't Day 11 like 30 hours into the game?

No idea how far I am, but I’m pretty sure it’s Day 1. I’m about 2 hours in.

by Teej on Mar 9, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it is a beautiful game.

What system is everyone playing it on? Ps3 here.

by Kirk on Mar 9, 2010 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

PS3

I think it’s awesome that it’s also on 360, but since I had the choice, I went with PS3. I’ve heard the graphics are (very slightly) better, it’s all on one disc (instead of three on 360), and Square has always been pretty Sony-friendly. Just seemed like the better choice.

But still, high-five to Microsoft for breaking the exclusivity. I hope it pays off for them.

by Teej on Mar 9, 2010 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

A word of (probably unnecessary) warning

This was hopefully just a fluke thing, but I was playing FFXIII today and paused the game for maybe an hour and a half to have dinner/watch American Idol with the lady for a bit, and when I came back, the sound on my PS3 was fucked. Very scratchy. Rebooted and it was still a mess.

So I unplugged the HDMI and the power source and plugged them back in, ejected the disc and put it back in, and now everything’s fine again.

Probably nothing, but just figured I’d mention it. First time I’ve ever had an issue with the console.

by Teej on Mar 9, 2010 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Just wait until you get to chapter 10

There is one area where the music sounds like elevator music. You’re wandering around this awesome looking area, fighting huge scary monsters, and the non combat music sounds like something you’d hear in an elevator.

Chapter 9 has good music though.

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by bluemax on Mar 10, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

For you metal heads out there, I present the greatest news you will hear all week:

IRON MAIDEN are pleased to announce that their forthcoming new studio album will be called ‘THE FINAL FRONTIER’, and is expected be released late summer of this year.

The announcement comes with news of a North American Tour with Very Special Guests Dream Theater to open in Dallas, Texas, on 9th June and finish in Washington D.C. on 20th July, making it Maiden’s most extensive North American tour in many years.
THE FINAL FRONTIER 2010 NORTH AMERICAN TOUR


June 22nd – Auburn, WA – White River Amphitheatre

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Mar 9, 2010 9:09 PM PST reply actions  

So here comes my The Show RTTS story:

I built a 6’10", 275 lb. behemoth 1B, and got stuck with none other but the Angels organization. I was good enough to make the big leagues at age 19 (after toiling in AA the season before), but shit, my team sucks. I’ll have a two-run double to give us a good lead, and my pitchers will promptly piss it away.

In this alternate 2011 world the Angels are the worst pitching club in baseball. But it sure as shit isn’t my fault—-I’m batting over .400 in my limited playing time.

But of course, leave it to LAAneheim to turn a 6-0 lead into a 8-6 loss. Thank you, The Show—giving me yet another reason to hate the Angels.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Mar 9, 2010 9:13 PM PST reply actions  

I'm really sorry.

I got blessed—-Kendry Morales was previously blocking me at 1B but my stats were insane enough that I won the full-time job. At age 19. Yeah.

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by Benne on Mar 9, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit. I'm sorry.

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by Benne on Mar 9, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

My experience with RTTS this year:

RBI double on my first at-bat, then went 0-for-my-next-37. Forgot how much this shit makes me angry. But it can be oh so rewarding when you actually start getting decent.

by Teej on Mar 9, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The "guess pitch" thing has been my godsend

I would just guess fastball every time, and if I was wrong, well then I would just adjust for a breaking pitch. It doesn’t always work (I still look like a retarded Beltre reaching for the low-and-away slider) but it’s my preferred strategy.

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by Benne on Mar 9, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That's exactly what I do.

And I can hit just fine when playing the regular (non-RTTS) game modes. But my guy is just so shitty that even when I square one up I ground out or pull it foul. Same as last year. Because somehow in the minors, every pitcher has at least five pitches. Grr.

But I shall soldier on. The AI is apparently too broken to start a franchise anyway.

by Teej on Mar 9, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They need to hire an analyst to consult on the AI

I’m pretty sure I could tighten it up to realistic levels no problem

by Graham MacAree on Mar 10, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

They also need an analyst to fix their

simulated season results. You’d think they could use things like ZiPS or CHONE to get more realistic results.

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by bluemax on Mar 10, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I signed Joe Mauer and he’s absolutely killing me.

--
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dan@baseballprimer.com

by D.Szymborski on Mar 10, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

They don't need to though

That’s the maddening thing. They know what true talent is in the game because presumably they are programming it in.

by Graham MacAree on Mar 10, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well sure

but their true talent levels are off and need to be rebalanced.

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by bluemax on Mar 11, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I hate those kind of pitchers

But the ones that have a 92MPH fastball and nothing else? I feast off those guys.

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by Benne on Mar 9, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah ditto

which I guess seems kind of realistic.

Also I hate the made up pitchers who have ridiculous arsenals like Palm Ball, Screwball, Rising Fastball and Knuckle ball. Seriously?

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by bluemax on Mar 10, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s fun as all hell, however, having pitchers with wacky arsenals. If RTTS is any clue, submarine fastball/knuckleball/screwball pitchers are impossible to hit and a real-life person (I still don’t know how one could even physically do that as a submariner) that could do that would probably break baseball.

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dan@baseballprimer.com

by D.Szymborski on Mar 10, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

When I first started playing The Show I always guessed curveball(or any breaking pitch that had downward movement)

because I had a hard time tracking them, but I could track sliders, fastballs, changups, ect perfectly fine. It led to some insane stats my first few years until I turned the guess pitch off. It became way to realistic. But it definitely helps with the strikezone judgement, because now even on hard settings I have guys that put up 90+/20-30 BB/K rates routinely.

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Mar 9, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Way too unrealistic rather.

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Mar 9, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m always disappointed that I’m not much better hitting video game curves than real ones.

--
Dan Szymborski
dan@baseballprimer.com

by D.Szymborski on Mar 10, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that's what I do as well

guess fastball and if its not then look breaking ball. Although it gets screwy with guys who have 2 seamers.

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by bluemax on Mar 10, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I swear your team always sucks around you in RTTS

especially when you’re a pitcher, your defenders all magically turn into molasses slow morons. It drives me nuts every year to throw a great pitch that gets hit for a perfect double play ball and then watch it go for a single.

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by bluemax on Mar 10, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

At least they’ve mostly ironed out the problem where soft liners hit to a certain spot make the infielder give up and cover 2nd. Nothing was worse than in older RTTS when you were pitching and your lazy ass shortstop gives up on a ball hit 5 feet from him.

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dan@baseballprimer.com

by D.Szymborski on Mar 10, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

AND A WALK

Jesus Christ the Padres suck.

by Mariner John on Mar 9, 2010 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I have FINALLY started hitting on that..

I went into the Drills —> Contact and Power and just did it over and over with the power swing until I got that timing down, makes contact that much easier

by seattlesundevil on Mar 10, 2010 6:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I always swing early.

That sounds like a good solution to my problem.

by Mariner John on Mar 10, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That was my issue too!

I always try to do it and slowly cut down on the "very"’s i.e. the very late and very early and then go from there. It has worked pretty well!

by seattlesundevil on Mar 10, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that is handsome.

and it is going to really tick off Pedro.

by msb on Mar 10, 2010 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that justifies it then.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

by JY on Mar 10, 2010 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

MLB 10 THE SHOW HAS ARRIVED!!!

Wooooo, only six hours left until I can go home and play it … goodbye, life!

by EnglishMariner on Mar 10, 2010 3:50 AM PST reply actions  

First job...

…edit the Mariner roster to reflect their ‘true’ defensive ratings as devised by GZR [Gareth’s Zone Rating] which usually involves 99/90/90 stats for Guti and similar for Jack Wilson, Chone and Ichiro.

Also, edit Felix’s ratings to reflect speed and movement on his change and movement on his 2 seamer.

by EnglishMariner on Mar 10, 2010 3:57 AM PST up reply actions  

That's the first thing I did on 2k10, too

Changed Gutz, Ichiro and Wilson and revamped Felix and Lee and Aardsma

by seattlesundevil on Mar 10, 2010 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

So is this game really better than 09. Is it worth the money?

Mind you I only play games for about an hour and half a week, and I’m currently working on Assassin’s Creed 2.

Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.

p.s. fuck you angels

by InSpokane on Mar 10, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I am thoroughly addicted.

Sure, there are some bugs and glitches, but they are really listening to the community and are working on a patch that is (hopefully) addressing a majority of those problems – supposed to be due out in mid-April.

But yeah, I love it – and I HATED 2k9.

by seattlesundevil on Mar 10, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I am enjoying it as well.

The pitching mechanics are really fun. It’s certainly not as realistic as the show but I’m having lots of fun with the My Player mode as a reliever.

by Robert on Mar 10, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Nomar Garciaparra---->Retired
According to WEEI.com’s Lou Merloni, Nomar Garciappara will sign a one-day contract Tuesday and retire as a member of the Red Sox.
It’s a nice nod to Nomar, who played his first eight seasons in a Red Sox uniform and will retire with an impressive .313/.361/.521 career batting line over 5,596 major league at-bats. The Sox have a formal press conference scheduled for 10:30am EST on Tuesday morning.

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Mar 10, 2010 6:59 AM PST reply actions  

Corey Haim died.

I’m honestly surprised he died before Corey Feldman did.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 10, 2010 9:53 AM PST reply actions  

I Want A Picture Dept.

All eyes were on Ichiro’s shoes when he arrived this morning (6 minutes before stretch as usual. He doesn’t like to waste time in the morning) Asics high tops no doubt custom made out of a blue somewhat tropical looking print material complete with pink medallions on the ankles.

by msb on Mar 10, 2010 10:49 AM PST reply actions  

I really need to start the weird coworker Twitter account

here’s a new one, while I was in a meeting


Weird Coworker (AS) [10:47 AM]:
  do you know where (joe smith) sits?
  or who would know
  other than (joe)
Weird Coworker (AS) [10:50 AM]:
  p.s. you’re not at your desk

Really? I was not aware that I was not at my desk

by seattlebruin on Mar 10, 2010 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

Best Facebook group ever?

linky

(props to Brett for being a fan and making this show up in my news feed)

by seattlebruin on Mar 10, 2010 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

I became a fan, but that poor kid.

Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.

p.s. fuck you angels

by InSpokane on Mar 10, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt they'll call him Megatron on a day-to-day basis

They’ll probably call him Ron or something. Or Meg if it’s a girl.

by Eyeball Kid on Mar 10, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

NO WAY.

Not every woman’s body is treated as a temple.

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on Mar 10, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Guess how doctors used to treat hysterical women way back when!

No kidding. Hysteria was considered a female condition, and induced orgasm was considered a treatment. 19th century thing I believe.

by Kermit. on Mar 10, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

New OT posted

This one was taking way too long to load at work. Talking about video games is a good way to get an OT to fill up it seems like.

by seattle_since_81 on Mar 10, 2010 6:42 PM PST reply actions  

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