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OT of Uninspiration.  3/2/2010


Or Lack of Imagination, it's a distant cousin of underwhelmed only for... a lack of creativity.  Not the word I'd like to use but apparently my internal thesaurus can't be bothered today

 

Favorite comedy routines.  No Cure For Cancer, Denis Leary.  Bought this one on tape several times, and they all sucked.  Rote delivery, no punch, the only thing missing was a laugh track.  Illegally downloaded it and found paradise, it was an early live version.  Bootleg or something, knocked it right out of the park.   Elvis "Gimme a cheeseburger and a blow job, hubba hubba hubba", tracheotomy man, throwing styrofoam cups out the window of an 1968 El Dorado,  it was all in there.  (NSFW!)  But no link, I can't find a copy online that I really enjoy.

Patton Oswalt, the failure pile in a sadness bowl is classic (lunch gun was used in a thread once).  My personal favorite is Black Angus Steak routine "every time you eat a steak a hippies hacky sack goes in the sewer".   "53 BACON CHEESE BOMBS!  THEN BEND OVER DAISY MAY 'CAUSE HERE COMES THE GRAVY PIPE" Fantastic line!  (NSFW?)

Bill Cosby: Wonderfulness.   This entire album is brilliant, Chicken Heart bit takes the cake (for me).  His early stuff was magic, especially for working 'clean'.  Found it on youtube,  it's on CD and I'd recommend buying it.  My grandparents had the original on vinyl growing up, wonder if that's worth anything now.  "SNAKES!...  SNAKES!...  I'M GONNA STICK MY TOE OUT, IF YOU'RE THERE GIVE IT A LITTLE SNAKEY LICK!  LICKA LICKA LICKA!"   Part I, Part II.

 

Any favorite comedians or bits to share?  Also the baby photos were hilarious, Activision is manned by evil people, and would using the jump make these work better for mobile users, or users in general?

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