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3/18: Open Game Thread

TV once more. If you got sick of all those damn starters playing last night, this one will feature 100% more Corey Patterson.

By the way, Milton Bradley played a prank on Junior today, but then desert mirages and hoverflies trick people too, so this still isn't compelling evidence that Bradley is human, in any sense of the word.

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Milton has a pretty engaging sense of humor

Demonstrated several times while in Texas. No clue how things got so deranged in Chicago. For all the volatility, he was OK as a Ranger, even delightful at times (high OBP and OPS+ must surely help). Examples, the running out every five or six Hamilton HR’s in the HR Derby with a towel to wipe Josh off, the tarp sliding stuff at a rain delay at Shea, etc.

He is self centered as hell, but if comfortable with those around him, is both fun to watch and a good teammate.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Mar 18, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, the M's are getting shit on by the umps this spring.

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on Mar 18, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOO Spring training balks!

Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle

by appleshampoo on Mar 18, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

There's this hilarious article that I can't find right now

entitled “What the fuck is a balk?” There was one MLB umpire quoted as saying something like “I have no idea what a balk is, so I just never call them.”

Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle

by appleshampoo on Mar 18, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon hyphen

This is painful to watch

Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle

by appleshampoo on Mar 18, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Stretched out!

More opportunity for bullpen work! Spring training!

Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle

by appleshampoo on Mar 18, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the asshole yelling "BALK" every time RRS throws to first.

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on Mar 18, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I have this dread right now that the team isn't actually going to perform well this year at all.

Can someone quickly just remind me that Spring Training stats (and especially team records) are useless?

Although it should be noted that the Nationals ave only won, like, two games.

Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 18, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been having the same feeling.

it is starting to look like we may need a lot more out of our offense.

by Boz86 on Mar 18, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd bet our BABIP against this spring is insane too.

Result of organizational emphasis on pitches pounding the zone and the thin air in AZ maybe? This team will look a lot different in Safeco. I hope. They better. Otherwise all I’ll have is watching the Seahawks FO pull a Bavasi.

by moyerLIVES on Mar 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Adam Moore, right there. Adam Fuckin' Moore.

"I might be a butt hoarder...speed skating butts that is." - wazzu93

by kevin_ess on Mar 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark Lowe throws lasers

And by ‘lasers’ I mean really straight fastballs.

by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

How was RR-S's last run unearned?

0 outs when the error occurred, the 3rd run would have scored even with a successful DP.

Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle

by appleshampoo on Mar 18, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

If this is true, then the gameday box score has it dicked up.

Which is not uncommon during spring training I guess.

So he scored sometime after the 2nd out? I can’t believe I care about this.

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by appleshampoo on Mar 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently when you get over 60

you have no grasp of the fact that you are making an idiot out of yourself in the stands of a game, by clapping to the music and starting stupid chants.

by Ryan Divish on Mar 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Often yells at the Rainiers, esp. the Rainiers manager, but yeah, that's him.

I guess one of the visiting teams all wrote ‘lighten up’ on a ball (and then all signed it), but he refused to take it.

by marc w on Mar 18, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

The guy I saw was very obviously yelling at the Rivercats, specifically. Maybe there are two. Geez.

~I once gave Jose Canseco $15. ~

by section331 on Mar 18, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you punch him for me?

I guess that wouldn’t be very sporting…given his oldness. I can’t stand that guy’s columns.

Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle

by appleshampoo on Mar 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some knowledge from Kanekoa Texeira

I just try let the ball hit the bat and not let the bat hit the ball. That’s my philosophy.

I like ground balls, and I like throwing strikes.

by Ryan Divish on Mar 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Some Tony B goodness about Texeira

For me, the opposite hand split tells you a lot about a guy. If a guy has good enough stuff, he can learn how to get his own hand out. If you have something to get the opposite hand out, especially in a ground ball manner, that’s a gift.

by Ryan Divish on Mar 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was his original position

No long-term future there, hasn’t played regularly since ’06 or ’07

by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a backup? Maybe five runs.

That’d probably get cancelled out by the fact that Hannahan’s a much much better defender.

by Graham MacAree on Mar 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see Hannahan at SS a bit more

I think the odds are very, very good that he’s a much better defender, but in a small sample….

The fact that Hannahan’s a lefty is pretty important, though, so I guess Hannahan may have the higher WAR.

by marc w on Mar 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it'd be close. I think he's clearly passed Josh Wilson in total value, which, eh, it's something

and with Hannahan’s injury, it could be pretty important. I’ll admit I’m not looking forward to Tui starting games at SS, but I guess it beats Josh Wilson starting at SS.

by marc w on Mar 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

A fair amount

Not sufficiently better to take away regular playing time, though.

by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sean White?

Well things are really going to get exciting now

by Graham MacAree on Mar 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Sean White kind of fascinates me now

I was doing a long post on him, and then decided against it because I don’t think anybody wants to read about Sean White.

by marc w on Mar 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S FINALLY OVER

Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle

by appleshampoo on Mar 18, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

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