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So, "Bullpen Conglomeration Guy" needs a name...


Being the weirdo that I am, ever since this lovely community has embraced the "Bullpen Conglomeration Guy" in the recent set of Mariners commercials as one of its own, I've been trying to come up with a good name for him.  So, of course, when Shields turned his Twitter avatar into "Bullpen Conglomeration Guy" that pushed my brain into full steam. We had a conversation about that very thing...

The natural inclination, of course, is to take some sort of hybrid combination of all of their names. I suppose we could limit the list to those guys who appear in the commercial. Jon came up with "Shavedon Aaloweguitey" which fits this mold. "Chris Shelton" works well enough, too.

But given our past use of the Internet Anagram Server to find (or re-discover) such gems as "Reefer Jaw" (Jeff Weaver) and "Beluga Tits" (Miguel Batista), I had to spend a few minutes brainstorming over there. Working its magic, and my distorted, warped brain, I discovered this:

Barnie Nullsperm

My thinking was - we don't really have the full list of who'll be in the bullpen to start the season, so it has to be something generic.  So I used "Mariners Bullpen" as the text to anagram.

Being the community-oriented guy I am, I thought I'd run it by you weirdos. Any other brilliant ideas?

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