3/17: Open Game Thread
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Junior slow roller to first!
Some things remain the same.
No no no Loafie.
You can swing at pitches that are strike, but good on you for trying to be a little more like Figgins.
Yeah I know. The douchbags behind me wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.
I got tired of their stupid shit so I moved farther down the line.
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
by Goose on Mar 17, 2010 9:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yep we haven't had it in a week
I called them up today and they say its fixed but none of us have been home to see if its true.
Snell's pitches look incredibly hittable, but he is changing the speeds so smoothly.
That changeup looks good.
Can anyone tell how Snell's foot looks?
Looks pretty straight to me, but tough to tell
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Looked like a pitch Beltre would swing at
OOH IT’S LEVEL WITH MY EYES!!!
Karma police, arrest this man.
Kotchman
The Good: Line drive back up the middle
The Bad: It looked like he hit the ball about as hard as he could and it didn’t clear the infield dirt.
OPS on swings outside of the strike zone?
I always come here to learn about those new fangled stats
by Astrobiology on Mar 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Vizquel 2.0?
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by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Rob Johnson's already looking a WHOLE LOT better offensively
That one got past the infield.
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Reminds me of Sean Connery in Indiana Jones for some reason...
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I will never ever in a hundred gazillion million thousand years get tired of that last line of the Griffey/Ichiro commercial.
and the moment is gone
5 MORE YEARS OF FELIX!
by Marinerfanjake on Mar 17, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think Ron Washington understood when Josh asked him to be his sponsor.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Classy
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Mar 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
More class in my college gown than in your entire family tree, sweetheart.
by Graham MacAree on Mar 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the Graham I remember
Touchy and insecure.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Mar 17, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, it was more an attempt at baiting you than anything else.
Surprise, it worked!
by Graham MacAree on Mar 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So whats the deal...
On the radio it sounds like Snell is pitching pretty well with 4 k’s. Is his stuff looking pretty good but his control is wonky?
Leaving a lot of pitches up in the zone
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
When Ackley gets called up...
back-to-back drag bunts?
by oscartehgrouch on Mar 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfectly positioned
I fucking hate you Mariners
The umpire nearly took it in the junk
I fucking hate you Mariners
Please use a subject line
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by Griffin Cooper on Mar 17, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Bradley got tossed..hahaha
I fucking hate you Mariners
Please read the replies to your previous comment
Also, what
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by Griffin Cooper on Mar 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't say a word or even look at the umpire
I fucking hate you Mariners
Didn't even look at the umpire
I fucking hate you Mariners
He might have said something when he had his head down
by Graham MacAree on Mar 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
"I miss Chicago"
I fucking hate you Mariners
Do you not read any of the replies to your comments?
SUBJECT LINE
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by Griffin Cooper on Mar 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
1/3 game recap...
Ichiro, Figgy: Awesome
Everyone else: Not so awesome
Milton: really awesome
I fucking hate you Mariners
Showing up the ump?
But if its the 3rd out thats never the case.
by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm amazed Bradley didn't blow up on the ump there.
Because he had every right to. And instead he just walked it off and let his manager argue it. I know it’s only Spring training, but it’s good to see that restraint from him.
Now with more lemon bars!
I'm thinking he thought he was the third out.
Because he was taking off his batting glove. By the time he realized it was only the second out, he was tossed.
That's exactly what it looked like.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Cursory Google search...
http://www.cafelocale.com/sports/bullpen/umpires.html
Mentions Harold Baines
by oscartehgrouch on Mar 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This part sounds familiar...
That ridiculous policy was apparently still in tact Aug. 8 when Baines was ejected by Foster for dropping his bat at home plate and silently walking to the dugout in protest of a called third strike call.
Now with more lemon bars!
Thanks
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by Griffin Cooper on Mar 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell yeah he is.
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by Griffin Cooper on Mar 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It more or less did
That’s not a home run in Safeco
by Graham MacAree on Mar 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry if I'm late to this... St. Patty's day beckoned...
But is this the real Divish!?
Yeah, Twitter isn’t working. I was too far behind to do a game update blog. I’d rather come on here instead. My kind of commenters on this site.
<3
Twitter is killing me. My body doesn’t know what to do anymore when it’s over capacity for more than five minutes.
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
When Twitter is over capacity, not my body
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Did we take it down when the Lee trade happened??
Or is that just a figment of my imagination?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It's nassfat
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Mar 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sorry, Jeff, I will use the subject line from now on.
by Ryan Divish on Mar 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
At least someone learns quickly
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You're so much cooler than nassfat
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by Griffin Cooper on Mar 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
What program do you use to rip video clips and how do you edit them with Photoshop?
My gif editing skills are atrocious and ripping video clips are a pain for me.
You can import video into photoshop and since my wife is hitting the keyboard as I type
email me – its in the profile. 0-=
by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm genuinely not sure what I'm looking forward to more
The first game of the season or this .gif you’ve been keeping from us.
So after reading some news articles...
It seems like dropping your bat is a major sign of disrespect… like a silent protest type of deal…
I always thought Milton Bradley was a lot like Ghandi.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Game threads prevent me from actually watching the game.
by carstensm on Mar 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I love/hate it!!
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
that's one thing pisses me off
None of the stadiums have radar readings on the scoreboards. How fucking tough is to have that. If Cheney Stadium can do it, I would think these other stadiums could.
Washington is on the VIP list?
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by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Bill James said a lot of really underinformed things
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like Baker really pressured him into that.
He did not want to be there.
I was just going off the text
I’ve never watched a Baker video
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Can someone mute this bitch?
Come on _!!!!! Every pitch
Nice dive Lopey.
Quick push him back in the water before he dies.
by Ryan Divish on Mar 17, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Biggest load of BS.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Much better!
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by Griffin Cooper on Mar 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Aardsma with a pop up
that made it over the wall….shit!
by seattle_since_81 on Mar 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Stiff something
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe I am glad to hear a Moneytree commercial...
Fucking Rangers fans…
Grifrey
Dressed as Tiger Woods… says we can win 90-95 games. Must make it true.
Shawn Kelley anyone?
5 MORE YEARS OF FELIX!
I think it's Morrow's time.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I got some bad news for you
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed it.
Did he toss out the splitter?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if Saltalamacchia is jealous of Hyphen
cause his name takes up more room on the back of Hyphen’s jersey.
by seattle_since_81 on Mar 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
There we go.
League nasty splitter best pitch ever thing for the win.
Rob Johnson bloop, Wilson drag bunt, Ichiro base hit, Figgy GRAND SLAM!!
It’s somewhat possible right?
Poor Scruffy.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Man Snell sounds depressed.
Is that that sound of him sharpening a razor blade??
Karma police, arrest this man.
Or he'll just get fired
Way to use your real name, Ryan.
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to the club
We’re like the He-Man woman Haters, only we still like girls, they just don’t like us.
I have more Twitter followers than he does
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, we get Dave Cameron and Ryan Divish commenting here
Who do the other blogs have?
by seattle_since_81 on Mar 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
200tang
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by Griffin Cooper on Mar 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah,
it’s definitely like that band you love that gets overplayed on the radio and you end up hating.
"Here you go"
“I saw that”
They have some great lines in this year’s commercials.
by seattle_since_81 on Mar 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
I'll say I wish McGrath was here.
Other than that, I haven’t had to see him in whitey tighties this year.
Yeah, well, um, I don't know, maybe....
My mom always said if you can’t say anything nice about someone, say it about Bill Bavasi cause that motherfucker was an ass.
by Ryan Divish on Mar 17, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 22 recs
I have a feeling we'll be saying that a lot this year
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
And you don't punch for any VW
that’s why it’s called Slug BUG.
by seattle_since_81 on Mar 17, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Reply fail.
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by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Z isn't dumb
He knows that Aardsma isn’t gonna stick. League is closer by end of the year no doubt.
I'm guessing this is Wak's decision
But I agree that is a large part of the reason Zdurencik acquired him
If my glutes could "fire"
I wouldn’t need to be going to trade school. :(
~I once gave Jose Canseco $15. ~
It's obvious his hips needed surgery back then. Couldn't even stand up straight.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I bet you have to pay extra for a flocked Rob Johnson at the lot...
~I once gave Jose Canseco $15. ~
Hmmm.
$70 is a lot of money to spend to highlight a Rob Johnson that I will eventually have to sell for parts. :(
~I once gave Jose Canseco $15. ~
NObody will pay for that
It’ll cost me more to list the parts than any return I’d get.
Eventually, I’ll learn from my mistakes.
~I once gave Jose Canseco $15. ~
Agreed
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I see your Kanekoa Texeira and raise you Will Foster.

by SethGrandpa on Mar 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
His 19% FT shooting
Or whatever it’s at now
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait nevermind
It seems I didn’t accuse him of this.
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Matthew still down there?
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by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we get some possession % numbers up for Scruffy's account tonight?
Right I have it eyeballed at about 65/35.
by moyerLIVES on Mar 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like him a lot...
But I still want to see other people.
Mostly because I want to make a joke...
but I can’t. It sound like nipple, but not really.
The second syllable is more awkward than the first
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention...
The name Dustin just screams douchebag.
I sure hope not
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by Griffin Cooper on Mar 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Base 10 makes it so even idiots can measure
The Imperial system requires some semblance of intelligence to calculate
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
This is exactly the argument I would expect out of you for taking this position.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I'm all for not catering to the idiots
The initial system may have been idiotic, but idiots have trouble repeating their work, so it requires intelligent people to replicate the thoughts of morons. The metric system is easily repeatable and logical so idiots can figure it out.
Weird concept-
It takes an intelligent person to replicate the works of an idiot but an idiot should be able to replicate the thoughts of an intelligent person
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I'm trying to figure out which of those two concepts you are proving.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
So what you're saying is that the metric system is for idiots and the imperial system is for intelligent people.
I'm saying
the metric system was developed by intelligent people for idiots and the imperial system was designed by idiots for idiots but can only be used by intelligent people
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I like what I've seen so far.
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
English?
Karma police, arrest this man.
by wyte_lightning on Mar 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't believe so
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by Griffin Cooper on Mar 17, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I told you Divish was gone after Twitter was back!
He’s back hanging out with the cool kids, talking with @BrockandSalk. We need to get them all to hang out over here.
He wouldn't last long, it sounds like.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
We would break Brock.
Salk would be neat to hang out with, though.
Brock's a choir boy.
One game thread and he’d be checking himself into therapy.
If Drayer comes too...
I’d put up with Brock.
Actually I was in the Rangers clubhouse ...
Doing a story for our season preview had to talk to a few players.
Well... joking aside...
That’s pretty awesome. And huge huge huge props for coming and hanging out with us tonight. 100% appreciated, and hope it happens as much as possible.
Yeah I'm sure that's what you were doing in there
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Take that down now....
It’s scaring people
by Ryan Divish on Mar 17, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So I take it from the commercials that JITB has decided to appeal direct to the stoner crowd now?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I have no clue, I'm on the east coast.
People talked endlessly about some midget cowboy thing last year, and I never ended up seeing it even when I came out west.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
There was also one where anyone who saw Jack would strip to there underwear
Mostly fugly chicks and foreign guys
5 MORE YEARS OF FELIX!
by Marinerfanjake on Mar 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to post this.
But I didn’t know the name of the dude pitching. Fucker works well though.
Well fuck that game. And fuck that ump. And fuck those stupid people.
But hey, I got to hear how Sean Burroughs apparently has daddy issues and it was nice and cool.
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
These group of people that were sitting behind me. They spent the first 3 innings on the phone clamoring to whomever that
the game was on tv and that they were there. And they, when the camera crew apparently showed us(after the Bradley ejection?) they went ballastic like it was the coolest thing in the world. Then when Bradley got ejected, they started talking about how he sucked ass, and how he probably did roids in Texas. And they booed him and glared at me when I started yelling at the ump. But Griffey should be the everyday DH because he’s still got some left in the tank! And then they wondered when Vlad signed with Texas. And then they were wondering why the Mariners didn’t keep Snell in the pen like they did last year after they acquired him. And then they started saying Figgins sucks cause he has no power, so I said fuck it and moved farther down the line.
GOD.
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
On the plus side, Erik Bedard is awesome. He was bullshitting with all us behind the dugout before the game
and was signing everything thrown his way and smiling. Not only that, but people would ask for other players signatures, like Ichiro, so he was taking their stuff, getting the other players to sign them, and then throwing them back. He was the talk of the whole section behind the dugout.
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
DAMN YOU MEDIA
Watch Bradley be kickass
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 17, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Erik Bedard is the man
He is probably one of my favorites on this team.
by seattle_since_81 on Mar 17, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully Lopez
takes Nippert deep for and 8 run homer here.
close.
Outfielder for Clinton last season, and Wisconsin the year before. In other words, he hasn’t escaped the MWL yet. Think about a poor man’s version of Ezequiel Carrera with more strikeout issues than someone with negligible power should have, and you’d be close.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
So a very poor man's version of Tyson Gillies
Maximo Mendes is a homeless man’s Tyson Gillies.
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 17, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct.
Also can’t play center.
But Gillies’ strikeout issues aren’t that bad. 80 last year? Not damning, and that’s nothing on Mendez. Mendez struck out 142 times in 2008, over 393 at-bats. He only slugged .336, with an average of .237.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/
I'd suggest Blake Ochoa, but he might have some talent.
Traded one for one with the Marlins for the incredible Danny Santin.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://www.marinersminors.com/

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