Optimism thread... Give your thoughts about what you predict in '10
OK - we've got a slew of new players and a handful of guys we've retained. Give your thoughts on what you want to see - WHAT YOU OPTIMISTICALLY WANT TO SEE from these players. Does Griffey come back more slender and rock the Safe? Does our platoon at first (as it seems right now) succeed? How about the Bullpen? Ichiro gets another 200 hits? Will Bradley be arrested in Pioneer Square (okay, this is a joke, but could happen)? Give us your most optimistic predictions - not your sad, cynical and usual take as a Mariners fan. Let's put our most hopeful predictions down and see who might be the closest to being all-knowing by the end of the season. I have the feeling this could devolve into a beer thread, but I'm used to that with this team.
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Let's Do This!!!
1) Thanks to SSS, Griffey rocks to the tune of a .360+ wOBA.
2) Gutierrez reaches 25 home runs, including the longest home run by a Mariner this year.
3) Milton Bradley manages an entire season without any injury related time off beyond “flu like symptoms.”
4) One of the players we picked up for sub 1m gets traded for a top 5 prospect by May.
5) Ryan Rowland Smith keeps pace with Cliff Lee and Felix for most “Quality Starts.”
6) Chone Figgins hits a home run in his first at bat at the first home game, also stealing a base.
7) Ichiro steals home, and on the play Figgins ends up at 2nd base.
8) Felix has a royal curve so sick that if you look closely the batter pissed himself in shame.
9) The first game the Mariners lose in embarrassing fashion, they follow up with a 15 run gem with that has Felix going the distance.
10) Mariners destroy the Angels a la Oakland v. Mariners circa 2006
...and now I'm here
Or a Doug Fister no-hitter.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
by Fin on Feb 3, 2010 8:42 AM PST up reply actions
So who do you think will no-hit the Ms?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Feb 3, 2010 11:50 AM PST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
Probably Pineiro
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
by appleshampoo on Feb 3, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Oh wait can I change my answer to: BRANDON MORROW!
by EnglishMariner on Feb 3, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
Kevin Correia
it will definitely be Kevin Correia
randy johnson pulls a brett favre and signs with the angels and perfectos against the m’s…. worst nightmare ever….
by mariseanerhawk on Feb 5, 2010 2:28 AM PST up reply actions
Team rallies around accidental death of rookie pitcher
goes on to outperform expectations but fades in the playoffs.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 3, 2010 5:04 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
That's odd, do we even have any rookie pitchers?
I guess Texeira, but if we have to lose Texeira to make it to the playoffs, so be it.
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by Faux on Feb 3, 2010 5:35 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe Fister?
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
by Fin on Feb 3, 2010 8:42 AM PST up reply actions
The Mariners will go to any length to try to be the Angels.
It is so blatantly obvious now it is getting comedic.
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by pdb on Feb 3, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions
Yes, it is funny when teams try to be good.
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 3, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
If nothing else Red,
since Beltre is unfortunately gone, would you take a picture of me in a stick to each game?
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Rally Ferret!
Ferrets don’t have a lot of power but they are fast, fun to watch and they are anti-New York!
Rally Tapir!

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Feb 3, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I have proposed the Rally Crab
after the earlier off-topic chaos it provokes. Also, it maintains the nautical theme.
Now, to figure out how to animate a spider crab stomping around Safeco Field…
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by JY on Feb 5, 2010 8:34 PM PST up reply actions
I smell a pennant race in the AL West
that for once the M’s are involved in. And to me that’s the best thing ever – individual accomplishments are awesome but if the M’s are still in contention so that September is a stressful, exciting, delirious, scoreboard-watching month, that’s all I want.
And CapSea’s #10 would be a nice bonus too.
I predict that 2010 will be one of those magical seasons.
Like 1995 or 2001, but do so in its own right.
Also, I would like to see the emergence of Dustin Ackley and Adam Moore, although it may be premature this season. This may be a long shot, but Ackley or Moore will hit their first home run in the playoffs.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
As a huge prospect fan, this would thrill me.
But I’d guess they’ll want to give Ackley at least a full year in the minors, especially with the position switch. Adam Moore is the guy I could see making an impact this year, although catchers are always risky.
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just the thought gives me a warm fuzzy
all i want is one….
by mariseanerhawk on Feb 5, 2010 2:32 AM PST up reply actions
It was more me registering disappointment, than failing to believe.
Get your facts straight, buster.
Given how last year ended for him
I’d say it’s wildly optimistic.
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
by appleshampoo on Feb 3, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Edgar in the Hall of Fame
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 3, 2010 9:30 AM PST reply actions
Brandon League has a solid (and consistent) season
I’m from Canada (what that really means: even though I’m in BC, thousands of miles away, the media thinks we’re in the Blue Jays market) so I have seen many many games where League’s sinker is downright unhittable. Then again, I’ve seen him come in and walk the bases loaded plenty of times too. He was frustrating to watch because when the bullpen door opened, you never knew which version of League was coming in.
I would love to see him come in and live up to his potential. He’s from the west coast so maybe being closer to home will help!
Hey sounds like Morrow!
How about that!
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
by appleshampoo on Feb 3, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
Griffey is going to imitate Bradley arguing with an ump and everyone in the dugout including Bradley will laugh.
by ThundaPC on Feb 3, 2010 10:01 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
In this prediction, Griffey is benched by mid August and becomes one of the most hated players in team history.
Also Griffey curses a lot at the fans and media.
Yay middle fingers!
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1B platoon is very solid
Jack Wilson stays healthy and anchors the best IF defense in baseball
Mike Saunders torches AAA in April/May and is a solid contributor in Seattle down the stretch.
My optimistic/fantasy thoughts
- Garko proves to be capable of playing catcher in spring training without being terrible. He becomes the 2nd catcher and plays against left handed pitching, allowing us to get his bat in the lineup in place of Johnson/Moore, instead of replacing Kotchman.
- Felix and Cliff Lee battle it out for the Cy Young as the top two
- Bradley stays heathy and returns to his .400 wOBA form from 2007-2008, while playing 140 games, mostly at DH.
- Kotchman becomes the player everyone thought he would be when he was a highly valued prospect.
- Aardsma doesnt blow any saves and is traded for something awesome at the deadline. Brandon League takes over and is just as good.
- Figgins and Gutierrez repeat their 2009 performances and are each 5-6 WAR.
- The Mariners give up less runs than any team including NL teams, while having an average offense. They win the world series without ‘big boppers’ and everyone learns that a run saved really does equal a run earned, and you can win without sluggers.
And every team gets rid of said sluggers.
And we pick them up on the cheap and win the WS again this time with a terrible defense but just out pitch/hit everyone.
by Scruffy Lefty on Feb 3, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I'm an Angel fan
and I’d like to see this one happen:
“Kotchman becomes the player everyone thought he would be when he was a highly valued prospect.”
Now that he can’t hang out with Garrett Anderson, I think there’s a good chance that it will.
by shields2seamer2lefthanders on Feb 6, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions
Hmmm
Obviously the #1 desire is to make the playoffs, regardless of the path to get there. Beyond that, I would like to see
*RRS establish himself as a solid, durable MOR starter. I love the guy and bought his jersey at FanFest so I’ll be pissed if he flames out. Lollipop curveball ahoy!
*Ichiro gets 200 hits again, tying Pete Rose for the all-time record of 10 seasons.
*Felix shows no regression to his pre-2009 days. A Cy Young on top would be sweet, but I would be supremely happy with him just as a solid ace.
*Cliff Lee is so enthralled with our team that he signs an extension at the end of the season.
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
Griffey will tickle Cliff Lee until he signs an extension.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
by Fin on Feb 3, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
or till he pees his pants...
a wet crotch changes everything….
by mariseanerhawk on Feb 5, 2010 2:36 AM PST up reply actions
That would make me ridiculously happy.
I’m still worried he won’t ever stop in AAA – just AA for a bit, then in the show.
I doubt that.
He’s got enough upside to be ridiculously good – plus we don’t have the old regime here to fuck him up/over.
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Yes, I do too, though I still think the lack of a starting job may be what prevents him from making the AA-> MLB jump
So…. c’mon Jose Lopez!
(The Bavasi regime’s promotion policy may not have always made sense, but at least it meant that almost every prospect stopped off in Tacoma. They may have been 19 and unprepared, but they’d stop there.)
Best team UZR by 20 runs.
Adam Moore hits 10 homeruns.
Felix strikes out 200.
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They're all unlikely but possible.
I think they probably range from the 20-40% probability range.
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I should also mention...
after a self-induced hiatus of sorts, Fanposts are fucking crazy to post now. Holy crap.
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We sign Bedard and he pitches from June until the end of the season without a DL stint.
And he manages to throw close to 130IP with a KperNine of 11.45.
Also M’s become the most annoying team to play against.
You got slurved!
Best possible year?
Going backward from the end of the season
1) November 2010, an estimated half million people show up for the Mariners World Series parade. Ken Griffey Jr. is given a "king’s" chair and robe to wave to the people from. The block party that follows is considered to be one of the best Seattle has ever experienced. Where appropriate, everyone gets laid.
2) World Series in 5 games at Safeco Field. Felix wins complete game in 85 pitches. Griffey hits game winner and walks off the field to a thunderous crowded that is heard throughout Seattle. Future Star Dustin Ackley does the pitch running getting into his first World Series game.
3) M’s win the ALCS over Boston in 5 games at Safeco field. Felix gets the win. Gutierrez drives in the game winning run.
4) M’s beat the New York Yankees in 4 games at Yankee Stadium. Felix throws the best game of his life. A 9 inning (4 hits all turned into double plays) shut out that leaves the Yankee fans quiet and dumb founded by the 6th inning. Griffey hits his last HR (a 3 run shot to right field) of his career at Yankee stadium.
5) The Mariners win 110 games and the division. Every member of the team reach their peak possible performance.
6) October 3rd (last game) Ichiro goes 5-5 finishing a career year with 305 hits, 20 HRs, 78 SB (9 CS), a +15 UZR, and a slash line of .420/.501/.681. Thus, Ichiro will forever be known as Mr. 420!
7) In their last starts Felix and Lee win in sounding fashion and are cheered off the field both having W/L records of 23-5 in 33 starts. Baseball writers everywhere compare the two to Koufax and Drysdale and Johnson and Schilling and other great 1-2 pitchers.
8) October 1st at fan appreciation night Griffey hits his 30th HR tying Willie Mays at 660.
9) Milton Bradley, Eric Byrnes, Ian Snell and Liriano have great come back years.
10) Ryan Rowland-Smith, League, Moore, and Kotchman have break out years living up to hype/hope of those rooting for them.
11) Gutierrez finds his power without losing anything else. Gutierrez gets the reputation of being the best center fielder in all of baseball.
12) The bullpen does so well Wakamatsu is quoted as saying "Closer? No. No. We don’t worry about titles. I have guys (DA, League, Lowe) I trust in there to take care of any situation that comes up."
13) The Mariners have a fantastic 1st half, with several All-Stars: Felix, Lee, Ichiro, Gutierrez, Figgins, and as a sentimental pick Ken Griffey Jr.
14) Leading to the All-Star break the Mariners take 22 out of 25 with a 15 game winning streak through the NYY, Detroit, KC and the Brewers. Ichiro puts together almost 75 hits over the 25 game span, people start talking about a new hits record.
15) April starts out well with the team going 2 out of 3 in each series but fans announce their concerns about the pitching/defense holding up as the weather warms up.
16) In the last week of spring training, it is leaked out and then made in an official announcement by Ken Griffey Jr. that this will be his last year. He is grateful to end as a Mariner and humbly asks "no one throw me a parade or anything".
17) Everyone shows up to Spring Training healthy and happy. The team bonds in record time. Griffey talks with the media and the coaches and works out a wonderful arrangement with Milton Bradley. Bradley reports "I’ve never been more welcomed into a clubhouse as I have been here. I really think everything is going to workout fine." Ichiro shows off some of the craziest outfits every. Felix and Lee share a bond as he has with no other pitcher. Gutierrez shows up in mid season form helping both Jack Wilson and Figgins get laid by way of being so amazingly smooth with the ladies.
18) Mariners trade Jose Lopez for Liriano and sign Orlando Hudson
by mark sobba on Feb 3, 2010 5:21 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
I just ej-- nevermind. Great post.
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by kevin_ess on Feb 3, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I think 17 is unrealistic
First of all, Chone Figgins is black. Everyone knows that black men have large penises and can therefore have as much sex as they want. Second, if Felix were going to go gay it would be with Gutierrez, not some interloper.

by Vatinius on Feb 3, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I meant Felix finally has a pitcher as good as him to talk to.
Also, Figgins is ugly. Even as a straight guy I know that.
Number of games wasn't important to me. But Felix pitching the game and it being at Safeco are important.
Agreed, so I'll fantasy tweak it so the AL wins the All-star game and we get home field advantage. :) yaya.
felix wins the cy young trophy.
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by wolfmanshowlforever on Feb 7, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
That happens after my predictions end but it is implied.
Since my first prediction had not come to pass, we are now in a scary alternate reality were the future is unknown. But I swear somewhere in the multi-verse of realties everything I have said has/will come true!
Why? Because this was my 2010 Mariners fantasy and it can be anything I want.
If you want to write one where J-Lo hits 75 HRs feel free to go ahead. I don’t think anyone here will stop you.
Suddenly, I REALLY want to clinch a playoff series against the Yankees IN New York.
That sounds damn sexy right now.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Feb 4, 2010 3:41 AM PST up reply actions
As a current resident of New York, I would be ecstatic
and in the hospital by the end of the evening
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by JY on Feb 5, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions
I will come to your funeral.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
by Fin on Feb 5, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions
BEST POST EVER!!!
and completely feasible…. i dont see any lies there, thats not even being optimisitic… thats being a realist! cant wait to buy my 2010 World Champions Seattle Mariners shirts in november. the truth is, if the M’s go all the way, Griffey is done. We all know he’s on his way out, this looks to be the M’s attempt to let him go out with what he’s always wanted, a ring and a championship. every one knows hes a first round inductee, it would just be nice for him to have one more thing on his hof resume.
by mariseanerhawk on Feb 5, 2010 2:47 AM PST up reply actions
Jose Lopez - .315/.345/.490, +5 UZR
GMZ gives him 3 year, $21M extension
With a lucky BABIP, there's no reason Jose Lopez can't actually duplicate that line
that’s actually a lower ISO than this past season
I just don't see him slugging anywhere close to that, based on available evidence.
Though sorry, I didn’t mean to be a dick.
It's a lower ISO than last year
he slugged .463 with an average of .272 for an ISO of .191. With some good luck and hitting the ball like last year, .490 is pretty easily within reach
Or I guess the AVG would be the part I don't see happening which is raising his SLG that high
If he did put up numbers like that I wouldn’t hate giving him an extension, though.
It would just be a lucky BABIP
like .335 instead of .274.
Rough, back of the envelope calculations have a .335 BABIP (with all the additions being singles, not even doubles/triples, unlikely since he hit 42 doubles last year) gives a slash line of .324/.358/.515.
Just at .300 BABIP, all singles, his line becomes .294/.330/.484. Even with just normalized luck, that’s an .800 OPS, and with good luck, there’s no reason he can’t put up .830.
No, seriously.
After running the numbers, .360 is definitely not out of the question. It’s not likely, and this is certainly a -EV bet, but I think I have a much better chance than you are anticipating. When I end up winning, I’m ordering The Abyss 2008, just as an FYI
by seattlebruin on Feb 4, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
You're going to be buying me dinner in August. I didn't realize his wOBA was ~.325 the last two years.
I just can’t see him changing his approach enough to be significantly better. Thanks for the Office Burger and Consecration.
Which wOBA
FanGraphs average wOBA is like ten-fifteen points higher than StatCorner
Major hedge of the bet there. I think you should take your chances and let it ride, for the sportingness of it...
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Feb 4, 2010 12:14 AM PST up reply actions
It's not a hedge. We were betting on Loafie's development as a hitter via wOBA, so it's only fair to measure that in the same surroundings.
If he ends up on the Cubs that massively skews the outcomes.
Ahh... I misread the narrow scope.
Bird Law in this country isn't governed by reason.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Feb 4, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
Pretty bold statement for someone who has such a poor track record with predictions.
Need I remind you of last year? Wakamatsu and the bunt?
by Kermit. on Feb 3, 2010 11:33 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Like I can remember anything that far back.
My new prediction sounded suspiciously like my last prediction so I checked. Bingo.
You hate the M's
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 3, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
Erik Bedard wins the AL Cy Young award
Returns in late April and pitches 175 innings, strikes out 230 while running a 2.50 ERA.
Game 1 of the World Series, Bedard starts to look a bit funny in the second inning and comes off the mound clutching his shoulder. The bullpen cannot hold the lead, and the M’s drop Game 1. After the game, doctors examine Bedard Game 2, Felix dominates. Game 3, Lee dominates. Game 4, RRS pitches the M’s to victory, matching a career high 12 K’s in 8 innings of one-run ball. Games 5 and 6 are 1-0 losses with Felix and Lee on the mound. Game 7 reaches the 10th tied 3-3. With the bases loaded and no outs in the Top of the 10th, the camera pans to the dugout, where Bedard is talking to Wakamatsu. Suddenly, he pulls his jacket off, greeted by thunderous applause from Safeco Field. Warming up, he cringes a bit as he throws a few curves, then shrugs it off. He proceeds to strike out Jose Reyes, Jason Bay and David Wright on 9 pitches, all swinging strikes. In the bottom of the 10th, Francisco Rodriguez comes in to face Kotchman, Wilson and Rob Johnson. Kotchman and Wilson are retired, and Rob Johnson is due up. Unfortunately, in his celebration after Bedard’s last strikeout, Rob Johnson fell awkwardly on his leg and can’t walk, let alone swing a bat. With the Mariners bench completely used up, Wakamatsu is forced to call on Felix to pinch hit. First pitch Rodriguez throws, Felix swings wildly, hitting a walkoff home run. End of season.

FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Feb 3, 2010 11:42 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
Disclaimer: I do not support pitching through injury
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Feb 3, 2010 11:42 PM PST up reply actions
Whoops
Also should read “Doctors examine Bedard and declare him unfit to pitch”
Screwed that one up.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Feb 3, 2010 11:44 PM PST up reply actions
You think the Mets are going to be in the World Series?
Hahahaha.
by I Lick Squirrels on Feb 4, 2010 2:07 AM PST up reply actions
I want the Mets and Royals to play in the World Series
for no reason other than the sheer hilarity of it all, because you know they’d just go out and both lose 100 games the next season
I had to find a way to work K-Rod in there.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Feb 4, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
Holy fuck.l
First of alql, awesome post. But now we might actually be bringing Bedard back (as of 710 KIRO today)? Wow. Just wow.
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Ichiro hits .400.
Griffey hits 40 dingers.
Every full-time position player on the M’s wins a gold glove.
Felix wins 30 games, has an ERA under 2, and hits 2 dingers during interleague play and 2 more in pinch-hit appearances.
Lee wins 25 games.
RRS wins 18 games.
Griffey and Bradley become BFF’s. Bradley gets a tattoo of Hello Kitty.
Every Lopez sibling survives the season.
Figgins grows 3 inches.
During the playoffs, A-Rod gets hit in the head by a Brandon League fastball and dies.
Also during the playoffs, the Red Sox team plane pulls a Cory Lidle. Fortunately, Cammy and Beltre are not aboard.
It is discovered that Griffey tears cure cancer.
Jack Wilson finds a woman who will love him for what lies beneath the surface.
Felix and Guti manage to procreate.
Jack Zduriencik’s real parents arrive in a flying saucer to finally bring him back to his home planet. He bids Seattle a tearful farewell as thousands of fans gather to watch him go. Just as the music swells and the gathered onlookers try vainly to hold back tears, Jack emerges from the spacecraft and informs everyone that he has decided to remain here on earth, as GM of the Seattle Mariners, forever.
And of course, the Mariners win the world series in dramatic fashion, behind a superb effort from Felix, a game-saving catch from Guti, 4 hits from Ichiro, and a game-winning, pinch-hit home run from Griffey.
by I Lick Squirrels on Feb 4, 2010 2:22 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
"Every Lopez sibling survives the season."
I think there is at least one Mariners player who hopes for the same thing every year.
Griffey gets 62 bombs
the last one coming on the last pitch of the last game, to propel the mariners into the playoffs where they proceed to show such great chemistry that the umpires give them extra runs, saying that since the mariners get along with each other so well, they really deserve to win. Flash forward to the world series where, felix no-hits game 1, cliff lee perfect games game 2, we rest our starters and lose games 3-5 and then win games 6 and 7 on dramatic walk off hits, game 6 being a suicide squeeze and game 7 being a walkoff home run from the ichi-man
by themanleyman on Feb 4, 2010 9:39 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I predict
That there will be a lot of running around in circles and screaming in my living room. Possibly some making out with the TV, but that part of my vision is a bit hazy…
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by section331 on Feb 4, 2010 1:41 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Nope, part of Erik Bedard's contract will have him doing color commentary until he is ready to pitch.
There might be a lot of silent moments, but that will be better than some of the shit that color commentators say now. He will be the un-Ron Fairly.
by seattle_since_81 on Feb 4, 2010 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
Bedard will throw more than 159 pitches in the final game of the regular season against the Yankees (one day playoff)
and six months later will die of lung cancer.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
He's going to need a nurse, someone to hold his hand.
Someone to look deep into their eyes as he utters his final, tragic, loving words, and then breathes his last. We’ll need a volunteer.
I guess that wasn't terribly optimistic.
I am wondering when someone will figure out the reference.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
by Fin on Feb 5, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions
Ah yes, I know what happens
The movie begins with Ben Wrightman Matthew Currath as a 7 year old going to a Red Sox Mariners game with his Uncle Carl. His uncle treated him like a son because he had no kids of his own. The opening narrative explains that ever since that day, Ben Matthew became a die-hard Red Sox Mariners fan. Just about everything he owns bears the Red Sox Mariners name, emblem or the image of a Red Sox Mariner player (with the exception of his toilet paper, which bears the New York Yankees Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim insignia). Ben Matthew inherited his uncle’s season tickets when he died. The story picks up 23 years later with Ben Matthew as a school teacher software engineer who is still rather immature for his age. He meets Lindsey Meeks, a professionally successful workaholic executive. Overcoming her initial hesitance, she becomes attracted to him because of his ability to show a passionate commitment to something. That spring, he later pretends he is proposing to her, but instead asks her to the Red Sox Mariners home opener. Lindsey attends, but not being a baseball or Red Sox Mariners fan, she knows nothing about the Curse of the Bambino Lookout Landing or even how to pronounce the name Yastrzemski Piniella. The two continue to attend the games together until one summer night when Lindsey attempts to catch up on work by taking her laptop to the game. Not paying attention to the game, she is knocked out by a line drive foul ball by then Baltimore Orioles shortstop Miguel Tejada Texas Rangers Third Baseman Michael Young off Mike Myers Mark Lowe. She eventually recovers, but stops going to the games.
Things take a turn for the worse when Lindsey invites Ben Matthew to go with her to Paris and he rejects the offer because the Red Sox Mariners are in the heat of the playoff race. Before leaving for Paris, she tells Ben Matthew she is “late” and may be pregnant with his child. Lindsey starts to become fed up with Ben Matthews’s obsession with the Red Sox Mariners. Ben Matthew agrees to miss a game against the Yankees Angels in order to go with Lindsey to her friend’s birthday party. Ben Matthew and Lindsey have a wonderful time together, and after a little bit of [censored, this is a family website], he tells her it was one of the best nights of his life. Moments later, Ben Matthew receives a call from his ecstatic friend Troy Jeff who informs him that the Red Sox Mariners overcame a seven run deficit in the bottom of the ninth inning to pull off one of the greatest comebacks in team history. Ben Matthew becomes irate that he missed such an historic Red Sox Mariners moment, greatly hurting Lindsey’s feelings. After Lindsey miserably declares he has broken her heart, he and Lindsey separate for awhile.
Ben Matthew soon misses Lindsey, and visits her in a futile attempt to reconcile. He eventually feels her loss so deeply that he plans to sell his season tickets in order to prove that she means more to him than the Red Sox Mariners. Lindsey finds out about his plan during the celebration for her much-anticipated promotion. Immediately leaving the celebration, she rushes to the ballpark to try and stop him. She gets in during the 8th inning of the Red Sox – Yankees Mariners – Angels playoff game when the Sox M’s are just 3 outs away from being swept. Ben Matthew is actually in the process of signing a contract with the prospective ticket-buyer as they sit in the stands. Because she is unable to reach Ben Matthew from her section in Fenway Park in time to stop him from signing the contract, she illegally runs across the field, deftly avoiding security personnel as she eventually reaches him. She explains that if he loves her enough to sell his seats, then she loves him enough not to allow him to do so. The two reunite and kiss in front of the entire crowd before she is thrown out.
The movie ends with a narrative explaining how the Red Sox Mariners won that game, then beat the Yankees Angels three more times for the pennant, later sweeping St. Louis Cardinals in for their first World Series title in 86 years. Ben Matthew and Lindsay get married. She gets pregnant but the movie ends with a narrative explaining that the baby will be named after one of the players. The original plot had assumed the Sox M’s would lose in the playoffs, however when they kept winning in 2004 2010, the ending had to be rewritten and additional scenes were shot in St. Louis, Missouri.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
by Fin on Feb 5, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
In the sequel,
little Johnny Damon Jr. becomes the youngest noodle-tosser in Northeast history, and get’s a spinoff television show a la Doogie Howser. It’s called “I can’t field for shit, but here’s some ’sgetti.”
Illegible
Fail.
Because she is unable to reach Ben Matthew from her section in Fenway Park in time to stop him from signing the contract…
Rec’d anyway, though.
by I Lick Squirrels on Feb 5, 2010 9:46 PM PST reply actions
Fail on my part as well.
Of the reply variety, specifically.
by I Lick Squirrels on Feb 5, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions
I realized that after posting it.
I was hoping that it could be played off as ironic humor of some sort.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4

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