It's late as hell in Chicago. Why am I awake? BECAUSE IT'S CURLING. Curling is awesome, and so awesome that I shall stay awake through the tenth end of this match. Why should you watch? The Norwegians have amazing pants. The Americans aren't all that good but they are at least from Minnesota, so that's something. John Shuster seems like a total asshat and he makes me miss Pete Fenson, who also wasn't good enough to bring home the gold. Expect this to get deleted in the morning because it is not baseball related, so go nuts.