A Casey Kotchman Fun Fact
So a little while ago we learned from Shannon Drayer and a bunch of other people at the same time that Casey Kotchman has refused an assignment to Tacoma and become a free agent. Though this is the word most commonly used to describe such an action, I do find it to be curiously emphatic.
Zduriencik: Casey, we would like to outright you to Tacoma.
Kotchman: AW HELL NO
Kotchman: HELL NO
Kotchman: BITCH PLEASE YOU TAKE YOUR TACOMA AND SHOVE IT
Kotchman: I'M CASEY KOTCHMAN
Kotchman, of course, will be missed by nobody, other than Chone Figgins, who made up 33% of one of the more unusual clubhouse buddy pairs in baseball history. But because the team was so bad and everything blended together, you might have forgotten just how lousy Kotchman really was. You know what he batted? .217/.280/.346. Casey Kotchman came to the plate 457 times and posted a .616 OPS. As a regular first baseman.
His OPS+ - where 100 is average, and greater than 100 is above average - was 73. The last first baseman to come to the plate at least 450 times and post an OPS+ worse than 73 was Dan Meyer's 66 in 1978. (Meyer, fittingly, was a Mariner.)
Kevin Young put up an OPS+ of exactly 73 as the Pirates' regular first baseman in 1993. You should ask Pirates fans how they feel about Kevin Young sometime. Young spent 11 seasons putting up a 95 OPS+ as a first baseman with the Pirates and one season putting up a 92 OPS+ as a first baseman with the Royals, giving him one of the more classically miserable careers of the past two decades. Kevin Young, by the way, earned nearly twenty-nine million dollars.
We know Casey Kotchman got unlucky. By and large you don't have a season this terrible without at least a little bad luck, and an awful lot of his line drives found an awful lot of gloves. He's better than his 2010 numbers would suggest, and he could still turn into a fine bench player somewhere else. But there's a difference between getting unlucky and getting unlucky while posting a .616 OPS as a first baseman. Kotchman's true talent offense is already sufficiently mediocre that he can't afford any bad luck at all, and because of his failure to develop, his starting days are almost certainly over. He just isn't worth it.
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Maybe they should call it 'all righting'.
Z: Casey, we’re all righting you to Tacoma, but don’t worry, everything is going to be all right!
Kotch: Fuck off bald man.
Shoot
Now I have to go reread it to find the math joke I missed
The joke is likely that Chone Figgins is a small man.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Nov 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, he was worth a shot..
I don’t understand why the shot lasted as long as it did, but whatever.
"Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here"
Hey
We like our declining 1B that we sign to have an OPS of at least .650 before we sign them and they magically turn into a 138 OPS+ player.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I will miss his Zangief face.


I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
by HititHere on Nov 5, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was going so well!
above-average wOBA in April… around .250 with a .480 slugging, decent defense.
And he ended up costing the team a win and a half with his bat, and didn’t appear to do much with the glove either. Stunning.
(But holy shit, Dan Meyer gave away a win plus with his glove as well, at least by Fangraphs’ metric. That’s futility.)
Smoak is the future
no need for kotchman around these parts.
by HeatherHeatherHeather on Nov 4, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions
Hopefully Safeco isn't a no Smoaking facility
by New England Fan on Nov 4, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Justin Smoak isn't why Casey Kotchman won't be back,
Casey Kotchman is why Casey Kotchman won’t be back.
by BigR on Nov 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 11 recs
John Olerud sucks.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Nov 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
What does this make the 40 man at now?
A nice big house cleaning is a happening. Lets hope some improvements come.
Well that's a lot of room to make some wholesale changes/improvements,
or protect some young guys from the rule 5 draft.
It's both; you can protect everyone and still have room on the 40 man.
Good position to be in.
I'm betting on us grabbing something in the Rule 5 ourselves.
I’m going to really go out on a limb here and say it will be either a reliever or a middle infielder, but more likely a reliever.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Nov 5, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't Dis Dan Meyer
When I moved to Redmond as an 8-year-old in 1977, I lived two doors down from Dan Meyer and he helped spark my interest in baseball. Dammit, if he had lived somewhere else, I might never have become a Mariner fan and could have saved myself 33 years of suffering.
Screw you, Dan Meyer.
by Mariner Optimist on Nov 6, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

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