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It's been said on countless occasions that Garrett Olson looks more like an actor, playing a pitcher, than he does like an actual pitcher in real life. The transition is complete. (via)

over 1 year ago Wbc_029_tiny Jeff Sullivan 28 comments 11 recs  | 

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This almost makes me want to keep Olson.

Almost.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Nov 16, 2010 10:39 AM PST reply actions  

Well this is odd.

Gotta do something in the offseason, I guess. Besides cry.

Milton Bradley apologist

by sanford_and_son on Nov 16, 2010 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

Felix and Garrett have a discussion in the dugout:

[Garrett has just blown the lead of close ball game.]

Felix: Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.
Garrett: Felix, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he’s wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
Felix: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to watch his Cy Young hopes disappear on account of your dumb ass.
Garrett: I got a threshold, Felix. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I’m a fuckin’ race car, right, and you got me the red. And I’m just sayin’, I’m just sayin’ that it’s fuckin’ dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin’ red. That’s all. I could blow.
Felix: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?
Garrett: Yeah, I’m ready to blow.
Felix: Well, I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch a baseball, I’m Superfly T.N.T., I’m the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN’ ON THE BENCH? YOU’RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BENCH DETAIL! We’re fuckin’ switchin’! I’m closin’ this ball game, and you’re pickin’ your ass on the bench!

by ThomasG on Nov 16, 2010 3:22 PM PST reply actions   5 recs

I met Garrett the day after this shoot happened.

He was hanging out in Bellevue with his “ladyfriend” and was really excited about the Promo he had just done with Felix, but couldn’t tell me more. He had said it was for a commercial, but also that he wasn’t the first choice for Felix’s partner. Garrett lives in the Bay Area, but was free to fly up for the weekend and do the shoot. They had tried to get another guy (nameless) who lives in Seattle to do the shoot, but everyone else was out of town or busy.

Pretty cool job to get because everyone else was unavailable!

by ambrosia2112 on Nov 16, 2010 3:57 PM PST reply actions  

Felix looks amazing.

Garrett would be perfect for this if Will Forte had replaced John Travolta.

by wazzu93 on Nov 16, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

RRS mentioned on his Twitter that he referred ESPN to Olson

And RRS has been out of the country for a while. Perhaps he was the first choice? They have experience working with him when they did the stuff with him, Cliff Lee, Felix and Ichiro in spring training.

by Eyebrows on Nov 16, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems likely.

so, “ladyfriend”? Not a friend or not a lady?

by msb on Nov 17, 2010 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

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