Jeff Francoeur's Crazy Eyes, Part 2
Reporter: So Mitch, tell me, what's the clubhouse like after a big win like this?
Moreland: Oh, you know
Moreland: :looks over:
Reporter: :looks over:
Francoeur: :inserts entire fist in mouth:
Francoeur: :spit drips out:
Moreland: Kind of the same
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I was completely expecting to see him do it
What a gyp
Now, I can't imagine what Francoeur would do in the clubhouse.
All I get is him in the corner, alternating between grumbles and laughter, alternating between hammering on and fiddling with some contraption no one knows the purpose of.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
No one can really tell what it is.
Chris Davis says he caught a glimpse of it once and it looked like a still made out of a mortar shell. But even that doesn’t fully explain the noises it sometimes makes. Then there’s the fluids.
Before the game, Francoeur throws a burlap sack over it and wraps it in bungee cords.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

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