10/28: Open World Series Game 2 Thread
If Matt Cain isn't the guy who got Lincecum on the chronic, I'll eat a big foam hat.
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Ozzie Guillen wouldn't of taken Vlad out and says he doesn't care about the defense.
Other than that, I can’t understand a goddamn word he is saying.
I think he’s drunk.
You're dead to me.
Didn't he have a hand in trading Carlos Lee for Scott Podsednik? Or was that all Kenny Williams?
Perhaps I’ve underestimated how much he cares for contact+speed.
I wonder if Nelson Cruz got into baseball late as a kid.
He was 17 when Vlad had his first good season.
Natch.
Josh Hamilton speaks out against the Reefer Madness gripping AT&T Park
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Get over it Josh.
It’s not even worth the mention, it’s not like they were throwing joints at you (they wouldn’t waste good weed).
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I can't believe how excited I am for this. I'm not sure why I am, but this is fun.
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Did anybody else see this?

Scummy or sardonic? I think a little of both.
by Double06 on Oct 28, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Dallas-Fort Worth? Any other city whose team isn't currently playing Josh Hamilton in the World Series?
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
OK I kind of see it now.
I didn’t find it very funny or overly offensive. Just, I don’t know… relevant?
On the wagon drug abuser, alcoholic, etc? I'd say.
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Don't get me wrong - I really like the guy, and find him amazing as a human being.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I like Josh Hamilton.
I love jokes about Josh Hamilton’s alcoholism and cocaine addiction.
by Decatur on Oct 28, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
The two shouldn't be exclusive.
RICHARD PRYOR.
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He is amazing but I guess I'm kinda sick of hearing about him.
I think I just found why it’s not that funny to me.
Have you seen that ESPN "Homecoming" series?
The episode about him is pretty cool, but yes, he plays a bit holier than thou (to quote Thingray in a seperate discussion) about his life.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
If he's actually in recovery he'll laugh it off.
That’s what recovery is; adapting to life.
by THolt on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Of this I know.
Perhaps that’s why I enjoy him. I assume he would laugh at the sign in question.
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I play guitar.
Metal, jazz, whatever. Taught professionally for awhile, until school hit.
Just forwarded it to you.
Fucking Hotmail seems to have turned it green, somehow. Fuck. Tell me if that shows on your copy.
Nope.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
One way or another, your mind is destined to be invaded by bullshit in this, the information age.
Unless you’re on life support and have clumsy visiting friends.
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I really want this series to go the entire stretch, but I think the Rangers are already done.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Actually the Rangers are guaranteed at least two more games after tonight
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
NO SHIT??! Fuck, I'll bet it might rain some time this week in Seattle.
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That Knothole Gang thing - 125 fans at a time get to watch the game for up to three innings for free through the bullpen wall - sounds like a good way to create a huge civil disturbance.
Or make the bullpen guys VERY happy.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
These two men make me want to go completely deaf.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I had a hilarious argument with my friend about how he would never bench Vlad because of his defense
and then not ten minutes later, he misplayed the Cody Ross ball to prove me exactly right
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Lookout Landing would be much better if we periodically posted 1000x1500 pictures of busty, bikini-clad women during slow moments of the game.
Without subject lines, of course.
Wouldn’t want those to get in the way of the ladies.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear it's nice to lay up in there every once in a while.
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You can't spell deadspin without penis.
by Eyeball Kid on Oct 28, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
MLB TV users,
What happens during commercial break? I think it would be awesome to hear players remarking on the game, coaches talking to players, player/coach interviews, etc. Does that happen, or does it merely say “commercial break in progress?”
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Sometimes it'll be a bit late going to 'commercial break in progress' and you'll hear announcers chatting
but not very often.
That's too bad.
The last time I was in a Mariners’ suite, there was the option of switching between radio and TV broadcast, and during commercial breaks, you could hear the chatter. It was awesome that I could switch the audio as soon as Rizzs and Red came on.
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For that matter...
Why don’t MLB teams rent out their suites for WS viewing events, with little perks like that included.
by THolt on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Not to mention a great night out for fans of teams who didn't make it,
as well as perhaps a cheaper chance to attain the suite experience. Great idea. Seriously – email the Ms.
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Seriously. I'll back you up with an email of my own.
Actually a wonderful idea.
They do it for home fans for when their team is on the road – why not do it for the WS even if your team isn’t in it? What’s the worst? Not a sellout? You’re still making money and entertaining many, many people. I rec your idea, sir.
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Thanks. Gimme an address and I'll shoot it off right now.
I think you popped my ‘rec’ cherry. Shocked they hadn’t thought of it.
Go to the main Seattle site and,
Aww, shit – hold on…
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Sending now.
I take it from your general demeanor you know how to be professional. What’s your real name? I’m Trip Holtgrewe, btw.
Wow - I have a few connections there.
I’ll see what I can do. Great email.
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Excellent.
Consulting on something like this—even for a small fee—would look fantastic on my resume and would probably be pretty fuckin’ fun.
I would definitely get in on this sort of thing.
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Working on my own - I'll be getting back to you.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I just recently observed that this series might extend beyond this game, but the Rangers look outmatched.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I'll bet a free night of drinking at my bar to the first person to take this bet.
In return, I want to ride on a unicorn.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Matt Cain needs the chronic so he doesn't murder his entire offensive lineup for lack of run support.
Apparently available in the stadium if you know the right people.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Or if you just say 'anyone got dat sticky-icky!?' moderately loud.
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that only worked if you were named Snoop.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I think it is an in game substitute for the Winston cigs he usually smokes.
Peter Bourjos is faster than anyone on your team.
Given previous addictions, I'd say it's a good alternative.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Trying to find more crack, I assume.
Signs are expensive.
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Wicked backspin!
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW, Timmy is into the chron cause he went to fuckin' UW.
Dollars to dimebags he bought off the Ave once or twice when his dealer had to re-up.
Even when I was active in my addiction I would never trust the crackpots in the Ave...
That place has gotten even scarier in the past 15 years…
by ambrosia2112 on Oct 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Me?
Gimme your addy. And from the thread above, let’s find a place to pitch the M’s on that idea.
You too, it's in my profile.
But I initially meant Ambrosia regarding past addiction stuff.
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I go to UW.
And I’m a bigger guy, so I almost enjoy walking down the Ave after getting drunk. Those people are insane, and it’s always the same people.
The two kids with the dogs don't scare me, they just creep me out. Like the Mona Lisa...
They eyes just keep followin’ you.
Did we put up a second thread?
The action just died in here.
I'm back.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Ross keep Hamilton from moving to 3rd by using his face?
Looked like he kept the ball in front of him by using his head..
I wonder if Hamilton will relapse after his failed attempt to overcome Cain tonight..
(this has probably been said before..)
by HamFighter! on Oct 28, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Was that joke (Co)Cain?
I’m confused. Cocaine?
She don't lie. She don't lie. She don't lie.
by LonelyintheBleachers on Oct 28, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
We're going to be done with God Bless America before the two hour mark.
by drblacknwhite on Oct 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Be thankful it's not Mariah - this would be a five hour game.
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Oh my god, I can't stand these men talking about catchers and pitchers.
I’m going to mute it and let my four year-old son commentate.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
The anecdotes from his life and experience are likely to be infinitely more interesting.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
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"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Went to get some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and the Giants score.
I will be eating CTC for the rest of the series.
by LonelyintheBleachers on Oct 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
I went out and got a beer at the store while the Giants were scoring.
Looks like I’ll have to take one for the team.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It is a great responsibillity that has been handed down to me.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
With great responsibility comes great drunkenness.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I'm on holiday from tomorrow afternoon 'til Wednesday and I intend to be as responsible as possible in that span.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, fine.
Go on about your life being all responsible. Don’t blame me if you land an awesome woman and great future.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I'm kind of afraid you didn't get your own joke there kev.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I wouldn't have written it if I didn't get it.
I fear too many new people here don’t get my self-deprecating humor.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
It's always hard to tell with you.
You’re a man of mystery.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I'm a fucking idiot with a decent sense of humor and big heart.
Apparently a dangerous combo.
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I believe you can do us all proud.
I am in the opposite boat; test tomorrow and Saturday. But Saturday night I’m going to be very responsible.
by LonelyintheBleachers on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I breathed in air and the Giants scored
I think I’ll continue to breathe for the rest of the series
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I was superstitious and the Giants scored.
I think I’ll continue to be superstitious during all future sporting events.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I have not stopped drinking and the Giants have not stopped scoring.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
We are watching Giants' baseball, so it's never easy.
by LonelyintheBleachers on Oct 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
She's a cookie.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer my cookies coming with viral warnings. Wait...
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At home watching the game, apparently
and occasionally adding the Twitter hashtag #BitterDodgerFanTweet
You picked the best one!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
"cookies are a sometimes food"
is Cookie Monster’s PC update to “C is for Cookie”
Ahh. Whoosh.
I’m ashamed. What with my four year-old and all.
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Fuck that shit.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, if you want to believe the internet.
In a June 19, 2008, appearance on The Colbert Report, Cookie Monster again explained that “Cookies are a sometimes food.” He also attempted to eat Stephen Colbert’s Peabody Award. Colbert had asked agitatedly why Cookie Monster had “abandoned the pro-cookie agenda” and thus caused fruit to become the favorite snack of American children, according to a study Colbert had heard. Colbert criticized Cookie Monster for not wearing a cookie lapel pin. Cookie Monster also claimed to have “crazy times during the ’70s and ’80s”, referring to himself as “the Robert Downey, Jr. of cookies.” After eating a cookie to prove he still likes cookies, Cookie Monster asked if the Peabody Award, a round medallion on a small pedestal, was a cookie. When Colbert returned to speak to Cookie Monster at the end of the show, the award had disappeared and Cookie Monster was wiping his mouth with a napkin.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE sidearm pitchers.
I am simply mystified with their motions.
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Aw shit here comes Cody Ross.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Cody Ross: feared offensive threat to be pitched around at all costs.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I hope not.
How many runs does Wilson give up?
by LonelyintheBleachers on Oct 28, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
HAhahah Texas little did you know Cliff Lee and Mark Lowe were gong to fuck you over in the World Series.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 28, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Jack knew.
Just picture Randichiro.
by fiftyone on Oct 28, 2010 7:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
GO MARINERS
RUIN THOSE RANGERS FROM THE INSIDE OUT
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Imagine if he was doing this in our uniform.
One the one hand, Yay World Series.
On the other hand, get him the hell off the mound already. Out of pity.
Just picture Randichiro.
by fiftyone on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Does anyone know where to find WE for the series?
assuming the Giants win, of course.
Fangraphs will have it for a by-game basis but I don't know about series long.
by Mariner John on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Best thing I can suggest is adding up all the games.
Maybe there’s something else that’s less tedious though.
by Mariner John on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This made me look up the game.
That last hit jumped the WE by 0.7. But man, with Wilson coming in, it seems like it is actually so much more.
by LonelyintheBleachers on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
So Justin Smoak
is going to become the next Babe Ruth and the Rangers fall under the modern version of ‘the curse of the bambino?’
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
Game 6. Funny.
by LonelyintheBleachers on Oct 28, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
They already walked for the cycle.
Just picture Randichiro.
by fiftyone on Oct 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh, he says lots of funny things if you like dumb people like kevin_ess.
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OK, how cool would it be
to be a Giants fan, in that stadium, right now. I’d like to know how that feels. Someday.
Just picture Randichiro.
by fiftyone on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Rangers beaten with a Cain.
Peter Bourjos is faster than anyone on your team.
by 44FAN on Oct 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So how do you feel about the game thread?
Are you happy with your performance tonight? Did La Nina play any effect into the way you responded tonight?
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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Mayans were off by 6 years.
I hated McCarver and Buck before I even liked baseball. I was like 13 and I was still intelligent enough to know that they were just talking heads. And I didn’t get the euphemism “talking head” at that age, either. Oh god why?
Bwahaha
d_a_cameron RT @PeteAbe: In the original Taco Bell ad, the kid was holding his stomach and crying and Ron Washinton said, “You’re fine, keep eating.”
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
In a "Sixty Minutes" interview, a former exec said they artificially inflated prices just so they wouldn't scare consumers off.
i.e. they can still turn a profit with a 49 cent burrito. Ewwwwwwy.
Didn't see the game.
Any comical/informative summaries?
I couldn't watch either, but the box score indicates that Texas must have a lousy bullpen, or at least
relied on the lousy pitchers in their bullpen. Nice. I hope they don’t come back from this and I hope this convinces Cliff Fucking Lee to go to New York.
by TrustBaseball on Oct 28, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't get to see as much as I wanted, but most of what I saw was simply one team completely focused and overpowering.
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