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10/28: Open World Series Game 2 Thread


C.J. Wilson

#36 / Pitcher / Texas Rangers

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Nov 18, 1980



Matt Cain

#18 / Pitcher / San Francisco Giants

6-3

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R

Oct 01, 1984


If Matt Cain isn't the guy who got Lincecum on the chronic, I'll eat a big foam hat.

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Josh Hamilton speaks out against the Reefer Madness gripping AT&T Park

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Get over it Josh.

It’s not even worth the mention, it’s not like they were throwing joints at you (they wouldn’t waste good weed).

"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"

by Thingray on Oct 28, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anybody else see this?

Scummy or sardonic? I think a little of both.

by Double06 on Oct 28, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   5 recs

OK I kind of see it now.

I didn’t find it very funny or overly offensive. Just, I don’t know… relevant?

by Double06 on Oct 28, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the wagon drug abuser, alcoholic, etc? I'd say.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen that ESPN "Homecoming" series?

The episode about him is pretty cool, but yes, he plays a bit holier than thou (to quote Thingray in a seperate discussion) about his life.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he's actually in recovery he'll laugh it off.

That’s what recovery is; adapting to life.

by THolt on Oct 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Of this I know.

Perhaps that’s why I enjoy him. I assume he would laugh at the sign in question.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I play guitar.

Metal, jazz, whatever. Taught professionally for awhile, until school hit.

by THolt on Oct 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just forwarded it to you.

Fucking Hotmail seems to have turned it green, somehow. Fuck. Tell me if that shows on your copy.

by THolt on Oct 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

These two men make me want to go completely deaf.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Without subject lines, of course.

Wouldn’t want those to get in the way of the ladies.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salma Hyatt

Peter Bourjos is faster than anyone on your team.

by 44FAN on Oct 28, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB TV users,

What happens during commercial break? I think it would be awesome to hear players remarking on the game, coaches talking to players, player/coach interviews, etc. Does that happen, or does it merely say “commercial break in progress?”

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That's too bad.

The last time I was in a Mariners’ suite, there was the option of switching between radio and TV broadcast, and during commercial breaks, you could hear the chatter. It was awesome that I could switch the audio as soon as Rizzs and Red came on.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

For that matter...

Why don’t MLB teams rent out their suites for WS viewing events, with little perks like that included.

by THolt on Oct 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Right??!!

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXTRA REVENUE.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention a great night out for fans of teams who didn't make it,

as well as perhaps a cheaper chance to attain the suite experience. Great idea. Seriously – email the Ms.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. I'll back you up with an email of my own.

Actually a wonderful idea.

They do it for home fans for when their team is on the road – why not do it for the WS even if your team isn’t in it? What’s the worst? Not a sellout? You’re still making money and entertaining many, many people. I rec your idea, sir.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Gimme an address and I'll shoot it off right now.

I think you popped my ‘rec’ cherry. Shocked they hadn’t thought of it.

by THolt on Oct 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to the main Seattle site and,

Aww, shit – hold on…

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

fanfeedback@mariners.mlb.com

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sending now.

I take it from your general demeanor you know how to be professional. What’s your real name? I’m Trip Holtgrewe, btw.

by THolt on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Schumacher (Ess, in music).

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow - I have a few connections there.

I’ll see what I can do. Great email.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

Consulting on something like this—even for a small fee—would look fantastic on my resume and would probably be pretty fuckin’ fun.

by THolt on Oct 28, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would definitely get in on this sort of thing.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Working on my own - I'll be getting back to you.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 29, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, Timmy is into the chron cause he went to fuckin' UW.

Dollars to dimebags he bought off the Ave once or twice when his dealer had to re-up.

by THolt on Oct 28, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Seconded. And my, you should email me.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me?

Gimme your addy. And from the thread above, let’s find a place to pitch the M’s on that idea.

by THolt on Oct 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You too, it's in my profile.

But I initially meant Ambrosia regarding past addiction stuff.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go to UW.

And I’m a bigger guy, so I almost enjoy walking down the Ave after getting drunk. Those people are insane, and it’s always the same people.

by THolt on Oct 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here!

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm back.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, I can't stand these men talking about catchers and pitchers.

I’m going to mute it and let my four year-old son commentate.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The anecdotes from his life and experience are likely to be infinitely more interesting.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's it for straightedgeracer?

Peter Bourjos is faster than anyone on your team.

by 44FAN on Oct 28, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

str8edgeracer

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went out and got a beer at the store while the Giants were scoring.

Looks like I’ll have to take one for the team.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a great responsibillity that has been handed down to me.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

With great responsibility comes great drunkenness.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, fine.

Go on about your life being all responsible. Don’t blame me if you land an awesome woman and great future.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm kind of afraid you didn't get your own joke there kev.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I wouldn't have written it if I didn't get it.

I fear too many new people here don’t get my self-deprecating humor.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's always hard to tell with you.

You’re a man of mystery.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I'm a fucking idiot with a decent sense of humor and big heart.

Apparently a dangerous combo.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you can do us all proud.

I am in the opposite boat; test tomorrow and Saturday. But Saturday night I’m going to be very responsible.

by LonelyintheBleachers on Oct 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I breathed in air and the Giants scored

I think I’ll continue to breathe for the rest of the series

by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was superstitious and the Giants scored.

I think I’ll continue to be superstitious during all future sporting events.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have not stopped drinking and the Giants have not stopped scoring.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You picked the best one!

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And none of us ever got laid again.

I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.

by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the way your mom folded my laundry.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that's pretty creative!

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm lost...

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

"cookies are a sometimes food"

is Cookie Monster’s PC update to “C is for Cookie”

by rolando74 on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh. Whoosh.

I’m ashamed. What with my four year-old and all.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that shit.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, thanks.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you want to believe the internet.

Wikipedia

In a June 19, 2008, appearance on The Colbert Report, Cookie Monster again explained that “Cookies are a sometimes food.” He also attempted to eat Stephen Colbert’s Peabody Award. Colbert had asked agitatedly why Cookie Monster had “abandoned the pro-cookie agenda” and thus caused fruit to become the favorite snack of American children, according to a study Colbert had heard. Colbert criticized Cookie Monster for not wearing a cookie lapel pin. Cookie Monster also claimed to have “crazy times during the ’70s and ’80s”, referring to himself as “the Robert Downey, Jr. of cookies.” After eating a cookie to prove he still likes cookies, Cookie Monster asked if the Peabody Award, a round medallion on a small pedestal, was a cookie. When Colbert returned to speak to Cookie Monster at the end of the show, the award had disappeared and Cookie Monster was wiping his mouth with a napkin.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE sidearm pitchers.

I am simply mystified with their motions.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw shit here comes Cody Ross.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross: feared offensive threat to be pitched around at all costs.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

GO MARINERS

RUIN THOSE RANGERS FROM THE INSIDE OUT

by JamMasterJesus on Oct 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Really Renteria?

That big of a reaction to that pitch?

by Mariner John on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Imagine if he was doing this in our uniform.

One the one hand, Yay World Series.
On the other hand, get him the hell off the mound already. Out of pity.

Just picture Randichiro.

by fiftyone on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Aw Mark Lowe

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RENTERIA

by JLC on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks mariners!

for giving the rangers lowe :)

by chenster on Oct 28, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So Justin Smoak

is going to become the next Babe Ruth and the Rangers fall under the modern version of ‘the curse of the bambino?’

by Slow Country on Oct 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I can only hope.

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, how cool would it be

to be a Giants fan, in that stadium, right now. I’d like to know how that feels. Someday.

Just picture Randichiro.

by fiftyone on Oct 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

So how do you feel about the game thread?

Are you happy with your performance tonight? Did La Nina play any effect into the way you responded tonight?

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by kevin_ess on Oct 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Mayans were off by 6 years.

I hated McCarver and Buck before I even liked baseball. I was like 13 and I was still intelligent enough to know that they were just talking heads. And I didn’t get the euphemism “talking head” at that age, either. Oh god why?

by THolt on Oct 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bwahaha
d_a_cameron RT @PeteAbe: In the original Taco Bell ad, the kid was holding his stomach and crying and Ron Washinton said, “You’re fine, keep eating.”

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

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