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One Of These Days

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There used to be eight of them. Called themselves The Herd. They'd met each other and become friends at school, and for a time they were as inseparable as any good friends are at that age. They'd all sit together. They'd all eat together. They'd all go to 7-11 together after class, and they'd all go to movies together on the weekends. They were eight very different individuals, but they each belonged to the same group, and they each enjoyed each others' company.

The parents all met, and The Herd lived on with its original eight members for quite some time. Only gradually did it begin to dwindle in number, and at the heart of the dissolution - as is at the heart of every dissolution - was the lure of girls. It was a lack of girls that had brought The Herd together, and it was the attraction of girls that was, ever so slowly, breaking it apart.

Diamondbacks was first. Diamondbacks grew impatient, and showed up one morning wearing all the evidence of a haircut and a trip to the mall. It wasn't long before he had a date to the luau, and from that point on, he grew more difficult to reach. He was just having trouble finding the time. The Herd said they understood.

Angels was next. Angels had gone to the luau with the rest of the group, but found himself separated towards the end. Alone and uncomfortable, he found company with a girl he knew from rhetoric, and the two hit it off. They made plans for homecoming before saying goodbye for the night.

And one by one, The Herd continued to disperse. Astros found a big-hearted soccer player, to everyone's surprise. Rockies met a girl from another school during a piano recital. Rays was able to land one of the popular ones, but Rays had been lifting weights and had grown out of The Herd anyway, long before the formal split. For weeks, he didn't seem to fit in anymore. The Herd understood. There just wasn't enough time. No one ever has enough time.

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The three of them were sitting by a bench outside of a classroom. They'd all arranged to have the same 1pm free period Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and during this particular free period they were playing Fight City, a card game that Nationals had received from his aunt for his birthday. Mariners was leaning forward, picking the cards up off the ground and placing them into a haphazard stack, while Nationals double-checked the rules on the back of the box.

"I can see why they call themselves Cheapass Games," Mariners remarked, turning cards in his hand. Nationals smirked.

Rangers leaned back against the bench and looked left, towards the parking lot. His eyes lit up, and he turned to his friends.

"Oh hey, you guys," he said as a girl approached. She was not too tall and not too short, with olive skin and bright, engaging eyes. Mariners glanced over as Rangers reached his arm out, gesturing hither.

"This is Michelle."

Mariners looked up, then down, and then back at the cards in his hand. "Hey." Michelle smiled.

"Yeah, I ran into her in the library," Rangers went on. "I guess Mr. Davis assigned us both the same project so we were trying to check out the same books." Michelle kept smiling. Mariners thought it was a weird time to keep smiling.

Nationals kept staring at the box. "You guys want to play?"

"Actually," Rangers said, pushing himself to his feet, "we're gonna go try to work on this presentation in the library. Since we have the same topic, you know, we can probably help each other."

Mariners shuffled the cards in his hand. "K."

"All right, so, hey, another time, right?" Rangers put on his backpack and turned with Michelle towards the library. "I'll catch up with you guys later."

Mariners mumbled, looking up as Rangers and Michelle walked away, exchanging what looked to be cheerful smalltalk. They walked with the same pace in a diagonal across the lawn.

Nationals kept reading the box, bringing it closer to his eyes. He turned it over to each side before looking at the back again and setting it down on the ground.

"So, you want to play again?"

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Sorry about the lack of subject line...

but this is the saddest thing I’ve seen today. This blog is starting shove the A’s out of the place in my heart for favorite AL team.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]

by GiantBrass on Oct 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you wait too long you lose the ability to perform though

Plus nobody wants to see elderly folks naked.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Oct 27, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Chilling

No more Judy Blume before bedtime for you, young man.

by lemonverbena on Oct 27, 2010 12:24 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I don't get it...the Astros are a girl?

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Oct 27, 2010 12:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh gawd I suck at grammarising things.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Oct 27, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is an alien concept to me.

/chauvinist.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Oct 27, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of my friends had a theory about girls who play soccer

He said that any girl who plays soccer is given one additional point on the hotness scale. For whatever reason, a girl who was an 8 and played soccer was kicked up to a 9. And if the girl was less fortunate looking, it still didn’t hurt to kick her an extra point.

Stats are not a euphemism for tits

by Trenchtown on Oct 27, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Rangers & Michelle's a whore.

She’s just teasing Rangers, she’s going home with Giants after Rangers does her homework for her in the library.

"It's a light bat"

by DHforHOF on Oct 27, 2010 3:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Pat Burrell’s already got her number.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Oct 27, 2010 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love the icon.

Subject line please. It’s standard policy around here.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 27, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please

I invoke the right of subject line! According to the Code of the Lookoutlanding, set down by the pirates Jeff and Mathew, you must use the subject line every time!

Stats are not a euphemism for tits

by Trenchtown on Oct 27, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Herd wouldn't be so small

If you let the guys back in who dated a girl briefly in 1982 but haven’t seen her since.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Oct 27, 2010 6:27 AM PDT reply actions  

The only character this story might be missing is the short, silent kid with the hoodie that says 1994 on it

you know, the kid with no friends whatsoever who doesn’t even talk to the Herd, much less the rest of the school, because he’s afraid someone might notice him. The one who always has his hood up, who walks down the hall like he’s afraid of his own shadow. The kid who doesn’t grow up to be anything of note – not a criminal, not a genius, nobody. He just looms in everyone’s memories forever, and it takes everyone a couple minutes to remember why.

by pdb on Oct 27, 2010 7:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Pirates?

they haven’t won since way before then though, right?

by tsunamijesus on Oct 27, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one won the World Series in 1994.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 27, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Montreal!

To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.

by bluemax on Oct 27, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs were the jock hero of high school

But that was like a million years ago and now he works at a gas station. Everybody at the bar laughs at him when he gets shot down by chicks over and over.

by lemonverbena on Oct 27, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

This is depressing

Especially considering my best friend just got a girlfriend and he hangs out with her more. :(

And my other best friend is in Australia: I am lonely. :(

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence." ~ Dinobot

by beastwarking on Oct 27, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm available

I like Yo Gi Oh, Fun Dip, and Cinnamon Colgate. I have a lot to offer.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Oct 27, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Shouldn't there have been a reference to Cliff Lee in there somewhere?

Mariners and Michelle had a class together last semester, but Mariner’s BO drove her to another seat that happened to be by Rangers….

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Oct 27, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes, there are a number of ways this could have been done differently

Why just those eight? Why was it only those eight people who wound up being friends? Why not nine? Where was Marlins in all this?

by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 27, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

My assumption was just that Marlins was a lot younger and successful more quickly

and thus he never really got a chance to bond with the Herd, like his brother, Diamondbacks.

I just kinda figured that Diamondbacks felt like he would never be able to be as good at sports and pick up girls like Marlins but then he figured it out too after the Herd had been close friends for a few years

by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Marlins and Diamondbacks.

Pricks left the group way too early. I’ll still hang out with the guys that went through years of anguish once in awhile.

by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 27, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, like Rays,

who were the retarded one of the Herd for all those years until one day they tried pitching for the JV team and found out they could throw 92 MPH?

by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe anagrams for the names too.

“Tosin Anal” for the Nationals has a nice ring to it. Or maybe “Satan Lion.”

Also, you should have found a way to integrate explosions.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.

by HititHere on Oct 27, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good. Good.

~Garrett Olson is my secret boyfriend~

by section331 on Oct 27, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

2014

The world will have ended two years ago, man. John Cusask wouldn’t lie to us.

by THolt on Oct 27, 2010 4:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think BA predicted the M's in the world series in '08.

With a rotation fronted by Felix, Clint Nageotte, and Travis Blackley.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors

by JY on Oct 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, cause my summer wasn't shitty enough already.

I can’t even get sports right now. Blah. I’m tying a noose up.

by THolt on Oct 27, 2010 4:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

If that is some refrence to the Dynamo winning 2 championships after the Astros started sucking

Then I would like to point out that 85% of the city of Houston didn’t care whatsoever when that happened. Snobby? Yeah, I’ll admit. If that wasn’t a reference to our soccer team, than carry on.

Split Seahawks/Texans fan. Don't like it? Don't care.

by .Bonzo on Oct 27, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

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