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RIBBLE RABBLE RARRR
I hope you don't mind but I seem to have hit a hit to center field
BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA
I am ever so sorry but I have hit a hit to left
KOO. KOO KOO KU KU.
LIKE FUN I WILL
I'm playing in a baseball game!
I very much apologize but it appears that I have received a short-hop and applied a tag to you
Hey guys what's happening?
Aw no way
My bad you guys
LERKY DERKY LERKY DERKY ZOOMZOO CWWWW
Well feast on these nips, if that isn't a base hit!
I did it!
Now you fucked up.
Being a specialist means I'm special!
What do you mean whole inning
Well there's only one way out of this
I only know how to throw four pitches at a time
I get paid more than the country you're from!
Everybody know what time it is??
It's Romo time!!
In the playoffs!!!
Oh right me again
Now listen if y'all'll just copperate
Dip my ballsack in a Louisiana anthill, I did it again!
I hope you'll forgive me but I have gone and hit a hit to right