Some Thoughts On Game 4 Of The NLCS
by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 21, 2010 12:25 AM PDT
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Top 1
sit down
Bottom 1
RIBBLE RABBLE RARRR
I hope you don't mind but I seem to have hit a hit to center field
GRAAA
Top 2
sit down
Bottom 2
FOOOOOO
Top 3
sit down
Bottom 3
BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA
I am ever so sorry but I have hit a hit to left
SNORK
Top 4
sit down
Bottom 4
KOO. KOO KOO KU KU.
Top 5
sit down?
LIKE FUN I WILL
aw
I'm playing in a baseball game!
I very much apologize but it appears that I have received a short-hop and applied a tag to you
ih hoppen
Hey guys what's happening?
lol
Aw no way
Whoops!
My bad you guys
Bottom 5
LERKY DERKY LERKY DERKY ZOOMZOO CWWWW
Well feast on these nips, if that isn't a base hit!
ZX
Top 6
I did it!
Bottom 6
eh
Now you fucked up.
DOUBLE
No
DOUBLE
Yes!
Balls
Top 7
Being a specialist means I'm special!
What do you mean whole inning
Bottom 7
Well there's only one way out of this
DOUBLE
PLAY
Top 8
I only know how to throw four pitches at a time
I get paid more than the country you're from!
Everybody know what time it is??
It's Romo time!!
In the playoffs!!!
Romo'd
Bottom 8
Oh right me again
Top 9
Bottom 9
Now listen if y'all'll just copperate
Dip my ballsack in a Louisiana anthill, I did it again!
I hope you'll forgive me but I have gone and hit a hit to right
SURPRISE BITCHES
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Hell yes. You're a genius.
I once accused Robert of being Dewey N, because I didn't know it was Fogel. I suck with context clues.
Damn you, you win at life again, Sullivan!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
This is unbelievably delicious
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Outstanding.
I'm still in the old thread.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT reply actions
I have the hugest smile on my face right now
Go Jeff
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
Excellent
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Needs more Sweeney.
Just kidding, this is incredible.
Milton Bradley apologist
by sanford_and_son on Oct 21, 2010 1:12 AM PDT reply actions
SURPRISE BITCHES
Is there any particular reason that Country Joe is off his rocker?
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons. || I pity the fool that falls in love with [THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS]
I just got a copy of Brian Wilson's latest head shot:
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
by Shrug on Oct 21, 2010 1:37 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Truth be told, we have literally dozens of these exact things in my file cabinet at work
It’s right next to me. I can open the drawer, and look at 20 Wooly Willies just sitting in it, waiting to be played with.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Umm... Why?
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
That could be a pretty sweet gig.
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club // Career .384 BA, .543 OBP for Rocky Diablos
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 21, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks much more Captain Bluto than Wooly Willy
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Oct 21, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I've read this 3 times and I can't stop laughing.
This was great.
Buster Posey>
"I thought he was going to punch me and I was totally accepting of it. I was planning a reason to thank him if he did." Brian Wilson on Buster Posey
by Gobroks on Oct 21, 2010 1:58 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Well done
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2010 6:40 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
POSEY POSEY POSEY POSEY POSEY
Sullivan gives me a heart attack again. I’m going to be expecting payment soon.
M's fan in PA, soon to be LA
Possibly the best game recap I've ever seen.
My officemates think I’m crazy for random fits of laughter.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
We've found a player that's less coherent than Byrnes,
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
DOUBLE
No!
DOUBLE
Yes!
As always, Jeff, this is terrific
by tootthekazoo on Oct 21, 2010 9:28 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Polite Posey is hilarious.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This is so awesome! Bravo.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Always good to have visitors from McCovey Chronicles,
but on LL, please use the subject line in the future!
Understood that it seems a bit pedantic, so an explanation is here
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool. I totally understand.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Also, GO BRUINS!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
by goGSW24 on Oct 21, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
omg
omg.
omg.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Seriously, this is fanfreakingtastic
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Tuesdays with Sean Green aren't coming back
nor will be starting Tuesdays with Shawn Kelley
by seattlebruin on Oct 25, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I love you so much
So, so much.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 21, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
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