Follow along with this handy game log
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Top 1
Bottom 1
I hope you don't mind but I seem to have hit a hit to center field
Top 2
Bottom 2
Top 3
Bottom 3
I am ever so sorry but I have hit a hit to left
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Bottom 4
Top 5
I'm playing in a baseball game!
I very much apologize but it appears that I have received a short-hop and applied a tag to you
Bottom 5
LERKY DERKY LERKY DERKY ZOOMZOO CWWWW
Well feast on these nips, if that isn't a base hit!
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Bottom 6
Top 7
Being a specialist means I'm special!
Bottom 7
Well there's only one way out of this
Top 8
I only know how to throw four pitches at a time
I get paid more than the country you're from!
Everybody know what time it is??
Bottom 8
Top 9
Bottom 9
Now listen if y'all'll just copperate
Dip my ballsack in a Louisiana anthill, I did it again!
I hope you'll forgive me but I have gone and hit a hit to right