A Threat Emerges
From KCTV5 news in Kansas City:
Breaking: Emergency crews are currently trying to tranquilize a 300-pound chimpanzee on the loose near 78th and Indiana.
We now have word it was a gorilla on the loose near 78th and Indiana. It has now been subdued.
Why on earth would there be a giant gorilla on the loose in Kansas City? It doesn't make any sense. Unless...
For every prey, there is a predator.
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Why do you have a KC twitter feed?
Eh, who cares. Thanks for making my coworkers think I’m crazing for staring at a banana while laughing maniacally.
by LonelyintheBleachers on Oct 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions
Sec 108, in the giant walking banana thread:
This only means giant monkeys are coming too.
by Sec 108 on Apr 27, 2010 3:04 PM EDT actions
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Oct 19, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
I'm rec'ing this post but also the original one.
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
The first rule of Lookout Landing is...
by appleshampoo on Oct 19, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy cow the threat has come to my home pub!!
Beveridge Place is under attack by banana-chasing gorillas!!
(Scroll down for video.)
Nooooooo, not Beverdige Place!
It may not be local for me, but I still love stopping in there when I’m in the area and want a beer.
WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING FELIX WITH TRANQ DARTS
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 19, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Royals Super Heroes have been alerted
All people can now rest peacefully

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by Jeff Zimmerman on Oct 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
This is too funny!
Thanks for the plug sir.

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