10/19 OFFTOP
I recently returned to Xbox Live after a three year hiatus, and purchased both Halo: Reach and Modern Warfare 2 to go along with the momentous occasion. I'm now in search of a new friends list to accommodate quality games. So, who's willing? Post your gamertag here or send me an email.
Talking points for this off-topic conversation? Besides the requisite discussion of all drinks alcoholic, how about these:
What was your first gaming system?
Favorite game of all time? Favorite genre? Favorite gaming moment?
What is your opinion on the "games as art" discussion?
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It's been a while since we shared LL gamertags.
BDL88 is mine.
My gamertag is OneThreeSeven.
Because we’re rebels. Accurate, intelligent, introspective rebels. And damn proud of it my friend. - CapSea
My gamertag is HafMatch.
Though my games list is pretty limited; I usually buy older games because they’re cheaper and, hey, they’re new to me! The downside is that fewer people are still playing those games..
Examples:
- Project Gotham 4
- NBA Live 2008 (the last featuring the Sonics)
The one modern game I’m playing is Red Dead Redemption.
ZOMG, I actually have NBA Live 2008 and now want to play
I will friend you when I get home (you should not have a problem figuring out which one I am…)
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, that would be cool - but you should prepare for me to suck.
I played NBA Live 2000 on the computer for 6-7 years and so I keep trying to play Live 2008 in the same way. It, uh, doesn’t work all that well.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 19, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if the servers are even up for this game still
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I gave up on Red Dead Redemption. I was too terrible at it.
I downloaded Fable 2 on Friday because someone on LL mentioned you could get it for free. I figured I had nothing to lose, I always like having a bunch of games to choose from. So I started playing it, and it made me SO angry. I ended up with this blacksmith running around after me to get me to marry him, so I caved to the pressure. He started immediately complaining that our house wasn’t good enough, he wanted better furniture and for me to “clean up a bit”, then when I figured out the sex stuff I ended up with a kid who only liked to eat blueberry pie (I didn’t know condoms were for sale at the market). I abandoned them.
Also my gamertag is Royalcurve, I believe.
by royalcurve on Oct 19, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I still need to download that.
Seems like the chicks in that game or totally EASY!! :)
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
The first time I played the game I accidentally married a clothes trader.
She wore her stupid backpack EVERYWHERE.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 19, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I've never played Fable before,
but explain to me why they’d give it away for free?
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Fable 3 comes out in a week.
Probably trying to drum up some interest.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 19, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
That makes sense then.
Pretty smart marketing idea actually.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
My blacksmith husband wouldn't put a shirt on!
He also remarked that I was getting fat, and really not that much of a fighter when it came right down to it. (I did not realize that eating cheese would, in fact, make me fat. I had to eat celery until I was thin again.)
I really did abandon them!
I moved to Oakfield, bought a farmhouse and settled in. Niiiice and easy.
by royalcurve on Oct 19, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I played that this weekend too!
I was a blacksmith who hounded this woman until she married me. Then I knocked her up and we had a kid who only ate pie.
by Sec 108 on Oct 19, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Kids don't need to eat
I never fed mine, I didn’t want any cake-loving fat kids for my spawn. Also, I would brandish weapons at my spouse, point and laugh, and make sexy faces at other women in front of her.
My son would often remark “why are you so mean to Mom?” and I would respond by killing one of his kiddie friends.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
This game is really this interactive?
I must download this and try it. Sounds like my wife might even enjoy it.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
It's not free anymore..
My wife just tried to get it, apparently it was a glitch that lasted a day. It’s $19.99 now.
by seattlesundevil on Oct 19, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
But the game can be found for sale used for pretty cheap generally, I believe
It’s worth $20, in my opinion
by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Well kick me in the butt.
That’s what I get for being too slow I guess. Might have to check out Gamestop and see if they have it.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
The game sold like 3 million copies
It shouldn’t be too hard to find a used one somewhere.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I wouldn't think so.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I accidentally brandished weapons at townspeople all the time.
I’d want to do a sock puppet show for them and pull out a giant sword or do a fire spell instead. I quite liked being feared. Also it’s funny to watch people run screaming from you when you’re wearing a wizard’s hat, hot pants, and metal boots.
Are we still talking about a video game?
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Let me check my pants.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I love how people come in and start talking to you while you're performing a job, like blacksmithing or pouring drinks.
“You’re so lovely, Dumpling…”
“I thought we could go upstairs and get to know each other better…”
The whole time I pounding out some iron for weapons. Hilarious.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 19, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I'm a Dumpling too!
Once I figured out I could have sex without being married I slept with everyone in town who’d have me (Oh, that dirty Town Crier!). Unfortunately that was one of the other major reasons I moved out of town. Couldn’t go into my house without 300 people following me, wanting a piece of this. You really should be able to lock your front door.
by royalcurve on Oct 19, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Yeah, it's weird when you're trying to woo your husband*, and 10 villagers are standing around getting disgusted by your advances.
I feel like screaming, “I’M NOT PROPOSITIONING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE! I’M TRYING TO GET SOME FROM MY HUSBAND!”
*I always play video games as women if given the choice, unless I play as an asshole, then I play as a guy
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 19, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
My ex wanted to know why I thought it was okay to be a man whore
in a video game. She didn’t find my Fable 2 adventures amusing at all. I think I partially stopped playing the game so I wouldn’t have to justify my virtual infidelities anymore.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
"virtual infidelities"
This might be the name of my next band.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
You're welcome
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Good thing you didn't murder your wives afterwards like my friend did in Fable.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Go for the 10 way. I think that's the biggest you can have.
And if you have 2 spouses, don’t have them live next door to eachother. They get angry.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
What?? I wasn't aware you could have anything more than a 2 way!
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I assumed it was, because I propositioned everyone following me? Even if it doesn't work that way, I like to think of it working that way.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
What an awkwardly worded sentence. I individually propositioned all the ladies following me, and then went to bed.
It’s possible only 1 actually counted.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
No, you're right.
You can have threeways. And fourways, etc. It gives you the “swinger” achievement.
The Swinger
“You went to bed with more than one person and… Well, why do you think we blacked out the screen?”
I do not have this achievement.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I'm a Dumpling too!
Once I figured out you could have sex without marrying people I slept with anyone who’d have me. Mostly to hear the funny things they’d say during sex. Unfortunately that was the other reason (the first being my annoying spouse) I moved to the country. Couldn’t go into my house without 300 townspeople following me, trying to get me to have sex. You really should be able to lock your front door.
by royalcurve on Oct 19, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My goodness, I am downloading this the instant I get home.
This sounds like the kind of game my wife would absolutely love, and I would think it was hilarious!
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Is this available for a PC?
I’m not much of a gamer but this just sounds like too much fun to miss out on.
There were rumors of a port but it never came to be
The first one came out for PC though.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Apparently I missed out on the free download,
but I might still spend $19.99 on it just because it sounds so fun.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
You can get tons and tons of action out of the game.
A decent amount of replay value too. Be good! Be evil! Be a man! Be a woman! Be a mage! Be a shooter! Don’t wear clothes!
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I'm going to check and make sure my son doesn't have it first (he buys his own games),
but if not, I’m sure I’ll download it tonight, or swing by Gamestop and see if they have it.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
$12.99 at Gamestop.
I’d say it sounds like it’s worth ten and change.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
And people say games aren't realistic.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 19, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If you still have your copy of RDR, you should totally give it to me.
I’ve been trying to get it, but with all the trouble finding a job, I can’t exactly afford it.
Man if coach says now
and you want to unload it, I’d be open to talking to you about it. My 360 is dead and I’m still too broke to get it fixed.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
My first gaming system:
My Mom taught computer classes in the early 1980s, so we had an 8086 IBM PC (complete with green monochrome monitor) and three Commodore VIC-20s. My early gaming took place on those computers; GORF on a cassette tape was the first game I really remember on the VIC-20, which was a miserable, crippled bastard of a computer. I was terribly envious of my friends with their Apple IIs, Atari 2600s, and Commodore 64s. I wanted one of those really badly, especially the C64, but eventually I did get a TI99/4A and played the hell out of Parsec.
But mostly I was a PC gamer as we added more memory and EGA graphics to the 8086 – the original Pirates!, the original Flight Simulator, Microsoft Decathlon, PC-Man (a generic Pac-Man clone).
I guess I didn’t really get a more legitimate gaming system until we got a Gateway 386/33, and I borrowed a Sega Genesis from a friend who was out of town for awhile.
Other answers!
First gaming system The standard grey and black Nintendo Entertainment System. I had the old Super Mario/Duck Hunt cartridge, Tecmo Bowl, Back to the Future, RC Pro Am (also known as the greatest NES game ever).
Favorite game of all time? That’s a tough one and I probably change my answer constantly. Right now I’d have to say it’s either Final Fantasy III or The Longest Journey. TLJ is a criminally underrated game and if you’ve got the time and $10, you should head over to GOG.com and buy a copy.
Favorite genre? Tossup between Adventure and RPG. I loved the old Sierra and Lucasarts adventure games. Used to enjoy JRPGs more than I do now but in recent years I’ve taken much more of a liking to western RPGs from studios like Bioware and Bethesda.
Favorite gaming moment? First time I played TIE Fighter.
What is your opinion on the “games as art” discussion? I’m guessing you’re referring to the whole Roger Ebert vs video games dustup. As far as I’m concerned, just about anything can be art. All I’d ask Mr. Ebert is that he sit down with a PS3 and play Flower for a few minutes.
I'm with you on RC Pro Am.
I spent way too much time playing that back then. The battles between my brother and I were epic, although he usually won.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I guess I know what I'm looking for next time I hit up Pink Gorilla then.
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club // Career .384 BA, .543 OBP for Rocky Diablos
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Not even sure why I am bothering, but here you go.
What was your first gaming system? – Pong. Second one was Intellivision.
Favorite game of all time? – Intellivision soccer. I retired undefeated.
Favorite genre? – I don’t enjoy shooting games at all. I always liked sports games the most.
Favorite gaming moment? – Every time I beat my older brother at anything.
What is your opinion on the “games as art” discussion? – Most discussions about whether or not anything is art bore me to tears.
What was your first gaming system?
SNES
Favorite game of all time?
Starcraft 2
Favorite genre?
RTS
Favorite gaming moment?
Fruit Dealer taking down IntoTheRainbow in the first GSL finals.
What is your opinion on the “games as art” discussion?
Semantics.
Games as art:
This reminds me of other pointless and roundy-round discussions such as whether race-car drivers or golfers are athletes, or whether cars or industrial objects can be art. No offense to you, JLProck – it’s just that it’s really hard to nail down and agree on a definition of what art is, or an athlete is, or that sort of thing, and those who are opposed just change their definition of art or athletes until things don’t fit.
Speaking from my personal definition, I think video games absolutely can be art. If art is defined as a piece of work that reflects the emotions and creative talents of its creator and that causes an emotional involvement from the viewer, I think games can be as or even more artistic than movies or music. Games can have plot lines as or more complex and interesting as what you see in movies, and with a much higher degree of immersion. The interactive element of gaming gives games tremendous potential that exceeds more traditional media – and that’s not even discussing the scope for creative outlet and appreciation implicit in creating new worlds, new characters, a stirring soundtrack, etc.
I was completely engaged in the Starcraft plot and it sparked emotion. I fell completely in love with the immersive GTA: Vice City and San Andreas worlds and characters, to the point that they made most movies and television feel shallow.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 19, 2010 8:55 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I could go on for days on the whole games as art thing
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
"Roundy-round conversations" is whimsical shorthand for ...
… “masturbatory and ultimately pointless conversations in which people can’t agree on the definition of what they’re discussing but don’t let that stop them from sharing their strong opinions on the matter.”
by Chris Hafner on Oct 19, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This sounds just like this thing... gosh I can't remember the name of it. It's got millions of people and billions of computers.
And all people use it for is it bitch at each other and anyone who’ll listen.
Damn, it’s on the tip of my tongue.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Now I know how people who don't like beer feel during LL beer threads
Not a gamer, never really have been.
This could be said about a lot of topics.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 19, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
So boring. Cougars are an unpredictable predator that sits at the top of the food chain.
Very exciting to watch.
That is too funny.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Answers!
First system- Atari 2600
Favorite Game: It’s a tie! The Civilization Series and the Hearts of Iron Series. Both sucked me in from the start and I still play them constantly several versions later.
Favorite Genre: Strategy/“God” games. Like the ones above or any of the Sim City type games. I know, boring to most but I love them.
Favorite Gaming Moment: The first time I ever got to enter my initials on an arcade game. It was 1985 and Pole Position was the game.
Games as Art: Sure they are. With the depth of story telling and graphics in many new games some are more art than anything you’ll find at the local movie theater.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Answers.
8 Bit Nintendo.
Halflife
FPS
COD 3 Multiplayer – I was riding in the sidecar of the motorcycle. We were approaching a jump that would launch us across this broken damn. My driver was sniped as we approached so I am sitting in the side car of a run away motorcycle. As I hit the jump I begin to fly off the damn towards the ground someone picks me out of the air with a rocket launcher. It was amazing.
Games are art.
XBL: seattlebruin
I used to be good at MW2
First system: original Nintendo, then N64
Favorite game: Alpha Centauri – Alien Crossfire
Favorite genre: multiplayer, shooters. Singler player, combat flight sims with arcade modes and sports games with career modes
Favorite gaming moment: my inexplicable 44 kill, 7 death game in CoD: WaW. My team (included tootthekazoo, Coach Owens and Scruffy) won by like 50 points
Games as art: see this comment
Used to be good at MW2 is exactly how I feel
I haven’t played it in ages (minus a game here or there) because of all the modders.
by seattlesundevil on Oct 19, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Favorite game of all time:
This is impossible to say; it’s really hard for me to compare genres or eras. But here are my favorite games at any given time in my life
In the 1980s: Pirates!, Spy Hunter, Choplifter, Parsec
Early 1990s: Lakers vs. Celtics, Test Drive 3, Castle Wolfenstein, Master of Orion
Mid-late 1990s: NBA Live 1995, Tie Fighter, John Madden Football, Duke Nukem 3D
Late 1990s/Early 2000s: NBA Live 2000, Starcraft, X-Wing vs. Tie Fighter
Mid 2000s: Civilization III, GTA: Vice City and San Andreas, Star Wars: Battlefront, Rallisport II
Now: Red Dead Redemption, Project Gotham 4 (and replaying lots of these old games)
I guess I should have addressed the genre question too.
Really, it’s about the quality of the game, but I focus on sports games, driving/racing games, RTS, sandbox, and turn-based strategy. At times in my life I’ve loved FPS (though for whatever reason not as much lately).
by Chris Hafner on Oct 19, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Weirdly, while I love the idea of role-playing games, I just have never gotten into RPG, RPS, or adventure games.
Zelda, Ultima, Final Fantasy, Fallout, Mass Effect … I haven’t played any of them at all. I actually own SW: KOTOR but after playing it for about 30 minutes several years ago I have never come back to it.
And yes, I’m just going to keep reflexively replying to myself.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 19, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
What do you do in Red Dead after you've beat single player?
I mean there’s always online, but Red Dead online is just like any other game of multiplayer lasertag. I’m just struggling for things to do after the requisite 50 grizzly hunting spree.
by Manzanillos Cup on Oct 19, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Finish the challenges, basically
It’s still fun to just hop in and fuck around in the desert or mountains for a while, but generally speaking there is nothing to do once you’ve beaten it. I still need to hunt all the buffalo and finish a few other things, myself. I haven’t touched the game since about July, and will probably sit on it for a while still before I get back into it. At some point leading in to Christmas I may sell it, but I haven’t decided
by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I play a lot of multiplayer, but I still do get into single player from time to time.
I don’t enjoy playing “lasertag” as much either, but multi-player does have its attractions. Recent DLC has set up more gang sites, which are fun to take down either on your own or with friends. They’ve also set up hunting areas, which are like gang hideouts, only with lots of animals – that’s fun too. And cooperative missions are fun; there are only a few, but they’re pretty interesting and force you to be careful with your health. If you “die” you don’t just respawn – a teammate has to revive you, and if they take too long then you’re dead until the next checkpoint.
In single player, I like to hunt, and now I’m working on lowering my sky-high honor ranking. It’s fun to stir up trouble and then either flee or defend yourself from the marshals. I did essentially that for a year in Vice City – I’d get my rocket launcher, head up to the roof of a building and start taking down the Haitian gang and police.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 19, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Topic for the non-gamers out there:
Considering the events regarding Junior Seau this week how many of you will now be purchasing a Cadillac Escalade in the near future?
I watched Jackass 3D last night and now I want to disregard the warnings and post a YouTube video of Jackass: Junior Seau style
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I saw that last night too. Awful. In a good way.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 19, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually didn't like it at all
I’m not into bathroom style humor, so it really wasn’t up my alley. Not sure why I let my friends talk me into seeing it, but some of the physical stunts were pretty funny
by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I am not a fan of Jackass.
It isn’t the bathroom humor so much as it is just really mean spirited in my opinion.
Awww...
Your poor wittew feewings… Just kidding. I kind of agree. Random punches in the face and kicks to the crotch really aren’t funny to me. Some of the stunts give me a chuckle though.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
This is a big part of it.
Bathroom humor I can actually laugh at from time to time. Guys getting hit the crotch. Never funny. Ever.
If the dude agrees to it, then it becomes his problem.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
You told you that you have rights?
Bow to my will minion!
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
If you ignore Bam Margera, it becomes a lot less mean spirited.
That guy is a cock.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 19, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
There was a moment when Bam was like "no this is NOT funny" but other than that it seems like they all take it pretty well.
It may or may not have to do with the millions they are making to just screw around with their buddies, but I don’t feel bad for any of them. They’re basically whores for pain and disgust. Some of the stuff I could go without seeing, but I still laughed my ass off.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 19, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
It was pretty bad.
It honestly came off as a pathetic attempt to get one last cash grab in before their target audience gets too old to appreciate “Ow My Balls!” type humor. None of the stunts – aside from the port-o-potty bungee – would have been good enough to make it into the first two movies. It all felt very tired.
I actually think that the Jackass guys themselves will grow out of this before the audience does.
I was wondering how the movie could actually continue to have a growing audience, but then it occurs to me that kids that are 18 now, were only 10 when the first movie came out and every year more and more kids will watch the original two movies and the shows and the audience will continue to grow.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 19, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Hessbian is my gamertag
I play a shit ton of Madden 11 and NCAA 11, a little RDR here and there (a lot less since I beat it) MW2 when I need a change, but it’s not very often. When Black Ops comes out in November, I will be putting in some time on that, too.
by seattlesundevil on Oct 19, 2010 9:23 AM PDT reply actions
DLC has really breathed some new life into multi-player RDR.
Co-op missions and the new Stronghold mode are fun, the addition of more gang outposts gives you more things to do in Free Roam, and horse racing and multi-player gambling are kinda neat too.
I beat the single-player mission a few months ago, but I’m still enjoying multi-player. Also, next up - zombies! I’m not a big zombie fan, but the new DLC looks interesting.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 19, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Your closest estimate is about a millions short of where I actually am.
This is the first actually important Seahawks game in years that they have a chance of winning. Plus Hawks Nest and tailgating for the first time!!!!!!
I usually go to one up by Washington and 6th.
The owner of the Red Door sort of runs it. The food is always amazing and they do the Seahawks prayer before every game. It is a really fun thing to do before the game. I’ve taken Brett there and now I think he goes all the time.
I'll keep it in mind for the future.
I was under the assumption until recently that because of the open container law people didn’t do it at all. Turns out I am an idiot.
The more I hear about it the more it sounds like if you aren't causing any trouble the cops will leave you be.
Which hey is exactly how the law should work.
We tailgate all the time, and we've never once had a cop even look at us funny.
Even when we’re pouring drinks right in front of him and hauling in cases of beer.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Yup. I've walked through pioneer square before a Seahawk game with a party cup and I look like I'm 18.
As long as you’re behaving and not drinking straight out of a bottle/beer, they typically won’t harass you at all.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Huh.
They’ve never even bothered me for going straight out of the bottle, as long as I’m in a tailgate area and not wandering the streets.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Mind you, I've never done the straight out of the bottle.
I’ve just heard that if you’re doing straight pulls or drinking out of bottles, they’ll ask you to put it in another cup. I think they just want to keep the apperance of overt alcohol use under wraps.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 19, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure if we were being really rowdy about it, they'd mention something.
But we keep things pretty mellow, so I don’t think they pay much attention or care that much. There are plenty of frat boys causing problems and playing in traffic that they worry about more than us.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Washington and 6th?
Where is this in relation to the stadium?
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
So out past the train station then, kind of towards "Chinatown"?
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Hmm... Probably farther from the stadium then friends and wife want to go.
Sounds fun though!
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Congrats!
I’m taking my wife to her first game this weekend as well. I usually attend two or three a year, but she’s never been to a regular season game before.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I'm taking my wife to her first Seahawks / NFL game ever in a few weeks, too!
The Seahawks @ Cardinals game.. She is buying a 12th man jersey for the occasion!
by seattlesundevil on Oct 19, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I will pay you handsomely to blow up University of Phonies Stadium
by Robert on Oct 19, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
God bless you spell check I have discovered the nickname that I have been searching for since 2006.
by Robert on Oct 19, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's awesome!
Hope you both have fun (which would mean the Seahawks win!).
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
That is a terrible article, even by Kelley standards.
I don’t understand who his target audience is.
by waldo rojas on Oct 19, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
My 360 is dead you insensitive clod!
But if anyone has Steam I’ve got L4D1 and L4D2, also Borderlands and TF2.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
XBL is WeaselRed but I generally don't like playing online
*I liberated my parents old Atari when I was seven, played it so much in a week that it died on me so my parents bought me a sega genesis to replace it.
The entire Half Life Series
*Any NCAA Football game
*I was playing Fuzz at NCAA football at work on a slow night. He was up by 5 with 3 seconds to go and I was out of timeouts. He decieded to throw on first down instead taking a knee because he wanted to be the first person to ever beat me by two scores. I picked six that shit and pandemonium ensued.
*Depends on the game but I also think art is stupid so don’t mind me
Honorable mention for gaming moment is the time when I recovered 3 onside kicks in a row vs Kirk and came back from like a 20 point deficient in the last 2 minutes.
I have never seen a person so angry at a video game.
Was I the first person to beat you by two scores though?
Also, fuck that game. Fuck tha game hard and long and in the eye socket.
When I was in college, one of our big things was Smash Bros 64 in the apartment
since as it turns out, everyone we knew loved that game.
One time, I was playing my roommate, me as Fox, him as Falcon. Our standard game was Stock – 4 lives, and we were both on our last life, on Fox’s level. We’re both at about 150%, and I finally knock him off the edge to his death, but right as he’s about to disappear off the screen, Fox’s ship comes in and shoots me straight off the edge before my roommate dies to lose the game for me and the best of eleven series
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
That's how you know you were playing Smash Bros.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 21, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
And that's why some people hate that game
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
pdb is going to be cranky because he doesn't game. (I typed this before he responded)
1 System: NES, around 1988 or so. By virtue of my stepmom’s various trips through garage sales, most of the games that were in the early portion of Something Awful’s ROM Pit were in my possession at some point.
2a Game: I’ve played Mega Man 3 (NES), Streets of Rage 2 (GEN), Castlevania: Bloodlines (GEN), Rocket Knight Adventures (GEN), Super Castlevania IV (SNES), and Final Fantasy Tactics (PSX) way more than most people. Favorite? I might get to that in a minute.
2b Genre: Probably Survival Horror. But I play a lot of RPGs, Adventure, Strategy, Platformers, Beat ‘Em Ups. The only genres I don’t really touch are Sports, Simulations, and Shooters (except like twice a year).
2c Moment: Running into the villain form the first part of Phantasy Star IV late in the game when he’s just wearing a funny mustache and joins your party for one dungeon? I might think of this more in achievements, so I’ve beaten SoR 2 on Hardest, solo; Castlevania IV without continuing; Super Metroid in about an hour and a half; Resident Evil 3 on hard, fighting the Nemmy every time, no saves; Cave Story beating the super secret boss; Order of Ecclesia with all the special boss rings on my first run through (no special items); and have an army of ninjas in the middle of act 1 of FF:Tactics.
3 Art?: Asking “is X art?” is a shitstorm in a can. Even asking “what is art” is likely to cause you more trouble than it may be worth. We agree that the motion picture is an art form, even back when there was no colour or sound to support the medium, but we don’t consider all movies as having artistic merit. Games came in as entertainment too, but for the longest time no one would consider them to be art because there were technical limitations, or entertainment took priority, or whatever. And when you think about it, there are a lot of elements that have had to work together from the get go.
You can have something that has great music and visuals but little artistic merit because it doesn’t sync up well enough. Earthbound was a great game that stylistically has the effect of making me feel like a kid every time I play it. Is it art? I don’t know. The gameplay doesn’t seem to to quite enough for me even though the story is all there for what it is and it’s quirky as all get out. There were moments in the Japanese FFIII (NOT FF VI) where I was playing it and such an atmosphere was achieved that I didn’t really believe I was playing a NES game. The second world on your first encounter with it is terrifyingly desolate, but it’s the same old FF grind beyond that, so what?
I think the one that I can say is art is Silent Hill 2, because it has visuals, because it has dramatic and psychological pith to it, because it responds to your choices and will tweak the ending accordingly, and because the gameplay complements everything that’s going on, plot inconsistencies and all. It had a story and it used all the tools available to it to tell that story. Most other games don’t come close to pulling off all of that, so I’d say that whether or not you think games are art, or can be art, it would take the place of high art within that realm.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Oh shit.
After all that not being able to post…. River City Ransom for NES. The game does not get old.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 19, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
And I've played a lot of Civilization and Fallout games, as a series.... BLEH
Stopping now.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 19, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Go play Mega Man 3 you heathen
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
What, are you one of the 2 supporters or something?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 19, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I also really like Mega Man 6, but only for the Wily Castle levels.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Those are undeniably the top three though.
I liked how weird the jetpack physics were in 6 and frequently amused myself by seeing if I could pull myself out of a death jump.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 19, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate how they nerfed the jetpack in MM7
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
MM7 was just a bad game in many respects.
Limited difficulty curve until you get to the final boss and then you win almost entirely by luck.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 19, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Its still better than MM8
Fuck you auto scroll stages
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Yeah MM8 was shit. It's like they ran out of ideas (Clown Man?)
MM9 and MM10 though, <3
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
9 and 10 have been good
but I stopped playing both when I got to Wily’s Castle. I need to suck it up and finish.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Oh man, you're missing out then.
Some of the Wily levels are great, just know that before you go at them, you’re going to need to stock up on items. The end boss of 9 in particular is going to demand that you have as many tanks as you can get.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Yeah its just been one of those motivation to grind it out
and learn the levels things. I don’t think the game is too hard, I just have trouble forcing myself to learn all is tricks. It took me awhile to get through all 8 levels on 9 because I would forget the patterns and such.
Also I need a good pad for my 360 with a nice d-pad but I haven’t had money to buy one.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
You mean the weird new controller that Microsoft will be releasing soon?
With the twist-up D-Pad?
by tootthekazoo on Oct 20, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Well I meant something more like
one of those Street fighter pads, I hear good things about those.
Also I once read that this: has the best d-pad of any 360 pad out there.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I've heard that too
So you’re looking at just a standalone D-pad controller, specifically for XBLA-type games and the like? I’ve got MM9 and it is hard as shit to play with the lousy D-Pad they have
by tootthekazoo on Oct 20, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
The Street fighter pads are supposed to be the easiest ones to come by and pretty solid.
So at some point I’ll get one. Still need to get my 360 fixed first.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Silent Hill 2 is as close to a movie as I think I've seen, in a video game.
Playing that shit in the lounge in an empty dorm during Spring Break, with a few buddies, at night, was pretty epic.
If that game doesn’t count as art, what does?
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Not really cranky
I just didn’t grow up playing games because we couldn’t really afford them, so by the time I got to college and all my other friends were well into their gaming it had entirely passed me by.
I'd like to join a keeper league this offseason. Where should I start?
Googling nets some forums and websites that deal with baseball keeper leagues, but I wanted to see if any LLers had recommendations or openings in their leagues.
My level of seriousness would about 5 hours a week, sometimes more. My team would get daily attention, but I’m many degrees below Fantasyland levels of competitiveness and obsession. Reasonable fees are fine (around $100), but free is great too – I don’t care about prizes. Sabremetrically inclined scoring would be a plus.
by Manzanillos Cup on Oct 19, 2010 9:54 AM PDT reply actions
I could see if there is an opening in my league.
We stress the “active” part, but aren’t so hardcore that we’re douchebags about it.
TootMyKazoo. I only play online sporadically, but Halo Reach has been getting me online more than usual
I got an NES in like ‘89 or ’90. We had the Mario/Duck Hunt cartridge and my parents also got a light-gun game called Parker’s Follies or something to that effect. I was awesome at it
Favorite game is probably The Secret of Monkey Island, although more modern fare like the Half-Life and Halo series have been moving up my list. Monkey Island is adventure gaming perfection and I have played through it so many times that I can recite half the lines from the game and know all of the puzzles so well that I could describe the solution in great detail.
Favorite gaming moment… way too many to properly list. The final run through the Pillar of Autumn at the end of Halo, the opening sequence of Half-Life, “I’m Guybrush Threepwood and I want to be a mighty pirate!”, leaving the caves in the beginning of Oblivion/Fallout 3. I could go on and on.
Games can be art in my opinion, but what is art? I don’t understand how that is something that can even be debated
My two favorite gaming moments
Figuring out how to kill Carth Onasi, and impaling people on walls with the stakegun in Painkiller to dropped tuned metal guitars.
by Manzanillos Cup on Oct 19, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions
I used to game a shitload. If you played with a d0nkey, it was probably me.
1st system: Commodore64. The ultimate gaming machine. I loved it because my older brother had written and published a few of his own games for it and I thought that was cool.
All time favorite game: This is a tough question really. All-time ever, most fun playing ever: Ultima Online. There hasn’t been a MMO game like it since, and I am starting to think there never will be. Best console game though, that is a tougher question. So many good ones..
How about this, desert island. You get one console game to play forever.. I would pick ANY of the grand theft auto series games. I never once beat any of them because it is too easy to get on a tangent in those games. Every time I do a mission some asshole rear ends me or honks at me and I have to go chase him down and take his money and his car. Then the cops try to get some.. infinite hours of good times.
How about Starcraft 2 character codes?
I’m ChThoniC 890
We should get some 4v4 team action going sometime.
I haven't bought SC2 yet, but I'm intrigued.
How big an advance is it over SC1?
by Chris Hafner on Oct 19, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Even SC1 pros who made the switch say SC1 seems archaic after playing SC2...
More automation and it’s still really new, so the emphasis on strategy and macro mechanics is more important than pure hand speed.
The automated matchmaking system is great, too. When you play online you will be playing players pretty much at your skill level within 5-10 games. This means you won’t often feel like you’re just completely overwhelmed by your opponent or way better than them.
If you’re not much of a multiplayer guy, the campaign is pretty standard for an RTS, definitely fun if you enjoy RTS campaigns. The storyline is pretty decent, the writing is pretty good, and the voice acting is top notch.
Video games! YES!
My Xbox Live gamertag is Phildopip, just like my username here.
What was your first gaming system?
My had both a Commodore 64 and an Atari 2600. I can’t remember which came first, only that we had both at the same time. It wasn’t until my half-brother came to live with us in 1990 that I first played the NES.
Favorite game of all time? Favorite genre? Favorite gaming moment?
My favorite game of all time is Mass Effect 1. Mass Effect 2 is a superior game, but I just can’t turn my back on the first game. Other favorites include Rock Band 2, Red Dead Redemption, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Super Mario Bros. 3, Shining Force, Lands of Lore, and Bioshock.
I don’t really have a favorite genre, but RPGs are probably up there. As you can see from my favorite games. I have an action RPG, rhythm game, two third-person sandbox shooters, a platformer, a turn-based RPG, a straight RPG, and a first-person shooter.
My favorite gaming moment happens in Mass Effect 1. It’s at the end of the game, and you’re going after Saren in order to stop the Reapers. Saren and Sovereign have alighted atop the Citadel Spire and are attempting to open the arms of the Citadel. Shepard and his sidekicks are taking the elevator up to the top of the spire to stop him. Saren realizes this and freezes the elevator. Shepard’s solution? Suit up, shoot out the elevator window, engage magnetic boots, and fucking climb the outside of the tower. It’s amazing.
What is your opinion on the “games as art” discussion?
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 19, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions
I adore Mass Effect.
I love / hate Mario Galaxy (it’s the only Mario game I’ve ever played, so I don’t know how it stacks up with the others), Bioshock, Just Dance 2, the LEGO games…. and that’s about it right now.
The demo for LEGO Harry Potter was really really fun.
It was awesome being Fang.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 19, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Sadly I wasn't that into LEGO Harry Potter.
Couldn’t WAIT for it to come out, and then I did play the shit out of it for a few days, but it ranked down with Batman as one of my least favorite. Indiana Jones (high five sb) and Star Wars were magnificent.
My wife hated Star Wars,
but loved the other three. We’re still working on Harry Potter, because I don’t actually like it (so I try to avoid playing it).
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Gaming stuff
My gamertag is Br3wtality but I haven’t been on in a while.
As someone who’s worked in the video game industry I go back and forth on the “games as art” question. Undoubtedly there is art in games. Beautifully rendered scenery, well-written stories, carefully crafted characters all exist within games.
But can a game as a game be art? I don’t think so. A game can be made from anything. Games exist within the minds of the participants. I can pick up a rock and say “I can balance this on my nose longer than you can” and whammo…we’ve got a game. In terms of core gameplay we’re seeing some innovation, but it’s mostly outside the hardcore game realm. Hardcore gamers haven’t had a truly new experience since the FPS, MMORPG and RTS genres were invented in the ’90’s. There have been some attempts to mashup these genres to create new ones…but the real innovation is taking place in the more casual space like Sims, Second Life, Tycoon games, whatever you call Mafia Wars.
Another argument I go back and forth on is about games and story, which is similar to the games as art discussion. I personally can do almost entirely without story in games. I just returned to Master of Orion II recently…a completely engrossing turn-based strategy game which has essentially no story element. Tetris is one of the most popular games in history and has no story. Story and Game exist, in my opinion, on either end of a continuum of the degree of user choice in the outcome. Pure stories allow no user control of the outcome, pure games allow no creator control of the outcome. Story-driven games try to sit somewhere in the middle of this continuum and this tension seriously annoys me. So I don’t play single-player campaigns that are extremely linear that often. The first one I’ve really ever enjoyed was Half Life 2, and since then I haven’t run into a pure-linear game that sucked me in like that one did. Force Unleashed was pretty good, but had multiple endings, and only worked because I’m a Star Wars fiend.
So my first system was an Atari 2600 and I was a PC gamer right up until I got assigned to work on an Xbox game. That’s when I bought an Xbox 1. I’m not sure how this whole Kinect thing is going to work out, but right now I’m returning to my PC gaming roots.
In my gaming fantasy world someone will make an awesome MMO flight sim on the IL-2 engine…and millions will play it. I’m not holding my breath.
"In my gaming fantasy world someone will make an awesome MMO flight sim on the IL-2 engine…and millions will play it"
I keep hoping for the same from X-Wing vs. Tie Fighter, but with one player as an AWACS controller. But like you, I’m not holding my breath.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 19, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I would do horrible things for a modern day X Wing vs Tie Fighter
with joystick support.
I saw a good thread on a message board about some nice mods for the games that make them playable in this modern day and age. Maybe Ill steal my joystick back from my parents house this year and replay them.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Combat flight simulation is the sabermetrics of the gaming world
The complexity that makes it awesome basically prevents it from being widely adopted. X-wing and Tie Fighter are a couple of my favorite PC games. I have some insight into how games are green-lit and the people doing it are always chasing the next hot thing. Flight sims aint that. Someone someday will release a combat flight game for both console and PC that’s a good balance between arcade and realism and it will be a hit. Of course Il-2 just tried that and judging from players on line playing on the Xbox…it didn’t do so hot. For now it’s a niche market and only on-the-cheap developement is being done in the combat flight genre.
This is what's great about X-Wing vs. Tie Fighter.
I find most realistic combat flight simulators to be completely overwhelming and either impossible to play or no fun at all. But XvT (and its siblings) are just complicated enough to be engrossing but they help the pilot concentrate on combat and not on just flying the craft.
I’ve heard IL2 is quite good but haven’t gotten around to trying it out.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 19, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
God, I miss Wing Commander.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I'm pretty sure games like Hearts of Iron
and other super crazy war games are the Sabermetrics of video games. Although I guess the really hardcore realistic flight sims fall in this category.
X-Wing, Wing Commander etc were a little more forgiving and thus a bit more accessible.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
It's never going to happen I fear.
Lucasarts has been gutted by LFL and there’s no way Lawrence Holland ever comes back.
I played XvT with a joystick on my XP system just a few months ago with no issues.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 19, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I'm not too worried about that part
the mods do things like add more missions and enhance the texture quality I think.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Some answers
First system was the NES back in the mid 80s. Came with gold Zelda cartridge and an SMB/Duckhunt cartridge that eventually lead to a fist fight with my best friend when I discovered you could control the duck with the 2nd player controller. Good times.
My favorite game was an odd little gem called Silent Storm. The dev team ran out of money halfway through so it runs out of steam during the second half, but for the first half it’s the best damn TRPG ever made. That also answers the genera question as I love TRPG/Squad Tactics games like Fallout, FFTactics, XCom, and Close Combat. I’ve also sunk some serious time in to Subspace, WoW, Civilization, Tropico, Planescape Torment, System Shock 2 and a quirky Gemstone III MUD variant called Dragonrealms that had a super cool exp/damage system.
My best gaming moment is, a bit embarrassingly, a WoW moment. In the original vanilla WoW there’s a 40 person raid boss named C’thun who was a ridiculous skill/stamina/coordination check. Killing him after many hours of strategy discussions, setup and attempts, and hearing 40 people go nuts was a shining moment of euphoria in an otherwise brutally masochistic gaming experience. I can’t imagine ever putting that much effort in to a game experience again, but it made me understand why people will expend the effort on these digital dragons.
Many game stories are complex as movies, and game art can be as impressive as any illustration. Unless the necessity of interaction ruins the “artistic” quality of the game, there’s no reason games can’t be art.
XBL: Fats McD
First system: PONG
Favorite genre: War games (better if they are historic), or I seem to have a thing for “wild west” games lately.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Oh crap I forgot Pong
That was my first video game. I was so good no one in my family would play me.
Since we're on the topic of games and seem to have some MMO people in the audience.
Anyone given FFXIV a whirl? Consensus in my circle is that it’s trash at the moment and needs several patches to be passable.
XBL: Aktion Man CJA (I'm not Gold right now, but will be probably in the next week)
First gaming system: An old Atari my dad had, a 7200. That thing was a piece of shit, but a few games were fun.
I got my own NES in like 1990 and was the happiest kid ever.
Favorite game of all time: Tough question. Some of the SNES classics are better than any modern game I’ve ever seen.
FF3 (6 in Japan)
Chrono Trigger
Earthbound
Super Metroid
Favorite genre: RPGs, just because I love how long/involved they are. It’s like playing through a 30-hour long movie over the course of a month, if it’s a good one.
Favorite moment—see post above regarding Silent Hill 2. Playing through the game in an empty dorm, at night, was incredible. I swear I was screaming out loud every time Pyramid Head jumped out at me, or I opened a door to see a pair of legs staring at me.
Honorable mention—the first time I reached Magus in CT, and Frog busts out his sword, the epic music starts… I get shivers down my spine thinking about it. I’m a sucker for drama.
Yes, video games can exist as art. Anyone who has played Braid on a 360 should agree. A good game tells a story, just like a book, painting, or movie.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
My wife has a hard time understanding how I can spend all day playing a game on single player,
but then when she sits down and starts watching she gets upset if I stop, because “she wants to know what happens next”. It’s like reading a book or watching a movie, but it’s interactive.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
You're lucky - when I game, my wife just makes fun of me or the game I'm playing until I get disgusted and let her use the projector.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 19, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Well there is always the ice pick to the eardrum method.
It’s pretty much all-encomassing and, I believe, permanent. But it is effective.
Thankfully my wife loves to read.
So usually she’s fine with me playing a game on XBox. The only thing that really bugs her is games that get too “clicky” (her word for when I make too much noise with the controller), but that’s usually only an issue if I’m playing really late at night.
Or games that make the same sounds over and over will annoy her sometimes. Not like a gun going off, but games where characters yell the same thing again and again or things like that. She’ll ask me to mute it, but I just can’t play without sound.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I understand her point about games with repetitive sounds
I played Civilization on my DS quite a bit, and they gave—literally—1 sound fake “voice” effect to each lord’s emotion. Most of the time, lords are angry. Thus, every turn, you hear Shakazulu say “huzZAH belluh ZELLefuh!”
I had to turn the sound off to play the game anymore.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I know how that goes.
Like the old Mortal Kombat. “GET OVER HERE!!”
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
My ex made fun of the battle music in Final Fantasy XIII
She used to come out and sing parts of it. She liked games but didn’t understand how I could play something as repetitive as a FF game.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I've thought about the headphones,
but that doesn’t solve the controller “clicking” problem. Mostly I just try to keep the volume low and be considerate about it.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I love watching people play video games.
I am pretty sure it took Eyebrows a full year before he sincerely believed I enjoyed watching him play.
It really does depend on the game.
My wife enjoyed watching me play Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Red Dead Redemption, but hated Halo: Reach, Rainbow Six Vegas 2, and Bioshock (she liked the story in Bioshock, but the Splicers scared her too much).
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 19, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to do this with my housemate and JRPGS.
I hate playing JRPGs, hate hate hate. Repetitive grindy gameplay, tons of padding to expand the hour count, and usually some really irritating gimmicks in the battle system. On the other hand I often like watching the cinematics and watching those crazy anime-style plot. The perfect solution? Have someone else deal with the button clicking and mcguffin collection while you do something else and perk up for the story scenes.
Yeah, I dealt with something similar over the winter.
We were interested in seeing how our various friends would respond to playing Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, because it has the attempted psychological profiling at the end based on your actions throughout the game, but one of my friends HATED the motion control and the fact that he couldn’t actually fight the baddies so whenever the nightmare sequences started I had to take over the reins. Anyway, since others were about the same way it got to the point where I had played through most of the game four times in the span of a day or two.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 19, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I get a weird mix of joy and frustration out of it
Its really weird to watch people struggle to do something I consider “basic”.
One thing that I find interesting is giving people who haven’t played a console game since the N64 or earlier a modern game with camera control, they have no idea what to do with that second stick.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I don't mind watching skilled players,
but like you said it sucks to watch someone who can’t do a fairly basic jump or other action.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I'm so self conscious during a boss fight.
I always make Mr. RC leave the room or do something else because I get performance anxiety.
I remember making my siblings do this when we were younger
or at least making them not talk.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
God yes...
Nothing screws me up in a video game faster than someone talking in the middle of a difficult section, especially when it’s not related to the game.
My kids can walk in the room and ask “what’s for dinner” and it will screw me up. Not sure why I can’t focus through it.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Madden League time
was not a happy time of the year for my ex.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I have the same problem when I play StarCraft 2 multiplayer.
I have to concentrate so hard on my economy and micromanagement of my units that sometimes literally a head turn away can cost me a game.
Considerate Friend:“Hey, JAH, you want to get something to eat?”
Me:“DON’T TALK TO ME, I’M HARASSING A MINERAL LINE!”
Turns back to game
Dark Templar: “Why hello there?”
My Base: dies
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Oct 19, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yup.
I don’t know if I’d have the same reaction now that I’m older though. I tried playing Fatal Frame in front of some friends and got embarrassed by it, but mostly because towards the end of the first night I couldn’t figure out where the fuck I was going.
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by JY on Oct 19, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I won't lie
I spend a decent amount of time watching streams of top tier play for games. Mostly for games I play, hoping to glean some info, but also of other stuff. Watching something like Evo every year, even though I don’t play fighting games at all, is a blast.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I want to play Braid badly.
I mean, David Hellman, come on. But I haven’t had time to do much gaming for a while now.
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by JY on Oct 19, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Braid is excellent
One of the hardest puzzle-related games I’ve played in a long time. The time-based puzzle system of the game really makes you think about things in a new way
by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Play PB Winterbottom instead
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
(Full disclosure)
My name is in the credits for Winterbottom so I’m super biased.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Anybody played Fallout: New Vegas yet?
I don’t know if I’m going to pick it up. I loved Fallout 3, but this game is in the hands of Obsidian and not Bethesda. I flat out don’t trust Obsidian anymore.
I am playing it right now abeit really early on and so far I can't tell the difference between the two.
It just came out today!
Unless someone here was a pirate, arrrr.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
But it's made by large portions of the Van Buren team!
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by JY on Oct 19, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Pictures!
Why is this man not wearing a bolo tie?
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by JY on Oct 19, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel the sudden urge to buy stock in oil fields.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Answers!
First Gaming System: I got an NES for my 5th birthday, along with Mario/Duckhunt and Mario 2. In retrospect, my parents were probably a little early exposing me to gaming.
Favorite Game of All Time: Hard to pick a favorite. My favorite console game is either Zelda: Link to the Past for the SNES or Ocarina of Time for N64. I’m a sucker for Zelda games. Mario Kart 64 and Golden Eye were my go-to multiplayer games. For PC, Diablo 2, Fallout 2, and Knights of the Old Republic are really high on my list.
Favorite Genre: Based on my previous answer, I’d have to say Adventure/RPG.
Favorite Gaming Moment: Defeating Mike Tyson in Punch-Out! I did this when I was like 11 or 12 and have never been able to do it since.
Games as Art: Sure, why not? Modern games are being designed to look and feel like you’re playing through a movie (see: Uncharted 2), with large amounts of scripted dialogue, voice-overs provided by popular actors, and beautifully designed and rendered visuals. Today’s games are really becoming interactive animated films, and films are largely considered to be a form of art.
Oooh, another gaming moment I just remembered
Condemned, for the Xbox 360, is an excellent game to sit and play in the dark with the surround sound turned up a good bit. Hearing the crazy hobos talking to themselves and then screaming and running at you in a near pitch-dark area becomes a very stressful experience. It still stands as the only game to truly give me feelings of anxiety while I played it
Gaming anxiety can be funny.
I was playing Resident Evil 3 once, where you have a very-difficult-to-kill persistent enemy stalking you throughout the game, and my cat happen to pick the wrong time to jump into my lap.
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by JY on Oct 19, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
STAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Games without frontiers
What was your first gaming system?
My parents had Atari 2600 before I was born but my first personal gaming system was NES.
Favorite game of all time?
I will always have a soft spot for Sword of Vermilion, which was the first involved RPG I beat. Other favorite games though are Super Dodgeball (NES), Secret of Evermore (SNES), and FFXII
Favorite genre?
Any RPG
Favorite gaming moment?
Defeating Kid Chameleon
What is your opinion on the “games as art” discussion?
If people consider Thomas Kinkade art, then video games can be art too.
What was your first gaming system?
The old Atari 2600. I remember playing battle tanks with my sister before I could read.
Favorite game of all time?
Probably Ultima 7 Part 2: Serpent Isle. I grew up watching my dad play all the old Origin games, and Ultima 7 was the first one I was old enough to play where he felt he could trust me enough not to fuck up his computer if he left me alone. I would endlessly murder pikemen and sell their bodies to the creamatorium and get paid.
Favorite genre?
Probably RPGs, though I like shooters and RTS a lot as well
Favorite gaming moment?
The Big Reveal in halfway through the first Knights of the Old Republic. I completely lost my shit, as I didn’t see that coming at all.
What is your opinion on the “games as art” discussion?
If you can look at some of the art in Blizzard games or writing in Bioware games and not call it art, I don’t know what else I can say to you.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Don't even get me started.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
After The Old Republic bombs
We will never hear from Bioware again.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
If anybody can start chipping away at WoW's market, it's Bioware.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
The Old Republic has bomba written all over it
Trying to fight WoW with another Diku Mud clone is pointless
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
The Fade is one of the worst dungeons ever
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I've played far worse.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
First Gaming System is a pretty complicated question to me.
I have a brother who is 33 and he had an NES in the house before I can remember. We also had the Atari 2600, Commodore 64, and The Magnavox Odyssey 3. I got a SNES for Christmas one year which was the first system I personally “owned;” when my brother moved out, he took the NES, but I got another one from Goodwill.
Tecmo Super Bowl might be my favorite game. It is almost exclusively because I was able to beat my brother at it three or four times in a row back when I was about 7 years old (he was about 16). I got really good at NBA Jam (SNES) and beat his friends at it a few times.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
By the way
Thurman Thomas was the SHIT.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Bo Jackson?!?
Hello!! Greatest video game football player in history!
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
True, but the Bills' offense was really balanced
and though Thomas wasn’t Jackson, he wasn’t a far sight off.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 20, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Years later my friend and I used to play that,
and we had a rule: No Bo, No Bills.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Well then you've gotta pick the LT Giants, don't you?
The 49ers are good, but it’s tough to rely on a passing attack in a 2-player human-vs-human game.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 20, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to like the Giants,
but we played quite a bit as Seahawks vs Chiefs for some reason.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Okoye was pretty good.
Seattle’s best bet was Krieg to Blades, though. I played a lot of Seahawks back in the day there, too. Not much of a running game between John L. Williams and Derrick Fenner. I suppose you could use a young Chris Warren?
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 20, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That never worked very well.
I don’t think the player programming was advanced enough.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Side Topic: Underrated Games
It bugs me sometimes that Bubble Bobble (NES) doesn’t get very much love. I mean, when I talk about old games with people it only rarely comes up, but it was a great 2P simultaneous cooperative platformer, and not terribly unbeatable like Contra was.
My roommates in college were gamers and played Psychonauts (PS2) for a while, and the game was really imaginative and fun to watch, even if I didn’t play it myself.
What game(s) do you like but don’t ever hear people talking about?
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
I thought Elevator Action was terribly underrated.
Full Throttle was one in a string of excellent Lucasarts games. Sam and Max was great. Wolfpack was an accessible but still interesting submarine warfare simulator. Hi Octane – a hovercraft racing/battle game – was a lot of fun, but I don’t know anybody else who has even ever heard of it.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 19, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently there's a site called Abandonware that has Wolfpack available for download
I’m going to have to see if there’s an available emulator for Macs.
Somebody other than me mentioning old Lucasarts games?
Rec! Full Throttle is excellent, and Sam and Max is hilarious. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis was awesome as well, and actually warranted multiple playthroughs due to it being non-linear
by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
What about Maniac Mansion and Day of the Tentacle?
Loom is a great game, really unique gameplay. Bobbin Threadbare is a great character name
by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maniac Mansion is one of my favorite games of all time
That needs an honorable mention in my post.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I worked with a guy who helped port that game to NES
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Whereever he is right now
he could probably use one.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
The cryptic nature of your comment has me wondering
I’m imagining he had some tragic coding accident and is now a recluse who never comes out of his basement, clutching a stuffed purple tentacle and muttering “the meteor said he’d take care of me, the meteor said he loved me, meteor meteor meteor…”
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Crusader: No Remorse.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Recently I ran across the Call to Juarez games.
They weren’t GREAT, but they weren’t bad either. It just struck me as odd that they seemed good enough, but I never heard a thing about them until I accidentally ran across them looking for RDR (which was sold out at the time).
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Bubble Bobble!!
A single tear is running down my cheek.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 19, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No one ever played River City Ransom and those that did recognized it as one of the best games ever.
Beat ‘em up with RPG elements and skill based fighting. How no other game even approached it, I don’t understand. Mighty Final Fight sort of did a linear take on it, but that was at the end of the NES lifecycle and no one paid attention.
There are some rather hard games from back in the day that I get nostalgic about from time to time, like Godzilla – Monster of the Monsters, which had programming fuck-ups that allowed you get cornered and damage spammed until you died, or Little Nemo – The Dream Master, which was hard as hell in parts but incorporated a lot of surreal and interesting elements on style and gameplay. Actraiser for the SNES was also a weird blend of platformer and God game that I found to be entertaining on repeated playthroughs even though the levels aren’t interesting and the God game is limited.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 19, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The Scott Pilgrim game is a homage to RCR
If you’re ok with Scott Pilgrim and enjoyed RCR, it’s worth a whirl.
I didn't like the demo of the Scott Pilgrim game
lots of balance and design issues
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
RCR was broke as hell too, and yet it somehow managed to turn itself into a magical experience.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Yeah the Scott Pilgrim game doesn't have the same magic
I think part of why RCR is fun is that combat feels rewarding, the animations and flavor text do just enough to make up for whatever balance issues there might be.
Scott Pilgrim felt like I was hitting X for 10 minutes and not going anywhere.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Little Nemo!
Oh shit I loved that game!
by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The Godzilla mention reminds me of this game
Movie Monsters for C64. I don’t even remember if it was good but the concept was awesome.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Oh man! I forgot about that game! Playing the mothra character was fucking balls.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
There need to be more games where you can play as Stay Puft
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
CHU CHU ROCKET
And yes, Bubble Bobble is one of my most favorite games. I know the song by heart and am proud of it
by tootthekazoo on Oct 19, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I occasionally check up the guitar tab for it.
I don’t have it memorized, but it makes me happy to play.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck yes Bubble Bobble
I owned this game as a kid, one of my favorite co op games as a child.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
dmittedly, I just "Shift-A'd" all the above posts, so I haven't read much,
but my first gaming system was the Intellivision, followed closely by the Colecovision, then the Atari. Awesome to be able to plug a controller with one button in to your TV and rock the fucking house with some 4-bit mortherfucking action.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
...Because it wasn't me that fucked that up - it is never me.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I had a Kaypro 'portable' computer running CP/M, and it had a game called ladder.
I don’t know that I’ve ever played – or will ever play – a game that made me happier than Ladder, circa 1982-3.
As soon as I realised that Xbox controllers work on PCs I bought one and have been playing SNES classics on an emulator
Mostly Super Mario World but also games that weren’t released over here like Earthbound and Chrono Trigger*. Super Mario RPG next, I think.
I just started this today and it was incredibly difficult to pry myself away for the fucking Rangers/Yankees.
If you're doing the SNES emulator romp
I highly recommend Zelda: A Link to the Past. Good stabby fun.
I have Secret of Mana and Lufia II lined up before I play Zelda again
I’ll get to Zelda soon enough but first I want to try some RPGs that I’ve not played before.
Both Lufia games are on my "to play" list.
I remember someone in here strongly recommending them a while back.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 19, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Oooo yes, Secret of Mana is worth going through.
If I remever right the Co-Op is totally worth it if you can shanghai a friend.
You are in for a treat
Chrono Trigger and Earthbound made my list as eternal favorites. Super Mario RPG and Secret of Mana are very close to the top of the list as well.
You’ve got a couple hundred hours of incredible gaming ahead of you, my friend.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Super Mario RPG is a fantastic game if you don't get bored to death in the Kero Sewers.
The last time I played through it though the ROM broke at the Axem Rangers….
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 19, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
First gaming system:
The first actual gaming console I had was a Playstation (the original one). I mostly used it to play racing and sports games like Madden and Triple Play. Before that, my family had a Commodore Amiga with a few games… I don’t really remember many of them though. I currently have a PS2, a Gamecube, and an Xbox with a broken controller. I’m not that big on games, and a friend of mine traded those consoles and about 20 games to me for a sandwich when the newer generation came out.
Favorite game of all time:
Resident Evil 4. The same friend who I acquired all my games from got that game when it first came out, and we played it for hours every day. We beat it about 20 times, and all of the mini-games and stuff. I hadn’t played it in a couple years and picked it up about 6 months ago again. I also just played RE5, which was pretty good, but lacked story I thought. All of the Resident Evil games are good, except the light rail ones. Final Fantasy VII is about the only non Resident Evil game in the running for my favorite.
Favorite genre:
Whatever Resident Evil is, I guess. Anything with zombies, really. I do despise first person shooters though. I’ve tried to get into them, but I just find them lame. I don’t understand why they are so popular. I also don’t like playing online, for some reason. I would much rather play by myself or with someone in the same room. I did like the two-player mode on RE5, but I think my interest would have diminished if we were not in the same room. Not really sure why.
Favorite gaming moment:
The best moment in any game is in the original Resident Evil, when the Cerberus jump through the window behind you… that’s the only thing in any game that has made me jump, and it still gets me every time, even now that I expect it.
Also, in Knights of the Old Republic, when you find out that your character is, in fact, Darth Revan… that was a pretty amazing revelation. I enjoyed it.
Games as art:
I don’t think of games as art, but I also don’t think of movies or books or music, or anything really, in that way. It’s just a label, and trying to decide whether or not it is art takes away from my enjoyment of anything. Either I like it or I don’t. I don’t care if it is art or not.
This has been a bad week for TV parents
First June Cleaver, then Mr. C.
Dick Van Patten better go get a checkup.
Watchoo talkin bout, Willis?
Actually I know, I just wanted to say that.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I actually love video games, but not to the point that I can really get into a long thread on them.
I’m more of a casual gamer. I had nintendo, super nintendo, sega genesis, dreamcast, and the playstations and an xbox. And I played games on them. That’s about it. I love Guitar Hero and I’d sell the rest of my games.
In fact, I’m selling Red Dead Redemption for PS3 if anyone is interested.
Is this a reasonable halloween costume?
If I’m wearing khaki pants, a casual button up shirt, a laniard that has my picture on it around my neck that says Dexter Morgan and Miami Metro, latex gloves, and blood sprayed on me.
Or will I have to explain to everyone all night who I am?
My mom knows who Dexter is
so I think you’re good to go
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
My mom is kind of a geek though but still
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Discovered a place to go drinking not too far from where I live
It was cool to walk into a place, look up on the chalk board menu and recognize every beer from OT Beer Threads. I actually felt embarrassed because I went in and asked if they had Guinness (for my friend I was with) and when I saw the beer selection I instantly realized they weren’t the kind of place that would have Guinness.
I ended up having a New Belgium Ranger IPA draft (I recently bought a 6 pack from the store but the draft was so much better) and a Smoke House Porter. My friend had 2 Old Rasputin Stouts (the only other stout was something with coffee and chipotle and she hates coffee beer).
Sitting outside drinking a beer and watching the clouds flash while smelling the ocean is pretty awesome.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I should note
the list on their website is only half of the beers they had available. They had an equally nice list of rotating season stuff. And considering this was in Venice the waitress was extremely nice given the time of night.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I'm envious - that sounds like fun.
I hope your friend enjoyed the alternate stout – I still like Guinness, but it’s like tepid water compared to Old Rasputin.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 20, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Well she ordered a second one
so I’m assuming she did. I know she said something about Guinness being less fizzy or something than other stouts and liking that but I don’t remember exactly what her commentary was.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I really don't understand the whole Guinness lovefest.
Guinness to me has always been one of the shallowest, least complex stouts on the market. Their extra stout in the bottle isn’t bad but their standard has always left me disappointed.
You are looking at it from the perspective of somebody who takes their beer seriously.
If all you have swilled is shit like Busch Lite, having a Guinness is a big difference.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Exactly.
Given the choice between Guinness and any other type of stout, I’d go for the other stout almost every time. But in the context of mass-market, ubiquitous beer, Guinness is a good choice.
I don’t really understand the mass-market beer drinkers who think Guinness is so undrinkable because it’s a meal in a can, or like drinking syrup – to me, it’s way smoother and easier to drink than an adjunct lager.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 20, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't personally get the Guinness thing either.
It’s okay… As long as it comes from a tap. The canned stuff is like watered down coffee to my taste buds. But my wife loves it, so there is that.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I would drink Guiness if the alcohol content was worth the work you put in.
Dark beer should be heavier on the alcohol percentage because you know you’re going to drink less of it.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 20, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't think it's "work" to drink it (it's not THAT heavy), I just don't care for the taste all that much.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I have always thought Guinness was light and super-watery.
And this is from someone whose beer consumption is 50% PBR.
by RunningFool on Oct 20, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
imagine you started drinking in HS somewhere in the Midwest and then one day you had a Guinness instead. You’d probably think differently of it.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I doubt that.
I have always been one to try new stuff rather than stick with the particular style that is prevalent. Even in high school I wanted to try other beers rather than drink the american lagers that everyone else was drinking. Of course this was probably due to the fact that I thought they tasted horrible.
I guess you could say that I was good beer when good beer wasn’t cool.
Bud Light
Most of the friends I’ve made since moving to the Midwest that started drinking early tell me that’s their favorite beer. I’ve actually been made fun of for drinking beers outside of the Bud/Coors/Miller Light spectrum. Forget Guinness, I’d just love them to try something that you can’t buy in a 12 pack.
No matter where you go, there you are.
I went to a friend's 40th birthday party last weekend
at which everyone in attendance was drinking either Bud Light Lime, Keystone Light, or MGD. My wife and I had our Winter Solstices and our Alaskan Winters, and at one point I ran into the birthday boy in the garage – he was refilling his beer fridge with shit beer and I was getting another AVWS, so I said “you realize that turning 40 means you need to drink adult beer, right?” I then let him try my Winter Solstice, and he actually liked it which was pretty nice to see.
He and his wife have a 1 year old daughter and I have already told him that I will be in charge of her alcohol development as she grows up. Future generations can be influenced away from swill!
Bud Light Lime is so good
my personal beer fridge has been stocked with this for months
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I keep wanting to try Miller Chill just because I think the name is hilarious.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
You sound like a man who could use some Smirnoff Ice.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
This is another beverage which is almost always in my fridge
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Meh, Redemption is just OK
I took it out today to fit some Palo Santo Marron my friend brought me
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I meant that the consecration redeemed your beer soul.
That bud light lime just about had you in beer purgatory.
Don't get me wrong, if offered a Bud Light at someone's house, I'll drink it.
Still, along the lines of what you mentioned, being out of college and having a job means it’s ok to go outside the norm every now and then. By all means, if you’re having a BBQ for a ton of people buy the cheap stuff, but if you’re out to dinner with friends at a place with 100+ beers on tap don’t wonder why the bartender looks at you funny when you order a Coors Light.
My proud acheivement is finally getting my Dad to stop drinking Olympia Beer. It took buying him a homebrew kit, but at least now he drinks a wide range of beers and loves trying new types.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Yeah, I get the desire to drink cheap beer and I do it now and again, especially if offered one as a guest
I was just astounded to be at a party with 16 or so people at it, all of whom were drinking stuff that I would only choose to drink on a 95 degree day or at a sporting event. It was strange.
What I don't get is why Bud Light?
There are so many good, affordable beers out there nowadays. I could understand being a college student and drinking that stuff but in your 30s and 40s? Life’s short, people. Drink good beer whenever you can.
by ThomasG on Oct 21, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Hmm. I don't always have the money for fantastic beer stocked in my refrigerator,
so most often I have Miller High Life. Sometimes PBR or Rainier. It’s not that my palate enjoys only “white trash” beer, but affordable, casual drinking is certainly fine.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
What Thomas is saying is that there are now lots of beers which are only marginally more expensive than American macro swill
so why continue to buy when other brewers have provided a similarly priced, significantly better option?
For example, New Belgium and Full Sail six packs are ~$7, which is a perfectly reasonable price for that level of beer.
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
True, true. And I do enjoy New Belgium's Trippel.
But I happen to enjoy buying a sixer of High Life for $4.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Wouldn't you? It's such an easy fallback.
Truthfully Yakima isn’t all that bad.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Sure beats Ellensburg.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
My nose agrees.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I'd say go for High Life then.
At least you’re willing to try different types of beer and realize there are other enjoyable lines out there to enjoy. I wouldn’t have an issue with my friends clinging on to Bud Light if they’d at least step outside their comfort zone every now and then and not look at something made outside of St. Louis as “hoity toity” beer.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Exactly. Around here a 12-pack of Harpoon runs $12.99
Bud/Bud Light is $10.99. Even then, beers like High Life, Narragansett, and even some of the Michelob “craft beer” series are on par with Bud prices.
There is nothing wrong with High Life as an affordable beer.
Sure it’s not the greatest in the world but, at its price point, it’s a lot better than Bud Light or Coors Light.
Not true
if I am going to drink to get drunk, I would much rather drink low calorie beers
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't that cause you to drink more of them, thus negating any caloric advantage they may offer?
If you’re drinking to get drunk, the worst thing to do would be to drink light beers.
But the alcohol content in High Life or Budweiser isn't significantly higher than Bud Light or Miller Lite
(I hate myself for knowing all of this, by the way)
So I’d have to drink roughly the same number as of the light beers
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
That falls under college drinking though.
I can’t imagine many 40-year-olds playing flipcup or Kill Your Liver.
Don't go to Puyallup. There is a bar here that does beer pong.
I drive a little faster every time I pass it.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Not this one.
It’s full of ex frat boys who have moved out to suburbia with their families and go congregate where they can pop their collars and pretend to watch Sounders games to look hip.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
That is pretty much the epitome of Puyallup
Though there is a healthy population of wannabe frat boys, who never left and went to college. They simply graduated High School, began working at Applebee’s, and try their hardest to act like fratboys.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
1000s of less successful Brock Huards
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I don't get the Bud Light thing either.
I’ve been told it’s because it’s “local” (from within the state) but KC has a Boulevard Brewing Company in town, so if they wanted to do local beer a better option already exists.
No matter where you go, there you are.
No worries there.
I’m a huge fan of Boulevard’s line. I’ve taken the factory tour a couple of times and each time we’ve spilled out into the bar at the end they’ve never held back on how many samples you can have. Both times the owner has been in there as well and sat down with us to drink and talk beer.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Boulevard is one of the things I miss about the Midwest
Schlafly’s was decent, too. I went on the tour there, which was led by a guy from Kenmore.
Some people just don't like good beer.
And as long as they’re willing to give it a shot, I can’t hold that against them.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 22, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah everyone draws lines in different places.
I cannot really tell a difference between expensive good coffee and Folgers. But if you give me some crappy cheese I will be pissed.
See, I'm the opposite.
I am a massive coffee snob, but I enjoy American cheese every now and again. And while I can appreciate good cheese, it’s not something I want to spend money on.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 22, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a friend who insists that his tastebuds are so overdeveloped
that he can’t taste even a small amount of garlic or onion in his food without getting nauseated.
He can’t tell the difference between Duvel and MGD.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
We usually stock the beer fridge at home with crap beer.
Mostly for emergency purposes (i.e. cheap friends that show up empty-handed) but also for camouflage: I usually hide the good stuff behind the Bud Light and Coors Light.
We call that "union beer". Cheap stuff for the people who didn't bring anything.
Or emergency backups when you run out of the good stuff but still want to drink. I keep everything from Coors Light to Jubel in my beer fridge. I started last night at a friend’s house with a couple of Red Hooks, then went to my friend’s birthday party and drank $1.00 PBR’s. I’m not saying either one is great, but sometimes cheap beer is just fine.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Definitely
If I’m in the partying mood, the last thing I want to do is put back six or seven La Fin du Mondes.
There's sipping beer, and chugging beer.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Meh, just get two beer fridges
my roommate and I have two, my personal dual-climate one that we keep the best stuff in (right now Lost Abbey Deliverance, Dogfish Palo Santo Marron, Deschutes Hop in the Dark, Black Butte XXI, etc), and a mini-fridge where we keep party beer and mid-level stuff (for example, currently has Natty Ice, Full Sail IPA, Coastal Fog Amber, Tap Room Pale Ale, Sierra Nevada Oktoberfest). Visitors know which fridge to drink from.
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of not getting a lovefest, I think I'm about to speak heresy.
I bought a case of Jubelale, and so far I haven’t been that impressed. Maybe it’s because I’m not a fan of ambers, or I had hyped it up after loving Black Butte and Mirror Pond, but I just can’t get into it. I know its really well thought of around these parts, and I have enjoyed other beers that have been suggested, so maybe I’m missing something?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
It's a different beer than any of the three styles/brands you mention though
Jubelale’s not really an amber, and it’s not very related to Mirror Pond either – it’s a malty dark ale, more than anything else. Expecting it to be like a typical amber is to set yourself up for disappointment.
Do you like any other winter beers? If so, maybe be a little more patient with the Jubel and view it as a beer more in line with winter beers than traditional ales. if you still don’t like it, though, I’ll take your leftovers.
I think Jubel is my favorite winter
but that’s not saying a ton
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this was my problem with Jubelale.
After trying other Winter Warmers. I just don’t like any of them.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 21, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, not a huge winter beer person
I mean it’s not like I dislike Jubel, just the style as a whole isn’t my favorite. Same with Arrogant Bastard – I’m just not a huge American Strong Ale/English Old Ale person
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I supposed to be drinking it at a certain temp?
I have been nursing this one for a better part of an hour and the warmer it gets the more I like it.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
As Adam Savage might say, "Well THERE'S your problem!"
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
What you'll actually want to do is bring it to a rolling boil for five minutes before beginning to drink.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I will have to try that. What could go wrong!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Seconded.
Any beer with any complexity gets much better as it warms. Cold temperatures dull your taste buds and flatten out flavor.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys are all princes of men.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
That might be it, I was thinking of it as "if I'm going to like ambers, this would probabley be it" kind of mind set.
The weird thing is I usually like darker beers, but I’m stil sort of trying stuff out to see what kind of beer man I am, so I might be being too hasty. This is very much an experimental phase, so I think I’ll be patient with it and try a few more bottles before giving up on it.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Is it Jubel, or the Jubel 2010?
From what I understand, there is a difference. I’ve had the 2010 (tasty), but not plain old Jubelale.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I would guess so too.
Isn’t 2010 what everyone RAVES about here though?
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Just finished my last bottle,
but they still have some in stock up at Top Foods in Everett.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I only have one, but I do have two Abysses left.
What I’d really love to have is some more Mirror, Mirror.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I am psyched outside my mind for Dissident
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got an '08 and an '09.
Next year: Mirror, Mirror: the vertical tasting.
Yes, it is not the 2010, but the normal Jubelale which I got at Safeway for 14$ for a twelve pack.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
It's not THAT crazy an opinion
The 2008 I thought was mediocre, and last year’s was good, but not life-changing.
I thought this year’s was a very tasty beverage, but I don’t think I’m going to buy any more of it. There are better winter warmers out there; jubel’s primary advantage – at least to me – is that it’s the first winter beer that’s widely available.
Last year's Jubelale was a little less complex and a little more accessible.
As pdb says, if you don’t like darker, maltier beers then you probably won’t like Jubelale. It might be worth giving Full Sail Wassail a try as well just to get a different take on the style. If you don’t like either, there’s a chance you might not like winter warmers.
If you wind up not liking winter warmers, give Alaskan Winter – it’s a tasty seasonal, but it tastes pretty different from a traditional winter warmer to me.
Oh, and I’ll arm-wrestle pdb for the left-overs. He’d win, but I at least want to show my interest.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll have to try out some of those you mention.
It might just be I’m more of a summer beer fan. I’m not about to give up on a whole season yet though.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
There are a lot of good options out there to try - though for most of these I'd start with a 22 if available rather than a pack.
From ye olde beer spreadsheet, filtering on winter seasonals:
(NOTE: after painstakingly lining up the columns, I’m realizing that the extra spaces get wiped out on posting. Sorry about the messy format.)
Brewer/Beer Beer Advocate Score Beer Advocate raing ABV
Fuller’s Old Winter Ale 4.01 A- 5.3
Deschutes Jubelale 4 B+ 6.7
Ninkasi Sleigh’r 3.95 B+ 7.2
Boundary Bay Cabin Fever Winter Ale 3.94 B+ 7
Full Sail Wassail 3.85 B+ 7
Anderson Valley Winter Solstice 3.85 B+ 6.9
Samuel Adams Old Fezziwig Ale 3.84 B+ 5.9
Maritime Jolly Roger 3.83 B+ 8
Samuel Adams Winter Lager 3.73 B 5.8
New Belgium 2 Degrees Winter Ale 3.7 B 6.6
Alaskan Winter Ale 3.67 B 6.4
Pyramid Snow Cap 3.57 B 7
Red Hook Winterhook Winter Ale 3.56 B 6.11
Coors Blue Moon Winter Ale 3.24 C+ 5.6
Widmer Sled Crasher 3.1 C+ ?
Caveat – these ratings have not been updated for this season, and some of these beers change pretty significantly from year to year. For example, AV and Alaskan are supposed to be very good this year.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
As a guy who is definitely not a beer expert, I always appreciate the beer sampler platters.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 20, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I think I'll have to try one of those
My usual approach is “do I remember the name from LL?”, if yes then I order.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
One of the main uses I get out of my smartphone these days is looking up beers.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Do you have any good app recommendations
or mobile formatted sites? I discovered that ratebeer.com has an app now which is good because their site isn’t really meant to be browsed on a phone.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Beyond the RateBeer one, no.
I have the Android Beer Directory, but it’s not anywhere near as comprehensive as RateBeer. The issue is that the RateBeer app, while free, has had a reputation I’ve read about of causing the phone to lock up or crash, so I tend to just browse the mobile version of their site or go full depending on what kind of internet access I have. On older phones, this might not be as good an idea.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
The ratebeer mobile site is what I use, seems to work fine on my Incredible
by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't know they had a mobile site
is it mobile.ratebeer.com ?
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Here....
http://www.ratebeer.com/m/default.asp?app=3
They have it coded for Windows Phones and Androids, but don’t have a separate iPhone one yet. I think app=3 gets you a standard layout, but 1 is Win and 2 is Droid. Try it out.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Seems to work well enough
Thanks
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
No problem.
We’re all about the beer-related assists here.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I appreciate other people's opinion, but I still have to try things for myself.
I’ve had beers that were highly recommended that I couldn’t stand, and vice-versa.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
And most places will let you have a little taster for free if you ask (like a shot of beer).
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Speaking of, I think this is what I will drink this weekend when the Giants clinch the NL
by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh, it's kinda far
Lost Abbey is a good 40 minutes from my house
by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Its not free on iPhone :/
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I'm so glad I don't have to drink Natty Ice anymore.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I have a thirty pack of Natty Ice in my beer fridge!
by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I used to drink it with my roommates who were also poor as shit.
It was either that or Olde English 800. Num num.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
State school beers
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Since we're all on the topic of video games here
A few great, classic games will be coming to the Xbox Live Arcade over the coming months. Chu Chu Rocket is coming, which is a fantastic party game. Also coming is the X-Men arcade game which will support 6 player drop-in over Xbox Live. Lastly, one of my most favorite games is coming in Crazy Taxi. I hope you’re ready for an aural blitz from Offspring, as they provided the soundtrack to the game
"Also coming is the X-Men arcade game which will support 6 player drop-in over Xbox Live."
(eyes go wide; begins drooling)
That’s almost enough to make me want an Xbox.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Oh hey it's going to be on PSN too, I'm set.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Yeah I should have mentioned that
Between that game and the Simpsons arcade cabinet I probably put enough into each of them to have been able to buy one of my own. Those games were so great
by tootthekazoo on Oct 20, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
What's funny is that even though I know I've played both in their entirety, it's never been in a single playthrough.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I was on a ferry to Vancouver Island where the only interesting thing was the X-Men arcade game.
That’s the only time I’ve seen the end of the game. I hate the part with Mystique.
That game is so wonderful.
I don't think the Offspring are going to be on the XBLA version
I believe it is a port of the PC version which did not have them due to legal issues and SEGA didn’t try to get the rights again.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Custom soundtracks!
In Crazy Taxi’s case, it’s the lack of licensed music and locations, meaning that destinations like Pizza Hut have been replaced by generic stores, and the Offspring and Bad Religion soundtrack has been swapped out for sorta/kinda soundalikes. Actually, given how many times we’ve heard the Crazy Taxi soundtrack in our lives (too many!), that might be a plus.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
YA YA YA YA YA
I will also add in Game Over Yeah. They need to put the arcade version of Daytona USA on there as well. That’s where they’ll catch the real money with the XBLA is classic arcade ports. They all seem to do well
by tootthekazoo on Oct 20, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
San Francisco Rush was so much better though.
Daytona was all about who made the pass right at the end, because no matter how much you sucked, it would just let you catch up by going 20mph faster than everyone else.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I just want to play it for the music
DAAAYYYYYYTOOOOONAAAAA
LET’S GO AND RACE!
by tootthekazoo on Oct 21, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Then they should work in a way to incorporate my other favorite SEGA driving game song
GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by tootthekazoo on Oct 20, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Turn back the clock, now and forever.
We’re going back to the green tops as alternates.
What a time to be alive.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Maybe if Ichiro gets to pitch....
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Ooh, shiny!
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 20, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
At this point I'm surprised they aren't just televising the 1995 season again instead of all this new baseball.
by Eyeball Kid on Oct 20, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
If we had a network set up like the Yankees do, we'd probably do just that.
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I hate this plan.
If you want to do a “throwback night” fine. Even do a second one with the old blue and yellow, and a third with Rainier’s shirts or something. But teal does not belong in our regular rotation, I don’t care how great the team was in 1995.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
At first, I thought, "Hey, that's kinda cool."
Then I saw a picture and remembered how hideous those jerseys were/are. Yuck.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 20, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I could go for that.
I spent one hideous season playing softball on my brother in-law’s team, and he LOVES teal. Like an unhealthy “don’t touch me there” kind of love. Teal jerseys, teal hats, teal socks. By the end of the year most of us refused to wear our “uniforms” and just wore whatever else we had.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Oh man I could not disagree with you more.
Barca’s away kits are always glorious.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 20, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
They should go for pink AND teal.
That’s a manly combo.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
by Thingray on Oct 20, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would actually enjoy a regular "Rainiers" throwback night.
I couldn’t care a lot less about the trident though. At least the Rainiers won the PCL three times back in the ‘40s and twice more in the ’50s. The Trident M’s did nothing but suck.
I like the teal because it’s unique, but I don’t like the teal cap at all, and I hate the teal on the road. Teal with a pair of blue jeans looks pretty good by my estimation, but you’ll never see that on the field.
Charter Member: Dave Sims Sweet Hat Club // Career .384 BA, .543 OBP for Rocky Diablos
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 20, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix Hernandez wins major pitching award!
Well, not necessarily major. Sporting News named Felix their AL pitcher of the year.
Well, someone knows Felix is alive!
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 20, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
So no discussion of the new Apple products?
Are BrianL and Scruffy asleep?
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Someday I want them to launch a line of products with names like Fuji, Red Delicious and Granny Smith
by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Only $950 for an 11 inch MBA!*
After using my student discount of course.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Dear LeBron
shut up. Stop making it worse
I just went to watch the Spurs/Inter game
I missed the first 15 minutes but thought I wouldn’t have missed much action. It’s 3-0 Inter and Spurs are down to ten men. I don’t think I’ll bother watching it now.
Four!
Also Rangers are somehow beating Valencia.
by Eyeball Kid on Oct 20, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
And somehow they draw!
Maurice Edu’s new nickname: Somehow.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 20, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Google says it was 4-3
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Google is wrong.
Rangers 1-1 Valencia.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 20, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wait I was thinking of the other match
sorry
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Ah, I see now.
I didn’t know Spurs had scored three. Crazy.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 20, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm hoping the fact that he's Welsh
will keep him from the tabloid dramas that have befallen the big English stars.
It sounds like the NFL wants to penalize hard hits.
That’s BS. Head shots should be penalized, as should players leading with their helmets, but a good clean slobber-knocker shouldn’t be.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Yesterday's rule change?
I thought that only applied to hits leading with the head.
I believe it is
it really does seem quite a reaction to a few huge hits, though. It’s a good thing the NFL has gotten serious about concussion protection, though (or at least tried)
by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll believe they're serious about it when I see it
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
If they are serious about it,
they should enforce the rules already in place that are supposed to prevent headshots, and use their ability to throw a player out of the game who does it.
But I’ll be pissed if Aaron Curry blows someone up over the middle with a huge shot to the chest and gets fined, penalized or ejected.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
They keep referring to it as "suspensions for violent hits".
I think it was the Jackson hit (where both of them were knocked out) that didn’t even look like an illegal hit. It looked like to guys having a huge collision, and they might have smacked helmets. The Jerome Harrsion hits and the hit on Todd Heap were different.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
And now James Harrison wants to retire because he's not sure he can play under the new rules and still be productive.
What a whiny bitch.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 20, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't aim for the head.
Is that too hard James (I apparently got his name wrong in my earlier post)? OR, feel free to come out and run some crossing patterns and let people take free shots at you for a few games and see how you feel after that.
There is the solution. Everyone has to go back to being a two-way player.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
James Harrison is totally a whiny bitch.
I agree that having 2 way players again would be an interesting solution. Also, removing the helmets completely would be an interesting solution as well.
But mostly, having the officials ACTUALLY start enforcing the rule is going to be the best thing. Apparently there’s only been 1 time—a single, long occurrence—of a player being ejected or suspended for a flagrant/malicious hit to the head. That is ludicrous.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Woops, looks like 2, not 1. The article I read yesterday has been updated.
The NFL says 17 ejections occurred since 2007, when officials were told to start ejecting players for head hits…but 9 were for fighting, 2 for contact with officials, and only 2 for actual helmet hits.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I think you're 100% correct about enforcement.
That’s the key here, not major rule changes.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Better to have one jackass retire voluntarily than four or five retire due to concussions or paralysis.
He can take his ball and go home.
I don’t really care.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
When Rodney Harrison has an opposing stance on violent hits than you, maybe it's time to reconsider your position.
Rodney Harrison would horsecollar tackle his own mother if it meant making a play.
by ThomasG on Oct 21, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm not forgetting a subject line today.
First system: My family had an NES since I can remember. When it died in the late ‘90s, my parents decided that rather than buy a Playstation or something and have to buy all new games, they’d just get another NES console. So we got a top-loader and I’ve never moved on. I took it with me when I moved out and still play it occasionally. I mostly play Mario 1, Final Fantasy, or Pac-Mania, and my roommate will play Mario 3. I still buy games from time to time off eBay…any suggestions? I already have River City Ransom on the mind after reading this thread.
Favorite game: How about a top 4, in no particular order: Super Mario Bros. (NES), Final Fantasy (NES), PacMania (NES) and Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 (PC).
Favorite genre: Probably racing games, or better yet, drive-around sandbox games (GTA 3+ or Midtown Madness) just because they are nice to play while listening to music.
Favorite gaming moment: I recently bought Legend of Zelda because my two copies of it went missing. The battery in the game was dead, so while the game worked, it didn’t save when you turned it off. My roommate said, “Guess you have to leave it on until you beat it then,” and since I’d never actually beaten the game before, I did just that. No one could watch TV for the 2-3 days the console was on. I was pretty proud of myself for beating a game most people beat when they’re 10.
Are video games art?: Sure
A related topic: Do you play games the way they’re supposed to be played?
People often get frustrated watching me play video games, saying, “You’re not doing it right!” I have only beaten I think five games in my life, and that number was three up until a couple years ago when my friend implored me to beat Mario and Zelda.
When I play Mario Bros., I just go through as fast as possible. So my usual experience is get to level 8 in three or four minutes, then usually die on 8-1 a bunch, or if I’m in good mario shape, die on 8-2 a bunch.
When I play Final Fantasy, I either use 2-4 Fighters and go through the game as quickly as possible, or use just 1 or 2 characters (kill off the others in the first battle) and see if I can beat it before I get frustrated and start over with 2-4 Fighters.
In any of the Sim games (SimCity, SimGolf, The Sims) I cheat all to hell. I think half of the time I spend playing SimCity is used generating enough money to fund my impressively, moronically vast freeway system.
And in newer games where you can wander around to each mission, I’m usually content to just do the wandering around part.
I missed the "play the way they're supposed to be played" part,
But I don’t really know how to answer that.
Do I use cheat codes? Never. I despise them. I once took the video games away from my sons because all they were doing was using every cheat code in the book, instead of actually trying to beat the game fair and square. I’m not spending my money to buy you video games and then just have you put it on “invincible” and walk through it with no effort.
But, I have been known to purchase or print out a player’s guide to use when I get stuck. I like video games, but I’m not spending four days trying to get past a single spot. After an hour or so of serious effort, if I can’t even figure out what I’m supposed to do, I’ll go check the guide. If I just suck and can’t do it, then I just keep trying.
But cheat codes are the worst things in video games in my opinion.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Cheat codes can be fun after you've already beaten the game.
If you’re replaying a game, you can get a completely different gaming experience with the codes – you can try different things and explore new areas, that sort of thing. For example, in GTA: San Andreas, it was an interesting challenge to take on a gang and police helicopters with the jetpack and twin Uzis (using jetpack and ammo cheats). And it was fun to stand at the top of a building and spawn a bunch of Harriers, which fell and exploded on the police trying to track me down below.
But I wouldn’t use a cheat code before I’ve beaten the game – it just totally takes away the challenge and cheapens the experience.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 20, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I've done it both ways
there are certainly times when a level or area has been so hard to beat that I felt the need to cheat simply to progress in the game. It’s not fun to get stuck and never be able to beat a certain part, either
by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I've definitely done that.
I just find that whenever I do, I start to use it more and then the game isn’t fun. It’s my own failing.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 20, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm 100% okay with them after you've beaten the game.
But I’ve never had to use a cheat code just to pass a level. I’ve used player’s guides to figure out the “trick” to it, but never a cheat code.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
So... it's not OK to game the system
but it’s OK to copy someone else’s work exactly to beat it?
by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You still have to execute.
I once accused Robert of being Dewey N, because I didn't know it was Fogel. I suck with context clues.
by thehemogoblin on Oct 20, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That's my theory.
But mostly I use it as “I’ve been searching for (insert item, door, path, whatever here” for over an hour, and I can’t find it" or “I’ve fought this boss 65 times, and from what I can tell he doesn’t have a weak spot” and then I’ll go to the guide and find out whatever detail it is I need to move on, then play n my own from there.
To me it’s one thing to get a hint, and another to get a cheat.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
You will never regret getting RCR.
Double Dragon II is also one of the standards to fall back on when friends are over.
There was a sort-of Zelda knock-off that came out around 1990 that I’m rather fond of. It’s called Crystalis. It takes place in a post-Apocalyptic setting that has the whole science and magic gone wrong premise and runs with it, borrowing elements from classical literature and certain anime, like Nausicaa (one of the bosses is an ohmu, there’s no way of getting around it). The gameplay is richer than Zelda because you can jump, move diagonally, and charge multiple weapons to multiple levels for various effects (you get four elemental swords), and the story overall is pretty involved for the era it came out in. The issue is that it wasn’t programmed very well as far as clipping goes, it suffers a little for the charging (not as bad as Mega Man IV-VIII, but close), and the level design, especially the first hour or so which is nothing but wandering around a series of more or less identical caves, is lacking. Otherwise, it’s one of those gems no one noticed quite as much at the time.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 20, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, I loved Megaman IV
but I really got introduced to Megaman through the “X” series for SNES. Being able to charge weaponry made Megaman more fun for me.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 20, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That would do it.
I come from the older school that finds it a little less skillful to wander around most levels with your thumb on the charge button, waiting for some hapless robot to stumble in. I still love the first three games in the X series, but the more time I’ve spent with the charge feature, the less I’ve liked it.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 20, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Mega Man 4 is kind of bad
because the charge buster breaks the pacing of the game.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I know a guy whose last name is Mega and who had a roommate in college whose last name was Wily or Wiley.
True story.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 21, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
They had a buddy named Cossack who got a PHD, too

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Its unbelievable enough that a guy has the last name Mega.. but to have roomed and become best friends (and hopefully one day enemies) with a guy named Wily is out of control unbelievable.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 21, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
It's only a matter of time
The wheels of destiny have been set in motion.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
But Mega was Dr Light's creation
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Megaman X is soooooooo good.
Easily my favorite Mega Man game of all time.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I always enjoyed the idea of megaman, but good lord, I sucked at it.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Megaman X especially required the cultivation of a different skillset than most other platform games
The combination of dashing and charging, as well as rapid button-tapping to beat strong enemies before they mashed you, was kind of unique at the time.
Then there’s always the critical order of defeating bosses… if you didn’t have the right weapon, it would be incredibly difficult to beat certain levels.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Megaman X's ability to wall jump is huge. Dashing is also huge.
They make the game play a whole lot different.
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
CRYSTALIS!
Oh man, I’m going to be firing up the emulator tonight for sure
by tootthekazoo on Oct 21, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Man, we seem to have run across a lot of the same semi-obscure games.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I had a mancrush on that game. Well, teenage-boy-crush I suppose..
Not sure if I ever beat it though. I think I got tired of blowing into my NES around that time and switched to the SNES
I've only gotten as far as the pyramid, but I really want to give it another go.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
DUDE!!!!!!
Crystalis was amazing.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 21, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Just downloaded it for my NES emulator on my phone
Now I won’t be getting any work done today
Shit, then just below that on the rom list is Cyberball
God I loved the shit out of that game too. But the NES version sucked, it was all about the arcade version
To answer the other question...
No, not really. It depends on the scenario, but in certain RPGs like FF:Tactics I try to get the maximum amount of roster versatility as quickly as possible. Playing platformers like Mario Galaxy, I tend to default to what my friends have long referred to in Mario games as “Danger Brothers” mode, which is running and long jumping everywhere and not stopping unless I’ve run into something. A lot of games like Mario/Sonic the Hedgehog and Rocket Knight Adventures/Sparkster were built for this very kind of behavior. Fighting games, I cornered someone and basically wouldn’t let them stand up until it got to the point where no one would play with me. Modern Castlevania games have lent themselves well to various forms of mischief w/r/t weapons and abilities. In the recent Resident Evil games, my strategy at all times is to find the largest, most dangerous pack of enemies and situate myself in the middle of it.
I don’t generally have the patience to get to a really high level in most forms of gaming, which is why I can’t pick up RTSs or Shooters in the same way most of my friends who game will, but I think one of the ways I find to keep enjoying games on their replay value is to set up a bunch of parameters to inhibit what I’ll allow myself to do and see if the game is still beatable, be it not continuing, or completing in a certain timeframe, or not using certain moves, or whatever.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 20, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll do that too. Just set my own requirements (you can only use a pistol or something like that) and try replaying it.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
"Supposed to be played..."
I got to a point where I was bored with the NES Tetris, so I did the following:
Playing Type B at level 9, height 5.
This produces a Tetris field half-full of garbage blocks, the pieces dropping pretty fast, and your goal is to clear 25 lines. I call it “Fuck You, Tetris.” The first time I tried it, it took about 50 attempts to win.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 20, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LL Opinion - Scruffy needs help (As always)
My brother and I’s photo portfolio has gone live.
We’re still adding and subtracting photos. So if there is any that don’t tickle your fancy. Let me know.
Think you should consider a little more prominent link to the blog/about page
by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we will when we're ready to start blogging again.
Also I’m now moving onto adding a Motion section for Video clips.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 20, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Any reason that you can't have the seperate photo sections on one page rather than four seperate ones?
Just swap out the thumbnails dynamically
by Graham MacAree on Oct 20, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Slight time constraint. Also wanted to be able to send the direct link bergsmavisuals.com/buisness
At least for the time being.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 20, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You could set it up so that certain frames load based on the incoming URL, right?
by Graham MacAree on Oct 20, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup.
I think we’ll try to do this next week when we have a little more time.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 21, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Just had a conversation with a coworker
new topic: favorite games from your childhood!
Oregon Trail, Sim Tower, Sim Everything before The Sims, Goldeneye, Super Mario 3
ahahahahaha I just remembered that Sim Tower had terrorist attacks on your tower in it
by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Mud pies, playing catch and swingsets.
I kid, I kid.
Wire wheel and a stick.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Obligatory
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Yes!
I love the things the tanks said when they died, I wish I could remember them.
OH THAT’S RIGHT, THE INTERNET EXISTS.
Seriously though.
I used to spend hours and hours and hours playing Midnight Madness on the Atari 2600. Just a basic pinball game, but I LOVED it. My whole family did. We’d kill whole weekends having “tournaments”.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
There was also Summer and Winter Olympics for the Commodore 64, and the early Sim City for the 128.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I used to love the Hot Dog event in Winter Olympics
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Come on, you know you were in it for the figure skating.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DOG
This is exactly what I thought of when I heard “Winter Olympics!!!” I gotta go play that game now.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I loves Winter Olympics.
Crappy as hell, but so much fun.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Winter Olympics for C64 was awesome.
So was California Games.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 21, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
No love for Summer Olympics?
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
That game was so hard!!
I rocked at fencing, though.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Fencing used to piss me off, and so did the long track events.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I got really good at cycling.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I'm trying to think back and remember all the events for all these different "olympics" games.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Pssh. Gold Medal Challenge '92 was better.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 21, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I played the shit out of the fly game.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 20, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Metal Marines!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Also, Rock & Roll Racing!
OLAF SHOULD AVOID MINES!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Oct 20, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
YES!
Though, originally for the C64 it was called “Caveman UGH Olympics”
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 21, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I had that too.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
The Lucasarts adventure games I've mentioned repeatedly here
Also Super Mario 3, Goldeneye, Sim Ant
by tootthekazoo on Oct 21, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
California Games
Some of those were so awful, like the skating one.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Probably already mentioned, but I liked that T&C game.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
The skateboarding portion was all right.
I could never figure out surfing for the life of me.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Once I mastered both, they were very addicting.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Also, remember A Boy and His Blob and later, Shadowrun!
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Shadowrun!
So many ways to die!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Beating that game took me forever.
It got my buddies and I into playing the RPG for a few months until we became too “cool” for RPGs.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Oh wait.
I was thinking of Shadowgate. I’ve confused those two way too much. I was always interested by the concept of Shadowrun (and the setting! Seattle woooo!) but it’s one of those games I have a rom of somewhere that I never played. Perhaps someday.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
At the time it was the most awesome thing ever -
Se in a future Seattle, and cyberpunk with Orcs and trolls and cyborgs!
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Shadowgate!!!
That game scared the crap out of me as a 10 year old.
Probably in part because it seemed like 90% of the possible actions you could take resulted in death.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Even inaction resulted in death!
“Your torch goes out with a fizzle. With out-stretched
arms, you move slowly, looking for a light. Suddenly,
you trip over something!! Smash!! You fall face first
to the floor!!”
I always forgot to re-light my damn torch.
They released an updated version of A Boy and His Blob for the WII
It’s actually a pretty well-put-together game but it doesn’t elicit the same kind of fun as the original.
Indeed
Every quarter I ever had as a child went to that, MKII, the Simpsons, and the TMNT arcade games.
Pole Position sounds like something you learn in a stripper class.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
There was another racing game out at around the same time that I preferred to Pole Position, but I can't remember the name.
It was similar to Pole Position, but you raced through tunnels and different landscapes – I remember that blowing my mind.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I never beat that and let me tell you I put hours and hours into it.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I remember that for the NES - it wasn't that one, it was years before that.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
The only other ones I can think of are Hard Drivin' and Out Run
But those were mid-80s sit-down arcade games, I believe.
Yeah out-run was a ton of fun too
Game always pissed me off though cause it was pretty hard
It wasn't either of those, but Hard Drivin' was incredibly realistic for its time.
Force feedback, realistic car dynamics, including understeer and oversteer … I wanted that game machine so badly back in the day.
Full Tilt in Columbia City still has a Hard Drivin’, and it has held up pretty well.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I bet you're talking about Ironman Ivan Stewart's Off-Road racing
That game was the shiiiiit
That game was composed entirely of awesome, but that wasn't it.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't it California Cruisin' or something like that?
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
That one is fun too, but much later.
This has turned into a fantastic vintage racing game subthread, though.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay - I found it! Sega's Turbo from 1981.
It’s very much like Pole Position, only with much more variation in the settings and graphics. Check out this tunnel screen shot!

by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Ghosts and Goblins
Back when games were designed not to be beatable, or enjoyable, but to consume as many quarters as possible.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I went thru the whole game twice one time. I think that's close enough to beating it.
The game used to be in this strip mall by where I lived, and there was a barber in the barbershop there that would always play it, probably in his late 20s early 30s or something at the time. I would always beat his score every time he set one and it used to piss him off to all hell. Although I bet I pissed a lot of people off being better at video games than them..
Goro in the original MK was a pussy.
jump kick jump kick jump kick ded
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Almost every version of this game was incredible, right up the the xbox series.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Hmm....
(I’ve never actually played Gauntlet)
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
RED WARRIOR HAS SHOT THE FOOD
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 21, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
BLUE VALKYRIE NEEDS TO CATCH UP
We’d play late at night and one of my friends was always falling asleep midgame, so his stupid valkyrie would sit there at the edge of the screen like an imbecile.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Here's Gauntlet done in Flash:
It’s not perfect, but still fun.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Pole Position and Excitebike.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I always liked Joust
which was an awkward way into segueing into the story about the guy who is currently trying to beat a world record Joust score, and is webcasting the game live here.
Yes yes, my mistake.
I saw it a few months ago and loved it.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Clever editing
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I imagine the sound of Frogger being run over by a car accompanies his pregame pants-shitting
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
I spent many hours watching friends try to master the hacky sack portion.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
There are still a couple movies I never figured out how to do
One of the great mysteries of the universe is how to do the Double Arch.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
California Games!!
I forgot about that one!
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Which version?
They were all pretty good.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
All.
I played them for PC when I was a kid. I always liked the Quiz in the beginning to make sure you were an adult.
The last version I played was for the N64 I think.
You had to go to the strip club and take pictures of the strippers without being caught by the bouncers.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Oh, the old PC versions had nudity
You had to get 8 out of 10 quiz questions right to prove you were an adult. Questions like, who was president in 1980 or whatever.. Things that no 10 year old should know. And LONG before google heh
Hell yes
One of the first games that I played that I wasn’t supposed to play. I loved having to prove that I was an adult with that test at the beginning
by tootthekazoo on Oct 21, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I remember that the test worked by asking questions that kids wouldn't know how to answer.
Unfortunately, adults in other countries didn’t always know how to answer those questions either, which they found understandably annoying.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
One of the only times in life that knowing random crap gave me a marketable advantage.
I will never forget random kids calling me and asking me about Gerald Ford. Good times.
Chip N Dales Rescue Rangers video game.
Loved it.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 21, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVED THAT SO MUCH
When I was like 7. Oh man. Quality!
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I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
A fine, fine game.
But god if it didn’t have a difficulty curve. That was one of the weird things about the Capcom-made Disney games. You get lulled into a false sense of security because it’s cartoony and charming, kids stuff really, and then they utterly embarrass you.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Yeah, the game was really insanely difficult.
I had a hard time with Duck Tales as kid (though it’s easier now) and Darkwing Duck also killed me. I’d like to give that one a shot now and see how hard it really was.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Dark Wing Duck is still pretty hard.
But they built it off Mega Man so it plays so good.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Darkwing Duck, I've tried to play on emulator several times.
It’s something that strikes me as being strangely skill-based. Not that Chip and Dale wasn’t to the extent of “dodge this, rodent” but there was a smaller range of moves.
DuckTales is another one on the list to really give an honest try at, because I never have.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
Also skill-based, but DT is not as hard as I remember it.
Contra also fits into this category. Skill based, but I can beat it without dying now. I don’t think I could EVER beat it when I was a kid, unless I used the 30 lives cheat code.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Some of us learn to avoid any URL with "clown" in it.
I once accused Robert of being Dewey N, because I didn't know it was Fogel. I suck with context clues.
by thehemogoblin on Oct 20, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me of that episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 20, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Where they get the clown virus?
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
THE CLOWNING HAS BEGUN
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 20, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
A Carl heavy episode.
The best kind.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Some of the quotes in that were brilliant.
“Yeah, I wrote that. It’s called “I Wanna Rock Your Body”, then in parentheses it says “Til The Break O’ Dawn”. "
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 20, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Wikidee wikkiddee waaooow.. wikiwaaaoowwwww...
OH BABY, WHERE YA GOIN?!?
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Dang, found a great set of pictures of the episode, but as usual I can't get the link function to work.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
This is not set up to open in a new window!!
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/aqua-teen-hunger-force/img/jumbotrons/athf_video_1024_01_4x3.jpg
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Huh. Except when I click on it, it seems to actually work.
I don’t get how this link feature works sometimes.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Despite how fast you can go.
He will always get you.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 21, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Will the tragedies never cease?
Bob Guccione died today. Thanks, Bob, for giving me something to quest for in high school, and for a reason to go to 7-11.
It was only a matter of time.
...and now I'm here
Man, that sucks.
Cut was one of my favorite albums growing up. Of course a good part of that had to do with the album cover itself.
Oh my.
Well that could have been more awkward.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 21, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Anyone seen the video of Stephen Fry ranting about language pedants?
by BrianL on Oct 21, 2010 7:25 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
I think now would be an appropriate time to let everyone know
I hate the Angels. I really, really, really hate the Angels.
There is never an inappropriate time for that particular bit of knowledge
but what brought it up right now?
I hung out with an Angels fan last night and realized that the Angels are worse than Temecula
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
About nothing else in the world can this be said
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I've met some pretty off-putting Yankee and Redsox fans.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
He was talking about you.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I just frolicked with a leprechaun.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I can't believe there is a team in Anaheim.
It’s a worthless “city”
I stayed overnight there once to watch a M’s-Angels game and after the game we took a cab the hell out of there.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 21, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
This made me check Halos Heaven
to see if the Angels had done something newsworthy.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
There has to be another way.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 21, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
The game in which Kendry Morales broke his leg was probably my favorite loss ever.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 21, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was like then Tagg Bozied blew up his leg in that win against the Rainiers.
For some reason that stuck with me more.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
From an emotional standpoint, the crowd would have gotten whiplash.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
It was very strange
because the crowd was in the midst of going nuts, the music was blaring, and the team was still surrounding the plate so we all thought it was still a celebration. Then they kept standing around home plate and not moving, and yet people kept cheering and yelling…and then all of a sudden people in the crowd started realizing something wasn’t quite right and it got really quiet. It was a very odd thing.
So I have no idea if anyone here watched the Penny Arcade online video series
but if you enjoyed it, you can preorder a copy with bonus content on DVD. As a bonus, if you order before 11:59 today your copy will be signed by the enter PA Staff
Corco alert! ALL CAPS? Not OK on road signs, federal government says
by Eyebrows on Oct 21, 2010 11:58 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Has everyone seen Toot's game last night?
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
by kevin_ess on Oct 21, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Only a total dork leaves that spare behind.
Figures it would be Toot.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Super flying eagle!
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 21, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm positive that you and I are the only two people that knew that
I enjoy watching the trick shooting during the PBA season
by tootthekazoo on Oct 21, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That's right
After I typed that I remembered that somebody around here was a bowling fan as well. It’s you!
by tootthekazoo on Oct 22, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Looks like a horse.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you guys watched "A league of Ordinary Gentlemen?"
Pretty interesting and it’s instant watch on Netflix.
I think I started it once or twice, but realized that I wasn't in the mood to watch a documentary
It’s still in my queue so I’ll check it out eventually
by tootthekazoo on Oct 22, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I did, yes.
Made me not really want to go on tour.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 22, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
This might be literally my favorite gif ever.
I swear it’s fake. But I know it’s not! But I swear it is. It is so amazing! Oh, I love it so. Look at it! Look at the pins go, it is so perfect.
It's not fake
both pins on lane 11 are in front of the pin well so they can ricochet as far as their momentum will take them.
I know!
It not being a 7-10 split is pretty much the only reason I believe it’s not fake. It still amazes me more than just about anything.
The only weird thing to me is how fast the ball takes off across the lane.
It’s not like a hook, it’s like it hit something heavier than the pin and ricocheted. But I’m pretty sure it’s real, I’ve seen even more amazing trick shots before.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
The way it bounced it might have been a six pounder.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
It reminds me of how the ball reacts when little kids bowl.
BOUNCE!
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
This OT has made me remember 1982 when me and my brother would ride our Schwinns
to the arcade and blow our allowance on Pac Man, Donkey Kong and Galaga.
Don't forget the candy and hookers.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Well, they did (and probably still do) sell those candy lips.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Candy Lips costs more than convenience store candy
her hourly rate is off the charts.
by pdb on Oct 21, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
But you can still catch her at her guest appearance at Sugar's.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Did Sugar's go down with Honey's and all that?
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Ironically, your basement seems really noisy at night.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Not since the "gag" order.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Sugar's, Honey's and Rick's?
I always forget which ones they owned.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Yes those three.
The family had no desire to fight the local government anymore, plus the owner died.
I spend many evenings looking for Mounds, but always drunkenly stumbed into that horrific club Three Muskateers.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Nowadays I hang out at 5th Avenue
where everyone sings and dances, but you don’t want to take any of them home.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Not even for 100,000?
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Watch out for the Almond Joy.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Arcade Games
Whats the one fantasy game with the four people you could be: a troll with an axe or a chick or a dude with like a sword and maybe another dude with an arrow. Its like LotR but not.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 21, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Gauntlet was fantastic.
There’s a link to a flash Gauntlet clone somewhere around here.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Golden Axe?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 21, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That's my kind of video golf.
Screw hitting around that tree!
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Thats Golden Tee. Unless I'm missing a joke.
Queue Wolfcastle.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 21, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the joke.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Golden Axe was a beat 'em up with fantasy elements that Sega made.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 21, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Golden Axe is the one I thought of after reading HF's description.
Here is a screenshot, courtesy GIS.
It appears to be some sort of gay griffin.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Although disappointed by "Pride and prejudice and zombies"
I have started Seth Grahame-Smith’s “Abraham Lincoln, vampire hunter” and (though not very far in) am finding it a lot more enjoyable, mostly because it is his own book, and not an attempt to poke bits of zombies into Austen’s book.
I only made it through 50 pages of P&P&Z
I will be curious to see if the Abe Lincoln book is better…
I've heard that is a lot less boring
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Huh.
The Oakland Athletics have hired Joel Skinner as bench coach and Gerald Perry as hitting coach as part of an overhaul of their coaching staff.
So the Pac 10 has decided
the first Pac 12* CCG will be played at the home stadium of the team with the better record.
Probably a compromise but I’m not really liking this idea.
*11 for next year.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Why is that a bad thing?
I don’t know much if anything about football – are these games usually played at neutral sites or something? I’d think as the team with the better record, I’d WANT to play at home.
Yes
The Big 12 played theirs in KC I think and maybe now at Jerry World.
The SEC plays theirs in Atlanta.
Neutral site makes it sort of a travel destination for fans, plus ideally you pick a location semi equidistant so that one team’s fans aren’t inconvenienced.
Home field advantages in college tend to be pretty pronounced.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
A neutral site also allows fans to plan the trips well in advance, since they know the location of the game regardless of who is playing in it.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
CCG = Conference Championship Game
not Collectible Card Game, but I thought of the latter first.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 21, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that as well.
I TAP TWO SCOUTS AND SACRIFICE MY WOMEN’S LACCROSSE PROGRAM TO SUMMON BLUE CHIP PROSPECT QUARTERBACK!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Oct 21, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So they are going to have a CCG next year with only 11 teams?
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 21, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe so yes
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
North v South aka Cougs v Stanford.
I can’t wait!
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 21, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Even though its further south than Utah or Colorado
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I'm sure this is well-known or well-discussed but god, if they had shut the Northwest schools out of California completely it would have been disaster.
It sucks for Stanford Cal but nobody wants to watch a division on a year-to-year basis of the Washington schools, Oregon schools, and Utah/Colorado. I cringe at that thought.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 21, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
As I see it right now
Once USC is off probation there’s almost no reason for us to not play in the CCG every year. Our two biggest divisional rivals are Utah and ucla? Pft.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Actually once I read that Stanford and Cal are guaranteed to play USC/UCLA every year, it sort of worked out for everybody in the end.
With some losers here and there.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 22, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Basically the Cal schools that bring the big TV contracts and prestige got what they wanted
the northwest schools got screwed, Arizona/State are too drunk/stoned to care and Utah and Colorado are just happy to be here
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, the northwest schools that matter and have hopes of competing got screwed
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah UW and 0regon got majorly boned.
I wonder how that is going to change things because the power is clearly headed back up towards the NW schools.
Meh
They better enjoy it while they can. While USC won’t be able to recruit as many players as before I still think we will largely have our pick of the best talent Southern California has to offer for the next two years.
I do think the other Pac 10 schools will benefit for the next 2-3 years by having a larger pool of players to pick from than they did from 02 to 08, but by 2012/2013 USC should be back to pulling in every major recruit in SoCal again.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
So is this the permanent alignment,
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I don't deny that ucla is capable of getting talent
but until they change coaches I don’t think it will matter much.
This off season is absolutely the perfect time for ucla to make a coaching hire. Bring in a big name, young guy, creative mind, with some proven success and let him strike while USC is vulnerable.
Will they do it? I dunno, but the window of opportunity for ucla to become a power is there.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Kind of like USC basketball
only we end up with Tim Floyd and Kevin O Neill instead.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
It absolutely has to be this year though
the talent in the program right now is ridiculous – now we just need someone to teach and use it
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but does your administration see this?
Do they even care?
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Without having any inside access to our administration, my gut feeling is no and yes
we’re a bit handcuffed by the inability to spend real money on a coach, but the administration does not see the opportunities in front of it, and I think the last two coaching searches have made that painfully clear.
If we cannot afford to bring in top-rate coaching talent, we have to bring in creative coaching talent with the upside to establish a dynasty. The Dorrell idea was the right idea, but wrong kind of coach – a discipline and execution-oriented coach can’t be successful without equal or plus talent.
They want to be successful, but they have the completely wrong approach to going about it – instead of looking for a long term solution, they’ve taken guys with clear credentials of mediocrity, or in Rick’s case, outright suckitude and cheating
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't imagine Norm Chow is cheap
I’m still scratching my head at the Pistol decision and ucla’s QB problems. I get that the pistol has helped the run game, but how is ucla so bad at throwing the ball? Orange County produces tons of QB talent, you have Norm Chow a proven developer of college QBs and yet topping 130 yards last night was your season high?
Shameful.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
There's a lot of problems with the passing game right now, and the Chow/Neuheisel split appears to be at the forefront
essentially, we have two reasonably talented quarterbacks on the roster, but both have been very poorly coached up to this point. The offensive playcalling has been horrendous, as it always has been with Rick.
Basically, the quarterbacks aren’t being given easy throws to make, and when they have simple pitch and catch throws, they are throwing the ball all over the yard.
The receivers have also been extremely poor so far. The only bright one has been RSFR Ricky Marvray. The older guys aren’t bothering to run full speed, decent routes or catch the ball.
We also haven’t given the chances to make rhythm or deep throws that can help the WRs keep the DBs from jumping every 12 yard curl and eight yard out
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If Rick stays
I have money on Norm leaving
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
One of them has to go
at this point, it’s pretty clear they can’t co-exist. I’d prefer it if Rick goes because then, hey, we aren’t coached by Rick Neuheisel anymore
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Well of course
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Is it really making out like bandits if you fucking suck and have no hope of competing soon?
Gaww, fuck my life.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
So wait
the Socal schools got their guaranteed games against the Norcal schools, but what does does that mean for the other interdivisionals?
Do the Oregon schools play the Arizona schools every year and the Washington schools play the newbies every year and then rotate two amongst the other four?
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the out of division matchups rotate.
So we’ll see each team every other year? I’m not sure how that math works. But we’ll still play every Pac-12 team at some point in a set rotation if I understand the set-up correctly.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Here is my understanding from a UCLA perspective
2012
Five division games
@ Stanford
Cal
@ Washington
Oregon State
2013
Five division games
Stanford
@Cal
@ Oregon
Washington State
2014
Five division games
@ Stanford
Cal
Washington
@ Oregon State
2015
Five division games
Stanford
@ Cal
@ Washington State
Oregon
So we are guaranteed to play two specific non-division schools every year – do these pairings exist for all the other schools as well? Otherwise I think it’s just chaos
by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
They must be.
I need to read more about this to be sure. But I know we must see every team at least every couple of years or so. I can’t imagine any school would have agreed to an arrangement that meant you never played one of the other Pac-12 schools.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I'd just as soon never play a game in Oregon again
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
by bluemax on Oct 21, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I bought an Ill Mitch T-shirt about 4 years ago
I still have it. I about died laughing the first few times I heard his stuff.
You can ask stranger, my board is fast and danger.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Video games
I take this opportunity to remind everyone that The Wizard is one of the best worst movies of all time.
Jenny Lewis! Rilo Kiley!
Fred Savage! Power Glove! Ridiculousness!
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 21, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet shades dude.
I bet you’re rocking some kick-ass parachute pants too.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Disclaimer: Toydoesnotactuallyshootlightningorevenlightup.Parentswillwanttodestroythistoywithintwodaysofpurchase.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
When I played Marvel vs Capcom religiously there was a group of MvC gamers from NYC
and one of them used to sport the power glove at the arcade when they were playing. What a tool, I should look for a pic of him.. ridiculous
His buddy either has an awkward itch or is entirely too excited about being in contact with the Power Glove.
by Chris Hafner on Oct 21, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe the Power Glove got him in the balls right before the fist bump.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Stylin'!
The dude grabbing his junk is making me uncomfortable, though. He’s really way up in there.
I am sort of interested in seeing it again.
All I remember is the freaking out over the Mario 3 tournament where he found the warp whistle and oh my god how did he do it and by that time all my friends and I knew about the warp whistle, so we were like “hey, I could do this better”
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by JY on Oct 21, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched it a few years ago
its bad but sort of watchable.
The SMB3 thing blew my mind at the time because the game wasn’t out yet.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I will take this moment to tell you that I have The Wizard movie poster hanging in my office.
by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 21, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
NEEEEEERRRRRRRD!!!
Just kidding of course.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
This does not surprise me.
But it does please me.
by Kenneth Arthur on Oct 21, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Its in terrible shape.
But here is the proof.

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 21, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Roll, not fold.
Jackass. :)
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
I posted the following here a couple of years ago,
but there are many new people that may not have seen it.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
Huh - No comments - I freaking LOVE this video, and to be honest, I have no idea what game that's from.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
This shit needs to become a meme.
Like, right now.
RIGHT NOW.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
DAWG! HE PUT DA TEAM ON HIS BACK!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
The crisis at Liverpool, explained
in an animated way, like the one Robert linked to a while back. Genius.
I need to dress like a hipster, which I've never done before.
I haven’t the slightest idea how to go about it. Any suggestions are welcome. Would a shot mustache be a good starting point?
Probably.
Wide frame glasses, regardless of whether or not you need them. Scarf regardless of temperature. Striped shirt perhaps or some reference to something retro. Tight jeans that have holes in odd places.
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by JY on Oct 21, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You could add a beret or some kind of beanie but after a certain point you'd look like a character in a Wes Anderson movie.
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by JY on Oct 21, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't that the point?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
It might be.
It might also be just a subspecies of them. I can’t quite tell much of the time. I should go down to Brooklyn again to investigate.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 21, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Hipsters wouldn't have the popped collar though
Think one-size-too-small Western plaid shirt with mother-of-pearl buttons on the pocket flaps, jeans of uncertain yet fashionably ragged provenance, and Converses.
I offered no value judgment about said mode of dress
it’s just pretty much the standard Portland hipster/show-goer uniform these days.
Go to American Apparerel, go with pinks, reds, black for pants
Leopard prints are a plus, and two sizes two small is a must. Go here for some ideas. Oh, and apparently randomly placed feathers are cool, think moccasins and if someone hasn’t mentioned it yet find some hideously oversized glasses and pop the lenses out. And bracelets, maybe a half dozen shitty cheap looking plastic ones together on one wrist. Also scarves, especially out of season. Yes, can’t believe I nearly forgot the scarves.
by Kermit. on Oct 21, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
As quite a few of my friends are into hipster fashion or are quasi-hipsterish, this needs a disclaimer
Or quantifier, that one always confuses me. Anyway, since it’s a Halloween costume I’m figuring he needs to go with the complete stereotype image of a hipster. To the point where he’s aping the style, which is how I tend to think of Halloween costumes. Just completely over the top because why not.
Everything about fashion is interesting to me.
From architecture to clothing. It’s fun to watch clothing go through cycles. Trying to pick out influences, effects of economy, regional influences, media influence, where trends start and how long it takes them to spread.
My comments sound snarky and dismissive but it’s a topic I find interesting and enjoy. Albeit in a very passive manner, I would never claim to understand fashion in any depth or capacity as a critic.
Go as a hoopster instead
Just find an NBA jersey from a bad player or somebody that was awesome like 15-20 years ago and make sure it is child sized. Where it with some skinny jeans and you’re good to go
by tootthekazoo on Oct 21, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, are there any stores in Seattle that sell Hipster Hitler t-shirts? And any places that sell good hipster pants that aren't full price (a vintage clothing store or whatever)?
I was thinking these pants http://store.americanapparel.net/rsa0313.html?cid=172#i – plus a scarf, beret, black adidas, long white socks, and
I need to find:
a hipster hitler t-shirt,
and if possible some kind of long sleeve zip sweatshirt
And I don’t feel like spending $100 to make this happen.
Also, it’s for Friday night. I wish I’d gotten more notice >:(
You are welcome to borrow my Hipster Hitler t-shirt.
It’s the “Eva 4 Eva” one, and would be small on you.
Hey, consider trying to bring back the double socks of different colors
There was a year or so in the mid to late 1980’s where people would wear two pair of socks with skinny jeans. They would cuff the socks, the outer pair lower than the inner pair. I believe the inner pair (higher by 1"-2") were just over the cuff of the jeans.
It was an odd fashion that didn’t last very long. I’m likely wrong about the dates and maybe RC could backstop me on this one as well as the details. It’s something I haven’t seen yet and would seem to fit right into the current hipster fashion trend.
Thinking about the open Pirates managerial job and wondering to myself, "Is this a job Eric Wedge would have even accepted an interview for?"
I think it’s pretty widely thought that Wedge was going to get a job sooner or later, probably sooner. But if the Pirates had been the only one to call, do you go ahead and interview? It seems almost better to wait it out another year rather than risk losing 250 games in 3 years and being jobless again.
Now that I say that it almost seems perhaps a bit too cocky, coming from a Mariners fan, but I just assume that the Pirates are a few more years away.
To the questions mobile!
What was your first gaming system? SNES. Got it for Christmas as a kid. Played the hell out of it.
Favorite game of all time? Crusader Kings: Deus Vult. I love the dynasty building, finding a wife that will breed good heirs, abusing succession rules to maneuver good heirs into succession, rebeling against huge kingdoms and trying to build a country. I just love it, and it makes for a great story as you play. The dynasty building aspect just gives it a personal touch I love.
Favorite genre? RPGs, Grand Strategy, Dwarf Fortress, City Building games. Pretty much anything Paradox puts out I will instantly consume, because they make games that just appeal to me. They have me figured out as a game player.
Favorite gaming moment? The end of the world of Balance in FF3/6. Kefka’s actions and betrayals made my young self furious, and actually made me angry at a video game character. It sets him up as a villain really well.
What is your opinion on the “games as art” discussion? They can be art, but they aren’t necessarily art?
Morgan Ensberg for Manager 2011!
AL Scout on Rendon: "I would peg him as a poor man's Jose Lopez."
My young self definitely walked to kill Kefka.

I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Gotta give it up to him for being one of the few villains to successfully accomplish his master plan
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
That fact alone makes FF3(6) one of the greatest games of all time
It seemed quite groundbreaking for a villain to actually SUCCEED in destroying the world. And then you still had 50% of the game left to play through.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
Thanks for the spoilers, man
I guess there’s no need for me to play the game now. Gosh!
by tootthekazoo on Oct 22, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It was released over fifteen years ago! What are you waiting for!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 22, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
What I revealed was but one tiny moment in a game filled with surprises and adventure.
Guess what happens in the 2nd half of the game? That’s right, you better play it and find out.
I am going to come into your house at night and rec up the place.
The Harvest Moon series hasn't been mentioned yet.
Anyone else out there follow the series?
I pick up a game now and then.
Then I go outside and a few weeks have passed.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 22, 2010 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I just started playing Rune Factory Frontier, and am absolutely loving it.
I didn’t play the hand held Rune Factories and feel like I’ve been missing out now.
For some reason I assumed they raped the series and made it into a FF rip off, but I couldn’t be more wrong.
SNES style dungeon crawling plus an updated version of the best RPG series ever? Yes please!
What game got you hooked on it?
64
It’s really the only one I’ve ever played
by Graham MacAree on Oct 22, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
64's the first one I played and still probably my favorite.
Merry Melody for the Gamecube was outstanding as well, and pretty similar to 64.
I played the first
but none of the sequels
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I have just bought an Android phone on pay as you go
Have I made a mistake? I’ve wanted/needed to upgrade my phone for years but can’t afford a contract.
Also it’s called the San Francisco, rather appropriately.
Also Also: App recommendations, please.
Since I know that quite a few people are using Android here I'll list the apps that I am currently rocking.
Robert’s apps list for October 2010
[TFLN] – Text From Last Night Apps was a good way to keep me amused for a few minutes when I used to ride the bus
Abduction 2- Motion based vertiacal platform jumping game,
aCar – Keep track of your MPG and service record.
Album Art Grabber- To make your phone’s music collection look pretty.
Alchemy- Stupid time waster where you try to combine 4 basic elements into 250+ different items
Angry Birds- Best Free game on the Marketplace.
ApptoSD- If you are running Android 2.2, this automagically tells you what can be moved to your SD card
ASTRO- The best file manager
At Bat ‘10- Shitty ass app that isn’t worth it for the next 2 weeks.
Atomic Bomber- Stupid little time waster
Barcode Scanner- Great for reading barcodes for apps.
Cestos- An online marbles-esque multiplayer
Chrome to Phone- If you use Chrome, all you do is click a button on the desktop browser and the content goes to your phone.
Collapse- A game I used to play the shit out of on my old flipphones five years ago
Double Twist- An alternative to the stock music player.
Dropbox- All that you have to do move a file on your comp to the dropbox folder and it appears on your phone through this app.
Google Earth- A mobile version of the desktop program
Engadget- Lets you browse their content easily
Facebook- Duh
Yahoo Fantasy Football ‘10- Check up on your shitty team cause for some reason drafting only Seahawks isn’t working out
Fruit Ninja- Addicting game where you cut fruit!
Gem Miner- I’m not sure how to describe it but Ms. Jeff loves it as well
Google Search- Voice search! That actually works!
Happy Hours- Bars!
iheartradio- A shitty app but mandatory if you want to listen to ClearChannel stations.
Jewels- Bejeweled
Mint.com- App for the banking site.
My Tracks- Track your distance traveled, speed, elevation when you exercise.
myRemote- A Windows Media Center remote. Not very good but the best that there is on the market.
OneBusAway- Amazing bus tracking app if you live in Seattle. Completely useless if you don’t.
Pandora- duh
PdaNet- Allows you to tether your phone to your laptop and browse the web through it for free.
Remembeer- For writing down beer notes
Remote for iTunes- Like the the iPhone app but better because you don’t have to use an iPhone.
Robo Defense- Tower Defense game
Rock Player- Will play nearly any video file that you throw at it.
ESPN Scorecenter- Scores! and Soccer scores don’t take impossibly long to get to!
Shazam- Name that tune app.
Shoot U!- Game that I don’t know how to describe!
Shop Savy- scan a barcode and it tells you what place around you sells it for cheaper
SlingPlayer- If you have a slingbox.
Swiftkey- Replacement keyboard that reads your texts and predicts what you will type next
Sywpe- People love this because it lets you type amazingly fast but its buggy for me so I don’t use it
Texdro- Uses WiFi to route text messages through your computer so you don’t need to have it on you at all times.
Torrent-Fu- Manage your torrents on the go.
TuneIn Radio- The best online radio app. Has nearly every station that isn’t clearchannel owned and it actually works.
Twitter- duh
by Robert on Oct 22, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'd also recommend some sort of app killer, as well as an anti-virus program of some kind.
As for time wasters, I like “Air Controller”. Simple game, but seems to keep me occupied no matter how much I play it. Also, Google Goggles is amusing for a while. It scans images and bar codes and tries to give you links to the items. It’s fun to scan something really odd and see what it comes up with.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
2.1 comes with a built in task manager and once the San Francisco gets upgraded to 2.2 using a task manger does much more harm than good.
I download massive amounts of stuff to my phone from various dark and unsafe areas and I never once had a problem with viruses. It’s the same thing as with a regular computer, Virus Scanners take up a massive amount of system resources and are completely unnessecary if you just use some common sense and put a little bit of thought into what files that you download.
My favorite Google Goggles result is the time that I scanned a butt plug and the it came back as a pile of cookies.
If I don't use a task manager on mine, my battery life is crap.
But I don’t have the San Francisco, so I’ll defer to your judgement.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Hey Robert, suck on that.
I once accused Robert of being Dewey N, because I didn't know it was Fogel. I suck with context clues.
I don't know.... Thomas Pynchon.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett Mariners Minors
by JY on Oct 22, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions
If you ever believed a young elite athlete makes career decisions for love of sport, city, or fans
give up that belief right now and never think it again:
Wayne Rooney, Monday: “I want to leave Manchester United, this is a team not going anywhere and I want to win”
Red Half of Manchester, Monday/Tuesday: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYY
Red Half of Manchester, Tuesday/Wednesday: WE HATE YOU GO AWAY EFF OFF NOBODY’S BIGGER THAN THE CLUB"
Wayne Rooney, Friday: “I got the reassurances I need that Man Utd are going to be dominant for a long time so I’ve re-signed a contract. I love this club and this city and the fans are awesome!”
Wayne Rooney’s wage on Monday, when Manchester Utd was a failing team going nowhere, was 90,000 GBP a week.
Wayne Rooney’s new contract with an apparently resurgent Utd is worth 180,000 GBP a week.
Wayne Rooney used the fanbase, the media, and his agent to double his money. That’s not uncommon, athletes do it all the time, and I certainly don’t begrudge him his ability to earn more money in a week than I earn in five years, but please don’t ever believe a player wants to stay or go, in any team in any sport, based on anything but their ability to get more money. They don’t.
Not for me!
I still love him. Although I wish he had gone somewhere else less awful so I could love him more.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 22, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He falls into the Cristiano Ronaldo class of player for me
I only dislike him because he doesn’t play for my favorite team.
Damn. That got me a little misty.
On one brief occasion, I was actually lucky enough to meet him. He was out of his mind high after a show, and even though I knew he would never remember me or even slightly relish the brief conversation (like I still do), it felt like accidentally brushing elbows with Jimi Hendrix on an escalator – there are some people who, just in their nature, are quality enough to put on a pedestal without the shame or doubt of petty idolatry. While I do not condone his lifestyle, I can empathize. Very much so. Mitch was a short-lived legend, and a long-lived legend-to-be.
I sometimes find myself engaged in combat with hobos.
I had a job once that sucked royally, but the one plus of working there was a $200 gift certificate
to Canlis every Christmas. It was one day a year I could always eat like a king.
He is
and every fan of a bad team in college football dreams about him coming and taking over their program next year.
I really wanted UW to hire him and not Sarkisian :/
I wonder if people are waiting for his lawsuits to be over before offering him another job.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I do not care who they hire next as long as that person has no prior connection to UCLA
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Here would be my list
Gary Patterson
Al Golden
Mike Leach
Gus Malzahn
Mike Riley
Kyle Whittingham
the only problem is of those guys, only Leach would probably even consider UCLA
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
That's not too dissimilar to my list for USC
last year, I also wanted Peterson even if it was unrealistic.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I didn't even bother putting Peterson on there because he has absolutely no incentive to leave Boise right now
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Well I figured
We’re USC, a top 5 college football coaching job and we can offer more money than Boise St and the chance to be a legend etc.
But when the sanction shit started sounding more legit I knew there was no way we’d get anyone of Peterson’s caliber until all of it was over.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Well there's a lot of good news there, too
since Lane Kiffin is being all Lane Kiffin right now, Haden will have a legit excuse to get rid of him as soon as the sanctions are over
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I fully expect Haden to hire his own guy
despite all the lip service about Haden being on the board and helping with the Kiffin hire or whatever.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Given how hard Haden has been trying to turn around the image of the sc program,
it’s really hard to imagine he approved of the Kiffin hire – in that situation, Lane Kiffin is just about the last person you would want to hire, barely ahead of stealing Rick Neuheisel from UCLA
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
The only thing I can think of is Garrett panicked
and no one else would say yes. I really did not like the Kiffin hire.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
And honestly I'm still not thrilled by him
our offense has improved which I’m glad, but our defense got worse and his dad is the DC which makes it hard to see things changing.
Plus he gives the worst half time interviews ever.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I'm so glad that the giant fuck you we're going to get from the AD's office is hiring Cade McNown in two years
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what it would take to get Troy Aikman back!
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Three more concussions?
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Three more blowout losses to ranked opponents!
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Say that happened
but by some miracle Rick beat USC. Does he still get fired?
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
There's no way he gets fired if he wins against sc and at Texas in the same year
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
There's really no realistic way for him to get fired this year short of an investigation
somehow, the alumni are still blaming Dorrell for all the problems with the talent on the team
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Well next year is his third year
which is usually the critical one for coaches, although most recent top coaches have taken big leaps in their second years so who knows.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Lou Holtz.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
It's almost like I was thinking about younger coaches known for creativity with the potential to be long-term solutions at UCLA
by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
It's almost like I was trying to find some way to get his ancient ass off the TV!
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Georgia would be crazy to do this
but its the SEC so I can see it happening. Then they’d do something crazy like bring in Fulmer.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
Kyle Whittingham sounds too much like Ty Willingham.
DON’T GET CONFUSED. You won’t be happy if you do.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
Man that looks tasty.
"There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!"
The fur going on my be weird too.
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 22, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
*might
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
by the other side on Oct 22, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Fur burns off when you cook it on the spit.
The boots…. Well, I guess I won’t be eating piglet feet.
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