OT January 7th, 2010
Anyone ever figure something out long after the fact? For instance, some time ago brayden04 said today is a great day, probably 3 months later I realized he might have made a triple double that day and I missed an opportunity to ask him about it.
Or the time I thought acblue was correcting my grammar, some time later I discovered he was possibly referencing this, which would explain my initial confusion. Or maybe he wasn't, either way I'm still a little confused but that was still an amusing read.
Recently, fogel cracked wise with "milk is gay". Four hours after reading that I literally sat up in bed and said out loud, "Harvey Milk" (for whom I will not provide a link, politics), then went back to sleep. That one was definitely strange.
Also, the perfect sport movie was once discussed. Can't locate the thread but someone, perhaps marc w. or pdb, commented to the effect that most sports movies were just a setting for something else. Romance, drama, thriller. And I agreed with that, and by and large still do. HOWEVER (there's always a but), every winter as ski season approaches, it's a personal tradition to watch Downhill Racer. I love the story, directing, cinematography, all of it. Great '70's movie, and possibly a pure sports movie. The athlete, the ego, the training, the failures, the great success, the women, and eventually the realization that youth will be served and time is fleeting. Fantastic sports movie, can't believe it slipped my mind.
Also, is interested in a pre-event meet up this Saturday? I'm up for getting there a bit early and having a beer, maybe meet some new people.
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You are hilarious, Kermit.
I wish I was going to be around on Saturday, but I have to go to Portland. I am heartbroken at missing an opportunity for beer with you goons. And obviously missing the event.
Nurse, I spy gypsies! RUN!
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Swap God for a janitor? Rot in a jar of dog paws!
(ZOMG NO RELIGION)
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by JY on Jan 7, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
Racecar!
Sorry, that’s all I got…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
ZSwing%: "The rate at which a player wife-swaps with Jack Zduriencik." --- Vatinius
by .Taylor on Jan 7, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
Again, Oregon State basketball.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 7, 2010 11:58 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I definitely loved watching this!
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Seattle U was just draining 3's all over the place.
Up 40 and pushing the ball. It was great!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 7, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Pac-10 isn't good this year and OSU is almost definitely the worst team, it's not a huge deal.
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The pac-10 isn't as bas as the national media/ESPN wants to make us.
They saw UCLA suck out the gate and declared the rest of the pac-10 garbage.
OSU is one of the worst teams I’ve ever seen (besides last years Ducks). That new Armstead kid at UO is amazing.
I fucking hate you Mariners
UCLA, Standford, OSU, and Arizona can't even be described as "good"
Oregon, USC, and WSU are fringe tournament-level teams.
UW, Cal, and ASU are good, but not top tier.
No excellent teams and not enough depth to be considered anywhere near elite this year.
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The Pac Ten is unbelievably terrible this year
there’s one legitimately decent team, and I’m not even sure how good they are in Washington. Everyone else ranges from “NIT quarterfinalist” to “so dreadful I can’t believe they don’t play in the WAC”
by seattlebruin on Jan 7, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
Like this conference is legendarily bad
much like we’ll tell our grandchildren stories of how terrible of shortstop Yuniesky Betancourt was, we’ll tell them stories of how bad the 2009-2010 Pac Ten was in men’s basketball
by seattlebruin on Jan 7, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
How's this -
Las Vegas (NV) Findlay Prep would probably finish second or third in the Pac Ten this year. This would be OK, if Findlay Prep weren’t a high school team (albeit an outstanding high school team on which every player will play D-1 ball, but still)
by seattlebruin on Jan 7, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
UW has a good team and potential for the future
Oregon State has lots of potential because of the coach and the good things he’s done in recruiting.
Oregon, Berkeley and Arizona State have ceilings of fairly mediocre big-school programs – a few Sweet 16s and Elite 8s here and there, and regular contenders for the NCAAs, but that’s all.
WSU should have never let Tony Bennett leave. They’re fucked.
So that’s sixty percent of a ten team league, which can best be described as “the WAC with more students.”
The other four teams are complete and utter trainwrecks, and besides Arizona, it’s not getting better before it gets worse.
by seattlebruin on Jan 7, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
I doubt WSU could have gotten Tony to stay.
They had just upped his contract and he probably figured jump now or be stuck with a rebuild for a couple years.
And at least Ken Bone’s team is watchable tempo wise. I think Ben Howland likened Bennett’s teams to “a slow root canal”.
I think it’s UW and Cal battling for the title and the rest of us trying to win enough to get to the tourney where we’ll get booted in the first round.
Tony Bennett's teams were awesome because they were so fundamentally sound
and at WSU, he had to make do with what he had.
The thing was that he could make the most of the talent he had, and was even starting to recruit decently. The problem with Ken Bone is that WSU has never been a premier destination for talent in the west, and it’s hard to see him changing that.
by seattlebruin on Jan 7, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Basically I would have given Bennett whatever he wanted
I once advocated trying to get Ben Howland to go the NBA so we could get Bennett. And that was right after the third Final Four
by seattlebruin on Jan 7, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
There wasn't anything that would have made him stay though.
1) You’re right WSU is not a destination spot so recruiting is always tough.
2)Our state budget is so fucked they’ve had to layoff hundreds of people at universities, plus up tuition and cut programs, so I doubt they much wiggle room.
I don't know if I would call WSU fundamentally sound
So much as fundamentally boring.
I hated watching them hold the ball for 28 seconds and then run a play.. Only to get the offensive rebound and rinse lather repeat.
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
In relation to their talent level, they were amazing rebounding and defensive teams
by seattlebruin on Jan 7, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
But yes, their offense did tend to look like a Ben Howland team suffering an anyuersm
so basically, the 2009-2010 UCLA team
by seattlebruin on Jan 7, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This season has been equal parts enjoyment and hatred of the team
enjoyment because
1. epic failures and trainwrecks endlessly amuse me
2. having everyone tell me how right I was about Howland two years ago when they all said I was fucking insane for criticizing him then
hatred because
1. GOD THIS TEAM IS SO FUCKING BAD
by seattlebruin on Jan 7, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
HA! Rec'd for hilarious.
But I have to hang my hat on basketball because our football is …well, words cannot describe.
Oh.. there are PLENTY of words to describe!!
They might not all fit in this OFFTOP though…
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
WSU's football team is worse than UCLA's basketball team
that’s all the description anyone should need
by seattlebruin on Jan 7, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
I think that was semi the point..
They are pretty bad. Not force 6 turnovers and still lose by 3 scores to ASU at home bad.. but bad.
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
And yes.. I see what you were doin there..
Just wanted to reference that terrible performance at Martin this year.
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
I think we need to put a stop to saying "rec'd"
and then not actually giving a rec
What the hell, Oregon State was supposed to be good this year
by seattlebruin on Jan 7, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
Seattle U has proven to be, if not consistent, able to do well oftentimes.
Charles Garcia is a really good player.
But it's still a fledgling D-I program against a team that's expected to finish in the middle of a power conference
maybe Seattle U can pull off an upset, but running them out of the building?
I'm going to go ahead and claim credit for this victory
because of how I said the SU player’s names into the microphone at the Key when they beat Weber State.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 7, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Note that I may be a homer.
And am trying to reconcile the fact that SU beat OSU and Utah but lost to Wofford and Oakland.
I FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GO TO A SCHOOL THAT CAN TRASH TALK ABOUT SPORTS!!!!!!!
by pdb on Jan 7, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Dude I've been doing it all day
Most of the people I work with on this floor went to OSU and I’ve been enjoying every minute of talking to them about it. my only regret is that I have no Seattle U hat or shirt or anything to wear.
by pdb on Jan 7, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
Unfortunately for this theory Stanford just signed him to a 5 year extention.
Jim isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.
Oh how silly of me
I believe he will serve out that 5 year extension and turn down any offers from his alma mater 100%.
No kidding, that clip if from 1958 so there's no way the jet has any computerization.
All manual controls, completely nuts.
Really cool plane but what the hell is the purpose?
Getting more planes on a aircraft carrier? I really don’t get the purpose.
If it's the X-13 (which I suspect it is since that was the only vertical takeoff airplane Ryan ever made)
the point was to demonstrate proof of concept of VTOL or vertical take-off/landing. That idea later became the Harrier and F-35
This OFFTOP is awesome and reccomended for obvious thought put into its content
by seattlebruin on Jan 7, 2010 12:32 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I fear I am turning NOLAish
I saw this and tried to remember when I typed it…
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
All my recs are based on organizing football games.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 7, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
So, the larger the whale, the more recs you get?
I don't care how well he does for the M's...FUCK ENDY CHAVEZ
Yeah but you need to regress it. Try tRecA
ZSwing%: "The rate at which a player wife-swaps with Jack Zduriencik." --- Vatinius
by .Taylor on Jan 7, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
Sounds like the Dawson v. Edgar debate..
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
fewer
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 7, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
You've probably commented as much as Jeff since the beginning of the rec era
which means Jeff is just stomping you. Jeff has a rec+ of 168
What's mine? Negative infinity?
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by .Taylor on Jan 7, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions
This would be a fun stat.
As long as we could exclude comments pre-rollover, since 7,000 of my comments were before April of 2008.
...and now I'm here
Vatinus and Attractive Nuisance would win.
...and now I'm here
Are we listing personal heros now?
Batman, Ichiro, my mom, Jesus, Tara Chase (Queen and Country graphics). I guess those are my heros right off the top of my head.
Batman doesn't even have any superpowers.
Plus, his real identity is kind of a douche. Spiderman has bitchin’ abilities, and Peter Parker is someone who at least most of us can relate to. The personal struggles, the conflicts of one’s own problems and what is expected of someone given such abilities is exemplified perfectly in Spiderman. Peter Parker never decided to be a superhero, it just happened to him.
by I Lick Squirrels on Jan 7, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions
Batman not having superpowers is why he is awesome
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 7, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
Batman is that badass, though.
Spiderman is just some kid who randomly was thrust into that position.
by I Lick Squirrels on Jan 7, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
Eh, I guess we have differing opinions of what is desireable in a superhero.
But I think without Christopher Nolan, Batman wouldn’t be thought of nearly as highly.
by I Lick Squirrels on Jan 7, 2010 11:07 PM PST up reply actions
No
There is a reason you lick squirrels, and it’s because you don’t like Batman
I don't care how well he does for the M's...FUCK ENDY CHAVEZ
Batman is a reletively boring superhero.
Let me go throw on my bat suit and drive my sick bat car and I’ll call my self a super hero.
You can say that about superhero.
My name is Wolverine. Let me take my claws out. Sure you can hurt me, but I’ll eventually recover, because that’s my power.
He does have the claws attached to his body though.
I think Superman is the best but that’s because he can’t die really at all.
Superman failed at dying.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 8, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
For a second I thought this was for something specific I put in there, then I remembered I couldn't find it.
Didn’t you once make a comment that Zduriencik gave us a puncher’s chance this season? I swear I remember that exact phrase, punchers chance, but for the life of me I can’t find it.
Woooo new OFFTOP!
I’m burned out on a project at work – need something to take my mind off of it!
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 12:45 PM PST reply actions
Anyone else think it would be hilarious if Mark McGwire actually got in for the Cardinals in a game?
Thus, resetting his HoF clock and giving people more time to evaluate the steroid era and how they are going to vote it?
I do.
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 12:46 PM PST reply actions
Might even be good for baseball, beacuse there's no doubt in my mind that McGwire belongs in the HoF
it’s the Hall of Fame, not Hall of the Best Players to Ever Play, But Only Based on Circumstancial Evidence About Cheating and Not Caring About Other Forms of Being a Shitty Human Being.
by seattlebruin on Jan 7, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I wrote a huge rant about that exact thing last night, almost used it as OT fodder.
First I have to re-read the Defenders of the Hall (or whatever the title is) that Posnanski wrote. There’s a decent to good chance I subconsciously cribbed the entire thing.
Pretty sure St. Louis would explode...
Dingers! Dingers! Dingers!
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
In the words of Robert, I would get a "hot, spicy boner" if McGwire stepped in the batter's box again
I don't care how well he does for the M's...FUCK ENDY CHAVEZ
On another note - anyone friends with parents on facebook?
My mother told me I should “wash my mouth out with soap” after I typed “fuuuuuck that” on a story about it being -52 in ND… Sidenote – anyone in ND? Because.. fuuuuck that.
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 12:57 PM PST reply actions
What do you think about umbrellas?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jan 7, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Annnnnd Poochie's point made once more.
Social networking and old people is a disastrous combination.
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
I told my dad I wasn't going to add him.
A lot of the things I put on facebook aren’t what I what my parents to see. Especially given that I rarely swear in front of them.
Hindsight that would have been a good call - I have never really had an issue swearing with my mom...
Which made this an odd occurrence.
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
I've been trying to get my mom to join.
I may regret that.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 7, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
My mom's been on it for donkey's years and I always forget, because she never comments on my shiz.
Except photos now and then.
My parents have filthier mouths than I do.
That said, relatives and co-workers really did ruin Facebook.
I enjoyed it when it was just colleges.. but I am sure I would like it less now, seeing as how I am no longer IN college.
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
I am none of those things and yet I'm on your list
WOOO
by pdb on Jan 7, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
Oh no wait, I only add a relative or co-worker if they are under 30 or have seen me drunk
but since are neither a relative or co-worker, I’m in the clear!
Me too! SCORE!
Possibly heard you drunk on COD though.. Kinda counts.
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
For a second, I thought you wrote
“who have seen me dunk.”
No disrespect, but I had to double-take.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 7, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
I was looking for a way to make this joke.
Instead I’ll just post this.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
My mom would never get a Facebook, luckily, but she understands that I'd never accept her friend request even if she sent me one.
Even though, I’m sure she wouldn’t care anyway. She sees more incriminating things than I put on FB.
I made a list for parents / family friends / coworkers that limits them from seeing almost everything.
No pictures, no wall, no statuses.
That's what I've got too
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I'm friend with my stepmom, which is weird.
She doesn’t post ever though, and only logs on every few months, so I don’t see it as being problematic. If it does get bad, I’ll put her on a separate list.
Facebook and family is an interesting combination though. If not for it, I wouldn’t know that my cousin, the Latin/arts major, drops more f-bombs than I do.
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by JY on Jan 7, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
I HATE that.. use messages and walls - not my goddamn status.
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
It usually goes something like this:
My status update: “I’m doing this semi-fun thing.”
My aunt: “That does sound fun!”
My co-worker: “I’ll have to give that a shot.”
My friend from softball: “You gobble yards of cocks!”
by Teej on Jan 7, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions 9 recs
And Aunt and Grandma then get a notice telling them that someone else has commented on my status, and there's that.
I couldn’t care less about my parents seeing stuff like that, but more distant relatives . . . no thanks. That’s what I like about Twitter. If I reply to you, the only people who see it (besides the two of us) are people who follow both of us. So different people can reply to me without everyone on earth seeing every reply.
My brothers do the last line sometimes.
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by JY on Jan 7, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
I had eight people reviewing Avatar
on a status update where I specifically say I haven’t seen it.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 7, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions
What kind of an idiot would do that
ZSwing%: "The rate at which a player wife-swaps with Jack Zduriencik." --- Vatinius
by .Taylor on Jan 7, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
There's a chance that was me. Fuzzy memories of beer, facebook, and some odd connection that was funny at the time.
There’s no way I’m looking though, if it wasn’t that specific comment it would probably be another one.
Really? How rude of those two then.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
No way
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I would guess from that exchange that it was Taylor, Kermit.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
My dad is on mine but luckily I don't think he ever uses his.
My bigger concern are my younger cousins who are much less, let’s say libertine in nature, than I.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 7, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions
My weird old aunt, in response to the bra colors thing status thing going around, just wrote
None! :)
as her status…
ugh
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Well, thank goodness, whatever that is, I haven't recieved it.
by msb on Jan 7, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions
I beg you not to make your nephews/nieces/other family members highly uncomfortable by basically posting
“I’m not wearing a bra” as your status
This is why family and facebook don’t mix- as much as I don’t want my family knowing certain things about my day-to-day activity, there are certainly times I don’t want to know about my family’s day-to-day activity either
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My least-computer savvy sister just found the 'chat' option on facebook.
which actually might be a good thing.
by msb on Jan 7, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
I share this sentiment.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 7, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
I bet Robert is going to rec this on five different accounts
watch this fucker turn green
He wears nice jeans.
ZSwing%: "The rate at which a player wife-swaps with Jack Zduriencik." --- Vatinius
by .Taylor on Jan 7, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
That begs for:
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 7, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
Ngata crushes the rest of Brady's ribs in the first quarter and the Ravens blow out the Pats.
Easy money.
Lardarius Webb will have a TD.
Randy Moss will have less than 50 yds receiving in his last game as a Patriot.
Patriots will be 4-12 next season.
I love me some wild-ass predictions on Wild card weekend!
We have the same picks
ZSwing%: "The rate at which a player wife-swaps with Jack Zduriencik." --- Vatinius
by .Taylor on Jan 7, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
I hate America
According to TMZ (insert joke here, but they’ve broken a lot of shit), Jay Leno is going back to 11:30 on NBC. No word on what happens to Conan.
New York magazine, picking up on the TMZ post, wrote:
Also, you know who we bet is a little nervous today? Jimmy Kimmel.
Kimmel isn't terrible...
So Leno’s gonna have a job, and one of Kimmel and Conan won’t. What a fucking injustice.
They'd have to scrap their news show.
Unless ABC has changed since I last really watched TV, I was sure Kimmel started at 12
I think I might be alone on this, but I can't stand Kimmel' show.
Apparently there is a large group of people out there that can’t get enough of Guillermo and Yehya, which boggles my mind.
by Manzanillos Cup on Jan 7, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
I will give Jimmy Fallon credit for one thing
He books some pretty awesome musical guests on his show.
by pdb on Jan 7, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
One of the biggest surprises of '09 was that Jimmy Fallon turned out to be not that bad at all.
by Manzanillos Cup on Jan 7, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
The whole reason they gave Conan the Tonight Show was because he was being wooed by other networks.
He’ll find a spot. (Assuming this is all true.)
I wouldn't mind seeing him go to FOX.
Unfortunately, I can see him going somewhere else, ala George Lopez.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Or there's CBS behind Letterman if they drop Ferguson
Putting him up against Fallon wouldn’t even be a contest.
I'm hoping that whatever happens
Conan’s new show winds up back in New York.
I'm not sure what I enjoy about Ferguson, but I do enjoy his show.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 7, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
I like his sense of humor and his non-celebrity
and the fact that he revels in being a minor celebrity. And he tells a good story.
by pdb on Jan 7, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
I always find it odd that the camera is posted above his head in his monologue.
It makes him look like he’s specifically trying to not look like some full-of-himself big-shot.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 8, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
And telling inoffensive "jokes" about popular events
I assume he still tells Brokeback Mountain and Cheney shooting someone jokes.
Sketches like this prove that Leno is a great comedy writer, and not lazy or unfunny at all!
I especially find it hilarious when he re-states and explains punchlines that don’t get laughed at!
THEY'RE NOT EVEN HEADLINES!
They’re typos in Bumfuck, Alabama’s local grocery ad.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 7, 2010 3:27 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I am so glad I never watch that crap.
I can’t even visualize the scene.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Enjoy!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headlines_(Jay_Leno)
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 7, 2010 4:35 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
It seems as if Conan is fired
Which if so it would be awesome if he went to another network at 11.30
This I could get behind.
If they’re willing to start their late-night programming at 11:30 instead of 12. I mean, seriously, who would rather watch a half hour of world news before comedy at 11:30? That’s what the all-news networks are for.
I remember Kimmel didn't start until 12 earlier this year.
Maybe it’s changed. I usually am not home for the late-night shows, and when I am, I almost always go to Conan. I just went to Kimmel when Leno had the Tonight Show.
I'm a huge Conan fan
But I have to admit, his show has been kind of hit and miss so far. Way better than Leno could ever do, of course.
by Manzanillos Cup on Jan 7, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
I was always afraid of this.
Conan’s style isn’t too crazy for an 11:30 audience (or any other time, actually), but I do think it was a poor fit for The Tonight Show, whose audience has spent the past 15+ years watching a guy whose sense of humor was much . . . simpler. Not to imply that Conan’s sense of humor is superior (I much prefer it, but whatever), but it’s far more challenging than people were used to. A lot of people just want a Lewinski joke before they go to bed.
That audience would die off eventually
which is why I figured NBC gave Conan the 11.30 slot, because the people that have been watching him for the last 15 years are in their 30s and 40s now
Conan replacing Ferguson would be neat as well.
I just like the idea of both Letterman and Conan defecting to CBS after NBC shafted them.
That would be ok, but Conan deserves better.
I wonder what would have happened if NBC had given Leno the boot and given the Tonight show to Letterman like they planned.
The Late Show probably would have failed with a different host
and the Tonight Show would have one less competitor. Maybe even none at all if other networks were scared off.
I really was too young to know
but how popular was Leno around the time NBC was transitioning away from Carson?
The best idea that I've heard is give Leno a Top Gear type show for the spot that Sunday Night Football vacates in the summer.
Either that have him replace Oprah in a few years.
Jay Leno is a talking slice of white bread with mayonnaise on it
He would ruin a Top Gear-type show, which depends on a sense of humor that has an edge that Jay Leno just does not possess.
by pdb on Jan 7, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions
I'm sure this is true
but I hope he never, ever has another appearance on any show Conan is hosting.
It's supposed to be like that and its hilarious
That’s why Conan has him on all the time
by Poochie on Jan 7, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
He came and did a live show when I was in undergrad.
This was just around the time The Aristocrats came out, and most people weren’t aware of what he really is. Then he basically came out, sang some dirty songs, got heckled by one douchebag, spent 30 minutes destroying the heckler, and left us all dying. Also, a bunch of girls pelted him with tampons.
Conan deserves his own channel damnit. I'm so damn tired of Jay Leno.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I can't watch. Stupid work.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I think that might be entertaining..
But I also fear the opposite.
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks for the heads up.. I almost clicked.
Some call me reckless… I call me bored.
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
Well NSFW if your company hates animated horse dingy for 1 second.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 7, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
I have been at this job for 4 days now..
Don’t think the risk is worth it
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
That animated horse dingy was about 9 inches long on my monitor.
by Manzanillos Cup on Jan 7, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
A friend helped me "discover" that on Thanksgiving
Yesh!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Still my ringtone!
My kid now sings the song whenever my phone rings, and he even makes songs about random stuff set to the tune of Get on my Horse. So awesome
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Did you like Sherlock Holmes?
ZSwing%: "The rate at which a player wife-swaps with Jack Zduriencik." --- Vatinius
by .Taylor on Jan 7, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
I have seen Paul Blart Mall Cop
So I’ll say yes
If you're making a Kevin James solar eclipse joke, I'll give you a rec.
by abender20 on Jan 7, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I feel enlightened now!
Not sure if that is a good or bad thing
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Question for the masses:
I’m interested in upgrading the soundsystem in my car. Not looking to do anything fancy. I’m looking at replacing the factory deck with something with more power (something along the lines of 45Wx4 or 50Wx4) and replacing the speakers (2×6.5″, and 2×5.25″ speakers for the doors). My question is: do I need to get an amp, or will the deck be powerful enough to power the new speakers by itself?
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 7, 2010 2:28 PM PST reply actions
This was nearly 10 years ago and I'm no expert,
But I replaced the entire sound system in my old car with a (I think) 40- or 45-watt Panasonic deck, 4.5-inch Infinity tweeters in the front and Sony Xplod 6×9s in the back, and I never needed an amp. It was nothing super fancy, and it wasn’t loud enough to impress high school girls a half-mile away, but it worked great for what I needed. The Xplod speakers weren’t mind-blowing for bass, but they weren’t bad either. And too much bass annoys me anyway. Getting good tweeters in the front was incredible, though. I need my highs.
Yeah, that's all I care about. I just want nice sound, and speakers that don't rattle.
I’m not even planning on getting a sub-woofer.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 7, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
I think if you're not concerned with maximum volume and rattling windows
you’ll be fine with that deck/speaker combo.
by pdb on Jan 7, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
I've never owned a sub. And I listen to bass-heavy music.
I just wanted clean sound. The only other thing I’d recommend is staying away from the cheapest speakers. Spend a little extra on a brand you’ve heard of. Rattling is the worst.
But since I'm not exactly sure of the wattages, I'm probably of little help.
I imagine an amp would have been nice, but the marginal difference wasn’t worth it for a broke 19-year-old.
I can never understand how people can stand high tones more than lows.
That may just be because the music I listen to have so many high tones that if my EQ for the highs is up I can’t concentrate on the actual music though.
The deck will technically be powerful enough, but you won't regret getting the separate amp.
Also, run new wiring when you upgrade the speakers, most cars use the thinnest wiring they can find and you’ll end up shorting something when the heat makes your wires fail on a pinch point. You don’t need to get the expensive stuff, even the radioshack 18G crap wire is a giant upgrade over the 24G factory stuff.
That being said, if you like your factory stereo, just the amp+speakers will blow your mind compared to factory speakers.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Amps are amazingly expensive, so I was hoping to do not go that route if possible.
I’ve also heard putting bass blockers on the wiring will be a great help, and it sound pretty inexpensive as well.
The main reason I want to upgrade the deck is that it’s a six-disc changer, and I don’t really listen to CD’s anymore. I’d like one with an auxiliary input for my mp3 player, and probably Bluetooth capability, but that’s not a necessity.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 7, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
If you do any driving in Oregon remember we have a no-phone-without-handsfree law now
so Bluetooth becomes more important.
by pdb on Jan 7, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
Yep. It's been that way in Washington for two years now, and for whatever reason my wife REFUSES to get a hands-free device.
It drives me up the friggin’ wall, but she refuses to capitulate. Even though it’s a primary offense. ARGH.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 7, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
Bass blockers are not really needed for heads that have an adjustable crossover.
Because you can just set your XO point to the next step over your speaker’s lowest point, and it get you to the same endpoint. All bass blockers really do is run over a capacitor and reduce the volume under the block point on a curve until 0DB.
And like I said, it’ll make an improvement, but even just replacing the head+speakers will give you a huge upgrade so whatever you do on top is gravy.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Cool. Thanks for the advice.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 7, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
I bought a new deck and speakers around that size about 8 years ago and didn't need an amp
Think you’ll be fine.
Ya you don't need the amp or new wiring.
Both of those will make it even better but you’ll be impressed by the change.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 7, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
I'll have to disagree with you here Scruff.
You’ll get great sound at first, but the heat involved in moving from ~4W RMS to ~20W RMS is huge, and heat breaks down wires over time, especially where the wire moves like in a car door. Most cars I’ve done for friends where s/he didn’t want to pay the extra to buy wire has come back to me with a shorted out speaker in a door panel a year or so down the road.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Probably explains my shorted out front left speaker actually.
It probably makes a difference in car models because I’ve never had a problem with any of my older benz’s but my blazer burned out in month.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 7, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah build cost and initial quality make a huge difference.
I usually go by that most people that have crappy stereos they want to upgrade usually don’t have the most expensive cars ever.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Double wording... maybe it's time to skip out of work.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Well dammit I need to re-wire my blazer.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 7, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
Much easier to do when you have everything pulled apart to install the head and speakers!
Honestly though, running rear cable sucks compared to front in most cases, and the fronts are what will give you the most sound problems, so you can probably get away with only doing fronts.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Does anybody else get really bored on a day off and turn their GPS onto simulator mode
Then program it drive to some far away place that you want to go to and watch it while imagining you are actually driving?
by Robert on Jan 7, 2010 2:38 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I turn mine into a stimulator phone.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 7, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
No, but I may just have to give it a shot.
by seattlesundevil on Jan 7, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
I don't have a GPS
But I have on several occasions done something similar with Google Earth. If I see a dot while “flying over”, I zoom in and check it out. There are a lot of crazy places on this rock…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
That is one hell of a good idea.
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
Bahahaha
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 7, 2010 2:39 PM PST reply actions
Speaking of pigs
Warm piggy bath! So cute!
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 7, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
Jevan Snead just entered the NFL draft
let’s draft him as our QB of the future in the sixth round!
Seriously?
That decision alone should question his decision making.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 7, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
Oh he finished his degree already.
This makes more sense then.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 7, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
It was only high because of his physical skills though.
Not his ability to actually play football.
He could tear up the combine and be a 2-3rd round pick.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 7, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
We are only 5 years from the FUTURE! that was hyped up in BACK TO THE FUTURE 2!
I was reminded of this yesterday. The future with hoverboards, flying cars, self cleaning clothes, etc is only 5 years away.
Also in 2015, the Cubs win the World Series beating the Miami Gators.
Anyone else find this a crazy thought?
Except I feel 1984 was largely allegorical
and the technology was really not what was important. It’s more entertaining to see technologies from the past “futures.”
Speaking of, Blade Runner is only 10 years away.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Jan 7, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions
I remember the first time I figured out how old I'd be in the year 2000
it blew my then 9-year-old mind. Now the thought that one of the projects I just started working on won’t be complete until 2020 just makes me go OH MY GOD THAT’S ONLY 20 YEARS AWAY.
by pdb on Jan 7, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
I'm hoping that the Cubs play the Rays in Interleague
and that they do some kind of weird Alternate Reality Uniform game.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 8, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
I'm great at reading threads.
To be fair, I thought of this yesterday but didn’t post it because I was at work, and unlike some people around here, I have integrity.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 8, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
Ouch! I just like to have something to fill my downtime..
by seattlesundevil on Jan 8, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
Naw, I'm just bustin' on you.
No harm meant.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 8, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
I figured as much - just like taking sarcasm literally.. It's like reverse psychology, but with sarcasm..
I’ve been around here long enough to take things lightly!
by seattlesundevil on Jan 8, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
Speaking of.. I only have 10 more (well, 9 now) comments until 4000
How the hell do I only have 4000?
by seattlesundevil on Jan 8, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
I don't even have 3,000
but on the other hand I go to too many games to participate in a lot of game threads.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 8, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I used to always be at work - at least this season..
and the computer I had was barely strong enough to run the MLB TV broadcast, much less a 1000+ game thread.
Now I work normal hours though – so look out GTs!
by seattlesundevil on Jan 8, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
To answer a question in the original post
That nobody here seems to have addressed…
I don’t think I can swing a drink before, but maybe after, depending on the person I’ll be showing up with….
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I am kind of over auto tuning everything, but all of these Carl Sagan videos are pretty nifty.
And I know the guy who does it.
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
Have you seen the newest one that came out yesterday?
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
So I'm taking an accredited sabermetrics course as an elective starting tomorrow
The instructor’s a huge baseball fan (he told people not to sign up for the class unless they love baseball) and holds a doctorate in math, but when I went in to talk to him today he’d never heard of pitch f/x or even Fangraphs… sigh.
At least it will be a really, really easy class
and he might get credit for inventing some new stats
"For my project presentation I have developed a new statistic called tRA..."
“…allow me to explain it to you.”
As long as you adopt a hilariously fake English accent I am all for this
by Graham MacAree on Jan 7, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
"tRA can be seen as a railly, railly nice extension of FIP including batted ball types, frightfully good line drives and ground balls, and the truely fabbo types of flyballs."
by msb on Jan 7, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I'm picturing Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins explaining tRA
by Dewey N on Jan 7, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
That works so much better than Clive Owen.
Some people claim that is the worst Cockney accent ever.
You haven't seen the seventh season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
One of the potential slayers has the worst accent I’ve ever heard.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 7, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions
I'd check it out, but it just took 3 hours to get the chim-chimeney song out of my head.
That’s not how it’s spelled, but as accurate as I could get to the actual sound.
Dizzee Rascal rapping the presentation.
Cockney slang and all.
The Hawks should be better.
by Woodinville_12thMan on Jan 10, 2010 12:01 AM PST up reply actions
"The aim of baseball is to employ prefessional players to perspire in public for the benefit of gamblers"
mlb is showing Ken Burns’ Baseball :)
Here is something you don't see every day.
This fellow painted his face to look like the Golden Girls. Then he recorded himself wiggling his face – making this Girls dance – to music.
Finally got around to watching Inglourious Basterds.
Amazing.
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
Same. I actually expected it to be pretty much 2 and a half solid hours of Brad Pitt & crew hunting down and killing different nazi's
And I was cool with that – didn’t really expect it to have an actual plot. It was great.
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
The opening scene was pretty much the same as the opening scene from "For a Few Dollars More"
I have very conflicted feelings about Quentin Tarantino.
There were so many nods to so many films, after about 20 minutes I quit trying to look for them.
It was fun for a minute, but then it was too much a distraction from the movie.
So what's the LL consensus on
this movie? (If you’ve seen it)
by .Taylor on Jan 7, 2010 8:46 PM PST reply actions
Same here
Except katal just downplayed it. So I’m having major second thoughts, as any rational being would. In fact, I now think it is lame.
by .Taylor on Jan 7, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I found in annoying how few people know how to use Google.
...and now I'm here
Oh wait you're not talking about me.
I was confused because this is what you say when you’re trying to turn me in to a frat douche.
Extremely disappointing.
The premise was intriguing, but plot-wise, it fell flat. From the previews, it looked really good, but instead of fulfilling that potential, it started meh and got worse and worse.
So sort of the Yuni of movies, I guess.
by I Lick Squirrels on Jan 7, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
Bahaha, fuck you Texas.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 7, 2010 9:54 PM PST reply actions
Poor Royals
SIgning a speedy outfielder. Presumably Scott Podsednik. Can’t blame them, with Tugger and Olivo ditching them, their former Mariner count was perilously low.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
Holmgren already workin' his magic...
Cribbs: Future with Browns ‘unlikely’
I really don’t care cause I’m not a Hawks fan, but I thought y’all would get a kick out of this. There’s nothing like wildly pissing off your best and most popular player, to the point where he’s almost certain to leave, to kick of your rein.
As it turns out, John Olerud might not have sucked
This comment slayed me.
Rickey says:
January 8, 2010 at 10:53 am
Dude wore a helmet in the field, just like a guy I played with on the Mets. I say put him in the Hall for that.
I love that story and still tell it every chance I get.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 8, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
I went to re-read the story....
Wikipedia says it ain’t so Joe!
One widely reported story was a fabrication that began as a clubhouse joke made by a visiting player. While playing for Seattle in 2000, Henderson was said to have commented on first baseman John Olerud’s practice of wearing a batting helmet while playing defense, noting that a former teammate in Toronto did the same thing. Olerud was reported to have replied, “That was me.” The two men had been together the previous season with the 1999 Mets, as well as with the 1993 World Champion Blue Jays. Several news outlets originally reported the story as fact.
I feel like I just found out that Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny aren’t real.
I don’t want to live in a world where Rickey isn’t Rickey.
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 8, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
An update to the Conan thing: Leno gets 11:35-12:00, Conan gets 12:05-1:00
I’d guess Fallon then just starts at 1:05…That’s….really stupid.
if I were Conan I'd be lawyering up to get out of contract and shopping myself around
by pdb on Jan 8, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions
Not sure if anything has changed, but from the NYT last night:
But there are many possible complications, including the possibility that Mr. O’Brien could be offered an earlier slot at a different network, most likely the Fox network. Mr. O’Brien’s representatives reported that they continued to negotiate with NBC late Thursday evening.
Mr. O’Brien faces a more unpalatable choice: accept a demotion to 12 a.m. and stay on NBC, or leave for another network, thereby breaking his lucrative contract with NBC.
The exact terms of Mr. O’Brien’s contract are not known, but he is rumored to have built into the deal he made five years ago to stay at NBC a guarantee that he would host "The Tonight Show" or NBC would owe a penalty of as much as $45 million. If his show continues to be called "The Tonight Show," NBC may not be in breach of his contract, which could compel Mr. O’Brien to stay at NBC even if another network makes him an offer.
Run Conan Run!
I fucking hate you Mariners
The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon!
Followed by Late Night with Carson Daly!
by I Lick Squirrels on Jan 9, 2010 2:19 AM PST up reply actions
What a putrid lineup.
But who knows, Fallon may become the next Conan. It took Conan 3 years to be funny.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
Fallon has had a lot of time to try to be funny.
Fallon is a chucklehead. He seems like an honestly nice guy who really likes his guests and all that, but he’s just not funny.
Today I finally realized that the news just repeats the same damn thing over and over and over.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 8, 2010 9:02 AM PST reply actions
And yet this country somehow needs multiple 24-hour news channels and other outlets for the same stuff
Boggles the mind, don’t it?
by pdb on Jan 8, 2010 9:07 AM PST up reply actions
I care a lot when some cat in Montpelier runs away from home
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
My favorite one always has to be
whenever anyone of any note dies. About an hour later, there’s always a story that contains “THE LATEST NEWS ON DEAD PERSON X”. What, is he deader now than he was an hour ago?
by pdb on Jan 8, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions
For those of you that don't know, the African Cup of Nations starts in two days.
And Togo’s bus was just attacked by Angolan rebels
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 8, 2010 9:22 AM PST reply actions
The article I'm seeing says several.
And I’m worried
The Togolese team includes Manchester City striker Emmanuel Adebayor and Aston Villa’s Moustapha Saliphou.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 8, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
2 doctors, 4 players.
Adebayor is fine, no word on anyone else
by Graham MacAree on Jan 8, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions
Driver dead, at least three injuries, according to the Guardian
This is horrifying.
by pdb on Jan 8, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions
I would make generalizations about gun availability and testosterone
but that might fall under ‘political’.
I think so.
Was he a bad coach, or is he the cliche scapegoat for a team’s poor performance?
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
Depends on who replaces him.
I was so happy Hargrove was gone. And then I learned the horror that was McLaren. Mora wasn’t a great coach, but there are much worse out there.
I hear Jim Zorn is available and has some Seattle ties…
Is Pete Carroll that bad?
Not being facetious, a real question.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
His stint with the Patriots did not go well.
Carroll seems to be much better suited to being a college coach than a pro coach.
The experiment of taking the hot college coach and moving them up to the pros has had mixed results. I wouldn’t consider Carroll a step up from Mora. Maybe even a step down.
Aha. I don't know enough about football to gauge that sort of stuff.
I just figured it was a USC thing.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Caveat: I have no idea why Robert is freaking out.
It could involve his reproductive capacity and a killer whale for all I know.
I'm just wondering if he's learned something over the last period of time at USC
that would benefit him/the Seahawks.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 8, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
I'd guess no.
Coaching the pro game is very, very different from the college game. Carroll’s strength is his recruiting which won’t help him in the pros. I’d say it’s much more likely that the game has passed him by while he’s been at USC.
NEW UNIFORMS!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
SEAHAWKS INTERESTED IN CARROLL
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES ES YES YES YES YES
I can't believe you want Robert dead.
I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
by Robert on Jan 8, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Robert threatens to kill himself when a traffic light is slow in turning green
by seattlebruin on Jan 8, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions 11 recs
To be fair,
Only 11 of those were threats to kill himself, two of those were a repeat.
Out of the ten remaining, three were conditional – One for someone to buy him a Ljundberg Away kit (which could still happen), for the Sounders to get three points (which didn’t happen), and for him to “suck Felix hard before he retires” (which won’t happen but we won’t see the ROI for many years).
That leaves him 0/8.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
That should be phrased as "one of those was a repeat".
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Agreed! Get Carroll out of the pac-10 please. Watch the recruits scatter!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I'm not that good.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 8, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
But maybe I should get an agent.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 8, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not above wearing two shades of blue at the same time.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 8, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
I can't believe how awesome the google live search is.
I used it to look up the Seahawks stuff, and you get a constantly updating twitter feed of the search term, along with the news articles as they pop up. This might be my go-to when the draft comes around.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Ah
Short arms are a friend to no-one.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
HOLY SHIT!
That thing just sucked his own dick.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 8, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE GIVE THE KITTY SOME FOOD!!!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I recently discovered the MLB's best series on iTunes
and I have to say my favorite thing about the 2004 Cardinals is that Albert Pujols was the third best player on the team.
A man talks in his sleep; his wife shares it with the world.
My favorite lines:
“Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We’re done for…. done for.”
and
“I don’t want to die! I love sex. And furry animals.”
I love how the shit river keeps flowing from the Seahawks.
First, signing a motherfucking PUNTER to a 6 year, $9MM contract…and now mothergoddamnfucking Pete Carroll is our head coach.
Kill me now, please.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 8, 2010 3:30 PM PST reply actions
Okay - Best Firefox extensions that aren't too buggy and won't either crash Firefox or slow my computer even more.
Go.
...and now I'm here
Adblock plus, Web of Trust.
WOT has saved my ass so many times from opening a sketchy website.
Maybe worth mentioning, I run a G-5 Mac with OSX 10.6.? and had to strip down the add-ons.
Some have functions that run in the background and they were seriously bogging me down. Biggest culprits were a weather update for the tool bar, and an add on for google search. Can’t remember the name of either.
Adblock Plus
Flashblock
Download Statusbar
FoxyURL
FetchText URL
DownThemAll
BetterGmail2 (if you use Gmail)
by pdb on Jan 8, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions
Though most of the good ones have been mentioned,
I’m sad that nobody has brought up Tab Mix Plus. Gives you total control of your tabs, and is so awesome. Pretty much the only thing keeping me from going 100% Google Chrome at this point
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 8, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
I just assume everyone already runs TMP
it is indeed awesome.
by pdb on Jan 9, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
In addition to some of the ones already mentioned
CustomizeGoogle
DownloadHelper
Farkode and Farky(If you browse Fark.com)
FEBE
PDF Download
A Few Hail Zduriencik!
Morosi is saying LaHair to Cubs on MLC and ST invite
Last straw for Z? LaHair was the next poor man’s Dave Hansen.
Heck.
Now that the window to suggest questions to be posited to GMZ has been closed, my mind is being flooded with ideas I’d like to inquire about.
True story.
Earlier this week, my mom and dad were having a nice dinner with my dad’s old partner from work and his wife at some Italian restaurant. As my dad was retelling how he met my mom and how they moved out to the Northwest, my dad’s old partner interrupts him: “Hey, wait, isn’t it your anniversary TODAY?”
“Oh, Christ, I think it is!”
BOTH my parents forgot their anniversary this year!
how to make this some kind of meme...
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jan 9, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
JY drops acid tries to figure out how to make this a meme?
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 11, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
I think it would be quite costly for me dropping acid to become a meme.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jan 11, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
I've been waiting for hours for news.
I heard Jack was there. But figured we’d have to be patient until a thread tomorrow.
He's smart, he hires smart people, he and his smart people explore every angle possible to make a better team.
He’s a beautiful man and waxing ecstatic may not be the most attractive trait ever, but in a nutshell? I want to have 10,000 of his babies. There, I said it.
It was my first USS Mariner event
And I couldn’t have had a better time. I was giggling like a little school girl the entire time.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
Who has heard "Album" by Girls?
Because it’s killer.
The Hawks should be better.
by Woodinville_12thMan on Jan 10, 2010 12:10 AM PST reply actions
ESPN.com currently has the most ridiculous poll ever up on the front page...
How far will the Cowboys go after a convincing win over the Eagles in the NFC Wild Card game?
[ ]Reach NFC Championship Game
[ ]Reach Super Bowl
Those are the only two options.
Uhhh….apparently the Vikings have decided to forfeit or something.
Holy fuck Avatar sucks
Visuals were awesome, but I could not stand anything else in the move. Had no idea it was that god damn long either. I knew it was long, but what the fuck?
I thought it was very good.
Long movies don’t bother me (I think American movies are often too short) and while the story was predictable, all movies are predictable.
...and now I'm here
The reviews seemed to state otherwise
Maybe I just had my hopes set too high. Like I said, visuals were awesome, but everything else in the movie sucked. The story was predictable, cliched, and dumb and just kept dragging on with unnecessary scenes.
Not only that but I think there's something racist about the noble savages needed to be led by a dumb white guy
Yes. I completely agree.
God, I felt so alone in my dislike for Avatar (excruciating dialogue, comical absence of any moral complexity/dilemma for the protagonist) until BrianL wrote that.
It's racist in the same way The Last Samurai was racist.
“I do your culture SO much better than you do”
Well, Last Samurai was absolutely racist.
I wasn’t wild about that aspect of Avatar but
a) At least he was a trained soldier that was supposed to be one of the best.
b) He didn’t do it AS a white person.
c) It didn’t preach as much as most of those other movies do.
...and now I'm here
It was the preachiest movie ever.
It may not have felt as preachy solely because the writers didn’t think much of the audience.
“How are we going to demonstrate the connection the na’vi have to their environment? They could talk more about their philosophy, I guess.”
“Naaah, no one’s gonna get that. Why don’t we demonstrate their connection to nature by having them connect to nature with their connectors? Huh? It’s a hidden-in-plain-sight thing.”
“GENIUS!”
Again, I’ll say that I had a pretty good time and that it was gorgeous. But porn has better dialogue, and that was as shallow a portrait of a society as you’re liable to see.
by marc w on Jan 11, 2010 11:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
3D porn sounds amazing.
And I’m not even that big on porn.
Now Playing at IMAX – Debbie Does The Mars Rover in 3D
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
HD porn was bad enough, no need for 3D
Really. Stretch marks, razor burns, and all that showed up bright and clear in HD; the last thing porn needs is MORE video fidelity.
Or so I’m told.
Of course.
I had heard about all this from a friend as well.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
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I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 12, 2010 7:34 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Its easier to do with a group of people that crack jokes
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 12, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
I'm the greatest pirate hunter in the world.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 12, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
What we need in more 1st person porn.
And I’m not talking POV – I’m talking dick cam.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 12, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Rule 34!
It’s only a matter of time…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I meant preacy about the white dude helping out.
Last Samurai highlighted his race as though it was the reason he was so successful. Avatar was preachy but more about random environmental things than the fact that the dude was a white male.
...and now I'm here
So...anyone have any (kosher) thoughts and observations about the USSM/LL meetup?
I’m dying dying dying to hear something about it, and I suspect most who couldn’t make it are as well.
I would like to say one thing to everybody that was at the event.
TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONES OR PUT THEM ON MUTE!
There was at least 3 different instances where cell phones went off in the middle of the whole thing. Not to mention that there was somebody that was sitting near where I was and their cellphone kept vibrating very loudly for almost half of the event.
Very very annoying and very rude.
A Few Hail Zduriencik!
Are you sure that wasn't the sound from the ventilator on the wheelchair that was behind us?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 10, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, that was getting to me after a while.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 11, 2010 12:05 AM PST up reply actions
It was a little annoying
I liked when Kermit was making fun of the noise and then turned around and saw a quadraplegic with a breather tube. I flipped him all kinds of shit for that one, that insensitive prick
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 11, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
Dammit so much for not ever bringing that up.
That was really embarrassing, I should know better than to speak before looking. Guy was just there for the show.
What was he going to do about it anyways, right?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jan 11, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I had some observations and pictures posted
But no details, as per the usual agreement. :/
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I wanted to say hi but I chickened out!
I was standing next to you in the restroom line. Next time, I’ll grow some figurative balls and do so.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
No way.
I was on the other side. Short, asian girl with the old school M’s track jacket.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
HA!
Figures.
I gotta say, I’m kind of a social retard. I’m trying to get better at just talking to people, but I haven’t gotten over that just yet. Plus, I was feeling a little out of sorts due to a light hangover and what is now apparently a head cold.
I think a bunch of us are going to FanFest, though, to sit and listen to the Q&A parts of the day. And eat lots of hot dogs.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
We had nametags last year, didn't we?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jan 10, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
For some reason
I remember tags at the library…but now I can’t remember for sure.
The problem being of course, walking around with your username on a name tag seems kind of…weird.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
So you put your real name on there too?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jan 10, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
Yep
Me too. Without the usernames (or people putting their actual photos here for avatars), it did me no good. In fact, I think I walked out of there knowing FEWER people, if that’s possible.
All kidding aside, I suppose this would work, but it’s just a matter of whether or not people want to do it, really.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
But what if you tried handshaking someone who didn't know?
Or, what happened to us yesterday while looking for acblue: I saw a guy that I thought looked like him from a distance, and as the fellow and his friend passed us, Brandon jumped out at him and said “Are you the guy?!”
He was not. :/
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
There's a guy that looks like me?
Poor fellow.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 10, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
Kind of?
He was taller, and I only looked at your MySpace photos once – I kept telling Brandon to look for a tall guy with a guitar strapped to him. We walked past some dude with facial scruff, and I knew when we got closer that it wasn’t you, but it was too late to stop Brandon…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
People really aren't allowed to discuss it at all? I had no idea. :(
Next time I’ll bite the bullet and make the 600 mile trip.
I'm sure there will be a post up at some point with pictures and general stuff.
But you aren’t going to really get any details on what was said. It’s part of the reason why we’re allowed to do these things.
A Few Hail Zduriencik!
And, really?
With this front office, it is not as though they would spill the beans on anything truly earth-shattering :)
But until that post comes, here are my general observations:
1.I’m always amazed at how big something like this has gotten. I mean jesus, at the first LL meetup at Cheney about 5 years ago I think there was about 8 of us. Yesterday there was between 500-600.
2.The standing ovation for Z and company when they first walked out was almost two full minutes long. On that note, the once wrestling fan in me thinks they should of had entrance music when they first walked out. It would of been awesome.
3.I got the feeling that the new guy they brought with them wasn’t really comfortable speaking in front of such a large crowd.
4.It was cool to meet Kermit and tootthekazoo(and a few others I can’t remember).
5. As somebody who is not from the Seattle area and is not even remotely familiar with the layout of the area, I really like the Benaroya Hall. It was really easy to find right off the highway and it was really easy to get back on the highway.
6. You can tell who is comfortable speaking in front of large groups and who isn’t among the mod group. Derek and Matthew seemed very at ease with it. Dave did as well, but he still talks pretty fast(though he is getting better). Jeff mumbled alot and Graham barely spoke at all.
7.Jack Z seems like a guy who can tell great stories.
8. I suppose my only real “complaint” about the whole thing, besides the cell phone issue, was that it seemed kinda short. I was a little surprised when Dave started talking about wrapping it up.
9. The one detail I will give is that there was a dude there with a Zduriencik jersey in the first row. At the end of the whole thing, Z shook hands with pretty much everybody in the first row and he gave that guy a big hug. It was awesome.
All and all the whole thing was a blast as usual.
A Few Hail Zduriencik!
I remember that.
The early LL meetups at Cheney I mean. I made it to the second one and I think it was Jeff, Devin, you and a few other people.
There were also the USSM meet-ups that were in elementary school cafeterias and held about 50 people if that, so….
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jan 10, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
Oh I never expected details. I actually love our tight-lipped front office.
It’s like sweet agony how they don’t reveal many things. I just was looking for a general sense of it and it’s awesomeness. :)
Yeah
Fight Club rules.
I took a few photos, but there isn’t a whole lot of action to get. I wish I would have had the camera out while Jeff was stealth-chairing, but I did not.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
To disprove the racist accusations!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
NBC just confirmed that Jay Leno is moving back to 11:35
Conan to 12:05, Fallon to 1:05.
How long before Conan jumps to another network?
A lot will depend on how Conan's contract is interpreted
If moving him to 12:05 can be considered a breach, NBC is on the hook even if he walks.
I think that as long as they continue calling it "The Tonight Show" then Conan is boned
I’ve been hearing that the contract is all about being the Tonight Show host so that he’d be protected. Unfortunately, I have no clue if that also restricts the time slot being changed
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 10, 2010 11:30 PM PST up reply actions
I've heard conflicting things.
Conan’s lawyers will no doubt try and argue that The Tonight Show isn’t really The Tonight Show if it’s airing at 12:05.
Something else I’ve heard is that there’s a contract provision that allows Conan to walk and still make the same amount of money. For example, of Conan is owed $20 million per year by NBC and he leaves the network to sign a $15 million per year contract with FOX, NBC would be on the hook for the remaining $5 million.
That seems absurd, but if it were true and I were Conan, I’d sign a $1 per year contract with FOX and leave NBC to pay the remaining $19,999,999 to host a show on a different network.
The Arizona Star among other papers seem to suggest that shifting the show back to 12:05 kicks that provision in.
No idea if that’s true but that would be such a poetic outcome.
That last part would be so excellent to do
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 11, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
I like Poochie's idea of a total failure scenario for NBC.
Conan walks and Jay retires in a small handful of years, leaving them with Jimmy Fallon.
My favorite part of this:
The 10PM news did a bunch of ManOnTheStreet™ interviews about this, and after the first two douchey looking guys said they loved Leno and they were glad he’s back (one described him as ‘hilarious’), the other 4 people said they like Conan better.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Whoever put 764-HERO on the list of the decade, thank you. (I think it was marc w)
Are there any bands similar to them i should listen to?
Hello!
A good question; I don’t really know. I mean, the stock answer is 90s Modest Mouse, but that’s not quite similar. But get the joint single MM/764-HERO did together called “Whenever You See Fit.” Easily one of the best songs of the 90s. EASILY.
764-Hero barely made an album in this decade, however. If you really like John Atkins’ songwriting, he was in a few other projects. One that released some music was The Magic Magicians. Another project with Spencer Moody from the Murder City Devils was called the John and Spencer Booze Explosion. Last one (may still be going?) was The Can’t See, who were great the one time I saw them, though that was probably 3-4 years ago now.
royalcurve, what would your answer be?
Same as yours.
I agree on the MM/764 single, which is incredible. I’d also get the Hush Harbor 10" and anything by Lync.
I love that song so much, but it's so tinged with sadness
Because I once played it non-stop for a day after a beloved pet died. :(
:(
It got me through the day though. I’m going to listen to it tonight with a really nice glass of wine. God, I can hear the opening few bars in my head, and it’s going to bother me that I don’t have it at work.
Noooooo!
It’s so sad!
I miss that little fella.
:(
breakdown part is maybe not as sad? Tell the truth, whenever you go wrong. WAKE up early and you live to regret.
Nooooo the return! Gah, so sad, but I must pour some wine out for all the pets I’ve loved and lost.
I love that the last line is “everythings fine.”
by marc w on Jan 11, 2010 8:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Alright, thanks Marc.
It looks like I’m about 10-15 years behind on the Seattle indie scene.
by Mariner John on Jan 11, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
No, but Team Dresch is still.... awwww, man!
You could always go for Sleater-Kinney wha? No?
Now, that is a name I have not heard
In a long, long time…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I used to have a bit of the jeans he ripped up on stage
Hanging in my room. Yes, men’s jeans-shards meant something to me. And somehow I was surprised everyone thought I was gay.
by marc w on Jan 11, 2010 8:16 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Fred jeans!
A friend of mine thinks they should have Fred’s ladder on display at EMP. I can’t disagree.
Jodi was the happiest girl drummer
This side of anything.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
This is amazing and makes me like Rick Rizzs way more
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 10, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions
When a phony starts making fun of himself for being a phony he ceases to be a phony and becomes a farce.
In a good way.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 10, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions
Oh that's fantastic.
The goatee still makes me think he’s evil Mirror Universe Rizzs.
Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jan 11, 2010 5:17 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This is excellent
I lost my shit during the pasta one
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 10, 2010 11:32 PM PST up reply actions
I completely love this.
This is staying open all day, and I’m going to give people compliments with it here at work.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
EEEK!
WOW! There’s a fucking BUNNY ON IT!!!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
One less Damon suitor
I really hope the Yankees choose to move on to other options, so the market for Damon is hilariously limited and he gets something in the realm of 1 yr/$4-5 M.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
With getting Granderson and Posada having to DH more, I don't see the Yankees bringing Damon back anyways.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Anybody want two tickets for UA/OSU basketball in Corvallis this Thursday night?
We can’t use ours and will sell them for face value ($25 each). I don’t have them in front of me right now but I believe they’re in section B2, not sure which row – if you’re interested my email’s in my profile, I can get you detailed ticket information when I get home tonight.
Why would anyone possibly want to watch Pac-10 basketball this year?
It’s literally the worst major conference in the history of time.
DON'T DEPRESS MY RESALE VALUE WITH YOUR FACTS
(this is not why we’re selling the tickets! Pac-10 basketball is awesome! So is Corvallis! Really!)
I found that absolutely astonishing.
I assumed he’d spend at least 2 minutes of that song riding the bike on the sideline.
Baseball Question!
RE:Park Factors
When adjusting something like wRC, are park factors applied only to home games or to all games during the season. And, if only to home games, is it assumed that all away games are created equal once averaged?
...and now I'm here
Hey Graham, Matthew, or Jeff
Can we get a new rumor thread up. The last one’s kind of buried. a.k.a. Is it ok if I post one now, or should I wait for someone else more, shall we say, experienced to post it?
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
don't we normally need J/G/M permission though?
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 11, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions
Nope
Just add one whenever it disappears off the page or has too many comments.
by Graham MacAree on Jan 11, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
you blew it man
you could have profited very nicely off this by insisting on the $10 first-time FanPoster fee.
Spiderman 4 is officialy dead.
Raimi is out, Macguire is out, Dunst is out.
The weird part of this story is that Sony is now planning a reboot. This makes no sense to me. Why would you bother rebooting a franchise when it’s only about 8 years old? Nobody wants to sit through yet another “origin story”, so why bother?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Not just a reboot
It’s going to be teenage Spiderman…..
Grand idea.
Not.
Husky hoops is depressing.
by Woodinville_12thMan on Jan 11, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
Jesus.
There’s so many great stories about Adult Spiderman they can crib from; why bother with the teenage storylines?
It’s like the studios looked at the success of Batman Begins and said, “let’s just reboot our franchises just because it happened to work one time” while ignoring that Batman Begins worked because it was done by a creative storyteller who respected the source material and gave the fans what they wanted.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
It's already viral and it wouldn't surprise me at all if it does wonders for his career.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 11, 2010 11:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
NBC doesn't deserve him.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I'm ready to take the plunge and buy my first Mariners jersey.
Could I get some suggestions? White or dark alternate? Player?
Good suggestion.
I think I’m down to choosing between a dark alternate Guti or a dark alternate Ichiro.
Lee?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Okay I can't get a Guti
but I can get a dark alternate Ichiro.
Next question, Seahawks jersey?
I'm holding off on a Jones jersey for a little while.
I was debating whether or not to get a Carlson jersey, but I don’t want to encroach on Robert’s territory.
Now that I have mine others are free to get their own.
In the past I threw a intoxicated temper tantrum when a friend thought about jumping ahead of me to get one.
You'll be shocked to know there are really big discounts at the team store right now.
I went before xmas and was amazed at the prices. The disaffected guy at the counter told me to come back after New Years with a wheelbarrow.
I’d go with someone young that has a good shot at being with the team for a while. Mebane? Curry might be a good choice, but it would also make it so much worse if he never figures it out.
by waldo rojas on Jan 12, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
Right now I'm torn between a Curry and a Tatupu.
My coworker has a friend who works for a distributor of authentic jerseys, so I can get one for about $65 each. Catch is they’ve got to be big-name players, and I don’t think Mebane quite cuts it.
Josh Scobey would be a perfect specimen to test out your dick cam on.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 12, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
Another quick suggestion
do I need to be aware of anything regarding sizing?
Sol's back!
I don’t know if he’s any good any more, especially after his Notts County experiment, but at the moment Arsenal need all the help they can get so Sol Campbell playing a reserve game tonight with an eye towards making the senior squad is good news. I think.
I should explain that the reason why I flipped out the way that I did was because I thought that Carroll was going to be granted God powers over the franchise
I love Pete Carroll more than any other non-Seattle coach and it would hurt twice as much to see the team struggle and for me to start hating him. I’m glad that the Hawks are going all out with this but I really hope they aren’t being too bold.
I hear you.
I am definitely relieved that Carroll isn’t going to be the grand overlord of football operations. At this point I’m mildly excited to see what he’s going to do with the coaching staff, schemes etc.
Yo, pdb
You were asking a while back about woot.com’s blog feed. You wanted to have a feed of their products, but not all the bullshit that goes along with subscribing to their blog via RSS.
This Firefox add-on may be your solution. I haven’t tested it out yet, but it looks like it delivers their product information, and none of their blog posts.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 12, 2010 11:49 AM PST reply actions
Conan's mad.
People of Earth:
In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That said, I’ve been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.
Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.
But sadly, we were never given that chance. After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule.
Last Thursday, NBC executives told me they intended to move the Tonight Show to 12:05 to accommodate the Jay Leno Show at 11:35. For 60 years the Tonight Show has aired immediately following the late local news. I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.
So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. Some people will make the argument that with DVRs and the Internet a time slot doesn’t matter. But with the Tonight Show, I believe nothing could matter more.
There has been speculation about my going to another network but, to set the record straight, I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work.
Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it’s always been that way.
Yours,
Conan
Yes!
The two of those guys having a 15-minute conversation about how wonderful it is to work for NBC would be incredible.
by Teej on Jan 12, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I got that
it just wouldn’t surprise me if NBC pulled the plug on tonight’s episode. Though, hey, Conan might be able to beat Letterman in the ratings this week if they keep him on.
Perhaps NBC is doing this all for the ratings
I mean, I’m certainly watching Conan tonight and I haven’t watched in a long time.
Have the sidebars on the screen been a slightly darker color for long?
Not very important, just noticed it is all.

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