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Fridays With Eric Byrnes

Man: Hey Eric, I

Byrnes_medium LOOT ASHORE

Man: Pardon?

Byrnes_mediumSHAKING HANGER FLAP MAT

Man: 

Byrnes_mediumSTIPPLE CHAIR

Man: If I could-

Byrnes_mediumSHINY SHINY BAFFLE BUNCH

Man: ...p-

Byrnes_mediumREVEAL! FOUL SUDDEN BRIEFLY MAGIC

Man: er

Byrnes_mediumWRECKING BALL THE TINIEST FROLICKING

Man: You passed a physical?

Byrnes_mediumYARN

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Oh, boy.....

~I once gave Jose Canseco $15. ~

by section331 on Jan 29, 2010 5:42 PM PST reply actions  

Here we go!

Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle

by appleshampoo on Jan 29, 2010 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

Byrnes already has his ownsh

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Jan 29, 2010 5:55 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Stupid mobiLLe.

He already has his own show.

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Jan 29, 2010 5:56 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Damn, his wife is hot

YOUR WIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rooting for lovable losers since 1984.

by seattlecougar on Jan 29, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't get it.

What an incredibly uninteresting person and show.

by Teej on Jan 29, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The background music is too much.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Jan 29, 2010 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are my sentiments exactly

I don’t know enough about Byrnes to understand, but who needs understanding when you’ve got “Stipple Chair!”

by pygmalion on Jan 29, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jan 29, 2010 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

I'm so confused...

Yet so in love…

Karma police, arrest this man.

by wyte_lightning on Jan 29, 2010 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

I hope Eric byrnes has a breakout year

So we can resign him and get a whole new category of inside jokes.

~wu tang banger
36 styles of danger~

by cedarA on Jan 29, 2010 6:52 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

The more I read about this guy, the more I like him

I just hope he can bounce back and produce for us.

Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle

by appleshampoo on Jan 29, 2010 7:03 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

...

Rooting for lovable losers since 1984.

by seattlecougar on Jan 29, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That guy should have his own show.

In which his limbs are tied to horses and ripped in opposing directions.

by Teej on Jan 29, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Back... and to the left.

Back… and to the left.

Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on Jan 29, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

This is awful.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Jan 29, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The guy got fired from his job.

I’m not sure if it had anything to do with the above scene, but here’s a story on it.

by seattle_since_81 on Jan 29, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope he gets raped in prison.

And I would prefer to unsee this gif.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Jan 30, 2010 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Fucking class right there

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Jan 30, 2010 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

One of my favs for sure

Garak is my all-time favorite fictional character though.

Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle

by appleshampoo on Jan 29, 2010 9:03 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Yep, Garak was awesome.

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Jan 29, 2010 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No shit? I had no idea.

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Jan 30, 2010 3:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, gather closer, my children, as a tale I unfold. Sitting comfortably? Hands safely out of the way of the chair's rockers?

Many, many years ago, when I was but a slip of a girl, I took advantage of the wonderful discount theatre tickets to be had from the UW Drama Program [go! enjoy!] and wandered all innocent like into my first production there, a play by that reprobate Mr. Wilde— The Importance of Being Earnest— and what to my wondering eyes did appear to play Algernon Moncrieff but a gangly, pale redhead with the odd name of Groener who was so much better than anyone else that I thereupon vowed that I would see more of these cheap plays, and hang go my homework.

This was followed by that same ginger as the mercurial JP McMurphy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, and then as the confused young swain in She Stoops to Conquer, (which had a small part for one Jeffrey Alan Combs) and finally in Once In a Lifetime, where Mr Groener both played the fast-talking lead and was the choreographer, which meant he also made up a killer little speed tap for said Mr. Combs to perform.

I may have happened upon the program too late to see more than Mr G’s final year, but the following season there were many roles for young Mr Combs, and a few for that nice Rick Wilson who decided to use his mother’s maiden name for his SAG membership, and so was listed as Richard Karn, from thensforth.

Ah. memories.

by msb on Jan 30, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions   6 recs

Earnest!

That reminds me, I’ve been meaning to invent a permanent invalid called Bunbury so I can go to the country whenever I wish.

by royalcurve on Jan 30, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You can have my friend Jessica

Technically…

~I once gave Jose Canseco $15. ~

by section331 on Jan 30, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool!

Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle

by appleshampoo on Feb 1, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Garak is incredible.

DS9 is by far the best Trek series of them all.

I think Odo is my favorite though.

by bagsflyfree on Jan 29, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked DS9 more than almost everyone

But I don’t think that it compares that well to TNG.

by pygmalion on Jan 30, 2010 4:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct.

Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle

by appleshampoo on Feb 1, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not so sure I agree with this.

The first season of TNG was pretty bad. Season Two was okay. It really hit its stride Season Three through Season Six, but Season Seven was pretty terrible in places. DS9 follows a similar pattern (Season One = bad, Season Two = okay, Seasons Three-Six = peak, Season Seven = bad). While I feel that TNG had individual episodes that were better than DS9 episodes, the season arcs in DS9 were much much stronger than those in TNG. This is helped by DS9 being more serialized in nature.

DS9 is my favorite Trek show, and it had a long way to climb for me; I grew up with TNG and only watched DS9 occasionally, as it didn’t grab me as a kid. Seeing both shows in their entirety as an adult has allowed me to fully appreciate DS9. It’s a shame it isn’t as revered as TNG.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 2, 2010 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

How can a bunch of people on a baseball blog not like Sisko!

Not only was he fucking awesome, he was the most morally interesting and ambiguous of all the captains and he played baseball.

by Vatinius on Jan 31, 2010 1:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Sisko kicked ass. Him and Garak play a major part in my favorite Star Trek episode ever, In the Pale Moonlight.

Sisko and Garak hatch a plan to get the Romulans involved in the war. They create a fake holorecording that shows the Dominion discussing plans to attack Romulus. The Romulans send Senator Vreenak to DS9 to check it out. But after having his people examine the recording, Vreenak (with this look on his face), proclaims it a fake. So he heads back to Romulus to tell the Senate of Sisko’s treachery. But Garak, plants a bomb on his shuttle and it explodes on the way back, killing everyone. After Sisko flips out on Garak, Garak explains that during the investigation of the explosion, the Romulans will find the holorecording. They’ll view it for themselves, and they’ll see they same inperfections that Vreenak saw. But instead of coming to the conlcusion that it’s a fake, they’ll just assume it was damaged in the explosion.

And it works. The Romulans enter the war against the Dominion. A move that ultimately turns the tide for the Federation. And at the end of the episode, Sisko is making a log about the whole thing, and while drinking a glass of scotch, he explains despite the fact that what happened goes against every morale fiber of his being, that he can live it, that he has to live with it. And then he deletes the log.

Everything is about that episode is television perfection. The acting, the mood, the story, the flow, everything. I love it.

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Jan 31, 2010 3:50 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed.

That is my favorite Trek episode period, and one the best episodes of any show I have ever seen. And it was a bottle show to boot. I would put Far Beyond the Stars and Duet right up there with it too.

by Vatinius on Jan 31, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, you just listed both of my favorite DS9 episodes.

Far Beyond the Stars is some of the best TV writing I’ve ever seen.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 2, 2010 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Once again, correct!

Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle

by appleshampoo on Feb 1, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Just for fun

This is the first Google result for “stipple chair”.

This thread is second.

by Jeff Nye on Jan 30, 2010 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

Flip the mustard on the bingo tip

Broken glass shatters on the orange peel of society but only on the second thursday of the fourth month five days after the vanishing. I love byrnes. i really hope he leads the league in popped collars this year.

by cmccrack206 on Jan 30, 2010 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

He will.

It won’t even be close.

by Andrew E on Jan 30, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Double decker bus!

And in fancy pants I could and the bird says “tweet tweet tweet” and I’ve got a cable in my arm. Apple cart, in summary!

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Jan 30, 2010 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

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