Fridays With Eric Byrnes
Man: Hey Eric, I
Man: Pardon?
Man:
Man: If I could-
Man: ...p-
REVEAL! FOUL SUDDEN BRIEFLY MAGIC
Man: er
WRECKING BALL THE TINIEST FROLICKING
Man: You passed a physical?
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Byrnes already has his ownsh
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
by Goose on Jan 29, 2010 5:55 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Stupid mobiLLe.
He already has his own show.
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
by Goose on Jan 29, 2010 5:56 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Damn, his wife is hot
YOUR WIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rooting for lovable losers since 1984.
by seattlecougar on Jan 29, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions
The background music is too much.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
Those are my sentiments exactly
I don’t know enough about Byrnes to understand, but who needs understanding when you’ve got “Stipple Chair!”
The part of the intro to the show
Where he lowers his glasses and makes a kissy face at the camera is the gayest thing I have ever seen. At least Ichiro will have a fellow fashion designer in the clubhouse, maybe they can calabo on a new line?
LOUD NOISES
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I hope Eric byrnes has a breakout year
So we can resign him and get a whole new category of inside jokes.
~wu tang banger
36 styles of danger~
by cedarA on Jan 29, 2010 6:52 PM PST via mobile reply actions
The last time Eric Byrnes had a breakout year and somebody resigned him, it went very very badly.
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
Is this funny?
Note the capitalization of ‘Is.’
It's racial humour
You wouldn’t get it
by Graham on Jan 30, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
The more I read about this guy, the more I like him
I just hope he can bounce back and produce for us.
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
by appleshampoo on Jan 29, 2010 7:03 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Sounds like watching Eric Byrnes (if he makes the team) will bring me as much joy as watching Jersey Shore.
You have to watch to see what antics he will get in.
by seattle_since_81 on Jan 29, 2010 7:14 PM PST reply actions
If Eric Byrnes brings me as much joy as Jersey Shore he is my new favorite baseball player.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 29, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions
We may have a Situation on our hands.
In which case, I’ll be needing several showers.
~I once gave Jose Canseco $15. ~
Bench clearing brawls will be so great
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 29, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
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Rooting for lovable losers since 1984.
by seattlecougar on Jan 29, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions
That guy should have his own show.
In which his limbs are tied to horses and ripped in opposing directions.
Back... and to the left.
Back… and to the left.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
And is that a two for one, or do mine eyes deceive me?
It looks like he clocks the guy in the middle first.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
Yup, 2-fer!
Or as the man’s fist goes by he smells something horrible.
I fucking hate you Mariners
The guy got fired from his job.
I’m not sure if it had anything to do with the above scene, but here’s a story on it.
by seattle_since_81 on Jan 29, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions
I hope he gets raped in prison.
And I would prefer to unsee this gif.
...and now I'm here
Fucking class right there
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 30, 2010 12:11 AM PST up reply actions
Snickers was a nickname the guys gave her playing on her nickname of Snookie.
Nobody understood her nickname at first so they pretty much said anything close.
by seattle_since_81 on Jan 30, 2010 11:18 PM PST up reply actions
I guess they can't pronounce words in New Jersey. :(
~I once gave Jose Canseco $15. ~
by section331 on Jan 31, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
You're damn right they can't.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jan 31, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Chief O' Brien was always a horribly underrated character in the Star Trek universe.
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
One of my favs for sure
Garak is my all-time favorite fictional character though.
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
by appleshampoo on Jan 29, 2010 9:03 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I was always amazed at how many different roles Combs played in all of Star Trek and was still able to make each of them distinct and awesome.
What an actor.
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Ah, gather closer, my children, as a tale I unfold. Sitting comfortably? Hands safely out of the way of the chair's rockers?
Many, many years ago, when I was but a slip of a girl, I took advantage of the wonderful discount theatre tickets to be had from the UW Drama Program [go! enjoy!] and wandered all innocent like into my first production there, a play by that reprobate Mr. Wilde— The Importance of Being Earnest— and what to my wondering eyes did appear to play Algernon Moncrieff but a gangly, pale redhead with the odd name of Groener who was so much better than anyone else that I thereupon vowed that I would see more of these cheap plays, and hang go my homework.
This was followed by that same ginger as the mercurial JP McMurphy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, and then as the confused young swain in She Stoops to Conquer, (which had a small part for one Jeffrey Alan Combs) and finally in Once In a Lifetime, where Mr Groener both played the fast-talking lead and was the choreographer, which meant he also made up a killer little speed tap for said Mr. Combs to perform.
I may have happened upon the program too late to see more than Mr G’s final year, but the following season there were many roles for young Mr Combs, and a few for that nice Rick Wilson who decided to use his mother’s maiden name for his SAG membership, and so was listed as Richard Karn, from thensforth.
Ah. memories.
by msb on Jan 30, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions 6 recs
Earnest!
That reminds me, I’ve been meaning to invent a permanent invalid called Bunbury so I can go to the country whenever I wish.
♥
Garak is incredible.
DS9 is by far the best Trek series of them all.
I think Odo is my favorite though.
by bagsflyfree on Jan 29, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
I liked DS9 more than almost everyone
But I don’t think that it compares that well to TNG.
TNG as a whole was better. But DS9 after the Dominion War started is Trek at it's best.
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by Goose on Jan 30, 2010 7:37 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not so sure I agree with this.
The first season of TNG was pretty bad. Season Two was okay. It really hit its stride Season Three through Season Six, but Season Seven was pretty terrible in places. DS9 follows a similar pattern (Season One = bad, Season Two = okay, Seasons Three-Six = peak, Season Seven = bad). While I feel that TNG had individual episodes that were better than DS9 episodes, the season arcs in DS9 were much much stronger than those in TNG. This is helped by DS9 being more serialized in nature.
DS9 is my favorite Trek show, and it had a long way to climb for me; I grew up with TNG and only watched DS9 occasionally, as it didn’t grab me as a kid. Seeing both shows in their entirety as an adult has allowed me to fully appreciate DS9. It’s a shame it isn’t as revered as TNG.
How can a bunch of people on a baseball blog not like Sisko!
Not only was he fucking awesome, he was the most morally interesting and ambiguous of all the captains and he played baseball.
Sisko kicked ass. Him and Garak play a major part in my favorite Star Trek episode ever, In the Pale Moonlight.
Sisko and Garak hatch a plan to get the Romulans involved in the war. They create a fake holorecording that shows the Dominion discussing plans to attack Romulus. The Romulans send Senator Vreenak to DS9 to check it out. But after having his people examine the recording, Vreenak (with this look on his face), proclaims it a fake. So he heads back to Romulus to tell the Senate of Sisko’s treachery. But Garak, plants a bomb on his shuttle and it explodes on the way back, killing everyone. After Sisko flips out on Garak, Garak explains that during the investigation of the explosion, the Romulans will find the holorecording. They’ll view it for themselves, and they’ll see they same inperfections that Vreenak saw. But instead of coming to the conlcusion that it’s a fake, they’ll just assume it was damaged in the explosion.
And it works. The Romulans enter the war against the Dominion. A move that ultimately turns the tide for the Federation. And at the end of the episode, Sisko is making a log about the whole thing, and while drinking a glass of scotch, he explains despite the fact that what happened goes against every morale fiber of his being, that he can live it, that he has to live with it. And then he deletes the log.
Everything is about that episode is television perfection. The acting, the mood, the story, the flow, everything. I love it.
FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!
by Goose on Jan 31, 2010 3:50 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed.
That is my favorite Trek episode period, and one the best episodes of any show I have ever seen. And it was a bottle show to boot. I would put Far Beyond the Stars and Duet right up there with it too.
Man, you just listed both of my favorite DS9 episodes.
Far Beyond the Stars is some of the best TV writing I’ve ever seen.
I hope we trade him in a month and a half and everyone asks if this segment is still staying around.
by Mariner John on Jan 29, 2010 11:29 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
Just for fun
This is the first Google result for “stipple chair”.
This thread is second.
Flip the mustard on the bingo tip
Broken glass shatters on the orange peel of society but only on the second thursday of the fourth month five days after the vanishing. I love byrnes. i really hope he leads the league in popped collars this year.
Sounds like authentic frontier gibberish to me!
by Torrid on Jan 30, 2010 1:34 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
Double decker bus!
And in fancy pants I could and the bird says “tweet tweet tweet” and I’ve got a cable in my arm. Apple cart, in summary!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

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