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Eric Byrnes

1 year deal. Details to come. Yay actual news and things.

Short analysis: Byrnes can field and used to be able to hit and can still hit lefties. He cannot stay healthy.

Fuller analysis, Dave's post on Byrnes from two weeks ago is here.

I like the move since Arizona is likely picking up the full tab above the pro-rated minimum, but if I had my druthers, I would still be calling the Nats about Willingham.

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That's not how you spell "Josh Willingham"

Oh well. So is Z done or think he has one more trade up his sleeve?

by ManifestDestiny on Jan 29, 2010 3:46 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds like Z and Co. haven't fully penciled Byrnes in just yet.

I’m still looking forward to acquiring Willingham.

Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on Jan 29, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably not the bad everybody was looking for.

But I like the move… should be a relatively small contract.

by srm07 on Jan 29, 2010 3:46 PM PST reply actions  

Telling typo

No…it’s ok to hope! Z is here now!

by short on Jan 29, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't even imagine your pain.

It would be like having Carlos Silva traded back to the Mariners.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jan 29, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Look on the bright side,

One of your favorite two teams is not paying a bunch of money to Eric Byrnes.
And the other one doesnt have him on the roster.

by ARock on Jan 29, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Or you can look at it this way.

One of your two favorite teams has Byrnes on their roster.
And the other one is footing the bill.

Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on Jan 29, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The contract will be for the minimum

Arizona has to pick up the remaining portion of Byrnes’ deal, and Byrnes can’t make any more money on top of his original deal this year, too.

by Bodhizefa on Jan 29, 2010 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

Arizona is already paying him.

Unless the Mariners wanted to sign him for more money than his original contract, there’s no point.

by Matthew on Jan 29, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

From Dave's article:
Players released under contract are paid their full salary by their old team, minus whatever salary the new team is paying if they get employed elsewhere. So, the Mariners could offer Byrnes $9 million a year, but it wouldn’t matter, because he’d still get $11 million – he’d just get most of it from Seattle instead of Arizona, but his overall paycheck wouldn’t change. That’s why these guys always sign for the league minimum – there is no financial incentive for the player to receive any more than that from their new employer.

by Janic on Jan 29, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Source?

Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on Jan 29, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I should've read the Dave's article.

Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on Jan 29, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Jack

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Jan 29, 2010 3:55 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

He looks like that dick head friend everybody has had at one point.

The one that wakes you up at 8 am on a Saturday, already (still?) drunk and guilt trips you into going golfing, even though you hate golf. He is dressed exactly like this, and drinking vodka on the rocks. He wants you to drink vodka with him. By noon he is a complete train wreck, yet still full of energy and wanting to keep the party going.

by Kermit. on Jan 29, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe the budget is more strapped than we thought?

At this point he seems like an unhealthy RH Langerhans… not bad if there’s not a lot on the line financially.

by universalguru on Jan 29, 2010 3:56 PM PST reply actions  

I remember that game.

That was awesome. Byrnesie was entertaining, I’ll give him that.

He’s a shoo-in for a broadcasting job after his playing career is over. He has exactly the right personality and intellect for the kind of analysis you see on TV.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jan 29, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I didn't *say* that....

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jan 30, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Like this?

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Jan 29, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want to really annoy us A's fans,

you could make one out of the time where he plows into Jason Varitek in a collision at home, and then does a little victory dance while forgetting to touch home plate.

I think we lost an ALDS on that one.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jan 29, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried to find that on YouTube.

Painful as it was, I wish I had found it instead of this, which is just all other kinds of wrong.

Prithee, be not perturbed by yon third bagger.

by Poppy on Jan 30, 2010 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Byrnes is married???

That’s already wrong.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jan 30, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

This really makes me think that we dont have much money left.

They mustve reduced payroll again? So they now only have money left for one starter. And it wasnt enough to get Sheets.

This basically rules out Willingham and Damon. So much for improving at LF.
Everything we heard at the meeting yesterday was true. Griffey will get plenty of time as DH, and Saunders will have a chance to make the team in spring training.

by ARock on Jan 29, 2010 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

Don't try to trade him Jack

If you try to trade me, I have my middle finger up in the air so don’t even worry about it. Save the phone call.

MP3

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Jan 29, 2010 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

I think this move proves the M's are really high on Saunders

They’ve protected themselves in left field by putting together a platoon that should be worth something around league average, but they’re giving themselves the space to take advantage if Saunders blossoms next year.

by mebpenguin on Jan 29, 2010 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

POTD

New drama in NBCs 10 spot?

by blueside714 on Jan 29, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

They could do an update of CHIPs

Except call it WASPs (Washington State Patrol). You would get to watch them catch all the speeders coming into Ellensburg heading east, busting some meth labs, etc. It would be great.

by seattle_since_81 on Jan 29, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't care what people say about Byrnes

Ever since the Lee deal I’ve become a crack whore for Mariners transaction news. I’m just now getting over the rush.

by short on Jan 29, 2010 4:14 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

As a result of picking up Flipper:
Mariners designated 1B Tommy Everidge for assignment.
Everidge was cleared in order to make room for Eric Byrnes on the 40-man roster. He was just picked up off waivers from the Athletics two weeks ago. The 26-year-old batted .224 in 97 plate appearances with Oakland last season, but batted .335/.402/.556 in 430 at-bats between Double-A Midland and Triple-A Sacramento.

FUCK ERIC BYRNES FUCK ERIC BYRNES!

by Goose on Jan 29, 2010 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

Oh no!

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Jan 29, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually we still have him.

Unless/until someone claims him off waivers or if he elects to become a FA.

by Terminator X on Jan 31, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He seems at first glance like the kind of guy that could be great trade bait even on a contending team.

Depending on how Saunder does in AAA, we won’t really need Byrnes even if both he and we are doing well. Or am I incorrect with that assumption?

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Jan 29, 2010 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

Definitely expendable

Won’t bring us much back, but maybe a decent reliever if our pen is getting tired.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jan 29, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, but if he's good, he's still tradeable.

And yet bringing up Saunders would still make sense. So that’s pretty cool. Having a great replacement to a guy that could play well is probably great from a GM standpoint.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Jan 29, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never liked the argument of picking up guys so that you can trade them at the deadline

If they were valuable somebody else would pick these guys up and keep them. It works out in some cases but most the time I’m guessing its a waste. They might not cost much but they also take up a roster spot we could use to pick up a AAA DFA’d player. If you trade them for a prospect that is much worse than a minor leaguer who is released then it makes sense but there is a cost associated to giving a roster spot to players that you plan on trading.

by Edgar for Pres on Jan 30, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like this move.

Yes, he can be frustrating and annoying at times, but as Dave pointed out he was a +3 player or better from 2004-07. Sure, there are big injury concerns, but I trust Z to be creative enough to deal with that issue if it arises (we still do have Saunder and Langerhans).

This is a perfect low-risk high upside move that could bring a guy who might have close to the same impact as Willigham for virtually nothing.

by SethGrandpa on Jan 29, 2010 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

Funny story about Byrnes that I hope isn't off topic:

My grandparents live in the Bay Area in the same golf-community that Byrnes does during his offseasons and my grandfather works as a marshall for the course. Apparently Byrnes was using his own private cart (which is against the rules) and when told he could not do that he blew up and started freaking out. He had a major tantrum and sited complaints later. Typical star-syndrome, but still amusing.

Husky hoops is depressing.

by Woodinville_12thMan on Jan 29, 2010 5:11 PM PST reply actions  

So can we sign Bedard and trade for Liriano now?

So Byrnes is the righty bat……..underwhelming, but since hes basically free we should really SIGN A STARTER! I will be sorely disapointed if Vargas, Olson or Fister makes the rotation, we need more upside than 4.50 – 5.00 ERA guys in the 5th spot to take the division

by E2ESQUARE on Jan 29, 2010 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

I doubt Liriano will come cheap enough to be worth it.

And I doubt Bedard will sign until he’s a little healthier.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jan 29, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to two diamondbacks games last year

as they weren’t doing so well, it seemed like there were only diehard fans around. And they fucking hated him. It was actually pretty damn funny to hear so many people absolutely trashing someone on their own team. Especially since it was quiet enough in there that you know he could hear every word. He seemed to be sort of a headcase.

I remember lots of hassling about his clothing line. Time to stock up.

by Astrobiology on Jan 29, 2010 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

I'm so sorry for you

Hopefully, should Byrnes ever attempt to score a run, he’ll remember to TOUCH THE FARKING PLATE.

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Jan 29, 2010 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

You can say fuck here

In fact, as one of the leaders of the SBN we take pride in our appropriate usage of the word fuck. I don’t have the stats in front of my, but I believe we put up a fuck+ of 180 which was good for the league lead.

by edddgar on Jan 29, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Profanimetrics.

Love it.

Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on Jan 29, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Byrnes
Right now, Byrnes said, “My legs are as healthy as they’ve ever been. I’m excited to put together a full season and help the Mariners win a lot of games.”

Oh goodie, another person who says they’re in the best shape they’ve been in a long time.

by ThundaPC on Jan 29, 2010 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

Jack Z values previous AL West experience.

With Figigns, Kotchman, Bradley,and Byrnes familiarity within the division, this is a huge advantage than just bringing in random players. Obviously, the biggest influence will be the production of Lopez, Bradley, Griffey/Byrnes, Gutierrez, and Kotchman in the 3-7 spots. Whichcandrive in a ton ofruns with Ichiro and Figgins on base. Anything that WIlson and Moore provide offensively will be a bonus.

by MagicMike23 on Jan 29, 2010 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

Jack Z values good and cheap players.

It just happens that the ones who were available this off season had previous tenure in the AL West.

by BrianL on Jan 29, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I highly doubt this

Besides Figgins and maybe Kotchman, the AL West looks way different than when Bradley or Byrnes (!) played in it

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jan 29, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the Byrnsian route

To every routine fly ball.

Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin

by Hit4TheCycle on Jan 30, 2010 11:21 AM PST reply actions  

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