Uh oh

by tkballer22 on Jan 23, 2010 10:43 AM PST

When he turns into the next coming of Mariano Rivera...there's a certain someone in the LL nation that will make Jack Z eat crow for not signing him.

Seriously though people, if he turns into Mariano and the Mariners sign Orlando Hudson to bat him third...I dont know what i will think.

By the way for anyone that knows what I am talking about, I am seriously disappointed that the thread was taken down. I have never laughed so hard in my life!

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wut

by Robert on Jan 23, 2010 11:18 AM PST reply actions

I second this, I am completely confused here.

by EnglishMariner on Jan 23, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs

We're a nation, guys! ...Guys?

~I once gave Jose Canseco $15. ~

by section331 on Jan 23, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions

Could you please use the title to describe your post?

At least for next time

by Scrupio on Jan 23, 2010 11:39 AM PST reply actions

Uhh...

2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4

by Fin on Jan 23, 2010 12:05 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

I think there are some details missing here

by OlSalty on Jan 23, 2010 12:06 PM PST reply actions

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by Fett42 on Jan 23, 2010 12:17 PM PST reply actions

Wait is this a drunk post?

by Fett42 on Jan 23, 2010 12:32 PM PST reply actions

A drunk post at 10:43 AM!

by .Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions

X

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jan 23, 2010 12:49 PM PST reply actions 22 recs

I don't know what this is from, but I like it.

A Few Hail Zduriencik!

by Goose on Jan 23, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions

Shoot to Kill!

Great movie with Sidney and Tom Berenger set in the NW.

by wazzu93 on Jan 23, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions

With Sidney obviously still doing a lot of his own stunt work

by msb on Jan 23, 2010 11:19 PM PST up reply actions

if the shots line up well enough (and you're the one who made this)

you should make it a continuous loop where when he opens the door the second time it starts over and the moose is still there, so it’s just a seamless loop of him opening the door, staring at the moose, closing the door, opening the door, staring at the moose, closing the door, opening the door…

by Terminator X on Jan 24, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions

obviously a trained moose. moose in alsaka would ram the door down.

i'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. i was building a house, i don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. bang. "unforgiven"

by wolfmanshowlforever on Jan 31, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah I know that's what I was trying to tell everyone

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by Griffin Cooper on Jan 23, 2010 3:35 PM PST reply actions

Yeah man I'm totally rolling right now.

by Jackle Mackle on Jan 23, 2010 3:50 PM PST reply actions

I understand completely and concur with your position, I think

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by Corco on Jan 23, 2010 7:03 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

I'm sorry guys

I thought everyone would have remembered that a month or two ago, some dumb ass infiltrated Lookout Landing, MLBTR and the Seattle Times Mariner blog saying that the Mariners needed to sign Jose Arredondo because he watched him throw in the AZ fall league. In doing so, this guy proclaimed that Arredondo was the second coming of Mariano Rivera.

Then he went into this rant about signing Orlando Hudson and that we should bat him third.

He was so obnoxious that he was the star of a huge post that was eventually deleted by the moderators. He was banned from LL, MLBTR and the Seattle Times Blog. I had not laughed so hard in my life at comments he was making. (basically saying that the mods here were like Nazis)

When I saw the Arredondo post I immediately thought of this idiot.

Blow it up! BLOW IT SKY HIGH!

by tkballer22 on Jan 23, 2010 10:17 PM PST reply actions

I knew what you were talking about.

Dave and/or DMZ made one of their “Gems from the Mod Queue” posts highlighting his particularly obnoxious brand of posts letting “GM Zach” know what he needed to do next (Arrendondo, Hudson, with some profoundly insane reasoning behind them) which provoked a big scuffle across USSM and the other cites listed (the usual three-way “you can’t censor me on the internet, you nazis” “it’s a private site they can do what they want, moron” “you’re all mean, cyber-bullying is very traumatizing be nice to him” “I’m calling my lawyer and suing this cite for inhibiting my freedom of speech” “you don’t have a case shut up and go away” “actually, I’m a lawyer and he has a case for cyber-bullying, it’s very traumatizing you know”, etc ad nauseum)

The thread was deleted within a matter of hours and the dude retreated to mlbtraderumors to continue imparting his enlightening wisdom on the crowds. Whole thing ran it’s course in a pretty short time but the dude was nuts.

by Terminator X on Jan 24, 2010 3:24 AM PST up reply actions