Felix, Mariners Agree On Extension?
ESPN:
The Seattle Mariners have been shuffling the deck, but it looks like they'll keep their ace.
On the eve of exchanging salary figures for arbitration, right-hander Felix Hernandez has agreed to a multiyear contract with the team, pending a physical, a source with direct knowledge of the talks told ESPN.com's Keith Law on Monday.
The amount or length of the deal were not immediately available.
Can't think. Too busy smiling. Can't think...
Note: Absolutely imperative to remember that a "multiyear contract" may be as short as two seasons. This is absolutely good news, but we won't know if it's super awesome Pants-Off-Dance-Off news until we hear about the length.
Additional note: Of course a two-year deal wouldn't really make much sense. Sooooo...
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oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Jan 18, 2010 9:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Z has stolen my heart
The day he leaves me life will be the end of it.
Carlos Silvelite
by OceanBird on Jan 18, 2010 9:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 9:20 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
QGTGVFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF;/.'L/';.'/:>GTFGVTRY
by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 9:20 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
And now you're all wet?
(Because you jumped in your pool)
by RunningFool on Jan 18, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Huge News
404. The page you’re looking for doesn’t exist.
by zeeehjee on Jan 18, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
EVEN BETTER
WE HAVE HIM FOR LIFE!
by Marinerfanjake on Jan 18, 2010 9:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That would be intriguing.
6 million per year until you retire. Average-ish of prime years and old years.
WOOOOOOOOOO FELIX
by srm07 on Jan 18, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Like the Magic Johnson contract.
25 million for 25 years, expect for in today’s money!
by seattle_since_81 on Jan 18, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And a couple of rings
Would be fantastic!
Carlos Silvelite
by OceanBird on Jan 18, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Add this to the main post now mods!
I want some happy time.
by SethGrandpa on Jan 18, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IT'S 12 YEARS RIGHT?
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 9:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOD GRAHAM IS GOOD LUCK!
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Jan 18, 2010 9:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
24 AND FELIX EXTENSION!
COCK HARD!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS A 24 THREAD!!! WOOO
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 9:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
JACK BAUER COULD DIE AND I'D BE OKAY!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 9:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE GOT OUR ACE LOCKED UP!!!!!
by russak on Jan 18, 2010 9:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I was just going to get some sleep!
Any idea of whether these numbers will be made public (leak) tonight? I’m on the East Coast and it will be so much harder to sleep now.
by Snuffleupagus on Jan 18, 2010 9:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
There is probably no one happier than you...
except me of course. This is the best news in the world!
by TrustBaseball on Jan 18, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWW
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 9:25 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
IS THIS THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF THE "FELIX IS OURS AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM' TAGLINE!?
by BrianL on Jan 18, 2010 9:25 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
YOU’RE AWESOME! YOU’RE AWESOME! YOU’RE AWESOME! YOU’RE AWESOME! YOU’RE AWESOME! YOU’RE AWESOME! YOU’RE AWESOME! YOU’RE AWESOME!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:25 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Buying out his final two arbitration years could also be considered a "multi year deal"
by Janic on Jan 18, 2010 9:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Gotta remember this
Don’t get TOO excited. Not yet. Gotta know more!
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 18, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LIFETIME CONTRACT FOR EVERY SHARE OF BOEING STOCK
by abender20 on Jan 18, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh come on it's no like he's Brett Favre
by Poochie on Jan 18, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So he won't retire every 3 minutes! Win!
50!
by joof on Jan 18, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My first thought once I saw no details reported yet.
I’m in a dark mood.
by Matthew on Jan 18, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That doesn't jive with ANYTHING that's been reported so far.
Also makes NO sense for GMZ.
Hey everyone, Follow me on Twitter!, check out My Baseball Blog, and Last.fm me!
by lailaihei on Jan 18, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YOU MAKE NO SENSE FOR GMZ.
BOOM. YOUR FACE.
by abender20 on Jan 18, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
FACE FACE FACE!!
FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH!!!!!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
headshot
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
INDEED
HOWEVER I THINK THAT WOULD BE SILLY FROM THE CLUB’S PERSPECTIVE AS ARBITRATION + TRADE POSSIBILITY WOULD PROBABLY MAKE MORE SENSE AT THAT POINT
by Fett42 on Jan 18, 2010 9:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Unless it's really cheap a 2 year deal makes no sense for the M's
by Graham on Jan 18, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
AND WHY WOULD FELIX DO THIS
SO I ASK MYSELF
by Fett42 on Jan 18, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
but would they do a physical for an arb buyout?
Honest question, I just don’t know if it’s SOP to do that.
by moyerLIVES on Jan 18, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
USSMARINER IS UP...ATTACK! (I KID)
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 9:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
YES NYES YSEY EAKOE;FLAE;R YES!!!!!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 9:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I am out of GTE practice.
I will just second everything Scruffy and Aron say from here on out
by royalcurve on Jan 18, 2010 9:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YA BITCHES!!!!
WE BE GETTING CRUNK FUCK UP IN THIS HIZZY WITH OUR GOLD IN OUR MOUTH AND PANTS ON THE GROUND – HAT TURNED SIDEWAYS.!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IT'S LIKE EVERY COMMERCIAL BREAK WE COME BACK HERE
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
AGENT GINGER CUTS HER SELF!
FELIX WILL SACRIFICE TO THE JACK Z OF AWEOMSO1
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT YES
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 9:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
OH JOYOUS OCCAISION
FOR THE HEAVENS HAVE OPENED UP AND DROPPED THE BOUNTY OF GOLD UPON THE KING SO THAT HE MIGHT CONTINUE TO STRIKE LESSER BITCHES OUT IN THE COURT OF THE SAFE-CO FOR YEARS TO COME
by bagsflyfree on Jan 18, 2010 9:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
It's actually "I WANT TO FUCK THIS GUY"
commonly misheard lyric.
by RunningFool on Jan 18, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions 9 recs
SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS, AND MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOWS
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 9:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
FUCKITY YES!!!!!
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jan 18, 2010 9:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Felix days are here again!
The skies above are clear again…
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
IT’S 11:30 AND I DON’T CARE
by craig3410 on Jan 18, 2010 9:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
only 9:30 here
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESIUETAUKFGKJSAEGHFKAWF
made my day. Made my year so far, in conjuction with the Guti singing. FELIX, YOUR DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
My Mariner insider said based on the way they evaluate players Felix Hernandez is the best player on the team
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 9:29 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
What about Franklin Gutierrez
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When he pitches, the team tends to win ballgames, so it must be quite good
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Felix extension emotion only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by coreyjro on Jan 18, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I JUST ORGASMED AT WORK!
THIS IS AWKARD!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Jan 18, 2010 9:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
what if he's not male?
that’s a really wierd subject line
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The only thing I might like more than this news
Is watching everyone react to it…this post had NO responses less than 5 minutes ago…
~I once gave Jose Canseco $15. ~
by section331 on Jan 18, 2010 9:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Fan-f'n-tastic!
More Felix, please.
"A bad day at the race track is better than a good day at the office."
by MattGSeattle on Jan 18, 2010 9:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
IT IS MARINERS DAY
EVERYONE GO TO FANFEST AND SING PRAISES OF OUR GM
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
by GoodKeith on Jan 18, 2010 9:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
GODDAMNIT I WAS HOPING TO SLEEP TONIGHT
YES YES YES
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 9:32 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
RUN FULL SPEED INTO A WALL, BUT HEAD FIRST.
by abender20 on Jan 18, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I WANT TO BE ALIVE MORE THAN EVER RIGHT NOW
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HOW CONVENIENT
FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES YOU ARE
by CKel on Jan 18, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THE MARINERS ARE SHOWERING US IN THEIR GLORY
AND WE DON’T MIND THAT IT’S STICKY
by Fogel on Jan 18, 2010 9:34 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
MIND? MIND? I WANT IT TO BE STICKY
by royalcurve on Jan 18, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
AWESOME!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
its the stickiness that
gives us our ecstacy
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's the ecstasy that gives us our stickiness*
by CKel on Jan 18, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
its a neverending cycle of ecstasy and stickiness!
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda kinky
but appropriate if the rumor is true. May it be so!!!
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's like trickel down economics.
But with joy.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Jan 18, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is the one on the left, Asian Snoopy?
by Matthew on Jan 18, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
That is racial humor, not racist humor.
by abender20 on Jan 18, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Is this going to be our disclaimer from now on?
by Matthew on Jan 18, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
After a week, it will just be: It's funny and go fuck yourself.
by abender20 on Jan 18, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
EVERYONE'S FUCKING THEMSAELFVES RIGHT NOW~!
by Kirkharbaugh on Jan 18, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm already done
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Affirmative.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jan 18, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM !
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:36 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Now I know what a Scruffy Lefty orgasm sounds like
by Graham on Jan 18, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think you need to post images to celebrate.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING EVERYTHING RIGHT!
EEEVVVVEERRYTHING! FFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXX!
by Kirkharbaugh on Jan 18, 2010 9:36 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
And the BoSox fans are rioting in Havard square.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jan 18, 2010 9:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, they could just be extending him and then trading him to Boston.
I hear they’ve got a boatload of prospects.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YOU'RE WRONG AND YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
by Kirkharbaugh on Jan 18, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Correct on both counts.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, yes. I didn't even have to respond.
Thanks everyone!
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jan 18, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's what I do.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Every comment thread needs a foil.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
CHOOO CHOOO
ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN TO FELIX SEXLAND!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bitch, please.
There’s a difference.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
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by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 9:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
HIGH FIVES FOR EXTENSIONS

"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
by GoodKeith on Jan 18, 2010 9:38 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
CHOOOOO CHOOOOO
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You're extra-cute when you're sassy.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have entered a calm state of quiet joy
In order to maintain it however, I require Scruffy, Robert, Abender and Fogel to continue freaking out
by royalcurve on Jan 18, 2010 9:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
FELIX PARTY TIME!!!!















angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:40 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
GO GO GO GOG OGO@!!!
A Few Hail Zduriencik!
by Goose on Jan 18, 2010 9:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH! LETS GET THE DETAILS BITCHES!
50!
by joof on Jan 18, 2010 9:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
FEEEEEEELLLLLLLLIIIIIIXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Few Hail Zduriencik!
by Goose on Jan 18, 2010 9:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to rec the shit out of this!
just like Felix is going to wreck the shit out of the Angels!
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
we know
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This made me smile.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jan 18, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SCREW BEING HUNGOVER FOR 8 AM CLASS TOMORROW THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATORY PYRAMID HEFEWEIZEN
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 9:42 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
or seven
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SCREW CLASS TOMORROW THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATORY PYRAMID HEFEWEIZEN
Fixed that for you.
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THAT.
ONE FOR EVERY DOLLAR WE’RE PAYING FELIX~!
by Kirkharbaugh on Jan 18, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Totally! Wait... what?
That sentence did not end how I expected it to.
by Matthew on Jan 18, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
it was either that or
SCREW BEING HUNGOVER FOR 8 AM CLASS TOMORROW THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATORY SHINERS BOCK
or
SCREW BEING HUNGOVER FOR 8 AM CLASS TOMORROW THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATORY BOULEVARD BULLY!
or
SCREW BEING HUNGOVER FOR 8 AM CLASS TOMORROW THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATORY BUDWEISER
I figured I’d drink local
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And the Budweiser is only used for cooking beer can chicken!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I meant more the implication that you'd get a hangover from one beer.
by Matthew on Jan 18, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US.
WHERE ARE YOUR CAPS AT CARRUFFIES?
by Kirkharbaugh on Jan 18, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If I were Felix, I'd be insulted. Shots, anyone?
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jan 18, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I am happy for the posters who de-lurked recently.
I hope you kids enjoy yourselves!
by royalcurve on Jan 18, 2010 9:43 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
YOUR SIG SEEMS SO APPROPRIATE NOW
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Someone should post the gif of Felix popping out from under the towel after the Gutz HR.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Unlike you guys, I'm not a minute man
It’s going to take me another couple minutes to…oh dear, I think its happened. I blue myself.
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
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by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 9:44 PM PST reply actions 13 recs
a bit extensive
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THATS JUST THE WAY I ARE HOMEIZ
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
JUST LOOK A LITTLE UP THE THREAD AND WATCH JEFF DANCE TO THIS SONG..AWESOME
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING

by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 18, 2010 9:47 PM PST reply actions 31 recs
He is pointing because he is happy
and so am I!
by katal on Jan 18, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YES
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I WAS AT THAT GAME!!!!
Felix is OURS and no one else can have him!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!
by Davey86 on Jan 18, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HAPPY!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I guess it makes sense, since it is King day after all.
by I Lick Squirrels on Jan 18, 2010 9:47 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Love it
and I’m sure that MLK would too!!!
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
this was MLK's dream
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THIS THREAD IS FUCKING EPIC
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 9:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
HIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVECOCK SLAPHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVE
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
YES
EVERYDAY I SEE MY DREAM EVERY DAY I SEE MY DREAM
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, MLK. Looks like Felix just stole your thunder.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jan 18, 2010 9:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Nah
I think he is ok with sharing!
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The extension we wanted and the extension we needed!

A Few Hail Zduriencik!
by Goose on Jan 18, 2010 9:49 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I'm getting an extension
just thinking about it!!!
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
WE ARE UNBEATABLE EVERY FIVE DAYS FROM THIS DAY FORTH
by Fogel on Jan 18, 2010 9:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Ahem.
It’s Cliff fuckin Lee.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jan 18, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Correct.
(Good to know someone is paying attention.)
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
AND THEY JUST SHOWED THE 09 SEASON FINALE ON FSN
SOMEHOW THIS FEELS FITTING NOW
by stupidquestions on Jan 18, 2010 9:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
And the hug fest is happening now
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IF THIS IS 6YEARS THAN THIS IS NFC CHAMPIONSHIP DAY
by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 9:50 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
IT'S BETTER ANYWAY ASSHAT.
FELIX FUCKING HERNANDEZ.
by Kirkharbaugh on Jan 18, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THE BACKUP DH!
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Backup?
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Jan 18, 2010 11:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FELIX HERNANDEZ HIT A GRAND SLAM OFF JOHAN FUCKING SANTANA!!!
A Few Hail Zduriencik!
by Goose on Jan 18, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone who was on base is now gone
Except for Felix.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if his contract extension will factor in his hitting ability
Did anyone consider that in his projections?
by mwalter on Jan 18, 2010 11:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I WOULD RIDE HIS COCK BUT IT WOULD HURT AND BE AKWARD FOR HIM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
By far the 2 best Venezuelans to ever live
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
FELIX IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!
by Marinerfanjake on Jan 18, 2010 9:52 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
IT JUST CONTINUES!
by bradjhill on Jan 18, 2010 9:52 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
DON'T STOP BELIEVIN. CLIFF LEE HERE WE COME
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
TO THE FUCKING MOON!
THE MOTHER FUCKING MOON! ALL THE WAY TO THE FUCKING MOON BITCHES!!!! ME FELIX THE LLAMAPILLAR GOING TO THE MOON!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:53 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
FELIX IS OURS AND YOU CAN HAVE BUCHHOLZ
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 18, 2010 9:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
MORE LIKE BUTTHOLZ AMIRITE?
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THOUGH WE'LL GLADLY TAKE HIM TOO JUST FOR FUNSIES.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jan 18, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Boo. Bedtime.
I expect 1000 comments by tomorrow morning, don’t let me down.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jan 18, 2010 9:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
we're never gonna give you up
so we won’t let you down
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'M NEVER GOING TO RUN AROUND AND HURT YOU?
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I love LL.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jan 18, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry but I have to say goodbye.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Jan 18, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY SLEEP
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know, I'm lame.
At least I can sleep peacefully tonight and dream of King Felix. And the floodgates just opened up.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jan 18, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Righteous!
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SBN WOULD DIE!
VUR LETS FUCK THIS FUCKER UP!
by Kirkharbaugh on Jan 18, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were doing shots.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Which is why I am going to bed.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jan 18, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
MATTHEW MY OFFER IS AVAILABLE TO YOU TOO
by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I BROKE MY DESK WHILE TRYING TO WRITGHT WITH MY PENIS
by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 9:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Too short so you had to lean way in and the desk collapsed?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK OFF I WAS COVERED IN SODA ITS HARD TO PENITYPE LIKE THAT
by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SAOD!
ITS ALL OVER OUR KITCHEN!
by Kirkharbaugh on Jan 18, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT GOOD IS A DESK WHEN IT CAN'T HANDLE A PENCIL?
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jan 18, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WHY HAVE COMMENTS CEASED TO AUTO-UPDATE FOR ME?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 9:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Not drinking enough.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And now with Cliff Lee, that's a guaranteed 40 wins alone.
by Teej on Jan 18, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My computer can't handle this page. :(
BUT HAPPINESS
by RunningFool on Jan 18, 2010 10:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
MARINERS BASEBALL IS PURE BLISS NOW.
I WANNA FU K JACK Z.
by Kirkharbaugh on Jan 18, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You might
have to get in line.
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ladies first!
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jan 18, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just
to be polite.
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Cool.
So, multi-year deal pending physical. Needing a physical is a good sign that it’s a large deal, right? Or does it not matter?
by ThundaPC on Jan 18, 2010 10:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
GAH nothing but the same quote on every source.
Years, money, now!
by Kermit. on Jan 18, 2010 10:03 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
We'll know the details by over/under midnight?
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:03 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I would think we won't know anything for a day or two
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jan 18, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why doesn't anyone undersatnd over/under
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
SCORE SCORE SCORE
WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME
THERE IS NO CEILING
Husky hoops is depressing.
by Woodinville_12thMan on Jan 18, 2010 10:04 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
we need to get a felix hernandez orgy going
by Marinerfanjake on Jan 18, 2010 10:04 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
And
capitalization as well!
Husky hoops is depressing.
by Woodinville_12thMan on Jan 18, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I am waiting for Bleacher Report to weigh in
by Graham on Jan 18, 2010 10:04 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Felix Hernandez Likely To Be Traded, By Johnny Walker.
by abender20 on Jan 18, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A guy I now works sells nachos at Royals games and told me that Felix Hernendsez is Going to be traded.
by abender20 on Jan 18, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This makes lots of sense.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What's Captain Morgan have to say about it?
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ha
Jarrod Washborn Felix Hernandez is being signed
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jan 18, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FELIX SIGNS FOR 19 YEARS AND $1 BILLION
Felix marks baseball’s first billionaire contract, far surpassing the $272 Million He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named got from the [explicit content]
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I keep refreshing for a Pedro tweet.
Come on buddy! Tell me what to think!
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jan 18, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This made me laugh and sad at the same time:
If Zduriencik deals Lopez for Liriano, look for Jack to be on the hot seat next year. You can’t bunt your way to the World Series.
Now with more lemon bars!
by Fear on Jan 18, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"It's money wasted without a power hitter"
There, just did his thing for him
by stupidquestions on Jan 18, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
After trying, Felix cannot be reached right now
Can’t imagine why.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 18, 2010 10:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
If he's in town for the physical, I know a place...
by Matthew on Jan 18, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS FULL OF BLOOD, I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK. AHHHHHHHHH...

by Vatinius on Jan 18, 2010 10:06 PM PST reply actions 10 recs
What the fuck is this
I’M RAELLY OCNFUSED BUT I’M GONNA REC IT BECAUSE IT’S AMAZING
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I want mini ronald mcdonald spazzing out!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Now I have the find The Knight.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LICK THAT FELIX!

angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This gif needs to show up more.
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Jan 18, 2010 11:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think you've succeeded in deadening my senses. I actually enjoy this now.
by royalcurve on Jan 18, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You figured out my plan with the ladies.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Although it still makes me think of dog weiner, which I don't enjoy
by royalcurve on Jan 18, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HE KEEPS LICKING IT!
LICK IT! YEAAAAHHHH!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Please tell me you have no idea what this is...
… because from here this is fucking hilarious. “To me”…“to you”
by MarkE on Jan 19, 2010 1:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE CHUCKLE BROTHERS DOING HERE?
Oh, and
OHMYGODFELIXFELIXFELIXFELIXFELIX
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jan 19, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So happy to see that this team really is serious
About winning.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Jan 18, 2010 10:07 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Can I get a HELL YES!!!!!!
by brinkislikevickheabusesdawgs on Jan 18, 2010 10:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I would have replied sooner, but
This computer was made before 1984, so it did not expect to have to handle this level of complete shitshow.
by RunningFool on Jan 18, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
MY MARINERS INSIDER SAYS HELL YES
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I love this! I could get really get used to us being good on a consistant basis!
by brinkislikevickheabusesdawgs on Jan 18, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It'll be strange
But I think we can handle it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Jan 18, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IT'S LIKE SPRINGTIME IN ALBERTA
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
When this becomes official
can we get some Sunshine and Lollipops?
by faceplant_04 on Jan 18, 2010 10:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
From Robert with Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I was just going to link the comment.
BUT THIS IS BETTER
by Jackle Mackle on Jan 18, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Holy balls and strikes. I had given up hope!
Jags? Playoffs?? 2009???
by JamMasterJesus on Jan 18, 2010 10:13 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
There are no words that can accurately express my feelings on this matter
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by IceStormV1 on Jan 18, 2010 10:14 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
No dice
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No better.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Jan 18, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THAT DOESN'T WORK EITHER
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IT'S THE SAME SHIT
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You've browsed to it.
It doesn’t allow hotlinking.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank god.
Jags? Playoffs?? 2009???
by JamMasterJesus on Jan 18, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Here's what Scruffy was trying to post.

angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
OFFICIAL DANCE TIME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrObV84tD8g
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
by GoodKeith on Jan 18, 2010 10:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
it's not unusual
to love Felix so much it hurts somtimes
by supershane on Jan 18, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I WISH I WAS DRUNK
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 10:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
YIPPEE KAY YAY
FELIX ROX MY SOX!!!!!! (and the white ones…and the red ones)
by BigWillyStyle on Jan 18, 2010 10:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW MANY MINUTES THE BELTRAN SLIDE CAME AFTER THE GRAND SLAM???
I NEED TO KNOW IF ITS OK TO START CELEBRATING
by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 10:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
it came in the top of the 5th, so probably about half an hour
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hell Yes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxqcmfYb0OI#t=0m5s
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Jan 18, 2010 10:17 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
OH YAH BITCHES

I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 10:18 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
The Hell?
Avatars make the site look pretty. I still don't have one.
by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Horrifying beyond all comprehension
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Jan 18, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ahahahaldhfal
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
by seattlebruin on Jan 18, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I DISAGREE WITH THIS COMPLETELY BUT HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO RECOMMEND IT
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IF SO SORRY BRETT THIS IS OUR MOMENT OF TRIUMPH AND IF YOU AREN'T JACKING IT YOU ARENT TRUE BLUE
by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Considering there are like 10 people at his house right now cooking barbecue
I can guarantee you his in jacking it, probably in group.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jan 18, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
holy fuck
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
TIME FOR A CORCO-INVASION
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OH WAIT I'M BANNED
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THEY ALL HAVE THOUGHT BEHIND THEM AND ARE SPELLCHECKED
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
by GoodKeith on Jan 18, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to mention this earlier when they had 11. Love LL.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Jan 18, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THEY'RE ALL SLEEPING
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'M SO GIDDY
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:19 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
LATE TO THE SHOW
SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS IS BLASTING
by edddgar on Jan 18, 2010 10:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS SOMETHING FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU
by abender20 on Jan 18, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT THIS IS BASICLY OUR VERSION OF DECEMBER 7TH
by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LIKE THIS:
Main Entry: in·fa·my
1 : evil reputation brought about by something grossly criminal, shocking, or brutal

by Vatinius on Jan 18, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I GET THAT I'M JUST NOT SURE IF I'M INCREDIBLY OFFENDED OR AMAZINGLY HUMORED
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ROBERT HATES FELIX SO MUCH
by Vatinius on Jan 18, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HE DOESN'T
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
MW2?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WHY NOT?
RIDE THE HIGH!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THE HYPNOTOAD COMMANDS GREATER ENTHUSIASM FOR FELIX

angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FELIXGASM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOSE LOPEZ MUST BE SO HAPPY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by seattlebruin on Jan 18, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to go over to HalosHeaven and say 'Suck it, Red!'
anyone? anyone get it?
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:23 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
No, we don't do that.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Except there's a rule here about behaving on other sbn blogs.
by royalcurve on Jan 18, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't actually going to do it(i don't have access anyway)
I was just wondering if anyone would get the reference.
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I get Red vs Blue
But it’s not something to joke about. Some new person around here would do it.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
All right
I’ll be more mindful next time.
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No worries Jeff
Wasn’t planning to. Just wondering if someone would get the Roosterteeth reference.
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh shoot!
Sorry guys (sheepish grin)
Just kidding, I would never do that.
by seattle_since_81 on Jan 18, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FOR $10,000 PAID UP FRONT
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HELL, FOR $10 PAID UP FRONT
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1/18/2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the best day!
by ARock on Jan 18, 2010 10:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN!
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Jan 18, 2010 11:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 10:27 PM PST reply actions 20 recs
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Robert, your so scandalous
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
GIVE ME MORE
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ROBERT'S A GIRL
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to need to add more faces.
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
KEEP ME OUT OF IT
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
MAYBE JEFF IN THE PORTLAND JERSEY BECAUSE ITS NOW FITTING!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
AH HELL SNEAK ME IN THERE SOMEWHERE
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps we should all take a pause from this excitement to think about the struggles of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr...?
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 10:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
PERHAPS MARTIN LUTHER KING JR SHOULD THINK ABOUT FELIX HERNANDEZ' STRUGGLES TONIGHT
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
by GoodKeith on Jan 18, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dr King would be excited to see a minority getting such a nice paycheck and contract extension
Nothing more needs to be said
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IM JUST FUCKING KIDDING
PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
PARTY ON THE INTERWEBS!!!!!!!!!!
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Only if he signed an ace Mariner pitcher to a long term multiyear deal.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Jan 18, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
DAMNIT
I CREAMED MYSELF BEFORE THIS NEWS.
by Slica on Jan 18, 2010 10:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
So what did you do after this news then
by seattlebruin on Jan 18, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The better question is "Who did you do after this news then"
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
AFTER?!
I JUST READ IT
THANK GOD FOR TWO HANDS
by Slica on Jan 18, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ok im donew now.
Im drunk and as far as I know I may be in the AGutz threads and just seeing thingas.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorya ifs freaked anyone out.
by Slica on Jan 18, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Often times I immediately check lookout landing after jacking it to see if I started too soon.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jan 18, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
YES
I knew I wasn’t the only one who used LL for soft-core porn.
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahha
I didnt even read the article and I already needed a towel. The headline did enough.
by Slica on Jan 18, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Disturbing
but I like it!
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hearing from the Bleacher Report that the deal is for $185/5 and we signed Washburn for $23/2.
Hey everyone, Follow me on Twitter!, check out My Baseball Blog, and Last.fm me!
by lailaihei on Jan 18, 2010 10:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'M FINE WITH $185/5
$23/2….WE DON’T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY AFTER GIVING FELIX THAT MUCH
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
TIME TO BLAST SOME JOHN DENVER IN CELEBRATION
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:34 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I CAN'T STOP SHAKING
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
That is a hell of an orgasm.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
STILL IN THE PRE-ORGASM STAGE
BUT IT’S COMING
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I had facebook open for 1/10 of a second, saw your post in all caps
All that registered was FELIX in the middle and I just fucking knew what was up
by Kermit. on Jan 18, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HE'S HAVING THE DREADED "CAN'T SHAKY COME!"
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jan 18, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'M TOO EXCITED TO EVEN GET IT UP RIGHT NOW
I GIVE UP
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 18, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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