Felix, Mariners Agree On Extension?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 18, 2010 9:16 PM PST
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The Seattle Mariners have been shuffling the deck, but it looks like they'll keep their ace.
On the eve of exchanging salary figures for arbitration, right-hander Felix Hernandez has agreed to a multiyear contract with the team, pending a physical, a source with direct knowledge of the talks told ESPN.com's Keith Law on Monday.
The amount or length of the deal were not immediately available.
Can't think. Too busy smiling. Can't think...
Note: Absolutely imperative to remember that a "multiyear contract" may be as short as two seasons. This is absolutely good news, but we won't know if it's super awesome Pants-Off-Dance-Off news until we hear about the length.
Additional note: Of course a two-year deal wouldn't really make much sense. Sooooo...
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OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
QGTGVFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF;/.'L/';.'/:>GTFGVTRY
by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 9:20 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
And now you're all wet?
(Because you jumped in your pool)
Huge News
404. The page you’re looking for doesn’t exist.
That would be intriguing.
6 million per year until you retire. Average-ish of prime years and old years.
WOOOOOOOOOO FELIX
Like the Magic Johnson contract.
25 million for 25 years, expect for in today’s money!
by seattle_since_81 on Jan 18, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
Add this to the main post now mods!
I want some happy time.
by SethGrandpa on Jan 18, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
TODAY SHOULD BE A NATIONAL HOLLIDAY
by Graham MacAree on Jan 18, 2010 9:23 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
THIS IS A 24 THREAD!!! WOOO
I fucking hate you Mariners
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE GOT OUR ACE LOCKED UP!!!!!
I was just going to get some sleep!
Any idea of whether these numbers will be made public (leak) tonight? I’m on the East Coast and it will be so much harder to sleep now.
There is probably no one happier than you...
except me of course. This is the best news in the world!
by TrustBaseball on Jan 18, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
YOU’RE AWESOME! YOU’RE AWESOME! YOU’RE AWESOME! YOU’RE AWESOME! YOU’RE AWESOME! YOU’RE AWESOME! YOU’RE AWESOME! YOU’RE AWESOME!
Gotta remember this
Don’t get TOO excited. Not yet. Gotta know more!
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 18, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
My first thought once I saw no details reported yet.
I’m in a dark mood.
That doesn't jive with ANYTHING that's been reported so far.
Also makes NO sense for GMZ.
Hey everyone, Follow me on Twitter!, check out My Baseball Blog, and Last.fm me!
YOU MAKE NO SENSE FOR GMZ.
BOOM. YOUR FACE.
by abender20 on Jan 18, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
FACE FACE FACE!!
FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH!!!!!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
headshot
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions
INDEED
HOWEVER I THINK THAT WOULD BE SILLY FROM THE CLUB’S PERSPECTIVE AS ARBITRATION + TRADE POSSIBILITY WOULD PROBABLY MAKE MORE SENSE AT THAT POINT
but would they do a physical for an arb buyout?
Honest question, I just don’t know if it’s SOP to do that.
USSMARINER IS UP...ATTACK! (I KID)
I fucking hate you Mariners
YES NYES YSEY EAKOE;FLAE;R YES!!!!!
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FUCK YA BITCHES!!!!
WE BE GETTING CRUNK FUCK UP IN THIS HIZZY WITH OUR GOLD IN OUR MOUTH AND PANTS ON THE GROUND – HAT TURNED SIDEWAYS.!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
IT'S LIKE EVERY COMMERCIAL BREAK WE COME BACK HERE
I fucking hate you Mariners
AGENT GINGER CUTS HER SELF!
FELIX WILL SACRIFICE TO THE JACK Z OF AWEOMSO1
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions
HOLY SHIT YES
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OH JOYOUS OCCAISION
FOR THE HEAVENS HAVE OPENED UP AND DROPPED THE BOUNTY OF GOLD UPON THE KING SO THAT HE MIGHT CONTINUE TO STRIKE LESSER BITCHES OUT IN THE COURT OF THE SAFE-CO FOR YEARS TO COME
It's actually "I WANT TO FUCK THIS GUY"
commonly misheard lyric.
by RunningFool on Jan 18, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions 9 recs
SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS, AND MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOWS
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
FUCKITY YES!!!!!
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jan 18, 2010 9:28 PM PST reply actions
Felix days are here again!
The skies above are clear again…
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
IT’S 11:30 AND I DON’T CARE
only 9:30 here
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESIUETAUKFGKJSAEGHFKAWF
made my day. Made my year so far, in conjuction with the Guti singing. FELIX, YOUR DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!
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My Mariner insider said based on the way they evaluate players Felix Hernandez is the best player on the team
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by Corco on Jan 18, 2010 9:29 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
When he pitches, the team tends to win ballgames, so it must be quite good
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I JUST ORGASMED AT WORK!
THIS IS AWKARD!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
what if he's not male?
that’s a really wierd subject line
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
The only thing I might like more than this news
Is watching everyone react to it…this post had NO responses less than 5 minutes ago…
~I once gave Jose Canseco $15. ~
Fan-f'n-tastic!
More Felix, please.
"A bad day at the race track is better than a good day at the office."
IT IS MARINERS DAY
EVERYONE GO TO FANFEST AND SING PRAISES OF OUR GM
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
GODDAMNIT I WAS HOPING TO SLEEP TONIGHT
YES YES YES
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I WANT TO BE ALIVE MORE THAN EVER RIGHT NOW
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
HOW CONVENIENT
FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES YOU ARE
THE MARINERS ARE SHOWERING US IN THEIR GLORY
AND WE DON’T MIND THAT IT’S STICKY
MIND? MIND? I WANT IT TO BE STICKY
by royalcurve on Jan 18, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
its the stickiness that
gives us our ecstacy
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
its a neverending cycle of ecstasy and stickiness!
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions
Kinda kinky
but appropriate if the rumor is true. May it be so!!!
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions
It's like trickel down economics.
But with joy.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Is the one on the left, Asian Snoopy?
by Matthew on Jan 18, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
That is racial humor, not racist humor.
by abender20 on Jan 18, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Is this going to be our disclaimer from now on?
by Matthew on Jan 18, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
After a week, it will just be: It's funny and go fuck yourself.
by abender20 on Jan 18, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
EVERYONE'S FUCKING THEMSAELFVES RIGHT NOW~!
by Kirk on Jan 18, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Now I know what a Scruffy Lefty orgasm sounds like
by Graham MacAree on Jan 18, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions
FUCKING EVERYTHING RIGHT!
EEEVVVVEERRYTHING! FFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXX!
And the BoSox fans are rioting in Havard square.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
To be fair, they could just be extending him and then trading him to Boston.
I hear they’ve got a boatload of prospects.
angels fan in seattle
Ah, yes. I didn't even have to respond.
Thanks everyone!
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
Bitch, please.
There’s a difference.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
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OMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGODOMYGOD
HIGH FIVES FOR EXTENSIONS
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
by GoodKeith on Jan 18, 2010 9:38 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
CHOOOOO CHOOOOO
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
I have entered a calm state of quiet joy
In order to maintain it however, I require Scruffy, Robert, Abender and Fogel to continue freaking out
FELIX PARTY TIME!!!!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 9:40 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
I'm going to rec the shit out of this!
just like Felix is going to wreck the shit out of the Angels!
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we know
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
SCREW BEING HUNGOVER FOR 8 AM CLASS TOMORROW THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATORY PYRAMID HEFEWEIZEN
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or seven
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SCREW CLASS TOMORROW THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATORY PYRAMID HEFEWEIZEN
Fixed that for you.
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions
Totally! Wait... what?
That sentence did not end how I expected it to.
by Matthew on Jan 18, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
it was either that or
SCREW BEING HUNGOVER FOR 8 AM CLASS TOMORROW THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATORY SHINERS BOCK
or
SCREW BEING HUNGOVER FOR 8 AM CLASS TOMORROW THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATORY BOULEVARD BULLY!
or
SCREW BEING HUNGOVER FOR 8 AM CLASS TOMORROW THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATORY BUDWEISER
I figured I’d drink local
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And the Budweiser is only used for cooking beer can chicken!
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If I were Felix, I'd be insulted. Shots, anyone?
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
YOUR SIG SEEMS SO APPROPRIATE NOW
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Unlike you guys, I'm not a minute man
It’s going to take me another couple minutes to…oh dear, I think its happened. I blue myself.
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by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 9:44 PM PST reply actions 13 recs
a bit extensive
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
THATS JUST THE WAY I ARE HOMEIZ
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions
JUST LOOK A LITTLE UP THE THREAD AND WATCH JEFF DANCE TO THIS SONG..AWESOME
I fucking hate you Mariners
IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 18, 2010 9:47 PM PST reply actions 31 recs
He is pointing because he is happy
and so am I!
YES
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions
HAPPY!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I guess it makes sense, since it is King day after all.
by I Lick Squirrels on Jan 18, 2010 9:47 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Love it
and I’m sure that MLK would too!!!
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
this was MLK's dream
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
THIS THREAD IS FUCKING EPIC
I fucking hate you Mariners
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
HIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVECOCK SLAPHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVEHIGH FIVE
YES
EVERYDAY I SEE MY DREAM EVERY DAY I SEE MY DREAM
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Sorry, MLK. Looks like Felix just stole your thunder.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
Nah
I think he is ok with sharing!
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
The extension we wanted and the extension we needed!
A Few Hail Zduriencik!
by Goose on Jan 18, 2010 9:49 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I'm getting an extension
just thinking about it!!!
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Correct.
(Good to know someone is paying attention.)
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
AND THEY JUST SHOWED THE 09 SEASON FINALE ON FSN
SOMEHOW THIS FEELS FITTING NOW
by stupidquestions on Jan 18, 2010 9:50 PM PST reply actions
And the hug fest is happening now
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IF THIS IS 6YEARS THAN THIS IS NFC CHAMPIONSHIP DAY
by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 9:50 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
THE BACKUP DH!
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions
I wonder if his contract extension will factor in his hitting ability
Did anyone consider that in his projections?
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions
By far the 2 best Venezuelans to ever live
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by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
DON'T STOP BELIEVIN. CLIFF LEE HERE WE COME
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
TO THE FUCKING MOON!
THE MOTHER FUCKING MOON! ALL THE WAY TO THE FUCKING MOON BITCHES!!!! ME FELIX THE LLAMAPILLAR GOING TO THE MOON!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:53 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
MORE LIKE BUTTHOLZ AMIRITE?
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
THOUGH WE'LL GLADLY TAKE HIM TOO JUST FOR FUNSIES.
...and now I'm here
Boo. Bedtime.
I expect 1000 comments by tomorrow morning, don’t let me down.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
we're never gonna give you up
so we won’t let you down
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions
I'M NEVER GOING TO RUN AROUND AND HURT YOU?
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY SLEEP
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I know, I'm lame.
At least I can sleep peacefully tonight and dream of King Felix. And the floodgates just opened up.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
Righteous!
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
WHAT GOOD IS A DESK WHEN IT CAN'T HANDLE A PENCIL?
...and now I'm here
WHY HAVE COMMENTS CEASED TO AUTO-UPDATE FOR ME?
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My computer can't handle this page. :(
BUT HAPPINESS
You might
have to get in line.
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
Just
to be polite.
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
Cool.
So, multi-year deal pending physical. Needing a physical is a good sign that it’s a large deal, right? Or does it not matter?
GAH nothing but the same quote on every source.
Years, money, now!
We'll know the details by over/under midnight?
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I would think we won't know anything for a day or two
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jan 18, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
Why doesn't anyone undersatnd over/under
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jan 18, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
SCORE SCORE SCORE
WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME
THERE IS NO CEILING
Husky hoops is depressing.
by Woodinville_12thMan on Jan 18, 2010 10:04 PM PST reply actions
we need to get a felix hernandez orgy going
by Marinerfanjake on Jan 18, 2010 10:04 PM PST reply actions
And
capitalization as well!
Husky hoops is depressing.
by Woodinville_12thMan on Jan 18, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
I am waiting for Bleacher Report to weigh in
by Graham MacAree on Jan 18, 2010 10:04 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
What's Captain Morgan have to say about it?
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Ha
Jarrod Washborn Felix Hernandez is being signed
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jan 18, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
FELIX SIGNS FOR 19 YEARS AND $1 BILLION
Felix marks baseball’s first billionaire contract, far surpassing the $272 Million He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named got from the [explicit content]
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
I keep refreshing for a Pedro tweet.
Come on buddy! Tell me what to think!
...and now I'm here
This made me laugh and sad at the same time:
If Zduriencik deals Lopez for Liriano, look for Jack to be on the hot seat next year. You can’t bunt your way to the World Series.
Now with more lemon bars!
"It's money wasted without a power hitter"
There, just did his thing for him
by stupidquestions on Jan 18, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS FULL OF BLOOD, I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK. AHHHHHHHHH...
by Vatinius on Jan 18, 2010 10:06 PM PST reply actions 10 recs
What the fuck is this
I’M RAELLY OCNFUSED BUT I’M GONNA REC IT BECAUSE IT’S AMAZING
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
I want mini ronald mcdonald spazzing out!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
LICK THAT FELIX!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This gif needs to show up more.
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Jan 18, 2010 11:36 PM PST up reply actions
Please tell me you have no idea what this is...
… because from here this is fucking hilarious. “To me”…“to you”
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE CHUCKLE BROTHERS DOING HERE?
Oh, and
OHMYGODFELIXFELIXFELIXFELIXFELIX
by Eyeball Kid on Jan 19, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
So happy to see that this team really is serious
About winning.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Can I get a HELL YES!!!!!!
by brinkislikevickheabusesdawgs on Jan 18, 2010 10:09 PM PST reply actions
I would have replied sooner, but
This computer was made before 1984, so it did not expect to have to handle this level of complete shitshow.
by RunningFool on Jan 18, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
MY MARINERS INSIDER SAYS HELL YES
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
I love this! I could get really get used to us being good on a consistant basis!
by brinkislikevickheabusesdawgs on Jan 18, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions
It'll be strange
But I think we can handle it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
IT'S LIKE SPRINGTIME IN ALBERTA
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When this becomes official
can we get some Sunshine and Lollipops?
From Robert with Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I was just going to link the comment.
BUT THIS IS BETTER
by Jackle Mackle on Jan 18, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
Holy balls and strikes. I had given up hope!
Jags? Playoffs?? 2009???
by JamMasterJesus on Jan 18, 2010 10:13 PM PST reply actions
There are no words that can accurately express my feelings on this matter
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No dice
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
No better.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Jan 18, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
Here's what Scruffy was trying to post.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
OFFICIAL DANCE TIME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrObV84tD8g
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
it's not unusual
to love Felix so much it hurts somtimes
DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW MANY MINUTES THE BELTRAN SLIDE CAME AFTER THE GRAND SLAM???
I NEED TO KNOW IF ITS OK TO START CELEBRATING
it came in the top of the 5th, so probably about half an hour
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
Hell Yes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxqcmfYb0OI#t=0m5s
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Jan 18, 2010 10:17 PM PST reply actions
OH YAH BITCHES
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 10:18 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
The Hell?
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
Horrifying beyond all comprehension
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
by seattlebruin on Jan 18, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
I DISAGREE WITH THIS COMPLETELY BUT HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO RECOMMEND IT
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Considering there are like 10 people at his house right now cooking barbecue
I can guarantee you his in jacking it, probably in group.
...and now I'm here
TIME FOR A CORCO-INVASION
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OH WAIT I'M BANNED
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
THEY ALL HAVE THOUGHT BEHIND THEM AND ARE SPELLCHECKED
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
I was going to mention this earlier when they had 11. Love LL.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Jan 18, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
THEY'RE ALL SLEEPING
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
I'M SO GIDDY
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LATE TO THE SHOW
SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS IS BLASTING
HE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT THIS IS BASICLY OUR VERSION OF DECEMBER 7TH
by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
LIKE THIS:
Main Entry: in·fa·my
1 : evil reputation brought about by something grossly criminal, shocking, or brutal
I GET THAT I'M JUST NOT SURE IF I'M INCREDIBLY OFFENDED OR AMAZINGLY HUMORED
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HE DOESN'T
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
MW2?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
WHY NOT?
RIDE THE HIGH!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
THE HYPNOTOAD COMMANDS GREATER ENTHUSIASM FOR FELIX
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jan 18, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FELIXGASM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOSE LOPEZ MUST BE SO HAPPY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by seattlebruin on Jan 18, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
Someone needs to go over to HalosHeaven and say 'Suck it, Red!'
anyone? anyone get it?
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I wasn't actually going to do it(i don't have access anyway)
I was just wondering if anyone would get the reference.
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, I get Red vs Blue
But it’s not something to joke about. Some new person around here would do it.
angels fan in seattle
All right
I’ll be more mindful next time.
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
No worries Jeff
Wasn’t planning to. Just wondering if someone would get the Roosterteeth reference.
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
Oh shoot!
Sorry guys (sheepish grin)
Just kidding, I would never do that.
by seattle_since_81 on Jan 18, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
FOR $10,000 PAID UP FRONT
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
HELL, FOR $10 PAID UP FRONT
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1/18/2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the best day!
THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN!
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Jan 18, 2010 11:38 PM PST up reply actions
ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 10:27 PM PST reply actions 20 recs
Robert, your so scandalous
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
GIVE ME MORE
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
ROBERT'S A GIRL
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
KEEP ME OUT OF IT
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:33 PM PST up reply actions
MAYBE JEFF IN THE PORTLAND JERSEY BECAUSE ITS NOW FITTING!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 18, 2010 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
AH HELL SNEAK ME IN THERE SOMEWHERE
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
Perhaps we should all take a pause from this excitement to think about the struggles of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr...?
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
PERHAPS MARTIN LUTHER KING JR SHOULD THINK ABOUT FELIX HERNANDEZ' STRUGGLES TONIGHT
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
Dr King would be excited to see a minority getting such a nice paycheck and contract extension
Nothing more needs to be said
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
IM JUST FUCKING KIDDING
PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
PARTY ON THE INTERWEBS!!!!!!!!!!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Only if he signed an ace Mariner pitcher to a long term multiyear deal.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
So what did you do after this news then
by seattlebruin on Jan 18, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
The better question is "Who did you do after this news then"
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions
AFTER?!
I JUST READ IT
THANK GOD FOR TWO HANDS
Ok im donew now.
Im drunk and as far as I know I may be in the AGutz threads and just seeing thingas.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorya ifs freaked anyone out.
Often times I immediately check lookout landing after jacking it to see if I started too soon.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jan 18, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
YES
I knew I wasn’t the only one who used LL for soft-core porn.
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions
Hahahha
I didnt even read the article and I already needed a towel. The headline did enough.
Disturbing
but I like it!
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
I'm hearing from the Bleacher Report that the deal is for $185/5 and we signed Washburn for $23/2.
Hey everyone, Follow me on Twitter!, check out My Baseball Blog, and Last.fm me!
I'M FINE WITH $185/5
$23/2….WE DON’T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY AFTER GIVING FELIX THAT MUCH
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
TIME TO BLAST SOME JOHN DENVER IN CELEBRATION
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
I CAN'T STOP SHAKING
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
That is a hell of an orgasm.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
STILL IN THE PRE-ORGASM STAGE
BUT IT’S COMING
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
I had facebook open for 1/10 of a second, saw your post in all caps
All that registered was FELIX in the middle and I just fucking knew what was up
HE'S HAVING THE DREADED "CAN'T SHAKY COME!"
...and now I'm here
I'M TOO EXCITED TO EVEN GET IT UP RIGHT NOW
I GIVE UP
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
MATTHEWS SHAKING FELIX IS HELPING NEGATE MY SHAKING AS I'M SHAKING AT ROUGHLY THE SAME RATE
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
REMEMBER IT'S A BACK AND FORTH MOTION!
SIDE TO SIDE DOESN’T ACTUALLY DO MUCH OF ANYTHING BEYOND WAKING IT UP A LITTLE BIT! AND MAKE SURE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS AS WELL! IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA TO WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF. SAFETY FIRST, THAT’S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY. YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL. REMEMBER – WHEN YOU’RE TENDER YOU’LL BE IN SPLENDOR, BUT WHEN YOU’RE ROUGH IT MIGHT GET TOUGH! ALSO, DON’T FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTERWARD AS WELL! OTHER PEOPLE MAY BE TOUCHING YOUR DOORKNOB, AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET YOUR STUFF ON THEM! IT’S NOT FAIR TO THEM JUST AS THEIR STUFF WOULD NOT BE FAIR TO YOU!
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jan 18, 2010 10:51 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I THINK STUFF IS SANITARY UNLESS I HAVE AIDS BUT I WOULD HAVE HAD TO HAVE SEX TO GET AIDS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
NOT NECESSARILY!
PLUS WITH ALL YOUR BLACKOUTS, YOU PROBABLY WOULDN’T REMEMBER ANYWAY! KEEP IT SAFE BUDDY!
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jan 18, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
WAIT THAT'S ONLY PART OF AN F
BUT I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
you forgot the rest of the F
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You know what?
Seriously. Fuck all of you.
by Matthew on Jan 18, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Why did you complete 'of you'?
Would have fucked up the ‘f’ again?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
It's the internet version of my lil bastard face.
You can get away with so much!
angels fan in seattle
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS A CASE OF THE JI'S
by Robert on Jan 18, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Felix tetris?
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Holy shit. I mean wow, that's just amazing.
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
HOLLLLLLLLY Z!!!! He is a GOD send to the city of Seattle!!! Thank You Thank you And if you were here i would soooooo kiss your UHHHHHH hand like a king!!!! Thank you King Felix And thank you “the surgeon” Dr. Z!!! Now bring us home to a ring with a big bat… PLEASE
by Articwolf on Jan 18, 2010 10:44 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
When the night has come, and the land is dark...
Stand by me Felix.
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I want to have Jack Z's babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He signed FELIX HERNANDEZ TO A MULTI-YEAR DEAL!
by seattle_since_81 on Jan 18, 2010 10:45 PM PST reply actions
BE MY BABY'S DADDY!
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:45 PM PST up reply actions
Hahaha
Oh man, your combo breaker made me laugh really, really hard.
by Jackle Mackle on Jan 18, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks.
Too bad it broke the combo.
by seattle_since_81 on Jan 18, 2010 10:47 PM PST up reply actions
There is almost 700 comments so far. I just want to respond before reading any of them.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALREADY BEEN COVERED
READ THE COMMENTS BEFORE POSTING GOD
by Jackle Mackle on Jan 18, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions
I WILL NOT STOP DRINKING UNTIL WE GET DETAILS
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Shoot the messenger!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 18, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
Geoff Baker (boo!) is reporting that he can't get anyone to respond to him.
From either the Mariners or Felix’s camp.
by seattle_since_81 on Jan 18, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
THAT'S A GOOD SIGN
IT MEANS THEY’RE DOING SOMETHING
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I think he was asking for his phone number
Not his uniform number.
by seattle_since_81 on Jan 18, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe Felix signed the contract
and, as part of the contract’s provisions, was tucked in to bed by Jack Z.
by Jackle Mackle on Jan 18, 2010 10:52 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That's because he's already holding my dick.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jan 18, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Not from the most secretive FO in the biz
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 10:52 PM PST up reply actions
Brilliant!
Not encumbered by the thought process.
by Bart's Evil Twin on Jan 18, 2010 11:01 PM PST up reply actions
Well this keeps my Felix jersey I spent $230 on relevant.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
better than my $300 jeff clement jersey
by Marinerfanjake on Jan 18, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
Doesn't he have a Cedeño jersey too?
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
That doesn't seem to be the trend so far so I think we're safe.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
Wow
I’m speechless…. but i’m pretty sure the 702.. edit 703 posters… edit 704 posters before me have nailed it on the head, so i’m just gonna leave it at YES!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve got to say though i expected more than 1,000 posts after an hour. You people dissapoint me…. wags finger
If Jack Z, Felix, and I are ever in the same room
by Manzanillos Cup on Jan 18, 2010 10:55 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
I love remembering .gifs I forgot I ever made
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 18, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions
It's the guy in the background that kills me
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 18, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions
And the police officer, like he's been practicing that Just For Men head turn all his life
And it’s his moment to shine.
angels fan in seattle
I really did make the perfect .gif
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 18, 2010 11:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Disagree.
A truly perfect gif would have a seamless loop.
I'M POOPY
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 18, 2010 11:08 PM PST up reply actions
Oh god remember Felix 9 pitch 3 strike out inning? I loved that one
by Kermit. on Jan 18, 2010 10:57 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
OH MY GOD YES
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
STILL TOO EXCITED TO GET UP YET
IF FELIX WERE SLIGHTLY LESS GOOD I’D BE DONE
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
What game was that again?
I think I might’ve been there.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
Nevermind.
I chose to see Dickey suck dick instead.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
Dear God/Ganesha/Santa/Easter Bunny/Yahweh/Allah....
Please say that Felix has signed for more 6 more seasons!!!
A Sonics fan without a team... but after 6 seasons now of GS Warriors season tickets have convinced me to adopt the boys from Oakland.
GOD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED A LINK IN MY SIGNATURE AND HAD TO RELOAD THE PAGE
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME HOW ANNOYING THAT WAS?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/1/18/1258667/felix-mariners-agree-on-extension#29114014
My bad
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I give this deal a thumbs up.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
by Fin on Jan 18, 2010 11:01 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Yes, considering I was only 19 when the picture was taken, I didn't have a beer to drink :(.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
Diet Dr. Pepper is the best
It really is.
by Jackle Mackle on Jan 18, 2010 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
In my opinion, its second to Coke Zero.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4
All diet soda tastes like shit
But I guess if you don’t mind drinking shit, diet dr. pepper is one of the least disgusting.
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo, Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
Strangely
I don’t even like the taste of normal soda anymore.
by Jackle Mackle on Jan 18, 2010 11:08 PM PST up reply actions
It applies(changes in CAPS)
This is, quite frankly, a heist. The Mariners are getting a Cy Young caliber pitcher for some MONEYZ. They GAVE UP Morrow. They aren’t giving up Saunders. They aren’t even giving up Triunfel. And yet, they walk away with one of the five or six best pitchers in baseball.
Forget that we probably only have FELIX forEVER. We’re paying about DUNNO BUT ITS WORTH IT.
Seriously, dance in the streets. Build a bust of Zduriencik and place it on your mantle. Name your first born son Jack and your daughter Jackie. When this becomes official, hug someone. This SIGNING is that good.
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I'm not sure you really have to explain how good this signing is....
800+ comments speaks for itself.
I'm like 800 comments late to the party.
WOOO FELIX
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
Probably getting MLB.tv this year!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
We're pretty close to needing a spillover thread for reactions.
But it’s 2 am where I am and I’m tapped.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
Tapped out
How many times before you collapsed?
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 11:14 PM PST up reply actions
So fucking happy right now!!!! AHH!!!!
no lead is safe.
by sanford_and_son on Jan 18, 2010 11:09 PM PST reply actions
This thread is skullfucking Chrome
but I’ll add my tiny “wooo” to the sea of woos. Fuck yeah.
Back to work.
Opera is chugging a bit.
But still running ok.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I got a feeling that tonights gonna be a good night
Probably filled with lag due to an overload of Jeff’s .gifs
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I'm so happy
I feel like Cartman when he gets his own amusement park
by Scrupio on Jan 18, 2010 11:10 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
NOOOOOO
He eventually loses it. I NEVER WANT TO LOSE FELIX.
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
Yes
Please do.
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by perfectstrat on Jan 18, 2010 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
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