9/5: Open Game Thread
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 5:25 PM PDT
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Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics, Sep 5, 2009 6:05 PM PDT
Against a southpaw, it's important to bench your bad lefties and start your bad righties.
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Mike Sweeney - =D H
It will be weird talking about the clubhouse next year.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you miss not being able to write
“SS” anymore?
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 5, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is true...
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 5, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luke French is so bland that under his yearbook picture it said "not pictured"
by JForester on Sep 5, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I know you're new around these parts but here at LL we like our jokes to be witty and creative instead of boring and retarded
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry it was an Arrested Development reference.
by JForester on Sep 5, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you meant "I'm sorry, it was an Arrested Development reference."
There’s nothing to be sorry about it coming from AD.
by Rachmaninoff on Sep 5, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I actually meant was that I'm not going to take Jeff's shit just because I'm new around here
by JForester on Sep 5, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This seems like a wise path.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Sep 5, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what's gross? Airplane food!
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Sep 5, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh you kind of have to be here a while to earn the right to talk back to the mods and regulars
by Fogel on Sep 5, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Even then it's probably still not wise to give the mods a ton of grief.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Sep 5, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm 80% sure they're the same person.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My first name does not start with J and my last name is not Forester so I'm almost positive you're mistaken
by Fogel on Sep 5, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, thanks, well that proves it then.
…
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Jeff.
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or so I thought.
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My apologies.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 5, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"The A's will need to tame the Hitting Beast from the Far East"
What an awesome broadcast line re: Ichiro from the A’s broadcasters…
by Rachmaninoff on Sep 5, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this game not on TV or something?
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 5, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Neeeeevvvvvvveeeeeeeerrrrrrrmiiiiiinnnnnnnnd
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 5, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could be, since the Huskies have their first game.
MLB.tv has it, though.
by Rachmaninoff on Sep 5, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think its on after the Cougars are done bending over
by Karma Police on Sep 5, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Practice for their future careers.
…Zing!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am missing an Ichiro at for this crap!
Agh!
by mark sobba on Sep 5, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only one who feels a bit sorry for Oakland?
Yeah we need to feast on the weaker teams, which we’ve done a poor job of this year. Swept by Cleveland at home? Split with Kansas City at home? Yadda yadda yadda. But I still feel bad for the As.
I went to a game at the Coliseum in early July, and I swear they opened the doors to homeless and mentally ill people just to fill the seats. That was better than the empty silence now hands down. Well, silence punctuated by occasional viewers ironically yelling “Here we go Oakland here we go”.
by Joe Meower on Sep 5, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The homeless and mentally ill are undervalued assets.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll bet they actually come up with the best chants
by Fogel on Sep 5, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're also an easy lay.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blame their owner.
Won’t give Beane money to do his job at full capacity.
by Wilder. on Sep 5, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap! Bloomquist just screwed up Greinke's shutout vs. the Angels.
by Joe Meower on Sep 5, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cool start
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 5, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Designated Hugger for the win!
Way to go old man.
by Rachmaninoff on Sep 5, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Weirdo
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bill Hall slowly taking over the Beltre role.
by Wilder. on Sep 5, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Watching a football game and only caught the appeal part of the at-bat.
Not 100% focused on what is happening in the Mariners game.
by Wilder. on Sep 5, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bobby Cox managed the Braves, then the Blue Jays, then the Braves
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's a shame he'll never play with Randy Johnson and Doug Fister.
<the names people, the names>
by Joe Meower on Sep 5, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Rob Johnson.
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
by InSpokane on Sep 5, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I still hate him
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
by InSpokane on Sep 5, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jake Wilson is kind of fast.
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
by InSpokane on Sep 5, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, we have a Jake Wilson too? Christ.
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Sweeney homer and now a Rob Johnson RBI?
I love playing Oakland.
by Heydude on Sep 5, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not polite to fake it.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Sep 5, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That ought to be enough runs so we should just bunt for the rest of the game
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mary J Blige resembles Adrian Beltre in that commercial.
Except not as muscular.
by w00tah on Sep 5, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Ross Ohlendorf any good?
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus he sucks
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just my video feed, or does it look like there's a giant deadspot in the grass in CF?
by Rachmaninoff on Sep 5, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good description of what a deadspot is.
Seriously, what is it?
by Wilder. on Sep 5, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Raiders share the field. Football is rough on grass.
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
by InSpokane on Sep 5, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know it's too early to do so, but I'm ready to give up on French. His name just doesn't do it for me.
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He would be interesting if he had a despression-induced meltdown on the mound more often.
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would just make the games take longer
by Fogel on Sep 5, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes but it would provide humor.
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seeing him sit down on the mound staring at the dirt wouldn't be very interesting
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking more of the "throw shit" variety.
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not black so he can't have dog at the end of his name
by Fogel on Sep 5, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sweencat?
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 5, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is inspired.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 5, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That swing was not even close to making contact
by Fogel on Sep 5, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was borderline racist
Jodie Foster was great in the movie and aliens are really our friends and we co-exist with them.
Hey, are the AAA or AA teams playoff bound this year by chance?
by Tony S on Sep 5, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tampa Bay is losing again. We might just pick up ground on the wildcard and the West.
If you’re still keeping track…
by Rachmaninoff on Sep 5, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well fuck me
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 5, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Goodness
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 5, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is retarded
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 5, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
brilliant commentary, ender15
no lead is safe.
by sanford_and_son on Sep 5, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not scoring anymore when we had bases loaded is gonna ruin us again I bet. Nice play Beltre.
by Ender15 on Sep 5, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If there were an ad campaign that said "so easy a white person can do it" I don't think I would respond with a fit of rage and self-loathing
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A dance so easy a white person can do it?
50!
by joof on Sep 5, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So easy a Nebraskan can do it!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, just because most Nebraskans are below average doesn't mean there aren't some that are average.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 5, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd defend my statement, but it doesn't matter since Nebraskan's can't read.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Throwing out Jack Cust is not an accomplishment and should not count in favor of his catcher defense.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is getting less interesting...
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 5, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stellar outing
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 5, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He molests bunnies?
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 5, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like pedobear, only less aggressive.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And with considerably more sex.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pedo as in pedometer
He is a fast walker, like a rabbit.
Rabbits are said to hop, but they actually walk. They never land on two feet and technically they are walking or running.
Cats on the other hand, they can land equivocally on all 4’s and that is known as a hop.
White people refer to hops as beer. The blacks refer to hops as in vertical or jumping (see: Wesley Snipes in that movie with the white guy who had a dad who was a murderer).
He might also mean that Luke French likes children.
by Tony S on Sep 5, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he afraid of pedo bear or are they buddies with common interests?
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Sep 5, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good now it's time for this ugly motherfucker
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jason Vargas is not ugly he's just a lesbian
by Fogel on Sep 5, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He does have nice eyelashes...
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 5, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Jason Vargas dies
And they find the body, I guarantee the piano outro of “layla” will be playing.
I’d bed money on that.
by Karma Police on Sep 5, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice one, Scorsese
The only bed money you are going to see is for that futon in your room after you finally upgrade to a Twin bed to allow room for your ferret to join you.
Ah Christ, I’m sorry. I have issues.
Hey, do you think the M’s will sign Ben Sheets next year?
by Tony S on Sep 5, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ben Sheeds?
OH GOD ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
by Karma Police on Sep 5, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Home run now
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Anderson is almost out of the game
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep, I'm giving up on French.
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You're a horrible person
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One
One pitch in the strike zone. And that was just barely in the strike zone.
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We could still come back to win this! Go M's!
by Fogel on Sep 5, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
¡sɹǝuıɹɐɯ oƃ
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do foul tips count as swinging strikes?
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Heck, just keep Vargas in for the next four innings.
I wear the same exact type of glasses as RRS.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait this makes no sense.
Well, no kidding it didn't.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How wrong you are.
Do you have a problem with that?
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go!!
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is a sweet layout picture.
I am wearing no pants.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a god
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Sep 5, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love you cust
Your hilarious last name is just as bad as your hilarious fielding
by Karma Police on Sep 5, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really couldn't take watching Rob Johnson so I changed to the UW game.
Surprisingly UW scored the first TD.
by w00tah on Sep 5, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My LL awards ballot
ROY: JForrester
MVP: NewFogel (aka Fogel Max)
by Poochie on Sep 5, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dunno Attractive Nuisance has my ROY
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 5, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Valtinius needs it for his photo shopping skills.
50!
by joof on Sep 5, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he gets MVP. Everything he posts is gold
Everything.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fogel never post anymore.
Somehow UW is winning. Neat.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your mom never cums any more but that doesnt mean when I get around tó geting the job done the room doesnt shake
by Robert on Sep 5, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
You're a disgusting freak.
Never mind, UW isn't winning anymore.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This isn´t the month that you should be saying this
by Robert on Sep 5, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right. I should let you enjoy the one good month of your life. My apologies.
Ugh.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would talk yiddish with your grandfather
by Robert on Sep 5, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're creeping me out. Although that's nothing new.
I'm going to keep doing this.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should be happy your mother can still have an orgasm
by Poochie on Sep 5, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
She seemed excited.
I felt embarresed because I was just doing my job and all but she was very gratful. Baked me a muffin. Perhaps I wíll eat it. It reminded me of her muffin top.
by Robert on Sep 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You remind me of my mentally disabled diabetic cousin.
Dammit SOMEONE notice my sig
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably low enough for your standards.
.....
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is like the potically correct version of angry coach
by Robert on Sep 5, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except that I'm an intelligent person whereas Coach is a pathetic whiny loser.
I'm going to keep doing this.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait what?
I thought he was pretty well-liked around here, except for the whole Coach-baiting thing, but it seems like he was just playing along or something.
by Karma Police on Sep 5, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. He's just easily manipulated.
I'm going to keep doing this.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit I thought you like him
I need to pay attention to the whole LL clique structure thing I guess.
by Karma Police on Sep 5, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not part of any LL clique.
I find most of the youth on LL to be immature and uninteresting. Not that I haven’t been there myself, but hypocrisy is what I do best.
Sig figs.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariner John is awesome though.
Sig figs.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The difference between you and coach is that this computer wont let me post the stop posting gif
by Robert on Sep 5, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe Jeff said "subthread closed." Work on your literacy.
Sig figs.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And this was such a good piece of snark too.
Sig figs.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What have I missed?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 5, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vargas looks like that one actor with the wierd voice.
50!
by joof on Sep 5, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro!
By the way: I am pissed so I apologise for anything bad I might say tonight.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 5, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro takes this deep right here.
You guys should notice this sooner or later.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually it came 9 years ago.
You got TaylorH'd!
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 5, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like the one click at the end of the click commercial
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Funny because I am starting to dislike that commercial.
by Poochie on Sep 5, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody is not drinking their fluids.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 5, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Situational hitting!
Except it doesn't exist.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Chicago is only 11 games out in the Wild Card race.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 5, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We are so fucking awful
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 5, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We are actually quite mediocre.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Sep 5, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are so fucking five-games-over-.500
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That slider is pretty wicked.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 5, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait what? A missed opportunity?!??!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What team have you been watching this year.
by tintin on Sep 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People use sarcasm here occasionally
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it wrong that Restaurant City on FaceBook
Is currently entertaining me more than this game?
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Batista is in the game. Most things in the universe is more interesting.
by mark sobba on Sep 5, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Truer words = never spoken.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 5, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
UW football game is on.
You can watch Jake Locker steal money from the Angels?
by w00tah on Sep 5, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't.
Football is right on par with watching Carrot Top for me.
Maybe this game IS more interesting than I thought…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 5, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could not agree more.
Batista can make the best games boring. And this one wasn’t very good to start with.
by Heydude on Sep 5, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh god Beltre's leaving and Lopez is still here
by ThundaPC on Sep 5, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The way Rizzs explains that play it sounds like the kind you had to be there for
by Kermit. on Sep 5, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rizz does make every play/game seem like very exciting time.
by mark sobba on Sep 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't do the television side anymore does he?
Sometimes my ears can’t keep up with Rizzs. I like him, just when he does the rapid fire delivery it’s hard to follow now and then.
by Kermit. on Sep 5, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Milwaukee's fat firstbaseman has a .411 OBP
And his middle name is Semien.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Sep 5, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's called a platinum sombrero I believe.
Sig figs.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the golden sombrero, platinum is 5.
I think diamond is 6
by Smegmalicious on Sep 5, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm oddly not bothered by someone striking out 4 times in a game like I used to be.
by ThundaPC on Sep 5, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How is everyone feeling about Jack Wilson at this point?
I’m starting to think Shortstop is one of the places we can upgrade next year.
by Smegmalicious on Sep 5, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WELCOME TO DINGERVILLE POPULATION GRIFFDAWG
by Fogel on Sep 5, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I would rec this but I wouldn't want to hurt my ratio
Sig figs.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I WENT AND UNREC’D COMMENTS FROM A YEAR AGO AND IT’S STILL THAT LOW?
Arguments are fun.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have nearly as many flags received as recs received
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did they say?
Pickle chives onion baby
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Taylor H christmas special sucks dick
by Robert on Sep 5, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A sample
They probably said you’re annoying as hell!
SO FUCKING FLAGGED
Because this isn’t needy
this comment is amazing
GOD STOP. THIS IS LESS FUNNY THAN SINBAD.
Taylor H being Taylor H
This guy is almost as bad as buthole
Ever wondered what butthol would be like if he were a jerk?
NOW I HATE YOU TOO YOU STRANGE KID AND I SHOULD STOP TYPING FLAGS UNDER THE MIDAS TOUCH BECAUS I WAS STRUCK BY SUDDEN FEAR THA I ACTUALLY LEFT THE LAST AS A COMMENT FOR KEVINS
DAMN MY GLASS HOUSE. DAMNIT TO HELL
wut
see the employment of one steven gomez
Your band must be horrible.
If this FanPost gets a single rec than its a mockery of everything the rec stands for.
You remind me of Butthol
He’s doing it again.
WHAT THE FUCK HE IS WORSE THAN COACH HE’S LIKE A COMBINATION OF COACH AND CORCO AND A FUCKING STUPID HIPPIE AAARRRGGGHHH
I’d give him $5 to eat his yarmulke.
LLLJ
Get older already.
Fag
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
They should install a program that lets me rec flags.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I'm never posting on this site again.
Fish and chips and babies
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your flags are spread out over a year and a half and concentrated heavily in your earliest several months
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A sample of flags I have received
What a retarded sentiment
New low for you.
LLLJ!
This is why LL is the way that it is.
This settles it, I’m convinced that only ~10 people read the front page.
dickhole
Who’s the bitch? GOAL SCORERS PIT: Kennedy, T. (00:40 in 1st), Malkin, E. (SHG, 03:18 in 2nd), Scuderi, R. (03:56 in 3rd), Kennedy, T. (04:35 in OT) OTT: Donovan, S. (09:13 in 1st), Heatley, D. (PPG, 12:15 in 2nd), Spezza, J. (SHG, 17:55 in 2nd)
This is racially insensitive
This is a poor comment.
So did anybody see Obama almost totally fuck up that first pitch?
excellent moderating you giant vagina
go fuck a nutmeg
god your such a faggot
god your such a fuck
jack ass
suck me off apple cunt
Way to go retard
Your ass is already a ginormous gay command center.
How does a Mexican pick his nose? From a mail-order catalogue. What is the title of the Mexican’s favorite how-to-book? “How to Steal, Rape and Murder”. When a Mexican throws a party, what do his guests drive? Their homes – they live in their cars. Why did the Mexican rush to the discount store? The ad said: “Beans for sale!” Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of Mexicans? Mexicans have a bigger nose. What time is bed time at the Mexican’s house? When the cheap booze runs out. What do Mexicans and a jockeys both ride? Animals. What is the worst stain on aMexicans underwear? Bean. Why does the Mexican disappear for a couple hours after one of his friends leaves? He has to count his plastic silverware. What did the sunbather shout at the Mexican? Ain’t you dark enough already? What is a Mexican’s ideal of a perfect 10? Any White woman he can get. Why did the Mexican racist want his own kid? So he won’t have to harvest his own beans. What repulsive thing can be found in a Mexican’s clothes? The Mexican. What’s brown, stinky and ugly? Any Mexican you have the misfortune to stumble on. Why did Coke fire the Mexican? He kept trying to SNIFF it instead of DRINK it. Why are Mexican’ pants so big? So they can conceal more weapons. What caused the Mexican’s problem? Mother nature. Why do Mexicans relate so well to donkeys? Blood is thicker than water.. What did the Mexican exclaim when he say he returned from the health spa? I need something illegal to smoke and alcoholic to drink. Why does that Mexican have a tough guy reputation? He’s often confused for his mother.
JESUS CAN I ENJOY ONE THING WITHOUT YOU RUINING IT FOR ME
I will memorize your girlfriends mentranstal cycles and post lolcats when she is at her moodiest
User is being a dick.
FUCK YOU. GO SIT IN YOUR FUCKING TOWER YOU FUCKS. YOU ALSO HAD ME BUY YOU BEERS THE NEXT DAY YOU CUNTNUBBLERS. DOWN FUCKING GRADE. I LAUGH AT YOUR SMALL PENIS.
If an alpaca and an ostrich were able to mate, would the egg be flesh colored? And what would the animal be called?
Hot diggity, that’s how they got me to vote for Lyndon LaRouche!
You’re such a self-righteous prick
Well this is unfair.
Robert told me you were gay and the girlfriend was just a front
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Okay
Poop jokes can be funny but you’ve got to pick your spots.
I’m afraid he will molest us all
for being a bitch
Creative but terrifying.
GOD!
what the fuck
IIIEEEE E NONONONONONO DIE DIE DIE NONONONOIHATECLOWNS
I will finger you.
Can i haz some anal jew fag rape in the shower plz
OFF TOPIC
Someone needs a whole day in time out.
No good can come of this.
Flagged because it was rec’d.
Made me barf.
WHY WHY WHY ???
blow me
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Way to destroy the sanctity of the rec system
by Poochie on Sep 5, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I play by my own rules
ornery pickle curve batista frankfurter
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And this ratio is rec's recieved/Rec's given?
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 5, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey I beat Slurvey!
ornery pickle curve batista frankfurter
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's because I rec almost any picture/gif/clever comment I see.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 5, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're young. We can't help it.
Jesus christ it's been like 2 hours notice already
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.sbnation.com/users/NOLAmarinerboy
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Jesus christ it's been like 2 hours notice already
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pdb is probably ridiculous, since at one point he didn't rec anyone for 3 months.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those are the leaders?
Shoot the Messenger
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ms. Jeff probably doesn't meet the minimum post requirement to qualify for rec awards
Shame, since she’d be a strong pick to win
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She would dominate but Graham deliberately aims to have the best ratio
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Skews things a bit when he probably never recs anybody
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's yours out of curiosity?
Shoot the Messenger
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about Attractive Nusiance?
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 5, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People rec his posts, not his comments. I think they're tallied separately.
Shoot the Messenger
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never mind then
Fish and chips and babies
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff chugs a few wine coolers and Zimas and starts posting as "Ms. Jeff"
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn...
I need to rec people more often.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey people, start being funny.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you get when you cross a Jew with a dolphin?
Liquidity
Shoot the Messenger
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey people, start being funny.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch. That's my best joke
Shoot the Messenger
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Canadian walks into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender replied, "Sorry, we don't serve Canadians in this bar."
“But I’m really thirsty,” the Canadian replied. “I’ll do anything for a beer!”
“Okay,” says the bartender,“if you can do three things, I’ll get you a beer.”
“First,” says the bartender,“do you see that big guy standing by the door? 6’5”, 275 pound ex-NFL linebacker who got thrown out of the league for being too mean and nasty? You gotta knock him out cold and drag him out of the bar. That’s number one."
“Number two. Back in the kitchen we got this Doberman Pinscher. He’s mean, he’s nasty, he’s vicious, he’s hungry, and he’s got a bad tooth. You gotta remove his bad tooth. That’s number two.”
“Number three. Upstairs we got a 70-year-old, 300 pound hooker. You gotta screw her until she climaxes three times. That’s number three.”
“I’ll do it!” screams the Canadian. “What’s first?”
“First is the big guy by the door.”
The Canadian leaps to his feet and runs headfirst into the huge man. The two of them are rolling on the floor with fists and blood flying everywhere. Finally, the Canadian smashes a chair over his head and drags him from the bar.
Panting and bleeding, he askes the bartender, “Okay, what’s next?”
“Number two is the dog in the kitchen.”
The Canadian runs into the kitchen. The bartender hears barking, yelling, snarling, screaming, and jaws snapping, followed by a long, painful howling that obviously came from the dog.
The Canadian runs out of the bar, his clothes all ripped and filthy, and says to the bartender, “Okay, where’s the old lady with the bad tooth?”
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, people started being funny!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you get when you stick a knife in a dead baby?
by acblue on Sep 5, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac?
by acblue on Sep 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is the worst thing about pedophilia?
by acblue on Sep 5, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Losing the security deposit on the clown suit?
by acblue on Sep 5, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't brag about it to your parents!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strong!
Ok, now I’m curious about mine, since I rarely give or receive them
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I must really not rec people too much
Since I don’t think I get rec’d too often. Much like Librocrat, I clearly need to rec people more often
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a dollar on Taylor H's being the worst.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 6, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine is probally way way worse. I would expect something in the .0x
50!
by joof on Sep 5, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
0.31
You score well with the pro-Lopez demographic.
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I score well with anyone who matters then!
50!
by joof on Sep 5, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have over 3700!
Jesus christ it's been like 2 hours notice already
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Selfless
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One Hundred Birr?
Since when did Ethiopia allow Japanese people to write on their currency?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
He hit the same ball that almost killed baseball in Seattle
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I make lot of jokes that I dont feel are either LL worthy or LL is worthy of
by Robert on Sep 5, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Which category did NeoGraham fall under?
by Poochie on Sep 5, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How early was it?
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2005/7/18/212318/267
Later, in the 11th, Cora came remarkably close to running out of the basepaths in order to avoid a tag on his leadoff infield single, and Griffey’s single that followed might’ve been a double play on natural grass.
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was it like writing for a site that didn´t have your most frequent users troll you or figure ways to pleasure themselves and post at the same time
by Robert on Sep 5, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey for Rob Johnson?
I’m happy no matter what happens.
by Heydude on Sep 5, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Retirement awaits you
Arguments are fun.
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He really prefers to be called "Kurt"
God the out of town media is ignorant
by Poochie on Sep 5, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez is better at those pop-ups than Jeffie
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was his only major league error
lay off him jeez
by Poochie on Sep 5, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is Batista still on the team?
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 5, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Monkies playing baseball would be quite the accomphisment
by Robert on Sep 5, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's important is not how well a monkey plays baseball, but that the monkey plays baseball at all
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 5, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Batista needs an out pitch"
That’s for damn sure
by Jeff on Sep 5, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Batista just needs OUT.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game went from boring to
Making me really, really angry.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 5, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Batista is taking suck to a whole new level.
by Heydude on Sep 5, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, fair enough.
Little over reaction on my part.
by Heydude on Sep 5, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he'll get cut because his ERA is in the stratosphere
by Poochie on Sep 5, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will be having a party if that happens
Everyone here is invited…..
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 5, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna miss you....
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Sep 5, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is fun
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 5, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay ERA bloating time
Jesus christ it's been like 2 hours notice already
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Batista just raised Joh's CERA.
The Rob Johnson Fan Club must be happy.
by svart aske on Sep 5, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No reason at all for Batista to be on this team tomorrow morning.
What a cancer.
by Sinking Away on Sep 5, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have determined that Batista will sign a minor league deal with the Nationals next year.
by ThundaPC on Sep 5, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If DC doesn't sign him, how about the Royals?
Where all our leftovers go.
by Heydude on Sep 5, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Statcorner is giving me an error message. Is this phenomenon happening to anyone else?
COME ON YOU GUYS
by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1999 already?
Ichiro you sexy motherfucker.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 5, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO IS CLEARLY BETTER THAN BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 5, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOAFIE!!!
TRADE BAIT!!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 5, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OLD MAN!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5 Ks for Bill Hall?
Shit.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 5, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Krueger loves Sweeney
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Sep 5, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New York Vinnie is mistaking Miguel Batista for someone who doesn't care
When he’s just someone who’s a horrible pitcher
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 5, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He believes in the Lamarkian Theory of Player Aptitude
If Batista just really wanted to pitch better, he’d have better pitches.
by Kermit. on Sep 5, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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