Doug Fister Jersey Application

Team stores have long exerted an element of control over the names that they will and will not affix to the backs of customizable jerseys. Though they allow for player selection and fan personalization, the production and distribution of jerseys in offensive or otherwise questionable taste such as an Atlanta Falcons Ron Mexico #7 or a Toronto Maple Leafs Baron von Cockmaven #00 are strictly forbidden. The promotion and subsequent success of Doug Fister, however, has blurred the line between what is and what isn't appropriate, causing Mariner team store employees great difficulty in separating genuine Fister jersey requests from the predictably tasteless ones. In order to properly ascertain the intentions of each prospective customer, then, I encourage the use of the following application.