9/3: Open Game Thread
by Jeff on Sep 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT
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Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics, Sep 3, 2009 7:05 PM PDT
You know, Brett Tomko isn't that bad.
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RE: You know, Brett Tomko isn't that bad.
Yankee hat. YANKEE HAT!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Sep 3, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nick Swisher wears a Yankee hat
and he’s still pretty awesome.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn;t he in camp with someone this year?
I seem to remember him getting cut …
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The game hasn't even started calm down
by JForester on Sep 3, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what?
YOU’RE boring.*
*just kidding
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GUTZ!!!!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shhhhhhhhh...
Can’t it just be about how ridiculously awesome Gutz is?
by PLU Tim on Sep 3, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
King Awesome!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BILL HALL!!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS CRUSHED
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bill Hall is a bad mother fucker...
I’d cross the street if I saw him on the sidewalk in front of me.
by PLU Tim on Sep 3, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you were Yoyogi I would call you a racist piece of shit
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think you understand - I take absolutely no issue with your previous comment
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a Cuban friend.
And that is close enough.
by Wilder. on Sep 3, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ian Snell is sure to hold this lead!
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 3, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure I don't have what it takes to be an umpire
by JForester on Sep 3, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Neither do most umpires.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It helps that Dave Duncan is a wizard.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 3, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That single was identical to Ichiros.
Let’s hope the next at doesn’t follow history.
by tintin on Sep 3, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is gay
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A gay baseball league could be fun to see.
by mark sobba on Sep 3, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Innuendo city.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should be the San Jos-A's
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ADRIAN!
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More like KENNEDY!
That was some terrible baserunning.
by tintin on Sep 3, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh god Beltre's leaving
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have gameday up.
Is the strike zone today as hilarious as it looks on tv?
by tintin on Sep 3, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What does Adair say?
throw strikes? ignore the umpire?
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ian Snell's strategy of walking many batters seems flawed to me.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 3, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This could be one of those outings where he results tread more towards his tRA.
by ThundaPC on Sep 3, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking hell.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Ian!
Kill yourself.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 3, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Corcoapproved.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 3, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know this has been discussed before but what about using dragons as catchers?
I think they would be great. The Umps could ride on their backs and only the bravest would ever still home. Granted all the calls would have to come from the bench.
by mark sobba on Sep 3, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, this has been discussed before?
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 3, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Large lizards.
Dragons aren’t the smartest of creatures.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have to be better than Rob Johnson.
At least they could block the plate.
by mark sobba on Sep 3, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Teaching them to hit would be the hard part. They have a huge strike zone.
by mark sobba on Sep 3, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Three True Outcomes!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am intrigued by this.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 3, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of intriguing
Assuming you could shapeshift, what would happen if you decided to turn yourself into a rock? You ASSUME your consciousness would go with you, but in reality you may not transfer your consciousness and you would simply be a rock, unable to turn yourself back into a person. It is possible that several rocks are actually shapeshifters that made poor decisions.
Did I just blow your mind?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've read one or two chidrens stories with this exact plot.
by royalcurve on Sep 3, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a really depressing children's book.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My consciousness class at Evergreen went over this concept.
A lot of it has to do with one’s belief of a soul (consciousness) and if it is connected or seprated from the physical body.
by mark sobba on Sep 3, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Kenji
Is rockin’ a new throat guard.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
This is the first time I’ve seen Wak just sitting on the bench.
What. Does. It. MEAN?
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
6 more weeks of September
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your answer wins
I think there is an elaborate game of hide-and-seek going on here. Tag, Giambi’s i- oh, wait. :(
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear the Oakland bench is especially comfy.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 3, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's about ding dang time.
I’m exhausted by this already.
by royalcurve on Sep 3, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just got home
Nice to see Gutz and TDK going yard!
by Yoyogi on Sep 3, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God dammit
Stop trying to make stupid nicknames stick
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding, they should charge $5 just to get some people in there. It looks like an Expos game.
by Yoyogi on Sep 3, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always wondered why teams didn't do stuff like that. Just give 10000 tickets away to schools/community centers etc.
Just to get people inside to buy stuff.
by mark sobba on Sep 3, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gather the suggestion was made to the Yankees.
They weren’t interested.
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice work, Other Sweeney.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mariners'd
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Snell goes 3-1 on every hitter for the rest of this game
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoever suggested we should trade for Snell is a dumb faggot
by Poochie on Sep 3, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oquendo :(
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can someone pick up one of those Ichiro shirts for me?
I’ll pay ya for it
by Yoyogi on Sep 3, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They are bitch slapping the ball all over.
by Ender15 on Sep 3, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please use the subject line.
Thanks!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that was awesome looking.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, this just got dumber.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What in the flying fuck was that
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was, in fact
A flying fuck.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're going to lose this game
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bolding is not the same thing as a subject line.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No?
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who said Jack Wilson doesn't have power
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, would this game and yesterdays be good examples as to why CERA is stupid?
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He was funny in Juno.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I predict great things.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Howsabout you get Tomko's pitch count up, too.
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather face Tomko than the A's bullpen.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe we'll pound on him before they're ready to go to the pen
I love those kind of mid innings in a game.
by Kermit. on Sep 3, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should see him take off from first when they start the runners
I can run faster
by Poochie on Sep 3, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only one that thinks about Adrian when I see a slider low and away no matter who the batter is?
by tintin on Sep 3, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Pujols' nemesis too
Must be a Domincan thing
by Poochie on Sep 3, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sod off, Sweeney.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mark Ellis is littler than I thought, which means I like him
by Jeff on Sep 3, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For some reason
I read “littler” as “Hitler”…..sad face.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lookout Landing is more Hitlery than USSM
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said Hitler, not conjugations of Hitler
by Jeff on Sep 3, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well conjugation was the wrong word to use
by Jeff on Sep 3, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His Hitler 'Stache failed to provide adequate friction for the ride.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will Hitler YOU, sir!
And now you’ve been HItler’d. Conjugation.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ew.
No, wait, I take it back.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy if only mlbtv allowed you to choose which feed
by Poochie on Sep 3, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to think the of the worst crew ever
and I think it was the golden-age TBS Braves announcers
by Poochie on Sep 3, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick inning!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So the outside corner is huge tonight.
by drblacknwhite on Sep 3, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
God I hate playing Oakland.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 3, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to like Bill Hall and as such intend to be biased in his favor
by Jeff on Sep 3, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fister and Hall are caught inside a burning building.
YOU CAN ONLY SAVE ONE!
by tintin on Sep 3, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bill is really strong.
He can carry Fister, while Jeff saves Bill.
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd save Fister since Hall would just go to jail for it anyway
by Jeff on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Black people aren't arsonists.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was like 80% caucasian.
But I don’t have access to the pdf files
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, yeah, probably the bulk of arsonists
Are generally caucasion. But every once in a while, someone slips through the statistic cracks…
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if we are going by exceptions to the general rule, then you throw the whole stereotyping system out of whack.
I could then say that prepubescent upper middle class blonde girls are serial rapists because there has probably been one in history.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
I finally have an idea for a my thesis!
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you gave up on your correlation between YouTube commenters and compulsive albino AIDS monkey masturbators?
Because I thought that was gold.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My professor said it was too pedestrian
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just have to invent a few new words, and make sure they are in your thesis title.
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is "grundle" good enough?
I also have “cranch” and “turggle”…
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scufflenoggin, Curfarfignugget and Scatlapper have my syllables.
If they don’t accept those words, that would be fuckdiculous.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those sound like characters in CATS.
And on that note, my next cat will be named “Fuckdiculous”. Because what veterinarian wouldn’t want ME as a customer?
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And we all say
“Oh well I never, was there ever, a cat so clever as Magical Mr. Scatlapper”
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, I was going to name my dog "dumbass"
So I could be like “Come here dumbass” and when someone turned around I could say “no, not you dumbass, I was talking to my DOG dumbass.”
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You win this time, Science!
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just like The Jerk.
His dog was Shithead.
by royalcurve on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Science is about incremental discovery.
The only way to support subsequent theories is to have a scientific foundation for your current hypothesis. Tell your professor that if he expects you to continue your analysis to AOL online poll voters and lower middle class sports bloggers, he should let you continue your research unimpeded.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm debating a study on the merits of
Standing on street corners whilst covered in maple syrup, mustard, and my own sick, and reciting the lyrics to “Disco Inferno” in the style of Ken Keasey.
Street corners mainly, because they kicked me out of Starbuck’s.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
Once I get mustard and syrup in my mouth at the same time, it’s a cinch!
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what all the guys at
Union Gospel Mission tell me, too!
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weird, that was going to be my definition of Curfarfignugget.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 3, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure
“Curfarfignugget” is German for “tree”.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, see, that's performance art.
A whole other metier.
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But they are black.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And occasionally arsonists
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As of yet has anyone made an affirmative action joke regarding Bill Hall?
by Poochie on Sep 3, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not that I'm aware of. Why don't you start? We'll go round robin.
by royalcurve on Sep 3, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meanwhile all our young white hitters suck.
ignacio
by ignacio on Sep 3, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KENJI!!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KENJI POWER PITCH
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
INSERT RACIST COMMENT ABOUT JAPANESE CATCHERS!
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, that ain't cool.
What the hell. Godboy?!
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hugs are NOT a joke, msb!
Not at ALL!!!
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the intuitive Sweeney realizes that Joh is uncomfortable with a gentle, yet, all-enveloping hug.
And so honors his ‘personal space’ issues.
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm.
You have a point. But Sweeney appeals to me as a hug-or-die kinda guy. Johjima better watch his back.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was surprising .. thought it was on the wall the whole way.
by Ender15 on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought Ryan Sweeney was going to catch it.
ignacio
by ignacio on Sep 3, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pedro Martinez struck out nine batters today
by Poochie on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro is selfish by alienating his teammates by not hitting a 2-run homer.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what he wants you to think.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe the Seahawks are on the AM, this FM signal is fantastic
And the stadium PA in Oakland sounds like a AAA stadium.
by Kermit. on Sep 3, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you talking about Niehaus on the radio a minute ago?
by Kermit. on Sep 3, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He didn't call Putz a fucker again did he?
by Poochie on Sep 3, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss all the awesome.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would very much like to hear Dave Sims call JJ Putz a fucker.
Because I love swears and sports.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
WAY!
Details or it didn’t happen!
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must have details
Juicy details.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to have an mp3 of this, but I don't know what happened to it.
It has to exist on the internet someplace.
by royalcurve on Sep 3, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa whoa whoa
what?!
The mp3 is probably gonna take forever to find, but can someone give me the context or something?
What year? What were they talking about before?
Details!
by Karma Police on Sep 3, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
During a commercial break sometime during the 2005 season, Niehaus exclaimed:
"Let’s see this big fucker come in and walk the world."
by Wilder. on Sep 3, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahahahaha
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
New sig line!
Do I, or don’t I?
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
But I would have to bastardize it. Also, I neeeeed to find audio of this.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will offer shameful and/or illegal sexual favors
For anyone that can get me a clip of this
by Karma Police on Sep 3, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was a link to the clip kicking around here not too long ago.
by BrianL on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
GRANDPA NIEHAUS SAID “FUCKER”!!!!!!
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STOP THE PRESSES!
Someone said the word fuck!
by James F'n X on Sep 3, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, it has nothing to do with that.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, it is
My comment was something commonly known as exaggerating for effect. Also, sarcasm.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, looks like the thread got too big at the wrong time
I was replying to James.
by Karma Police on Sep 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES YES YES YES YES
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonderful
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by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can die happy now.
Niehaus saying fucker AND walk the world in the same sentence.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will cherish this always.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Sep 4, 2009 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Ian Snell pitches into the 6th inning, I will eat my own fallopian tubes.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can have mine, too.
I’m not using them.
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by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's really a very impractical system, isn't it?
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd think the fallopian tube would be directly attached to the ovary. Oh well.
by royalcurve on Sep 3, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason I thought Taylor H was a male
by Poochie on Sep 3, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weird. You must be mistaken.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just thinking about how amazing that would be.
ignacio
by ignacio on Sep 3, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he made it into the 6th, not the other.
ignacio
by ignacio on Sep 3, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, you ruined it.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have used the term "messy," or maybe "cannibalistic," but that works too.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, well, well
Looks like Mr Taylor H better fire up the grill…
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh come on, Snell's going to need more than 15-16 pitches to get through the 5th.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look,
I have some fallopian tubes and a fillet knife. Either you’re going to have dinner or you’re not, but don’t be a tease.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you do self-surgery AND color your hair?
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, ma'am
Yes I can.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And bacon!
And a pan!
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have confidence in my lack of confidence in Ian Snell.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm. A 2-pitch out. I may be in trouble here.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whew, I'm safe.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SWEET CALIGULA'S BUTTHOLE JUST PITCH TO ASSLICKING CONTACT
by Jeff on Sep 3, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I would have gone for the cockpunch on Beltre there.
by Wilder. on Sep 3, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, anything interesting happening with the other Oakland team?
Aside from the usual Al Davis insanity?
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like that Boston ditched Smoltz and Penny for Byrd
by Poochie on Sep 3, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought Boston's front office was smarter than that.
by tintin on Sep 3, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smoltz I understand since he earned a bonus for everyday he was on the roster
But Penny I just don’t get
by Poochie on Sep 3, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you suck dick like your mom interracial gangbang
by Robert on Sep 4, 2009 5:55 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
And you suck dick like your mom at a interracial gangbang
by Robert on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
IT'S NOT JUST YOU. THIS IS WORSE THAN THE DMV. OR SOMETHING SIMILARLY MIND NUMBING
by royalcurve on Sep 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got sidetracked reading UW thesis titles.
turns out someone did a thesis on Buffy two years ago …
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slayage.com is a site for all your Buffy thesis'. They have put out a few jounrals.
by mark sobba on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I know there are many-- the U has bought some that made it into published form
I just missed that someone had done one at the UW
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ian Snell's tRA: very high.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not just you. Everyone really. My eye is twitching and I'm feeling fussy.
by royalcurve on Sep 3, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not. Grilled mutt is a delicacy.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carp!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Congratulations. You just ruined my entire childhood.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god the memories just came flooding back
rec’d sir!
by Karma Police on Sep 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, Taylor H
You just have to have a sandwich or something for dinner, I guess. No delicious tubes for you!
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll have tubular pasta with red sauce. And lots of straws.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, the range is open! The Jakubaustrich has come to graze!
by James F'n X on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
According to Drayer, he is sporting a faux-hawk under that hat.
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he have enough hair for that?
He’s got a little tail thing in the back on top, but long enough for a faux hawk…?
I’ve always thought he looked like some errant Bacon brother…
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Sep 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It appears that the umpire is not a fan of ostriches.
by I Lick Squirrels on Sep 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, we're still winning!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ever have a post game write up inspired by the game playing out slow? And being boring to the point of death?
by Kermit. on Sep 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game is 77.77% of the way done.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff, what do I have to tell you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUZwdbeS2mM
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yay!
I forgot it was almost time for the return
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm I watched the unedited version of Glee the other day.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was just on FOX I just turned on the TV and they were showing it.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just looked it up.
dammit. hopefully the friday repeat is the long version.
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Glee :)
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This was my first thought when I turned it back on.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is like listening to the guys on KJR talk about their wives.
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of want Aardsma to give up 3 HRs in the bottom of the 9th just for the hell of it.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want this game to be over as quickly as possible.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marlins stadium is worse.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps it would be wiser to show the stadium view from the opposite side.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is the capacity for the stadium?
That is a lot of empty space.
by Wilder. on Sep 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to Wikipedia, the capacity for baseball is only ~35,000.
They must not be including the upper deck out in center field.
Even more amazing, the stadium was originally constructed for $25.5 million. Then it was renovated for $200 million in 1996. Wouldn’t they have been better off demolishing and starting over at that price?
by Wilder. on Sep 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's funny is the renovation is what made it so bad.
It was pretty back before they demolished the view by building that disgusting thing in center field.
by Teej on Sep 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh dear.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually caused me to glance up from my book.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
99 mph Lowe's pissed off now.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OT....but this game is boring...
I love that commercial that’s for some educational shit but really it seems more like a ploy to put a teeny looking girl with a tight shirt and tiny shorts on TV. I’ve always found it odd and interesting at the same time.
by PLU Tim on Sep 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Squeeze!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wooo squeeze bunt yay woo...
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well! That was exciting!
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Batista isn't coming in for the save.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I could pick only one game this season to skip, this would probably be it.
(Though I don’t think you’re much of a college football fan, so your mileage may vary.)
by Teej on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rajai davis' gameday photo
makes him look like he should be a genie or something. The way the corner of his mouth turns up looks like a curly mustache
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by RockiesMagicNumber on Sep 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's the deal with Ian Stewart?
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy doesn't know how to swing NOT for the fences
drives me up the freaking wall.
Solid glove, though.
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by RockiesMagicNumber on Sep 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know it's like everytime I watch him play he's like Chris Davis with the bat launching 400 footers but can't make contact to save his life.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm terrified to think if we should even try and "fix" him
I see him being a .270/.360/.500 guy, if he can fix his BABIP and LD%, but it seems like he gets “scared” at the plate and just swings as hard as he can.
Hell, if he can give me .250/.330/.475, I’ll bat him 6th till the cows come home
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by RockiesMagicNumber on Sep 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love him he's one of my favorite Rockies.
Then again I just love players who can only strikeout and hit HR’s
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
then you love Iannetta and Stew
and now Giambi!
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by RockiesMagicNumber on Sep 3, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lopie Lopie.
Trying to make it interesting for Jeff.
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WIN!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FINALLY
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought there was supposed to be a double-header tonight.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's over! It's over!
Heh, 7 games over .500, high water mark of the season.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And it didn't feel a minute over 6!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love you Franklin!!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 3, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Interesting.
He doesn’t seem to have the near-incomprehensible (even to other Spanish-speakers) Venezuelan accent that others have
by msb on Sep 3, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, bash Snell much? (in your blog post)
Career Safeco Record: 7-2
by Taylor H on Sep 3, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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